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Polandball thread EUROPA Edition
>>69448179
enjoy ya muzzie poofta cunt
>>69448245
First post best post
>>69448179
How long untill jealous non-whites. shit all over it?
>>69448245
>>69448302
>>69448678
Something for you, shitposters.
>>69448179
The Poland while it was still great.
100% Baguette
Some Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSDb8pD6sno
>>69449222
Where are these from?
>>69448245
Hmm, you just helped me to realize something:
>Hordes of people come from a strange land
>Sap all of the local resources
>Force the natives to assimilate to a new culture and religion
>No unified effort to stop these invaders
Colonialism or refugee crisis?
Norway
>>69449573
>>69449222
>>69449130
>>69449093
>>69449093
>>69449013
>>69448978
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS, TELL ME NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>69449636
So you basically started sewing these and are trying to sell them to us.
Noice.
>>69449673
Actually, It's my mom sewing these, I just gave the Idea. She may make a Pepe and Sprudo later. But yeah, sort of blatant self promotion.
>>69449921
>filename.kek
>>69449664
Just search on Etsy for "Polandball" or lurk pr0gramm, we got shittons of visitors from there. Anna Die Hure is the tag on pr0gramm, kek.
>>69449921
Thanks, gonna buy 2 or three. Are there any limitations regarding shipping? I.e. not into soon to be muslim countries? :(
>>69449664
etsy -> ThePlushieMagnate
>>69449664
https://www.etsy.com/market/polandball here hans to hard to use google right ?
>>69450141
No limitations for our soon to be muslim friends :^) Shipments are almost worldwide.
>>69450413
Ok one last question. Swastika ball not possible right?
>>69450521
It should be is it banned in Czech?
Also is there a master rice ball?>>69450413
>>69450413
Those prices are real steep mate
>>69450592
Of course it is banned.
>>69450521
You'd be surprised how many people are asking for those. By which we conclude, that Germoney is not lost yet. But unfortunately no, everyone around Europe, especialy German Gov is way too tingly about Nazi Symbolism.
Can't do that Hans.
>>69450780
Its just a doll or do the nazi cross
>>69449013
I need a shitpost plushy.
>>69450794
Sooo, in theory, you could do a "dark red with white spot" ball and I put the swastika on myself? kek.
>>69450623
Well, it's a single pair of hands making them, no little chink working for a bowl of rice in a basement. And everything is 100% hand made and hand sewn.
>>69450947
Well, technically, yes
>>69449921
>Actually, It's my mom sewing these, I just gave the Idea. She may make a Pepe and Sprudo later. But yeah, sort of blatant self promotion.
You are quite the kike and I will not buy from you.
However, I hope you drain the pocketbook of many a tumblrite. That's where you should advertise these desu family.
>>69450592
Not sure who is the master rice, but we got your back
>>69451149
No hard feelings Sven
>>69451176
>dat shipping fee plus the domestic shipping fee.
wow i am so upset family.
>>69449607
more like
>be an abbo, sit around doing cannibalism and abusing children
>white man shows up to the land that i've already wrecked with barbaric farming practices
>makes something of the parts I didn't get to yet
>give me money, tries to stop me from abusing me kids
>I claim to be oppressed
>>69451066
Thats good to hear. I´ll wait for the update on Etsy for that, gonna buy several euhueheuhheu
>>69451317
What you mean by domestic shipping fee?
>>69449607
Whites came to build, not for welfare.
>>69451257
I wanted to buy the dutch stoner ball but there is no spliff in his mouth , too bad. othewise 8/10
>>69451863
Well, just write a message and Spliff Can be added. The point of those is that people themselves make and expand them.
Also should be cheap, no more than few dollars.
>>69451564
We have a shitty system when it comes to shipping items here.
Aside from the shipping fee( Internationally) shipping companies tend to add another fee to ship it to city/province which is shit since our country is a bunch of island where it had to be ship through air or sea. which makes up the extra fee.
I WANT Soviet ball so bad
>>69450097
>>69449222
/fa/ as fuck
>>69451364
So far i would buy:
>Reichtangle
>Germanyball
>Swissball
>Sovietball
>Russiaball
>Swastika-ball without swastika (If available at some time)
ehuehuuehuehu soon.jpg
>>69452112
Ah, yes, the welsh flag. Such an awesome flag for such an insignificant country.
>>69452545
>and possibly prussia ball, but can´t find that on Etsy even though you posted a pic of it.
>>69452545
Just write a message for shipping discount then. Etsy got a shitty system for the additional item shipping fee.
>>69450413
why would anyone buy from you?
theyre fucking expensive and anyone can build one by looking at sewing tutorials on the internet.
>>69452618
I didn't post the Prussiaball yet, but since you've asked for it. Here it is. Yeah I know. Not all items are listed on Etsy.
>>69450413
>that filename
>>69452748
Thanks will remember
>>69452748
>>69452873
My gf wants to know how much time it takes to make one ball? Or is this a company secret?
>>69452873
>>69452748
>>69452112
>$90 per plush w/o shipment
who the fuck you're trying to scam here. these couldn't have cost more than $20. I bet these break down after a week.
>>69453058
Less than a day. these arent crochettes. literally a bunch of dyed fabric sewed together with cloth insert.
