What do you dirty foreigners know about each US state?
cali is the fag state
>>69442229
once again Canadabro has been proven insightful and informative...
I know all their capitals, their location within the US, their basic industries/economy/quality of life, a rough idea of their racial demographics and the unique cultures of the larger states
Alberta is a US state, apparently.
>>69442332
And some of the cultures of the smaller but more unique (Not always a good thing) states like West Virginia for example
Kenya is a US state, apparently.
texas are traitors and unamerican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
Alaska has fewer niggers than most other states
>>69442133
Two types of people come from Texas. Queers and steers. And OP is no steer.
California - faggots. they should all fuck off and die. some bros in the bay and hot as fuck girls in LA though.
New York - my people. straight up cunts. I love them.
Connecticut, Mass, most of NE - boring as fuck
Washington - hippie trash. dude weed.
Oregon - Portland is aight, mostly because of the rampant drug use
South Dakota - bretty gud 9/10 scenery
Nebraska - underrated state, legislature, movie, and album
Kansas - based. hot girls and KU
Oklahoma - best aspects of Kansas and Texas
Texas - like California, a state that negates its positive attributes by having insufferable idiots living there
New Jersey - based. good pizza
Kentucky - Lexington is nice
Louisiana - BOURBON
Florida - idk, an alligator jumped at me out of a dock when I was there
New Mexico - 7/10 scenery
Georgia - black chicks
Illinois - I actually like Chicago a lot.
anyway, those are the ones I've been too. DC is ok too
Arizona is more based than texas.
Oklahoma seems ok too.
Mow it's your turn to name all european union countries
I no nuffin
but i no America is full of dindus
>>69442133
The south
>disgusting injun half breeds and red-pilled people
The west
>feel the bern
>cuck is not an insult
The east
>Ayo nigga whatchoo say bout takeine mah sociel sekuriteee BITCH nigga WUT
The north
>The god-pope of Christianity recently sucked off refugees so that means gay is OK
>>69442523
Here's my attempt at the European capitals
Glad google spellcheck can recognise lubjana and raykeavick
>>69442133
they're gay
>>69442448
nerd
>>69442448
Implying the bay area has any bros? Implying you don't know of the glorious State of Jefferson
>>69442523
I'll give this a shot, but I know I'll miss a few or a lot.
Ireland
UK
Wales
Norway
Denmark
sharia Sweden
France
Italy
Germany
Ukraine
Romania
Estonia?
Based Poland
Belgium
Czech
Greece
Georgia
Iceland
Netherlands
Kazakhstan?
Spain
Switzerland
Turkey
Vatican City
>>69442133
Florida is a shithole.
>>69443524
Got one more.
Finland
>>69442332
Congrats on having Google down under.
somehow every single somali and arab knows about utah, and our generous gibsmedats and easy white liberal women.
'cause tens of thousands of you end up here.
fuck.
>>69442133
Wisconsin anyone?
Surly this isn't the most irrelevant state.. r-right?
>>69442133
Amerifag once again thinks the rest of the world actually cares about your "culture"
God i hate your fucking country, Americans are the most stuck up, retarded and ignorant people to ever walk this beautiful earth.
Do us all a favour and go die
>>69442133
The Simpsons live in Oregon
>>69442332
Not sure if this is intellect or autism.
>>69442133
Texas is the best state.
The rest of the US is filled with nogs, spics and faggots.
>>69444335
It borders on autism when I have no reason to know it other than "general knowledge I was interested in"
>>69442133
Probably more than averange hamburger in USA.
#murrica_education
>>69442133
Washington D.indu C.uck is the most pozzed filthy place on Earth.
>>69442332
Do MI
California is basically another country, Jewish powerhouse with a Mexican underclass.
Texas is where everythang's big, and that's how folks like it, y'heard? Don't be trusspassin' or you gon git shawt.
Oklahoma is trailer park land.
Florida is the white trashiest of the white trash states and full of elderly.
People who are embarrassed about being from Virginia often lie and say they're from Maryland when they're visiting Leafistan.
Illinois used to be based, and now is just base.
Louisiana used to be fucking cool and French, and now it's all niggers, but at least they can cook when they're not rioting.
New York state is basically half-Native American, the people there are so fucking hideously mixed it's disgusting. Buffalo man, what the fuck?
New Jersey is a greasy example of everything America shouldn't be but is.
Oregon and Washington are spoiled and live in a hippie fantasy world that probably isn't going to last too much longer.
I don't really know anything else about the other states. I'd love an excuse to go to the midwest, but I have no reason to go.
>>69442133
Not much but even i know that Oregon is probably the best state.
>>69442783
vivian pls marry me
>>69444640
Kansas city is pretty chill
>Texas
Muh guns and Carlos everywhere.
>Oregon
Warm mini-Siberia
>California
Fag kingdom
>Utah
Nothing there, just rocks n shit.
>texas
Renecks
>new york
Kikes
>california
Faggots
This is literally all i know about your states.
>>69442133
Bestest of states:
New Hampshire
Vermont
Washington
Wyoming
Virginia
Massachusetts
Shittiest of states:
Mississippi
South Carolina
Alabama
>>69444734
How is the intifada going?
