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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C89X69bNM1g&feature=youtu.be&t=53m22s
This is the funniest fucking thing
You can see the gears turning in his head and you can pinpoint the moment he stops and thinks "Nah, fuck this"
Please make this man your president
Well shit.
That was like the breath of god coming down and inspiring him to shitpost. I wonder if this happens every time he tweets.
>>69327107
its 45 minutes long... any chance you know where the pic related is in the timeline?
>>69327932
53:22
>>69327972
Teddy is a good name for a future President desu
>>69327932
>he doesn't know how to read a web address
it says 53m22s in the fucking link you dumbass
>>69327107
Lol his fucking face when he says it
The more I see of trump the more I like him
>>69327107
So quick, defends his family, blows the fuck out of a fake, and stuns Anderson.
The god emperor has returned.
>>69327107
Cooper with the plebbit humour
>>69328235
>>69328804
when does this shit happen?
its a fucking hour long
seriously people
>>69327107
WRECKED
>>69327107
>I, uh...
STUMPED
>minority religious groups
MRS GLORIA VANDERBILT can't even bring himself to say Ted's legal name.
>>69327107
"I don't know what touch means."
Is he trying to be a living meme?
>>69327107
did ted's name used to be rafael?
>>69329251
his full name is rafeal ted cruze
>>69329001
>>69329071
53:22
its timestamped in the url...
>>69329001
USE YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT THE LINK YOU CUNTY MILLENIAL FAGGOT
>>69329251
yes
he's also lived in canada for most of his life
>>69329251
It is Raphael.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cruz
He switched to his middle name to sound more all-American.
>>69329251
it always was rafael, fucking mexicunts are sneakier than the jews
>let me into your presedency esse
>>69329356
>>69329395
i'm not cut out for american politics the deception is real
>>69329001
>>69329071
learn how to read a web address/this very fucking thread.
>>69329443
He's from Canada you fucking retard
That's probably worse though
>>69329804
>yes esse i am a pure blooded anglo from canada, let me be your president, free churros for everyone!
>>69327107
Can someone explain to me how exactly this is funny?
I genuinely don't get it
>>69329865
damn czechloslovakia, you really hate those beans.
>>69329866
captain here.
Trump has been calling Rafael 'Ted' Cruz "Lyin' Ted" all along the campaign trail.
Cooper tries to tell a scummy joke at the expense of a 2 day old baby named theodore by asking if Trump was going to call his grandson "Cryin' Ted", Cooper gets BTFO when Trump reminds everyone that Cruz's real first name is Rafael, underscoring his non-native-born status.
TL:DR Cooper had a giggle m8, Trump bashed 'is fookin' 'ead in, sware on me mum.
>>69327107
PATAY
do you guys think el rato was bullied in high school?
>>69327107
Fucking lel. They weren't expecting the bantz.
>>69330213
Wait what, why can Cruz run for president if he's non-native born?
>>69329443
kek
that's just like them too they're sneakier than they let on.
>>69330451
Welcome to America friend, where everything is made up and the votes don't matter.
>>69329804
I guarantee you Canada is a far, far better place than Mejico
>>69330636
I'm upset that this exception was made for someone like Ted Cruz, when it could've been made for someone like Schwarzenegger
>>69330676
check out the third girl. She just gets kicked over, is clearly still conscious as the one guy starts cutting her head off before cutting her jugular.
>>69330715
The argument is that since his mother was a citizen, he gains citizenship. It's a bit shaky, but there's precedent for it.
His birthplace is the least troubling aspect of his candidacy.
>>69330715
Arnold didn't have any parents that were citizens when he was born
I think.
>>69329460
It's okay ausfag. Most Americans feel the same way. Just have to do a lot of research on your own whenever a "big news story" hits about a politician or candidate.
>>69330794
you realize theyre all drugged and cant feel shit, right?
>>69329356
Ted is his nickname, not his middle name.
>>69330891
Why would they be drugged?
>>69330715
it hasn't been made
people are just afraid to bring it up, and I suspect it will be a major deal if the RNC tries to deny Trump's support
it's the biggest weapon Trump is saving for the right moment, Cruz is basically unable to run for the office at all
>>69330817
>The argument is that since his mother was a citizen, he gains citizenship. It's a bit shaky, but there's precedent for it.
I really doubt that, natural-born doesn't mean "born anywhere as long as your parents are citizens"
>>69330919
so they all shit their like good goys, its a feature of all cartel videos
https://youtu.be/C89X69bNM1g?t=1022
Does anybody else really dislike Trump's response to this? The Lt asked Trump how he will stand up for minorities who can be mixed up with Muslims and teach people about the differences between the groups, and Trump basically completely goes off-topic and talks about how he opposed the Iraq war.
