>Make America Great Again hat just arrived
>wear it out for the first time
>go to McDonalds
>order food, sit down, begin eating and browsing /pol/ on my tablet
>group of black guys walks by
>"awww shit this nigga browsing slash pol slash"
>"you racist? you got somethin to say to me white boy? Black Lives Matter."
>"you voting for Donald Trump? rascis ass motherfucker"
>avoid eye contact, don't say anything
>guy shouts to another in group up at counter waiting for food "ayy, this white boy browsin slash pol slash and support Donald Trump"
>guy in group of nerds in Ninja Turtles and Marvel Comics shirts chuckles and says "Are you really pol?"
>cute girl with them looks over at me, bemused
>black guy says "yeah, this dude racist"
>pick up rest of burger and shake and leave, they keep ranting
>as I walk out the door, he shouts at me "I fuck white bitches all day, what you think about that?"
>realize I left my nuggets on the table
>too embarrassed to go back in and get them
>look back through window as I drive off, see them eating my McNuggets
>>69414838
>implying you even left the house and you didn't just ask your mom to buy you mcdonalds
>>69414986
/thread
>>69414838
This happened
>>69414838
3/10 OP keep at it though
>>69414986
Underrated post is underrated
>>69414838
Nice try. Lose the Ninja Turtles t-shirt and the "slash pol slash" and it might be believable.
Ask me I don't get bothered.
>you don't really have to ask me
>>69414986
Sometimes I forget if I'm on /pol/ or /tv/.
>>69414838
>Not Conceal and Carrying in case they try to jump you cause nigs gonna nig
>Not saying, "If you fuck white bitches all day you must not have a job you dependent leech sack of shit."
>>69414838
the only part of this story that was probley true is the bullied by niggers part
>>69414838
pasta/10
>>69414838
2/10
Kept me entertained for a little bit
>>69416975
>Ask me I don't get bothered.
>>you don't really have to ask me
You shouldn't have that on your pistol. If a situation arises where you have to use deadly force to defend yourself against a non-Whiteyou might still end up in court in a civil case. Then they will use that decal on your pistol as evidence of intent.
>>69414838
You should have called them niggers to get them to assault you.
Give them a criminal record
and get money from a lawsuit next time.
needs work. 6/10. seems like plagiarism.
>>69414838
Shitty copy pasta faggot. Fuck off
>>69414838
>slash pol slash
Nice story op
it's bullshit but I believe it
It's a completely shittier version of a solid 7/10 pasta that someone posted earlier today.
