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Polandball thread EUROPA Edition
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>>69448179
enjoy ya muzzie poofta cunt
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>>69448245

First post best post
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>>69448179
How long untill jealous non-whites. shit all over it?
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>>69448678

Something for you, shitposters.
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>>69448179
The Poland while it was still great.
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100% Baguette
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Some Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSDb8pD6sno
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>>69449222
Where are these from?
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>>69448245
Hmm, you just helped me to realize something:
>Hordes of people come from a strange land
>Sap all of the local resources
>Force the natives to assimilate to a new culture and religion
>No unified effort to stop these invaders
Colonialism or refugee crisis?
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>>69449573
>>69449222
>>69449130
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>>69448978
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS, TELL ME NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
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>>69449636
So you basically started sewing these and are trying to sell them to us.

Noice.
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>>69449673

Actually, It's my mom sewing these, I just gave the Idea. She may make a Pepe and Sprudo later. But yeah, sort of blatant self promotion.
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>>69449222
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>>69449921
>filename.kek
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>>69449664

Just search on Etsy for "Polandball" or lurk pr0gramm, we got shittons of visitors from there. Anna Die Hure is the tag on pr0gramm, kek.
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>>69449921

Thanks, gonna buy 2 or three. Are there any limitations regarding shipping? I.e. not into soon to be muslim countries? :(
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>>69449664
etsy -> ThePlushieMagnate
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>>69449664
https://www.etsy.com/market/polandball here hans to hard to use google right ?
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>>69450141

No limitations for our soon to be muslim friends :^) Shipments are almost worldwide.
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>>69450413

Ok one last question. Swastika ball not possible right?
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>>69450521
It should be is it banned in Czech?

Also is there a master rice ball?>>69450413
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>>69450413
Those prices are real steep mate
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>>69450592
Of course it is banned.
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>>69450521

You'd be surprised how many people are asking for those. By which we conclude, that Germoney is not lost yet. But unfortunately no, everyone around Europe, especialy German Gov is way too tingly about Nazi Symbolism.

Can't do that Hans.
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>>69450780
Its just a doll or do the nazi cross
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>>69449013
I need a shitpost plushy.
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>>69450794

Sooo, in theory, you could do a "dark red with white spot" ball and I put the swastika on myself? kek.
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>>69450623

Well, it's a single pair of hands making them, no little chink working for a bowl of rice in a basement. And everything is 100% hand made and hand sewn.
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>>69450947

Well, technically, yes
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>>69449921
>Actually, It's my mom sewing these, I just gave the Idea. She may make a Pepe and Sprudo later. But yeah, sort of blatant self promotion.

You are quite the kike and I will not buy from you.

However, I hope you drain the pocketbook of many a tumblrite. That's where you should advertise these desu family.
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>>69450592
Not sure who is the master rice, but we got your back
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>>69451149

No hard feelings Sven
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>>69451176
>dat shipping fee plus the domestic shipping fee.

wow i am so upset family.
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>>69449607
more like
>be an abbo, sit around doing cannibalism and abusing children
>white man shows up to the land that i've already wrecked with barbaric farming practices
>makes something of the parts I didn't get to yet
>give me money, tries to stop me from abusing me kids
>I claim to be oppressed
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>>69451066

Thats good to hear. I´ll wait for the update on Etsy for that, gonna buy several euhueheuhheu
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>>69451317
What you mean by domestic shipping fee?
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>>69449607
Whites came to build, not for welfare.
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>>69451257
I wanted to buy the dutch stoner ball but there is no spliff in his mouth , too bad. othewise 8/10
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>>69451863

Well, just write a message and Spliff Can be added. The point of those is that people themselves make and expand them.

Also should be cheap, no more than few dollars.
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>>69451564
We have a shitty system when it comes to shipping items here.

