If the United States disappeared tomorrow, how would your life/country improve?
Burgers need not enter thread, your contributions are not wanted or needed.
>>69450407
Australia would become a Chinese colony, if the Japs didn't get here first.
>>69450407
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY
>>69450785
Why would they do that?
All of europe would become russia.
Such improvement! Enjoy
>>69450846
>mandatory all white babies circumcised at birth
>brainwashed to love capitalism
So free..
>>69450407
Have a (You)
That looks like a great way to fuck up your tendons.
On topic, I would die of boredom because most shit I watch or play is from the US. Can't decide if it would help or destroy Sweden more. I mean, most of our shitty SJWs "logic" has to come from somewhere. And I'm guessing USA is behind some of that shit.
>>69450407
i just do it.
whats next? am i gonna die?
>>69450876
I THINK YOU MEAN GERMANY
that did not give me an orgasm
in fact it kind of hurt
>>69450407
What does that actually do?
>>69450890
kek.
Never post an image more interesting than your post, OP.
>>69450932
>>69450976
>>69450994
Probably a very easy way to fuck up the tendon in your thumb because you're lengthening it, then putting even more tension on it by flexing your wrist fast.
>>69450994
Just kind of hurts a bit.
>>69450890
>Australians
>Brainwashed to shitpost from birth
Wew lad
>>69450976
not doing it right, its gotta be a really fast snapping motion
>>69450850
Because they'd have no US 7th Fleet to stop them. You do realise that's the only thing that stops us from becoming an outpost of an East Asian power, don't you?
Don't worry, Hispanic America won't care about Anglo (or Asian?) Australia so it will happen within our lifetimes anyway, no need to come up with fantasy scenarios.
>>69450890
>caring about circumcision
>>69450890
Circumcision isn't mandatory you retard.
>>69450890
>mandatory
>brainwashed
Yeah sorry you don't understand the concept of freedom; people do those things of their own free will, I'm sorry you disagree with them you dirty uncircumcised communist
The whole of South East Asia will be dominated by China.
Maybe they'd even assfuck Australia for all that land and its resources.
Russia will have the Northern hemisphere, good fucking luck leafs.
China with the Southern hemisphere, at least they'll kill all muslims and niggers.
There will be order, but no freedom.
All will be working towards colonizing the Solar System.
I'm 50/50 on this one.
>>69450407
>your contributions are not wanted or needed.
You would all become victims of piracy and your economies would suffer tremendously.
>>69450407
Dont do this this is a way to place an air bubble in your bllod stream which will eventually kill you.
USSR spies did this during the cold war to commit suicide.
>>69450407
holy shit don't do this it creates crystals of mustard gas
>>69451269
FUG
>>69451269
lol what, how would it create an air bubble?
Many of you can say goodbye to your independence. You will become part of the Russian or Chinese empires.
>>69451365
>independence
>beholden to US interests, forced to fight wars for US interests
So free..
>>69451325
It stretches out the veins and makes an air pocket
>>69451325
newfag
>>69451174
enjoy your nerve damage
>>69451491
Shit, really? is that always fatal? surely not.
>>69450407
I think I just broke my wrist and I don't have health insurance you fucking faggot
>>69451599
i can confirm my heart has stopped pumping
>>69450407
Everyone would probably go to war with us because we have been cheeky cunts all through history and we wont have a big mate to step in anymore.
>>69451601
Now you will have to declare bankruptcy or die, enjoy your capitalist freedom though.
i-is it OK guys? i can feel my vessels are fucked up. my blood veins are crazy.. or it just a placebo effect?
>>69450407
Australia would be fucked. Without the US we would be unable to defend ourselves.
>>69451746
you might have to snackbar
>>69451269
It's not an air bubble, it's nerve gas you retard
>>69451746
Best if you kill yourself, just to be safe, stupid turk
>>69451746
did you actually do it you fucking mad man? haha everyone knows to NEVER DO THIS, you need to bite the middle of your thumbnail really hard for 30 seconds then squeeze it hard against your index finger
>>69450407
The Taliban would take over my village.
>>69451599
if an air bubble passes through your heart, you'll have a heart attack
>>69450407
holy fucking shit what did I just do to my wrist
>>69451939
the taliban actually did nothing wrong
The world economy would collapse. Power vacuum would be filled by Russia and China.
