Best Strayan that ever lived?
Crikey m8
>>69431263
More please, he is beautiful
I was genuinely upset when he died. I loved watching his show when I was young.
He was a good strayan.
His daughter has perky features desu senpai
RIP
genuinely the only time I've felt sad for the death of someone I didn't know personally.
>>69431930
Yep. Never forget that day.
No, that's Ivan Milat
>>69431930
>>69432083
You could see it was coming
Poke the beast enough and it'll eventually sting ya; might just end up being a fucking stingray too.
>>69431709
She is a QT
>>69431049
He was the only strayan that ever lived. After he passed Australia is empty. All the posters are just advanced AI shitbots. There are no humans in Australia
>>69431049
Best Strayan that ever lived.
>>69431049
Did he shitposted IRL?
He was amazing and so were his shows, but I can't help but feel he was part of the trend that eventually turned educational television to crap.
>>69433369
Netherlands whats up with your flag?
>>69433187
>>69433498
Too soon.
>>69433498
delete pls
>>69433460
something broke, send help
>>69433498
>>69433369
http://www.theage.com.au/national/melbourne-man-faces-stiff-opposition-to-penis-signature-20160106-gm0sx6.html
>Jared Hyams' signature started as a joke.
>Suspecting that no one at the Australian Electoral Commission would scrutinise the application to change his address, he scribbled a caricature of a penis in the box that asked for a signature.
>"I thought it would be a laugh; they would approve it and next year I would sign something different," the 33-year-old said. "But when I did this signature all of a sudden the shit hit the fan. I was receiving letters and phone calls telling me I couldn't have it. I thought, that's interesting, why not?"
>And so began a five year battle with state and federal government agencies over the question of what constitutes a legitimate signature. The phallic symbol Mr Hyams illustrated with the finesse of a bored schoolboy was also the catalyst for starting the law degree he is due to complete this year.
>>69431049
Best wildlife expert ever.
He let a black mamba lick his face.
He was one ballsy SOB.
R.I.P
Steve
>>69433817
Why didn't I think of this?
>>69433498
>died 10 years ago
>it still feels too soon
>>69431049
It's funny because we all thought he would get eaten by a croc or killed by a snake and instead he died in the sea to a meme.
I still miss him.
>>69433498
Kill yourself NZ.
>>69433498
DELETE THIS
People seem to forget his other appearances. He would spray bums and mark them (in Bum fights). Truly the greatest hero Austria ever produced
>>69433498
post more rare irwins
>>69434078
Because you're not Australian mate.
kylie
>>69433498
Too soon
>>69431049
that's not a knoife
>>69433269
Mel was born in your country idiot
>>69433498
too soon
>>69435107
and lived there for the first 12 years of his life as well
>>69431049
Best strayan that has lived and ever will live.
When I was a kid I always wanted to grow up and work at his zoo.
he was bit of a poof desu
>>69435347
Kek
>>69435347
Holy fuck what's this from
The most famous Australian.
The only recognizable one for sure.
>>69435643
all aussie adventures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANmdAw46HZw
Steve Irwin was one of those few genuinely nice people of the world that you just couldn't bring yourself to hate.
We Americans had Mr. Rogers growing up.
https://youtu.be/yXEuEUQIP3Q
>this thread
>no one posting the glorious Honey Badger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N3pJ5PThBY
>>69435677
Literally who?
>>69435780
Cheers auzcunt, this is great.
>>69435677
She got cucked
that Chocodile Dundee guy
That feel when I almost met him when I was at the Reptile Park and he was there taking a video of Eric just before he died.
Too bad there was a massive crowd of chinks there at the time flocking the camera crew.
>>69431049
sure
be a peasant
take dumb risks
be a hero for dying while taking dumb risks
not a soldier
>>69435910
a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRmr6Or6YTE
>>69433498
DELETE
>>69433498
too late
>>69434981
that bizarre fan...
>>69435237
Exactly my brother. His film career began in australia but he is an American.