Aside from the shipping fee( Internationally) shipping companies tend to add another fee to ship it to city/province which is shit since our country is a bunch of island where it had to be ship through air or sea. which makes up the extra fee.
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I WANT Soviet ball so bad
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>>69449222

/fa/ as fuck
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>>69451364

So far i would buy:

>Reichtangle
>Germanyball
>Swissball
>Sovietball
>Russiaball
>Swastika-ball without swastika (If available at some time)

ehuehuuehuehu soon.jpg
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>>69452112
Ah, yes, the welsh flag. Such an awesome flag for such an insignificant country.
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>>69452545

>and possibly prussia ball, but can´t find that on Etsy even though you posted a pic of it.
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>>69452545

Just write a message for shipping discount then. Etsy got a shitty system for the additional item shipping fee.
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>>69450413
why would anyone buy from you?
theyre fucking expensive and anyone can build one by looking at sewing tutorials on the internet.
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>>69452618

I didn't post the Prussiaball yet, but since you've asked for it. Here it is. Yeah I know. Not all items are listed on Etsy.
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>>69450413
>that filename
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>>69452748

Thanks will remember
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>>69452873

My gf wants to know how much time it takes to make one ball? Or is this a company secret?
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>>69452112
>$90 per plush w/o shipment
who the fuck you're trying to scam here. these couldn't have cost more than $20. I bet these break down after a week.
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>>69453058
Less than a day. these arent crochettes. literally a bunch of dyed fabric sewed together with cloth insert.
These aren't industrial grade plushies so expect them to break down after a few hugs and tosses.
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>>69453166
Do you see the difference? >>69451257
Yeah, me neither :^)
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>>69452873
pretty cool
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Your family business is memeing
wow, the future is scary
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>>69453376
This looks high quality m8.
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>>69453443
Praise the Kek.

Here something for the mangu anime lovers.
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>>69452583
B-but we are g-great Keltic Warriors
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>>69453058

Depends on a difficulty. Something simple as a Germoney takes 4-5 hours. This one however >>69450097 took about 3 days. Everything is completely hand made, including the cap. Been making and printing the cap patterns myself.
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>>69453384
what do you mean? all polandball looks great no matter how they're designed. My sister can come up with these and sell them at $5 each and can still make profit. And not just because im in malaysia either. Some NEET from switzerland can make these for hobby and still make money selling them at the same $5 cost because the basic materials are fucking cheap as hell.

You're a fucking scam artist that takes advantage of current trends to fool people to buy overpriced stupid shit like these.

Ill wait until a russian starts shilling his polandball plushies because at least russians are known to make high quality shit that never breaks down + about $50 cheaper than your 2 day warranty shit.
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>>69453465
Hot toys figures look high quality but they break down in a few days inside their packagings.

Don't be fooled by this guy. What you should do instead is spread these designs to other plushie makers that will be interested in capitalizing on these and sell them at a much cheaper price and a much higher quality.
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>>69453875

Being this salty. Go for it Mayang, the world is your oyster.
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>>69454238
Sell me Soviet ball 20 dollars
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>>69454162
have you actually bought a sample from this specific vendor?

Most of the comments and rating is fairly positive
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>>69452777
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>>69454162
>being this mad
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>>69453875

>all polandball looks great no matter how they're designed.

When I look at >>69453384 I wouldn´t way money for that.

>overprices shit that gets damaged after 2 days. Doing work and then selling these things are a scam.

Wtf do you wanna do with them, play soccer? You are one satly degenerate. Or are you just mad that you have to work for a week to afford one ball?
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The balls from countryballplushies looks nice and aren't $70 for a single one. Anyone know how long those would last?
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>>69454238
Shut the fuck up and stop shilling in /pol/ until you've decided to sell these at most $25 for the most complex design and $10 for the simplest one.

And work on your quality control too. Some of these aren't stitched right, some parts of the fabric is swelling and stretching.
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I posted a reply. WITHOUT USE.
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>>69448179
Picked this up off /a/
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>>69455028
BAVI
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>>69454238
Based as fuck
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>>69454802

Okay, gonna take an advice from the Malaysian on a Iranian Carpet Knitting Board. All these flavors and you chose to be salty.
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>>69454671
>Wtf do you wanna do with them, play soccer?
the fuck? kids will hug these, toss them around, sleep on them and the worse of all, they will squeeze them and stretch them
These polandball toys arent for display you fucking roach. Not at this price point, id expect them to at least survive a child.
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>>69455152
Not our fault you have shit quality
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>>69455152
Where you get these?
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>>69455152
the fuck? these are much smaller than i thought.
For $90 id expect them to at least be chest size.
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>>69455169

>These polandball toys arent for display you fucking roach.

