What are you gonna name your children /pol/?
>>69361736
black hawk
When you're married to a man named Doug it's a given your kids are also going to have shit names.
>>69361736
Yates, Yardley and Thatcher.
Angus and Percy
Those have to be the worst names I've ever seen
Yardley Kelly
>>69361736
Daquun and Taquenesha
>>69361736
Augustus, Arkan, and Baby Doc.
>>69361736
She named her kid Thatcher?? thats so dumb
>>69361736
I like the name Constantine
>>69361736
saxon, bruce and optimus prime
Chocotaco and Thunderbolt.
Yardley Kelly, future campus director of LGBT activities at Brown University.
KikeKiller A, KikeKiller B, KikeKiller C, KikeKiller D, KikeKiller E, KikeKiller F
MarcusDeKendrix and Lenaquaydasha
>>69361736
Pepto, Ralphie, and Slim.
>>69361736
Wendy. Since I'm a 6'3" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock making over 100k.
>>69361736
Maria, Gael, Aurelio, Augusto, Mateo, Isabela
Something refined
Always liked Emily and Marie or Mary
Guys names don't really matter as much but I'd probably pick something simple. Maybe Brian
>>69361736
The name Adolf is rarely used anymore. Try to bring that back if I have a son.
Gary and Mingie
Who /Roman Name/ here?
>>69361736
Boys: my nane, my father's name, names of now-dead uncles and such (Riddick, Ashley, Ivy, etc)
Girls: wife's name, my mother's name, names of now-dead aunys and such.
First Child, Either Gender: Erwin
Second Child, Male: Ridley
Second Child, Female: Ellen
I feel like Ridley is the only kinda degenerate one there, but I really like Ridley Scott
>>69361736
Jose, Arturo, Diego for boys
Maria, Lesley, Alexandra for girls
Lols she pulled a Ron Paul on her kid
Al, I, Mony.
>>69362309
>not naming your son "Imperator Maximus Aurelius Caesar"
Ahmed or Muhammed
>>69362230
Aurelio casillas
>>69362247
I bet your name is John.
Ivanka, Donald, Barron...
>>69361736
Taylor, Tyler and cuckshed
>>69361736
Her kids all have hipster dog names. Guess it's because their mom is such a low energy bitch.
Oswald, Enoch and Benito.
Aniol, Ferran, Pere i Guifré.
Filip, Maximilian, Niklas, Carl, Gustav.
Eva, Isabella, Sofia.
>>69361736
Luke, John, Mark, Matthew.
>>69362309
>tfw my two kids are named Emma and William
I didn't even really have a Norman theme in mind.
>>69361736
I'll name them after their father.
>>69362401
>>69362309
>Hebrew name
>>69362644
Mohammad Miller doesn't sound that good, freund.
>>69361736
Jacques. The child would be either the third or the fourth of this name in the family, depending on which convention is used. Having III or IV behind your name basically makes you GOAT from birth.
>>69362556
Sold names all. Anything from the Gospels is good.
I am partial to Genevieve for a girl, although I like the name Gabrielle as well.
>>69361736
Coleridge, Keats, Shelly, and Wordsworth
Piece of fruit, random compass direction.
Hollywood style.
Both of my sons are named "Joe".
>>69361736
Ephraim
Jude
Ian
Theresa
Emily
Sarah
Those have been the wanted names for my children since I was a teenager
>>69361736
Mohammed Kablamistan Trump
>>69361736
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Seriously. In the South we tend to go by our initials so G.W. and T.J.
Girls get bible names or my paternal grandmother's name: Madge.
Kiketimus Maximus, Zyklon Zoe and Jewmanwasserbergstein
>>69361736
Hrothgar, if male. Wealhtheow, if female.
I'll name my kid Dante. After one of my favorite poets.
