Australia or Canada.
Your thoughts.
New Zealand
>>69437085
Worst of the three easily
>>69437044
Straya 2bqh. Aussie shitters are usually funny, plus Steve Irwin was an IRL madman.
Australia
>>69437044
Straya, they got top-tier bants. Canacucks are just depressing to be honest.
Australia by far. Canada has better land, but it's inhabitants are complete faggots.
Canada by far
At leasg australians are amusing
>>69437085
FIRST POST
BEST POST
>>69437276
Oops I thought the question was which country is worse >>69437286
Australia. The men aren't as faggy as those liberal pussy leafs
>>69437044
Don't get me wrong my country is pretty cucked but at least our hate speech laws are way more lax then Cuckstralia.
I've been to both and I think Australia is better. Canadians are annoying and give me bad vibes.
>>69437044
AUSTRALIA!
>>69437044
Australia, better terrain, better accent, better cars. Lot of Australian women are QTs too.
>>69437044
hello friends and welcome to reddit
>>69437185
DUDE NO WEED LMAO
Murca
This thread is depressing, when did this country become shitpost-tier
>Cherry picking 1 thing.
>not answering the question.
Pls Canada, just stop
Australia is better. Why do you faggots even think Canadians can come close to our level of banter?
>>69437085
Yeah, new Zealand is the best. Canada is way more cucked, but it has no retarded wildlife so I'd live there.
>>69437044
Australia
Australia without question
Canada a shit
I miss home
>>69437514
m8 you forgot to take your proxy off
>>69437501
When you faggots elected a drama teaching Kike.
Australia. Canada is cold as shit, left wing leader, and lives in america's shadow. Australia may be shit but at least they have nice beaches
>>69437044
Canada can be summed up into two words.
Please clap.
>>69437538
>>69437538
NZ is the worst. Australia is better because more nationalistic/still has union jack.
Grizzlies and Cougars are about it and even they are rare.
>>69437044
Both are cucked to shit and deserve to be nuked.
>>69437276
Kek the only guy ITT to pick canada misread the question
>>69437044
Australia, they have that Foster's piss beer
>>69437844
>60% white
>>69437844
>next to a third world country
>(probably)not even building a wall
australia! beautiful beaches, men there arent fucking pussies, not cold as fuck. to bad everything there will kill you
>>69437791
Canada is objectively the 2nd worst country in the anglosphere after bongistan.
Official anglosphere rank
1. USA
2. New Zealand
3. Australia
4. Canada
5. UK
>>69437925
>100% faggot
>>69437044
>>69437501
>when did this country become shitpost-tier
if retarded canadians could handle bantz better in the first place and not shit their pants, blow a fucking gasket and get super pissy/defensive every time 'a fucking leaf', 'weed man' or 'dude weed lmao' get brought up, i am convinced this would not be the issue it is today nor would our rep be anywhere near as bad.
but yeah, can't trust canadians to be anything but insecure and take the bait.. every time
>>69438042
Jesus christ this is depressing. What happened to us? The entire anglosphere has gone to shit...please don't tell me my shitty cucked country is the best the anglosphere has to offer.
>>69438068
List of Canadian nigger presidents.
>>69437085
That's right cunt! We let Aus think they are better, it's what you do for your downy brother.
Canada has a supercuck ruling them second to Germany and Merkel.
>>69438042
Accurate.
Though aus and NZ should switch
>>69437044
Australia's easily better. Fucking Canucks can't take a joke and pass out at the first mention of the word 'cunt'.
>>69438042
Wrong
1.UK
2.Australia
3.Canada
4.North Mexico
5.NZ
Under 70% white countries need not apply
>>69437044
not amerifag, but Aussies of course.
>>69438291
>number of rapefugees Germany is taking in: over 1 million
>number of rapefugees Canada is taking in: 25000
Wow such slimier.