Are those crazy mudslimes still learning how to eat with a knife or did the IDF teach them how to stand still for target practice ?
>>69444780
You left out georgia. Dindus abound and hotter than satans taint
>>69442133
North states to the west from minnesota are pretty based
>>69442133
I work for Ford so quite a lot actually. Any Ford dealership fags here? I'm the one denying your BE and DB claims.
No talk about Missouri... Ferguson ruined us forever lol
>>69444929
My buddy works on the assembly line for ford
>>69444929
My goddamn transmission went out in my Ford today. Fuck you
>>69444592
Capital is Lansing, largest city is Detroit, surprisingly high % of non-Hispanic whites considering everyone knows Detroit is nigger capital of the US, very white outside of Detroit. Economy is in a pretty poor state and has been declining for a very long time, was built mostly on the manufacturing Industry and the long drawn out movement of manufacturing out of the US has meant a long a slow death for the Michigan economy. Still, the quality of life isn't that bad. University of Michigan is one of the largest and most prolific public Universities in the US, and is located in Ann Arbor or East Lansing, I don't remember which. The University of Michigan football stadium is the largest stadium in the largest in the US and I'm pretty sure largest in the world and sits around ~105,000 people. Michigan has a long standing rivalry with Ohio, It's mostly banter but back when the states were just being formed there was a dispute that resulted in an armed confrontation over the state boundary in Toledo. Congress decided that Ohio gets to keep Toledo and in return for relinquishing claim over it Michigan gets the upper peninsula that borders Lake Superior.
>>69444851
The biggest thing on israeli news right now is an IDF soldiee getting imprisoned for killing a kebab that tried to kill him just seconds ago. Kebab was shot while trying to stab soldiers, was lying in the floor bleeding, then one soldier shot him in the head. Now that soldier is going to jail because all of the liberal cucks.
>he a good boy he dindu nuffin he just tried to give the soldiers a free haircut
New York is over in the top right somewhere. Florida is that bit on the south east where all the Cubans end up. Texas is the big racist one in the south and California is on the south west. Apparently there's a bunch of other states in between those, I dunno. That's all I know.
>>69442133
MA, VA, NH, nice white states with low crime.
NY, Jews, expensive rent and Trump tower.
Florida, Cubans
Texas, muh guns, muh bbq, muh cowboys.
Missisipi, Alabama, southern hospitality, cajun food, niggers.
California, hipster, liberal fagland also a Meca of IT jobs.
Illinois, Well i dont know a lot about the state i did live in Chicago for 3 months its a nice city if you avoid the niggers.
>>69444999
double triple 69
Missouri is good in some places, it's a beautiful state and it has all the weather
I know San Francisco. There are a lot of gentle people there. You should wear flower in your hair too.
>>69445064
Yeah I have seen that video.
Sucks to be a soldier, dealing with those scumbags and then also have to look over your shoulder so a sjw-fag wont film you while out on duty.
But I dont get all the hate for the IDF.
If they attack your soldiers, ofc they are going to get rekt by Israelis.
I guess killing is bad as long as they kill everyone but not sjws, then I it is the fault of the IDF for not defending their privilage.
>>69445049
Well damn. You know more about my home than most people from it. Spot on in every regard. U of M is located in Ann Arbor, and Michigan State University in east lansing. The two schools have a long standing rivalry and MSU has outstanding agriculture and veterinary medicine programs.
>>69445049
And fuck Ohio State
California has punk rock and skateboarding.
>>69445372
>>69445397
Thanks, I'll make sure to remember the MSU and UoM stuff for the next time somebody asks me what I know about Michigan
Way too much, thanks to U.S. cultural imperialism.
Anyway, from my visits (and not strictly states since I often only got to explore cities).
>New York
Basically like a rich, clean, white (lol, I'm fucking serious - you Americans have no idea) Paris or London. Kind of boring.
>California
Los Angeles is one of the shittiest cities on planet Earth that inhabits a civilized country. It is so fucking dirty and full of disgusting people I was kind of staggered.
San Francisco was beautiful.
Southern California was kinda dirty like L.A., but also full of cool people like Australia.
>Oregon
Amazing. Such a beautiful place, and Portland might have been degeneracy, leftist heaven, but it was also awesome.
>Texas
Hands down my favorite. Houston was the best city I went to in the U.S. and far and away some of the friendliest most welcoming people on Earth. If I had to live in the U.S., out of the limited places I got to visit, Texas would be at the very top of my list.
>>69445372
What part of the state are you from Michiganbro?
>>69442415
Texans both hate and love America. They make up a big part, but many hate the north because of Liberals and fags
>>69444903
Nice flag pal-erino
>>69445580
London and Paris are actually whiter than New York (By a lot) but I guess tourists only really stick to Manhattan, which is second whitest borough, and the tourists themselves, who make up a very significant proportion of the people on Manhattan at any give time, would also be mostly white.
