ITT: Things you're ashamed of
I masturbate to videos of white British men having sex with American girls
>>69445418
I fap to Trap Threads on /b/
And even a faggot calls me a fag now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-Gh4B7d8A
I voted communist
>>69445507
ur a fagt
The best photo ever.
I'm gay and sometimes almost give in to my lustful thoughts and used Grindr once
>>69445418
do they wear red coats and wigs in ur cuckhole videos?
>>69445609
back in the glorious shqiptar motherland?
>>69445418
I cant cum if i hear an american accent because its fucking revolting
>>69445418
I'm most ashamed of my lack of success in this world so far.
>>69445418
Then don't watch it with the volume on.
>>69445418
fapped to diaper porn video where the shot was just of what i thought was a woman's ass, nothing above or below visible
turned out to be like a 50 year old greasy looking guy
i've never been able to jerk off since
why did this happen oh god why
>>69445764
Americans don't have accents, wtf are you talking about? Unless you mean the Deep South Redneck accent, that's about it.
GET IN THIS THREAD. IT'S RELATED
>>69445412 →
GET IN THIS THREAD. IT'S RELATED
>>69445917
You all sound like janice from friends
>>69445917
>Americans don't have accents
You do, and the way you over-emphasize things is disgusting.
>>69445764
American girls orgasms:
>oh~ oh~ oh!
British girl orgasms:
>OY PUT UR MICKY IN ME CUNT N RAWDOG ME RAMROD LAD TIL THE MILK O ME SNATCH IS PROPER MUSH INNIT
>>69446048
Basically this, the heavy R sound is what gets me every time.
Also, I'm so sorry that none of you get the satisfaction of the hard 'a' in "wanker" and "twat", and also the strict taboo on the word "cunt" for some reason. They're possibly the three most satisfying words to say.
>>69446048
You mean like ME-thane and Allahuminium?
>>69446122
Also 100% agree with this, British women in porn tend to be awful because, basically, plebs go into porn.
In America, there is no social class differentiation, so there doesn't exist this problem.
>>69446048
>>69445917
>americans don't have accents
wew lad
I beat up some jew. I think that was super-rude.
>>69445418
That's basically all Brazzers make anyway bro
What do German girls say in German porn? Are they really nationalist and say things like "hitler did nothing wrong!" and "Rommel!!" when they cum?
>>69445917
Dumbest comment I've ever read on /pol/. That is a feat, you should be proud. Retard.
>>69446122
That's kinda hot to be honest famalamalam
>>69446600
nah i think they usually speak arabic
>>69446295
>>69445917
(You)
>>69445917
Wow, you are so retarded, m8.
You all need to go back to b. Fucking press literally has ruined this board in a week y giving it press.
You stick out like a lump of shit. Leave, you're destroying it here too.
Despite being a racial purist, I masturbate daily to uncensored JAV's of white and Jap girls getting fucked by Japs and BLACKED. Women are usually beautiful and the videos are stellar. Creampies are what I jack it to too.
Or I just play H-games.
>>69446268
Please Brexit now.
>>69445917
>Americans don't have accents
Dumbest thing I've read on /pol/ in three and a half hours.
>>69446048
>Brits thinking they speak proper English anymore
"U WOT M8 I HOOK U IN THA GABBA"
or
وهذه هي إرادة الله .
>>69446048
To be honest the London accent is the only British accent I can stand. And only on women. British men all sound like fat, neckbeard fedoras
>>69445418
Feel the 9mm
>>69446896
That's certainly where my vote is going, convict-friend, do not fear.
>>69446210
So YOU BLOODY WANKAH?
instead of YOU BLOODY WANKER?
Do I speak UK now?
>>69445418
I can't masturbate to British porn, unless its an American guy and a British woman.
I do this under my union flag as well, I should be chucked off London bridge.
>>69446295
some nice scribbles you have there, Hans.
To this day i don't know how people get off to pictures that basic.
>>69446936
>anymore
Peasant English has always been around ameripleb. Its just Americans took it, made it worse and made it the most widely used.
>>69447057
God save queen george
>>69447055
no need to be a twot about it lad
>>69445418
Want me to give your "Mom" a call Bradley?
I'll let you watch if you're a good boy.
>>69446210
>tfw I'll never be able to say GET RID OF THE FAKKING GUNZ like a true British man
>>69447055
It's more of the emphasis on the 'a' in "wanker" really, like I said. I kind of think that it sounds a bit more whiney in an American accent.
Speaking of whining, can you tell Obama to tell Argentina that the Falklands are British territory and to heck off?
sometimes when I'm alone at home I give myself a good old prostate massage
>>69445418
I've had three American girls come and visit me since 2003 for sex.