>>69438224
yeah but you guys are also full of cucks
>>69438224
and your prime memester isn't a complete jackass or anything
Canada
American here, australia is easily the better of the two
>>69438291
If we are the downy brother you cunts are the cerebral palsy sister
God just look at how you cheat at rugby- it's embarrassing
>>69438615
lol just admit you guys suck
>>69437044
They know who's buying the cheese, if you know what I mean.
family guy said it best
>>69438606
Don't get me wrong I hate JT but I would rather him over your communist nigger.
>>69438321
>NZ
better climate
no dangerous wildlife
lower cost of living
more nationalist
lower leftist %
looser gun laws
>AUS
more jobs
higher wages/benefits
hotter girls
better shitposting
whiter
Depends on preference i guess.
Shit or piss
Both are left-wing nations completely devoured by PC. If you are a white male in either nation you'll notice some actual consequences, maybe higher standards or maybe they'll be extremely critical of your social skills or maybe they'll try to make you walk on PC eggshells.
My advice, learn Russian or Romanian or Polish and move to eastern Europe. Anglosphere either needs a revolution or a collapse.
>>69437044
Every Canadian Iv met here in Texas has been a huge faggot. Where as Australians are good drinking buddies and funny as all hell.
>>69437085
First post best post
>>69438042
>Ranking 2nd when you don't have an airforce
Fuck me Kiwis are delusional. You did good by not getting cucked into a leaf flag but it doesn't make you relevant.
>>69437044
Australia by a long shot, doesnt even compare
canada: sjw nation of the world, shit tier weather, zero culture (french isnt even french)
australia: best weather, most biased western country, not europe tier culture but strong food game
>>69438843
>more nationalist
>no holiday named after the country
>>69438843
Was over in Christchurch 2 years ago, everything was so cheap over there and the countryside looks like Irish country side.
Women aint bad either.
>>69438843
It's only a question of 'Do you like women, money and being white and aren't scared of tiny little animals'
I'd be much more worried about your native animals, maoris have thick hides and a skull like that of a ram.
Australia by far. But I personally would rather have Canada's land.
Sad that Australians live on a vile, poisonous desert island and still manage to be cooler than Canadians.
I love Australia and New Zealand so incredibly much
>>69437044
>No fucking way I'd live in a coutry filled with spiders that are as big as my hand
>>69439510
i didnt mean to greentext rip
>>69439535
>>69439510
Sorry about that eh
>>69439510
If you live anywhere semi built up the only big spider you'll probably see is a huntsmen and they're just big daddy long legs
>>69437044
As soon as there's free weed, there is no competition. Who the fuck can care about a country that is run by emus?
>>69437044
Straya are the best shitposters and abo stories are my favorites
>>69439785
free weed will be the beacon of light of our immigrant welfare state
>>69437044
unfair to ask that when canadians are asleep
>>69439923
The Canadians are just going to say Canada anyway and we already know they're wrong about that.
>>69439762
It's not the big ones you have to worry about, redbacks are pretty tiny in comparison to Huntsmen.
I've only come across 1 funnelweb though, which scared the shit out of me.
>>69440037
>I've only come across 1 funnelweb though, which scared the shit out of me.
Don't know what the fuck I'd do If I saw a Funnelweb, they are truly terrifying spiders. I'd probably go look for my hardback W40k 6th Edition Rulebook and try and drop it from a distance
The only spiders I've ever seen are Huntsman, Wolf, Golden Orb and I saw a Redback when I was a child
Only saw 1 spider in 2015 and It was a Huntsman but I've seen 4 wolf spiders so far this year, all of them at night time and 2 of them were big, and 1 carrying all It's babies on Its back. They came because I had a turkish problem but I finally got the house fumigated this week so hopefully both the turks and the spiders fuck off
>>69439762
> go to straya, bitten by taipan, mauled by dingos en route to hospital,bitten by funnel web, see water, walk to water wash wounds and blood away, leg ripped off by croc. Finished off by drunk abbos. I'll take Canada all day.
