>“Look,” Trump replied, “I didn’t start it.”
>“Sir, with all due respect, that’s the argument of a five-year-old,” Cooper said.
>“It is not,” Trump replied. “It is not!”
>“The argument of a five-year-old is, ‘He started it’!” Cooper said.
The manbabies on /pol/ support a literal manbaby. It's cute. Anywy belts, shoelaces, etc. you know the drill
>During last night’s CNN-hosted Republican town hall in Milwaukee there was a funny, and perhaps even cathartic, exchange between Anderson Cooper and Donald Trump over Trump’s hounding of Ted Cruz’s wife, which culminated with Cooper telling Trump he was acting like a child while Trump insisted that he wasn’t acting like a child.
>>69383627
If there is one thing 5 year old children know, its what's fair and isn't fair. They may not understand why things aren't fair but they know when something is unfair.
this is exactly why 5 year old children say "he started it", usually because they are in the right. I mean, it's like saying we shouldn't fight enemies because they started killing us because that's what 5 year old's do.
This cooper fellow pisses me off. Hope a kiwi nibbles his dick off.
EXCUSE ME
Why is "he started it" always dismissed as a childish argument? It seems like a perfectly legitimate argument. We've all been in a situation where someone starts some shit, we retaliate, and then people go after us for the retaliation and we say, "but he started it." Everyone has been there. In their adulthood. I don't see how it's not a legit response.
>>69384333
>excused
praise kek
>>69383627
>name calling
Not an argument
>>69383627
>you're not allowed to defend yourself
>if you do, defending your choice to defend yourself will be called childish
Liberals, I tell ya what.
>>69384395
plus, trump BARELY retaliated. he retweeted a pic. in response to cruz doing a full-blown ad by his super-pac
*hey guys authoritarian intellectual elitist argument that literally cannot be refuted*
Hilary, failed College mathematics, failed stem and Geology, failed french language class. Realized her strengths was humanities and lit and politics.
Trump Finances, mathmatics, statistics and history buff. But uses common speak, and not rhetoric or lying.
Hey guys!! This guy knows things logically and mathmatically! He can't lie or make rhetoric like Hilary! He actually uses history and numbers, with reasoning!
OMG EXPOSE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUfESBd8R-Q
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird
You guys just can't let go over that power in the establishment can you? You gotta go back.
Anderson is double agent.
Clinton News Network bushwhacking attack failed to stump. Jesus Christ, punish people for illegally pulling out babies at home leading to enforce actual laws that both help and preserve life of the woman pregnant?
Fuck that is sexist.
Can't Stump.
Clinton news network run scripted audience asking fake questions meme.exe.
FAIL.
>>69384208
Wow, England sent its best and brightest down there, didn't they?
>>69384395
IS this not why we got into world war one and the same argument as the ME with 911
>>69383627
Why does anyone deal with CNN? They're the shittiest publication in history.
>>69384395
>be invaded
>Huns kill all your friends
>start killing back
>"why are you killing??"
Huns started it. It's a perfectly valid argument. The only reason we say it is for children is because we sometimes don't care who started it as is the case for dumb arguments between kids. In this case it is important to address who started the nasty exchanges so that we can punish those who break the peace.
>>69383627
Yet Cooper will say Trump is "inciting violence"; code for "Trump started it".
>>69384908
Because by their code.
You do not be honest about it.
>>69383627
Well saying "he started it" is perfectly acceptable when a nigger pulls out a knife, begins lunging, and you shoot him in the head.
Argue against that anti-trumpers.
Protip, you can't.
>>69384967
Because some independents still watch it and they still decide elections
>>69384395
There are alternative ways to handle something like that, rather than responding in kind.
>>69384763
We are the best and brightest despite our heritage not because of it. Judging by your flag it is of no surprise why our nation is superior to yours in every way but the bad ways.
>>69383627
Drumpf is a fucking clown
>>69384758
i like you, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzWKP7KY5CI
let him fight for the sake of fighting.
As are ad hominem attacks, specky.
>kaufman
always right
how the fuck is this even worthy of a news article? clickbait is beyond cancer. if someone instigates you then it's the natural response to react to it.
>>69385313
Lmao you live on a shitty island and your GDP isn't even among the top 50. No wonder you're a Trump supporter, you aren't living in reality.
>>69385655
A
FUCKING
LEAF
Off topic a little but am i the only one who thinks anderson cooper is a qt3.14? My goodness! And when he laughs...