These aren't industrial grade plushies so expect them to break down after a few hugs and tosses.
>>69452777
>>69453166
Do you see the difference? >>69451257
Yeah, me neither :^)
>>69452873
pretty cool
Your family business is memeing
wow, the future is scary
>>69453376
This looks high quality m8.
>>69453443
Praise the Kek.
Here something for the mangu anime lovers.
>>69452583
B-but we are g-great Keltic Warriors
>>69453058
Depends on a difficulty. Something simple as a Germoney takes 4-5 hours. This one however >>69450097 took about 3 days. Everything is completely hand made, including the cap. Been making and printing the cap patterns myself.
>>69453384
what do you mean? all polandball looks great no matter how they're designed. My sister can come up with these and sell them at $5 each and can still make profit. And not just because im in malaysia either. Some NEET from switzerland can make these for hobby and still make money selling them at the same $5 cost because the basic materials are fucking cheap as hell.
You're a fucking scam artist that takes advantage of current trends to fool people to buy overpriced stupid shit like these.
Ill wait until a russian starts shilling his polandball plushies because at least russians are known to make high quality shit that never breaks down + about $50 cheaper than your 2 day warranty shit.
>>69453465
Hot toys figures look high quality but they break down in a few days inside their packagings.
Don't be fooled by this guy. What you should do instead is spread these designs to other plushie makers that will be interested in capitalizing on these and sell them at a much cheaper price and a much higher quality.
>>69453875
Being this salty. Go for it Mayang, the world is your oyster.
>>69454238
Sell me Soviet ball 20 dollars
>>69454162
have you actually bought a sample from this specific vendor?
Most of the comments and rating is fairly positive
>>69452777
>>69453166
>>69453376
>>69453875
>>69454162
>being this mad
>>69453875
>all polandball looks great no matter how they're designed.
When I look at >>69453384 I wouldn´t way money for that.
>overprices shit that gets damaged after 2 days. Doing work and then selling these things are a scam.
Wtf do you wanna do with them, play soccer? You are one satly degenerate. Or are you just mad that you have to work for a week to afford one ball?
The balls from countryballplushies looks nice and aren't $70 for a single one. Anyone know how long those would last?
>>69454238
Shut the fuck up and stop shilling in /pol/ until you've decided to sell these at most $25 for the most complex design and $10 for the simplest one.
And work on your quality control too. Some of these aren't stitched right, some parts of the fabric is swelling and stretching.
I posted a reply. WITHOUT USE.
>>69448179
Picked this up off /a/
>>69455028
BAVI
>>69454238
Based as fuck
>>69454802
Okay, gonna take an advice from the Malaysian on a Iranian Carpet Knitting Board. All these flavors and you chose to be salty.
>>69454671
>Wtf do you wanna do with them, play soccer?
the fuck? kids will hug these, toss them around, sleep on them and the worse of all, they will squeeze them and stretch them
These polandball toys arent for display you fucking roach. Not at this price point, id expect them to at least survive a child.
>>69455152
Not our fault you have shit quality
>>69455152
Where you get these?
>>69455152
the fuck? these are much smaller than i thought.
For $90 id expect them to at least be chest size.
>>69455169
>These polandball toys arent for display you fucking roach.
Who are you to decide what these are for? Are you retarded? (not rethorical question this time)
>>69452873
Prussian here
>>69455355
He has his mother make them.
>>69454709
Webm related, remember when I saw it posted by some German in a thread, was quiet amused that it got even to /pol/
You can go for them if you wish. His plushies are about 16cm in diameter and are halfway filled so they are squishy. Also, not sure about quality but those are China Mass produced, he receives them in containers.
Few times already happened when someone was making an order, they asked the way we ship them as apparently he ships them in vacuumed bags and they will never get the proper form back.
But like I said, go for them. It's like with a watches. You either buy a cheap one or an expensive one. It's still a watch and serves same purpose but quality is different.
>>69455152
>>69452873
>>69449093
LOOKS AWESOME ! 9/11 will buy some
(any bulgariaball ?)
BUYING AMERICAN BALL IMMEDIATELY
>>69449673
Don't act like you don't want all of them. Fuck. gibs
>>69455377
Aren't you the guy who was shilling some comic in the Trump generals?
>>69454238
Do you have/can make a Breizhball ? Possibly with bigoudaine's hat
>>69449921
Idc more
>>69455377
Different versions Mayang. The Big ones are 21cm in diameter (ball only) small ones are around 11cm.
Watch the hand for scale.
>>69455377
Wait $90 fuck
>>69455571
Got you covered my tanned friend.
heres soome oc lads
>>69455867
He is just salty, 85$ for example is for this one.>>69448978 The easier the ball the cheaper it is.
>>69450289
>those prices
they look fucking great, but fuck that
>>69452748
>shitty system
>looks at pic
>shitty
kek
>>69455951
>>69455918
>Arms
HERESY
>>69452112
Why's walesball angry?
>>69449921
>Actually, It's my mom sewing these
Is this your mom's hand in the photos?
Can you post your mom?
>>69456047
Well, that's the cost of hand-made local products outside of production lines. You have to know what's you're buying when you get your shoes for the same price.
>>69455811
>small is $90
>big is $180
these better be made with dyed cashmere and filled with down feather.
Do you have a picture of russia with the pink bow?
