What does /po/ think of Australia.
>>69339298
how do Australian men even compete?
Why don't you ask them?
>>>/po/catalog
Fuck off, we're full.
>>69339357
>>69339298
THEY CANT
sauce?
>>69339298
I'd love to go there
To Perth. I've heard that it's the biggest Bogansville in the country.
I'd love to live as a Bogan.
>>69339411
...of roo cum?
>>69339516
DELETE THIS
>>69339655
EMUS STEALING OZZIE WOMEN TOP FUCKING KEK
http://webmshare.com/play/441O9
>>69339516
I didn't know aussies were getting cucked by birds.
>>69339996
rekt
>>69339516
>big black beaks
>>69339629
You'll never make it, one of the most defining features of a bogan is their complete lack of self-awareness
Bogans are born not raised
>>69339629
Yeh we do aight
>>69339298
you cunts are alright. Kings of banter for sure.
>>69340127
I know.
It saddens me to the very core.
>>69340461
this isnt plebbit though faggot
>>69339298
I like Australia. My family live in New Zealand and I always spend a few days there on my way in the Sydney area. Got some mates there.
The banter thing is real. But I don't like being called a 'pom'. You cunts rip the shit out of me because of my accent.
Also it's fucking HUGE. Flying across central Ausland is a vast fucking desert.
Miles upon miles of nothing. It takes about five fucking hours to fly from one side to the other.
NZ is more like UK in culture and climate. Australia is more foreign to me as a bonglander.
>>69340572
New Zealanders are a bunch of poofs just like you mate.
I like Australia and the accent.
Shame about their history being rewritten to favor abos so much.
>>69339516
>>69340730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
>>69340730
t. dame edna
>>69340730
you faggot you have a republican for a leader and a fucking welshwoman for an ex-PM
>>69341111
I don't like your attitude but quads don't lie mate
>>69341111
Does your Imam know you're posting on the internet without a BBC Approved Internet Licence™
>>69341111
And that's fucken good, we need to become a republic, which would give us a Bill of Rights. With inalienable rights such as the right to protect ourselves and our property. The right to bear's arms. Etc etc.
>>69341303
ABC is just as bad you commie but you have your own infestation problem with the chinks
>>69341329
you traitorous bastard I'll butcher your fucking nation if you ever try to dispose of the monarch
>>69341292
My thanks brethren.
>>69339298
If I had to hazard a guess I would say each of those asses weigh over 20lbs.
My thoughts on Australia? Its a pretty shit land, and produces shitposters, but the actual Aussies I have met that weren't religious folks were pretty nice folk. Every single Aussie I have ever met that was 'on mission' while travelling were super dickheads though.
Farmers, business folks, and just regular joes and janes? Nice approachable people that carried on good conversations and were pleasant to be around while joking about how shit their own country is.
>>69339298
What am I seeing here?
>>69341426
Fuck you, ya pommy cunt. And fuck your queen. Monarchy is trash. Besides, we broke away from the apron strings of England and tied ourselves to the apron strings of America since the 1950s.
>>69340461
This one's for you m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8
>>69341111
Whos the welshwoman?
>>69341563
Fat asses.
>>69341640
aye fuck the queen
>>69341111
>1111
checked
>>69339516
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
9/11 HAHHAHAHHAHHAH HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW CUNT?
>>69340991
>Canada
>Friend
>>69339298
Shitposting kings
Now tell me the name of those fine products in your webm
>>69339298
where can one acquire such beautiful silicon butt?
the women here smell too much like sucuk
>>69341833
>9/11
>mfw from the south
killed yanks so idgaf. dixieland is best
>>69341640
Ooii!!!
>>69341640
The Queen sounds like she's the last uncucked Britain in the world with how she wants Brexit to happen. But still fuck monarchy.
>>69342963
nigel farage tho m8
>>69339516
DELETE IT U FUCKIN CUNT
we were supposed to be friends
>>69339298
>>69342138
This pls.
