>wake up
>next to a woman
>walk around house with no pants on
>pour a cup of tea
>look out window
>realize I'm not american
>smile
>>69371872
What if the woman was a chink or sandnigger?
>>69371872
>wake up
>next to man
FTFY OP
>>69372429
>>69371872
>Could be worse, I could be Canadian.
>>69371872
>>69371872
You missed a bit OP
>Walk back over the bed
>You realise its an asian trap
>Proceeds fuck you in the ass while ahmed and jamal fuck your wife in the other room
>>69372587
>next to man
>>69371872
oh yeah Canada, you're really tempting me with that swordy bitch's bounty of fish, apples and a beaver.
Why have I not realized until now that my life would be THAT MUCH BETTER if I only consumed fish, apples, mutton, and wore wool and fur clothing all the time?
plus that sword is fucking crooked you furry, salty bitch
fuck Canada
>>69372830
Not interested in your faggy fantasy Nigel .
>>69372634
Kind of looks like the scenario for Canada day if you gave them Canadian flag shirts.
>>69373079
Whoa !!! Repressed emotions .
>>69373189
>Chinks in britain
Alright canuck back to the cuckhut on the cuckmoose
>>69373296
It all started in Australia . Blame them .
>>69372830
>wife isn't the asian trap
3/10 is the best i can give you
>>69373739
Sorry senpai only had 3 barrels of whiskey today.
>>69371872
>be not canadian
>celebrate with feasts and explosives
What are you doing on an american website anyways? You people are like muslims in Europe.
>>69371872
>1917
when even Canada could be cool
>>69373469
Now , now Nigel . You didn't finish eating your smokey-flavored crisps and David Cameron is on the telly . You don't want to miss that .He's made the U.K. Europe's bitch . Here piggy , piggy !!!
>>69374384
Like America is now !!!
>>69374752
>using a fake magazine cover of a lame duck to make yourself feel better about Trudeau
I pity ye wee faggots.
>>69375635
>feel better about Trudeau
You better hope that Trump wins pal .
>>69371872
is this the canadian nationalism thread? I do hope you all have contacted the official national party to make a better hat and save the white race.
>>69373469
literally the number one nation for immigration to the UK, look it up
>its an "americans resort to the most banal and moronic criticisms of canada's flag to hide the fact that their country is down the fucking tubes and everyone can see it" thread
>>69376239
>Trudeau good
>post insinuates Trudeau bad
Is your weak little brain out of maple syrup? Or did it get fried by reality and all the chinese people that live there?
I LOVE AMERICA AMERICA NUMBER ONE YES AMERICA IS BEST COUNTRY I DONT LIKE CANADA I LOVE AMERICA AMERICANS ARE THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD GO AMERICA
>>69371872
>Woman
>>69377610
This isn't true at all, romans thought blowjobs were gross.
>>69372429
That has to be THE most Canadian looking populace I have ever seen.
On a more serious note are there truly that many seaweed breathed chinks up there?
>>69377805
>reading comprehension
>>69377805
romans literally invented blowjobs, u idjit
>>69378009
vancouver is a chinese embassy no lie. in 06 I did 18 hours in hong hong on layover to India, flying out of Van. the demographics of the two cities were about the same for the white/chinese split. maybe 60/40 in one, 40/60 in the other. at the rate they multiply they've probably caught up now.
The true movement for Canada's brightest future imaginable is in the works. Come be a part of it.
Nationalism, friends.
Email for more information.
>>69378871
nationalist party already exists dipshit
>>69379189
I am aware of that since I am part of it.
>>69371872
>wake up
>be Canadian
>still haven't won a Superbowl
>never been 2 da moon
are you guys even trying?
>>69380747
> wake up
> be american
> be fat
> hurr hurr hurr
>>69380747
>wake up
>be american
>get shot
>wake up
>be american
>get shot
>embrace lichdom
>>69371872
I think you're still dreaming chong
Here I'll fix this for you
>Wake up
>Next to a bottle of syrup
>Smile as you walk over to Tim Hortons
>Refugees come over and ask for more money
>You gladly hand over your wallet in order to not be racist
>They call you a filthy infidel as you head to the atm
>As you start taking cash out trudue walks up behind you
>"Did you pay your healthcare fee's yet?"
>You polity say no as you hand half of your money to him
>Hopefully you'll get that weed soon
>Enter tim hortons
>Ask for a coffee
>realize that the money in your pocket is worth less then the coffee
>"Fucking American's" You mutter under your breath
>As you walk outside without any coffee you get stabbed by ahmed
>Trudue runs up and picks your pockets for the rest of your monopoly money
>"don't worry" He tells you
>"you can see a hospital by next month"
>As you lay bleeding out you thank the gods that at least you're not american
>>69371872
>realize I'm not american
But you are, you live in North AMERICA. By default, you are American.
France, Germany, Spain, Finland, UK. They are all Europeans.
>>69382312
>Canada becomes the world's leading manufacturing center for phylacteries
A daring synthesis.
>>69371872
Be Canadian, Hunt for good meat for the winter.
Fish all spring and summer.
Laugh at city slicks thinking they know a damned thing.
I can wait for Hongcoover to plummet into the Ocean and for Toronto to be under attack
>>69378009
Yes. Major city = Most diverse culture in the fucking world. Most whites you come across are crack heads.
>>69382402
>mfw canada is the gay retarded cousin of America
>>69371872
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>69382402
>Realize that the money in your pocket is worth less than the coffee
kek
>>69382402
Most of that is true but in reality you are much more likely to be killed by Ahmed and don't forget about blm open white killing season .. Have a fun spring / summer !
>>69382402
>stabbed by a NativeNigger would be more accurate
There are weekly pushing daily stabbings where i'm from. Sick motherfuckers all of them.
>>69383837
Some people are trying to make a change.
>>69382402
You forgot the part where the only road in Canada's bridge designed by Female Engineers broke again and you have to detour through America to get back home.
>>69371872
>boobplate
We must stop this sexist representation of women in old political cartoons
>>69384050
They'll be retaliating while you won't be able to
>Be american
>Get shot by a dumb nigger
>Shoot back ,killing them since i'm trained in weaponry
>Go to the Hospital and get admitted immediately
>Get treated by the best MD in the world
>Pay a lot ,but my Private healthcare covers most of it and my high paying job fills the gap
>Be Canadian
>Get stabbed by a Paki
>Bleed out in the street as the faggot police was busy apprehending someone for mispronounce someone
>Budget cut killed the ambulances funds so they come in bikes
>Indian doctor start doing first aid on me
>Get infected by faeces
>Finally arrives to the Hospital
>7 hours queue because Ahmed's family drank a rotting milk bag
>Chun mao cut her hand trying to skin alive a dog
>Trudeau is still having anal leaking
>"At least my hockey team won against Fingolians and swiss mountain jews"
>Bleed out