>>69456208
Every celtic ball is angry
>>69455736
Yeah, can be made. Bigoudaine's hat too. Whatever you throw at us.
>>69456281
All this salt.
>>69455918
I love it
>>69449636
cute, but please fix the flag
Slav comics are the best
>>69456045
>$85 not inclusive of the $40 shipping for a small size plush.
My prices are with shipping attached. I gave you the lowest estimate for the cheapest product you can offer.
>>69456249
I knew this day would come.
>>69456511
Oh shit, didn't notice. Thanks Mang.
>>69456497
>>69456370
>>69456045
Thx for the idea mate now let's if I can make them for 20$
>>69455152
Just frak'n brilliant.
>>69456329
>>69456329
>>69456329
>>69456329
>>69456953
Oh sorry. Nope, nobody even wanted that so far. Strange. But gonna look just as fashionable as everyone else with pink bow.
>>69456819
You can, but it will be by chinks with bad fabric, shitty stitches that break in a few weeks of handling the item, and attachments like the hat that fall off quickly.
>>69456497
Cashmere scarves made in London costs around $40. http://www.amazon.com/100-Cashmere-Scarf-80-Rich-Colors-Super/dp/B000E5EB2E
You can buy the raw materials for $5 a metre.
Down feathers usually retail at $20 per pound for the highest grade stuff. Even lower when it's on sale.
Your plushies costs 90$ each and theyre made with 50 cent per metre low grade fleece fabric and 3$ per pound polyester insert.
People who buy your shit will probably put them on display and tell kids to stay away from them so you better use high quality trump-approved materials with you're selling these at that price point.
>>69454238
>>69451066
>>69451257
>>69450955
>>69449921
>>69450413
OH MY GOD I want I want I want
>>69455537
Your consistent top tier bants and
>china
have made me decide to wait for a bit of extra $ to buy one of yours.
Best of wishes.
i want reddit to leave
>>69457263
Did I trigger you or something? Here have some super HD picture for analyzing .
>>69457234
these are literally middle school sewing projects.
Selling these is like selling origamis.
I call this czech faggot a scammer because of the ridiculous price point he puts on these things.
>>69456497
Crap.. The craftsmanship is worth it. Now have china make cheap version to sell in walmart and limited edition McDonald's versions.
>>69457685
Then don't buy them, fag
>>69457199
You do know I'm going to cum on Russianchan when it gets here
>>69457660
>$90 for something teenage girls do on their spare time
yeah pretty much.
>>69457199
that is fucking lazy,go give your old girl a slap or is it your fault for not giving her the right info for that one?
>>69448179
contributing.
>>69455884
My little son loves european history (reading him every night). So : 1st are they durable (playing or hugging) and 2nd from what fabric they're made of (he doesn't seems to have allergies for now).
ps.byzantine & spain are good too
>>69457685
Don't be too mean, he needs his money for the V4 budget.
>>69457685
Im sorry they're not halal enough for you.
>>69457785
I wont. But his shilling is pissing me off.
>>69457685
You are the same faggot that was saying that Europe is super dangerous for tourists while Malaysia is safe (despite the fact that your planes keep disappearing). Get lost
>>69457929
Unplug your router and count to pi.
>>69457885
>tfw Turkish Byzaboo.
>>69457199
WHY THE FUCK DOES UK HAVE THE PINK BOW
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE PIRATE HATS AND EYEPATCHES, FUCK SAKE MATE
>>69457685
>>69457878
>Being this asshurt about not being able to afford something
$90 isn't all that much m8... Especially not for custom designs that are handmade in the EU. Though I suppose you don't grasp what 'handmade in the EU' implies...
>>69458073
Because women run your country now
>>69457885
Not a single unhappy customer so far. And there is about 70% rate for a customer to come back and buy again.
They are pretty sturdy, so hugging and playing with them is more than fine, hell, you can even play some light football with them and they'd still be Ok.
>>69458179
What about Fucking them?
>>69457928
At this price point, flimsiness and shit materials usage it should be haram.
Rather than selling these the czech faggot shouldve shared tutorials on how to make them so everyone can have one without burning a hole in their pockets.
>>69458176
>"""""women"""""
>>69458179
Are you old enough to post tits?
>>69458279
It's a maaaaaaan baby..
>>69458277
Heh dubs never lie. Come to us and help us build mighty wall. Sluts her are sluts for the accent. Wear condom.
>>69458269
>burning a hole
>Malaysia thinks 120$ is a lot of money
>>69458179
Make this for him>>69458227 :^)
>>69458324
Pretty sure those are lady hands
>>69458073
Original UK is this one.
>>69458138
If you're smart you make these yourself.
Buying them at $90 each is why people say Theres an idiot born every minute.
>>69458430
Its his mom making them
>>69458356
When I talk to American chicks, they're so fascinated because I've a deep voice and a London accent so they freak their shit, I don't know why though? I think are accents are mundane.
Also, I'm not leaving Britain mate. Got to stay here and fight the good fight, for Britannia and ultimately EVROPA.
>>69457685
>these are literally middle school sewing projects.
Dude here in the first world we don´t learn shit like this anymore. And we don´t want/need to. It all gets outsourced to shit countries like yours or china. So when you mostly get china-stuff here and sometimes know selfmade stuff from your 90yo grandma, then you sure as hell appreciate the work of hand made stuff and pay the extra bucks.