Who are you to decide what these are for? Are you retarded? (not rethorical question this time)
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>>69452873
Prussian here
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>>69455355

He has his mother make them.
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>>69454709
Webm related, remember when I saw it posted by some German in a thread, was quiet amused that it got even to /pol/

You can go for them if you wish. His plushies are about 16cm in diameter and are halfway filled so they are squishy. Also, not sure about quality but those are China Mass produced, he receives them in containers.

Few times already happened when someone was making an order, they asked the way we ship them as apparently he ships them in vacuumed bags and they will never get the proper form back.

But like I said, go for them. It's like with a watches. You either buy a cheap one or an expensive one. It's still a watch and serves same purpose but quality is different.
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>>69455152
>>69452873
>>69449093


LOOKS AWESOME ! 9/11 will buy some

(any bulgariaball ?)
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BUYING AMERICAN BALL IMMEDIATELY
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>>69449673
Don't act like you don't want all of them. Fuck. gibs
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>>69455377
Aren't you the guy who was shilling some comic in the Trump generals?
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>>69454238
Do you have/can make a Breizhball ? Possibly with bigoudaine's hat
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>>69449921
Idc more
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>>69448179
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>>69455377

Different versions Mayang. The Big ones are 21cm in diameter (ball only) small ones are around 11cm.

Watch the hand for scale.
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>>69455377
Wait $90 fuck
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>>69455571

Got you covered my tanned friend.
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heres soome oc lads
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>>69455867
He is just salty, 85$ for example is for this one.>>69448978 The easier the ball the cheaper it is.
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>>69450289
>those prices
they look fucking great, but fuck that
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>>69452748
>shitty system
>looks at pic
>shitty
kek
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>>69455918
>Arms
HERESY
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>>69452112
Why's walesball angry?
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>>69455918
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>>69449921
>Actually, It's my mom sewing these
Is this your mom's hand in the photos?

Can you post your mom?
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>>69456047
Well, that's the cost of hand-made local products outside of production lines. You have to know what's you're buying when you get your shoes for the same price.
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>>69455811
>small is $90
>big is $180
these better be made with dyed cashmere and filled with down feather.
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Do you have a picture of russia with the pink bow?
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>>69456208
Every celtic ball is angry
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>>69455736

Yeah, can be made. Bigoudaine's hat too. Whatever you throw at us.
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>>69456281

All this salt.
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>>69455918
I love it
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>>69449636
cute, but please fix the flag
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Slav comics are the best
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>>69456045
>$85 not inclusive of the $40 shipping for a small size plush.
My prices are with shipping attached. I gave you the lowest estimate for the cheapest product you can offer.
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>>69456249
I knew this day would come.

>>69456511
Oh shit, didn't notice. Thanks Mang.
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>>69456497
>>69456370
>>69456045
Thx for the idea mate now let's if I can make them for 20$
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>>69455152
Just frak'n brilliant.
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>>69456329
>>69456329
>>69456329
>>69456329
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>>69456953

Oh sorry. Nope, nobody even wanted that so far. Strange. But gonna look just as fashionable as everyone else with pink bow.
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>>69456819
You can, but it will be by chinks with bad fabric, shitty stitches that break in a few weeks of handling the item, and attachments like the hat that fall off quickly.
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>>69456497
Cashmere scarves made in London costs around $40. http://www.amazon.com/100-Cashmere-Scarf-80-Rich-Colors-Super/dp/B000E5EB2E
You can buy the raw materials for $5 a metre.
Down feathers usually retail at $20 per pound for the highest grade stuff. Even lower when it's on sale.

Your plushies costs 90$ each and theyre made with 50 cent per metre low grade fleece fabric and 3$ per pound polyester insert.