>>69362175
WeShawn DeLeKangz
>>69361736
Freya, Vili
August, Friedrich, Carl, William, Wolfgang,
ill name my son Aleksander because its a beautiful name
>>69362531
>Carl, Gustav
![thatcher[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n5Mno2Y.jpg "thatcher[1].jpg")
>>69362008
No its not cunt
>>69362859
Now I want a shitton of kids just to name them after the founding fathers
>>69362247
Brian's a good name because niggers can't pronounce it for some reason
>>69361736
Pajeet
>>69361736
Nguyen 1, Nguyen 2, Nguyen 3, Nguyen 4
Saleema, Malik, Aaliyah and Jamarcus
Silas
>>69363184
Alexander is actually a very nice name. Could name my sons Alexander and Maximilian, Alex and Max.
>>69363062
Why not just Fredrik? Sounds way better than Friedrich, given that you aren't German. Wolfgang is a bit of a kek name though.
>Swedish men is this thread implying they could decide the names of their children.
FUUUCCKK THAT'S SO PRETENTIOUS
>my child is going to grow up to be a female politician! no i'm not forcing her into anything
>>69362309
Victor is such a powerful name.
>tfw Max
>>69361736
Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
Acts
Romans
All in that order.
>>69361736
>>69363355
based Vietnam
My surname is Turner so something Anglo/Anglo-Norman sounding
For a boy: Henry, William, George, Alfred
For a girl: Beatrice, Catherine, Elizabeth, Mary
What do you think, /pol/?
Nigger if it's a boy, Niggerfucker if it's a girl
>>69361736
>be australian
>get KHAN'D
>>69363485
No Timmy?
>>69362619
reeks of middle class
Boy: (Wife's Father's name) (My Father's name) Surname
Girl: (My mother's name) (wife's mother's name) Surname
>>69362309
anglo saxon huh
lol
>>69363485
>Beatrice
Enjoy having your daughter hate you for the first 16 years of her life.
Mikhail, Eugene, and Dieudonné.
Actually, it would probably be Richard or Mary, my wife would protest if I named them after cold war small arms designers.
>>69363606
Wow, that's hilarious. I haven't heard that before.
>>69363485
WILLIAM
TURNER
DO
YU
FEAR DEATH?
>>69361736
A normal fucking name that has an adapted Spanish version. No shitty native names, no shitty names written in other language's spellings, no shitty foreign names that people use to pretend to be hip.
>>69361987
>>69362091
>>69362117
>yates
>yardley
I thought only linshits gave their kids dumbfuck names
>>69362230
>Maria
>Refined
Maria cleans my fucking house, you low-rent retard.
>>69361736
One of my cousins is named Thatcher
>>69361736
Aeyonce, Beyonce, Ceyonce, Deyonce, and Eyonce :^)
>>69363378
What do you think about David tho?
I kinda like the name David but i dont want /pol/ to make fun of him and call him a kike.
>>69362190
lol'd @ this one. Getting looks in the office now.
Alberto Barbosa
>>69361736
Mordechai or Noach
>>69363222
We've been doing it in my family since 1812. I am not the man to disrupt the tradition. We also have been using William since about 1066 but we have a few of those right now.
>>69361736
pajeet
>>69361736
Magnus or some famous scientists/mathematicians
>>69361736
>Yates, Yardley, & Thatcher
Kids doomed to a life of people not knowing which name is their first name.
Just some random names I like, Alice, Anthony, Emma, Erin/Aaron, Marcus, Alexander, Samantha, Olivia, Nicolas, Lindsey, Edward, and Julia. Of course to make some names work with your own last name you need to find an appropriate middle name so they flow properly when spoken but that's another matter all together.
>>69363880
cute bird
what browser is that? is that riced firefox?
>>69362309
Norman names are top tier desu senpai
Taiquana if girl
Da'wan if boy
>>69361736
>Megyn
>not Megan
>Doug
>not Dug
It's like they're asking for trouble.
>>69363880
It's not a bad name, but not my personal first option. But perfectly acceptable anyway. He'd have some issues in school though, teachers not knowing whether it's David or "Deivid."
Daniel is my fav D name.
>>69361736
If it's a boy, Frank. Girl, Frankina
>>69364143
lol no one is named Dug
but yea Megyn is weird
>>69364143
>she Dug her own grave with that name.