Also agreed on Los Angeles. Absolutely disgusting city. Go once for Disneyland and Universal Studios and just to say you've been to LA but don't have high hopes for the rest of the city and in my opinion once you've gone once there's no reason to ever go back
Also Hollywood is a complete shithole that is packed to the brim with homeless people
>>69445570
Doubtful itll happen for a while. The only people that care about michigan are from it. Also the only state made of two peninsulas and borders 4 of 5 great lakes, superior michigan huron and ontario macinac island is well know for fudge and a popular tourist spot. Primarily liberal cucks but there are prominant republicans as well. Has lots of inland lakes as well. Im about 15 minutes away from at least 3 lakes. Also has a very.. german town called frankenmuth. Dearborn is little saudi arabia.. ice fishing is popular.
>>69445627
Flint. Currently serving in South Korea. Army
>>69444391
So is Texas, but we keep them down or move them out. Austin for example loves spics, since they are libs, but the cost of living is so high that spics and nigs cannot live there. They cannot get redpilled because of this. Thank you, Austria bro. Come enjoy our German water slides
>>69445627
Actually about 45 minutes west. Fenton area.
They send me to Memphis, TN two or three times a year
awful, awful city
>>69442229
this is all any of you need to know
California is the cancer that lets our leaders manipulate the world for their eventual empire
What do you all know or think of Missouri?
>inb4 muh flyover
>>69446093
Niggers. Niggers. More niggers. And humid.
>>69442783
>>69445852
Pretty much m8. I went to three places;
Manhattan - White as fuck (compared to London or Paris).
Harlem (literally whiter than most Sydney city suburbs - but then just a whole dumping of blacks and I *think* Peurto Ricans)
Brooklyn - Like fucking Newtown white.
I didn't go to the Bronx or anything.
Paris and London might be more white, but you wouldn't know it, since I guess the "diversity" is literally smeared all over the city center.
>Go once for Disneyland and Universal Studios and just to say you've been to LA
Literally asked my Yank cousin "Uh, Orange County is better than L.A. right?" and he's like "yeah yeah, much nicer". I never felt more depressed in my life than getting the bus back from Disneyland (which was fucking incredible and should be a real city all to itself) and going past the human garbage out there. Like everywhere in that "city" (like Disneyland isn't IN the city obviously) was just rancid.
>>69446174
literally only in STL
>>69445994
Detroit here. Flint got fucked pretty bad by the state, didn't it?
>South
Fat fucks and niggers
>New England
Comfy and mostly white
>North-East
Hipsters
>California
gommies
>all states bordering Mexico
beaners
>Florida
Cubans, jews and old people
>>69442448
Follow @KUBoobs to get the best of both worlds
Virginia is in the South
Hawaii is not
Kansas City is in Missouri
So is Washington University
All the states commonly called racist are the ones with the largest African American population
Jews only exist in NYC, LA and Florida, but from this Jewmuda triangle run the rest of the nation
>>69445580
I've been to shitpost island. I liked it a lot. Our climates are similar, except for your interior. People are friendly, although Aussies are much more snarky, we both have big power and cattle industries, both frontiersman cultures. Australia is best Ally! After Israel of course, goy.
>>69446093
Like Michigan pretty high Non-Hispanic white population but loud black population that given impression It's got a lot of them, they almost all live in St Louis and Kansas City. It's also got a city called Kansas City which borders Kansas but is still a fucking stupid name for city. Capital is Jefferson City. Pretty average economy. Sorry, everything I know about Missouri comes from the Mizzou controversy, BLM and A FUCKING WHITE MALE.
>>69446093
I'm not sure if Missouri is in the South, or just in the dustbowl part
>>69446424
Oh yeah. U of m flint is doing a lot of good for it. Even if it is painting the city more blue than it was. It got fucked every bit as bad 2a detroit by the auto industry. Its just done a better job of masking/recovering. I honestly dont know which i feel safer in tho.
>>69444299
>favour
Haha, what a queer.
>>69446538
Shit. I forgot about Hawaii. I guess because Hawaiin's keep telling us they aren't American.
That place was fucking awesome too. Although it just felt like The Gold Coast. Right down to the amount of meth addicted Islanders.
Freakishly lucky on the environment side of things though. I'd almost sorta be borderline willing to admit they have better surf than Australia. Maybe. Probably not.
>>69442448
>New York - my people. straight up cunts. I love them.
guilty as charged
>>69446174
Well he seems to know what hes talking about out here.
>>69446577
Missouri is considered Midwest. Great state minus a few areas.
Not sure if they are all states or whatever.
Texas - racist fat people with hats, cows n shit (wetbacks)
San Francisco - homosexual fat people, very steep streets for obese homosexuals to roll down
Florida - old fat people, aligators?
Miami - fat spics
Las Vegas - casinos, fat people
Detroit, watts, bronx, compton - fat niggers
New York - fat niggers in tall buildings
Oregon - fat people in wagons
Washington - fat thieves and murderers
Arizona - some kind of tea for fat people?