People who buy your shit will probably put them on display and tell kids to stay away from them so you better use high quality trump-approved materials with you're selling these at that price point.
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>>69454238
>>69451066
>>69451257
>>69450955
>>69449921
>>69450413
OH MY GOD I want I want I want
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>>69455537
Your consistent top tier bants and
>china
have made me decide to wait for a bit of extra $ to buy one of yours.
Best of wishes.
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i want reddit to leave
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Did I trigger you or something? Here have some super HD picture for analyzing .
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>>69457234
these are literally middle school sewing projects.
Selling these is like selling origamis.
I call this czech faggot a scammer because of the ridiculous price point he puts on these things.
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>>69456497
Crap.. The craftsmanship is worth it. Now have china make cheap version to sell in walmart and limited edition McDonald's versions.
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>>69457685
Then don't buy them, fag
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>>69457199
You do know I'm going to cum on Russianchan when it gets here
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>>69457660
>$90 for something teenage girls do on their spare time
yeah pretty much.
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>>69457199
that is fucking lazy,go give your old girl a slap or is it your fault for not giving her the right info for that one?
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>>69448179
contributing.

>>69455884

My little son loves european history (reading him every night). So : 1st are they durable (playing or hugging) and 2nd from what fabric they're made of (he doesn't seems to have allergies for now).

ps.byzantine & spain are good too
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>>69457685
Don't be too mean, he needs his money for the V4 budget.
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>>69457685
Im sorry they're not halal enough for you.
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>>69457785
I wont. But his shilling is pissing me off.
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>>69457685
You are the same faggot that was saying that Europe is super dangerous for tourists while Malaysia is safe (despite the fact that your planes keep disappearing). Get lost
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>>69457929
Unplug your router and count to pi.
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>>69457885
>tfw Turkish Byzaboo.
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>>69457199
WHY THE FUCK DOES UK HAVE THE PINK BOW

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE PIRATE HATS AND EYEPATCHES, FUCK SAKE MATE
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>>69457685
>>69457878

>Being this asshurt about not being able to afford something

$90 isn't all that much m8... Especially not for custom designs that are handmade in the EU. Though I suppose you don't grasp what 'handmade in the EU' implies...
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>>69458073
Because women run your country now
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>>69457885

Not a single unhappy customer so far. And there is about 70% rate for a customer to come back and buy again.

They are pretty sturdy, so hugging and playing with them is more than fine, hell, you can even play some light football with them and they'd still be Ok.
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>>69458179
What about Fucking them?
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>>69457928
At this price point, flimsiness and shit materials usage it should be haram.
Rather than selling these the czech faggot shouldve shared tutorials on how to make them so everyone can have one without burning a hole in their pockets.
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>>69458176
>"""""women"""""
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>>69458179
Are you old enough to post tits?
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>>69458279

It's a maaaaaaan baby..
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>>69458277
Heh dubs never lie. Come to us and help us build mighty wall. Sluts her are sluts for the accent. Wear condom.
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>>69458269
>burning a hole
>Malaysia thinks 120$ is a lot of money
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>>69458179
Make this for him>>69458227 :^)
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>>69458324
Pretty sure those are lady hands
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>>69458073

Original UK is this one.
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>>69458138
If you're smart you make these yourself.
Buying them at $90 each is why people say Theres an idiot born every minute.
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>>69458430
Its his mom making them
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>>69458356
When I talk to American chicks, they're so fascinated because I've a deep voice and a London accent so they freak their shit, I don't know why though? I think are accents are mundane.

Also, I'm not leaving Britain mate. Got to stay here and fight the good fight, for Britannia and ultimately EVROPA.
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>>69457685

>these are literally middle school sewing projects.

Dude here in the first world we don´t learn shit like this anymore. And we don´t want/need to. It all gets outsourced to shit countries like yours or china. So when you mostly get china-stuff here and sometimes know selfmade stuff from your 90yo grandma, then you sure as hell appreciate the work of hand made stuff and pay the extra bucks.

The Site tells me it´s 25-55 euros per ball, depending on diffuculty to make. Looking at the time it takes to make one (as he claims) then i earn money faster than his mother can sew and it´s not like I need 50 of these balls a year. And I´m not even "middle class tier" for german standards...

People complaining that it´s are scam are fucking idiots. Nobody is forcing you to buy one, it´s your choice. So stop crying and fist yourself.
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>>69458179
Cute!!

>>69457878
>>69458138
This so much.
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>>69458179
any Baltic countries?
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>>69457685

Fuck you.

He is doing something off his own back and he (well his mum) is making what looks like a decent product.