>>69364041
My brother :DDD
See >>69363305
Axle rose, slash and Duff
>>69364143
Either way he may as well be named Dufus
Thorsen and Sven, or Theia and Hera
I give my sons strong italian name like Nunzio or Pascali
>>69364243
I feel bad for the people who write down the commonly spelt names-- much like Megan-- only to be met with a distressed "No, no, it's spelt Meghan!" or "No, Megyn! Megyn!"
Named my son after an apostle. Not sure what I'd do with a daughter.
>>69362401
Kek
>>69364143
>not naming your children killer tofu
>being doug, and not being i'm outta here
>boy
Richter Othello
>grill
Catherine Agatha
Didrik
>>69361736
Albert
Hiram
Joseph
I'll let my future wife pick my Daughter's name
>>69364408
>not niccolo
I would say Dante, but its a real douche bag name
>>69362309
>Irish
Gross.
>>69364100
Dont know, a norwegian made it for me on /pol/ :D
>>69364484
I feel bad for any one with a Meg- in their name
>>69364484
>Megan O'Connor
actually mate, its Meghan Ó Conchubhair
friend of mine named his son Atlas
thoughts?
tb.h i think its bretty cool senpai
Boy: Donald
Girl: Donald
>>69364738
No, those are bitch names like georgio. Get out of here medigan
>>69361736
Megatron
>>69363661
Why would she hate me? I went to school with a girl named Beatrice and people always complimented her on her pretty name.
Besides, new generations are all about WOMYN POWUR so if any boys make fun of her they'll be sent to containment camps and re-educated on how to check their privilege.
>>69364791
aw <3
but no I was asking what internet browser youre using
>>69362309
This list is both shit and inaccurate.
>Norman
When will this meme end. It was French. England was ruled by a French aristocracy after 1066. They would have refered to themselves and their language as suck at the time.
Norman is just English damage control.
I'd really like to name my son William/Willem, but my last name starts with a C so his initials would be W.C. :(
>>69361736
My first son is Anthony, after my father.
My second son would be William.
For a daughter I like the names Elizabeth or Laura.
>>69364493
>Named my son after an apostle
found the cuck
>>69364842
bit weird but there are worse names out there
>>69361736
Edmond
After myself.
>>69365022
so
what is WC
>>69361736
Hodor
>>69362309
>tfw jewish name
Fucking parents
Albus Severus
after the bravest wizards i ever knew
>>69365103
Water Closet.
It means restroom.
The place where you keep your shitter.
>>69364180
Daniel is good too.
Thoughts on my girl names?
Zara
Tauriel
Katarina
>>69364977
Jewchrome, Opera and Firefox
>>69365205
ah ok thanks
>using chrome
cut it out, man
>>69365103
Oh it stands for Water Closet, so basically toilet.
Everyone uses that for toilets here.
>>69365179
oh shit
is that a british thing
my initials are GM
what is that
>>69362309
How the fuck is Christian not on this list?
Newportius LaClinton Jackson
Walmarta Aisle Thirteenisha Jackson
Dindu Nuffin Jackson
Girl: Emilia, Anna, Avina
Boy: Maximus, Roman
Moe Lester
Phil McCraken
Dixie Normus
Dixie Rect
Harry Butts
Adolf Schicklegruber
May I go on
>>69362426
>not Mohammed, Mohammed and Mohammed
>>69361854
This.
Doug is the shittiest popular name.
Naming your child Doug is sending them on a life predetermined to be a fat white blob in debt living paycheck to paycheck
>>69361736
Something less retarded than mine.
>native american name
Why
>>69365340
General Motors
Guild Master
Probably some other stuff
>>69365399
>not Mohamed, Mohammed, Mouhamed
boring..
>>69365205
>Zara
Cheap clothing store, sounds trashy
>Tauriel
I'd think this was a boy's name
>Katarina
I don't personally like the name. It's just harsh and hard cause of the K and R, and I like soft girl names like Sofia and Emilia. But best of these three for sure.
>>69365296
Is it a long cool name? Wanna get married if it's nice? Your lastname I mean.
>>69363205
Yes it is. Thatcher is a profession and so should be a last name. Same as things like Smith and Mason.