>California
Fag state
>New York
Jew state
>Texas
Good for trying to make a living for yourself when you're young
>Florida
Retirement state
>Washington
Fag state for those who can't stand Cali heat
>The South
Rednecks and good college football teams
>Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minesotta
Most pure division NFL division (Go burrs), would maybe raise a family in Wisconsin, Minesotta or the nice parts of Illinois if they exist
>New England
Wouldraiseafamilythere/10
>Anything else
Too boring to mention
The only states I know are New York, Los Angeles and Texas tbqh
>>69442448
>Louisiana - BOURBON
YOU STUPID NIGGER KENTUCKY PRODUCES OVER 95% OF THE WORLD'S BOURBON! IN FACT IT'S NOT BOURBON UNLESS IT'S PRODUCED USING FRESH WATER FROM THE CENTRAL PART OF KENTUCKY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
But Lexington *is* nice. Louisville is pretty chill too!
>>69446586
Yeah, the crime rates in both cities are pretty terrible. But honestly I think Detroit has been improving, albeit slowly. The city began programs a few years ago to remove abandoned structures, there are way more businesses in downtown than there were 5 years ago, and some parts of downtown actually feel somewhat safe even at night. The city may still be shit, but if this keeps going the way it is, Detroit may be habitable in the next decade or so.
>>69446959
OH and
>Louisiana
Has a similar property law set up to Scots law
I like Oregon because of the Goonies. The New England region looks pretty cool also.
>>69447088
How do you feel about the detroit promise? I like that it brings education but i feel like it will hurt the city financially. And if it runs on philanthropy the how long will it be sustained?>>69447088
>>69444640
Kentucky has Mammoth Caves. Visit those, they're really neat!
>>69446789
Sarcasm? Because i honestly know almost nothing other than its hot and humid and therefore considered uninhabitable for me
>>69442133
>California and the rest of the east coast
fagland
>Texas
Cowboyville and oilstate
>mississipi, Louissiana
white trash states, Louissiana is also the voodoo state
>New york
Jew state
>North Dakota
Injun state
>Alaska
Cold oil state
>Hawaii
Niponi and tourist state
>Arizona, New mexico
Drug state
>Florida
Cuban state
>>69447396
So i hear. Always wanted to
>>69446917
San Francisco is a city in California
Miami is a city in Florida
Las Vegas is a city in Nevada
Detroit is a city in Michigan
>>69447276
Astoria was my favorite LOOKING place in the U.S. outside of Disneyland.
It was like stepping into a movie.
I was there during Halloween. It was surreal.
>>69446058
california will decide whether the god emperor is crowned.
>>69442133
That New York is both a state and a city
new york and cali full of cucks
utah full of mormons
texas is big and they speak funny
>>69447406
Not sarcasm. Serious. Humid weather is pretty normal here, but we get every type of weather as well. a couple weeks ago there was snow fall and like -5 in windchill then a couple days later it was 75 and sunny then back to cold and rainy. No chill. Also St. Louis is full of Niggers. Sad really. But at least we don't have a shit football team anymore
>>69447076
>>69447396
Kentucky is best state
Cali is the faggot state, NY is the Jew state, DC is the nigger state, Utah is the mormon state, Alaska is the bear state. The flyover states have the best people and the least amount of non-whites and degenerates.
That much I know.
>>69447778
Dc not a state.
>>69447778
>DC
>A state
That's like the 2nd thing anyone learns about the US Hans you fuck
>>69447507
Lucky bastard mate. Would love to visit Astoria. I collect old military shit and have quite a few uniforms from dead Oregonians. Heaps of them visited Australia during the war on their way to kicking jap arse in the South Pacific.
>>69447804
de-facto it is a separate state.
>>69447918
It is a district. US born and raised there's 50 stars for 50 states.
>>69447918
It's a district... of Columbia.
DC is more of a city if anything, as it has a mayor, but no governor.
>>69445961
This
All the nigs and spics are moving out of Austin and shitting up the suburbs. It has been an ongoing invasion for a while now
>>69442133
South Florida is full of hispanics and black people.
Califórnia is home for some arrogant people and some very liberal people, also lots of migrants
Colorado is based, rocky mountains, nice people and nature
Nevada is shit tier, too big, too forced, built in a desert, degenaracy everywhere, truckers, and poor people
I only visited this four states but in september I'll be visting Georgia, I heard it's nice there
>>69448106
You heard wrong nignogs and literally lethal heat. Did basic training there and people literally die of heat stroke
California lot of annoying elitists who refuse to see the world outside their own personal bubble
>>69448187
Are you trying to say it's hot in Georgia, Worst Korea bro??
>>69447992
Google the meaning of "de-facto" please.
>>69448067
You have to look into the delegation. The mayor's office has the same powers and duties as a governor's office. They can even make local laws. The only difference is the formality of the Congress having to approve the decisions the mayor makes.
>>69442448
>New Mexico - 7/10 scenery
sounds like you fell for the Georgia Okeefe meme
To all my non-American bros:
You can trigger Oklahomans by insisting their state is just an occupied northern territory of Texas.
