Why don't we invade Mexico?
>>69406120
Why should we?
Why invade something with no value?
They're already invading us.
>>69406120
You love drugs.
Why kill your dealer?
>>69406249
"We" doesn't include you Canada.
>>69406330
>no value
Mexico has tons of oil and gold
Great tourist locations, interesting history, great food, the white Hispanic Mexican women are hot as hell, most locals are hard working. I'll visit but fuck their shitty country with their shitty problems
BUILD WALL
>>69406330
True, now... cebame un mate loco que estoy muerto de frío :(
>>69406330
>one of the largest oil reserves in the world
Wed lad
>>69406542
We should push all of the brown people south of the Panama Canal and build the wall there
>>69406120
Why haste it?
The assimilation process is slow but steady, soon you'll have most of our workforce over there.
"Are you there?"
>>69406120
We could have conquered it during Polk's War. But the rationale was that we didn't want to inherit a nation of mestizos and natives.
>>69406542
To be fair if we invaded and were able to assimilate them into the United States, their shitty problems would disappear. But fuck that seems like a lot of effort. Let's construct a barricade instead.
>>69406120
Because it looks bad in international politics.
>>69407021
Build a wall, let them sort out their problems, and then invade them when they're all nice and clean for us.
>>69406955
In all seriousness,
Let's say that the US actually invades and conquers, what would your government do with this land, could they mantain control ofthe population?
>>69406409
>>69406713
Okay, I admit I didn't know shit.
Well, if you're gonna invade it make sure to leave the pyramids intact, at least.
>>69407249
Those would be fine unless they decided to hold up in them for some reason.
Mexico city is the cut off point.
>>69406955
We should have at least taken Baja California
>>69406330
It may be full of slums and ugly turds like you. But we can exploit it correctly.
>>69407230
>could they mantain control ofthe population?
what are gas chambers?
It's our rightful clay
>Indians Cherokee vs Aztecas
Pretty fun stuff!
>>69406120
No need to, offer us green card and the land is yours.
>>69406330
>invade mexico
>land full of beaches and oil
>dominate the oil market
>turn mexico into an industrial resort
cmon man the mexicans are fucking retards, they are basically owned by one guy
>>69407230
> what would your government do with this land
Probably sell it piece-by-piece to individuals and organizations.
The Southerners were most lustfully looking at it as prospective territory for expansion of planting, especially cotton which took a toll on the soil since they were shitty when it came to crop rotation practices.
>could they mantain control ofthe population?
It's not unheard of for the federal troops to massacre groups of protesting or dissident citizens - black, white, or otherwise.
The US also waged a bloody war in the Philippines to stifle resistance to its colonialism, only setting it free after WW2 a half century later.
Controlling Mexico wouldn't have been beyond the realm of possibility, especially if the "settlers" were predominantly Scots Irish southerners - the cultural precursor to niggers that killed anything at the drop of a hat.
>>69407479
Imagine the amount of shore patrolling we'd have to deal with.
>>69409855
get
>>69410022
Praise kek
>>69407840
>>69406120
only reason not to is "muh feelings"
we could just genocide the locals and move in Americans. Mexico would very quickly become one of the safest most prosperous regions on the planet
>>69409855
>>69410022
>>69410199
3 dubs in a row
>>69406120
that would be kind of rude desu
Can you invade us instead?
Lots of oil, miss universes and baseball players!
>>69410893
Hey man do you need some toilet paper?
>>69406120
Because Murrifats know we would DEFEAT them soundly and then march into Washington DC and hoist our flag in the burning remains of their recihstag aka the Capitol as Barack Obama commits suicide in his fuhrerbunker.
>>69406330
we dont we invade the falklands?
>>69411187
Your airforce consists almost entirely of propeller airplanes.
>>69411187
We don't want your rapefugees Paco, don't kid yourself.
>>69411307
Churro powered propeller airplanes.
>Implying you're ready
[La Cucaracha intensifies]
>>69406330
Saca la vela
>>69406330
Lol, you Falklands cucks are something else.
>>69411307
It doesn't matter, this would be a gorilla warfare anyway
>>69406249
We should clarify, when he meant "We", he meant everyone but Canada. Sorry
>>69411619
Top kek
Good luck. We'll Blitzkrieg your ass so fast Poland will feel it.
>>69406120
You need us when the Muzzies infiltrate your country, we will remove kebab from within just like we do with blacks already.
>>69406120
Nothing to gain
Remember? The wall?
>>69412038
Thats the stupidest reason to allow mass illegal immigration I've ever heard.
>>69412084
See
>>69406409
>>69406713
>>69408259
>>69411843
>Defeated in Irak
>Defeated in Vietnam
Sure you will
>>69411187
Nice power fantasy, but tomorow morning im gonna wake up in the United States of America and you're gonna wake up in the 3rd world
If you guys are going to invade help taking theyr shitty cable and phone companies out of here they're basicaly latino jews ffs.
Can i join the party?
>>69412293
Still a kisless virgin tho
>>69412252
>defeated in Vietnam
We won every single decisive battle in the Vietnam war. We were tearing vietcong ass up.
>defeated in Iraq
Zoz
>>69412403
huh, first at all take charge of Faklands argie friend.
>>69412498
F- 53% needs more effort!
-see me after class
>>69406409
By that logic we should be balls deep in Canada no Mexico you racebaiting shill.
>>69412828
Same with the FARCs colombian bro
>>69413190
We'll annex Canada too soon enough. Don't you worry your poor easily offended head anon.
>>69406120
Why don't you invade Canada?
>plz invade
>>69406120
Because it's not (yet) profitable to do so. What we need to to is to drai Mexico of Mexicans somehow. Throwing them out at sea or inside a volcano. Nukes, whatever, something. The drug war can only kill so many Mexicans a year.
>>69412846
Kek salty burger
>>69413598
We probably should do it before Weedman does too much damage.
>>69407230
Again, massive gigantic cockroach concentration camps around Mexico city. Pretty sure we can for +150mil mexicans in there.
>>69413214
Je my argie bro, they will be part of the past, just like M-19 did.
>>69406409
>>69406713
>>69407487
>>69408259
>>69412630
>it's the jew that always screw others for economic reasons guise!!1 not us! we are job providers! #whitegenocide #whitesaregoodboys #wedidnotdoanything
The eternal ango, ladies and gentlemen.
It's nice you show your true colors, Murrika. I admire you for that and I'm sure you'd do a better job running this country than our current faggots on charge. Also, dollars.
I, for one, would welcome our gringo overlords.
