O I'm a good old rebel, now that's just what I am,
And for this Yankee nation, I do not give a damn,
I'm glad I fought again' her, I only wish we'd won,
I ain't asked any pardon for anything I've done...
I hates the Yankee nation, and everything they do,
I hates the Declaration Of Independence too,
I hates the glorious Union, 'tis dripping with our blood,
I hates the striped banner, I fit it all I could...
I rode with Robert E. Lee for three years thereabout,
Got wounded in four places, and I starved at Point Lookout,
I cauched the rheumatism, a-camping in the snow,
But I killed a chance of Yankees, and I'd like to kill some more....
Three hundred thousand Yankees are stiff in Southern dust,
We got three hundred thousand before they conquered us,
They died of Southern fever and Southern steel and shot,
I wish there were three million, instead of what we got....
I can't take up my musket, and fight 'em down no more,
But I ain't gonna love 'em, now that is certain sure,
And I don't want no pardon for what I was and am,
I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn...
O I'm a good old rebel, now that's just what I am,
And for this Yankee nation, I do not give a damn,
I'm glad I fought again' her, I only wish we'd won,
I ain't asked any pardon, for anything I've done....
I ain't asked any pardon for anything I've done.
>>69423780
fat inbreds
>>69423863
Fuck off Canada
>>69424775
This. They don't just sound retarded, they are.
>>69423780
thats my shit right there
>>69425058
>>69424775
>Yankees forced us to free slaves
>Now endless supply of blacks that drop down the IQ rate
Fuck off.
>>69425173
Explain West Virginia and Kentucky.
White southerners are literally retarded.
>>69424775
If you don't count the blacks, you find that southern whites have higher IQs than northern whites.
>>69425279
Kentucky and WV aren't southern states.
>>69425173
Right. Because that explains the fat white pig women pumping out mulatto babies like a factory in their single wide paid for by our northern tax dollars.
No. You fuck off Cletus.
>>69425402
Fake meme. Try again.
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
In Dixieland I'll take my stand, to live and die in Dixie. Away, away, away down south in Dixie.
>>69424775
You can't imagine how dumb black people from the urban areas and the black belt... okay all blacks are mind numbingly dumb.
>>69425728
Amen brother
>>69425279
>Explain WeeVee
My sister was pretty hot growing up desu senpai.
Do not respond to Canadians or angry Yanks.
Southerners, when Donald Trump fails to win the nomination and sets the south on it's long road to secession, where should the new capital be?
I think we should discount Richmond unfortunately, as I doubt the old dominion state will follow us a second time. Miami, too, is off the table. Atlanta? Montgomery?
Southerners are the best.
If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now for one whole day, a nigger I could be
The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin' for me
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I wouldn't wanna work, 'cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care
For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob
And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
And when I'd need somethin' I'd steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I'd deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come and start a riot
If I could be a nigger for a day
But I can't be a nigger, and I don't really have to be
'Cause coon, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
'Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day
No, I'll never be a nigger for a day
>>69426033
Montgomery = Monkeytown. Even as fucked as it is Atlanta would be a major symbol of the New South.
>>69426237
How about South Carolina?
>>69426237
>>69426840
Charleston could be thematically appropriate.
>>69426926
Is it possible at all to unite the Blacks with our cause as well? I'm sure there are actual Black Southerners that have Southern pride.
>>69426033
Atlanta because it will be the hardest city to take...also if we burn it we can fix these stupid fucking roads. It should be a grid system not fucking spaghetti
>>69425173
"Forced" to free slaves. No, that was you failing to win the war you started.
>>69427037
I think so, but we have to go fascist-lite to do it.
Black people are already social conservatives, we just have to find a middle ground economically. Racial pride is a thing we can encourage in both races simultaneously, rather then the current liberal method of encouraging it in all races but whitey.
It isn't unthinkable.
>>69423780
Fuck the North
>>69423780
Does Florida count? Specifically the panhandle area.
>I hates the Declaration Of Independence too
What the fuck you red coat, tea sipping, crooked tooth, queen loving, traitorous piece of shit. You have no right to call your self an American or a southerner. I hope God emperor deports you.
itt: moonshine swilling hillbillies envision an apocalyptical southern uprising where they'd get their asses handed to them again
>>69427861
>Believing the North, aka Liberal No Gun Land would be able to fight the South
>When the majority of Soldiers in the US COME from the South.