>>69451901
thanks i feel better now
>>69450407
we'd be fucked, would have to greatly increase trade with Chinese, Canada would become more Ching Chong Chan than it is already.
>>69451210
>free will
then why can't I get un-circumcized? I was never given any free will in the decision
>>69452176
>Canada would become more Ching Chong Chan than it is already
you can't go over 100%
>>69451939
R A R E
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TERRORIST SCUM
>>69450407
In your part of the world China would quickly move to dominate the area. This likely would not, in the short term, likely include actual invasion.
It would likely depend on leadership or lack of in the area. Would you be able to form an alliance that would be able to stand against China?
Australia and Japan, possibly South Korea, would have to begin development of Nuclear weapons in order to counter the threat of Chinese nuclear weapons. The countries in question are the only ones that really can do so right now, however with the exit of the US they would need a 'prompt' response capability and not just a 'if it gets stressful, we can have them in six months' response.
Obviously there are some serious social issues chained to this idea though. Would the countries be able to do it, overcoming domestic resistance? If not, they would have to accept default domination by China. Functionally becoming colonies to Chinese will.
On the other hand, even if the countries in question did begin development it is possible that China may act to prevent such a 'threat'.
Of course, none of this addresses the dependence by China (and others) on the US for economic wealth. The loss of US markets would cripple nations across the world. China would be hit harder than most.
This could destabilize them, or it could push them in to a 'now or never' frame of mind.
>>69451939
I am sorry for that. You guys are fucked, not sure there is anything anyone can do to really help in the long term.
>>69450895
SJW Marxism came from Europe.
>>69452176
>>69450407
what form of disappearance, would there just be ocean between us and mexico? I think we would do alright. OPEC sould be fucking sundered and the Saudis would be fucked with no oil market to fund their lavish lifestyles and terrorist exports, as a result our global standing would improve just a little bit. closer ties with russia because no red terror nest to us to worry about, also no money factory to prop up israel. all in all, the world would be a much better place and the agents of evil that remained would find themselves severely bereft of power and influence.
>>69450407
That fucking hurt
>>69450785
That's already happening mate.
>>69452537
You going to cry, nederkanker?
>>69450407
fuck me why did i think that would be a good idea
>>69451746
Quick drop to your knees and start sucking my cock as hard as you can, in about 2 minutes my body will release a fluid that will cure you, be sure to swallow it all.
>>69450407
I'm entering this thread like my nation has entered every country ITT.
If there were no US then nato vanishes and europe has to defend itself. It also means tensions increase in europe immediately, eastern europe would be afraid of russian invasion and for good reason. West europe has to increase taxes which would decrease economic activity(since less money is going towards investment of the nation) and increase military spending tremendously. Lebanon and israel are getting attacked, africa is going to starve, central/south america isn't going to have a powerhouse providing them a market to sell goods(say goodbye to all that drug and commodity money) which would obliterate their already weak economies. South korea is getting invaded by the north with chinese support, japan is going to raise a navy, australia will join south east asia and japan in forming a blockade of china. India will fight pakistan(probably with nukes) which will kill millions. Mongolia will wait until everyone is distracted, then sweep all of mainland asia again. Canada will be the only nation that people have a positive outlook on.
>>69450876
Implying there'd be a difference. Either we 'belong' to the burgers or someone we atleast share the same dirt with.. I'd pick russia.
>>69452727
go fuck a kangaroo
>>69451210
This guy thinks people act on their own freewilly.
>current year
You're lucky you are a burger, I'd call anyone else stupid at this point.
>>69451127
Where is 1F??!?!?!???!
>>69451491
That's not how fluids work if theirs no air in the vein to begin with the vein's just stretch to accommodate the fluid, or are you one of those retards who thinks when the heart pumps blood around the body it magically creates air because the veins create an air pocket?
>>69450407
I don't think anything would really change except for Pootin's propaganda machine starting to blame Europe for all our problems.
>>69450890
well done
>>69450407
Physician here.
If you do this and it hurts it means you masturbate way too much. You can easily tell who does it when you ask them to perform this simple excércise
>>69453322
Why does it hurt with my left hand even tho i jack off with my right?
How could you live in a world that doesn't sell a burger at every street corner?
Do it with both at the same time. You won't fap for months.
