Why doesn't all Latin America unite into one big federation?
>>69329619
For the same reason Brazil is constantly vetoed a permanent seat on the U.N. security council. The Spanish speaking countries wouldn't allow it.
>>69329619
who is this fluid druid?
>>69329619
Already tried that,it wouldn't work
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gran_Colombia
>>69329695
>giving Brazil a permanent seat on the security council
Who the fuck thinks that is a good idea
What for?
>>69329619
Because drugs, shadow banking, money laundering, human trafficking, gun trafficking...
Take your pick
>>69329619
They tried in a Call Of Duty they got rekked by two
mentally challenged kids and their dog.
>>69330065
why does the one on the right look...orange/yellowish?
>>69330065
>No bangs
None
>>69330065
Fuck Mexican
Kill Venezuelan
Marry Dominican
>>69330065
Dominican has the best body but she's too dark for me. I'd probably go with the Mexican
>>69330065
Venezuelan all day baby.
>>69329822
Brazil
>>69330235
Mah boy!
>>69330065
>hoverhand
why
>>69329619
Why doesn't all Europe unite into one big federation?
>>69330326
she's a fat pig and doesn't want to acknowledge Dominican babe's tiny cute waist.
>>69330065
Fuck, marry, kill
>>69330349
They're working on it.
>>69330065
Venezuelan has the best face
>>69330349
Europe is slowly turning into a federation though
>>69330065
Fuck the mexicunt, marry the Venezuelan, kill the island nigger
>>69330349
>>69330349
Because, unlike Latin America, they have worthwhile individual national cultures that they want to maintain.
>>69330065
Is that Arriany Celeste on the far right?
>>69330613
muslim federation with the middle east
>>69330478
>>69330613
how much time will take?
I want to live to see that...
>>69330684
it won't be much different from Latin United America
>>69330643
You mean they had.
>>69330643
>Because, unlike Latin America, they have worthwhile individual national cultures that they want to maintain.
Except Sweden and Germany, who have national cultures that they want to destroy by all means necessary.
>>69330789
well....
I've lost interest now
but thanks for the answer I supose
>>69330065
give mexico the dick
give venezuela the ring
give dominican the rope
>>69330958
Good choice imo
>>69330065
why choose? i choose all 3
>>69329819
What went wrong? You're all the basically the same mongrel race, speak the same language, Spanish heritage, etc. How are there differences large enough to justify disunity?
>>69331186
Try reading the article
>It was disolved at the end of the 1820s and start of the 1830s,because of the big political diferences that existed between supporters of federalism and centralism,also the tension between the regions that integrated the republic.
>>69330065
Mexican marry
Venezuela fuck
Dominican rope
Would my offspring be degenerate if i racemix with a mexican?
>>69331925
No it would be less degenerate since it would only be half a refugee loving cuck.
>>69331977
why so mad neighbor?
>>69332079
Just telling it how it is nachbarn.
>>69330326
Probably doesn't want to get that orange paint smeared all over.
>>69332131
what if i tell you that i am 50% polish?
more or less degenerate?
>>69329619
>Latin America
is this some new country I haven't heard of
surely you aren't talking about central and south america like they're actually in some way influenced by latin or roman culture
>>69332300
Given the current state of the German people I'm gonna go with less.
>>69329619
They can't. Take Mexico for example; it is filled with different factions of states within states; ie. criminal organizations. I've heard Colombia is not much different...
>>69329619
Because they can't agree on who gets to be the most incompetent and corrupt asshole.
>>69330349
Actually they're working on it a Caliphate
Because of peruANOS
Why doesnt all of Europe and Middle east unite into one big caliphate ?
>sudacas
>>69330065
>I'll take a white person for a 1000 dollars, Alex!
>>6933017
This is the first thing I thought of as soon as I saw this post.
>>69329695
DESU, I think the UK and France need to be kicked off the security council and replaced with Japan and somebody else. They're no longer super powers, they no longer meet their NATO requirements, they're letting themselves get overrun and are going down the drain. They aren't an industrial power, but are service sector economies that are about to crash again.
Maybe we could let India in one the security council on the caveat that a loo has to be installed in every house in India, and each turd on the street will force India to pony up 5 rupees.
>>69332333
We speak Latin languages
>>69332814
You don't know what the security council is for do you?
