https://www.captionbot.ai/
why didn't you faggots get on this eariler?
>>69437805
it even knows trump get in cunts
>>69440655
There's gyppo blood in that
:/
>>69440777
![Up8pX[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l5LLBEy.jpg "Up8pX[1].jpg")
The future is dark
DENIAL
>>69441630
Can you post the original image pls? I want to enlarge the word smiling and shop it under the image.
>>69440655
oh no its retarded
this one failed hard kek. Link just goes to uploaded picture.
>>69441728
What do you think of this one?
>>69441819
>>69441844
kek
>>69442101
lmao, that came out better than I thought, saved.
>correction: this is the MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>>69442101
this AI is an absolute failure
wut
>>69437805
are you fucking kidding me
>>69442444
The Jews made this
>>69442505
kek
broke it
>>69442505
haha
>>69442284
>posing for a picture
lol
hahaha
>>69441398
This AI is confirmed retarded
>i cant really describe it except i know exactly what it is
dumbass robot
>>69442828
Excellent
>>69442893
Saved
>>69442505
Kek
Well... This is a bit ironic.
>>69443756
kek
>>69442101
nice
Metaphorically I suppose it's correct
It knows Michelle Obama is a man.
does this even work
It knows
>I can't really describe the picture but I do see mammal, animal, outdoor. I am 99% sure that's Ted Cruz
TOPKEK
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Oh yeah suddenly it's much harder when it's not some shit taken from the Internet
>>69437805
nudes don't work :(
>>69444416
Microsoft learning from their last mistake with Tay?
>>69444480
YES
doesn't beat tay
its a anglo trick
It's certain
>>69442463
>duck = food
>boner = device
It's not on the plate, silly,. Blini is on the plate
Oh shit they figured it out
>>69442828
kek, it thinks the third person from the left is grinning when it's actually the white inside of the red cup
>woman
1 STAR FEEDBACK
S
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They do?
/pol/ I am genuinely scared of AI. It's advancing too fast.
How does it know?
>>69445147
Don't be, it's clearly stupid
>>69445118
>>69445147
I am 99% sure you are a pussy
>>69445337
yep, pretty stupid
Trigger warning for Australians, don't enlarge.
well done, bot
errr
Disappointing tbqhwyfamalam
Holy fuck call Stephen Hawking and Elon Musk, the AI clearly has become too smart!!!
It just called me a nigger. Also what the fuck is a chi mcbride
>>69437805
Because it's crap.
Good goy
The yehudi AI knows, it can sense the shoah in its hebrew veins of steel
>>69445695
just look at this insensitive AI discriminating against this upstanding patriotic citizen
I see a person, man, wearing
>smiling
>literally :^(
>>69445273
>>69444197
It recognizes apes as people, just in case. BECAUSE IT CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE NIGGERS FROM APES
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
This pretty much sums up the AI in one picture.
congrats bot you did it
>>69442193
Holy fuck lol
wew
>>69445963
lol the kikes ai think the kike is a man
>>69446144
Seems about right...
>>69446200
>animal
>stuffed
>>69441630
it's projecting itself imto the picture
>>69442485
does it see a trump hat and assume it's red?
>a black hat
Well done Microsoft, some shekels well spent,
>>69446200
that's one way of putting it
SKYNET IS HERE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HIDE YOUR DOGS
Where's the frisbee?
Pretty much correct
Pretty much all of our first attempts was trying to get the bot to call a black man/baby a monkey wasn't it?
I love you /pol/.
>>69437805
>>69437805
K E K
>>69447102
Best one so far.
>>69442893
Oh of course they all look like Morgan Freeman to you. Cracka.
>>69447102
You got it!
It seems to be easier to attain good lulz if you use two or more subjects. Uruk-hai vs obama anyone?
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
OBAMA IS TED CRUZ
THE RAT HAS BEEN IN OFFICE THE ENTIRE TIME
REDPILLED THE BOT GUYS
I DID IT
well it's not wrong..
>>69437805
Captionbot with the aussie tier bantz
>>69437805
>>69448281
*he is not really confident
>>69446200
best one
>stuffed animal
fuck im dying at this one idk why
>>69442806
This bernie edit didn't work. It said it's inappropriate.
>>69448576
it thinks he's estonia
Someone call Estonia, I've got some techniques to show him
>>69448750
>>69448675
>>69448576
DUDE HOW DID WE HAVE THE SAME IDEA
>>69448806
idk I was looking for pictures and that one always makes me lose my shit
>HIVEMIND
>>69437805
AHAHAHAAH
ITS BEING CENSORED
#notallhitlers
I just noticed my ID is calling me a faggot
thanks 4chan
>>69449061
lol faggot
#notallnazis
>>69445277
Because it can see the flash from camera within the picture, it's in a bathroom, and he's standing in a classic selfie pose - all together that makes a bathroom mirror selfie pretty likely.
meh
>>69449046
>a cat playing with a kite
Based AI telling me how to pick up chicks
Holy shit guys, I think we might have found a real life jewdar
>>69446764
Try the larger picture...
>>69444850
He aint right but he aint wrong
>>69449061
ayy what a fag
>Barry Manilow
>>69449061
faggot.
>>69450578
at least it's using proper pronouns
>>69445337
>>69445369
I don't think its stupid, it is actually remarkably accurate and way more advanced than anything I've seen before. The vast majority of this type of AI is geared towards facial recognition, but object and surroundings recognition is very complex and exceedingly hard to do.
If you are not scared of this then you lack imagination of potential uses.
This will litterally become anti-4chan, anti-meme technology.
Automated censorship is the on the horizon.
Soon they will be able to automatically moderate images and video as well as text.
https://labs.foxtype.com/politeness
And this is one of the less sinister uses.
It seems they are crawling the web for images and then build a database of people with their facial biometrics and indentifying information.
It is also building an object and texture database deconstructing environments. This can also be used to analyze video by processing single frames. They also already have accurate speech recognition with the ever present Cortana.
That plus Windows 10 permanently snooping though your files and you've got worlds most advanced and intrusive surveilance technology ever created.
>>69450970
This.
It's pretty terrifying.
Top kek
>>69437805
I'm in tears
>>69450970
>way more advanced
that doesn't preclude it from being stupid and useless. People like you don't seem to be able to both hold the thoughts that it's an impressive feat but that it also sucks at actually being good at its task. It's a useless impressive feat, like holding the world record for the loudest burp.
What do you want to do with an algorithm that tells you a chimp is a dog?
inb4 it'll get better, sure, they said that about voice recognition 20 years ago, and it did get better, except it's still useless shit.
>>69449708
kek
>>69444480
Robots know
>>69442893
top kek
Does not understand most of it but...
