>BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz Was Just Arrested By The FBI, Finally Confessed To Being The Zodiac Killer
http://unleashedreality.com/ted-cruz-is-the-zodiac-killer/
>According to sources, the FBI had been gathering evidence against the Texas Senator for a number of years, and would only make a move once they were certain they could put the serial killer away for life.
Welp, there goes the best candidate ;_;
>>69464375
Is this a joke website?
>>69464564
not sure friend, just saw someone on my newsfeed share it and thought it was a good read
>>69464564
No, just saw it on CNN a few hours ago
>>69464881
there we go, knew it was real
>>69464375
>flag
>>69464375
Zodiac Killer active during the 60s potentially into the early 70s. Ted Cruz was born 1970. Nice to see he was able to kill people while still swimming around in his dads nuts.
>>69465042
article addresses that buddy
>>69465042
It's a meme
>>69465042
>>69465423
u dip
>>69464375
zOMG MODS STICKY THIS
>>69465042
he's clearly a copycat
>>69464375
>>69465042
>>69465423
Hmmm...
>>69464375
I would have bet on his wife but whatever, good job FBI
mfw this thread
>>69464375
>Australia
That post gave me ebola.
>>69464375
This like that are never real, too bad.
looks nothing like the sketch
>>69465816
Of course! It was Old Man Sanders the whole time! Thanks Scoob!
>>69464881
Holy shit! Really?
