Especially twee and/or feelgood stories
This was a big story round my way a few days ago
#blackpigsmatter
>Man climbs tree
>Becomes tree king
>>69394753
>feel good
top kek.
show it those muzzies
>>69394753
http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-lehighvalley/some-charges-tossed-against-accused-semen-thrower/38762910
>>69396686
>youths
There's that fucking word again
This is one of the most famous local newspapers
The story is about some football hooligans chimping out and wrecking shit up. According to the article they were being scorted by the police prior to the chimp out but when shit got real the cops didn't do shit.
The newspaper is called "Q'hubo" which would be something like "Wazzup" in english
Walmart Money
Guys been missing forever, disappeared without a trace. There was a huge search involving the military, lots of locals, and police. Never found a body or anything but I guess the case is being reopened.
>>69395250
Long live Tree King. King of Cascadia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h25SOILZs8
>>69394753
need that picture of men vs woman for photos
http://www.modbee.com/news/article69097652.html
>>69394753
why do women always do it?
>>69397786
right here buddy, 1st thing i thought when i saw it
Nice try, FBI.
>>69397910
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
IT'S HAPPENING
>Breaking News
>Severe thunderstorm watch
>>69394753
Nothing new
HAPPENING!
SW PA, Fayette County
interesting
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/tom-mulcair-donald-trump-fascist-1.3513166?cmp=rss
Just the usual failed leader trying to stay relevant. What's his name again?
>>69398485
Ban assault vehicles!
>>69396987
use your reading comprehension lol
>>69398637
jack layton?
>>69398485
Every time it rains, idiots think they can still drive 80 down the road and get themselves rekt
>>69400052
Every time it rains here there's at least 4 accidents in the morning
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-puertorico-debt-congress-idUSKCN0WW015
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/30/business/dealbook/politicians-latest-plan-to-rescue-puerto-rico-is-met-with-disdain.html
>>69397840
Why is Modesto the home to the most petty, retarded crime ever? I remember not too long ago about some cokehead bursting into a Denny's and trying to chop his arm off with a butter knife because he thought he shot up a bubble of air.
>>69398985
fucking little old ladies
>>69400969
Full of tweakers man, I live out on one of the almond orchards and tweaker steal shit all the time.
Shoobe doobe doo wawa
Twelve spics calling themselves a 'cartel' arrested
Trump can't come soon enough.
Southern Missouri reporting in
>>69401839
Sounds like he was trying to make a point about how guns are tools just like anything else.
Here ya go
http://katv.com/news/local/lr-woman-shot-and-killed-in-front-of-her-child
>>69394753
>>69398586
Kek
>>69397910
> Look at me! Not at that thing!
> Except you creepy virgins, if I see this pic on 4chan I'll sue the internet and win
another Pedophile committed suicide in prison, such an odd phenomena how all pedophiles commit suicide in prison. ;)
>>69397666
Checked, here's your (You)
>>69394753
You go to the college? I think I might know you.
>>69397666
holy fuck absolutely checked
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/darlington/14386790.Generous_Darlington_students_help_Syria_s_starving/
>>69394753
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/man-arrested-after-following-woman-home-in-phoenix
>chimps follow woman home
>>69396886
what the fuck
We got this serious and respected news site/newspapers that is quite all right. Howewer, local branch from our 2nd biggest city write about the most petty and retarded stuff possible all the time. I wont post links on screens since you wouldn't understand anyway, just post few examples that I remember
>Tree stump caught on fire, firemen came and put it off
>Woman "saved" wild rabbit from fox, called the police to caught the fox
>Firemen were called to dark smoke coming from flat window, when they arrived they realized it was just burned schnitzels on a pan
>Someone throw out mattress on a road (yes, that's all)
>Drunken man fell (yes, that's all)
>woman believed she saw Ibis bird that escaped from zoo, turned out it was plastic bag
>woman though she has giant snake in her garden, turns out it was garden hose
>woman called police and said she has giant spider in her house, turns out it was mold of dust
I swear they have terrorist threating them that he will detonate a bomb unless they'll post something every 15 minutes, those retards really write about absolutely anything
>>69396060
thought it was Forest Whitaker for a second
>>69397910
females are greedy bitches
that man only wants one object but the girl thinks she's entitled to two
>>69398497
BUTLER
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>>69394753
>PC Clement
Got in Himmel!
