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>women
i'm a security guard.
lol i'm not gonna risk my safety for the $10 an hour i make.
>>69331443
Dat big nig got sum ballz
you know they just hired here so they can sit around like "yeah-uh, we got dat white pussy workin fo us now"
and like most coalburners she's dumpy and fat
>women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfLmeSf7Adc
>women
>>69331891
dat numale in the bg mirring without weights kek
>>69332031
STOP TRIGGERING ME
>>69332160
It's CURRENT YEAR in case you haven't noticed
>>69331443
was she armed? No? Did that nigger have a pistol in his hand? Yes? So I don't see the problem here. You want your security to engage targets armed with guns, better fucking give your security guards guns. I used to be an unarmed guard, made $13/hr, no fucking way I would have fought someone with a gun.
>>69331571
jesus fucking christ this pisses me off
>>69331513
Seriously. I don't even think it was beef with him he just saw someone that wanted to start some shit and bow'd him.
>>69332031
it's a club/team gym, he's warming up while watching his friend lift, stop trying to read so much into it
>>69331771
Dude wtf is wrong with this cunt. I take my gf out with me when I do outdoor workouts (kind of parkour stuff) and she could run circles around this dumb cunt, why is this blonde cunt in the military!!!!
>>69331771
This makes me rage.
>>69331663
kek atlast she's a decent deadweight to pin him down
how did she manage to suceed the physical test for the job ?
>>69332265
Maybe she should spend more time washing her rape cloths then wearing them.
If you gonna talk shit about women be ready to get you ass kicked by string independent feminist overlords, ok?
>>69331443
What's the story? Security guard end up dead?
>>69335345
Which ones the female?
>Female
>police
>>69336619
Basketball American casually striding away from two short fat useless female police officers is priceless.
>>69334398
Running first and warning later huh
>>69331571
/pol/ has made me hate the world. :(
Can you show me something good now?
>>69335345
>"I've done karate for a year now I can beat anyone up if they mess with me"
Jesus christ these people are the worst (both men and women),
>>69337285
Always black belts.
>>69331771
she's not even fat
yet she wouldn't finish the very first obstacle w/o some guys help
why do they demand equality again?
>>69334641
To be fair, it's some European military unit, so it doesn't matter.
>>69336619
nigga was jogging n shit
>>69337419
Because they actually believe that they are equal.
Most modern women genuinely believe that there is virtually no difference between a man and a woman.
Arm wrestle a woman or do an activity with a woman and you will notice just how shocked they are when you easily completely overpower them.
>>69331537
Some places have a woman on security so she can pat down women entering the business and toss bitches out without being accused of rape. They are usually ghetto dykes
>>69331537
She is clearly a nig
>>69337736
>Arm wrestle a woman or do an activity with a woman and you will notice just how shocked they are when you easily completely overpower them.
Kek I did this at a party and she was dumbfounded I could hold her hand still with no effort.
>>69336619
Dispatch, we're in pursuit of a mid 20s black male
6 feet tall, 150 pounds
Shirtless, sagging pants
Wearing chain
Any leads?
>564,970 matches
>>69334592
Its actually a curves womens gym
>>69336619
I can just imagine this guy telling this story to his friends once he got back to the crack spot
>>69336619
Now I know why all those niggers think it's okay to fight back and run away. Even policemen gunning down niggers is women's fault.
>>69337736
Can confirm. My wife and I were both in the Marine Corps. She told me how much of a reality check it was when she got to follow on training and ran the obstacle course outside of boot camp the first time. You see, boot camp is gender segregated and the females have a different(read smaller, shorter, and easier) obstacle course than the male's. The problem is, outside boot camp, all courses are the same as the male's. She went from thinking she was really good at that and could keep up to realizing that she's not even really competitive to almost every male.
>>69331443
i would give this dude a huge fucking raise
way to assess and react to the situation. im sure it helps that some bitch nigga was pulling out a gun to shoot him but obviously his "help" had no intentions of stopping someone from killing people.
this dude should save this clip on an SD card and go an interview for high paying security jobs. show this in interviews.
>>69336619
They started to pull down his pants. They just wanted the BBC.
>>69336619
Reminder: These useless cunts earn more money than you and have a pension plus benefits waiting for them should they decide to quit the police force prematurely.
It's a wonderful world, isn't it?
>>69331771
>the cucks keep helping her
Throw them all out, none of them are fit for the job
>>69331443
She is a decoy, notice how the real bouncer(in white) was seated across from her so whoever is addressing her has their back turned toward him.
And she is a great decoy, nothing causes a black man to lapse in thinking more than a fat white woman.
>>69337982
>curves
>having barbells and large pl8s
>>69338466
Fat white women were made for big black cock.
>>69334590
>>69331513
The dude pulled a gun on him, wtf you think he's gonna do?