The worst part is how Cooper doesn't even call out Trump.
>>69331125
>so they all shit their like good goys, its a feature of all cartel videos
You mean sit there?
Are you saying you wouldn't sit still and wait for a quick death when there's 10 people with rifles around you anyways?
Do you think the people who spew propaganda for ISIS in the beheading videos are brainwashed or being mind controlled? No, they just play along so they're granted a swift death. If they don't, they'll be tortured to death slowly.
>>69331235
okay grill anyone else on the specific logistics of his policies and see if you get a straight answer
>>69331034
It has been a big deal in the past.
In 1964 a challenge to Barry Goldwater's eligibility was before the Supreme Court, but they never ruled on it because he lost the election. Goldwater was born in 1909 in the Arizona territory.
John McCain would have faced a challenge in 2008 but the Senate passed a resolution declaring that he was a Natural Born Citizen (Senate Resolution 511)
Cruz will absolutely face a challenge to his eligibility if he becomes the nominee. Anyone claiming otherwise is lying.
>>69331235
Trump is always offense not defense. Rather than explaining away to concern trolling, he restates his position. Right now nobody will even admit the fact that islamic terror travels with muslim immigration. And while sikhs are bros, they should worry less about fee fees and get angry at the globalist agenda to let muslims invade develop western nations like a plague.
>>69331034
from an article on the subject.
What does it mean to be a "natural born citizen"?
Most legal experts contend it means someone is a citizen from birth and doesn’t have to go through a naturalization process to become a citizen.
If that’s the definition, then Cruz is a natural born citizen by being born to an American mother and having her citizenship at birth. The Congressional Research Service, the agency tasked with providing authoritative research to all members of Congress, published a report after the 2008 election supporting the thinking that "natural born" citizenship means citizenship held "at birth."
There are many legal and historical precedents to strongly back up this argument, experts have said.
Those precedents were the subject of a recent op-ed in the Harvard Law Review by two former solicitor generals of opposing parties, Neal Katyal and Paul Clement, who worked for Presidents Barack Obama and George W. Bush, respectively. They wrote that "natural born" had a longstanding definition dating back to colonial times.
British common law recognized that children born outside of the British Empire remained subjects, and were described by law as "natural born," Katyal and Clement wrote.
"The framers, of course, would have been intimately familiar with these statutes and the way they used terms like ‘natural born,’ since the (British) statutes were binding law in the colonies before the Revolutionary War,’" they said.
Additionally, the first Congress of the United States passed the Naturalization Act of 1790, just three years after the Constitution was written, which stated that children born abroad to U.S. citizens were, too, natural born citizens. Many members of the inaugural Congress were also authors of the Constitution.
>>69331238
except its a proven fact that los zetas drugged them
>>69331235
this guy is fucking unstopable
>>69331508
>Trump is always offense not defense
He's been established as the "counter-puncher" since the beginning of his campaign. He's the one who gets attacked from all sides then has to be on defense, even with the Michelle Fields ordeal and the Ted Cruz PAC ad.
>>69331561
Can you give me any sources for that proven fact?
>>69331516
The article is misstating what the Naturalization Act of 1790 says and does.
Those legal experts would be at odds with the Senate of the United States in 2008. And the federal courts in 1964.
Don't listen to anyone talking about this subject who can't be bothered to mention Senate Resolution 511. Their opinion means less than nothing if they can't cite history that recent.
>>69329416
But his middle name is "Edward," that doesn't shorten to "ted" either
>>69331698
do you need them to internet search for you?
are you willingly giving into negative emotions just to be spiteful for no reason?
you can search for yourself. if you find nothing, bring it up. if you do find something, you can decide to move on with your life or continue to try and expand your mind like a being of high ethics?
>>69331698
www.meatspin.fr go to cartel videos > los zetas > 4 women
>>69331660
Misdirection and parries are closer to offense as they shift and disorient your opponent
>>69331734
fair enough. I feel like there's lower hanging fruit to go after when it comes to El Rato. Good to know though.
>>69331800
yeahhh it does though.
>>69331034
>I really doubt that, natural-born doesn't mean "born anywhere as long as your parents are citizens"
The US Code currently provides for both jus soli and jus sanguinis citizenship at birth. See: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1401
Jus sanguinis in particular has been in effect since the Naturalization Act of 1790. Broad jus soli was invented by the State Department in response to Wong Kim Ark although the decision doesn't require it, but I digress.
