Sup /pol/ocks, got a shit ton of sjws in my school and they are forcing the senior class to take this survey in order to graduate. surveymonkey com/r/63TNJXG
Lets shitpost on it and ruin its purpose, make sure you add Dylan sent you.
Post Results?
Ynp
>>69418338
Must be awesome to have a personal army, huh?
>>69418737
kill yourself.
bump
>>69418338
I'll do it OP, fuck Dylan
(u gais r bot fags doe)
>>69418338
your link is not working
>only two genders
This wasn't made by SJWs.
surveymonkey com/r/63TNJXG
Gotta add the period before the com, spam bot is cancer
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
DO IT FOR AUTISM
>>69419153
Underrated
>>69418338
heres mine
>>69419153
>league elo
Based
>>69420007
rofl, winrar
Done.
>>69420458
WHAT.IS.THAT.DESKTOP
>>69420458
jeez do you save everything as an icon?
>>69420458
What the fuck is up with your desktop?
>>69420458
To hell with everything else, can we stop and talk about this fucking desktop for a minute?
>>69420784
That's where my mac saves all it's screenshots. I never actually see it. Saw it for the first time in a month today
See how many current events you can recognize from my screenshots
r8 me, shitlords
>>69420928
>>69420848
>>69420910
Those are all screenshots. All of them are /pol/ related screenshots too, EVERY SINGLE ONE
>>69421035
>all of those women
what the hell man. I know this is b8, but still
>>69421035
What do you mean you don't actually see it? You don't use your desktop? Kek
How's that
>>69420458
Anon, your desktop is vaporwave album cover art tiers of irony. Good job.
>two genders only
But muh GENDERS!!!!! this website is sexist
>>69421227
Yeah, I basically just use the finder window to get to all my applications that aren't already down on the bottom bar. I never even look at the desktop
>>69421138
Yeah, it was a bait screenshot. But I'm not fucking around, that's actually how I keep my desktop.
>>69420016
decent. kekked at the reincarnation bit
>>69420458
A E S T HE T I C
how do I get that desktop?
If you really want to do something worthwhile, just say you're a female and that you've never been assaulted.
>>69420662
>Wang
Well she got plenty of it.
>>69421035
Anon can you delete the pictures of the negress and re-upload a screenshot? Your desktop needs to be sent to special meme fresh.
>>69421466
Just screenshot like a mad man. Got over 1000 on there right now. Cleaned it just a couple months ago too, used to be worse. You can see them building up on the top left side of the screen
>>69421638
Sure one minute
>>69420662
Anybody got sauce on that video?
Sexual harassment
>d-dawgs pickle ticklin my prostate
"Unconsentual and unwanted forced physical acts on men or women's bodies for the sake of sexual pleasure, usually somewhat violent. Rape is an instance of sexual assault, but to the furthest extent."
Am I doing this right?
>>69421724
>I'm concerned about anon, he has like thousands of these weird pictures. Like some naked black woman, and some creepy girl who's face looks like it's been photoshoped.
You're like the desktop equivalent of that one reddit post that has the liberal parents finding out their son is a polack.
>>69421638
Here you go
>>69418737
Kill yourself.
Seriously, this "Not your personal army" horse shit has to have a been created by a subversive jew. Created only to stop us from committing to goals cooperatively.
Fucking, kill yourself.
>>69421993
PLEASE STOP OCDISM TRIGGERED
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69421902
LOL, I know what post you're talking about.
It's almost completely twitter reking screenshots. I keep all my /pol/ memes in a folder called "Flags". So that mess is completely different than this one
How'd I do?
I'm a girl btw
>>69420458
>>69421724
>apple users
done
>>69422057
That is my take as well anon
I was just thinking about this yesterday. We used to be happy to raid back in the day.....now we're confined to this place....all of that accomplished through one
>Not your personal army meme
>>69418737
killing yourself is really easy
>>69421902
Please show me that
>>69422842
nice
>>69422726
>Allahu Ahkbar blow your fucking house up
This gave me a kek
Got mine in
>>69420458
jesus fuck
>>69421258
underrated TBQHWF
>>69419646
Kek
FUCK DYLAN
>>69423000
Trips of truth
>>69420458
WTF is up with this screen?
>>69423776
It's my desktop
See
>>69421993
>>69421724
>>69421035
>>69418338
>>69418338
done, now stop stealing my name faggot.
>>69420458
> not noticing the ridiculous fucking amount of open tabs
>>69424057
Yeah, I do actually have an unusually large amount of tabs open right now.
i put something in as fart rape and stare rape
>>69424007
>r/atheism
>how to get a gf google search
>NASCAR
kys plz
>>69421957
Underrated
>>69420458
I SPY BONITA TINDLE
>>69424281
Are you really this new anon?