>>69337233
if it makes you feel any better, by the time we're old and cranky it will probably be better again.
There's no way it could get consistently worse for another 40 years
>>69337233
its always darkest before the dawn.
>>69337948
we have the sames
>grill gets into my face at party that she is really strong and challenges me to arm wrestle
>be 100Kg fitizen
We tried to laugh it off with the group but she insisted and finally I did it for shits and giggles. The delusions of women have no limits. Actually took it too seriously and being drunk forgot that we were using beerbong table as the platform and crushed my elbow through it while trying to snap her rotator cuff.
>>69338562
He walked in looking dead ahead until the big guy confronted him.
>>69334592
>stop trying to read so much into it
As if any normal guy wouldn't be watching them tits bounce whether they were just friends or not.
>>69331891
>2 plate
kek call me back when she gets 4.
t.autistic /fit/izen
>>69331495
Then get another job, pussy
>>69331495
Chances are you don't work at a nigger bar much less carry a firearm.
>>69336851
That bitch is so ugly.
It makes me wonder why 4 chin fags have a raging boner for her.
>>69337736
the only activity i do with woman actually requires woman
>>69338106
>boot camp is gender segregated
whats the fucking point?
do they expect a conflict zone to be gender segregated as well?
i did my basic military training before all this equality bullshit hit our army, yet i recall some male recruits having a hard time passing some exercises
dumping this down because you are not satisfied with the results is not just just dumb but irresponsible
giving female soldiers the impression they are just as capable in a fictional environment which has nothing in common with reality all for muh equality
>>69331443
>I work as a bouncer
>was working one night when a guy arrived with a spear-gun wanting to kill the manager
>ended up pointing it at my off-sider who was watching the door at the time
>mfw my off-sider kept him distracted, using a small table as a shield while shifting position so I could throw a heavy bar stool at his head
>mfw it hit him so hard that he had to be taken to hospital
>mfw we both drink free at that bar now
>>69338218
I don't want to live anymore
>>69338880
They're trolls or leftists.
We're full of them here, this is their "frontlines".
>>69331891
>>69338684
Those are rubber plates for crossfit faggots. They weigh about 15-20 pounds. This isn't impressive in the least, lol.
>>69332031
>numale
How is he a numale kek. Getting strong is admirable, you should be preparing like him anon.
>>69331891
Did she seriously just drop the bar that close to her feet?
>>69336619
>>69331663
Any more like this?
>>69337233
There is nothing good in this world anymore. The Jews have taken everything.
>>69339246
>a spear-gun
kek at the cuck kings australia
>>69332031
>nu-male without weights
Working out in the gym. Check.
Using a barbell and stretching. Check.
Mirin' some jiggly tits. Check.
That insult was unjustified.
>>69331513
It's a black joint unless the owners enforce it most of the day there selling drugs the fact some guy walked in with a gun kinda makes me think it even more while it could be just a normal robbery the nigger was likely hoping to get away with it due to local drug traffic and them taking a lil longer to call cops.
but big nig here tackled his ass so they had plenty of time to hide shit.
>>69339246
how to get das boot jaw?
>>69331443
>dat big nig elbow
>>69331771
she's some kind of reporter testing the militarys drill, right?
>>69331443
Guy in the white shirt handled the situation really well. good reactions and keeping the gun under control.
>>69337356
especially the ones who have just got it. You can tell because the belt is still stiff and rigid like cardboard.
>>69337959
>150 pounds
he's least 200
>>69338269
On the contrary its very common for military training to encourage sticking together with your unit and making sure everyone finishes together.
>>69331443
>tfw you carry a firearm but still never go around niggers
Not that it is hard. Not many where I live.
>>69338569
anon..
>>69340498
To be really honest, I probably wouldn't fare much better than them doing this.
>>69340472
Problem is, that makes you as strong as your weakest link. Women seriously compromise the strength of a unit.
Anybody who actually supports women in combat rules should be put to the sword for treason.
>>69339246
>mfw we both drink free at that bar now
Lots of managers do that to workers while on the job.
Which is a bit fucked desu.
>>69334808
divesity quotas
>>69340824
As a developer, this one got me
>>69340936
diversity quotas trigger me so god damn hard.
"well mrs. shaniqua watermelon after reviewing your resume and testing your skills you are in no way shape or form qualified for this position. But i see you are black and a woman, so you are hired. I'll let all the highly qualified white men know to kick rocks."
>>69331443
>recoil so hardcore it sends two niggers down a cotton sorting chute
>>69340824
>mfw she's using dream-weaver
>mfw all she did was use the insert table function in layout mode, then flip back to html code
>mfw she can't even take screenshots
>>69340635
average man vs world class female motocrossers
>>69341010
>>69340824
It's a table in a table and css outside of the head.
