The ideal map of Europe
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This map is perfect, everybody should be happy with this. Agree?
Red: Greater Nordic Union
Black: German Empire
Beige: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
Dark blue: Republic of France
Green: Catalonia
Yellow: Basque Country
Purple: Kingdom of Portugal
Dark red: Kingdom of Spain
Dark green: Vatican State
Violet: Greater Hungary
Light blue: Consolidated States of Greece
Grey: Russian Empire
>>69353897
Red: You mean the nordic kalifa?
Fucking snowniggers
>>69354076
No, every country in this map is uncucked hence its perfection
>>69353897
I smell something rotten, Malthe.
What are you smoking?
>>69353897
>That Catalonia.
>>69353897
>Black: German Empire
You misspelled "Carolingian Empire"
Germanics are cucked to the bone, even by we, the franks
>>69353897
>greater hungary
Triggered
>>69354561
>>69354871
i knew spaniards would be pissed
>>69355141
Not in this map, it's basically with 1910's Germans
This is a perfect Europe
>>69355659
Which lasted 5 years ?
B-b-b-but !
What happened between 500 and 924 (and even after) ?
I laugh at your 5 years
>>69356392
>Which lasted 5 years
Lasted longer than a Frenchie at Bataclan :^)
>>69353897
You're doing greater Hungary wrong, baka.
>>69355659
It just doesn't make sense. Catalonia was never ever a country and that large. That Basque country is everywhere but in the lands where the Basques live. Galicia being Portuguese is also stupid. And Spain wouldn't exist if not for Catalonia, Galicia and Basque country, might as well call it Castille or not even that.
>TLDR those borders don't make sense historically speaking.
Yuck, we Balts certainly don't want to join your cuck union that will give us niggers and arabs. It's either the Baltic Union or death.
>>69356285
very close, closest Ive seen
>>69356285
We don't want Corsica, give us Istria instead.
>>69353897
Dutch with Scandinavians instead of the Germans?
Most of France belonging to the Germans?
Leave France alone and give them Wallonia
Basque country nowhere near where the Basques live
Portugal having the Galicians is tolerable
Germans having Italians, Croats, French, Poles, and Bosniaks in their empire, why?
Hungarian Minority ruling over Slavs, Romanians, and Albanians, good luck with that.
Russia is fine.
>>69355659
Pissed is not the word. My first feeling was surprise. You gave to Catalonia: Aragón, La Rioja, Navarra, Basque Country, Cantabria, part of Valencia and even Castille. You have zero idea about history and geography of Iberia, or is bait.
>>69353897
So Basque country becomes asturias, zamora and leon and galicia which was a fucking kingdom when portugal was a nigger piece of land of spanish earls, is absorbed into Barbosa country.
Top trolling, Laudrup.
>>69356285
Why the fuck would Gotland be Danish? I can sort of understand Skåne being Danish if you live in the 1500's and want to give cuck capital Malmö to Denmark, but why the fuck would Gotland be Danish?
>>69355141
>Germanics are cucked to the bone, even by we, the franks
Franks were Germanic. You aren't.
You're Gauls. You know, the tribes that still celebrate Vercingetorix, who LOST against the Romans whereas Arminius won.
So, who's the cuck?
Could it be the nation that has been surrender monkeys for almost 3 Millenia?
>>69353897
>Liguria
>German
>>69357194
>>69357184
>>69356833
>Spaniards teaching geography and history about their irrelevant peninsula
Shouldn't you be having your siesta, José?
>>69356845
Baltic Union
>has euro as currency
>member of the European Union then, i take it
>willingly joining the greatest cuck union there is while not wanting to be a part of the Nordic Realm
>>69357171
In my map Catalonians have conquered Basque, so the Basques have relocated west and established the new Basque Country
Why do you think that just because Germany incorporated the lands, they took in the people as well? Are the concepts of genocide and lebensraum unfamiliar to you?
Are you unaware of the historical, cultural and linguistical ties the Dutch have with Scandinavia and in particular Denmark?