Australia situation is pic related.
BTW I am an Australian born Chinese
>>69441977
Majority of post was written mostly through Siri voice dictation
>>69437044
Aus, Canada has negros and only a nation away from the thick of them. Leaving Sydney for a three story lake house away from the arabs and muslims. Cheering.
At least we can cull our darkies and don't have to apologize. We kept ours in chains for 100s of years too. "I'm sorry day" shame!
>>69441977
I know the guy on the left, went to uni with him. The other two are his triplet brothers.
Fun fact, we always got them mixed up with thier cousins.
>>69442102
canada has just a out as little or as much as niggers as Australia. Canada isnt usa retard.
>>69442498
Yea brah i know the right one but dont know the rest. He had a mad ferrari and let me fuck his girl.
Canada doesn't have absolutely gutter accents
>>69442681
No, but you have obnoxious American accents
>>69442597
>let me fuck his girl.
Did he watch?
>>69437881
>they have that Foster's piss beer
This from a yank. Go have another PBR or Old Wilwaukee.
>>69437044
Canada has been a pleasant hat my entire life and they never cause trouble. They also aren't full of a bunch of crazy worthless abo shits.
>>69437044
Australia desu.
FUCKIN STRAYA CUNT ALL DAY.
EVEN IF I AM A SHEEPFUCKER I STILL HAVE TO SUPPORT THE SHITPOSTERS
>>69437044
We have polar bears. They'll fuck you up bad. New Zealand has the kiwi. Best you go to NZ
>>69437085
We love you too America, together we will make Australia great again.
>>69437881
Hate to break it to you mate but next to no-one drinks Fosters. I don't think it's even available in some states due to lack of demand.
New Zealand will rise.
We will crush the Australian oppressors and take their womenfolk as sex slaves.
Canada is just gay. Australia seems crazy. I always wanted to visit.
>>69437044
Australia. One of the few non sissified countries left.
>>69442681
I don't think you guys will ever understand just how fucking annoying your accents are to us. They're very subtle but still so fucking annoying. I couldn't even imitate it if I tried but I know it when I hear it and it makes me angry
>>69438042
Sad that a shitty USA still makes #1
>>69437044
Aussieland, from my pol experience Canadians take retardation to another level entirely.
>>69437044
Canadia has meece, this gives it the edge.
>>69438507
>second to Germany and merkel
Can you not read Canacuck?
>>69437044
Japan is pretty cool
>>69445701
Your women like my accent a lot.
Also, your women always seem to want to watch me beat off, and for me to fuck them in the ass. Like every American women I've fucked for more then a night or two has eventually wanted those two things, and more weird crap too, but always those two things consistently.
>>69446606
>women like my accent a lot
They're called fag hags anon.
>>69447017
I used to teach snowboarding at Lake Louise.
>>69445536
Yeah right mate, you and which air force?
>>69446606
>Canada
>Accent
Wew guy/buddy/friend
Australia has more cucked laws but Canada has more cucked people.
>>69437395
You can't disagree with feminists on twitter without literally being sent to jail.
>>69446606
It's not even really an accent tho. You just sound like obnoxious cocks. Soarry but it's true
>>69437044
Canada
>>69448104
They have already infiltrated m8. they don't need an air force.
A quarter of their population is already ensconced within the heart of your society.
>Canada
Basically a slightly colder version of where I live but way more cucked and with a shit-ton of minorities
>Australia
Mad Max-ville full of anthropomorphic rabbit-men, giant spider pits and inbred crypto-Indian savages that sleep in the road after huffing gasoline.
The choice is clear
>>69449033
>a shit-ton of minorities
Less than you have. No Western country has as low a percentage of whites as USA.
>>69438224
Prime minister Zoolander isn't much to be proud of either
>>69438187
It wouldn't be an issue if the people replying to that inane /int/ garbage weren't braindead to begin with and/or from reddit.
Flags only exist to invite crossboarders and newfags.