It's literally wrong in any version of html.
>>69331891
That's not as heavy as you think it is.
>>69337285
I fought a taekwondo blackbelt at a charity event and I only have a very small amount of kickboxing experience and do some basic exercise. I feel like he got scammed.
>>69338106
>wife
>in the Marine Corps
Are you fucking retarded?
>>69340824
does that code actually do anything?
Im an electrician never had to learn how to do fancy shit like that.
>>69341272
top kek, she is probably using the table as a div, I also did shit like that when I was 12
>>69341074
I think I get why this image enrages me so much. The way she sneers her lips to bare her teeth there must be triggering some kind of aggressive response and seeing it as a snarl.
I notice Russel brand does the same thing and then acts the victim when people respond to his aggressive body language.
>>69338577
>its always darkest before the don
FTFY
>>69331571
>There's only one road in Canada
>>69340635
These are women attempting to do the same course men do. They're the best there is at it and they look like clowns running the Wacky Races.
>>69331571
KEK my city got cucked by them too
had no idea they were wymyn
>>69338269
Watch the whole thing, it looks like a team exercise where they need everyone for the final steps.
>>69339890
That's the "proper" way to drop weights if you have them in an overhead position. I use quotations because she is doing crossfit and the entire weight is probably something like 80 lbs max.
>>69339890
Admit it, you've never done a clean and jerk in your life, have you?
>>69340082
No single person robs a crowded bar you dumb fuck.
Obviously the Jamal was in the bar earlier and saw Tyrone, who he had beef with. So he left the bar and grabbed his Hi-Point. Then came back to smoke Tyrone not knowing the bouncer was a fucking gorilla.
How sheltered are you guys.
>>69341758
Good analysis. I think you are right.
>>69332031
>I'm so stupid it took me 4 years to realize I was raped
>>69335345
Is that Daddy Howard practicing his slapping technique?
>>69341568
it's not code that actually runs, it's broken html and css which just tells the browser how to interpret a website.
>>69340498
>People spend their time going out and watching this shit
>>69337285
Karate, Tae-Kwon-Do, and Aikido are all fucking scam martial arts.
I still remember my first (and last) karate class where I got partnered with a student a few belts above me for a blocking exercise. The goal was to swing at him with a fake knife, and he was supposed to block it, the instructor made us telegraph the swing like crazy (nothing like how you would do it in a real fight) so your partner has a nice, easy, clean block. I figured, what if I don't telegraph my attack at all? Once I started hitting a guy who had years more experience than me I realized it was a fucking horseshit martial art. The instructor came over and basically said that I was supposed to lift the fucking knife back and then swing, rather than a quick jab from a neutral position.
It was at that moment I realized that this famous Jim Carey skit was not far from the truth at all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_vvI26NnwE
>>69338569
>>69338577
>>69337233
kek, if we are lucky we might see the start of the race war.
Until then society is slowly going to errode away.
>>69331443
>Hiring women as security
Every single person in there would have died for the absolute fucking stupidity of the person who did that.
>>69332265
Unless she was "raped", with a body like that you just know it was a nigger
why aren't women redpilled
Reminder that ever kid and manchild who sees this movie (still #2 in box office) is going to come away from it with the message that cute girls are just as capable as men and affirmative action is good and necessary even in emergency services seared into their brains.
Meanwhile this is reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_WYGtZ7K4
>>69332031
She makes rape seem so empowering.
>>69339651
There's still 6 of them, plus the bar.
that's a 100 pound deadlift.
Not bad for a female.
>>69335345
>That gi top
Jesus Christ just get a bigger jacket you fat nigger
>>69342732
I like how in the Olympics they get points for lightly grazing their opponents helmet with their toe.
>>69342847
I didn't watch the movie, but didn't that stupid bunnynigger need help every step of the way
>>69340824
correct me if I am wrong, but that doesn't count as coding... I am fairly sure that is scripting
>>69342753
I'm trying to white knight but everyone in her position would've done the same, that big guy only managed to do that because he was at an advantageous position where the gun toting nig couldn't really see him before he's too close.
>>69343229
I'm not*
>>69343204
>didn't that stupid bunnynigger need help every step of the way
Like in Furiosa Road ft Mad Max?
>>69331495
You wouldn't even make the others alert to the fucking situation?
>>69343229
No, everyone in her position would not have reacted in that way, and you know it.
>>69343332
Well how would you react then?
>>69342732
Sounds like you were a cunt who didn't follow instructions and doesn't get how training is supposed to work. You practice slow and exaggerated at first and then speed up and do more realistic attacks when the movement is ingrained in muscle memory. "knife stalking" isn't something you get utter newbies training with because people are just going to end up hurting each other while not actually learning anything.
>>69331495
>$10 an hour i make.