Alabama: Rednecks
Alaska: Eskimos
Arizona: Desert
Arkansas: Clinton
California: Hollywood
Colorado: Snow and weed
Connecticut: North-east somewhere
Delaware: First state
Florida: Old people
Georgia: Coke
Hawaii: Surfing
Idaho: Ralph Wiggum:
Illinois: Corruption
Indiana: Indy 500
Iowa: Farming
Kansas: Wizard of Oz
Kentucky: KFC
Louisiana: Jazz
Maine: Close to Africa
Maryland: Omar comin' yo
Massachusetts: JFK
Michigan: 3rd world country
Minnesota: Fargo. Sound like Canadians.
Mississippi: Rednecks. Named after the river.
Missouri: Got some cool arch somewhere
Montana: Mountains
Nebraska: Somewhere in the midwest, fairly rural.
Nevada: Gambling
New Hampshire: Important during elections
New Jersey: Guidos and mafia
New Mexico: Breaking Bad
New York: 9/11
North Carolina: Basketball
North Dakota: Cold and sparse.
Ohio: Swing state
Oklahoma: McVeigh
Oregon: Hippies
Pennsylvania: The Office
Rhode Island: Tiny
South Carolina: Rednecks
South Dakota: Mount Rushmore
Tennessee: Whiskey
Texas: Guns
Utah: Mormons
Vermont: Jesse Ventura
Virginia: Pentagon, South begins here
Washington: Hippies
West Virginia: Hillbillies
Wisconsin: That 70's show
Wyoming: Square shaped and boring
>>69448276
Just a little. Also im an amerifat. Just stationed here
>>69448311
Germanbro. The first thing they twach us about the states is that dc is not one. By default, yeah kinda but it is not considered one.
>>69442354
nicely played
>>69448410
Well look at my flag, I can deal with some heat. I live in northeast Brazil
>>69448359
Michigan actually has a high standard of living outside of the shit tier cities and is a popular retirement state
>>69442415
to be fair Lone Star Beer is pretty awful
I used to be loyal to the U.S. then it abandoned me. Then I was loyal to Texas, but it filled up with wetbacks who'd rather create another Mexico than live like civilized people. I'll leave if I can find a place worth moving to.
>>69448410
By the way, good luck when the nukes blow up. Stay safe and comfy anon
>>69448359
For some reason I thought Jesse Ventura was governor of Vermont. Maybe the name. Guess it turns out I know fuck all about Vermont.
>>69448510
Eh.. im from michigan. We have winter and july. I hate heat
>>69442448
>likes New York
>thinks Californians are faggots
typical maple leaf logic, stick to your own country ya poof
>>69448562
Just going by the stereotypes that make the news internationally, i.e. Flint and Detroit. I've heard some parts are okay.
>>69448600
Thanks bro. I mean im like 25 km from the border so im done for in the event of an attack. Hopefully it happens after december
>>69448633
how do people refer to the different michigans
>>69448732
Most of it is tbqh. We have a lot of lakes and outside those cities the people are pretty redpilled and NRA. Lotta country people back home. Hunting fishing etc
>>69447462
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
>>69448813
Upper peninsula and lower peninsula. The lower is also called the mitten due to its shape. And everyone from it will show yoi where there city is on their hand like so (sorry for grime. Mechanic recently off work)
>>69445580
>>Texas
>Hands down my favorite. Houston was the best city I went to in the U.S. and far and away some of the friendliest most welcoming people on Earth. If I had to live in the U.S., out of the limited places I got to visit, Texas would be at the very top of my list.
You are officially based Australian. Don't live in Houston though. It's full of minorities who are slowly turning everything white people built into a slum. Try Dallas, Austin, or one of the smaller cities. Amarillo is still nice and white.
>>69448813
Well rotate that 90°. Not sure why it posted like that.
>>69443524
>turkey
>eu
i hope this never happens
>>69442133
all I need to know is Delaware; 0% tax on business done outside US, don't give a fuck about the rest
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>>69443096
>tfw did better than a koala
>tfw managed to miss Pristina and Zarajevo
fuck this gay Earth. I'm too tired for this shit.
>>69447773
Fuck Louisville though, pretty awful.
>>69448980
hah, that's kinda funny
>>69448610
I was going to help you out and find you a one-word representation of Vermont.
But I realized I don't know anything about Vermont either, so I looked at the "culture" section of Wikipedia and it only talked about music and bands like Phish. So I looked at "notable people of Vermont" and it only had a section for "Notable Fictional Vermonters."
So I'm at a loss. It's population for the whole state is the same as the number of people in my county, and I live in Kansas.
>>69445397
>Worst Korea
>>69449203
Everyone from anywhere else looks at you like you're retarded. Feelsbadman.png
>>69449253
Yeah but at least U of M isnt in a bland-ass state like ohio. You have cedar point and literally nothing else notable.
>>69444640
>People who are embarrassed about being from Virginia often lie and say they're from Maryland when they're visiting Leafistan.
Nobody is lying about being from Maryland over Virginia. Virginia is way better, except down south - there is nothing there
>>69448359
I'm from Michigan, from the Upper Peninsula, so don't lump me in with those Lower Peninsula negro lovers. The UP is where everyone lives inna woods.
>>69442133
lol they're just lines on a map lol
Am I rite?