>>69431049
too bad her daughter turned out to be a whore.
>>69435677
Australia's most famous person is a coal burning slag?
>>69433498
What the shit nigger?
>>69433498
Haha who draws this shit
>>69432213
Who would have thought it'd be that way though? Of all the animals he has fucked with over the years, it was a stupid stingray that got fed up with his shit.
>>69433498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgW2z61_9k
>>69433498
Not too soon,
Btw, the barb is at the base of the stingray's tail, not the tip. Kill yourself, fagit
>>69431049
Hello my Canadian and Australian funposting friends!
Please stay in your designated containment thread!
Thanks!
>>69438261
Apparently he knew the stingrays were acting weird and even said it before he died.
He came through my town once chasing mountain lions . He visited our high school and talked about wildlife conservation and such.. He took the time sign autographs and take a group picture with the senior class. He was an outstanding human bean.
I was in higschool, literally just finished my last exam. Done with school and my only Aussie mate died in the ocean.
I actually shed a tear for him. The only man I ever loved.
This greatest strayan to ever live ?
>pic related
>>69434130
This
>>69431049
He died how he lived - With animals in his heart
>>69431049
We had a steve irwin thread yesterday where the op image was a stingray with its barb in the croc hunter's chest, while it sucked his dick.
Anyone save it?
>>69442680
Oh there it is. >>69433498
I knew some ausfailian shitposter would have it.
>>69442629
Kek. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>69431049
Australian culture literally died with him and has been replaced by SJW faggotry from San FAGcisco.
I'm usually not an emotional man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rdyVP95XiE
>>69440091
Who would even know that
>>69436244
>Peasant
>Literally owned Australia Zoo
>>69431049
That's not Josef Fritzl.
>>69442939
Hey. You're not an American.
Prove me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuBygHvbBpA
>>69437116
He's Australian. Just like Russell Crowe. You can't wash Bogan off that easily.
>In more down-to-earth fashion I inadvertently achieved notoriety as a result of one the quaint and ancient customs of my college. A system operated at dinner in the Great Hall under which if an offence was committed - in my case coming to dinner without a gown (some bastard had borrowed mine) - on was 'sconced'. This meant having to drink two and a half pints of ale out of an antique pewter pot in less than twenty-five seconds. Failure to do so involved paying for the first drink, plus another two and a half pints. My chance of avoiding payment lay in downing the ale within the limit and hoping that the Sconcemaster - the President of the Junior Common Room - could not beat my time. I was too broke for the fine and necessity became the mother of ingestion. I downed the contents of the pot in eleven seconds, left the Sconcemaster floundering, and entered the Guniness Book of Records with the fastest time ever recorded. This feat was to endear me to some of my fellow Australians more than anything else I ever achieved.
Bob Hawke was an alright bloke.
also
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-11-12/the-collected-insults-of-paul-keating/5071412
>>69442827
School children?
>>69443059
he was a top tier bare knuckle boxer too
alpha as fuck
>>69431049
Close, but here's the top bloke who made our nation safe and secure.
>>69443405
So you're saying you're underageb&
>>69431049
Dumping dank memage from 2006. RIP I CRIE EVRITIEM
>>69443624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
>>69441882
>crackhead bullshit artist
>dogged his mates
Yer he may have been deadly but a dogs a dog
>>69443668
>>69443579
Yeah he totally saved us from becoming Somalia or South Central LA.
>>69433498
edgy af
Back to Mordor with you.
>>69443579
Safe and secure from more shitskins, unsafe and unsecure from existing ones.
Fuck Howard.
>>69431049
He was a good bloke.
I live in SEQ. Saw him working on his 4WD in the car park of Australia Zoo once when I was a kid.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/jamie-cassidy-hid-his-depression-after-leaving-the-army-and-it-finally-claimed-his-life/news-story/b242e1d0494b7b7e8f59353d134cb2ea
Remember... Behind every shitposter there's a fragile heart
>>69443981
>linking a subsciber's article
>actually subscribing to the telegraph
Finland, please tell me you have an excuse
Why not one post of Crocodile Dundee?