I once knew a New Zealander in London who earned about $2000 an hour as a security guard. Guarding saudi princes, he was a old millitary guy and was a giant. You should get one of those jobs. Would you risk your safety then?
>>69343393
I certainly wouldn't flee silently into the back of the bar, for starters.
>>69343467
So you're basically willing to risk your life in that position?
>>69340824
A TABLE
IN A TABLE
INLINE STYLING WHILE HAVING THE STYLE TAG
triggered
>>69331513
That was badass. Did he "get wet"?
>>69331771
looks like this is from the fifth round of the obstacle course and she's getting tired, but it's actually from the start. i mean how is this possible? she must be completely untrained.
>>69342847
Throw yourself at the door you stupid bitch holy shit I'm getting mad just watching it she's so afraid to fall down that she's just lightly jumping at the door.
>>69343539
Willing to do the job I was paid to do, or at the very least not leave a whole bar worth of people to possible death by silently fleeing from the area I was paid to guard.
>>69343539
That's your fucking job when you work security stupid.
>women
>>69342732
Well it isn't really a fraud. Most of the people outside just pretend to know karate, etc.
The martial arts are genuine, I once met an aikido master. Man was able to make me fall to my knees by shaking my hand.
It's a shame no one realizes that you need to commit your entire life if you want to actually use the martial art in question.
>>69343713
>risking yourself for a bunch of bar hopping degenerates
It's okay man, no need to act all high and mighty, we're all anonymous here
>>69343539
look you signed up to do security. are you saying if someone hires you to protect people your view on it is, "OK sure, pay me to protect this area and the people in it, but if i'm ever in any sort of danger i'm running away like a bitch".
You can argue about whether it's worth putting yourself in danger for shit pay, but that is what you are getting fucking paid for.
>>69343802
OH NO she put her sweaty ass in front of his face, WHAT WILL HE EVER DO?
>>69343841
>I once met an aikido master. Man was able to make me fall to my knees by shaking my hand.
Was he that charming?
The only thing good left in the world is anime and video games.
>>69331891
Them tits.
>>69343802
that guy is diamonds when he has her on the ground
>>69343982
Not particularly, he was a fucking psycho who spend every waking moment practicing that shit.
>>69343904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBydqyIfAsY
>>69343909
I agree it's stupid to sign up for that kind of job when you don't have the balls to actually do it, but you guys are hating on someone who's just trying to save her life, is that really so wrong?
>>69344008
how does this happen?
>>69343853
You're right, I have no reason to lie, so I'm not.
But I understand how difficult abstract concepts such as honor are for women and non-whites.
>>69344008
WHAAAAAAT
>>69343539
I can forgive her pussing out and fleeing, but not screaming and making it obvious that there's a guy with a gun is being accomplice to murder as far as I'm concerned. She didn't flee in panic, she made the calculated effort to not speak up.
>>69341936
Go on street view and look at the landscape from Kenora to Nipigon (north west Ontario )
Tell me if the landscapes good for building stuff on it
Bonus: tell me how much dynamite was used
>>69344008
fuck man
>>69344008
What the fuck is this?
>>69343131
>6
>deadlift
please leave
>>69344090
We're hating on someone for signing up for a job that they're obviously not qualified to do.
>>69344105
Never ever lock your knees while leg pressing
>>69342732
lol, my wife has a black belt in karate from when she was a teen and admits that she can't do shit. she regrets it now. we're signing up for a boxing class, so hopefully that goes better
>>69331443
People are not equal. A marathon runner is not equal to himself if his leg is blown off. A marathon runner is not equal to himself when he is older. I had to do group projects in high school. I did most of the work, and got more points than my group. People don't want equality but rather fairness. Just because it isn't equal doesn't mean it isn't fair.
>>69344105
Never lock you legs (extending them alway the way out)
Also drink your milk, and take your vitamins brother dude jack
>>69344008
nigga give that bitch a glass of milk holy fuck
>>69344008
>opressing_machine.webm
>>69341264
>>69340498
This is hilarious
>>69339890
What the fuck else would you do at the end of a c&j?
>>69344159
Kek
>>69344110
Where's one and two?
>>69344253
Why doesn't the machine have a bar or something under your legs to prevent some idiot from doing this, though?
Just painful to watch fuck
>>69344253
>>69344284
really? i don't do machines but it seems like a really shitty excercise when full rom is dangerous.
>>69344261
boxing is infinitely more useful in a streetfight(pretty much the main reason people take martial arts to defend themselves against) then karate or any other meme self defense shit. Also anyone who says "bbbut it might go to the ground" has never seen a boxer in a streetfight. 9/10 they will KO the average shit talking thug before it goes there.
>>69340978
saved.
>>69344359
Here's 2 >>69343904
1 was already posted earlier, here: >>69340498
I'll see if I can dig up a bonus clip for you though.