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>>69449410
I like you yuppers. Even if you want to try and be a separate state. Also the only dindu cucks down here live in the city. We dont live innawoods, but we live in the country, lots of farm down here.
>>69446037
>69% black
theres your problem. That and I've heard its also full of hipster trash
Who here /Huntsville Alabama/?
>>69449021
>Amarillo is still nice and white
Dunno if you were joking... But it has the most Muslim refugees of anywhere in the US LOL
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/01/12/texas-panhandle-city-says-enough-on-middle-east-refugees/
>>69449516
I would kill myself before /alabama anywhere/
>>69448311
>>69447918
>>69447778
Just gonna help out anyone else who has this mistake
DC is not a state because our founding fathers didn't want any one state to host the capital. The other option was to move the capital every now and again, in some weird fucking tour of the country. That would've been feasible when we only had 13 states, but after they hit that stride at 32, it only took them 75 years to hit 50.
DC's a city that counts towards two states in terms of votes. That's why Virginia has been Democrat these past 2 elections. Bunch of nogs in NoVa.
>>69442431
Two types LEAVE Texas, steers and queers.
Get the joke right, limey bastard.
>>69442332
We also have google
>>69449368
Yeah sure thing Northern Ohio
Nice Detroit btw
>>69442332
you know more than me. i don't know the fuckin capital of rhode island
I think we can all agree the Michigan is the best state right?
>>69449672
Shit at least detroit is on the up, yall got fucking toledo and columbus
>>69442783
And I still wipe my ass with your flag
>>69449727
Yuuuuuuuuup
>>69449626
It's all in my head. Obviously I can't prove that to you but feel free to read my post about Michigan.
>>69449677
Providence, home to notorious white supremacist and mass shooter Sam Hyde
>>69449677
All the New England states fuck me over with their capitals. I remember Montpelier, Vermont, Augusta, Maine, and then ????
Got all of everything west of the Mississippi, though. Arizona taught me well.
>>69449730
>>69449727
>>69449759
>All of these Arabs being willfully ignorant
>>69449582
;_;
>>69449626
Between the time i asked and he responded he pretty much had to be typing the whole time. And he was pretty much pinpoint accurate
>>69449727
No, Arizona a best.
Call me back when you have a city in the top 10 most populated, and the only top 10 city that isn't a blue pilled libtard shithole full of nogs.
>>69449833
Its the heat mostly.
>>69449832
https://www clarionproject org/news/american-muslims-stone-christians-dearborn-michigan
>>69449832
ماذا الجزء العلوي من علامة يقول؟
>>69449832
Its like dearborn only okay. Chill. We all hate them anyway
>>69442133
lmao
>>69442448
>Florida - idk, an alligator jumped at me out of a dock when I was there
You know, we kill them and eat them down here. Gator is a fine meal. Tastes like chicken almost, with the texture of fish.
Real men stab them between the eyes, everyone else just shoots them.
>>69449902
Ya we pretty much disown dearborn.
>>69443096
>tfw I dropped out of highschool
>>69449954
>>69450025
http://www theguardian com/us-news/2015/nov/15/michigan-muslim-majority-city-council-hamtramck-detroit
Worst fucking state
>>69449874
>top 10 most populated cities
>all illegal Mexicans
Nice try Manuel
![3f125a4f79[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vd9uYXy.png "3f125a4f79[1].png")
>>69450050
I could tell. Jesus Christ. You didn't even get the ones where you just had to type in the shit again., like Andorra, San Marino, Monaco, etc.
>>69449763
anything fun to say about NM?
>>69449874
ay fuck you
you may have less retarded people, but your weather is shit and your dumb state has never done anything interesting
>>69442133
you will find mexicans in every state
>>69450109
Some of them I had never even heard of tbfh.
>>69445644
Well Texas has a point.
>>69450068
Shhh.... go sleep now
>>69450212
>Mishitgan mudslimes in charge of defending their Sharia Homeland
>>69442448
>New York - my people. straight up cunts. I love them.
Y-you too.
>>69445141
Just stay out of KC and anything east of the MO river pretty much.
>>69450079
Phoenix doesn't have that many Mexicans. We're largely white, with around 30% shitskins and 5% E. Asians.
>>69450137
>Your weather is shit
What weather? The scorching heat and mountains nip that in the bud.
>your dumb state has never done anything interesting
>Sheriff Joe
>Jan Brewer
>John McCain
>Barry Goldwater
>Biggest Conservative powerhouse aside from Texas
>Grand Canyon
>Largest energy sector in the country
>Huge mineral reserves
>Provide a shitton of copper, which most likely makes up the wiring of your computer
We're more important than most states. 11 electoral college votes do not lie.
>>69450274
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/machete-attack-nazareth-restaurant-columbus-ohio-stabbing/ i mean...
>>69450137
NM falls into the "Not large enough to be relevant, not good or shit enough to be thought about" category i'm afraid. I know the capital is Sante Fe, the largest city is Albuquerque. The state has a pretty low population and has the highest % of Hispanics, way higher than Arizona. Gary Johnson is based, Breaking Bad is a great TV show and you have a sick flag.