>>69383627
That was the quote of the night for me. He literally blew the fuck out of Donald Trump,
>>69383627
TRump confirmed for being a 'late' lucky bastard
/pol/tards wish they were like him because they are also 'late' and 'special'
>>69385837
fuck off anderson you're an ugly son of a bitch.
>>69385231
>literally nobody has an argument against this
>>69386022
confirmed 'late'
>>69385901
>he started it
but that's the US's justification for WW2
>>69383627
Can't find the proper place to put this so I'll put it here
>/pol/ supports Trump
>Trump is a degenerate (lied and cheated on his wives)
>Thus, /pol/ supports degeneracy
Having less than a billion dollars is the estate of a 5 year old
>>69383627
>literal manbaby
well hey if real men can't run successful businesses and make BILLIONS then whatever give me a baby
>>69386207
People are trying to say you can't defend yourself when somebody starts something. Idiots.
>>69385655
Two Islands make our grand nation you hoari poof.
Probably drank too much maple syrup mate, it's tainted your brain. Probably why your flag is so shit.
>“Sir, with all due respect, that’s the argument of a five-year-old,” Cooper said.
>"Sir, with all due respect"
What a literal faggot (confirmed). Can't even say it directly.
>>69384480
He didn't call Trump any names. He said Trump's argument is the argument of a five-year-old. You're projecting.
>>69385013
>>69385231
>comparing invading armies and assault to throwing insults over twitter
This is also ironic because Trump is always the one to criticize and insult people but when others do the same he complains a lot about it.
>>69386663
because they literally always start it.
>>69386663
Ther is nothing wrong with responding to an insult with another insult.
>A liberal patronizes a man and calls him a child
Whoa! That's a surprise! I've never seen this happen before!
>Doing this in front of an audience of liberals backing them up.
Whoa! Whoa there.
>>69386829
it's a once in a thousand year phenomenon!
>>69386427
Isn't just a courtesy to do that when giving someone you don't really know criticism?
>>69386647
At best it's an analogy, also a shit argument. But he's basically just name calling. Also you don't know what projection is.
>>69386829
>children know what gender they should be
>but children never make good arguments
>>69385655
Canada, you're the shittiest cousin ever. I wish Australia was in this thread so they could show how to act properly.
>>69386426
>A
>FUCKING
>FERN
>>69387238
>Also you don't know what projection is.
you're projecting again
>>69387301
>A
>FUCKING
>FAGGOT
>PM
>>69387194
"That’s the argument of a five-year-old" isn't exactly a counter-argument.
>>69387400
you are actually retarded m8
>>69387301
>A
>FUCKING
>FAGGOT
>NATION
>>69383627
>assuming that because a 5 year old does it that it is wrong
Just because we brainwash our children to be cucks and not retaliate doesn't mean it's wrong to retaliate. You're basically another dyke school administrator.
Retaliation is important to prevent further attacks.
>>69383627
Glad somebody called him out, Trump is so easily baited
This Cooper shill seems like a good goy. Fits into the system well.
>>69387498
Keek, I spoke too soon. Well done.
>>69387400
Here (you) go
>>69387478
I don't know the context of the debate but nothing about presidential elections is good
It's literally 95% shit slinging and empty promises and 5% actual policy
>>69384208
>5 year olds know what's fair
liberals: YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO FIGHT BACK THATS WHAT 5 YEAR OLDS DO!!!! WAAAAH
this is why muslims and niggers are running rampant over your liberal refugee welcome shitholes
>>69386796
Not always true
>>69386804
There are multiple instances where that's not true, especially if you call yourself a christian.
>>69387478
Pointing out childish behavior is an argument in itself.
This is extremely funny coming from the same place that makes fun of liberals and their childish behavior constantly.
>it's fine when we do it
Oh right, I forgot that's the right wing motto
>>69383627
>Palenstein bombs Israel
>"Oy vey - it's like anudda shoah"
>UN: "We are deeply concerned with your behavior Palensteinberg"
>"he started it"
>>69383627
ya, USA should have never went to war, so what if japan "started it"
>>69387940
mostly true.
sure there are a couple instances, but you would be grasping for straws.
>>69386426
Oh, interesting, no one gives a shit.
Is this supposed to make me not vote Trump now? lol
>>69383627
>someone tries to kill you
>kill them first
Its justified because they started it.
Fuck all of you, John Kasich is the only person that can be trusted to be Commander and Chief at this point. Jeb Bush was the the best and you Trump faggots ruined him >:(
>>69385655
Don't insult small island nations you cunt or i'll hook you in the fucking gabber
>>69385648
they take a frivilous 5 second clip of trump then turn it into a whole article
@69387576
Fuck off, Trump supporter faggot!