>>69443621
I'm reverse aging like Benjamin Button
>>69444086
Give me a few minutes
>>69444163
Why are you subbed to an aussie newspaper anyway? You abroad cobber?
>>69443729
He was a nut. Chopper is favorite strayan movie though. I'm also kinda partial to Ned Kelly
Like the mighty Phoenix Pauline will rise again!
>>69444087
Noice.
>>69444339
Because I love Australia
>>69431049
His death was a nuke in Australia... the fallout of the explosion made all aussies retreat to the bunkers to master the art of shitposting for all of eternity.
>>69433498
Is this what a muslim feels like when someone draws mohammed? You are a sick bastard. Behead those who insult irwin
Why did they have to pull Steve Irwin's sunscreen from the shelves?
It didn't protect from rays.
>>69444504
Fuckin oath. you should visit, every cunt loves it
he was too good for this world ;_;
>>69444624
Fucking savage.
FNQ will be named Irwinland in his honor once Bob Katter has us free from Brisbanes tyranny!
No people should be governed by beurocrats 1000 miles away!
>>69433498
fuck off
delete this
>>69431930
This :(
Andrew Ucles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
>>69444794
>beurocrats
I think you might need a fair bit of governing, m9
>>69444794
fuck yeah buddy
>>69435873
winrar!
I grew up hating my stepdad....he liked Steve Irwin and even mourned his death. Somewhere in the back of my mind I realized maybe somewhere inside that macho asshole lied a decent person, after all he did raise, feed, and married my mother.
>>69444982
Never talk to me or my wifes son again
Free us Katter! Dont let FNQ become another cultural disaster like what happened to Melbourne!
>>69444982
>raise, feed and married my mother
You're one of those deadset inbreeds aren't ya?
>>69435794
I had irwin
>>69433498
Delet this
>>69445078
I'm not even white famiglia
I had a foriegn exchange Aussie tell me his death was essentially a national tragedy in Ausland, akin to the President dying or someshit.
How true is that cunts? I know that even back then I felt a blow because I loved his show as a kid. I even saw a special one time show he did at my city's zoo.
>>69445153
that's what I said. learn to read.
>>69445182
his funeral was televised, so basically yes
was the news of the year, cunts were bawlin left right and centre
>>69445243
lol no only whites and hajis are inbred
>>69445291
if you say so
what did you mean before but
>>69433498
DELETE THIS
>>69445182
A lot of Aussies hated him before he died, due to how ridiculous he was.
After he died, a lot of people flopped on that.
It wasn't so much that the guy was revered or anything, it's more like surreal shock. He was like a cartoon character, maybe you don't dig donald duck or anything but if you found out he died - like literally died, in a place that isn't too far from where you live and that he had a grieving family and a funeral - that you would feel like shit.
>>69431049
Nature doesn't care if you're a shitposter.
It's indifferent.
>>69445446
yet you are still here
>>69443729
kek I actually know that guy in the picture, he goes to my gym
A bunch of slack-jawed faggots, the lot of you.
>>69433498
God dammit.
>>69435347
Kek.
>>69445726
Your opinion is irrelevant upside down Indoesia
>>69445558
>Rays
>Japan
Last I heard there are still entire generations of people looking like inbred fuckholes.
>>69433817
>became a lawyer
Ah, good to see another legal shitposter.
>>69445881
>not wanting to be a sexual tyrannosaurus
>>69444694
But I did
>>69444913
Thats a mad cunt eh
>>69445910
Nice pepe law friend
>>69431263
>ywn be paid to shove your hand up an alligators arse
Life is suffering
>>69433498
The only thing I'm disappointed about is that this isn't animated.
>>69437456
>implying we weren't white trash of the 20th century
>>69444533
OMG THIS!
>>69446013
like it? copped any top-quality banter? how'd you get around strayaspeak? anything worth noting?