The Site tells me it´s 25-55 euros per ball, depending on diffuculty to make. Looking at the time it takes to make one (as he claims) then i earn money faster than his mother can sew and it´s not like I need 50 of these balls a year. And I´m not even "middle class tier" for german standards...
People complaining that it´s are scam are fucking idiots. Nobody is forcing you to buy one, it´s your choice. So stop crying and fist yourself.
>>69458179
Cute!!
>>69457878
>>69458138
This so much.
>>69458179
any Baltic countries?
>>69457685
Fuck you.
He is doing something off his own back and he (well his mum) is making what looks like a decent product.
He ent guna sell millions and cant even mass produce. So why the fuck should they be cheap?
>>69458279
I am a man, I am 25. The hands are of my mom, she is bretty young and all my friends in school wanted to bang her, it even got annoying at a times.
The hands are her, not mine. Can prob post tits of my fresh 18yo GF tho.
>>69458447
I will just make these myself and sell them for $20 or something
>>69458430
Those are his mum's. Not even joking.
>>69458447
I was looking your stuff up
I almost bought the croatia ball but dude the shitty front for over 40 bucks while the more detailed wales ball costs the same is not fair. Serbia only costs half the money. Your prices are really weird m8.
>>69458402
$120 is a lot of money when your parents said "you've paid $120 for THIS?".
Better save up and buy an actual Caroline doll used in the movie. Those costs at $150 per pop (theres billions of them) and you'll get mad respect from animators and toy collectors if they see you have one.
>>69458732
there were times you found it amusing?
>>69458669
So far only Estonia and Latvia :) Estonia can be seen here >>69455152
Latvia pic related
>>69458732
Advertise your polanball plushies with tits now!
DEUS VULT!!
>>69456047
>>69456281
>>69456819
>>69457685
Poorfags. Poorfags everywhere. $90 is less than I make an hour.
So where do we buy these?
>>69458452
>If you're smart you make these yourself.
I don't live in the third world m8... You really don't get what 'hand made in the EU' implies, right? Especially not considering him saying some of the more complicated ones with accessories can take 3 days to make... I don't know about you, but I can make a lot more than $90,- in 3 days. Even if he's exaggerating, I wouldn't be able to make a comparably detailed plushy in less time than it would take me to make $90,-... Even on minimum wage you make that kind of money in roughly 1 working day (8 hours)....
>>69458732
Ok tits are always nice but where to buy?
>>69458799
>$120 is a lot of money when your parents said "you've paid $120 for THIS?".
>Cares what his parents thing of his purchases
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you can´t make this shit up. Being 16 sure was a nice time.
>>69459007
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThePlushieMagnate
>>69458799
>$90,- is way too much for a hand made custom design, anons..
>Better spend $150,- on some mass produced item
Wut?
>>69458799
>$120 is a lot of money when your parents
>your parents
You have to be 18+ to post on this site, you welfare leeching unemployed fucking faggot.
>>69459082
Thanks bud
>>69458732
Got the FUCKIN' LEAF?
>>69459007
https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/ThePlushieMagnate
>>69456047
>30+ euro for Swedenball
I just don't have that level of commitment to the joke
better off investing in KEK statues lads and gt your shrines ready.
>>69452545
Lol. Don't wanna get arrested germany?
>>69458732
yessssssssssssss roman ball
your mother is bretty guud at this, as far as im concerned these are worth the price
>>69459007
>>69458930
Either Etsy or just here www.anna-fortune.com cheaper prices because Etsy takes a mark up as well.
Here have sum 'murrica
>>69456249
>Is this your mom's hand in the photos?
>Can you post your mom?
This
>>69456682
More mom pics. For research purposes.
>>69458452
How poor are you?
>>69458713
>selling easy made plushies made from shit materials at $90 per pop w/o shipping
>not even on his own effort
>shills like crazy on a popular imageboard because le memes
Custom made Blythe dolls that took months to complete and a very high skill set required to finish them are sold for $500 each. This faggot literally just went inside a sewing supply store, spend a couple of euros on the cheapest shit they have to offer and convinced his retired mom to make these otherwise he wont love her anymore.
Seriously this guy is low. I bet he wont publish tuts to make them because that's how low and greedy this guy is.
>>69449921
top mom. My mum just took me for a meal and bought me three pints. We discussed how UK will be better off without EU, and how to combat militant Islam, also pakis and Gypsies. My mum wants to eradicate them.
A quote:
>"my dad didn't fight in world war two for this shit"
And another:
>"the pakis don't understand hygiene"
Top mother. I gave her some flowers.
>>69458484
What's with this "Evropa" meme. It's "Europa" no?
>>69448978
Your mum's pretty based anon
>>69459363
>Europe
WHY IS YOUR FLAG EUROPE?
Remember to get your redditball™ memefix at our sister site: https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/
>>69459364
But who was supply and demand? If a doll "took months" to complete and it only sells for 500, then the demand just isn´t high enough.
You are basically mad that he earns money from capitalism the way it is intended, supply and demand. Go live in china commie scum.
>>69459363
RARE
wtf how do i get this flag?
Gonna dump some of the pictures by happy customers.