>>69356699
I've given you more land than your history warrants because you're based. Now consolidate your power over the gypsies and slavs and be great
I thought /pol/ was browsed by visionaries, not cucks who cannot even dream of greatness without being held back by the shackles of reality
>>69356285
the better version of this
here's the one I posted a few days ago
what's with autists and giving st petersburg away every time? there was literally no one living there until the russians made it into more than just a port in the 19th century
>>69357808
Then don't make a thread starting with:
>This map is perfect, everybody should be happy with this. Agree?
Basques would rage and Catalonians would end up being ETA'd to death. Galicians want their own independence for fucks sake. They won't end up being part of Barbosa land.
superior europe coming through
>>69353897
We are not nordics, we're swamp germans
>>69357888
Re-unite the UK (except Ireland)
Belarus should just get annexed by Russia
The Caucuses look awful
Other than that its a good middle east, Balkans and everything else
>>69358048
I personally love the meme where every Germany has to take up at least half of Europe.
>>69358341
Well, you have been conquered mate. It's a sign of recognition that you get to join the Nordic countries so be grateful
>>69358475
>conquered
What are you talking about? We ARE the conquerors of these countries. But Franks aren't nordic. Although I really appreciate your offer and racial solidarity
>>69358311
ty friendo
>>69356285
Switzerland is not Europe you nigger sucking cock cunt.
And what for a shitty country are from with that shitty flag?
>>69355141
>Not knowing your history
Franks are Germanic you fucking retard. You faggots probably don't know that the world has already been captured by the Germanic people. Masterrace.
>>69355141
Frenchmen only have 10% Frankish blood
>732
>>69358311
>not recognizing Irish independance
>Spain in N. Africa, colonial trash
>Greece controlling Turkish coast, asking for war
>Switzerland didnt do nuthin
>Putting Lebanon and Iraqi tribes together
It has problems
>>69358636
And it never will!
FUCK YOU EUROPEAN KEKS
FUCK YOU
>>69353897
>balkanizing Spain
go fuck yourself
>>69358802
Youre in Europe the same way the brits arent half way in the Atlantic
>>69357808
>Spaniards teaching geography and history about their irrelevant peninsula
>In my map Catalonians have conquered Basque, so the Basques have relocated west and established the new Basque Country
>>69358639
Are you serious right now? Where the fuck do you think the word 'France' and 'French' come from?
The German culture as we know it didn't fucking exist back then you faggot.
>>69358835
Hand in your women and join the greater Nordic union created by the Danish OP
>>69358866
No we're not. I don't know these degenerate monkeys.
>>69353897
Ignorant is a benevolent word ...
You are just baiting .
\pol/ is turning /b/ rotten. Not edgy but shit to the core
>>69358835
Its just balkanized the wrong way, Portugal gets too much as does Catalonia. Also Gilbalter is British
>>69356285
Slightly improved.
>>69358972
point to your country, then point at the continent of Europe. Notice your finger doesnt move
everything else is wrong
>>69358776
alternate version
>>69358902
Yes it did Bruce, although it was extremely primitive. They were good fighters though
The Franks actually emanated from what is now Belgium. They are proto-Flemings
>>69353897
Yellow is leon not basque country fucking tard
And why catalonia have basque country and aragon?
>>69359111
I don't know what you mean.
>>>69358208
Based Israeli.
But you're a bit shy about Rhineland, which belong to France.
>>69359002
Why would Belarus exist? This is a non country if ever there was one
>>69358972
calm down switxershit
>>69359160
>>69359078
Combining Portugal and Spain, Worst idea since Czechoslovakia
>>69359126
For some reason, I quite like this one
>>69353897
>Baltics
>Nordic
You disgust me.
>>69353897
You, I like you
>>69353897
>North Italy in the cuck empire
>>>/trash/
What a retarded you are, OP
>>69359126
shitty europe
>>69359078
t. habsurg
>>69356285
>Giving Constantinople to the Turks
>Allowing the roaches to exist
What are you even doing?
>>69359419
Une zone occupée et une zone libre comme en 40. Moi j'aime bien.
>>69356285
Gotland is ours you fucking cunt
>>69353897
>Yellow: Basque Country
They should be very pleased with this
>>69353897
I fixed it for you cuckking.