>kys
Yep. Definitely a newfag. Lurk moar before posting.
>>69421993
I wouldn't be able to use your computer without being physical ill, anon.
>>69420007
>How old are you?
>help
>>69424699
>not having "Are you kidding me" where it asks for age
>>69424386
Yupp, that's her
http://webm.land/w/Cthq/
Check out that link
First thread I saw that was relevant. Im a 1st year university student and I took a Womens studies course to try and inject some logic in. I'm bullshitting a final paper and need a useful source. Anybody got something (satirical or not) about how 1st and 3rd world economic interaction works?
>>69418338
op is trying to make carl the cuck play in a cuck porno come sign his petiton
>>69424932
whoops forgot the post number >>69424661
>>69424800
>floppy pancake tits that merge at her clavicle
>>69424449
>Gay sex with hats on
>with hats on
Good lord
OP you better update
>>69424800
>I will never get to hold her down and fuck her with my bean dick
>2016
>not being age fluid
>>69425095
The image in general is golden, but that is the part that always sets me off. This was also pretty classic. Albeit, you would have to have read tsukihime to enjoy it.
>>69424796
I am fail :(
>>69425220
You could. I have her phone number, maybe lay down some nice pick up lines.
Ask her "Are you a Giant? Because I'd like to grow my magic bean stalk up into you"
>>69419513
FRIDGE
R
I
D
G
E
>>69418338
How do I enable javascript on Tor?
>>69420007
This is British humor I can get behind
>>69425485
How the hell do you know her?
>>69425762
Delete system 32
>>69425811
I don't know her. I did some digging today and found more of her accounts: Twitter, instagram, snapchat, and 3 of her tumblr accounts. she had her number listed on one of the accounts.
>>69426057
Where she from?
I bet I could get her to smd.
>>69418737
Fuck off back to /b/
>>69426057
>3 tumblr accounts
Nevermind, this bitch is crazy
>>69426249
Kek, this one's actually believable.
>>69418737
Kill yourself.
>>69426245
Her accounts are pure porn too
>>69421258
Underrated
>>69418338
>only allows one selection for gender
TRIGGERED.GIF
Poetry r8
>>69426383
Kek, all women are secretly sluts after all.
What's she known on here for anyways?
>>69422427
Tl;dr
>>69420458
>>>
fucking desktop has soo much content that i an blind,come on op if you dont clean this mess then i dont wanna even think about your room.
>>69426565
Hello fellow Midwest fag
>>69421035
i an saving this shit just saying...
>>69421693
>Age fluid
>Flag
Never change
>>69426575
She was this person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDlQ4H0Kdg8
Obviously the fat black woman
>>69426650
It's all yours my friend
>>69426603
It's actually not that dirty. It used to be a nightmare though.
I did the survey without a proxy...should I really worry?
>>69419513
>stepladder
>>69426948
>implying the school will care enough to trace us
The survey is on a third party platform which will make that a pain
>>69421993
This is some next-level Aspergers
>>69424578
source on that library?
>>69418338
ITT: Fucking amateurs
>>69427069
true
I can kind of imagine these fag lords starting a riot over this though.
>>69426948
What exactly could possibly be the repercussions of faking on online survey?
>>69427255
this is how we spot the nerd.
>>69420458
>Mac
>Chrome
>League of Legends
>MS office
>>69427401
Well seeing as how they think sexual assault is subjective. I could get charged with rape.
>>69427225
How long did this take you?
The only results they're going to pay attention to are 1, 2, and 5.
>>69427441
League is a lot of things, most of them being shit, but it sure as hell isn't gay.
>>69419428
Add a . you nigger,
>>69427225
Top tier, bubberino.
nice ip tracker
we need to flood them with some goth poetry
http://dragonwritingprompts.blogspot.com/2007/04/goth-o-matic-poetry-generator.html
>>69427562
surveynigger com/r/63TNJXG
still not works
>>69427524
About 10 minutes. I went in with the intention of doing some kind of Bernie Sanders rape fantasy, but it evolved into a Cannibal Corpse-esque poem instead.
Hey, if you're going to shit up a survey, take some pride in your work.
Hows this?
>>69427719
bonus points for poiting the faggot that requested this shit.