Like I said, for cheaper prices, go www.anna-fortune.com it's a direct unlike Etsy.
>>69459364
Well its hard to guage a real impression on the guy as we dont know the whole story.
But regardless of how hardyou think it is these things will be time consuming to make, its for this time that the money is high. You are either happy to pay up or not. Either way i would say he is not taking the piss with prices.
>>69459363
>that flag
triggered. Please remove
>>69459098
Those caroline dolls are hand made for the movie. They require buttloads of skill and autism to make unlike these shit $90 plushies anyone can do.
>>69459114
>>69459010
Majority of the posters in this thread is still dependent on their parents. The sad thing is, they're old enough to post on 4chan.
If your parents are not the one shitting on you for spending $120 on a plushie the size of a small water bottle, your girlfriend or close acquaintance will.
>>69459363
REEEEEE FUCK OFF MERKEL
>>69459363
Got you covered too my EU Friend.
>>69459586
RARE
... Sometimes I feel like Oprah and being like "You get the ball, you get the ball, EVERYONE GETS THE BALL" cause I enjoy replying to flags with proper balls.
>>69459769
and you blew it
>>69458991
If you live in the first world you should be smart enough not to fall for a literal gypsy scam.
I mean fuck's sake, these polandball plushies look like middle school sewing projects. $90? I bet the guy selling these are actual gypsies that found their way scamming people online.
>>69459769
>EUball
DELETE THIS
>>69459554
>>69459586
Live in Brussels and close enough to the EU building.
Or proxy
>>69459363
RARE
>>69455028
I wish I could just grab one by the neck and swing it against a tree... But we liberal now
>>69459723
>Majority of the posters in this thread is still dependent on their parents
Not even the majority on this board you ridiculous subhuman. You arent eveen allowed to be here.
Reported for being underage.
And my girlfriend nor anyone has shit to say about my expenses. I spend over $120 a week on booze alone. Fucking unemployed children.
>>69450413
Jesus, the bantz.
>>69459363
What the fuck is this?
A fucking Europe flag??
>>69459902
You can't delete your debits
>>69458447
m8 I was gonna buy that, but jesus £30 for that? Fuck that shit, you know what I can buy in the UK for £30?
Weed LMAO.
>>69459363
>Europe Flag
>>69459752
I can assure you that wasn't me.
>>69459769
You got us covered?
>>69459363
GET FUCKED EU
REEEEEEEEE
>>69458071
Wasn't suleyman the magnificent a gigantic Byzaboo?
>we romans now!
>>69460140
TV License?
>>69460140
>you know what I can buy in the UK for £30?
Last time I checked, not even a single bottle of decent whiskey. Not even a theater ticket.
Maybe some rice at tescos?
Do the female ones come with a slit for holes?
>>69460140
>oh I'm sorry did i say £30, i meant £30 plus £11 shipping
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck that noise
>>69455918
I must learn that dance
>>69460209
I do mang.
>>69459723
>If your parents are not the one shitting on you for spending $120 on a plushie the size of a small water bottle, your girlfriend or close acquaintance will.
My parents don´t have a say in what I spend my money and I don´t care what they say, my gf wants two polandballs of her own and other friends don´t even dare to question your/my financial decisions regarding things that only cost a small fraction of a monthly salary. If they would cost 2-3 monthly salaries that would be another question.
So if you gf questions your financial decisions, it´s time to tell her to GTFO.
>>69460014
Spending money on good Booze is something people do. Spending $120 on overpriced shit like these is the mark of an idiot.
Its like the tulip mania all over again.
>>69460342
Save these pics and show them to your sister or any female acquaintances and tell them to make one for you.
It's really not that difficult. My sister laughed at how stupid some people are to spend $120 on these things.
>>69460475
>Spending $120 on overpriced shit
No you muzzie scum. I just drink 4 or 5 bottles of single malt whiskey a week. Bet you dont even fucking drink, stupid muzzie.
And whiskey isnt even a bad investment. Put down 5k for a barrel, sell it in 12 years for 30k.
>oh no 5k, so much money
Fucking christ poor cunt, 5k is fuck all.
>>69454238
GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME!
>>69460680
Mya chink chong high prizes fo qualidy asia cheep fuk qualidy wat det.
>>69460403
Is your girlfriend a cuck or have hormone imbalance? Any girls that sees these will want to make one on their own. Its such an easy project, you're scamming yourself if you buy them at $120 per pop.
>>69460475
Tell that to the Singaporean Embasy in Brussels, they bought 5 Tringapores last year. Or to the Tank Crew from Fort Benning who bought USAball. Or to anyone else who buys from us.
>>69460257
>not even a single bottle of decent whiskey.
>not getting a bottle of Glenfiddich whiskey for £30
m8 if you include £11 shipping you can get shit like Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve and even that fucking Japanese shit that keeps giving the Scots a hernia when they win awards
>>69460699
How are you making an investment by being scammed at paying $120 for a plushie anyone can make?
Are you drunk though? I said these plushies are overpriced, not alcohol.
>>69460913
>yamazaki
>not drinking 17 year old glengoyim
Pretty fedora tier whiskey tbham.
>>69460913
>glenfiddich
>good
>johnnie walker
>good
Try Deveron.
Cant remember finding even a bottle of Famous Grouse for under 20 pounds last time I was in London, mate.
