How can American birds even compete?
Nobody is arguing against your terrifying wildlife
>>69388072
Gentleman the call of the big dangerous american bald eagle:
(spoiler: hes a fag)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlq2kcYQcLc
>>69388072
How can Australian men even compete?
>>69388588
Fucking roasted.
>>69388072
You call that an eagle, mate.
>>69388072
>only eats small fish
like this little fish?
https://youtu.be/hecXupPpE9o
Shoobe doobe doo wawa
By relying on factual representations of themselves, and not having to exaggerate or outright lie about their attributes. Enjoy deluding yourselves, Yuropoors and Commonwealth cucks.
Spoiler: The American bald eagle has a larger potential wingspan, similar weight, and has the benefit of experiencing actual freedom.
>>69388588
>the soaring, strong kiwi eagle
>>69388588
hitler dubs bringing the heat
>>69388280
pretty nice call desu
The bald eagle is just a metaphor really... Jews ((White) with gold (wealth, etc.) in their heads - the beak, with the mass of Brown underneath. Gold mind uptop with the mass of Brown doing all the physical labor. Once again proving ILLUMINATI CONFIRM
Someone post the German one
>>69388280
FUCKIN KEK
it's the Ben Shapiro of the bird world
>>69390033
its nice i agree, but i also believe the eagle in question is a juvenile
WHERE WAS YOUR AUSTRALIAN EAGLES IN YOUR WAR AGAINST EMU'S YOU FUCKS
>this thread again
Let me save you some time and mention the Harpy Eagle
Everybody try to kill you in Australia,
I don't know how you make to sleep without the fear to be bite by some venomous spider/snake.
I went to fucking shit tier countries on this topic (Egypt/Guatemala/countryside China/Mauritius) but it's nothing to the living nightmare in your country.
>>69388072
>aussie bird shitposts in eaglese
>>69388072
> MFW the endless shitposting of the aussies is increasing my sympathy for them.
>>69390773
How do people in sleep in France without fear of being blown up by mudshit?
>>69388280
Kek
>>69388072
That's all puny bullshit, the Russian eagle has two heads
>>69390924
Daily reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian...
>>69390240
nah its just that the bald eagle scream gets editted pretty much everywhere since it isn't american enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48vn7Q0W1Ls
they use the red tail hawks scream in movies and such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77_oa_Cyw3g
>>69389537
That takes me back
>>69388588
fucking savage m8
https://youtu.be/hV3ajQRniNg
Fucking big seagull, man.
>>69388072
Bald eagles hunt deer m8
>>69392259
damn. Got him in the eyes too. based fuckin bird.
>>69388588
>Implying the almighty cassowary isn't the most badass bird australia has to offer
>"He goes for your throat, stomach or groin"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPVVdg8noc
Peregrine falcon > any eagle, anyway.
>Adapted to urban centers
>Eat urban pests like pigeons
>Dive into your ass at 390 km/h
>Known to attack eagles if they fuck around their territories
https://youtu.be/mozO3F8yNeE
https://youtu.be/HULWf8GFjb0
>>69388072
left:a cool animal that can be domesticated
right:a fucking asshole animal that will eat your eye and kill you
Is Crocodile Dundee pretty accurate?
>>69393052
Canada does not have an official national bird. Provinces have provincial ones. Best ones are Alberta's Great Owl and Quebec's Snowy Owl. Look at that classy motherfucker.
>>69392259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGyrRAqB5PM
>>69388675
I roasted one about two weeks ago
>>69393527
Awwww he's so pretty!! I just saved the img cause it made me laugh. I'm from a state where Canadian Geese live year round. I fucking hate those goddamn things.
>>69388072
Forgot:
American Bald Eagle
- can stump Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41aZX5ijVM
![[Underwater-FFF] Saki Zenkoku-hen - The Nationals - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][34C4A149].mkv_snapshot_09.55_[2015.04.07_22.12.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EPHasmF.jpg "[Underwater-FFF] Saki Zenkoku-hen - The Nationals - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][34C4A149].mkv_snapshot_09.55_[2015.04.07_22.12.42].jpg")
>>69389811
>>69393056
Kiwis are so damn cute
>>69394021
Fuck TIME magazine. They picked Merkel when this photoshoot was going on.
