ATB smashes Trumpfags in his latest article. Objectively going point by point and drawing genuine comparisons between Trump and other shitty world leaders.
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-countries-that-elected-their-own-trump-long-time-ago/
>>69463616
>cracked
>>69463657
>trumpfag
>cracked
>current year
COME ON, KILL YOURSELF.
>>69463616
Since when is Cracked a good source of information?
>>69463616
fuck off faggot
do not click on sjw bullshit
http://archive.is/Ms5oD
>>69463858
>questions the validity of Cracked™
>considers the National Enquirer a credible news source
>>69463884
Thanks
>>69463616
Tuck Frump.
>>69464086
Weekly World News or nothing for myself!
>>69463616
none of those are like trump, except maybe berlusconi
>>69463616
ATB is awesome, I love reading his articles. This one is particularly eye opening. I feel sorry for Europe.
>>69463616
Top kek. Stormweenies on suicide watch
>>69463737
I miss when cracked wasn't a liberal sjw shithole
>>69463616
>goes to supposed satire site to post article from legitimate satire site that people claim is no longer satire but still profess the supposed satire site is satire
10000% retarded
>>69463884
>It's bad to hate terrorists
This is why the left keeps losing.
>>69464795
Being this butthurt over muh sekrit club
>>69464911
Christ teaches us not to hate our enemies, but to love them. That includes muslim refugees.
Wait. We cracked now?
>>69463616
Not gonna read the biggest leftist shithole on the internet.
Sage shitposts, don't take the bait and make /pol/ not shit again.
>Cracked
>>69465283
Lol forgot to sage
>>69464959
>Posting pornography is not permitted. This is a politics board, not a porn board.
>>69465143
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>69465296
>national enquirer
>>69463616
>cracked
Who even reads this terrible SJW mouthpiece anymore?
Most of these don't even show anything bad has happened. The Le Pen one basically comes down to "She's a meanie to immigrants, so it's bad."
Isn't cracked a part of gawker media? Anyway, I hope this shitstain of a tabloid burns to the ground along with Jezebel and the likes.
>>69464291
My nigga. I have a ton of covers on my computer from an /x/ dump.
>>69463737
Holy shit I didn't even see it was right in front of our eyes. They used to have occasional RP articles, but the start of nonstop BP shit was once they changed their banner design from red to the greyish blue.
>>69465416
>2016
>not starting you day with America's only humor site
When will the media finally stop trying to attack Trump, and actually make an effort to understand why people are supporting him?
That's what pisses me off the most about the whole media blitz. They don't give a shit about the concerns of real people, they don't want to try to understand Trump, they can't even muster up the most basic levels of empathy. All they want is to get their tribe back into power so that they can say that they won. The media needs to die.
>>69465678
>>69465674
Is it satire?
Because than I'm seeing poe's law in full effect
>>69465773
You don't think that the media should bother with analysis and understanding, and should just focus on gossip and smears?
Good for you, now fuck off back to whichever bottomfeeding blog you crawled out of.
>>69465402
How much do you make per post cuckshill?
>>69463616
Only Trumpfags could see the terrible world leaders around us today and say, "I want that."
>>69463616
Holy shit, this is the best Cracked.com article I read in years.
>>69463657
NOT AN ARGUMENT, DRUMPF SUPPORTER
>Be Vice
>Turn into a SJW shithole
>Everyone hates it now
>Be Cracked
>Turn into a SJW shithole
>Everyone hates it now
>>69466217
Only berniefags can look at the failures of communism and say to themselves, line me up against that wall comrade.
>>69463616
Why do you guys try so hard with all these BTFO threads?
I don't think anyone cares what the perpetually offended think anymore. I would vote for him out of pure spite for the left at this point.
>>69466408
>Be Cracked
>Make progressive articles
>Be applauded and rewarded with page views
Ftfy
>it's a "funny site hires libtards and becomes a complete shitfest" episode
>>69466352
>X has superficial similarities with Y, therefore X is exactly Y
Not an argument, cuck.
>>69463616
Holy shit, CRACKED?!?!?!?
Fuck, i forgot how good that site became once they exposed the truth about the mysoginistic gamergate scandal.
I guess i am now voting for the #ShillaryMissile
>>69463616
So why does this board tolerate corporate advertising?
>>69463616
>associating a common sense conservative new york businessman with far-right politicians
>>69466636
Because corporations are legally people and we believe that it is a universal right of the people to shitpost.
>>69466519
90% of the views are people telling you that you are a shithole.
Also
>Progressive
Well you can call regression a form of progress if you like.
>listicles are still a valid format in CURRENT YEAR
Cracked is such a bunch of fags. I was going to write for them for a minute until I realized what shitty shit shit they are. They JS Sargent faggot who writes for them is a perfect example. He's the very stereotype of a cuck and this nigger has to sell his clothes on Facebook to survive while Cracked runs off with all the money. My dick with those faggots.