>>69338218
and they can't be fired without suing for the sexist card
>>69344487
>pretending to be knocked out
in the oven she goes
>>69338106
>be marine
>marry marine
why
t. marine
>>69331891
If that's 225 lbs I'm impressed
>>69344008
please tell me this is fake
>>69340498
my sides
kek
the slow motion hahahahahahahahahaha
you can see them squeezing the brakes before that jump over the logs lomao
fucking, shit prison colony, kek
kek
and the fucking x-games logo hahahahah
sdlkjhsdpfkhsdjkfhsdjklfhkjsdfhds
>>69344403
It is.
>>69339192
so they dont rape each other in training
>>69343841
>Aikido master
Holy shit, this is literally the most weeb tier of all martial arts. Look up literally any real martial art vs Aikido and watch those fucking weebs get their asses kicked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIBi_lszsg
>>69331495
You're a pretty shitty security guard then and deserve to earn shitty money for your non existant work.
>>69343802
i downloaded like 40gigs of this series
dont bother, they dont even try to be sexual about, they dont show anything ever
>>69340978
this brings me to think: women would make great tank crews.
>inb4 muh women driving
>>69344606
It isn't.
>>69344621
That's why we say not to lock your legs bro, that's the exact reason.
>>69344159
that's not really her fault, unless you could her lifting 5 feet from the door so people can look at her while she does
>>69338684
What is t. ?
>>69343426
Sounds like you're a fucking retard. Karate is literally a worthless martial art. Try using it in an actual fight and get your ass kicked.
>>69341568
it created a list something like this
"TITLE
-PAGE1
-PAGE2
-PAGE3"
>>69344008
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=028_1425793041
with sound
>>69331571
Kek
>>69331771
This is what happens when you put women on the front lines in the military. Lives are unnecessarily lost for this shit.
>>69331571
So diversity is almost all women yeah?
>>69344728
the reality is, my russian friend, you simply cannot trust women in combat. ESPECIALLY without a man there to supervise and make sure they actually, you know, fight the enemy. What do you think happens when an all female tank crew comes across an adorable child shitskin with a bomb strapped to their chest? I'll tell you what happens, "but think of the chilluns" and a tank plus an entire crew gets blown up. This is just one of many situations in which you would quickly regret sending women into combat.
>>69344957
diversity is everything that isn't a straight white male
>>69344914
i cant watch it...i'd rather watch IS executions than this shit with sound.
>>69344621
nope its real happened here
>>69344859
Just amazing
>>69331571
This is actually really pathetic.
>women
>>69345028
>diversity is everything except for qualified people
fixed
>>69345033
*crack*
>>69345106
Maximum cuck
>>69344945
>>69331771
If it makes everyone feel a little better this woman is just a reporter who wanted to run the course, and the guys were helping her through it.
>>69345155
pls no
>Women in sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDvMBPZ5Bik
>>69344999
that's where you take their own children hostage and threaten to gulag them should the commissar see any sign of weakness.
checked btw
>>69344008
>That tit grab
>>69331443
I wouldn't expect that fat lad could move so fast.
>>69340635
That is why you are making idiot out of yourself. They are.
>>69345028
>diversity is everything that isn't a straight white male
also: Asians are white (example: the silicon valley is too white hype during the last year).
http://www.unz.com/gnxp/why-does-the-mainstream-media-keep-lying-about-silicon-valley-demographics/
>>69332031
>I had sex with my boyfriend 4 years ago
>he did not use physichal force he let me do it
>4 years later I decide it is rape
How the fuck can anyone take this seriously?
Two years ago I was drunk and a fat butch at a party was rubbing my crotch, I didn't tell her to stop. She eventually pulled my dick out and started sucking, k still didn't make her stop. Then she led me to a room, I was to confused to say no, she laid me down and fucked my boner.
I realize this is now rape and will promptly report it to the athourities
>>69344728
Have you ever tried to sling a tank round? Them shits is heavy
Also good luck having women perform field maintainence on a tank when something breaks
Finally,
>women drivers
>>69345138
mein fuhrerness
>>69337077
Watching your country being destroyed and not doing anything huh
>>69345065
and some more >women
>>69345065
Why? If you want to exercise like that just get a log for fucks sake.
>>69344676
dunno but i doubt anybody passing the psychological test would be this retarded
will you would have your occasional intercourse between male and female recruits i doubt rape would be such a big fucking deal
non the less even we did stupid initiation stuff like the beer bong with some people almost drowning
pic related
looking back it was awfully retarded and irresponsible
but thats what young people are
good times
>>69345217
>that's where you take their own children hostage and threaten to gulag them should the commissar see any sign of weakness.
you could, or you could just skip a step and send the men you had to hire to kidnap the children into combat in the first place. Seems easier to me
>>69331771
This is bullshit
What did you expect from a fat bitch anyways
My ex was practicing kick-boxing, 1m60 and 50kg and we used to run marathons together and shit
Most of my male friends could not even do the half of what she did
>>69345239
I knew someone would say it.