>>69461085
>implying I drink the weeaboo whiskey
France posters.
>>69461042
The plushie isnt an investment, its just fun.
Fuck it, I'm gonna buy another one just to piss you off.
Not all cost $120 either. The UK fag would only pay 40 pounds. We're talking less than a day of minimum wage here.
>>69461085
I prefer not to be ham, asshole. Fix our borders
>>69460880
They're being scammed through frivolous consumption.
Prove you're not a gypsy by giving tutorials how to make these. Not that i care because everyone pretty much know how easy to make them. Hell, you can make a polandball thread in /po/ and tell the posters there to come up with their own sewing patches.
>>69461240
Fuck it looks so plushie
5 Little guys.
>>69461240
Do you have a Dutch one?
>>69460874
>Is your girlfriend a cuck or have hormone imbalance? Any girls that sees these will want to make one on their own.
?!?!?! You are not even worth debating anymore. My gf earns an amount of money that sewing these things herself would be more expensive for her. Also if you have a quality gf with hobbies and interests, and not your lazy cunt you think has the time for doing this shit, she would never dream about picking up sewing as a timesink.
You are such a poverty shill your shitposting barely could stand against other 16yo´s.
>>69461241
>just to piss you off
mah nigga
How about a rhodesia ball?
>>69459889
>If you live in the first world you should be smart enough not to fall for a literal gypsy scam.
Are you not reading what I said? Time is valuable for people in the first world, which is why we have almost everything that we consume manufactured by people whose time is less valuable... Why would these plushies be any different?
>>69458500
This. The Malaysian probably just cannot grasp that $90,- is less than a night out in many European countries..
>>69461634
DAS RACIS >;OOOOO
>>69461241
Sometimes i take joy at seeing people being scammed their assess off in front of my very eyes.
I hope you actually went through with the purchase.
Because If i were you i'd rather spend the money on excellent booze rather than this thing that you'll see being sold everywhere for $5 in the near future in your local bazaars.
>>69461128
>buying one of the best whisky's on the planet
>in London
it's almost like you enjoy get ripped off m8, also bottle of Deveron whiskey does not equal shitty Czech plushie, hell it doesn't equal Glenfiddich, maybe bells or some shit
>>69461462
M8, it's pretty obvious that your poor as fuck and just can't afford one of the these whichbis why your so salty.
Go and work over time in your sweat shop. One day, with dedication and hard work, you may be able to put a deposit down for one.
>>69461701
Admit it. You're just pissed because you work a shit manufacturing job earning less than minimum wage so you can't afford one.
>>69461462
How about my super white hand? Btw /pol/ a-a-am I white?
>>69461634
or this?
>>69461919
best country
>>69461701
>Go to the shop for some batteries and cigarettes
>Come back
>This guy still raging about how he can't afford some plushie toys made in Eastern Europe
Kek.. Pretty sad m8.
>>69461984
Kek
>>69461859
Sorry about potato quality
>>69461845
no for those prices you are an honorary kike
>>69461702
Imma repurpose one of the plushies as a bottle cover, just for you.
Last time I was in London I actually lost my passport and wallet and decided to just sleep in Hyde park and drink a bottle of some cheap shit whiskey. But I did notice the prices, fucking hell is booze expensive in your country.
Deveron is the whiskey I usually drink at home though.
>>69461701
See my fellow dutchies argument about time being valuable, third worlder.
>>69460864
Why have I not seen this image sooner? It's perfect.
>>69461514
Kanker lol
>>69461514
Got you covered too my friend.
>>69461571
Are you in cohorts with this czech gypsy polandball plushie peddler?
I wonder how this guy mustve look if he starts selling these on the streets with $120 per plushie price tag.
I bet he'll wound up with bruises for the obvious attempt at scamming others through gypsy magic or some shit.
>>69461667
your work hours is literally 5 hours per day. and for weekends, its haram to work. You should spend your spare time making these so you can add sewing to your skillset. And believe me, sewing, even though it sounds gay af, its a very fuckin important skill to have.
>>69462200
Do you have >>69461634
>>69462097
>Imma repurpose one of the plushies as a bottle cover, just for you.
go ahead m8, but it better be a britball
>Last time I was in London I actually lost my passport and wallet
it's okay m8, you were a tourist in London, it was probably pickpocketed by pakis or gyppos, or you were mugged by niggers
>fucking hell is booze expensive in your country.
yep, plus that %20 VAT fucks alcohol prices
>>69462200
thanks
>>69462225
I am 6'3" but that's not important. Not sure how it's in your 3rd world shithole, but here, if people do not like the product or a price, they'll go and buy elsewhere. That's how the free market and capitalism works.
>>69462225
>your work hours is literally 5 hours per day. and for weekends, its haram to work.
Kek. Not my fault you live in a totalitarian theocracy m8....
>You should spend your spare time making these so you can add sewing to your skillset. And believe me, sewing, even though it sounds gay af, its a very fuckin important skill to have.
I can sew buttons on shirts.. Beyond that, I don't really see myself needing the skill very often. If clothing actually needs fixing I'll replace it or have it fixed. Again: My time is valuable.
>>69462302
Unfortunately nope, but can be made.
>>69462225
>your work hours is literally 5 hours per day. and for weekends, its haram to work.