>>69359311
This
>>69357871
>all the independent germanies
Fucking cuck. Everyone else gets a unified nation state but not the Germans, oh no.
t. Germaniums pro
>>69359636
Why give Croatia and N Italy to Cuckistan? Make Cuckistan much smaller. Give France back to the French
Fixed
>>69359761
Leaf, I think your mapreading skills are lacking (to nonexistent)
>>69359772
>germany has britain but not france
>>69359772
This is by far the shittiest so far
Will anything make you tards happy?
>>69359772
Not ebin or groß enough ßro xDD
>>69353897
Why does Germany have half of France? And Ireland should be its own country.
>>69359500
>He doesn't know where constantinople is
KEK
>>69359460
>giving costantinople to turkroaches
>independent catalonia
>northern ireland british
>defragmenting Germany
>Belgium exists
>Alsace-Lorraine french
>Bielorrusia not russian
>Wallonia not french
>Prussia polish
>destroying baltic union
>>69353897
This map would make me a Nord.
Wait I am nordic/aryan af anyways.
>>69353897
Finally i have a purpose for the shed i built
>>69360103
>muh heritage
>>69359562
calm down ahmed,see
>>69358311
>Catalonia that big.
How they are pathetic and a dying breed.
>Not Castille,the most glorious kingdom in the history of the world.
Garbage map.
>>69353897
>germany
>black
heh
After 1000 hours in MS Paint...
>>69359126
>perfect Europa
>Netherlands existing as a sovereign state
choose one
>>69356833
>Catalonia doing shit.
Without the french Catalans wouldnt have lasted a second,as they did in Murat. Pathetic people,no wonder that they are dying out.
>>69356285
why /pol/cucks always give us ukrainian clay
and germany get our lands
>>69357808
>Irrelevant Peninsula
>Portuguese + Spanish have almost 800 million speakers combine
>Says "Jut , fuck my shit up, land" which was invaded in 4 hours by Germany,and lost the 30 years war twice.
>>69353897
>green: Aragon
Fixd, learn some history
>>69360643
forcing poles to repopulate that area and expelling poles from german land.
>the perfect future for you goyim
>>69361199
>Implying that is not the present.
>>69360643
Isn't Lviv (Lwów) Polish?
>""""""Catalan""""""" war stories.
>>69358208
Fuck off crooked nose
You cry about muh ebil germans and you want to give them rightful Polish clay?
Maybe give back Palestinian their land you scourge of this planet?
>>69361108
pretty much this.
t.Asturian
>>69353897
>thinks a german empire that big would have swallowed your pathetic nordic union
lol denmark you are cute.
>>69361130
but we conquered these territories
>>69361199
>Slovenia
>Hungary
>black
A bit off, don't you think so?
>>69361320
It was, it should be, but right now sadly it is not.
Wilno too, but to lesser extent.
Fuckin geopolitics man
>>69361574
germany also did
REAL PERFECT EUROPE
>>69353897
>Ukraine in grey area
No thanks.
>>69361320
This one city was Polish but out of town millions of angry ukrainians
>>69361574
You conquered? Hahahahaa, you were given by super powers.
>>69361846
GREY: Charlemagne Empire
YELLOW: Iberian Empire
RED: UK
PINK: COMMONWEALTH
GREEN: RUSSIAN EMPIRE
BLUE: SCANDINAVIA
RED ITALY: FLORENCE
PURPLE ITALY: NAPLES AND SICILY
LIGHT GREEN-ISH BLUE: BYZANTINE EMPIRE.
>>69353897
5/10
>>69357585
Gauls didn't exist.
Gauls is a name invented by Romans meaning « people inhabiting Gaul » Which means about 80 different celtic tribes, often with little in common with each others.
Hope you'll go to bed a little less cucked tonight.
>>69353897
>Scandinavia as one entity
>Germany being that powerful
>Russia being that powerful
>rest of Ireland in the UK
You're a retard who does not understand these places.
>>69362089
Your pathetic existence is granted by the very same superpowers.
You tried to destroy Europe 2 times, 3 if we count recent immigration policy.
Why are you so retarded Hans? Why so self destructive? You are like emo of countries.
>>69362089
>400k poles in red army
>100k poles in army on the west
yes yes We only waited until someone give us your lands
It's time we get rid of the ETERNAL ANGLO
The Dutch in here and a few Germans are the only ones who have a proper sense of geopolitics and ideals for Europe. Some of you seem to have a significant knowledge of European history, geography and politics and you also agree with the map I made. I take this as a sign that my map is pretty good. It's mostly non-europeans who don't like it.