>>69343095
still love ya cunt. i couldnt resist the shitposting
>>69343095
HAHAHA my big brother Australia is a fucking dumb cunt, you have to fight back you wanker.
did I tell you the story of when I banned the yanks from bringing their ships into my waters because they were being rude cunts?
Now look! They respect me when they remember where the fuck I am.
>>69344162
>>69339655
>>69341833
>>69343095
>>69344162
Just a reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJUBaN97kI
>Sheep
>>69344890
these retards dont have any wire cutters?
>>69344162
I got some nice sock yarn from New Zealand the other day. Nice merino wool. Very soft.
Thanks New Zealand.
>>69339655
>>69341833
>>69343095
My fucking sides.
I love you Australia.
>>69342324
no my white friend, we have to breed.
smbdy post australian shitposter webm
>>69339298
For some reason the Mentos song started playing in my head when I watched that
>>69340031
>he doesnt know about the Emu War
Its like Strayas personal WW2
Australian banter is a legend. It never existed.
>>69339376
Beat me to it
>>69346021
bataclan never existed
>>69346199
I rest my case. Fyi we frogs are jaded about terrorism, as much as americans are with shootings.
>>69346646
What a terrible thing to become used to. You're like Iraqis now.
>>69346646
our shootings are overplayed. they are like 95% gang shootings between shitskins. media just goes nuts when its a white guy to show the world how raycist and gun crazzy we are
>>69339298
I guess it is alright
>>69341036
Top kek
>>69339298
Absolutely disgusting. They are so racist. Seriously, why did some Australian racist feel the need to become dictator of Germany and murder 6 million innocent people?
Typical australian?
They been cucked so hard they dont have any nationalistic party in government compared to other european countries.
>>69344890
Fucking DROPS it at the end.
>>69339516
CLUCKED
>>69347531
A SWEDE TALKING ABOUT ANOTHER COUNTRY BEING KEKED
KEK
>>69347531
>Sweden saying this
>Other European countries
>Implying European countries care for their citizens more than Australia does
>>69347531
Why do you do this Sven?
>>69339298
OH! YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!!
>>69347531
Ikr
Embarassing country
>>69339298
The only anglos with balls
>>69339298
Australia seems alright. I imagine Australia and the US are in close competition when it comes to determining which is Britain's slightly unstable redneck offspring.
>>69340900
Same here, they remind me of brits crossed with texans with a drinking problem
>>69348152
2 world wars and 1 world cup fritz
>>69348135
I swear, you Americans are never going to get rid of 'Crocodile Dundee', or 'Land Down Under'.
I find that a lot of Americans (your average citizens) still tend to think Australia is some sort of mystical macho land where people ride kangaroos to work
I mean, it isn't false. But still.
>>69339298
I genuinely enjoy Aussie posters. if /pol/ was a bar I would be buying you guys drinks every night, keep up the bantz.
>>69348321
They think we're all drunken ginger midgets that hoard gold.
You have it easy.
mad cunts
>>69348321
If you want us to get rid of Dundee or Men at Work, please export something else. Until then, I'm going to imagine Australia the way Team Fortress 2 interprets it: With beer-chugging mustache-wearing macho men fighting a kangaroo to determine their king.
>>69348393
I'ma get me your pot o' gold, you slippery little bugger.
>>69348272
Get fucked paki
>>69348393
>h... Hey guys, were a stereotype too
Fuck off Ireland, go and diversify your crop yields
>>69348578
(He's talking about potatoes. Get it?)
>>69348321
>>69348393
m8 when will non Americans learn that 99% of America gives zero shits about anything outside our country. we only use stereotypes because everything non American is just a tourist trip or a joke.
>>69348340
>if /pol/ was a bar
Can you imagine? That would be hilarious.