>>69466519
>Be applauded and rewarded with page views
But everyone thinks that they're a joke.
And besides, their page views are declining.
http://www.rank2traffic.com/cracked.com
>>69463616
I thought Cracked was supposed to be insightful and funny. I want to go back to the 90s.
>>69463737
I just miss the two page spreads of Spys and Sabs hit "_____". I don't understand why I can't find them on the internet either.
>>69463616 (You)
Nice bait OP
>>69466720
>corporations are legally people
Can we tax them at the same rate as people?
Can we lock them up for breaking the law, like people?
Can we execute them like people?
If not, why are they allowed the same voice as people?
>Cracked
Wew
>5 Reasons why you are a bad person and should vote for hillary
>5 Things you didn't know about why republicans are evil nazis
>5 Ways Bernie Sanders is looking out for you personally
>Top 5 reasons conservatives are dumb
That's some funny shit for a comedy site.
I miss the good old days when bias didn't preclude a sense of humor.
>>69466550
I am not a cuck, I have a beutiful white girlfriend Eliška, and it is my own decision to look for a refugee in Germany to visit Czechia so that he can impregnate her for me.
>>69466797
Also this, when you rely on having an ad under every single point you're just a step away from being one of those irrelevant list sites that has one item per page and just copies the information from other placeson the web.
>>69463616
Cracked is retarded. There used to be this one great writer (he hadn't hit it big like any of the others of the front page) and he got banned and had all his articles removed one day because his photo changed from the default, to a picture of a dog, and therefor, he MUST be a furry.
The dog in the photo was just a border collie. Not anthro or anything. But he taken out for it.
That and Cracked's articles are utter bunk.
>>69466523
Wait, I swear I've seen this episode like a dozen times before...
>>69463616
>>69463616
>Cracked
>That entire article
>That comment section
It's all a dream, right? Tell me it's not real. Please.
>>69463616
>countries that elected their own trump
>golden dawn
WEW
they never got more than 15% of the fucking vote.
Stopped reading there fuck off cracked.
>>69467197
What the fuck flag is that? Why does New Jersey vote for DRUMPF and not for their very own Bernie?
>>69466944
>I Don't Understand Very Basic Concepts: The Post
One of the reasons that they're treated like individuals is so that they can be prosecuted like individuals. Imagine a company committed a crime. If the company was not treated as an individual, only a handful of workers would be punished rather than the company as a whole. Was that simple enough for you?
By the way, none of those examples are relevant. We tax the employees/owners, as well as the corporation. You can't lock up or execute a company (are you retarded?), but you can dissolve it. The individuals have free speech, not the company (because the company isn't actually alive, silly).
>2 shekels have been deposited into your checking account
If you must read the article, use the archived link posted here (>>69463884), don't click on OPs link. Cracked needs to die the same death all libtarded infested sites eventually do.
>>69467255
It's Old Jersey.
>>69466782
It was a Sargent article that eventually made me rage quit the site, can't remember which one
>>69467363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2h8ujX6T0A
> #3. Silvio Berlusconi (Italy)
This comparison makes sense.
>>69463616
Cracked is a fucking garbage website pretending to be news, thrown together by SJW special snowflake faggots. It's like getting news from Buzzfeed. Why would I ever give a fuck about what these cucklords say, think or feel?
>>69466734
>90% of the views are people telling you that you are a shithole.
literally clickbait
>>69467546
>hurr durr I've suffered some sort of head injury
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood
Are you daft son?
>>69467157
Young people who are productive members of society (aka not /pol/ posters who live in their Mother's basement blaming all their problems on immigrants, people of color and women in general) have always hated on DRUMPF you fucking buffoon.
It's only either Bernie or Hillary for us normal people.
Has anyone ever listened to Adam's unpopular opinion podcast? He's pretty Redpilled.
>>69468121
>us normal people
>czech
yes because you're going to be voting in the general right?
rofl
I used to such an infamous troll in the comments that David Wong himself had called me shithead.
>>69468671
>>69467157
It's not a dream. I love that cracked teaches people the importance of tolerance and acceptance.
>>69468647
Actually I will.
>>69467707
You're mad because you know Cracked has a point and it makes you feel inadequate about your own lack of accomplishment.
>>69467108
The eternal Anglo is sticking up for furfags... What a surprise!
>>69463884
SWEET JESUS.
>Countries that elected their Trump
>Golden Dawn has 7 percent vote and 21 seats, obviously they are the reason for all Greeces problems. More than half the entries never got elected.
>In 2004 election rules had to be changed because Front National was doing well. YAY DEMOCRACY
>Talks like electing WEEDMAN was a good thing, because he's pretty
I can't believe there was a time when this website was good. Fucking hell.
>>69469362
So you hiding behind a proxy or something?
>>69464911
But anon, if you kill your enemies, they win!
I love all the butthurt and stormcuck tears in this thread.
>>69463616
>Cucked
im not going to click that shit
>>69470194
>not supporting the people who don't tell you to build wall