>>69337233
have a pupper anon
>>69345207
>airhorn
>>69345138
>you will never have a daughter that boos and huffs when a nigger walks into the wrestling ring
why even live tbqh
>>69338651
Obligatory 4 U
>>69338218
Not in America. Beat cops make shit, but do have a pension and benefits. Plus, because they're women they'll be up for promotions to easier desk jobs that pay triple the amount in a few months.
>>69344000
congrats you're the only non-faggot who responded to that webm.
Everyone else who responded, I have some bad news for you...
See you at Pride homos
>>69344008
Shoulda done SS faggot :^)
>>69345435
she was booing a white man
>>69331495
You make $10 an hour LOL im a security guard too and i make $33
>>69344008
BOTH LEGS
ALL TWO OF THEM
>>69345207
only thing worse than women in sports are women watching sports
they don't know what they're on about and they never shut up
>>69344008
I don't know what I expected.
>>69345531
let me dream anon
pls
>>69331771
God Damn reminds me of my boot camp, literally had to baby them, fuck I remember our ruck march, my friend carried this girl's m4 because she was going to pass out, he tried to pass it off to me, mother fucker I'm carrying a 249. My friend ended up Fucking her alot, he showed me pics, no wonder he was cucked, still friends with guy after 10 years.
what about them?
>>69345662
allahu ackbar
>>69345550
you're a big guy
>>69345505
any man who gets married in the current year is fucking retarded. knowing this board i'm going to get a bunch of "ya right faggot my wife is a 10/10 and hates mexicans and will never cuck me". Maybe, but odds are you are going to get fucked over in the end. Marriage is not what it used to be. Great for the woman, awful for the man.
>>69337959
underrated post
>>69340498
I would rape that boring course.
>>69344008
Jesus fucking Christ. I dislocated my knee cap in the Navy and I had almost forgotten what it felt like. Thanks for bringing back that fucking memory, Kraut.
>>69331443
That guy was brave no doubt and probably saved lives. But I wouldn't die over a 10 dollar an hour job either. I've done security. We're told to observe and report, getting involved is a big no no that leads to lawsuits.
I don't blame her, see guy with gun? fuck no leave and let him take/kill what he wants. It doesn't look like they are armed, so she is clearly unmatched.
>>69344859
wow
>>69345186
Her face fucking kek
>>69344563
Repeat it a couple of times.
It goes: punch the face, elbow to face, back of the head to the wall. KO
Not pretending at all.
>>69345240
>I wouldn't expect that fat lad could move so fast.
If someone pulls a gun on you, or is a cop, you'll move faster than anyone could anticipate.
>>69345656
Women in the military is such a Goddamn joke for this very reason, you've got like 99% men with a lone woman in the middle causing nothing but chaos and division as all their lonely dicks look to her for relief.
so? still a chick, i can deadlift more then hear
>>69345531
Aww man, not the Miz...
>>69343131
>deadlift
Why do dyel's even bother commenting on weightlifting or in her case crossfit.
>>69342847
_ ___ __ ___ ___ _____
>>69345969
>then hear
holy shit it looks like it's actually possible to get drunk off your small foamy beers
>>69331771
>reason we lost both world wars
>>69337077
Yes, duh.
What did you think you were going to get when you hire unarmed security? Son Goku? Fist of the North Star?
You don't even get meat shields too dumb to realize they're not bulletproof. Those things aren't real, they don't fucking exist outside of video games and comic books. What you get are people that are just one step above a cardboard cutout of a security guard, they won't blow over in the wind but they will fold at the first sign of danger, and won't even alert you to it until they ensure their own safety first.
>>69346073
Fuck the bunny... yes yes...
>>69339651
>80 pounds
>not impressive
>>69345897
You can read that face like a book.
>Dat moment when you feel wanted for the first time in your fat life
>>69345924
Holy shit man let me tell you about when we deployed to Afghanistan, we were trapped in the Afghan police station taking idf, fucken woman on the radio freaking out, can't give you distance and directions, she's just saying, "over there, by the that rock" we're on a fucken radio not a cctv, then they were Fucking everyone on base and people would look at our patched and say, "Hey you're that unit with the females" fucken embarrassing.
Bitches and whores
>>69343802
Honestly my only goal would be to hide my boner in this case
But I would fucking love it to be treated like this, I must admit
>>69340978
I couldn't get past the peeing into bottles and pooping Into MRE bags, and neither would any women
>>69331891
She is working out. She have nice titties. And she is quite cute. I see no problem here.