>>69362303
What are you mad about?
You have been given your historical clay and more
>>69359311
Portugal is a Spanish region, we wouldn't be "combining" anything. If you mean combining Castilla with Portugal, that wouldn't be the case.
>>69360524
We have achieved more than you ever will
>>69362807
>wallonia not french
8.5/10
Anyone have the template?
>>69362975
don't worry we'll deport the w*lloons to France
>>69362738
Don´t show me the last few weeks of the war lol. And I´m well aware of your partneship in the west especially with the brits and it wasn´t war deciding as much as you wish to glorify it. There is no military claim to your lands but one that is even stronger: The winning parties and the UN. Get and knee and drink water Piotr, your great times were during the crusades and the knightdom and not during the industrialization.
>>69362840
Not all. Incidentally, why is the Troad region in light green?
You do know that the Austrian Hapsburgs are the legitimate hereditary Byzantine Emperors, with their Paleologus, Lascaris and Komnenos lines of descent
>>69363289
Calm down Ahmed, by 2050 Germany will be Germanistan and the eternal ayran will become extinct
>>69361574
>we conquered
poles actually believe this
>>69363533
don´t care
>>69363690
Gerhard has nothing to kek about
sheeet, i'm german
If a map doesn't have a united UK and Ireland, and a Greater Yugoslavia, it isn't ideal.
>>69353897
not one triggered paddy, this is new
>>69361880
so it's like Danzig
>>69353897
>Ireland
>with britcucks
kek, kill yourself
german
>Having the biggest territory in europe, even if they are fucking shit
Kekekek this has to be bait friendo, german is shit and it'll always be shit.
all the other shit i don't care, but m8 france is one of the most powerful country in europe,
The only problem with us is the fucking crisis, and that's it.
So, stop your faggoty, and try to learn how powerful each country is before doing shit like that
>>69353897
>greece doesnt have north epirus
reee at least give us north epirus we dont need that much turkey, we must unite the greek peoples under one flag
>>69359126
>>69361846
>He feel for the commonwealth meme
As an American with basque, English, and hungarian heritage, I must say this map would make me want to move to Europe.
>>69360445
>france
>us proxy
nice maymay right there friendo
ITT: fags fix each others maps
ITT: People only give thrake to greece and ignore the capadocian greeks in smyrnas
>>69353897
>Shetland Isles are nordic
Into le trash it goes
>>69366016
Greeks are God tier in achievements.
fuck the EU for what they are doing to Greece and UK, we should be treated with more respect.
Wanna join our ex empire club after we vote out?
>>69365201
>>69365780
Charles de Gaulle spreading French baguettalism, sorry nationalism
>je suis powerful
>remember 1940? france invaded by the country you call weak? it's not like france liberated itself now is it? odds are, france would either be german or russian now wasn't it for outside help. therefore, in my map, much of france is under german rule.
>>69366196
How are those people any different from those living in Iceland and Faroe Island?
>>69366196
the UK has no valid claim to the Shetland Isles they are in every way Nordic and should be ruled by Nordics.
>>69366266
I sure hope so britbro
but tsipras is a fag
>>69361108
I actually laughed a bit.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69357808
>Iberian Peninsula being irrelevant
>Says the Dane.
Kek, the people that circumnavigated the globe, started colonialism, globalism and an international currency. Irrelevant.
Not sure if you are actually serious, most Dane's I've met are pretty reasonable/smart. Guessing this is really crappy b8 to trigger Spaniards. Or you are a foreigner twat/VPN faggot.
>>69359126
Bravo
>>69366951
tin trapezounta gt tin afises ekso min se dagoso to larigi
>>69366951
Interesting, the first one to make a Trapezuntine polity, although shouldn't at least part of the Crimea go to the Empire of Trebizond in that case?