As per Article I Section 8 the US Constitution, the Congress has final say on who is and is not a "natural born citizen" with the exception of those provided for by the 14th Amendment. For the purposes of the law today, "natural born citizen" is synonymous with "citizen at birth."
>>69331800
Ted is a common nickname for Edward
just like Jack for John, Dick from Richard, Hank from Henry, and on and on
>>69327107
now this is just rambling on my part but remember that dumb thread we had a while ago about how "Trump doesn't trink coffee or tea"?
not that I don't support Trump but he's sipping either tea or coffee from a mug at 8:16.
either he was lying about never drinking coffee or tea or he just broke his own rules.
>>69331989
It shortens to Ed, Edd, or Eddy.
>>69332030
he's not sipping either tea or coffee
>>69331516
Wouldn't this have applied to Obama as well, even if he was born in Kenya? His mother was/is an American citizen at the time of his birth...
>>69332030
I love you Austria, but please, just shut the fuck up.
>>69331800
For example see The late senator Ted "the swimmer" Kennedy. Real name Edward.
>>69332073
how do you know?
drinks that usually go into mugs = coffee or tea
drinks that usually go into glasses = soda, mineral water, juice
I'm not claiming to know I know what the substance is but usually you put tea or coffee in a mug.
>>69332109
Hence his continued stay in the office.
>>69332176
i know because when trump says he doesn't do drugs, it's pretty fucking valid
hope you realize you can get decaf coffee and decaf tea as well
I love the fucking chicks "comment-question" "uhhh can you be more politically correct and calm and less of yourself on cameras ok?" Glad trump didnt give her real point the time of day. Gotta respect the balls hes got.
>>69331238
Drugs are definitly a thing but also there are interviews that describe that they bring them out constantly for "execution" but never do it. So people start to keep think its just another fake so they dont try anything.. and then get killed for real.
>>69331998
Incorrect, but congrats on Wong Kim Ark (1890) shame you missed the case before the Supreme Court in 1964 about Barry Goldwater, or the Senate Resolution 511 which declared John McCain a Natural Born Citizen in 2008.
>>69332122
and why? I'm not gonna do anything like that.
I know it's an incredibly minor detail but still.
>>69330836
why did you save this.
why did you post this.
>>69332109
Yes. Same fags who were playing footsie with birthers for years, are now pretending they'd have thought Obama was a natural born citizen anyway.
>>69329251
Yes. He's Rafael "Lyin' Ted Cruz" Cruz.
>>69332218
>hope you realize you can get decaf coffee and decaf tea as well
well semantics or not, that's still tea or coffee then, isn't it?
>>69331734
The relevant part of the law for jus sanguinis: "And the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond Sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born Citizens: Provided, that the right of citizenship shall not descend to persons whose fathers have never been resident in the United States..."
Even by the 1790 standard, Cruz meets the standard. His mother was a citizen of the United States and his father had been a legal resident for several years before going to Canada for work.
>>69332173
Just for you! I love anyone who'll kick that fat piece of shit, even if he is dead.
>>69331235
You like Trump because of his ability to delve into topics in a nuanced way?
Really?
I thought most people were in it for the memes and entertainment.
>>69329251
He's half-Jew, half-Cuban so of course is name is Rafael Cruz. He's the same level of Hispanic as Marco Rubio, down to his name. You can see he's got a squat Hispanic face mixed with an incredibly bad hairline and hook nose, he looks like he's melting.
Ironically, ¡Jeb! has an extremely god-tier Anglo name: John Ellis Bush.
>>69332199
>>69332298
That shit actually really pisses me off.
I know some people who are Pro-Cruz, and next time I see that, i'm going to wave this in their fucking faces.
I'm a Sanders/Trump fan, but Cruz scares the shit out of me. If he wins, we'll start seeing him do everything he can to attack our Secular status.
Fuck that.
>>69332345
what a shame, this chick had nice titties
>>69330213
Also, and I haven't seen any anons comment on this, but Trump acts like Cooper is directly talking about Cruz... he doesn't assume that Cryin = Lyin, he acts under the assumption that Cooper is calling Cruz "Cryin Ted," and acts like everyone in the room already knows it.
>>69332008
No, Rich is from Richard. Dick is from Dickhard.
>>69332248
Senate Resolution 511 was a formality to prevent a pointless court battle. It merely affirmed what was already law and in no way changed the law.