>>69442229
God................it's so counter-intuitive too, our HUGEST agricultural state is also the most batshit crazy insane. The huge agricultural communities normally correlate with red pills and intelligence. I know, LA SD Sac, etc,
>>69449753
No you don't burger.
>>69450452
http //nationalreport net/city-michigan-first-fully-implement-sharia-law/
>FULLY
>IMPLEMENT
>>69442133
Steers and Queers come from Texas.
>>69442133
Texas is Poland
East coast is Lib hellhole.
Alaska had funny serial about.
Hawai had Lilo&Stich and Lava U
Rest is Nuclear wastland with nigros and dragons.
>>69446358
This. A lot of people here joke how the Missouri River separates the niggers from the rest of us. It's amazing as soon as you cross it just goes to shit mostly
>>69450340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYwFaK2fL40
>>69450433
oh yeah I forgot you have A FUCKING HOLE
enjoy your nobodies
>>69450455
muh nukes
>>69450574
Don't leave out the 3rd world trash from Central America.
>>69442448
>Washington - hippie trash
Yes, I live in WA, you're very right Seattle and east of there, very fuckin limp wristed.
Thankfully I lived on the (in the?) Olympic Peninsula way the fuck back in backwoods USA, very red-pilled. Fishing, hunting, logging, THAT'S IT.
>>69450452
>>69442133
I only know things about important and cool states such as North Dakota, South Dakota and Nebraska.
>>69447076
He didn't mean alcohol you fucking Cletus he was referring to French derived culture.
>>69450452
https//en wikipedia org/wiki/History_of_the_Middle_Eastern_people_in_Metro_Detroit
>"As of 2007, about 300,000 people in Southeastern Michigan can trace their descent back to the middle east..."
>Commiefornia - The zerg overmind of SJWs, should get nuked
>Texas - Based, the real "America", good food
>Ohio - also based
california is faggots and mexicans and should fall into the ocean
nevada is casinos
oregon is forest and hipsters
washington is raining
colorado is forests and weed
texas is big
georgia makes good music
florida is old people
maine is spooky
kentucky is a horse race
louisiana is gumbo
wisconsin is cheese
connecticut is rich white people
new york is jews
Utah: Mormons and people into odd pornography
Kansas: Cornhole and tornado sirens
Arizona: If the sun doesn't get you the lack of moisture will
New Mexico: Mexico Lite
Maryland: Hope you like shipping containers!
Massachusetts: Canada without the gay
California: With extra gay
Missouri: Gators and steamers
Nebraska: Cousins and steamers
Cleveland: Steamers and steamers
New York: Jew York
Virginia: Also the tobacco
West Virginia: Love is forbidden
Colorado: They're not oysters
Alabama: It's hillbilly for vagina
Texas: Oil and calculators
New Jersey: Peter, Paul and Mary
>>69449832
Michigan is literally our Britain. Grey, Falling apart and full of dindus and Muslims. About the same size too.
>>69442133
West coast is civilized..every other is full of cowboys and indians and hillbillys along the desert highways that will rape you with a banjo if you didnt stop for gas and broke down
>>69444734
New York is kikes AND faggots
>>69444713
Oregon is just as gay as Cali, unfortunately
>>69445580
Oregon does have fantastic natural resources and scenery, just have to get away from all the faggoty hippie trash
>>69446093
St. Louis and surrounding is a place worse than Hell
>>69446538
>all the states with the niggers in them are the racist ones
hahahaha, go figure, you have to live with them and they offer you free education on why to hate them, lol
>>69448359
>North Caroliana: Basketball
nailed it, basketball americans too
>>69451222
east coast fug :DD
I'll describe every state with three words or less.
Begin autism:
>Alabama
retarded niggers
>Alaska
wilderness and oil
>Arizona
hellish heat
>Arkansas
irrelevant
>California
fags and spics
>Colorado
south park
>Connecticut
WASPs
>Delaware
washington crossed it
>Florida
retirement home
>Georgia
niggers
>Hawaii
haoles get out
>Idaho
irrelevant
>Illinois
gun crime
>Indiana
irrelevant
>Iowa
irrelevant (unless it's election time)
>Kansas
tornadoes
>Kentucky
chicken?
>Louisiana
katrina killed niggers
>Maine
white people
>Maryland
ugly flag
>Massachussetts
expensive liberal universities
>Michigan
snow and decay
>Minnesota
loony SJW government
>Mississippi
most retarded niggers
>Missouri
Tom Sawyer
>Montana
irrelevant
>Nebraska
irrelevant
>>69442354
As an Albertan I wish this would be true
>>69451296
continued autism:
>Nevada
gambling and hookers
>New Hampshire
annoying WASPs
>New Jersey
hell on earth
>New Mexico
literally mexico
>New York
jews
>North Carolina
not south carolina
>North Dakota
fracking
>Ohio
irrelevant
>Oklahoma
texas' hat
>Oregon
hipster capital
>Pennsylvania
germans and amish
>Rhode Island
family guy
>South Carolina
not north carolina
>South Dakota
fracking
>Tennessee
obesity
>Texas
cowboys and spics
>Utah
weird mormons
>Vermont
annoying WASPs
>Virginia
chris chan
>Washington
autists in seattle
>West Virginia
irrelevant
>Wisconsin
alcohol consumption
>Wyoming
uninhabited square
>>69448312
NM has some really amazing scenery. Anyone who disagrees has never explored the state.