>>69427678
Goddamnit I remember that post. Still gets to me...
>>69428055
>implying the majority of southerners even want to break up this glorious union nowadays
>>69428191
You've obviously never been to the South then. We fucking hate you Yankees
>>69425279
I'm from Kentucky. Honestly don't see the problem.
Intelligent people everywhere. Girls are 10/10. Men are men.
South Florida here. I don't care for the rebel shit and I think country music is shit. However I do ride dirt bikes and drive trucks off-road, own and shoot firearms, and hate niggers and mudslimes. So I'll let y'all decide.
>>69427651
Your part of the state is pretty shit dude.
>>69423780
The Confederates didn't hate the Declaration of Independence... They saw the Southern cause as a continuation of the American Revolutionary spirit of overthrowing an oppressive government. Jefferson, the Declaration's author, was a Virginian after all.
>>69425844
this
the black belt is fucking horrible, it's the true definition of a place run by welfare and government handouts
>>69427286
Uhh no, the civil war wasn't about slavery dumbass. Lincoln signed the emancipation proclamation during the war. The civil war was fought over taxation and regulation, like the war of independence. And I don't give a fuck about the southern pride shit, I'm a south Floridian originally from Scotland.
>>69428365
I live near the beach, it's not really that bad. Specifically around the tourist trap that is Destin.
>>69423780
What you boys dippin tonight? Workin on Cope Wintergreen. Just put in a fat lip.
>>69428761
Timberwolf in the red and black can friend, just like my dad
>>69428761
I'll chew a little Red Man or Levi every now and then but most of the time I just smoke Camels.
>>69426033
Obviously in state where it began last time with the Capital in Greenville or Columbia, SC
>>69428191
This.
America before 2000 was pretty united, only after 2000 has neo confederates and the north south divide risen again. The only times in American history have we seen such a divide was before the Civil War and during the civil rights movement. What all three of these eras have in common is that in all of them the Yankee states were telling the Dixon states what to do, the only difference is that the Dixon's aren't voting democrat and are more open to capitalism as a side effect.
>>69426033
Savannah, Georgia tbqh
Atlanta can stay the Georgia capital
Savannah will be the national capital.
We already have a golden dome.
>>69423780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKih6b7IssA
>>69426033
Natchez.
>Center of Dixie
>Along the Miss-Lou
>Easily defendable bluffs
>plenty of forests around to wage guerrilla warfare if necessary
>TransPoCgenderkin Yankee fag soldiers wont like the skeeters and gators...
Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton...
Deo Vindice!
>>69424775
It's almost like non-whites have a lower IQ. Who woulda thunk it. Take a look at CA.
>>69423780
TEXAS LIVES, STRONG AND PROUD
AND IT WILL BE INDEPENDENT IF THE FED PUSHES ITS LUCK
IT WILL FIGHT TILL ITS LAST BREATH AND WIN
AGAINST THE TRAITORS WHO HATE AMERICA
GOD BLESS THE LONE STAR, AND ALL IT'S CITIZENS
YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ANY AMERICAN PATRIOT, AND TO MANY AROUND THE WORLD
GOD BLESS
THE LONE STAR OF THE SOUTH
That is all
>>69430987
Texas is dying. We need a purge to fix it :^)
t. Texan
>>69430299
>ruin one of the South's greatest cities by erecting dozens of giant government buildings
no thanks
>>69431037
It's not dying where I am, but then I'm way the fuck out in the sticks.
How do you figure it's dying?
>>69426033
>>69430299
Seconding Savannah.
TSWRA.
>>69431132
Austin becomes more and more degenerate by the day.
Houston is a lost cause.
Dallas is just as enriched as the rest.
San Antonio is probably the least degenerate of the 4.
Transplants are moving here in droves and bringing our cities to shit. The rural parts are still gr8. Even so, I love my state. Would fight in a secession war/10
>>69431037
Why is it dying?:(
Are you living in a very big city? They are always different and more broken socially and morally. And genetically.
whoops
>>69431345
>The rural parts are still gr8. Even so, I love my state.
Awesome, that's all I wanted to know. Don't worry about the cities, they always breed degeneracy. Tel Aviv, for example, is the only city that is profoundly leftist, because it's the most prosperous one.