>>69419153
top kek
>>69427779
keked
>>69420458
>>69420007
I'm fucking laughing my ass off right now
funny enought this chick who created the pool is going to acuse dylan of rape.
and use our results has harrasement lol
>>69421035
>mac
end your life
>>69422892
People like to defy what was suppose to be originally defiant to be even more defiant than defiant. This spiral towards insanity is why you see mostly everyone on /pol/ doing a reversal in their psychology: They are all liberals, but for the sake of being defiant, they go against their own will to be some hard-right, everyone should die Hitler reincarnation.
>>69421035
This is the most disturbing thing I've seen on 4chan in a long time.
>>69420458
10/10
>>69427441
Im surprised you didnt make fun of minecraft
>>69428061
I used to be a PC guy too. I was basically forced onto the mac because of my job as a video editor. I'm used to it now, and will never go back. I still have my custom PCs, but I don't like them as much.
>>69420458
Are you me? I swear to god it's like I'm looking at my own computer.
Fucking scary. Literally identical. I have a gazillion tabs open and I never touch my screencaps on my desktop
>>69421758
Literally type Mayli Facial Abuse into Yahoo! and you'll find it. She also goes under Amelia Wang which is her real name for two other scenes.
>>69428454
LOL, post pic.
>>69419646
Kek'd
>ONLY a forced penetration, being made to penetrate or lengthy touch for with a proof of bad intentions, and for both men and women.
Saying that anything other constitutes as sexual assault is a SPIT IN THE FACE of women who were actually RAPED, like I was, And that includes intoxicated sex, which is in no way rape or sexual assault.
How did I do /pol/?
I'm unfunny and unoriginal so I just copy and pasted some shit in there
Done
they made bad touch in my dirty spots
>>69428541
>>69428541
There is so much shit in the way that I don't even bother making my way to the dekstop. It is such a long, strenuous effort to organize myself I just don't bother.
>>69421043
Primary school/10
>>69420016
Under rated
>>69428826
Whenever i want to "Organize" I just take everything on my desktop and just drop it into a folder called "Desktop"
Do you have a shit load of copypastas open? What are those text files?
Actually what's with these? Not judging, but are they for personal enjoyment or some funny screenshots?
>>69420458
What the fuck? And I thought my desktop was bad.
>>69418338
Here ya go anon
Um, you guys call me crazy, but isn't the campus security system recording your IP's?
Seems like the people shitposting could get doxed by the SJW tards they're trying to troll
>>69429108
It's a fucking online survey you cuck who gives a shit
>>69420458
THREAD DERAILED
>>69429108
Survey Monkey
Which college is that again?
99% sure this thread was just bait to get funny responses
>>69429302
Ok ok, I don't know anything
>>69427354
10/10
>>69429079
Personal enjoyment. I like guys and girls and some guys on Chaturbate are so fucking hot I can't help but take screenshots in the hope that one day and land my eyes on them and beat off.
My text files are wide and various in nature. I save by programs I code in text files, type out banter or scientific research that helps get out my thoughts better, or keep a list of all the words in the English language as a well to fulfill my autism when I want to review some new words.
>>69422585
What are you fapping to, anon?
>>69428112
Can someone give me a (You)?
>>69426383
Is there uh... more porn of her on any of those?
>>69429261
> BLM years
>>69428112
omg best response out of all of them!!!
there, happy?
>>69418338
Couldn't screen cap response but I wrote:
Define sexual assault: when someone asks how old I am
How old are you: you are a rapist and I am calling the police
>>69429572
thanks!
>>69422427
bang me
>>69420458
I now know what being triggered feels like. I actually got a small headache looking at that pic. Seriously what the fuck.
>>69420458
This triggers the /g/
>>69429926
if you typed that all yourself please consider drinking bleach
Here's a copy of what I put into the survey. Don't know whether I'm proud of or disgusted with myself.
>>69427836
>First off, I identify as an apache attack helicopter, check your human privilege, shitlord. Also sexual assault to me is when my gas tank is filled without consent.
>>69429456
(You)
>>69418737
Has anyone told you to kill yourself yet?
>>69430121
> windows 10
you should definitely be disgusted
test
>>69420007
Oh fuck
Spit out my food
Fuck that's funny
>>69424800
http://webm.land/w/Cthq/
Any more of her? I actually think she's kinda hot
>>69428826
Im going to have a stroke just looking at that
>>69430121
It got 404'd. Damn I was intrigued too.
>>69421035
c'mon man.
>>69429977
francis e. dec transcript
>>69418338
Sure thing pal
>>69429926
Holy shit text phrase report generator, that takes me back
>>69420458
What autism is this shit
>>69430121
Damn
>mfw OP is not dylan
>Dylan's life is now ruined by OP
lol
>>69429302
Nope. Survey monkey is the real deal. MSNBC threw up one of their polls earlier today.