>>69451329
West Virginia is coal, wincest and radio telescope.
>>69442229
But what happened? It looks like California voted republican all the time until Bill Clinton, what changed things?
>>69451426
yeah, desert but with more bushes
uh huh
I mean we have great mountains and some decent rock formations and forests, but how can anyone not prefer montana or something
even taos is just worse colorado
>>69442133
Tennessee is my dream state. Virginia is based and historic. New York/Cali is cancer. Florida is Cubans, rednecks and old people. Midwest men are hard as fuck. The deep south is one big episode of cops since whites have dwindled. Georgia is either beautiful and 2spooky haunted or ooga booga ATL BAYBEE. Michigan is America without whites. I dunno you guys are based in different ways.
>>69451545
it's also the #2 obese state
are you from west virginia?
have you ever seen mega morbidly obese people (like that girl with the forehead fat that gets posted)?
>>69451426
its got sand... a lot of sand. its also got a few shrubs. yea its truly a marvel of biodiversity. shrubs and dead grass
>>69447407
Arizona isn't drug state if you don't count the border
>>69450524
>Running out of water
>agricultural
Good luck with that
>>69450240
>tourist meme beer
Yeah, no. This is the stuff we keep for ourselves.
>>69442448
>New York - my people. straight up cunts. I love them.
YES CANADA you dun good
California - sjw faggots
Texas - muh guns
Am I right?
Mississippi is fat and lazy
Cali has lots of asians
Louisiana is illiterate
Texas is based
>>69442133
>New York
Stupid people that talk fast
>Florida
Gators
>Texas
Traditional values and guns and propane
>Alabama
Lazy lardasses
>Jersey
Shithole
>California
SJW hell
>>69451658
Michianis almost entirely white outside of the ghetto cities
>>69442783
>>disgusting injun half breeds and red-pilled people
More like disgusting injun 1/85th breeds kek
>>69449021
Well, it was the 90's when I was in Houston.
Still, the other parts of Texas we went through were terrific. You have a really good state there.
>>69452813
Michigan is*
>>69451582
Do you even need to ask?
>>69452630
I'm not illiterate, kike. Contrary to popular opinion we're actually quite smart.
Motherfucker.
>>69450524
San Diego is actually the sane city. It's just that LA and San Fagsico have such large populations that they outweigh SD and the rural areas.
People from Florida are all degenerate swingers I've heard
Each state is full of fucktarded fat American wastes of space
>>69453436
Hey John, shouldn't you be teaching English to students right now? There's no time for you on /pol/, silly weaboo.
>>69442133
I've lived in the US, but here I go anyway:
AK, SD, ND, MT: Cold wastelands. ND has a lot of nukes.
ID, MT, WY: Redpill country. Cold, dry, beautiful.
CA, OR, WA: Liberal cuckery, lots of hipsters, IPAs, and homos.
CO: DUDE WEED LMAO
KS, MO, NE: Do people live there?
FL: Florida man bites head off hamster while high on bath salts.
New England: Older, more pretentious version of the west coast. Cutting edge degeneracy imported from Europe.
The South: Conservative, poor, lots of poorly educated whites and blacks who will spend their entire fat existences on welfare. Never truly recovered from the civil war.
IL, OH, IN: The most average section of America.
MI, MN: Little Somalia.
>>69442448
>>69447076
The water has nothing to do with the legal definition of bourbon. It's based on the makeup of the mash, the proof at which it is stored, and the aging in new charred white oak barrels.
Also Lexington fucking sucks. I used to live there. Louisville is the only place worth living in ky. The country is nice to visit though
>>69442133
say ya to da UP eh
gods country
>>69444391
Texas is full of spics
>>69453671
>The South: Conservative, poor, lots of poorly educated whites and blacks who will spend their entire fat existences on welfare. Never truly recovered from the Civil War.
>Poor
No, alot of us are actually quite rich especially here in Louisiana.
>Poorly educated whites and blacks
We have one of the best colleges in LA.
>they spend their entire fat existence on welfare
Naw m8, most of us don't.
>Never truly recovered from the Civil War
Uh, we have. I think you just haven't been down here enough to know anything about us, weaboo traitorscum.
>>69452069
Lonestar and shiner are both shit.
We've got so many amazing local beers, why do people perpetuate these cheap shit (lonestar) and over rated mediocre generic shit (shiner).
What about like Karbach, New Republic, Deep Ellum, St. Arnolds, Jester King, etc.
Texas makes so much delicious beer. Fuck Shiner and Lodestar and all that other macro trash.
>>69449608
stop being a faggot and watch at 3:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lft6EQh-Y
>>69452953
But are your massive amounts of niggers?
I mean I love Louisiana with their swamps and pelicans and alligators and shit, but you got a lot of fucking retarded, illiterate, inbred niggers.