>>69431476
I live in a city with a population of 7,000~
It was smaller when I grew up but Austin-degenerates are flooding into the surrounding area because they cant afford to live in the city. Commiefornians and other transplants wont stop moving and so the housing market is exploding. Austin is being razed to the ground and being rebuilt with trendy apartments and other shit that makes my blood boil.
Rural Texas is still god tier and central Texas still has the best BBQ on the planet.
I feel kinda bad for how stupid these Dixie pride folk are. It would be totally fine if it was about pride from where you're from. But it's not. It's about clinging to your racist sensibilities and your failed war. It's kind of pathetic.
>>69431809
Says the english teacher degenerate weeaboo
>>69431345
>I'd rustle that cattle, desu pham
Yeah, Austin has a hipster problem. Dallas has a yuppie problem. Houston will get you shot. I haven't been to San Antonio since I was a little kid making my pilgrimage (as all Texans do) to the Alamo, so I dunno there.
>>69431649
I live in the Piney Woods, so things are pretty chill. The worst thing we have is Texarkana with a bunch of black folk, but even then people tend to self-segregate and get along fine. I'm as white as sour cream and I've walked through the hood before with no issue. Sometimes in the woods we have hard-line holdouts where white people just straight-up should not go, but they're remote as hell and not the kind of place you'd want to go anyhow.
>>69427678
I remember this story. Straight shot, right to the feels
Deepest south checking in
>>69432123
772 fort pierce/port saint lucie here
where you at
>>69428761
got cope southern blend in rn, feels good man
Post some badass music from your region anons.
>>69432578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sNNTpORtDQ
>>69432123
772 stuart dawg...Internet hi-five!
>>69432578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCxcMgt_YQ0
>>69430643
I know, you can tell where the Mexicans are at.
>>69432378
>>69432714
i missed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HeZtFH1Trg
>you will never fight in a secession war against the yankees
;_;7
Georgia foothills checking in. Hope you other southern gents are having a good night. Never mind those damn yanks & maple-lovin' bastards, just a bunch of sissies up there. We already knew that.
>>69432578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdm8LItAHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQZmX5fbqfs
>>69430486
Underrated reply.
>>69432864
>>69432714
my nigga whats up you finna chill
>>69423780
>mfw they're still butt mad that the good guys stomped their corn breaded, rebel faces in.
Stay mad as long as you like, the South isn't rising again.
>>69435043
but my dick IS rising inside of your mother so there is that
>>69435170
With bantz this weak it's no wonder that the south lost, lel. Perhaps we should let loose some emus south of the Mason Dixon line to see if you can at least show up the Aussies.
>>69431994
What do you mean by hard-line holdouts out in the woods? Like Negro redneck hillbillies not wanting whitey coming there?
>>69423780
Maryland reporting in. We are south of Mason Dixon.
>>69435043
>being proud of being a nigger lover
>>69435738
Literally this. Family enclave things, family's been there for X or Y generations, Deliverance-style shit. I remember there being one somewhere around Avinger, but more than that I can't say.
>>69426033
Raleigh if we keep the Triangle
>>69423780
I'd tell you to keep your head down ... but, fuck it. Go ahead and show yourself. I can use a bit of target practice.
>>69435952
You realize freeing the slaves was largely after thought for propaganda...right? The Emancipation Proclamation only freed slaves in the South ffs.
We put down your cute rebellion because you seceded, and we freed your slaves because it made sense to us. The weak have no bearing on the powerful (just as the slaves had no power over their masters), after all. :^)
>>69436330
I can smell the odor of your mother's basement from here.
>>69436454
>The weak have no bearing on the powerful
Wasn't aware the powerful could suffer nearly twice as many casualties.
>>69423863
fpbp
>>69424775
North carolina and Virginia are the only good southern states.
ROLL TIDE! Alabama checking in
>>69436902
>Southern
Those fag states aren't Southern
>>69436566
>nearly twice as many casualties
wut
http://www.civilwar.org/education/civil-war-casualties.html
https://www.phil.muni.cz/~vndrzl/amstudies/civilwar_stats.htm
Also keep in mind that the CSA was almost completely wiped out, but the US wasn't even breathing heavy at the end. Like I said, stay mad.
>>69436944
>bamafag
Only thing worth a damn in your state is Alabama football. Rest is worthless
The South
>>69437113
Add Tennessee and South Carolina.