>>69366196
>>69366433
I was born and fucking raised on those islands you tits
Nearly every single person I know wants to remain part of the UK, except one or two "WE WUZ VIKINGS" types
Shetland has more Scottish ancestry than Nordic, they're nothing like the Faroe islands
Fucking fjordniggers thinking Shetland is theirs lmao
>>69366938
>circumnavigated the globe, started colonialism, globalism and an international currency
3/4 of those sound like jew tricks to me mate
nothing worth remembering nowadays
>>69366318
german took us by surprise with the blitzkrieg. How do you want to do anything when they there were in paris in only 2 fucking weeks ? that's the only reason as to why they won
>albania in europe
>croatia is not just a couple of cakavian islands
>yugoslavia
>mfw
Niggers can't even get balkans right... "THIS DAT IDEAL EUROPE"
>>69357808
>In my map Catalonians have conquered Basque, so the Basques have relocated west and established the new Basque Country
Literally one of the most retarded things I have ever read on /pol/.
Basque's relocating ever..... Literally considered one of the oldest, if not the oldest, civilization in mainland Europe. Which has survived every empire/conflict that has arisen and remain culturally and linguistically homogeneous. Ever leaving their homeland to the fucking Catalans of all people.
Not even angry, just dumbfounded.
>>69353897
why do autistic people have this need to group random countries together into big stupid unions?
>>69367612
I know it's difficult to fathom for a burger, but that's how history went down in this map
>>69367612
Basques? Having linguistic homogeneity?
>my sides
>>69353897
Russia without Baltic ports? Yeah, good luck with that.
This is the only real way...
>>69356285
Balkan is kinda a mess. You should've given Croatia more land in western parts of Bosnia, and Serbia should get northern parts of Kosovo.
Macedonia shouldn't be Albanian, at least not eastern parts of it, but some western parts are going full Albo in a decade or two, since they already either have a majority or are a significant minority... not to mention they breed like cockroaches.
Southeastern and northeastern Montenegro could suffer the same fate as well, especially if Macedonian scenario actually happens.
I also don't see Greece expanding into Asia
Rest of it is actually pretty good as well, although I think Poland needs a bit more territory toward the Baltic, and UK already has enough internal struggles when it comes to separatism that I don't see Ireland joining the party anytime soon...
>>69368346
Spurdo spurdo
>>69368776
Noone cares about Montenegro you Bulgar
because muslims will not need as much territory and there won't be germans anymore.
This is the only option for Europe to live
>>69356285
>ireland
>part of britain
nice maymay, Again;
>>69356285
much better
>>69353897
>St. Petersburg not in Russia
Why do people always do this?
>>69353897
This map is perfection.
>>69369392
No Independent Netherlands
Fuck off Hans
>>69353897
>implying anything would beat this utopia
>>69353897
Lol germany, do you want to get your butt kick for a third time? stay out of france
>>69368082
>>69369718
Russia has no business in the Baltics other than harassing Nordic and Baltic countries
St Petersburg was originally established by Swedes and thus Russians has no claim over St Petersburg. It is Nordic by all rights
>>69358877
I'd be extremely happy with these German borders.
>>69353897
Republic of France = Aquitaine and North Basque Country?
Basque Country = Asturias and Leon?
Catalonia = All of southern basque country plus its own Catalonian territory?
United Kingdom of GB and Ireland = No shetlands? Srs?
Vatican State = All of Italy and Sicily?
Greater Hungary = Anything Serbian kek, also Romania being part of anything Hungarian
German Empire = controlling more than the original Holy Roman Empire at any one time ?wew lad
Greater Nordic Union ever accepting Estonia. Also, what the fuck is the Belgian and Dutch territory doing in there? It's rightful Frankish/Germanic clay since the 8th Century, babe.
At least you got Greece and Russia correct.
>Also, Finns
>Not Asian.
Pick one.
2/10 for effort on that map, nigga.
>>69353897
>all this niggers trying to robb us every map thread
one you'll get nuked and you'll know why
Ireland and GB together.
You're kiddin' me right?
>>69370408
I'll pick the 'Finns'
>>69370170
why do you annex rostock ?
>>69370408
I recall a certain empire in the 1940s controlling even more than the area i have given germany here
and no, the UK does not have any claim over the Shetlands. I don't know why Brits think this? They are Nordic islands and should be ruled by Nordic coutnries.
>Not posting the ideal map of Europe
>>69370727
Why not?
>>69354076
how's your little immigrant problem going by the way pierre?
>>69359772
i fucking love it bro! gg
>>69365201
>le germany is shit
>france is best cunt
Always the same trite b8
>>69369803
I'll take it, just change Celtic Union to Ireland.