>>69346123
well you lost the second one because you let japan attack the most powerful country to ever exist or ever will exist. America. Then we told the ruskies and the brits to stop being little bitches and saved the world. Feels good
>>69345771
Not if you marry a girl whose family would disown her if she divorced.
>>69344859
Took her 3 minutes
>>69345737
For you
>>69331495
Don't you get into ANY legal trouble if you fail to stop someone from doing something crazy in the place?
>>69346232
I refuse to believe this is real.
>>69340498
The worst part was this was the championships or some bullshit.
>>69346356
No, you're just shit at your job
>>69342847
>thinking Zootopia isn't redpilled af
get out normie
>>69344159
What the fucking shit?
Was she seriously trying to cheat on a clean and jerk?
If you honestly can't even get the fucking weight off the ground, then, LOWER THE FUCKING WEIGHT YOU RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69346391
Jesus, they're like children.
>>69346477
Top kek
People in clubs are degenerates anyway
I wouldn't even stop my homie Ahmed going in and allahu akhbaring
>>69346356
Most $10/hr security aren't expected and in fact in many cases prohibited from doing anything that could hold the company liable. These are acne-ridden-hamburger-flippers of the profession.
>>69344008
this made me almost vomit, i can't watch things like this
>>69346555
>>69344159
Apologies. Upon further inspection, it looked more like a shitty snatch.
God I love weightlifting terms.
>>69346479
it's not manchild.
>>69340824
It's not even fucking code. It's HTML as in, MARKUP LANGUAGE. There's no logic in it anywhere. Go on, make a functioning program in HTML 4.
>>69345828
she's so muscular and stocky, very unattractive
>>69342847
desu senpai that's not what it's about; they even make a point about how that the bunny can barely do any of the real police work because she's fucking tiny
>>69346231
Gender quotas in the military is basically murder. The people who passed such laws should be jailed for their crimes.
>>69341907
Underrated senpaitachi
>>69341568
Despite what others are saying, this HTML will actually be interpreted by most browsers (HTML is insanely forgiving), but it is full of errors.
You can view it in all it's majesty here: https://jsfiddle.net/neL7twgs/
It's pretty crappy. Nearly every line of this code contains something you should never do.
>>69346222
Is it?
>Dont do weights
>Just pick shit up and move it for work
how different is it from picking up an 80L tub of water and hauling out of a shoulder height door in the wall?
>>69345065
oh god those another year at the gym comics were true
>>69343802
She could dominate me any day.
>>69346705
<form><submit/></form>
bend over, autist.
>>69344008
Can't stop laughing
What happened afterward ?
Did she really break her legs ? I didn't know it was even possible
>>69336619
There's affirmative action for you.
>>69343802
He has like 8 seconds to lock her in but chose face sitting instead. These female "athletes" wouldn't last 10 seconds vs most random guys on the street though.
>>69346624
No one would blame you too if they don't arm you.
>>69345662
I hope she never fucking does a squat without a belt.
>>69346817
browsers will try to render pretty much any garbage you throw at them because of garbage wannabe webdesigners like her
>>69340824
code... make web sites.. sure
that's DESIGN, any 14 yo can this shit.... LEECHES LEECHES and more LEECHES
Fuck those people. NOT ENGINEERING.
Wonder how many robots she program with that, wonder how many factories are controlled by html, yet alone airplanes, trains and it's railing systems, tanks, helicoters, cars
yeah all html
>kill me
>>69343802
At that point I'd just try to hide my boner.
>>69340824
That is Dreamweaver generated HTML, she didn't even code it. She's trying to take credit for clicking the "table" button.
>>69346555
As a tall person, I deadlift with blocks under the weight. Everything has to be to scale but most weights are designed for short people for some reason. Literally can't keep my form without the blocks simply because of how far I have to bend down to grab the bar without them.
>>69344008
>locking your knees like a true pleb.
>>69331771
This is the kind of shit you see during fucking K-9 training. "Come on, boy! You can do it!"
>>69347111
>Hiding it
>Not impaling her with it
>>69346897
This is why you're poor Russia. No sweet coding monies for you.
>>69344859
she has to be drunk,right?
>>69344859
Watch this while playing this in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>69346925
Fucked her shit up for life most likely. Those knees will never fully recover from that.
>>69344261
Women have 50% of men's upper body strength and 70% of men's lower body strength.
Sign her up for muay thai so that she can learn how to properly knee and kick somebody in the balls. That's about the only self defense move for women that makes sense short of getting a gun.
>>69346897
There's no logic there. It's markup. You need PHP or another programming language to actually have that form function. All it does is tell the browser there's a form and a button.
>>69347246
kek strong rebuttal.
fucking script kiddie.