>>69332611
Nice Filename.
Also checked.
>>69330235
I dated a Venezuelan she was crazy but I'll probably never fuck something so sexy again
because we dont speak spanish
>>69330065
Marry Mexican, Fuck Venezuelan, Fuck Dominican.
>Maybe kill Venezuelan. Looks like a Jew
>>69329619
damn she's fine.
>>69332868
3.5 inches
>>69332970
But you guys do share a common currency in the form of bananas
Oh god, i don't want even por peruvians and bolivians flooding my country, luckly we have Argentina as a buffer zone, but fuck that, would be cool if it were something like Arg+Bra+Ven+Uru.
>>69332868
I dated a Mexican, she too was crazy and a sexy fuck, but goddamn I didn't want to deal with those issues for the rest of my life.
>>69333040
the only country here that uses bananas as currency is Brazil,the others have even more worthless currency
>>69333062
Fuck the Venezuelan commies senpai
Also we're about to annex Bolivia anyways so dont worry about them
>>69333162
>He thinks the US dollar is worth less than a banana
I dated a dominican black girl.... she wasn't crazy, but we had way too much sex to the point where 6 mo later she dumped me because i couldn't nut anymore with her anymore....
>>69333330
I had no idea you guys used USD as currency i thought it was pesos like the others what the fug
>>69333487
We used Sucres like 16 years ago
>>69333040
well played, neverlands
>>69329619
Because USA sponsored every coup in SAmerica since the 60s. It is the backyard that American imperalists want to keep under their control. They would never allow an American union because that would mean that SAmerican could pursue their own geopolitics without USA.
>>69331186
Even if they share certain things like being raped by the Spanish (and bearing Spanish rape babies) and language, each country is still very different, and those differences will not allow unity.
Some would want to get more advantages over the other, and no one wants to compromise. Also, there are strong disputes between some of these countries that has yet to be resolved, making any cooperation impossible. It would be nice though, as they won't have to flock to the US if they can unite and form a strong economy so no one wants to leave.
>>69330065
Fuck, Marry, Kill the nigger halfcast
>>69332814
Considering france and uk still have more nukes than everyone, bar the us, russia and china of course...i think we will stay, thanks.
>>69330065
Cherrypicked mixed race south americans
REMINDER SOUTH AMERICANS ARE SUBHUMAN MONKEY SCUM AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.
>>69330326
>>69332549
The eternal wetback attack again
>>69333315
Think of the oil, the vast amounts of oil, it could be our own saudi arabia.
>>69334078
Like emus?
>>69329619
Because we don't dirty native manlets, faggot cumskin Spanish-speaking farmers or people without toilet paper or people that speak Spanish at all sharing the same borders as us.
We may be shit, but we're a different kind of shit.
>>69329695
>implying we wont make it after Bolsonaro is elected and increase the military spending by 3x
You know nothing, maple
>>69329619
Because more people can get rich off corruption if its broken into small parts.
>>69333875
t. Lars the cuck
>>69334221
7-1
my dick wasnt ready for this thread
>tfw ive been cucking a mexican dude
I would feel bad if he wasnt so omega and oblivious
>>69334325
You're not a kraut, stfu
And even if you were you wouldn't have the right to say that because Brazil is now part of the group of the last non-cucked countries on Earth, while Germany is on the other side of the thing.
Reminder that there is no American blood on Brazilian soil and there will never be because you obese cucks still have jungle warfare PTSD from Vietnam.
>>69329619
The Americans would Monroe plan the fuck out of both continents if they ever got the slightest hint of them getting their shit together
>>69334629
>Implying
We've got a whole new generation of dumbasses serving this country
>>69332333
Yeah, the English you're speaking is a mix of various languages, including Latin. Pops, Britbong, was a Roman province.
Some names that you think were originally English were actually derived Roman/Latin names. For example, Mark/Marco is Marcus, derived from Mars, the Roman God of War. Paul/Paolo is Paulus.
Words that you thought were English are also actually Latin. The month of July is Julius, after Julius Caesar. Albino/Albinism came from the Latin word albus, which means "like white" or "white". Scientific classifications of flora and fauna are also in Latin.