>>69445605
Tell him he's a legend.
Also did his mate come back?
>>69445971
I identify as a pterodactyl you shitlord
>>69431049
never understood why Americans liked him more than AUS people even though he was loved here as well. Did he get alot of TV time over there yankee burger>?
>>69446375
More than you could believe. He was all over television for a while there. Plus I think it strikes something in the American soul for a guy to poke a fucking snake with a stick and call it grumpy for striking back.
>>69443889
>I live in SEQ. Saw him working on his 4WD in the car park of Australia Zoo once when I was a kid.
That is so based.
>>69445726
>Die of weak heart attempting to get 0% bodyfat
>Become /fit/s hero
>>69446343
I loved it also lot of hot and fit white people everywhere, barely saw any niggers or fat people til Cairns
What I dislike is that there's unhealthy white toast everywhere also bad internet
Was a bit awkward at first because I didn't know how to answer when people ask me "how are you" but eventually I got out of my shell
Very nice people all the strangers came to talk to me and said I have beautiful eyes
>>69433269
he only came to oz to avoid the draft in the U.S.
>>69431049
RIP IN PIECE
>>69446484
Same for Italy.
And believe me, we had up to 6 national tv channels and still few people had satellite tv.
So this dude was extra-famous as we didn't have all the fake reality shit that is so much in vogue nowadays (I'm thinking of Bear Grills, etc.).
>>69446484
That's cool. Would bang his daughter and he is sorely missed. I saw him live at Australia Zoo in QLD in the mid 2000's he put on an incredible show.
>>69445182
He epitomised the Australian.
It was like Australia died. People of any ideology or background loved him.
>>69446548
SEQ lads
What happens here?
>>69443059
too fucking right mate
>>69446636
White toast is alright m8, least it aint brown.
Even I struggle to answer how are you. Usually just shoot back a goodmateyourself?
You take that photo here? pissed myself
Glad you liked it m9
>>69446779
>Australian Freemasons
>probably still full of stonemasons
>>69446779
not sure
my great-grandad was a mason
they offered me a scholarship once, was too spooked to accept it
i can join if i want apparently
>>69446854
It is from Melbourne
>>69446375
He was the king of animal planet.
Even Mexicans know him for his crocodile wrestling.
>>69446345
There was no James
>>69443579
he just adopted some policies of one of our less popular pollies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HSxXCwBgog
:(
>>69447171
ripip ya cunt
>>69446779
masons were crushed in this country about 30-40 years ago. pre-crushing they used to fight with the catholics for power of the various institutions.
Thread theme
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1SMfyjiCDUQ
>>69446985
Melbourne's alright. Cops a lot of shit for being chink, curry and tumblr central, which it is, but it's still a great place.
>>69447171
jump free roo ;_;7
rip mate
I grew up watching this fucking beast of a man. Best thing straya has ever done.
>>69447036
..no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69441882
came here to post this.
left a happy man.
>>69447151
Proof she was our hero.
>>69432112
Leslie Allen
>>69445182
Mate, his death was an international tragedy. People mourned him all over the world for weeks.
>>69443668
rofl
>>69431049
Don't forget we have Bindi. . . .
>>69449012
The motherfucker that put bubbles in beer
Not David Fleay. He was the fist straian to harness their sacred meme beaver. It is what they draw their shitposting powers from. It's part of why I want one.
>>69435677
she looks like a fucking potato got stuffed in a dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
>>69431049
>Best Strayan that ever lived?
you say that like he's dead
steve is out surfing the never ending wave with Harold holt
>>69431049
>>69450103
> tfw even our joke creatures are venomous.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus#Venom
>>69431049
The most well knowned Australian for sure.
>>69431930
Same here. Well Steve Irwin and Leslie Nielsen.
>>69431930
this
and david atenborough is not getting any younger either
hold me
>>69452419
>david atenborough is not getting any younger either
m8 don't even say it
http://youtu.be/WB9SL-mZtVY
Rip Rog
>>69452419
Did people actually like this cunt?