>>69394207
They also lay a egg nearly as big as them.
>>69393052
the sad thing is that child support is THE only shit that get people arrested in this shithole
>>69393052
Red breasted robins are based as fuck, they take on larger birds, and often win, by pecking at their necks to sever the spinal column. They're also a major source of left wing butthurt (apparently).
>>69394745
Keep telling yourself that, bongistan
>>69394745
well shit man. looks like a lot of your birds do that.
http://www.arkive.org/house-sparrow/passer-domesticus/video-12.html
>no wonder some of you guys went to Australia. guess you guys really like vicious things that can kill you.
>>69395922
Red Breast Robins are very friendly to humans. In fact if you are gardening they will get very close so they get the unearthed treats.
They're fucking viciously territorial to other birds, almost as if they have an islander mentality. Plus the red coat. They really are our avian kin.
>>69396527
These birds are LITERALLY SATAN.
Love them though.
>>69388072
We could at least win a war against our birds if need be.
>>69388588
Checked. Also dont worry. Canada has like 500 national birds. We cant make up our fucking mind about what we think is the coolest.
>>69388675
They make nice jerky tbhfam
>>69396751
Chat shit get banged
Thomas jeffersin said the turkey was a bad idia for a meem it gives us the image of a peace full people we should go for the eagle it steals everything that it;snt naled down
>>69395922
I miss Steve.
He managed to pull even crazier shit than this while acting like a real human bean.
>>69388072
We were literally one vote away from it being the turkey
>>69388588
B E A K E D
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It is understandable ausfailia worships the bird daddy.
>>69388588
TOO SOON.
I lost both my grandfathers to the Emucaust. Neither of them lived to see puberty.
>>69389368
Jungle animals need not apply. I'll take the outback any day. That rain forrest circle of life is too fucking violent for me.
>>69389770
Plus it has the castle doctrine.
>>69388280
Sounds like freedom.
>>69396854
Underrated.
>>69390253
Fighting on the sides of the bird brethren.
Auatralian wildlife status: uncucked.
>>69390773
>Worried about snakes and spiders.
We have much worse wildlife trying to kill you in your sleep. Pic related.
>>69388588
OOHHHHHH!!!
>>69400065
Come on, mate. You haven't lived until you see a harpy eagle crush a heard.
>>69388072
I'm suppose to take Banter from the Aussiesissys who lost a bird war?
>>69388072
Friendly reminder that ausfags lost an actual war versus birds.
>>69393454
No.
A more accurate representation of outback gentleman would be pic related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT2qFx9iSlM
>>69401156
It. Was. A. Draw.
>>69393052
kek at the imperial eagle.Long live europa.
>>69393177
>peregrine falcon
>bald eagle
pick one you blithering faggot.
>>69388072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9G6WCsfoow
lost to birds.
>>69401488
Can't win em all, bud
>Circlejerking around some wild unrefined birds
Comfiest bird coming through
>>69388221
First post best post
>>69393078
Kevin!
>>69388072
>fucks you
>fucks your mum
>fucks kangaroos off the face of the earth
suck it.
>>69403404
Dear god, can we stir-fry that thing back to extinction? I mean damn it is UGLY.
>>69403843
>Can't appreciate the greatness of based Condor andino
>Somehow thinks his manlet eagle is the greatest because 'murica
Don't worry, you can still be forgiven as long as you show your devotion to following the ancient ways of El Cóndor
>>69403843
They have no feathers on their head because they plunged it into the anus of cadavers (one of the softest part of a cadaver with rigor mortis) and feathers might get messy.
>>69396854
>>69400317
You guys realise the whole Emu thing is a meme right?
>>69393078
This is essentially waiting for "U wot m8"
>>69403704
Is that a JSF?
> can't fly
>can't shoot
>already hacked and stolen by the chinese
I think they look pretty cool
>>69404565
M8, your bird looks like it got a brazilian for its head. It even has giblets that look like a pair of flattened testicles on it's HEAD.
It's an interesting sight to behold, but I'm really hoping it tastes better than it looks, cuz that thing could seriously crack some mirrors.
>>69393527
Newfoundland's Atlantic Puffin is cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sars13D-PU
>>69388072
Can confirm, one wedge tail tried to take my dog
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