>>69332345
Reminder that if you encounter such subhuman trash like those guys and have the choice then just give them a quick death. Don't fall to their level.
>>69331516
The problem is that Cruz is running for the highest office in the land. We need a court ruling on this, seriously. Because if it is Cruz vs Hillary, you can bet your ass Hillary Clinton, the same person getting off totally clean of the email case despite incontrovertible evidence against her, the most corrupt American politician alive, will use it against Cruz at the 11th hour, just like what happened to Romney.
>>69330836
stop derailing the thread, you spastic autist. reported too.>>69330676
>>69332345
>hey eyes are still moving
gonna be sick.
thanks for nothing. i already hated mexicans i didn't need to see this.
>>69332326
Naturalization Act of 1790 was replaced by the Naturalization Act of 1795. That was superseded by Naturalization Act of 1798 and that was repealed in 1802.
>>69329865
Kek
>>69332345
>>69330836
>>69330676
dam_son.jpg
>>69332600
>i already hated mexicans
Fucking racist piece of shit Trump supporter.
>>69332533
If the battle would have been pointless, Obama could have not launched it.
He actually co-sponsored the Resolution. Try reading it.
>DONALD trump you have taken heat all week for posting a mean pic of teds wife
"Well Ted started with the wife stuff"
OMG THATS A 5 YEAR OLD
THING TO SAY
is trump just supposed to take shit like that and not respond?
All of these sociopaths start trouble and them cry when he responds
>>69330676
This is the kind of misogynistic treatment that Trump wants to bring to women in America.
>>69332655
he doesnt want to be beheaded
what a bitch
>>69332616
Yes, but no future Naturalization Act contradicted jus sanguinis. Citizenship continued to be granted to the children of citizens born abroad as a birth right.
>>69332753
Cooper isn't wrong, you know.
That IS a childish thing to say.
>>69332892
No it's not
>>69332366
>trump is somebody's "joke"
Time to go back to the CBC forums Rajesh
>>69332449
good catch, i missed that originally.
>mfw it gets better.
>>69332707
>If the battle would have been pointless, Obama could have not launched it.
Obama didn't launch any such legal battle.
>He actually co-sponsored the Resolution.
Exactly.
>Try reading it.
Try not making assumptions.
>>69332846
Cite an actual legal opinion on that which hasn't been overturned already.
>>69330451
His claim to the throne is "Well neither is Obama", pointing out at least one of his parents weren't an American citizen, not to get into the whole birth certificate thing either.
>>69332892
Trump is a foghter that is how he conducts his campaign. If you wanted somebody else to be still in the hunt for nomination you shouldve made sure someone else got the nomination through either party.
Trump is a fighter, deal with it. Right now your alternatives suck.
>>69332987
You know what, fuck you. You don't win. You're just citing bullshit laws that were completely replaced twice before being repealed.
Contradicting the legal arguments made in 2008. Ignoring 1964.
Suck Rato's dick and stop wasting my time.
>>69332935
It really is tho.
You hear kids use that all the time. We're supposed to be a little better than that as adults, and have a little more perspective on things.
As adults we're supposed to be beyond the whole "Billy pushed me so I pushed him back" scenario.
Of course, there are circumstances where you are fully within your rights to push Billys fucking face in, but the difference between kids and adults is knowing when it's appropriate.
Whether or not it's appropriate in this situation, "Rafael did it first" is still the same excuse a kid would use.
>>69327932
>tfw your detective skills allow you to inspect the image closer and see the upper left corner where it says "8:59 PM CT" and go exactly there in the video
>>69332992
So your argument is that my argument is flawed because the Supreme Court has never ruled on a case exactly like Cruz's. By that standard, your argument is equally flawed.
>>69333134
The 1964 and 2008 disputes and resolutions in no way support the idea Cruz isn't eligible.
>>69329866
Anderson got BTFO by trying to make a joke insulting his grandson and it blew up in his face.
While it doesn't seem big or extreme it goes to show the constant attack and low blows he dodges and counters every single day.
Damn, Trump knocked the whole thing out of the park
>>69333188
>As adults we're supposed to beyond self-defense
No. What Trump said is not childish but what you and Anderson are saying is very feminine. You're usung the same argument winen use to get away with insulting and hitting men "take it like a man".
I have never heard a man say it's childish to push ir bantz back when someone gives you shit.
>>69330715
Rules for a States Governorship=/=Rules for Federal executive branch (POTUS)
>>69333296
If any other candidate was under this much heavy fire they'd be finished.
Well, except maybe Hillary, she's corrupt enough to sweep it under the rug (along with a few bodies).