None through dating sites, all through trolling.
>>69447107
To this day I don't know how people get off to drawings at all.
How can Americans even compete with British men? Our accents sound jewy as fuck
>>69447107
and your peasant Engligh got even even worse and worse. I don't even think the common man there speaks English in the UK anymore.
>>69445418
i hope Bernie wins just so i can read Americans complain on pol for four years.
>>69445418
Why are you up at 5am making this thread? Thats the real question
>>69446122
Kek, this is true
>>69447317
By not looking like inbred slug-people
>>69447317
They simply can't. No wonder Americans watch so much interracial porn.
>>69446295
>>69447107
>>69445418
I hate watching interracial black male - white female porn or any porn with black males
I have no problem watching any other porn but I never watched that stuff
I used to make excuses for not watching that saying to myself "nah, the video's too short, the girl isn't that good, the video isn't good enough" but I don't do that anymore because I know I'm skipping them ONLY because the male is a nigger
Should I be ashamed, /pol/?
>>69446865
>2016
>Being a Racial Purist and not a Meritocratic Absolutionist
Seriously, racial background is irrelevant in face of valuable statistics (IQ, EQ, etc.)
>>69445418
Not ashamed, I signed the petition to have Trump banned from entering the UK.
>>69447469
Please.
Please.
Please.
Brexit now!
>>69447353
>>69447308
I'm a drawfag and during my early puberty years when I didn't have a source of porn I would actually draw erotic shit and fap to it. It's an abstract feel
>>69445418
Do you reckon I'd be able to get some pussy by turning up to some Trump rallies and using the power of my accent?
>>69445917
We are the default accent you cunt.
>>69446600
they are forced by law to hold a 45min speech about hitler and the third Reich after they had a orgasm.......
>>69447496
Watch porn that has dude's of similar body type to you. Don't sweat it otherwise.
>>69447496
Nah.
They look purple and that's a turn off.
>>69447343
Me and quite a few of my friends speak normal English. Its only usually in the shitty areas that you find thick accents. Like Newcastle for instance.
Does anyone else watch the weird eastern European porn where the Russian lads fuck the hairy old women?
>>69447422
My girlfriend, who is a leaf, once visited over here and described the aesthetics of our people generally like "randomly-generated Sims".
I really don't think any Briton would disagree with you if you said that our teeth are bad and our aesthetics aren't so great - in general, you're absolutely right. In fact, to go one step further, hardly any of us speak the Queen's English any more - it got to the point where you'd get beaten up for speaking properly.
It's more or less this sort of thing which makes me realise that Britain is crumbling before our eyes and, while we all know that Britain was once a great nation, nobody is helping to stop this landslide of failure.
Rest in peace, Great Britain. I await the day the flag of the caliphate flies on Parliament. We will never achieve our former cultural glory and clasp over the world.
>>69447530
I can't even begin to imagine how that feels.
>>69447663
oioi lad proper cheeky geordie boy ere like wayaye
>>69447506
You're an idiot.
>>69445917
Good bait, you caught a few.
>>69445418
mfw American girls are easy.
Seriously. I have a mate in Montana. When I visit, I shag all the local skirt. A veritable gash fest.
>>69447708
You guys either have really blocky square heads or really slim bird-like heads. I can kind of relate I'm the latter. A girl once said I looked British. And I'm sorry but your women are just fucking ugly. I've rarely seen a good looking one
>>69447803
gash fest
>>69447711
Pretty weird. I was always really good at drawing. Like I didn't even have to try. So I would just draw whatever I wanted to fap to. Feels like freedom mang. It's actually almost better than just finding something to fap to because you're really invested in the process and you get more turned on by drawing it
I voted for a Democrat governor because I thought that our old Republican one hadn't done anything useful and was corrupt. The budget just got passed, over his veto, 8 months late. Fuck me.
>>69445507
Shill detected.
i fap to interracial cuckold vids
>>69447837
They do exist, attractive men and women, but they're rarely in public or easily-accessible places. The attractive ones are the well-bred ones, i.e. ones who may have bred with people across the country, rather than generations upon generations of festering in Hull or somewhere awful. I actually think this will become a real problem for Muslims in time, what with their 3.1 average children.
>>69447803
It's easy because you're British. Women love hearing accents. All women are whores though.
>>69447837
Clearly you've never been to the expensive nightclubs, or an undergraduate psychology lecture at any university.
>>69446122
Ur being quite a cheeky cunt m8
>>69446122
>implying that doesn't make my dick turn into space elevator material
>>69447952
Fuck off proxy jew.
>>69447506
Fukn britain everytime
>cuck
