>MAGA hat just arrived
>wear it out for the first time
>go to McDonalds
>order double cheeseburger, six piece mcnuggets, and strawberry milkshake
>sit down, begin eating and browsing /pol/ on my tablet
>group of black guys walks by
>"awww shit this nigga browsing slash pol slash"
>"you racist? you got somethin to say to me white boy? Black Lives Matter."
>"you voting for Donald Trump? rascis ass motherfucker"
>avoid eye contact, don't say anything
>guy shouts to another in group up at counter waiting for food "ayy, this white boy browsing slash pol slash and support Donald Trump"
>guy group of nerds in Ninja Turtles and Marvel Comics shirts chuckles and says "Are you really pol?"
>black guy says "yeah, this dude racist"
>pick up rest of burger and shake and leave, they keep ranting
>as I walk out the door, he shouts at me "I fuck white bitches all day, what you think about that?"
>realize I left my nuggets on the table
>too embarrassed to go back in and get them
>look back through window as I drive off
>see them eating my McNuggets
>>69356390
Good job OP they were waiting for you to do something so they could chimpout.
>>69356390
Things that never happened. Shit no wonder half of you fags have cuckold fantasies
murricans showing that they are as pathetic as the rest
i bet OP doesnt even own a gun
is this real?
>this nigga browsing slash pol slash
kek
Is this a cuckhold fetish thread?
>>69356773
No McDonald's stopped serving Strawberry milkshakes 2 months ago
>>69356390
forgot to add
>pull out colt 1911
>niggers and undesireables run
>mcdonalds employees thank you for taking out the trash
>tell you they are voting for the god emperor
>the end
>>69356390
today on: things that never happened
>>69356773
This is literally what all drumpf fans are like in kuckmerika
>>69356390
>the niggers ate your nuggers
>>69356864
Speaking of this, remember to take your hat off indoors if you are not armed.
>>69356390
Acted like a true beta.
>>69356390
>implying normies let alone niggers know about /pol/
Why make shit up that didn't happen on an anonymous korean cooking board OP?
7/10, believable
kinda sad how much of a wimp you are though
>slash pol slash
Kek
>>69356390
>Things That Never Happened: The Post
get the fuck out of here frog posters
>>69356390
I'm a 6'3" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock.
>>69356390
Fake and gay. Kill yourself op
You just avoided a nigga moment, OP,congrats on being white.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KuYd9pA8LIY
>>69356390
You literally just fucking cucked yourself. You should have showed them your open carry.
>>69356560
>>look back through window as I drive off.
You're one of those dumb niggers aren't you.
>>69356999
Trips of truth. His story fell apart at slash pol slash.
>>69356774
Dey don't know the slash be silent.
>>69356390
>black people knowing /pol/
>black people being able to read
I call bullshit
>>69356390
>Browsing slash pol slash in public
>Being overly political
If I wore a hat that said UKIP or TORY or LABOUR I would expect to have arguments with strangers
>>69357510
Ay yo, check out mah daughters, Ledashah and Leslashah
>>69356390
I don't want lunch, I want breakfast.
Fucking retards
>>69356999
I think the fact that he had to tell us his entire order is when I knew it was fake, but you have to admit niggers WOULD call it slash pol slash which was funny as fuck to me. 7/10 OP
>>69356390
You should had said, You fuck white bitches all day, but everyone fucks your mom all today
>live in communist Cali
>wear maga shirt out in public
>waitress says "omg seriously, what is wrong with you?"
>tell her I don't like him but i have done the research and he is better than the other terrible choices we have by far
>"oh... yeah i guess i haven't looked into it much"
>guy in the background YELLS "NICE SHIRT BRO"
>say HELL YEAH MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>we all 3 laugh and had a nice day
>>69356390
nigga don't be talking shit on slash pol slash like i ain't gonna be hearing it
dumbass frog poster
>>69356390
Niggers ate you nuggets
Well you better vote trunp so niggers stop intimidating white people
>>69356390
>avoid eye contact, dont say anything
you fucked up
>>69356390
This definitely happened
>>69356390
grow some balls and confidence
>>69356390
>letting them eat your McTendies
There will be blood
Dude just tell the truth: that you browse because the board is hilarious and batshit.
>>69356864
Well as they say. Dreaming is harmless
Probably 70% of pol would actually act as op in such situation.
The rest 30% would go to jail because they shot up MCdolans either get beaten to a pulp with tears in their eyes
>>69356743
>germany saying this nonsense
irony at its finest
>>69358456
>I think the fact that he had to tell us his entire order is when I knew it was fake
Correct. He was trying to establish he was a pathetic manchild that thinks something like that is relevant.
The real question is whether OP thought people would think this happened.
The real fucking mystery of this story is why the fuck would you go eat a burger at mcdonalds.
>>69356860
for real? wtf? So glad I stopped eating jewfood a while ago. But dam that strawberry shake is tastyyyyy.
>>69356390
>revenge thread
>now finally I will get my revenge on the white man
>fantasizing
>"ah yeah cracker BTFO"
>snigger
>"you got nothin on tis negro"
>"today at KFC tis cracker BTFO"
>"I stole his chicken!"
>snigger
Same thing happened to me except I was browsing /u/ and it was a gang of little girls instead of niggers
>>69359328
>>69356860
The one here still has them. They got rid if the mozzarella sticks though, which were meh tier in the first place.
>>69356390
McNugget cuck
>>69356390
>realize I left my nuggets on the table
>too embarrassed to go back in and get them
>look back through window as I drive off
>see them eating my McNuggets
/pol in a nutshell, folks.
>>69356390
> things that never happened
I was at the wisconsin rally yesterday. There were more blacks selling trump gear than in that pathetic little grouping they called a protest.
>>69356390
>2016
>Telling lies to strangers on the internet
>>69356390
Stories that never happened
>>69356390
>going to mcdonalds for any reason whatsoever
>>69359200
Well many anons think of some funny meme and then create an entire story just so they have an excuse to present that meme. Or OP wanted to make Trump fans to look like McDonald's eating cucks and that's something I don't appreciate
>>69356390
It didn't happen...faggot
>>69356390
They act in packs. Identify the alpha one, get up and break his jaw. The rest will shit themselves and run
>>69356390
Cuck: the post.
Or you're a cuck or you're a agent trying to make Trumpfags look like cowards
>>69356390
What comes after Beta? I think it's Gamma right, and then Delta?
Dude, you're Epsilon.
Holy fuck lad
>>69357510
>he fell for the slash meme
>browsing slash pol slash
I mean come on, its >current year<
>>69356390
I browse /pol/ in the library.
Nobody knows what that is here.
I think.