>>69387301
>>69388059
How can you be such a faggot nation now? In WW2 you were actually good.
Now you're more Chinese than we are and we've had those yellow devils here since we started.
>>69387449
I'd attack your leader but no one knows who the fuck it is because it doesn't matter.
>>69383627
>he started
>casus belli is for children just be a submissive faggot like me
>>69384763
Smart criminals will exploit the dumb ones.
>>69383627
The whole "he wronged me" is the entire basis of our legal system
That's not a 5 year old's argument at all you flaming homo
>>69387825
I don't care about policies anymore. Fucking politicians false advertise their platform and have 0 accountability if not implemented as promised.
>>69387940
When exactly is it not acceptable to insult somebody for insulting you? I'm curious.
>>69383627
DESU "he started it" is the basis for all legitimate geopolitical conflict.
What does this cuck Anderson expect Trump to do? Let Cruz make jokes about his wife?
He should be turning his ire on Cruz for being a retard in the first place.
Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper.
>>69383627
How is "he started it" not a fair argument? Just cause a child says something doesn't mean it isn't right.
>>69387576
I hear children these days don't even get into schoolyard fights over who is the best ninja turtle.
>>69388228
wew lad
>>69388736
>Just cause a child says something doesn't mean it isn't right.
Fucking ageist
>>69388059
Your nation is so gay they cum everywhere. That's why nobody buys Canadian goods. It's full of cum. Of course you guys all love it.
Hard to take such a gay nation seriously. Especially a nation of cum guzzling.
>>69388228
low quality bait.
>>69388228
>voting Kasich
Why not vote Hillary instead?
>>69388347
DUDE
>>69383627
Don't be mad that Trump isn't taking your shit without fighting back.
You libcucks think like school teachers in elementary.
>two kids get into an argument
>school blames both of them and says you're both punished, not caring who was victim and aggressor
>victim feels pathetic and helpless cause he can't fight back
>bully feels good cause he gets away with it
This is an amoral approach. The bully deserves to get his ass kicked by the victim who was attacked.
So do I care when Don defends himself against, faggots? Nope. Just doing what's natural.
@69388801
@69388846
Fuck both of you little shits, you're supporting a literal joke candidate who can't even answer questions properly, you're a bunch of autistic retards! Watch last nights town hall, Trump can't answer any questions, Kasich answers all of them properly and in depth. Retard faggots.
>>69383627
>fox
Yep real desirous here
"He started it, I finished it"
>>69388801
btw Trump is:
>pro universal healthcare (better than obamacare)
>weigh anchor baby!
>I forget, vaguely anti
>2nd Amendment expansion
>okay with fag marriage
So 2/5 in common.
>>69388841
Choice Bro
>>69388888
WEED
(QUINTS CONFIRMED, LEAF IS SHIT NATION)
>>69388888
Such a waste....
>>69388347
Better to be a silent great man than a loud gay man.
Auzzie leaders have taken this great saying from NZ to heart. Clearly the leafs have yet to learn this.
>>69388762
you could probably find two adults on this website who would fight over who the best ninja turtle is
@69388866
Just fucking kill yourself, John Kasich is the only true representation of the republican party (that's in right now, Jeb Bush was amazing also), he's not a bigot or a retard bigot.
>>69389084
>@69388801
>@69388846
For anyone who's been paying attention, his whole campaign has been about hitting back and not being a cuck. Why would he act any different when it comes to his family? 5 year old or not, he's gonna hit you if you hit first; fuck turning the other cheek.
But isn't that argument the whole argument against Hitler?
>why did you destroy Europe and give half of it to the Soviets?
>baww Hitler started it baww
>>69389121
He's Pro competition in healthcare. Fuck off.
>>69388888
ya blew it
>>69383627
bomb threat at op's school get in here >>69385946
>>69389084
Kasich just rambles on to different topics, he was asked about cuba and switches to iraq in 3 seconds
>>69385313
>Judging by your flag it is of no surprise why our nation is superior to yours in every way but the bad ways.
He's a Canuck who strayed too close to our borders it sounds like.
>>69385231
I agree, trading insults is at least a little bit like defending yourself from deadly physical assault. In both cases, the repercussions of not actively defending yourself are truly dire.
>>69389237
You are proving your nation is 1/3 retard and the rest of you fags to be gay. Because clearly you fall into the Retard category here is the math:
Canada= 1/3 Retard 2/3 Faggot.
An unfortunate statistic for your mistake of a country but it's the reality we live in.
>>69385655
>you aren't living in reality.
and bernie supporters are?