>>69362309
Naming my kids Octavius, Silas, Maximus. Don't care their gender. It's happening.
>>69365512
General Manager
:o
>>69361736
i wonder how many of those retardedly named mongrols trump sired
>>69365380
my sides
>>69361736
I have a boy I'll name him Boone.
I have a girl I'll name her Ellie.
A second boy I'll name Edward.
A second girl I'll name Laken.
>>69365340
general manager
>>69362309
Heeb signin in.
>>69362424
>not putting your sons on your resume
>>69365581
Yeah, i think the same about Zara, it sounds Whorish, dont know why, maybe its the Z.
Please give me some name suggestions for girls, i dont know any good :(
>>69365662
>Boone
>Laken
cmon dont do that
>>69365340
Genetically Modified
R8
Male: Jack, Henry, Neil,
Female: Johanna, Lynn, Karen
My last name's Sheriff. If I gave my kid a "weird" name it would probably be Rusty or Ransom or something redneck sounding
>>69365624
Thurman J. Cockwhistle III Smith
Monkey D. Luffy
Preston Pablo Escobar Quigglesworth Smith
Psycho Mantis
>>69361842
He's gonna have Down's syndrome
Jiffy Squid and Halius Clover
probably name one schmitty
>>69365783
there was a girl in my HS named zara and she always scratched her crotch and had a lot of boyfriends so I guess she mighta had an std
>>69361736
Charlemagne, King of the Franks, King of the Lombards, reaper of Saxon cucks, true king of europe.
>>69365854
Kek
>>69362309
Roman right here
>>69365854
Underrated
Name my child, /pol/
>>69365284
i use chrome for my gmail and normie stuff (not facebook because i dont have it)
>>69365783
khaleesi
>>69362309
My dad
>>69365783
Anna
Victoria
Leila
Amanda
Lotta
Annika
Lilja
Silvia
Olivia
>>69365804
>Jack Sheriff
Although Jack is a shit name in general, this one has a nice ring to it.
>>69365966
Fuckfart
>>69366015
This better be fucking bait. Khaleesi is a title not a name you showpleb
>>69365966
Albert
>>69361736
My last name is Andrews
Some names I plan on giving my kids:
Alexander, after Alexander the Great
Artemisia, after a famed Greek female fleet commander that served Xerxes in the second Peloponnesian war
Sophia, wisdom
George, after George Washington
>>69365987
mate if you cared about privacy you would use protonmail
>>69366020
Making a harem there Ahmed?
>>69365966
Albertina
>>69361736
Definitely not Yardley, Yardbird, and Thrush or whatever
>>69365966
Alberto Barbosa.
Like you had a choice.
>>69361736
If it's a boy, Felix
If it's a girl, Tanya
>>69366204
I wonder if there are anyone names Larslina in Swiiden.
>>69366156
Tay
>>69362309
>Philip
Who /Phillipwith2L's/ here?
I always liked Darius or Gabriel for boys. No idea on girls names, I usually know a bitch with the name and it makes me dislike it.
>>69366096
http://qz.com/480946/khaleesi-is-now-a-popular-baby-name-in-britain-but-amelia-still-wins-hands-down/
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/top-u-s-baby-names-list-includes-anakin-leia-khaleesi-article-1.2338949
>>69366154
I use my gmail for youtube. And im not gonna use a service for my private mails, i have my own bought server
>>69366015
good "name"
Abu Baqr if it's a boy
Zainab if it's a girl. :)
My husband decided them when we got married here recently.
the names are important to him since his mother living in Syria really loves them. :)
Low rent whites are getting almost like blacks with the dumb names.
Everyone needs to come up with something 'unique' to burden their poor kids with.
She seems like somebody from the sticks, trying to sound 'upper class', but failing miserably.
>>69362309
>Cedrick
Apparently is old-english being anglo
I'm actually puerto rican with my father having a spanish last name and mother a french last name
>>69366367
>Darius
nigger name, do not proceed
>>69366324
http://lacke.blogg.se/2009/october/lars-lina.html
>>69365793
What's wrong with those names? My Sister is named Laken.