>Aussies bottle other cunts
>Europeans are in the corner drinking away, depressed
>Americans all have guns
>directions to the toilet are handed out straight away by security to any Indian that comes in
>fights break out between everyone constantly
>most dangerous bar in the world
>>69348496
> I'm going to imagine Australia the way Team Fortress 2 interprets it: With beer-chugging mustache-wearing macho men fighting a kangaroo to determine their king.
Lmao. Nah, there's nothing wrong with the way you lot think about Australia. I love it.
>>69348321
You don't ride a roo? I bet you ride an emu you pathetic Melbourne cuck
>>69348811
>Lmao. Nah, there's nothing wrong with the way you lot think about Australia. I love it.
Well, the news certainly doesn't help dispel the illusion... every time I hear about a shark attack, it is always an Australian surfer that nonchalantly punches the shit out of the beast until it leaves.
Just another country cucked by the eternal anglo cuckold.
>>69342324
>>69342138
>>69343476
http://youtu.be/MFRJ68y69Xw
>>69340031
>>69339516
At least we don't have a FUCKING NIGGER FOR A LEADER
>>69339298
Dam son dats way over 20lbs of pussy and ass
>>69341563
>>69342138
>>69342324
>>69343476
>>>gif/8306653
>>69349118
Don't mention the fucking war.
>>69339298
>>69339298
HOW CAN WOMEN COMPETE
>>69349065
https://youtu.be/OSGrMcm1-VQ
https://youtu.be/T8vWYVUkhPE
>>69348939
>I bet you ride an emu
Fuck off you spear chucking cuck. An emu is the last thing I'd ride. Not after what we went through.
>>69339298
>On a side note
I loves me some ass, but this is just disturbing...
>>69348434
God, I hate when this shit happen to me.
>>69339298
>>69346646
Or Strayans with emus?
>>69349471
this fucking guy holy shit GOLD
>>69347531
Mate. Maaaate. How about you sit the fuck down and think about your own cucked-to-oblivion country before ripping on ours? You jealous cunt?
>>69350160
>Thailand flag
>on holiday in Patong
Shameful. I guess cause I'm using the hotel wifi it uses that shitty flag.
Get down to Phuket btw lads. Everything's cheap as shit and I got a blowjob in a massage parlour last night, 10/10
>>69350387
That's nothing. Last time I was in Phuket I got a massage in a brothel. 10/10.
>>69350387
>Blowjob in Thailand
I'm not sure if I want that. If you got a blowjob in the message parlour, then I'm sure other guys have too. I don't really want my benis in that mouth...
>>69349589
>6 belgian volunteers
Every fucking time
>>69350555
Yeah righto, but you haven't lived if you haven't gotten a brothel in a massage
>>69350651
Had the same concerns and they're legitimate for sure. This place was alright though, away from the main drag and super quiet. My Thai bird was (unbelievably) 38 years old, but I never would have guessed it, she looked ten years younger desu. Super friendly. Me and my mate were the only ones there for the whole hour so I think I'm good
>>69350724
>you haven't lived if you haven't gotten a brothel in a massage
I'm listening to The Police - Massage in a Brothel right now.
>>69351021
it depend.
Who was the first?
>>69351211
Fuck yes man. Where in Aus are you? Patong is sick, very cool place with a lot of Australian influence. They love us here. The parlour I went into last night had signs everywhere saying "NO SEX" and my masseuse offered a happy ending, I dunno, got the feeling that had if I'd been an old fat German dude I wouldn't have received the same special treatment. This is my first time here though so I don't know shit honestly.
>>69351235 we had separate massages you absolute spud. I don't even know if my mate got a happy ending too
>>69349130
Good one
>>69339516
SQUAKA SQUAKA, WHERE'S DA AUSSIE WOMAYN AT AY?
>>69340991
>>69339516
That ostrich looks like a scrotum.
>>69339629
Perth fag here.
You wanna live in Rocko.
Only the dardiest of kunts live there.