>>69383627
Isn't "he started it!" literally the story of the last decade and a half of constant war you've been enjoying?
>>69389561
love it when the off brand countries fight
>>69389084
All he does is try and act like he's the only grown up in the room, despite his perpetual bedhead. Also, he's a Repub pawn from a shit state.
>>69389255
Trump has openly stated he's pro-single payer healthcare in the USA.
Do you need me to provide source or are you too lazy to look stuff up for yourself.
>>69389604
yea, like germany and belgium
>>69388888
>>69389688
Top kek
>>69389688
Some times Off Brand is just repackaged pro brands in a convenient and well priced package without the fancy crap. Unlike Canada. Pure shit.
Canada is the equivalent of those cheap fake chocolate Easter egg brands niggers buy on the cheap. Probably full of gay mans cum too.
>>69389818
are you talking about something he said 20 years ago?
>>69388762
They save that for 4chan.
>>69390120
I'm talking about something he said this election cycle.
>http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/28/trump-pushes-single-payer-healthcare-tax-increase-on-wealthy/
>>69388228
Your not even American. You opinion does not matter.
>>69383627
>thats the argument of a 5 year old
>claim victory
>Trump: "I know you are but what am I?"
ANDERSON COOPER BTFO
>>69390579
Yet his recent healthcare plan doesn't include any provisions that would lead to ''taking care of everyone'' as he claims he will.
The guy does seem quite eclectic and dishonest with many of his statements.
>>69390029
well they did elect weed man
>>69391855
I have the secret of how too.
He eats Kiwi Fruit to sweeten his cum loads. With cum as sweet as a New Zealanders it was a no brainer why the gays elected him.
>>69384208
BRINGING THAT BANTZ
>>69383627
>trump doesnt finish the argument
WOW HES SO WEAK
>trump fires back
WOW WHAT A CHILD
you can never win with these people
>>69383627
>>69383627
When is Milwaukee or whatever the fuck it is voting? Tired of this Rato asshole in the news, he needs to drop out already.
>>69392309
He ded?
>>69392309
>those eyes
>>69392575
Yeah. His aides did him in.
I wanna punch Anderson in his smug face. He won't be able to fight even though I started it.
>>69385354
Thanks bro if you like me take this meme I just made and spread it from real Hilary Propaganda emails.
>>69386663
>he wouldn't defend the honor of his wife
How's it feel to be this much of a cuck?
>Trump gives contradicting statements about nuclear proliferation and federal education
>5yr old kek
Guess which one is on the news?
>>69393022
>nuclear proliferation
Trump's answer was a mess I have to admit.
>federal education
He's been consistent with that. He said over and over that he'll be dismantling common core and leave it to the state.
>BUH THAT'S FEDERAL GUVMINT MEDDLING WITH EDUCATION
Of course it is. You can't really reverse what they did without Federal goverment intervention.
Cooper was angling for the gotcha that never came.
I don't know why he didn't reply to this stunted faggot "at least you have finally finished calling me racist, there is some progress"
Trump just doesn't want to be memed out of existence like Romney or Goldwater were.
It establishes himself as the dominant figure and makes his enemies think twice before attacking.
Thought the CIA would know this.
>>69383627
>eehhmmm, sir, that's what a 5 year old would say
That doesn't make it incorrect, though.
>>69388228
>Hillary with a Dick
Why bother counting the votes?
>>69383627
>japan bombs pearl harbor
>we nuke them and kill thousands
they started it.
whats the difference?
>get whacked
>cry to mommy instead
I'm sure that's the grown up thing to do, instead.
also anderson is in love with hillary
listen to hsow many times he calls her "secretary clinton" and is just like "bernie sanders"
>>69388347
We only know about your tosser because he was the lead in Zoolander
just say " I am defending my campaign and myself against these attacks?
turn it around and make it out like trump is trying to stop all the shit the media keeps throwing his way.
>>69383627
THIS THREAD BTFO FOR THE 5TH TIME 2DAY
>all this Trump dicksucking
wew lad
'He started it!' is a babby-tier nonsense excuse. Trump could have EASILY brushed off the 'attack' on his wife and used it to further degrade Cruz's image, flip the narrative and portray him as the unpresidential one. Instead he starts flinging his own shit like a toddler.
Honestly, /pol/. Defending crap like this is why nobody takes you seriously.
>>69383627
Isn't the argument of a 5-year-old "Is so!" like Anderson Takesitinthepooper made?
>>69388841
>nobody buys Canadian goods
>largest trading partner with the U.S.
>>69395884
THE STEREOTYPE IS CHEETOS, NOT FRITOS YOU FAGGOT
