So my 14 year old sister read Ziveck. Now won't shut up about "ideology"; she rants about how the toilets are are "subversive", whenever we watch a movie she will point at the screen and scream about the "eating from the trash can". I asked her if she wanted a coca cola and she starts talking about global capitalism.
How do I fix her?
>>69431250
How are toilets subversive?
Is she afraid that they are stealing her shit?
sounds like typical shit for a 14 year old. i can't even count the phases i went through between ages 12-16. she'll probably get obsessed with something else in a couple of months.
>>69431250
you don't
you just let Uncle Stalin take her to his 'special' summer camp for troubled comrades.
she'll come back.
they always come back...
>>69431250
Mock the shit out of her while doing the trademark Zizek sniffing.
is she qt
>>69431250
>fixing her
Mein gott
Zizek is pretty based actually.
He is constsntly brfoing neoliberal
with his power-marxist-analysis.
>>69431250
Beat the shit out of it.
>>69431250
Before she goes to bed, gently slip in pic related under her pillow and wait 2 weeks.
Source: converted a former friend from anarcho com to anarcho cap (though he isn't much better)
>>69431250
You fuck her in her tight little ass
>>69431250
Make her read Scruton's New Left Thinkers and refer to the chapter about Zizek.
>>69431343
Something about how the poo is "out of side out of mind" which conditions us to ignore the problems of poor people that are metaphorically shit. She keeps telling me German toilets are more philosophical and we would have socialism if people stopped flushing
>>69431924
no wonder socialism is so shitty
drop her off the side of the road without a cellphone, 50 miles from your house.
>>69431250
>>69431924
So he's a satirist right?
>>69431250
Tell her to stop reading shit tier philosophers
>>69431924
What would Zizek say about India then?
>>69431924
Go away schizo. Organize your thoughts before you post here. You're not funny
Any 14 year old showing an interest in politics and philosophy is going to get everything wrong. They're going to be idiots. They're children after all.
She probably has a lot of potential though, to be thinking about these things at this age.
Slowly guide her.
>>69431250
Introduce her to /pol/, let her argue with the retards here.
It may or may not change her mind about shit, but it will be funny as all fuck and wear her out every night.
>>69433060
>implying she wouldn't be zizekposting in /lit/ and /his/
>>69433060
>Introduce her to /pol/
Don't do this OP.
Ziveck has heaps of alt right and reactions against left wing extemism these days, direct that to her. A redpilled 15 (give her a year) would be adorable.
I love him
>>69431456
They always come back.. r-right /pol/?
>>69431250
tell her to poo in loo
fucking indians man
are there any good left wing intellectuals worth looking into? not interested in Noam btw.
Based Ziveck.
>>69431250
Hating Global Capitalism is a good door to introduce the redpill with
>>69433390
>Being 50 and sleeping in a single
>>69433380
It's been one fucking day and every other post is alt right this alt right that
you people read something that blows smoke up your ass and repeat it ad nauseam like you have a clue
and spare me the "lol idiot alt right has been a term since vietnam" it's use has increased by orders of magnitude since this morning
>>69431250
wait till she's sleeping then THROW this bad boy flat onto her stomach.
also tell her to read it
>tfw ideology is comfy
He may be onto something with his ideas but either way, I like my Adidas trackies for comfort and I enjoy specific brands of coffee because I prefer them
I get it, but at the same time, what else is there? It's a matrix m8, pick what you like
>>69436618
>punchline
>>69431250
she's not even thinking politically. it's just a random phase. ignore it
>>69431250
She's buying into the jewish lie fed to Indians about toilets
Change her before its too late, anon
Pic related, one of the first drainage systems of the world in Indus Valley Civilization (3300 BC-1300 BC)
>>69436704
>>69431924
Truly Indians are the most enlightened of us socially
If she's on a global capitalism kick, it might be a good time to talk to her about the Jews.
>>69431250
Can I meet her? To fuck a 14 yo who reads Zizek is my wet dream, even if she's ugly as shit. I would whisper lacanian things to her ears while I fuck her right in the pussy.
>>69437074
And so on.
>>69437074
What is it with French Men and 14 year old girls?
>>69431250
>So my 14 year old sister read Ziveck
Wtf why?
When I was 14 I skateboarded and played soccer, I would never read something like that of my own free will.
>>69431250
explain to her that thinking about this stuff all the time can make one depressed and their is a time and place for everything. Tell her about a made up friends of yours that sounded exactly like your sister and how that guy now don't have any friends because he was unbearable to be around because he ruined all fun stuff we tried to do. Tell her to relax a little with her preaching and give her a copy of 1984 or animal farm. Just explain to her this in an educated way and respect and not try to challenge her views and tell her how wrong it is.
>>69436985
pics more talking about /r9k/
>>69437215
The same that with hindus and designated streets, I guess.
>>69437124
>And so on
My fucking sides you Lacanian psychoanalysis spewing son of a bitch.
>>69437227
>When I was 14 I skateboarded and played soccer
>>69437397
Oh, I see
So when you see a 14 year old girl you want to shit on her?
Good to know
>>69431250
consider yourself lucky, anon. Shes only 14, that means by the time shes a young adult she will look back on this shit as the cringiest phase of her life and probably become ultra right-wing.
>>69431250
Give her more literature, like the fountain head or atlas shrugged, something to balance out the feely-weely non-sense she read.
>>69437594
kek
No, it's just a archetypical attraction that comes from the first migration. But I don't dismiss the implication of the shitholes at all.
>>69431729
Anarchocom?
The fuck?
>>69431250
>how the toilets are are "subversive"
Is Ziveck true Aryan?
>>69438111
>trips
kek god had spoken through me
>>69438211
>dubs
>>69436985
actually makes sense
>>69438211
And dubs, no poo in the loo for this Indian poster
>>69431250
10/10, you just might steal the Nobel Prize for Shitposting from the Australians for that ridiculous post. I kek'ed hard.
PRAISE KEK.
>>69436874
underrated
Let her, she literally has been 'red'pilled.
>>69431250
I was full commie in that age.
Just wait, maybe it fixes itself.
Only maybe.
>>69439671
Ey, i don't think Porky is happy with you shitposting here while you could be servicing him you Austrian faggot.
>>69439885
Porky?
>>69440183
It's a meme you dip.
>>69438111
(Poo in loo)^3
i want to fuck your sister anon
>>69431250
>How do I fix her?
Continental philosophy like Zizcek is hard to argue against, the language is willfully obscure. (Lacan, zizcek's professor tried to make his writing as difficult to read as possible) And it is not really formally logical like analytical philosophy.
Lots of feeling here and feeling there. But you can comfort yourself with the fact that the philosophy is never substancial, in the large sceme of things it is a lot of words basically saying nothing at all.
>>69438354
>>69438211
>>69438111
>mfw someone mentioned poo