Christ, no wonder you are so poor. I work 60 hours a week.
Weekends are for doing administration. And if I'm going to spend time learning another skillset, why the fuck would I pick sewing? I'd rather get into something profitable like forex trading.
>>69462324
It's gonna be a frog ball.
MAGA ball!
Btw the usa ball looks the worst imo because the red stripes make it look lumpy
>>implying burgers ar eall lumpy
>>69461726
>>69461842
aha
im not gonna fall for that gypsy confidence trick.
Im just smart enough to make these on my own rather than spending high end booze money for shit little kids can make. And not the chinese kids either, Even the mentally retarded special ed kids can make one. These are basic plushies, no complex stitching needed.
>>69462097
Im just warning others not to fall for an obvious scam.
It's just the trends that's getting to you
buy a MAGA hat instead.
>>69462519
Muh nigga, but forex is risky with all the fat fingers lately. Go for indexes, swing and position trading is where it's at.
>>69462519
What do you do now for over $90/hr? Computering?
>>69462625
>buy a MAGA hat instead.
#What makes you think I dont already have one? Having disposable income is great, you should try it Malaysia. Maybe by not being a lazy cunt that works only ~25 hours a week.
>>69462823
Lawyer. But I also have my own business.
>>69462841
Just posted the dutch ball for my rich dutch friends. Let's see if they like it. Pretty sure dutch love anything dutch. Also kanker.
>>69462932
Nice
>>69462385
The free market also allows people to call out scammers such as you.
Why the aggression tho? Bragging about how big you are wont change the facts you're 10 000 miles from where i live and you're ripping people off with middle school sewing projects.
>>69462470
Your time is only valueable if you work 18 hours a day like trump.
If you spend 5 hours working and the rest shitposting and bitching on an anonymous imageboard for extra depression points, then you might want to consider a new hobby such as making polandball plushies
>>69462519
you pick sewing so you wont be scammed by gypsies peddling overpriced polandball plushies on /pol/
>>69462655
How is this even a thing. With wars waging left right and south, why does no one overstep their bounds on switzerland?
fuck poland
>>69462625
I bet you couldn't even buy the materials to make one since you only just earn enough money to buy a week's worth of meals.
Pic related is probably the best you could make.
>>69463036
Most of us would never admit to liking Dutch things, but we do.
So many hypocritical self hating lefties who go all nationalist when football comes around or its time for Sinterklaas.
>>69463036
>Pretty sure dutch love anything dutch
Pretty sure you misunderstand our culture. We hate basically anything Dutch... It's just that there's hardly anything better out there.
>>69463131
Fuck you leaf. I don't see you turning down sand invaders. You're inviting them onto our continent you cuck.
>>69452748
The hole isn't at the right place senpai.
>>69462841
you should buy more maga hats for your friends.
at least when trump wins those mean something rather than buying these overpriced polandballs that means you just got scammed up your ass by some mother abusing gypsy
>>69463183
Haha but nobody else is allowed to say anything bad about the Dutch
>>69463097
>you pick sewing so you wont be scammed by gypsies peddling overpriced polandball plushies on /pol/
Or, here's a thought, I can let myself be scammed and meanwhile save the time I would be spending sewing (3 days according to the Czech) and do some work. Or get into a more profitable hobby. Or get a second job.
Goddamn commie.
>mfw people are bitching about the price when these are handmade limited run motherfuckers
retards
>>69463183
your personal opinion is not the opinion of a nation. mongool
>>69463097
>Your time is only valueable if you work 18 hours a day like trump.
>If you spend 5 hours working and the rest shitposting and bitching on an anonymous imageboard for extra depression points, then you might want to consider a new hobby such as making polandball plushies
You're the one who brought up 5 hour work days m8... A normal work day is 8 hours here.
>>69463281
>Haha but nobody else is allowed to say anything bad about the Dutch
They're allowed.... It's just that whatever is bad about us, is worse about them. So they'd be wise just to keep quiet...
>>69463115
fear?
switzerland is based?
great diplomats?
Dunno m8
>>69450955
would want/10
>>69452545
>>Swastika-ball without swastika (If available at some time)
Just swap this pictures.
>>69463155
those look polandball enough. Im thinking the maker of these are very early to the polandball plushie trend. Expect better and cheaper product from other people in the future than this czech gypsy
>>69453875
Hahaha except that if it takes you an hour to earn less than 10 dollars regardless of overhead you're still earning less than minimum wage in Canada
>>69463380
Het is een feit. Nederlanders klagen graag, vooral over Nederland... Niet zozeer omdat het elders beter is, maar juist omdat we vinden dat 't altijd beter kan. Dat is deel van waarom we zo succesvol zijn, maar die uit het Calvinisme stammende volksaard heeft ook iets van 'geen pret toegestaan' over zich. Hoewel haat misschien niet 't juiste woord was.
>>69461701
even I can afford them m8, how fucked are you?
>>69455918
KEK'D
>>69463530
Plezier en gezelligheid zijn voor papen. Je bent toch geen Brabander, hé?
>>69459363
>flag
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>69463613
>saved
>>69463427
>fear
Hardly.
>based
Hardly.
>great diplomats
Again, Hardly.
I discovered women weren't even given the right to vote until the 1970's in switzerland. Maybe that has something to do with it.