>>69333403
Btw anderson is a legit cock sucking faggot so he doesn't count. It makes sense he would say that especially after joking about his grandson.
>>69332892
>universal moral principles are for children
Oh God here we go
Couldn't find it, not sitting through an hour of this bloviating retard, I give up.
>>69333918
It's in the URL - 53:22.
Stop fucking embarrassing us.
>>69333918
It's the last minute.
>>69329001
Right around when he says he wants Saudi Arabia to have nukes
As someone who uses his second name as main name because I dont like my first name since I was young, Trump's movement is pathetic, considering his grandfather himself changed his surname, which is by far worse.
>>69332047
Ive known multiple Edwards whose nicknames were Ted or Teddy
>>69334201
What is your first name?
What time does he make cooper read from his notes??
>>69334298
One too common here to be used without a nickname.
>>69331847
This is such a crazy gore site
>>69334201
It's not his middle name, it's a made up name.
>>69334474
Hans? Fritz?
>>69334636
Sorry mate it's Ahmed
>>69334636
Close enough
>>69334736
I just told a friend that a retarded american would make that comment.
>>69334630
Edward can be Ted.
>>69334877
Were you taught to wash your foreskin properly at an early age?
>>69334877
>I just told a friend that a retarded american would make that comment.
Oh, so you have a live-in Bull do you?
So progressive.
>>69332271
Are you surprised that he lies and contradicts him all the time?
Most countryside niggers only support Trump, you must know how very intellectual they are.
>>69334877
It was only a yank because he beat me to it. Handle die Bantz, Heinrich.
>>69329460
Jeb is an acronym of John Ellis Bush :^)
>>69335024
Nederkanker pls go, can't wait for your country to sink beneath the waves.
>>69332452
underrated
>>69335265
Us, sink beneath the waves? We'd just build another Holland. A better one this time. Fucking abbo.
>>69335599
Doubtful, you're not even a real country, you're just another EU state, they wont let you do shit. You will have to disperse to the other parts of the EU and maybe move into Sven's shed.
>>69335670
pfft/ We just built another 40 square km of Netherlands. We're the only country on earth actually growing in size.
Get fucked, Aussie.
>>69336492
>>69335599
Why don't you relocate all muslims to areas that can easily get flooded?
All you would have to do next is bomb barriers that keep sea levels in check and blame it on mohammed.
>>69336631
When all areas of your country can easily get flooded, you dont have to relocate anyone.
Anyway, we built a dyke so strong and technologically advanced, the only way we get flooded is if we melted antarctica down.
>>69334201
Furrfag/leftist merkel-pussy shut the fuck up
You don't even know what you're talking about
>>69335150
Source for this video?
>>69332008
>Jack for John
HOL UP
>>69333918
>Calls someone a retard
>cant even look at the image
Jimmy, i have some bad news
>>69332008
Ted is not for Rafael though
>>69327107
30:45 onwards
>6 million
>merchandize
>no influence
>banks are not giving me money
DOGWHISTLING TO THE MAX
>>69329248
Hes saying, a touch and what she said were two different things.
>>69327107
>You can see the gears turning in his head and you can pinpoint the moment he stops and thinks "Nah, fuck this"
It's the same here, but instead of "fuck this" it's more like "oh man you gonna get rekt".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>>69330636
Now let's move onto our first game, Party Quirks. This is for Trump, Cruz, Kasich,.. and Jeb
>>69332345
Why didn't Trump bring up Rafael earlier?
>>69339760
Probably because there was no point, his name had nothing to do with him.
Or maybe he was playing the long game and knew his grandson would be named Theodore so he ups the "Lyin' Ted" posts so the media asks him about it.
How do you go from Rafael Edward to "Ted" ?
>>69340568
Edward gets shortened to 'ted'
it's a british thing
>>69332176
Hot Chocolate
>>69332393
>he looks like he's melting
Absolutely underrated comment 10/10 laughed out loud
>>69327107
>>69327107
>>69327887
I don't get the joke
pls spoonfeed
>>69342728
>Ted Cruz
>Lyin' Ted
>newborn baby Theodore Trump
>Cryin' Ted
Except of course that Cruz's real name is Rafael Cruz, not Ted.
>>69342728
>>69342989
also
>>69343141
>>69342989
thanks fellers
>>69334371
Near the beginning
I want a sitcom or a reality where Trump and Anderson Cooper live in the White House Odd Couple style.
>>69333918
>bloviating
Is this the newest liberal media buzzword?