He just went round and pissed animals off and he literally secured the idea that chat shit get banged is always true. He wasn't even vaguely Attenborough tier.
>>69452859
>chat shit get banged
Speak the Queen's English you fucking simpleton
>>69431049
RIP stevey, you left behind your greatest achievement before you passed
a fucking stacked thick daughter
>>69433498
POMF~
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THE BED IRWIN-SENPAI? UGUU~~~~
>>69433498
Steve was an inbred who bordered on being genuinpy retarded. He fucked around doing stupid shit and as would be expected, his stupidity eventually killed him.
It will always be too soon.
Still got his special with the wiggles on VHS.
>>69453270
>>69453080
Crikey m8!
What a thick little fuck piggy
>>69433498
Beautiful
>>69433498
DELETE
>>69431049
Pfft... best Australian, that's like being the smartest retard in the sped class
>>69435780
All Aussie Adventures is the shit
>>69454193
>>69433498
>>69431930
>Be me in late Primary school
>At Fairboughn camp for school trip
>Best day ever, rockclimbing, canoing etc
>Have dinner and mess about outside
>Teacher calls us all in to watch news on tv
>"Steve Erwin died today"
>No.
Seriously turned my whole fucking day upside down, couldn't sleep that night. I looked up to that bloke when I was young. Is it true he was filming shit for his daughters tv show when it happened?
>>69454401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5Px-qp-Wg
>>69454651
Yep. Is true.
>>69431073
jesus christ, I'm fuckin dying over here
>>69433498
そうだね
>>69435677
Who?
>>69435347
Fuck I miss this show. They wouldn't get away with half this shit any more, sort of saddens me.
salamat pagi
(file is in australian friendy image size)
>Implying Margot Robbie isn't the greatest Australian female ever
>>69454743
Noice
What do Aussies think about Ned Kelly? He is heavily romanticized in the west.
>>69455327
Literally smaller tits than most trannies
fuck outta here goonlander
>>69433498
Alright New Zealand, simmer the fuck down cunt.
>>69455442
Sick cunt
>>69455472
Fuck off faggot, pretty sure she's in c cups. Go back to romanticizing about traps and niggers.
>>69454785
Thought so, what a cunt. Leeching off her dads fame and getting him killed. I hope she has nightmares.
>>69433498
DELET THIS
>>69431049
His daughter is juicy.
![196460_105716476178244_100002196774729_55538_5766510_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/km52pPw.jpg "196460_105716476178244_100002196774729_55538_5766510_n[1].jpg")
Strewth mate, no based Alf Stewart? What a bunch of flamin gallahs.
>>69431049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB55VG3PUYQ
![482681_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ix1VvzL.jpg "482681_1[1].jpg")
>>69455792
>>69455792
![power-20150716044416323[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jzizmph.jpg "power-20150716044416323[1].jpg")
>>69456412
kek
>>69431049
>tfw this year will be a decade since Steve Irwin died
I always loved how happy and excited he was to take on the wild, he lived and died like a real man.
>>69444087
>Literal shrimp on the Bar-B
![harr_2012059c_6_2012208a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5kU9weu.jpg "harr_2012059c_6_2012208a[1].jpg")
Britain and Australia have a good trade deal.
Exhibit A
Joh Bjelke-Petersen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqPr0su_eRU
>>69433498
Not soon enough.
>>69456289
She's divining water out of my dick.
>>69435677
Who?
>>69431664
This.
Also surprised as fuck a ray got him and not a fucking alligator or crocodile.
>>69440726
>>69438261
It was pure luck their poison is bad but what are the odds it stings him directly in the heart. He bled out didnt he? Anywhere else he might have made it.
>>69452859
Believe me we know.
Really don't think that that many of us were really upset at his death.
Attenborough though, holy shit I'll probably spend a solid month watching his documentaries back to front.
>>69434981
sauce