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/comedian-katt-williams-facing-charges-for-fight-with-teen/183819947
I'm getting sick of hearing about this nig every week.
>>69394753
Heist for 16 tons of yogurt.
>>69403113
Fucking skellys
>>69404710
ISIS needs that yogurt to make halal gains in the gym
:^)
Refugees leaving the country because they don't like Fins
>>69394753
Mostly just beach drunks and redneck shit
http://m.jacksonville.com/community/shorelines/2015-04-10/story/beaches-police-briefs-security-camera-records-neighborly#article=6809A8163AC9BDA43CBA207025762FB3E7CB
#refugeesWelcome
"Deport2/3´rdOfOurNationsRacistsForRefugees
>>69394753
Story from a week ago about a successful book drive.
http://www.thonline.com/news/dubuque/article_44e913ed-ba4b-5a57-9498-1629a7a493c6.html
This was the front page article of the city paper that day.
... God I love living in a small town.
>>69397424
>America de Cali
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>69394753
http://www.news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/concerns-raised-over-jimmy-johns-worker-hopping-train
Awesome
>>69394753
>>69394753
Holy shit OP. I'm from Hayling Island!
>>69397666
Thank you tree satan
Can't wait to leave this shithole and go back West
http://abc11.com/news/man-who-ran-naked-from-courthouse-recaptured/1259202/
>>69404261
Lawrence county over here. Woo!
>>69394753
that's a cute oinker
>>69398985
I'd be mad if that was my shop. Is it possible to sue the driver's family for lost business?
>>69410795
she'd be cuter without the acne, shame
>>69401243
underrated
The Hull Daily Mail everyone...
>>69411880
How else would you know you're safe from those pesky eggers?
>>69397666
Good old Washington, the Evergreen State: home of Starbucks, Grunge, the worst team in the MLB, and our own form of organic, free trade fucking crazy.
Wouldn't trade it for the world.
>>69394753
This used to be a nice area until illegal beans became 60% of population.
>>69397654
you may be interested in the book series Missing: 411 by David Paulides. many people have disappeared without a trace like this. pic related is an old map, there are way more than this. its about unsolved missing persons cases analyzed by a former cop. no speculation as to the cause, but the has identified several hotspots where these incidents occur.
>>69394753
>>69414213
California is like one long ley line of missing. California universities also figure prominently in David McGowan's Programmed To Kill.
gotta love georgia
>>69414394
yes David Paulides mostly stuck to rural areas and National Parks (which cover up these disappearances and keep no database...) but in the most recent books he tackles disappearances in cities and universities.
this shit happens everywhere but it's too easy to dismiss college kids as being drunk idiots.
scary shit, but it's nice to know there are mysteries out there.
>>69394753
From the front page of the website of a big news outfit where I live. It's not even fucking local news! ...And it's fluff and who gives a shit!?
...I hate the goddamn south.
>>69397910
came to this thread just to see this picture
thanks anon
Jimmies= rustled
>>69414690
In other news: this.
...No wonder we're all fucking alcoholics in this state.
Just...
In the medieval times, our flag was a fucking cow. Nothing has changed.
http://komonews.com/news/local/mom-grandmother-charged-after-auburn-toddler-eats-meth
>>69415030
I highly recommend the book series. It's just a collection of missing persons cases. No bullshit.
It will scare the fuck out of you honestly. I can't look at a mountain or a river the same. I've searched for years into paranormal phenomenon. but it's all full of speculation and lies. David's work is top notch.
>>69398297
Johnson county, you?
>>69415298
So who lied about the sexual assault? That is, who should be going to jail?
>>69415395
>It will scare the fuck out of you honestly.
Probs not, I've read a lot of true crime stuff.
>I've searched for years into paranormal phenomenon.
"Paranormal" is a fancy word for bullshit. Come on, man. We live in a world of pragmatism, not fantasy.
Either way, I'll take your recommendation. I read a lot, so it's always good to find new shit to digest.
>>69415583
Doesn't even say. Shit article.
He probably did it.