There's a reason why Latin America is called that. The Spanish language is heavily-influenced by Latin, which is then taught throughout most of Central and South America. Latin America is also predominantly Roman Catholic, which they got from the Spanish, who got it from the Romans.
If you are of European descent, or North African (including Jews), or in a country that has been occupied/colonized by those mentioned, your existence has been molded by Latin/Roman culture and language.
>>69335543
Still afraid to step in holes with sticks covered with feces and venomous snakes or being meme'd on by IEDs constantly, John?
If you know what is good for you then let us handle our shit and stick to target shooting goatfuckers on the desert and producing overly expensive trillionaire useless fighters.
>>69329619
Why dont we take a bunch of drug dealers and make it so they don't have to cross any borders
>>69334221
Bolsonaro isnt going to get elected unfortunately,too many libcucks here
>>69329619
Because Spanish accents are terrible and they would all need translators
>>69332854
This: >>69332814
Is a common opinion among political scientists and has been for twenty years. Including people like Dr. Wyn Rees of Nottingham University. It's not an uneducated opinion and your dismissal of it shows your own ignorance.
>>69336524
Bolsonaro is a meme. He's a loudmouth. In the military he was a warehouse manager. Brazil would rather elect a fucking actual clown. At least Tiririca does his job.
>>69336773
Who the fuck cares,i'd rather have a loudmouth there than commies for 4 more years,this country is already done anyway,only a civil war can save us
>>69336996
>I don't care who rips me off as long as they're my ideological similar
This is why your country will always be poor.
>>69337067
Latin American in a banana peel
>>69336278
The US military wouldn't even have to flex, let alone step foot in South America, to fuck Brazil
>>69336524
>what is Trump effect
He went from 2% to 8% on polls in just 2 years. Once he can openly start campaigning (and therefore not violating the TSE laws) he will skyrocketeer as he BTFOs shitty opportunist social democrats from the PSDB and the commie wackos from PSOL and the irrelevant parties.
>>69336773
>Bolsonaro is a meme. He's a loudmouth.
No. He has been openly campaigning against degeneracy on the national congress for decades now. If it wasn't for him Brazil would be a cuck country right now.
>In the military he was a warehouse manager.
>the fucking infantry of the paratrooper brigade
>warehouse managing
It's like saying that Trump served on the SEALs and that he was warehouse manager because of that.
>Brazil would rather elect a fucking actual clown. At least Tiririca does his job.
>let me teach you about your country
Fuck off burger. Tiririca literally did nothing out of notice on the national congress.
>>69337067
We dont have any good candidates senpai,which is why i said this country is done
>>69337160
>le "let me teach you about your country" meme
Poor shit skinned trash keeps getting ripped off
Can't figure it out
What could the problem possibly be
It must be the commies or the PSDB or foreign influence
Cause it couldn't be us
It couldn't be our own fault that we keep getting taken advantage of like this
>>69337216
People want a military government, especially in Centro-Oeste. In Goias and MG they talk about it openly.
>>69330065
Islam allows polygamy, marry and fuck all three
>>69330065
The white one.
>>69337437
MG isnt centro oeste but i see your point,i live in Brasilia btw,people here have hated PT since forever,we would love it if the military took over again
>>69330643
This.
>>69337216
I bet you must be one of the meme monarchists that wants the country to be an aristocratic hellhole leaded by a literal faggot again.
>>69337340
What the fuck are you even saying? You think that MG is on the Center-West region. You think that the majority of the people want the military to take over. You must probaly think that race-mixing here is a recent thing as well.
You know nothing about Brazil other than the shit you've redaded at Wikipedia. No wonder the Middle East got even worse after you constantly kept intervining on it, you cucks pretend to know everything about every country and in the end you don't know shit.
>>69330065
>Drumpf wants to deport this.
>>69337934
I actually want the military government back but that doesnt sound too bad either desu
>>69330205
>marry
They're all going to look like this when they hit 35.
>>69330065
I'm Dominican, but Venezuela.
>that contrast with my brown skin
I'd fuck all of them of course though
>>69330065
fuck and marry all of them, kill anyone who tries to stop me
>>69329619
This would only work if Brazil and Mexico were willing to make it work.
But Brazil don't need a shitton of immigrants right now, so fuck off with that idea.