He ent guna sell millions and cant even mass produce. So why the fuck should they be cheap?
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>>69458279
I am a man, I am 25. The hands are of my mom, she is bretty young and all my friends in school wanted to bang her, it even got annoying at a times.

The hands are her, not mine. Can prob post tits of my fresh 18yo GF tho.
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>>69458447
I will just make these myself and sell them for $20 or something
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>>69458430

Those are his mum's. Not even joking.
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>>69458447
I was looking your stuff up
I almost bought the croatia ball but dude the shitty front for over 40 bucks while the more detailed wales ball costs the same is not fair. Serbia only costs half the money. Your prices are really weird m8.
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>>69458402
$120 is a lot of money when your parents said "you've paid $120 for THIS?".
Better save up and buy an actual Caroline doll used in the movie. Those costs at $150 per pop (theres billions of them) and you'll get mad respect from animators and toy collectors if they see you have one.
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>>69458732
there were times you found it amusing?
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>>69458669

So far only Estonia and Latvia :) Estonia can be seen here >>69455152

Latvia pic related
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>>69458732
Advertise your polanball plushies with tits now!
DEUS VULT!!
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>>69456047
>>69456281
>>69456819
>>69457685
Poorfags. Poorfags everywhere. $90 is less than I make an hour.
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So where do we buy these?
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>>69458452
>If you're smart you make these yourself.

I don't live in the third world m8... You really don't get what 'hand made in the EU' implies, right? Especially not considering him saying some of the more complicated ones with accessories can take 3 days to make... I don't know about you, but I can make a lot more than $90,- in 3 days. Even if he's exaggerating, I wouldn't be able to make a comparably detailed plushy in less time than it would take me to make $90,-... Even on minimum wage you make that kind of money in roughly 1 working day (8 hours)....
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>>69458732
Ok tits are always nice but where to buy?
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>>69458799

>$120 is a lot of money when your parents said "you've paid $120 for THIS?".
>Cares what his parents thing of his purchases

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you can´t make this shit up. Being 16 sure was a nice time.
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>>69459007
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThePlushieMagnate
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>>69458799

>$90,- is way too much for a hand made custom design, anons..
>Better spend $150,- on some mass produced item

Wut?
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>>69458799
>$120 is a lot of money when your parents
>your parents
You have to be 18+ to post on this site, you welfare leeching unemployed fucking faggot.
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>>69459082
Thanks bud
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>>69458732
Got the FUCKIN' LEAF?
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>>69459007
https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/ThePlushieMagnate
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>>69456047
>30+ euro for Swedenball
I just don't have that level of commitment to the joke
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better off investing in KEK statues lads and gt your shrines ready.
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>>69452545
Lol. Don't wanna get arrested germany?
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>>69458732
yessssssssssssss roman ball

your mother is bretty guud at this, as far as im concerned these are worth the price
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>>69459007
>>69458930

Either Etsy or just here www.anna-fortune.com cheaper prices because Etsy takes a mark up as well.

Here have sum 'murrica
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>>69456249
>Is this your mom's hand in the photos?
>Can you post your mom?

This
>>69456682

More mom pics. For research purposes.
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>>69458452
How poor are you?
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>>69458713
>selling easy made plushies made from shit materials at $90 per pop w/o shipping
>not even on his own effort
>shills like crazy on a popular imageboard because le memes
Custom made Blythe dolls that took months to complete and a very high skill set required to finish them are sold for $500 each. This faggot literally just went inside a sewing supply store, spend a couple of euros on the cheapest shit they have to offer and convinced his retired mom to make these otherwise he wont love her anymore.

Seriously this guy is low. I bet he wont publish tuts to make them because that's how low and greedy this guy is.
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>>69449921
top mom. My mum just took me for a meal and bought me three pints. We discussed how UK will be better off without EU, and how to combat militant Islam, also pakis and Gypsies. My mum wants to eradicate them.
A quote:
>"my dad didn't fight in world war two for this shit"
And another:
>"the pakis don't understand hygiene"

Top mother. I gave her some flowers.
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>>69458484
What's with this "Evropa" meme. It's "Europa" no?
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>>69448978
Your mum's pretty based anon
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>>69459363
>Europe
WHY IS YOUR FLAG EUROPE?
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Remember to get your redditball™ memefix at our sister site: https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/
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>>69459364

But who was supply and demand? If a doll "took months" to complete and it only sells for 500, then the demand just isn´t high enough.