>>69371025
I like that one too
I would but Finland and baltics in same greater alliance. We are not swedes and every finn hates them.
>>69371025
>sandniggers
>Europa
How about no.
>>69367381
"They only beat us because they had superior tactics, superior equipment and superior soldiers!"
"We're still better than them though!"
Can you hear yourself?
>>69359126
Great but i do still see Albania on that map :/
>>69359078
You seriously gave Kosovo and Macedonia to Albanians? They are basically occupying those territories taking down churches and monuments
>putting all the German people together
>wanting another great Germanic Chimpout
>>69368776
>Macedonia
hey, that's where I went in the weekend for a roadtrip! B-but it's not a country, it's a region in northern Greece.
You must be confusing it with the "country" that's called FYROM or Vardarska, comprised of Albanians, Bulgarians and gypsies.
Don't feel bad, many people mix that up but I'm here to help!
>:^)
>>69353897
Nope, Keep the Netherlands and Flanders seperate from the german cucks.
>>69360643
>and germany get our lands
kek..''your lands''
>>69353897
>see violet color
>greater hungary
Thanks Based Denmark
>>69373968
pretty good, except for German Slesvig-Holsten, other than that it's a 9/10
This is the avant-garde versio of Europe.
>>69374620
Intresting proposition, but where is bebin grossgermania?
>>69374968
that is joke poland, germania is already gross
>>69370170
>My utopia is to see your nation divided
I wonder who...
>>69375110
>>69375394
bullies
>>69353897
>Catalonia
top kek m8. WTF have you done. If you put Kingdom of Aragon instead of Catalonia it would be more historycally correct and I'm catalan.
>>69353897
>the united kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
>And Ireland
Yes, Thank you this is perfect
>>69375789
>the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland and the rest of ireland
',:^)
>>69353897
>Basque Country
>>69353897
Why you kill a nation that is 1300 old ? (second oldes , 1st is san marino)
>>69375956
>them to fucking big islands are working together
None of you never remembers the most important change that must come first before anything else.
>>69365090
According to your argument, Gdansk shouldn't be Polish.
>>69375224
we're everywhere
>>69373968
Your map was flawed, I fixed it.
another version
Here it is fellas.
>Gas all red areas.
>Invade all the white areas.
Long Live The European Union. Death to the Untermenschen. Hail Merkel! Allahu Akbar!
>>69356285
>Give the eastern half of FYROM to Bulgaria
>Ukraine just looks sad, just make it go away
>>69376656
Perfect
>>69358877
the faroe islands belong more under denmark. Iceland and norway fit better together than denmark and iceland
>>69377221
>invade Switzerland
>invade Norway
Lots of mountains and other problems.
>invade Russia
lol ok buddy
>>69376963
Why only half karelia stupid mongol.
>>69359126
>putting greenland as a scandinavian country
do you know how fucked they are?
>>69377658
Because other half is inhabited by russians
>>69377592
Invade Switzerland
>Makes use of Italy Airforce.
Invade Norway
>Berivik kills off 77 people on an Island in peace untill somebody even reacts. Negro please.. their army is useless, we could get Denmark to do it.
Invade Russia
>Nuke the "important areas" and then just waltz in during summer. Or get the chinks to do it for some land.
>>69361199
>migrants can't use boats
I like this future
>>69359772
Saved
>>69376963
this one is great except from no basque, too small catalonia and no Greek Constantinople
>>69377221
We can't have more Swedish enrichment.
>>69358189
free catalonia
free basque
free galicia
fuck spain
>>69356559
Or Hans in Dresden
>>69378867
castillians would finaly be free to develop their land in peace
>>69378867
free scotland
free ireland
free wales
fuck united kingdom
>>69378691
>Flanders and Netherlands as part of France
ew
Must ... Restore ...
Actual serious quesiton, no racist undertones: what do you call people from the Middle-East?
Slav is for East-Europeans, right?
>>69381528
Semetics
>>69381944
or rather *Semitics
This is about right.
fucking europoors why the fuck do ya'll faggots hate each other so much
>>69353897
>Portugal united with Galiza
Kasper, I think I love you. That's all I care about really
Here's a similar pic from other thread