>>69424885
Make a new thread or
>>>/b/
Fucking leaf.
>>69422057
No, it was created by people on /i/ when every dipshit and his dog came running calling for people to troll their friend's myspace.
If something is legitimately funny however, people will always get involved.
I said something about my mom fingering my asshole.
>>69418338
Pls r8 no h8
>>69430682
lazy
>>69418338
>>69422057
Not your personal army is one of 4chan's oldest memes. Created before there were more than one Jew on here and the one Jew was moot.
>>69418338
That's so passive aggressive they'll nominate you as a honorary faggot.
>>69418338
>surveymonkey com/r/63TNJXG
>>69420007
Good show, 007.
>>69422585
>Cancer 10
gg
>>69418737
Kill yourself.
I sexually identify as fedorakin, check your privilege casuals.
>>69423147
>truth
>>69431128
if you were a real B-52 then you would be between 54 and 64 years old, not 19
News time prep the vans
>>69419513
who this
>>69431658
>what is filename
>>69431658
Come on leaf, don't be that guy.
>>69418737
GAS YOURSELF FAGGOT.
>>69428111
underr8td
>>69430672
Aussie gets it
>>69420458
Autism: the desktop
>>69431091
>Not your personal army is one of 4chan's oldest memes
Not exactly true on both accounts.
Firstly, I can hardly be considered a 4chan meme, as it originated on off site /i/ boards on other chans and transitioned over to /b/ and then the rest of 4chan due to the high amount of shared traffic.
Secondly; it's hardly one of the oldest, but it's certainly one of the oldest still in use. This is due to it's need never actually going away.
>>69431498
Plane-kin are the age of which they were manufactured you dip
>>69431526
hah oh shit son
>>69420007
sides were obliterated
>>69427779
Oy vey
>>69429108
OMG people are saying theyre attack helicocksuckers! call in the national guard!
>>69418737
You know what you have to do.
This is what I wrote:
Hi educational administrators! I want to tell you about myself! On the surface, I look like a well-socialized white male. I'm friendly to everyone, went to a good school, am involved with social work, and share all the right opinions on Facebook. In the privacy of my home, however, I spend hours collecting racist, sexist, and homophobic imagery. I'm fully aware that you kikes have deliberately subverted a confident culture. You have trashed our art, turned out women into barren careerist shrews, destroyed the family and put butt fuckers in its place. You have made a mockery of our faith and replaced vice with virtue. You've imported foreign populations to replace us when we wouldn't vote for your Marxist policies, and you've demonized us at every turn. Who are we? We are the men of European descent who built the West, and we are taking it back. You won't know who we are, but we're everywhere, and there are more of us every day. We are students and coders, bankers and journalists, artists and soldiers. I want to say, please keep up your good work! The more you demonize us, the more we will decide to become the demons you fear. After all, I wasn't always this way. At some point I just got tired of your shit. The pendulum swings both ways faggotsss. Since the 60's it's been swinging to the Left, but now it's swinging to the Right, and when it swings, it will swing for you.
>>69427629
Stick yer dick in it and see if it starts.
>>69432410
>putting your mixtape/facebook page at the end
Oh fuck. I love when people do that.
OP pleas tell us what happenes to Dylan
>>69422427
good job anon!
>>69420007
i pooped myself a little from laughing.
>>69419513
nice natural tits and a thigh gap though
>>69431526
I think Dylan is someone OP hates, so you just volunteered to fight in his army. Pretty good job tho!
>>69432857
We know, its still funny.
>>69432857
we don't take lame personal army requests.
this is fun. fun is good.
contributin
>>69424281
It's a meme you dip
>>69418338
Here ya go.
I got you brother.
>>69429265
Darkest Dungeon, nice.
>>69418737
You should really kill yourself
i didded another one, i am a good Four Chan contributor
Unrelated, whoever got the LTE network where I live banned, please kill yourself.
>>69418338
Are you guys even trying?
>>69418737
You see lads, this is why most raids now fail. There's a bunch of neofags who thing it's cool and "hip" to spout forced memes that killed /b/
Do yourself and the world a favour and kill yourself.
>>69424281
woosh
>>69421035
PC fags don't know how convenient Shift CMD 4 and Finder are
i did a 3rd one! u cant say i didnt try OP
I've done several in the last 30 min.
Thanks for getting my creative juices flowing OP. It's refreshing.
>>69427544
>Riven
my afroamerican fellow
>>69432857
I hate everyone named dylan too so its fine.
>>69418737
kill
>>69424578
auto-hide your taskbar you fucking mongoloid