You are basically mad that he earns money from capitalism the way it is intended, supply and demand. Go live in china commie scum.

>>69459363

RARE

wtf how do i get this flag?
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Gonna dump some of the pictures by happy customers.

Like I said, for cheaper prices, go www.anna-fortune.com it's a direct unlike Etsy.
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>>69459364

Well its hard to guage a real impression on the guy as we dont know the whole story.

But regardless of how hardyou think it is these things will be time consuming to make, its for this time that the money is high. You are either happy to pay up or not. Either way i would say he is not taking the piss with prices.
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>>69459363
>that flag
triggered. Please remove
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>>69459098
Those caroline dolls are hand made for the movie. They require buttloads of skill and autism to make unlike these shit $90 plushies anyone can do.

>>69459114
>>69459010
Majority of the posters in this thread is still dependent on their parents. The sad thing is, they're old enough to post on 4chan.
If your parents are not the one shitting on you for spending $120 on a plushie the size of a small water bottle, your girlfriend or close acquaintance will.
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>>69459363
REEEEEE FUCK OFF MERKEL
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>>69459363
Got you covered too my EU Friend.

>>69459586
RARE


... Sometimes I feel like Oprah and being like "You get the ball, you get the ball, EVERYONE GETS THE BALL" cause I enjoy replying to flags with proper balls.
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>>69459769
and you blew it
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>>69458991
If you live in the first world you should be smart enough not to fall for a literal gypsy scam.
I mean fuck's sake, these polandball plushies look like middle school sewing projects. $90? I bet the guy selling these are actual gypsies that found their way scamming people online.
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>>69459769
>EUball
DELETE THIS
>>69459554
>>69459586
Live in Brussels and close enough to the EU building.
Or proxy
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>>69459363
RARE
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>>69455028
I wish I could just grab one by the neck and swing it against a tree... But we liberal now
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>>69459723
>Majority of the posters in this thread is still dependent on their parents
Not even the majority on this board you ridiculous subhuman. You arent eveen allowed to be here.

Reported for being underage.

And my girlfriend nor anyone has shit to say about my expenses. I spend over $120 a week on booze alone. Fucking unemployed children.
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>>69450413
Jesus, the bantz.
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>>69459363
What the fuck is this?
A fucking Europe flag??
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>>69459902

You can't delete your debits
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>>69458447
m8 I was gonna buy that, but jesus £30 for that? Fuck that shit, you know what I can buy in the UK for £30?
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Weed LMAO.
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>>69459363
>Europe Flag
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>>69459752
I can assure you that wasn't me.
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>>69459769
You got us covered?
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>>69459363

GET FUCKED EU

REEEEEEEEE
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>>69458071
Wasn't suleyman the magnificent a gigantic Byzaboo?
>we romans now!
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>>69460140
TV License?
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>>69460140
>you know what I can buy in the UK for £30?
Last time I checked, not even a single bottle of decent whiskey. Not even a theater ticket.
Maybe some rice at tescos?
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Do the female ones come with a slit for holes?
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>>69460140
>oh I'm sorry did i say £30, i meant £30 plus £11 shipping
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck that noise
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>>69455918
I must learn that dance
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>>69460209

I do mang.
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>>69459723

>If your parents are not the one shitting on you for spending $120 on a plushie the size of a small water bottle, your girlfriend or close acquaintance will.

My parents don´t have a say in what I spend my money and I don´t care what they say, my gf wants two polandballs of her own and other friends don´t even dare to question your/my financial decisions regarding things that only cost a small fraction of a monthly salary. If they would cost 2-3 monthly salaries that would be another question.

So if you gf questions your financial decisions, it´s time to tell her to GTFO.
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>>69460014
Spending money on good Booze is something people do. Spending $120 on overpriced shit like these is the mark of an idiot.

Its like the tulip mania all over again.
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>>69460342
Save these pics and show them to your sister or any female acquaintances and tell them to make one for you.
It's really not that difficult. My sister laughed at how stupid some people are to spend $120 on these things.
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>>69460475
>Spending $120 on overpriced shit
No you muzzie scum. I just drink 4 or 5 bottles of single malt whiskey a week. Bet you dont even fucking drink, stupid muzzie.