>>69415409
post that vid
>>69394753
Apparently the republican national convention is expecting such a high degree of protestors they needed to have the national guard provide security.
http://www.cleveland.com/rnc-2016/index.ssf/2016/03/cleveland_hires_broker_for_pro.html#incart_river_index
>>69416041
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=136_1457979707
>>69415789
unsolved and unexplainable crime? that's the scary part.
this one case, a father is watching his children play hide and seek. one of his kids hides in a bush. the game ends and they call for everyone to come out of hiding. the kid that was hiding in the bush has vanished. the kid is later found several miles up a mountain.
Paranormal just means we don't know how it happens. As I said, he doesn't speculate. This information comes from police reports btw. I wouldn't go out of my way to recommend some basic paranormal book, this one is different. Cutting edge really.
>>69398985
mambo no. 5
>>69416326
actually you should just search David Paulides on youtube, he does a lot of interviews where he explains the type of cases that are in the books. the books can't be downloaded, so you'll want to have a preview before investing money.
I was right under this bad boy just prior to pic related. Passed right over me. Didn't even bother to stop shitposting. Only interesting thing in the news today, or the past month for that matter.
Ohio here. Prepare to laugh your ass off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ6yaJzvgew
Feelgood story? Alright
>Body of missing fisherman found
>Trial opened for mom charged in toddler's death
>Arrest made in parking lot killing
>Bank robber walks out of jail, leads to review of jail procedures
>Police investigate narcotics-related killing
>Police investigating man found dead in creek
Oh here we go
>Coast Guard rescues man, dog from burning sailboat
>>69403495
>taking credit for an australian shitposter
>>69417291
>A serial pooper is on the prowl in Ohio.
>The devious defecator has disgustingly dumped his own dung on, around and inside at least 19 cars in Akron over the last two years.
>The victim, who's not been named, had been hit seven times.
>His picture shows the mystery bowel movement bandit squatting over the hood with his pants down — while looking directly into the lens.
>Jacob Karam, who's also been targeted a number of times, said he hoped the culprit would be caught.
>"He did it on the hood every time," he told News Channel 5.
>"And then the one time he took it and he smeared it all over the hood, the windshield, the mirrors, the window, the door handles, and the gas tank covering," he added.
>A squirrel attacks into a house and pees on a religious icon
>>69416659
>the books can't be downloaded
Nobody has uploaded them yet? I find that hard to believe.
>>69396987
>removed their headdresses
The victims were muds. Plus, you think any western media would say that whites were racially vilified buy cultural enrichers?
>>69417295
Man, what would we do without the Coast Guard? Those are the REAL heroes of America.
>Try to find local feelgood story
>Police apologise for CS gassing children
>GoT cast almost killed in rockslide
>Bunch of stuff about the IRA
Fuck sake. Here's a video of a wake down south of the border instead. It's about as feelgood as I can find in my local newspaper.
https://vimeo.com/160353693
>>69417479
Think they make this stuff news to profane religion and to keep Finns atheistic?
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/peeping-tom-suspect-arrested-at-annapolis-mall/38762738
>>69404261
Pittsburgh checking in
>>69394753
We drought now
Hydro power is not the future
Holy fuck, some niggers got killed in Atlanta today.
Suck it rest of Canada
>>69397666
Check'd
>>69394753
rofl
>>69414690
That's awesome, I taught my dog to pray as well.
Doesn't belong in the news I guess.
>>69417546
i searched all over and ended up just buying them. figure i'll convert them to ebook myself eventually.
he's making a movie on these cases, should be released this summer. groundbreaking stuff, watch out for it. Missing 411 the movie.
>>69394753
Business as usual.
The news sucks, but at least we got killer mugshots.
>>69419442
Do it, a lot of people will love you if you make a good release.
All I can find are some camera pics of a few pages.
>>69420237
I'm sure there are a lot of people that would like to download them. Perhaps when this school semester is over I'll find the time. If I upload them it'll be on the pirate bay.
he's done a ton of interviews, check them out on youtube.
>>69419896
Heh
I never check stl news
Its too boring here besides the occasional dindu interview, but those get old
Glad to see our boys in blue keeping us safe from the weeaboos.