FUCK ate a seditive last night(damn needed).... put my cash loaf somewhere smart...1h ago.. now it's gone in my office... uuuuuuuuuuu fuck.... and I'm about to pick up 100 cures... fuck pills
also you might notice an angry norwegian fisherman the comming time.. but hey it's pol, who am I warning... a half numale half testo croud kek
Gibs me muneys.. money money money... damn how is this is possible.
was gonna say any norfag numales need to become me, realizing the police frequent this board and they are no longer allowed to use steroids so their are sour now
>>69347253
shes fokin dead mate
>>69345186
If she would be last female on the planet, I would go full homo also.
>>69346391
lel the second woman even grabs her shoulder as he is pulling her out of the water
>tfw you can't even save them from drowning without hurting them
>>69347294
>That webm
Jesus Christ. Why?
>>69344159
That helpless hand shake when she freezes in a crisis situation.
>>69336619
>Female "officers"
>British "officers"
>>69347329
so it *instructs* the browser to basically generate a front-end controller huh?
>muh not real programming
fucking infuriates me.
>>69342732
Aikido is always bullshit. Tea Kwon Do is severely lacking in the punching department but has good kicks that can knock fuckers out cold. Karate is legit in its purest form with live sparring.
This all assumes you don't sign up for some McDojo. It's not always the art that bullshit but you will find lots of completely unqualified teachers.
>>69347294
What a fucking trooper
>>69347457
>saltywhitewomanenragedatyellowfever.web
>>69342732
>that guy who goes full retard when you're trying to drill something for the first time
>>69345106
This is a joke article. Totally satirical.
>>69345828
I know this girl and she is still more feminine than most of feminazis shouting about "muh patriarchy"
>>69347552
For reference,
>American officers
>>69343131
I was deadlifting 260lbs in competition at 114 lbs at age 14. She is weak.
>>69342732
It's not necessarily the art, but 9/10 the martial art has been watered down so little kids can get a black belt in 5 years and make the gym lots of shekels. I don't know anything about aikido, but Karate and Tae Kwon Do can be pretty legit when done properly
>>69347769
MUH COPS ARE NAZIS RHETORIC
>>69347315
And that is ignoring how men more easily build muscles and so on. Most women end up far weaker in comparison. But hey, it's just a myth that men are stronger.
>>69347184
go tell /fit/ your shitty excuses
>>69332031
>It took 4 years for me to realize
>I WAS RAPED
That's some Ace Attorney shit
>>69331771
she's probably a reporter or some actress
they do this here on brazil too
every now and then they send a reporter to the army to show how tough the exercises and preparing can be etc.
>>69348030
No, she's not. We have quotas to fill my friend! They are now pushing for the admission of women into special forces and such aswell not on merit but based on gender. Aren't these wonderful times?
>>69347894
Everything I don't like is Hitler.
>>69348023
What that means is she was a normal non-pozzed person until her sex life was audited by some radfem in college and she was convinced that some sexual encounter of hers she probably hadn't thought twice about before was now rape.
This is how HIV of the mind spreads.
>>69348200
She actually was just a reporter running the course, doesn't deter from the core point of women being near useless in combat though.
Well, black women can still fight I guess.
>>69345337
Crossfit intentionally breeds a cult-like atmosphere with absurd team exercises designed to promote group identity rather than fitness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQsnmtI93ks
>>69331771
kek women in the army best joke I've ever heard
one time at the shooting range our drill instructor had to take the girls' rifles away because they couldn't hold the proper upright firing position for like 60 seconds and were shooting all over the place. 2 of the 3 girls started crying. zero stress tolerance as well
>>69344008
YOU SEE THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG IN THIS WORLD
THIS CONTRAPTION WAS BUILT BY SEXIST MEN TO TORTURE WOMEN WHO TRY TO STAY HEALTHY
>>69343802
>mfw I fap to this kind of porn
I don't even like cuckoldry or BDSM and hate any kind of pain stuff but for some reason mixed wrestling gets me diamonds every time
>>69348346
That's not a fair comparison though, they have black magic enhancing their strength
>>69348346
But can she run ?
>>69340824
>/pol/ gets triggered: the post
>>69347528
The guy stepped on her fingers so she let go. i assume she just needed somewhere to put her other hand.
>>69348346
>black woman
When you're throwing dining hall tables and palming steel chairs like basketballs, I don't think you can even count as human anymore.
>>69348202
he's saying that's what you say, retard. only niggers hate on cops. look at the video, nothing of value was damaged.
>>69348346
Black women aren't technically women, they're black men who can have children. And she looks exactly like the female recruits shown in the media here, where they get to carry less, do less and are expected to perform worse but all of that is okay. The enemy will certainly take that into consideration.
>>69347960
Yeah, those are averages taken from a study that tested non trained individuals that didn't even do any sport. So it's base stats.
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