>>69453416
because brain hemispheres are mirrored, genius
>>69453416
Then you have another problem, could be gamers thumb.
Either way cut down on gaming or masturbating.
So what exactly does this do? F's up the tendons if you do it too much, I guess? Didn't really do anything to me.
>>69453878
Did you feel pain, Sven?
>>69453503
gamers thumb? this is bait right?
>>69451599
yes
i did this once and i died
learn from my mistake
>>69450407
>Burgers need not enter thread, your contributions are not wanted or needed.
>>69451096
Gosh. I did it while holding my erect dick.
I just masturbated as usual.
Kek.
>>69454361
All 4 inches of it?
>>69453322
>masturbate 2-3 times a day
>no pain
>>>69450407 (OP)
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES A ETERNAL BLEEDING
>if USA never existed
Russia would have taken over all of Europe and most likely all of northern America, china would wipe out Japan after the shit they pulled in ww2 and would take Australia.
Amusing thing is middle east would probably still be the main staging areas for conflict between Russia and china, nobody wants to move troops and supplies through Siberia.
Eventually Russia nukes the shit out of the entire east, and then probably does the same to the middle east, leaving the entire planet under communist rule.
USA is a necessary evil, sure, ae fuck shit up, but we prevent you from your ahit getting royally fucked.
guys my hands feel funny
am I gonna die
>>69453202
Outer Space
>>69450407
Germany and Russia would invade us
and then Russia would invade Germany....
>>69450407
REMINDER: 4chan was created by an American and popularized by Americans because Americans are the best at everything
>>69451939
how the fuck do you access the internet
>>69455769
There are internet cafes in kabul quite a lot of them actually.
The United States chooses not to recognize ur bantz
Blyat
We would conquer the world if it wasn't for Americans.
>>69450407
>pic
Doesn't work.
If USA ceases to exist, then there won't be any country to fund 10 million dollars daily to Israel. Israel loses its military and intelligence dominance in the middle east and Palestinians can reclaim their land back.
Would the Jews that live there disappear too?
If so, we could implement traditionalist and nationalist propaganda and undo some of the fuckery that's been going on for the last 40+ years.
>>69459546
And then you, Pajeet would probably be steamrolled by them.
>>69459882
Except I'm Ahmed.
>>69459928
I thought Pajeets hated you. How aren't you dead?
>>69460053
Because I live in a Muslim city?
>>69460101
Are you using a proxy? I thought almost all Indians hated muslims with great might.
>>69450407
Do not do this This is to anhero I am kill now, farewell familia
>>69455021
You may have torn the tendon of the bone. If it starts to bruise you should go to the hospital
>>69450407
Fuck there is blood everywhere, just lost my finger. WTF dont do this
>>69450976
It's already too late for you. RIP.
>>69451601
>doing some random stuff that will obviously broke a tendon or worse
>MURICA...
>>69460325
India is like 18% muslim
>>69453202
First Fleet was decommissioned in the early 70s, I do believe.
Ban me niggers
>>69463170
I'm working on it, can't stand big fat loud-mouthed circumcised Americans.
>>69450407
anyone care to explain OP's pic to me?
>>69450785
Pretty much, we'd be flat out invaded and if we fought back probably get real fucked up
>>69451210
It's actually not free will if you have it done to you when you're still an infant.
>>69450407
>EU dies from market crash without Murica
>Europe turns against itself
>we war now
>Israel reveals nukes
>IDF invade us
I'm ok with this
>>69463668
sends a shockwave down to your hips and in the process you get exited to the point where you think that you might have an orgasm for a split second.
But you cant do it if you dont have a strong arm
>>69463668
It's a troll picture designed to snap a ligament in your wrist.
It's the same as that one that says you should massage your gooch, the part betwoon your balls and bumholebwith the promise of an instant orgasm, it can render you infertile.
>>69463668
Don't do it, I did it and I turned gay
>>69463668
Pull my finger
>>69463668
tendon ripper.
it's akin to that stupid fucking "grow crystals" image macro. the one that produces poisonous gas.
>>69450407
Fuck you OP
>>69450407
I honestly wouldn't mind if the Democrats keep winning. I want redpilled states to form a union, and leave the weak communist coasts on their own. It would only take a decade or two before they collapse, and can then be retaken.