>>69329619
Because spics hate each other more than they claim white people hate them
>>69333875
Not every coup, at least not in Brazil
>>69330195
never heard of high yellow?
the yellow rose of texas?
>>69336524
He is/looks different. Good.
His voters disgust other people. Pushing away more voters. Bad.
We gonna forget 2014~2016 in 2018. Bad.
>>69337216
The people are the only ones who can do something. But we are always expecting other people to do something: politician X, politician Y, military, God, batman...
>>69330065
I'll give them a good dicking.
Suppose some sort of eu style borderless zone will decrease the global price of cocaine
>>69329819
Because we hate each other
>>69329619
>hnnnnng
CoD already did it, reasoning in game for their becoming a superpower was smart when the game was made DESU
>>69329619
why would it?
>>69329619
Because if you combine shit with shit it's still shit.
remove chile pls
>>69330065
None ((;
>>69342812
Such strong bant gringo
>>69329619
bbva is in spain
>>69342812
this desu senpai
>>69332549
Someone post the Peruvian Nazis video
>>69330195
Shes black but she bleaches her skin
>>69340674
oh look... it's the POOREST nations...
>>69333894
solidarity does not exist within races. if it did there would never have been WW1 or WW2 or any european wars ever.
>>69342960
You guys use the US dollar as your currency. Cucks.
>>69342960
No soy gringo.
It would literally be /lat/: the federation.
The day of the union of states of latin america will come. But name it CHILE
>>69343144
Atleast we aren't using made up coins like our neightbors.Also can't call us cucks when eveything """American""" is made in China
because we don't want to :^)
>>69343307
>Implying it isn't just chile cucking everybody from sea.
No thanks m8
Also fuck off we are full
>>69338157
I want too but the population is too much polluted with all that anti-military and evil dictatorship rhetoric from schools and colleges.
>>69343307
We will never stick togheter with Spanish speaking shits. At most we'll get into a economic union leaded by Brazil and nobody else while our companies get preference.
>>69343415
>economic union leaded by Brazil
Oh boy, if thats the future, please kill me already
>>69343920
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Chile
That's not only the future but the current present as well. After China collapses you won't have a choice but to join a greater South American economic union and suck our multiracial salty cock.
>>69329619
They've tried before with Gran Colombia and the Federal Republic of Central America.
At this point in time, though, it's probably a lot to do with the fact that it would really only benefit one or two powers in the area, namely Brazil and Mexico. The Spanish speaking parts would probably stonewall Brazil until Brazil just said fuck it and left. Argentina would want the Falklands, and no one else would give a shit until they left too. Bolivia would ask for its ports back, everyone would say no, then they would leave too. Chile would wonder why they have to pay for little shits in Central America and why they keep getting dragged into everything when they had a perfectly nice system of isolation going on and leave. Central Americans would continue killing each other. And Mexico would pull a Mexit. Then, with a majority of votes, Colombia would finally achieve its goal of annexing Panama.
>Laughing CIA Jew
I'd rather have the country further broken. Fuck the north and northeast, they can develop on their own and stop draining our money. Also, their votes are too fucking easy to buy.
>>69343415
>Spanish speaking shits
Fuck off, Thiago. Your language is trash. I feel like killing myself whenever I hear someone speaking Portuguese, also known as Niggerspeak. Kill youself.
>>69344500
Don't you have a caliphate to prevent from rising, Hans?
We may speak a shit language and a live in a country beyond shit, but we still don't have mudslimes nor cuckery.
Enjoy raising your wife's mudslime children and obeying the sharia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
>>69344419
You forgot
Venezuela will keep asking everyone for toilet paper
>>69330065
VENEZUELA IS WHITE!!!
>>69330065
>>693341>>69334187
Ven's oil is heavy crude mud. Even if they do pay some white folk to come drill it out for them, they'd still have to import light crude to mix it.
>>69333487
Ecuador and Panama use the dollar, which is why they aren't eating shit unlike Venezuela and other currency-control states.
>>69343059
If they reunite again, the GDP would be $1 trillon. 16th richest nation in the world.
>>69333487
I'm a burger and I knew that one breh
>>69330065
I'd dom in her cana if you know what I mean
>>69329619
Girls like this is why I have managed to remain being heterosexual in the age of internet porn with all its numerous fetishes.