By and large though, it would seem Switzerland just isn't worth the effort to invade.
>>69463321
how about if you wait until these gets popular to the point everywhere you go youll see them being sold.
Rich niggers and rich whites are different because the whites are smart enough to not get scammed into buying obviously overpriced things like these.
>>69463613
>>69463733
I was taught that it wasn't invaded in WW2 because it would take long to cross the mountains.
>want the ebin spurdo sprololol :----_DDD one but it costs the most
fuggg I just want a normal funland one, merchant, could there be an option for a vanilla suomi plush without the accessories for around the same price as the others?
>>69457263
You realize not every fucking plushy needs to withstand kids right? Not all toys are made for kids. Not everyone has kids. Stop assume everyone needs a toy to withstand some 5 year old little cunt playing with it.
>>69462655
>america
>ww1
o i am laughin
>>69463772
It wont get popular if it doesnt, sell, does it? Hell, I'd be willing to talk to that Czech dude about investing in his business. Set up production, lower the cost of production, pump out more volume.
But you need to get capital from somewhere to expand and thus grow your market. Not that you anti-rent muslims understand economics.
>>69463613
Keep scamming people on /pol/ with your 120$ plushies. I love seeing retards being convinced into buying overpriced things they don't need.
>>69463664
Ik kom uit het Groene Hart.. My family is Catholic, as is the village I grew up in. We even had a pedo priest, go figure. I was never baptised though, so I'm not actually a Catholic (though they probably do count me to boost their membership figures)... But because I didn't grow up in a protestant area I do not hate fun and I do not only wörk wörk wörk...
>>69463733
Well I gotta tell you we have the best diplomats ever.
Financed Apartheid, never got in trouble for it
Sided with Germany in WW2, no problem even got that marshall aid money
We managed to get the world take some important decisions in our cities, the Alabama affair of the Us civil war for example
All I know is that we are based enough to not get our towers or marathons bombed, not everybody can say that
>>69463999
I know right, even in WW2 they kinda hoped on the bandwagon just at the end
freaking joke
>>69463772
>if it doesn't get popular, you cannot ever get it in Malaysia
Pretty sad m8... Is it really so hard for you to imagine that some people a) want something, b) can afford something and c) don't care that they could have gotten booze instead?
Do you even realise what peope in these parts pay in rent/mortgage, utilities and insurance alone, monthly?
>>69463495
what?!!?
>>69464028
about 200 people in this board are planning to make their own polandball plushies so they can rival the gypsy in terms of cost and quality.
Oh, that poor mother of his is going to work much harder to pay for his son's girlfriend.
>>69464072
Naar de brandstappel met je, paap. Jullie zijn een vijfde colonne even erg als die Islamieten. Voordat we de moslims hadden waren jullie de uitkeringstrekkers.
Dit land is gebouwd door Calvinisten en haar fundatie is het calvinistisch gedachtegoed.
Mods pls ban this Czech guy.
>>69458991
I'm with this guy, I make 90 bucks way faster than the time it would taake me to learn to sew and make one myself.
Gotta hand it to the guy making these, the entrepreneurial spirit here is awesome.
>>69464199
I can get these right now by showing some of them to my mother and she'll tell me where to get the supplies and she'll make one for me.
I just need the patches.
>>69459364
I see. You're so pissed because he won't share tutorials so YOU can make them yourself and make money. Wah wah wah. Figure it out yourself cunt. Stop fucking whining like a little bitch.
Could you make one for Scotland?
>>69464531
Yeah, but we dont live in the third world where our mothers are unemployed and dont have enough money to just blow some money on something fun.
>>69464529
This. Gotta 'mire the business spirit.
>>69464631
im too lazy to make a thread in /po/ if theyre already havent got one to make these polandball plushies.
But why isnt he sharing the tuts? Too busy scamming others online with shit the mentally retarded can make?
>>69464747
I dont live in the first world where they got welfare for the unemployed.
If you dont have enough time making these and you're unemployed then you're probably depressed and sad.
>>69464792
A monkey could make it but you are paying for quality, because it clearly takes skill to make the plushies this good. They are still very overpriced though.
>>69464792
Hey man, it's a free market. You'd realize this if you werent a dumb muzzie.
You think you can make the same quality plushies for a lower price? Do it. Sell them. Undercut the Czech guy, make money.
This lack of entrepeneurial spirit is why your country is fucking 3rd world.
>>69458447
£41 and you didn't even get the flag right
>>69464732
Got you covered m8.
>>69464531
I'll take that as a no: You just can't understand what it's like to have a lot of money, and thus spend a lot of money.
>>69464792
>But why isnt he sharing the tuts? Too busy scamming others online with shit the mentally retarded can make?
>Asians do not understand intellectual property and wanting to keep the fruits of your own labor/creativity
Hilariously stereotypical.
>>69464351
Haha j kind of like that episode of futurama where they get all of the slave labor at that mine to run on the back of one Australian.
In this case the world supply of Poland ball plushies is all made by one czechoslovakian woman working day in day out to keep up with demand.
>>69459769
Notice, the EU ball has nothing special in it, no fucking identity. However,... maybe a small refugee on its back?
>>69449921
I salute you, you master kike. Great idea. Saving the balls.
>>69460193
Where are you posting from to get that flag?