And whiskey isnt even a bad investment. Put down 5k for a barrel, sell it in 12 years for 30k.
>oh no 5k, so much money
Fucking christ poor cunt, 5k is fuck all.
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>>69454238
GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME!
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>>69460680
Mya chink chong high prizes fo qualidy asia cheep fuk qualidy wat det.
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>>69460403
Is your girlfriend a cuck or have hormone imbalance? Any girls that sees these will want to make one on their own. Its such an easy project, you're scamming yourself if you buy them at $120 per pop.
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>>69460475

Tell that to the Singaporean Embasy in Brussels, they bought 5 Tringapores last year. Or to the Tank Crew from Fort Benning who bought USAball. Or to anyone else who buys from us.
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>>69460257
>not even a single bottle of decent whiskey.
>not getting a bottle of Glenfiddich whiskey for £30
m8 if you include £11 shipping you can get shit like Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve and even that fucking Japanese shit that keeps giving the Scots a hernia when they win awards
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>>69460699
How are you making an investment by being scammed at paying $120 for a plushie anyone can make?

Are you drunk though? I said these plushies are overpriced, not alcohol.
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>>69460913
>yamazaki
>not drinking 17 year old glengoyim

Pretty fedora tier whiskey tbham.
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>>69460913
>glenfiddich
>good
>johnnie walker
>good
Try Deveron.
Cant remember finding even a bottle of Famous Grouse for under 20 pounds last time I was in London, mate.
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>>69461085
>implying I drink the weeaboo whiskey
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France posters.
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>>69461042
The plushie isnt an investment, its just fun.
Fuck it, I'm gonna buy another one just to piss you off.
Not all cost $120 either. The UK fag would only pay 40 pounds. We're talking less than a day of minimum wage here.
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>>69461085
I prefer not to be ham, asshole. Fix our borders
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>>69460880
They're being scammed through frivolous consumption.
Prove you're not a gypsy by giving tutorials how to make these. Not that i care because everyone pretty much know how easy to make them. Hell, you can make a polandball thread in /po/ and tell the posters there to come up with their own sewing patches.
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>>69461240
Fuck it looks so plushie
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5 Little guys.
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>>69461240
Do you have a Dutch one?
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>>69460874
>Is your girlfriend a cuck or have hormone imbalance? Any girls that sees these will want to make one on their own.

?!?!?! You are not even worth debating anymore. My gf earns an amount of money that sewing these things herself would be more expensive for her. Also if you have a quality gf with hobbies and interests, and not your lazy cunt you think has the time for doing this shit, she would never dream about picking up sewing as a timesink.

You are such a poverty shill your shitposting barely could stand against other 16yo´s.
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>>69461241
>just to piss you off
mah nigga
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How about a rhodesia ball?
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>>69459889
>If you live in the first world you should be smart enough not to fall for a literal gypsy scam.

Are you not reading what I said? Time is valuable for people in the first world, which is why we have almost everything that we consume manufactured by people whose time is less valuable... Why would these plushies be any different?

>>69458500

This. The Malaysian probably just cannot grasp that $90,- is less than a night out in many European countries..
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>>69461634
DAS RACIS >;OOOOO
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>>69461241
Sometimes i take joy at seeing people being scammed their assess off in front of my very eyes.
I hope you actually went through with the purchase.
Because If i were you i'd rather spend the money on excellent booze rather than this thing that you'll see being sold everywhere for $5 in the near future in your local bazaars.
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>>69461128
>buying one of the best whisky's on the planet
>in London
it's almost like you enjoy get ripped off m8, also bottle of Deveron whiskey does not equal shitty Czech plushie, hell it doesn't equal Glenfiddich, maybe bells or some shit
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>>69461462
M8, it's pretty obvious that your poor as fuck and just can't afford one of the these whichbis why your so salty.

Go and work over time in your sweat shop. One day, with dedication and hard work, you may be able to put a deposit down for one.
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>>69461701
Admit it. You're just pissed because you work a shit manufacturing job earning less than minimum wage so you can't afford one.
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How about my super white hand? Btw /pol/ a-a-am I white?
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