The only thing that could make this picture better is if she had a big fat cock bulge in her shorts.
>>69329619
Do drug cartels count?
Just passing by to say that I only clicked this thread for the OP pic.
>>69329619
>implying Latin American get things done
>implying we like each other
>>69349429
>Implying Latin America gets things done
What about that one time we overthrow the Spanish?
>>69349631
We never asked to be """"Liberated""""
>>69329619
Because we have nothing to do with them.
Also, most Latin America is poor as fuck, irrelevant and filled with retards(like Bolivia). Nothing good could came from such union
>>69329822
Kek.
Could be weird, but soon after the WWII the US wanted it.
The soviets didnt liked it because they thought we would be cucks of muricas.
>>69329619
They should just come back under the motherland's rule if you ask me, mi familia.
>>69330643
Nice culture there Jamal.
>>69330065
Marry fuck kill, easy.
>>69338217
protip: white women would too without plastic surgery
>>69350783
>marry mexican
you do know what happens to them when they hit 30 right? they all turn into yeb's wife. every single one
>>69330643
At least we have a culture
>inb4 why do they move here if they have a culture
Because in USA they get a better pay for the same shit they do here.
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercosur
Soon
>>69351729
>Mercosur
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Literally socialist block
>>69329822
Your country thought it when the UN was formed. Britain and Soviets opposed.
>>69329619
Democracies aren't particularly fond of joining up with one another because it reduces the power of political parties. Latin America has been largely democratic for most of its history.
Americans are a bit lucky because they got to start as a democracy sitting next to a lot of relatively "empty" land that they could easily conquer or buy, and then settle..
>>69351426
Get her started with anti-wrinkle cream at 20 and you won't have to worry about it senpai. Also make sure she exercises and keeps her figure.
>>69352330
Don't you guys have a South American union thing? How does it compare to the EU?
>>69344419
Spot on
>>69353731
Unasur is literally a forum. No budget, not backing of any actual policies, no benefits to any country that joins in, or anything.
Even the United Nations seems like a powerful organization in comparison.
>>69330175
This is one of those aggressive states isn't it? Those Latin Americans are really violent.
>>69330643
>europe
>have culture
choose one
>>69330065
You win.
>>69331186
>australian calls us mongrels
Take a look in the mirror
>>69329619
Because that game was absolute shit
>>69330065
>>69330205
shit taste
>>69330065
¿Quienes son estas inmigrantes illegales?
Seleccionaria la venezuelana.
>>69330065
Fuck Mexican, Marry Venezuelan, Kill Dominican. Easy.
>>69356416
This
>>69329619
Because the world isn't based off of call of duty you autistic retard
>>69356416
They're all too fucking crazy to marry.
Stay away from latam
t. Arizona
el latinoamericANO
Wouldn't mind confederating her ass to my perfectly average sized dick tbqh
We hate each other.
>>69356416
Came here to type this. Would fuck dominican as well but we got too many shitskins in the world already
>>69351729
>65% white
gave me a giggle
>>69329619
because america will give them some freedom as soon as they try to have some sort of unity.
>>69330206
>>69338478
These.
>>69344419
Nice summary.
LATIN AMERICAN FEDERATION NOW :^)
>>69329619
Because we cucked them with our cainite seed. They can claim to be independent from the motherland, but we left them the curse of the eternal fraticide. They'll sow nothing but interregional hate, forever doomed to be taifas, no brotherhood or solidarity will walk on their lands.
>>69338217
No they don't, that's 50+.
>>69356834
FUCK YOU SERRANO
;)
>>69330065
Venezuelan looks white
>>69358935
True, even inside each country we hate each other.
>>69333062
More like Argentina+South Brazil+Uru+Chile
>>69330316
Aren't they Irish?
That pic has been floating around /int/ for years.
>>69359139
Leave the north away, nuke slums and the upper class zones of Bs As and we're on.
>>69330065
yovannaaaaa
>>69330065
Fuck Mexican
Marry Venezuelan
Snuggle Dominican
>>69334221
You guys need to elect this Bolsonaro fella. The world is slowly turning to right, UK elected conservative, Argentina elected righ-wing, Putin in Russia and Trump on the white house soon. The age of uncucking is nigh. Don't stay behind this time, hues.
