>Be Canadian
>Come to Australia to see wildlife
>Only see dead kangaroos on the side of the roads
What the hell is up with this cuntry?
>not ramming car into roo
>not cooking road kill
>>69446627
shut up ya cunt and enjoy the roide
Kangaroos like to kill themselves on the roads anon, its an australian thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdI9PPCJ87w
>>69446627
Wait until you go west, this pic should have at least 3
Kangaroos are the Moose and Deer of Australia.
They like to jump in front of cars like dumbasses.
There's accidents because of moose and deer in the maritimes on a pretty regular basis.
>>69446627
so you haven't gotten a proxy to be held in higher esteem?
maybe you remember moose, or deer in the americas? it's like that.
>>69446627
>say shit
>get hit
I hate those country roads.
Narrow ass 2 way roads with 100-110km speed limits with no barriers in between.
The fuck is that shit? takes 1 cunt to made 1 little mistake and you're going to hit killed.
Probably because ur driving on the fuckin road and not the middle of the bush or w/e
>>69446627
Where the fuck are you in Aus? There are dead Roos on the highway because there are Roos everywhere. Maybe get off the road for five seconds and you'll see some wildlife. Ffs I had Eastern grey Roos all through my uni campus.
Go back to America if you want instant gratification.
>>69446627
roos sleep during the day
plus they love jumpin in front of cars
>>69446927
This m8
Saw a kangaroo/wallaby at Manly the other day. Not that hard to find our wildlife.
Leaf just go to the zoo thing at Darling Harbour with all the other Asians if you are that hard up to hug a Koala
>>69446627
Chinkralia It's hell on earth bro
>>69446927
This.
Go into the bush mate, trust us.
>>69446822
I seen dead deers on the road but I've also seen live deers and moose in the fields. Why the fuck arent I seeing roos in the fields?????
>>69446810
I thought east had more because of the dingo fence???
>>69446627
Most animals here are nocturnal so you're mostly gonna see the ones that got taken out the night before.
>>69447340
I just did 30 minutes ago and got attacked by some small spiders. I can't see shit right now cause it's too dark
>>69446627
I also drove past that same dead roo today on my way out of Penneshaw.
>>69446884
What, the road in the OP? That's what our freeways are like in the country anon.
That is not a narrow ass road. A narrow ass road is the width of a single lane, where you're contending with log trucks, kangaroos, wombats, landslides, 100 metre drops on one side and rocks on the other. And it's still 100km/h.
Are you in the city?
>>69446790
My sides
>>69447528
Nah thats a different one, look at the white post
>>69447660
Nah moite it's kangaroo Island of all places
>>69447369
Down by Pelican Lagoon you will see fucktons of the buggers grazing in the roadside paddocks.
Yr welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCzqq7EeqU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougGxtMKw_M
>>69447812
It's the same dead roo, maple boy. Want me to post another pic? I had my dash cam running as I drove by it
>>69446627
>Be Aussie
>go to Canada to experience culture
>fear for my anus.
Fuck off home cunt.
>>69447975
On kangaroo island cunt?
Kangaroos seem like annoying pests. I always imagined they were the equivalent to skunks and possums over here.
>>69448198
>Penneshaw
Yes cunt
YEAH GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
FUCK YOU YOU WANT PEACE HERE WAR, FUCKING LEAF FUCK YOU FUCK
>>69448298
You local? Know Kiri Beckwith?
>>69446627
Tom green go and play with all the cocks of dead wildlife back at home!
>>69446884
>tfw rural American
>we have tons of highways like that all over
>everyone goes 5-10 mph above the 65 mph speed limit
>hardly anyone ever wrecks because literally no one is on the road
>the biggest threat is that you'll vaporize a dear at dusk
Why are you such a pussy? Have you ever seen moutain roads that literally have no shoulder, are about 3/4 as wide as in the OP, winding as fuck so you can barely see two cars ahead of you, and full of tourists? Fuck I thought Aussies weren't such pussies.
Talkin shit trying to steal our shine like a pack of niggas that havn't evolved into Black People.
>>69447426
West of the coast you fuckwit look at the size of the joint
>>69448367
Beckwiths are other end of the island from where I'm at
>Australia
>Wildlife
It's literally a desert continent.
Literally go out roo shooting every few months or so
>>69448469
Yep. Sheep, forest, hooch and Beckwiths on that side o the island.
>>69448198
I also noticed a lot of double kills on my drive to American River, it is not usually as carnage as it was today on KI road. The freight trucks at 5am smash the little fuckers to bits
>>69448514
pic related
>>69448521
why hasn't our jew cunt of a pm given us all palaces and gold bars n jewels n shit ?!
>>69446627
Those are the best ones. Looks like they've just fallen over
GIVE US THE JEW GOLD
>>69448852
Give us our Point Piper Mosque!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ltx_NSMbo
>>69446790
the light startles them and they will just sit there and not move. They basically commit suicide
also satanic captcha 666
>>69447886
That guy's an idiot. Is he retarded or something?
>>69446627
Most animals kill each other out there too if im not mistaken. If someone has that webm of the Roo being choked the fuck out by another. Great vid too btw.
>>69449229
It is comedy mate.
>>69446790
The light stuns them and they freeze (can't move)
It's a hunting trick for deer too.
>>69446627
Wouldn't your geese prepare you for this?
>>69446790
>that SPLAT
takes me back
>>69446627
>>Only see dead kangaroos on the side of the roads
Maybe cuz Aussies are driving on the wrong side of the road.
>>69449102
BEEP BEEP BEEP "DON'T BE RACIST"
TOPKEK
>>69446627
ok, here are some facts, roos usually have areas they sleep in and they consider safe and areas they graze in, when driving at dusk or dawn the roos are traveling between those areas and get spooked by the car noise and try to make it back to their safe area, which works out roughly as the same distance as the intersect of travel from the noise of a car traveling at 100kph. so either don't drive at dusk or dawn times or drive much slower then 100kph or speed well above 130kph
>>69447660
This roads are fucked here i am northern nsw eat a shit
https://www.partyforfreedom.org.au/
>>69449102
Fucking based, way more people should do this
>>69450829
>"Make Australia Great Again"
>>69448424
OP road is comfy. Go further west and they get as thin as one lane in places with 'shoulders' (read thicker dirt).
Oh yeah, a lot of the roads out there are dirt while holding onto 100km/h limits
>>69446627
"Kanga roo" Literally "I don't know"
>>69446831
>held in higher esteem
>a fucking leaf
>>69448338
How is Greenland not a continent? It's bigger than Africa.
>>69451113
BECAUSE POLITICS
>>69450447
this tbqh
Also if you're 100% about to hit one, don't slow down, just floor it otherwise it'll come through your windscreen
>>69450570
You am good at doing the English
What happens if you take a poo in a kangoroo's sack? Will it die?
>>69451370
dont worry we're all imbred apart from the cunts in sydney :_
>>69451496
>>69451496
She'll have Puerto Rican babies.
>>69449102
probably one of the funniest thing Ive ever watched, more so since i live in the north shore and went to auburn on wednesday and it might just as well be a different country
>>69451113
I hope you're trolling.
It's a distortion of the mercator projection. Everything north and south of the equator gets progressively larger until you reach the poles.
>>69446627
Kangaroos are stupid and I don't care about muh lean protein - they taste bad.
>>69451496
Bruce comes 'round and kicks the shit out of you
>>69451669
Take that back
>>69447074
I'm from Manly as well lol
>>69446627
We kill the fauna while you watch. Just how you like it ;)
>>69446627
What a fuckwit expecting wildlife on a highway good job dickhead