What are some good first names for 'McKinnon'
Ferdinand, Wolfgang, Maximilian, Leopold, Otto, or Franz
Pretty much the only acceptable options
>>69362309
Whoever wrote this, is a Category A retard.
When half the Norman and Anglo Saxon and Irish names are surnames (and one is fucking Roman - see Mark)...fuck, I despair.
One of these days I'll write out a proper name list.
Also. Fucking Deborah spelt "Debra". It's like spelling Erica as "Airwrecka".
>>69361736
MALES:
>Adrian
>Adolf
FEMALES:
>Kimberly
>Holly
>>69366608
Burger
>>69366468
ah alright cool
smart guy
>>69365340
Geek Molester
>>69366608
Spinnin'
Kike Killin'
Bruce
>>69365479
What is it? Runny Linguini?
>>69362335
Use it as a middle name, you council estate fuck. Call your cunting kids Mackenzie and Barry while your fucking at it too.
>>69366592
ive never heard that name before thats what
if its common or even prevalent at all where you live then its fine
How's Alexander for a boy's name?
>>69366041
>>69366121
>>69366204
>>69366268
I have decided with Alberto Barbosa XLII. Thanks senpai
>>69366608
Dusty
>>69361905
>Angus
Ayy
>>69366700
lol
>>69362309
Patrick but mine is Patryk because polak
>>69366483
I hope it's a girl though, Zainab means beauty...and like my husband guided me towards the right way, he will guide her too.. her beauty will always be shielded.. <3
>>69361736
Putty, Airbrush and WD-40
would still be better names than the average American ones
>>69361736
Franklin, Edward, Richard, Henry, Catherine, Rachel, Elizabeth, Phillipa.
And they're going to be white.
Shaniqua, Shaquanda, and Shanaenae.
>>69366483
>>69366856
poor bait m8
Lucas, Matt, Donald,
>>69363222
You fucking racist piece of shit.
>>69366768
Alexander the Great is fine to name a boy after, especially if you have Macedonian ancestry.
David, Donald, Tyler, Alexander
>>69363222
You fucking racist twat, who names their kids afer those sick white supremacist faggots?
>>69361736
Orochimaru or Sasuke, depending on the gender
>>69361905
Percy the dog lol
>>69361736
Danielle or Victoria if girl. No idea for a boy.
>>69363429
Acts and Romans are actually pretty manly names. I'd imagine your nickname would be "the Axe" or you'd be known as a man of initiative.
>>69362859
>not giving your kids your own last name
wtf
>>69367156
Fat autist virgin spotted
>>69362309
>Mark
>Anglo-Saxon
Didn't know an Evangelist had an Anglo-Saxon name.
>>69367156
Wow were they Russian names? What do they mean?
>>69363880
>Front page
you have to go
>>69367280
No they're not russian names
he's a fucking weeb
Darkquee(n)(the n don't be silent yo)sha
>>69366608
senpai the Mac Fhionghuin can trace their ancestry all the way back the Kings of Dal Raida. You are blessed. Not a drop of filthy Sassanach blood.
>>69361736
I have two kids. A daughter of 13 years and a son of 8 years.
My wife and I chose traditional names. hint: I'm Irish. Wife is Scottish.
Nothing fancy. Good solid names.
>>69367156
but those are both....guy names
>>69367280
They mean Slavs are genetically inferior subhumans and Hitler should have murdered them all.
>>69363485
>alfred
>beatrice
No. The others are fine.
>>69367375
You planning on saying the names or were you waiting to be asked?
>>69365471
>forgetting Todd and Keith
X-Wing @Aliciousness and Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
>>69361736
Pajeet, my son
Liability, my daughter
>>69362523
Oswald is pretty legit desu senpai
>>69364842
Atlast he's got a great name if he wants to get into bodybuilding.
>>69361736
Vercingetorix
>Yardly
I've seen some shit in my life, but this just takes the cake. ffs. WTF BRO.
>>69362309
I'm a Nathan, if I had a daughter I'd call her Isabella or Lily.
A boy, Elijah.
>>69367767
that was the weakest pun I've seen in years
