AUSSIES: You are 3.1% of 4chan visitors, yet contribute 100% of shitposting- explain
>>69325357
>shitposting
That's not how you spell quality bantz.
>>69325471
>implying you can spell
>>69325357
I'm just shocked an American knows how to read statistics given they're removing 9th grade maths from your education system
Source?
where are all the chinese posters
are they all lurking some comic/anime page ?
>3 threads about australia in 30 minutes
pls stop
is this a new and reliable way of sliding or something
Visitors =/= Posters
I've seen other figures that put Australia as up to as high as 10% of all posts on 4chan
>all those china
nani
>>69325686
This.
China is 4.7% and yet I only see two chinks posting.
australians have been replaced by tay and the return of ghost
>>69325357
Canada and Turkey contribute at least a third of the shitposting.
>>69325522
>implying you can count.
Muh 6 gazillion.
>>69325357
China is 4.7%
Lol they must be just lurking in the shadows or something
>>69325357
That's not true, Israelis are the biggest shitposters and we get about 6 million of them a day.
Americans, across all boards, are much worse posters than us
>>69325522
Chaim bringing the pain. And 2x the double digits too.
>>69325357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eBYWg_A1jk
Aussies ain't shit anyway
>>69325845
Probably Chinese secret service gathering data..
Or China cyber unit is using a shotgun approach, gather data from everywhere..
>>69325993
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>69325357
Get fucked hey
>>69325993
Give it up poopie land, you'll forever be a shadow of your older brother.
>>69325993
i want to anally penetrate nz-chan in the butt
explain this, austrians
>>69326087
>>69326027
DE S I G N A T E D
>>69326126
Shitposting
>>69326178
S T R E E TS
country
>>69325357
It's outrageous that more then 90% of batnz are ownd by less the 4% of /pol/ population.
>>69326087
Hypocritical dont ya think
>>69325832
кeк
>>69325357
Proxies. Also, stop making slide threads--we have enough already.
>>69325617
They're lurking, because posting the wrong thing will get them disappeared by The Party.
>>69326119
Bossy and Kyle canning die In neighbours
>>69325832
Rekt
>>69326489
I don't watch neighbours
>>69326587
Don't deny it britfag, it's more popular over there than here
>>69326679
I'm not into soap operas
>>69326265
No, he is spot on. He would know too.
I post from China, it's just you need proxy to have decent speeds to any western site.
Most sites aren't so much blocked as in severely throttled
>>69325357
Americans shitpost significantly more than Australians. Aussies just mock and insult but Americans ruin threads.
>>69325357
pretty sure that something like 10% of australians use 4chan.
>>69326489
You twat!
By "shitposting," I mean the act (verb) of "posting shit." In such a context, 'shitposting' is thus an active phenomenon- one in which Aussies contribute to the proliferation of 100% of the time (despite making up only 3.1% of visitors to 4chan.org)
As someone who is not a product of an aboriginal education, let me clarify:
shitpost(s)
>noun: shitpost (plural: shitposts)
> DEFINITION: export of Australia
> "Of all the shitposts, Aussies contribute 100%"
>"I can tell by the simplistic nature of this SHITPOST that a boong posted it"
>assumes Aussies are only contributing to 100% of CURRENT shitposts which wouldnt make any sense because they CONTINUALLY shitpost
>meaning not a fixed entities
>thus not "Shitpost"
Shitposting
>verb (gerund or present participle)
> DEFINITION: Aussie displaying shit in a public place as usual
>>69326679
kek, you hit the wrong guy
>>69326844
>>69326079
>Intellectual discussion in 4chan
Top kek
>>69325650
>pls stop
pls stop shitposting
>>69325923
Pure coincidence
>>69325357
they're good at what they do.
>>69325686
>I've seen other figures that put Australia as up to as high as 10% of all posts on 4chan
impossible. there cant be more than 100% of something you dumb fuck
>>69325832
>>69325357
t. cucknadian
theres a pretty even distribution, the difference is the aussies seem to shitpost at a higher quality then the average fucktard on here.
the really bad ones these days is the canadians, along with the Gypsy diaspora and the poo in loos really.
>>69326844
Kek! They die in an explosion at hotel!!
>there are 713,000 Australians on /pol/ right now
>>69327161
I'd believe it, you lot have an entire country full of dangerous shit and nothing better to do when off the job because otherwise you would die from a dropbear or some shit, i mean god damn.
>>69327161
That's nearly the entire population on earth! I call bullshit!!!
>>69327161
dont doubt it. shitpost occurrence is definitely skyrocketing right now given the fact that its early morning in the only country that matters. Thank God freedom doesnt sleep or else this site would be useless
>>69327079
My parents watch the shit out of Neighbours and Home & Away! Give me more spoilers
>>69327161
REEEE
australia what is a leppo?
also what is a seppo?
>>69327772
seppo = septic tank = yank
>>69327823
that's pretty clever lad
aussies r smart
>>69327871
You guys have rhyming slang too
>>69326489
You cunt
>>69327161
Didn't moot say something like 1% of ALL of Australia posts on 4chan
>>69327772
aleppo is a city in Syria. That's why a person from Syria is called a leppo
>>69325781
POO
>>69327871
It's cockney rhyming slang you mong
Don't discriminate against the peaceful minorities, shitlord. Those statistics are clearly fake propaganda spread by butthurt burgers who can't into bantz.
Trump says we do 123% of all shitposting. Why would he lie?
>>69328109
In that case there are 230,000 Australians on 4chan.
>>69325993
heh big mistake kiddo
*unsheathes katana*
you'll regret that
>>69325832
Fuarrkkkk lol
>>69325357
>100%
but what is Canada desu?
>>69326858
Trying too hard
>>69326027
Actually you're probably right about this.
>>69325357
>only 3.1%
Maybe that's 4chinz (or Reddit-lite) as a whole, but it feels like they're at least 30% here on /pol/.
>>69325832
Holy shit
>>69329444
It's all just me and a vpn mate
>>69325522
ssshh no time to explain get in
>>69326489
>>69326587
>>69326844
>>69328021
You cunts seriously get this shitshow overseas? Crikey
>>69325357
And they will defend their title in this thread.
>>69325832
Hebrew BTFO
Why 4chan fuck eesti man???
>>69325357
why do niggers commit 90% of the crime while being only 30% of the population?
It's in our blood
>>69329595
I could actually totally believe that.
>>69325357
Canada exists too
>>69325832
O B L I T E R A T E D
>>69326489
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
>>69328827
Why is it so hard to find a normal person irl who browses?
everyone i know who comes here is some mental case or Neet
>>69325357
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
>>69329651
My Norwegian friend watches it. Mostly brits who view it though.
>>69325832
BOOTYBLASTED
>>69329920
>everyone i know who comes here is some mental case or Neet
you too
>>69325357
Who /greens/ here?
https://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>>69329920
>everyone i know who comes here is some mental case or Neet
Uh...yeah. What were you expecting?
>>69329920
>revealing your power level
i've said i've never heard of 4chimps many times
>>69325617
Just say something positive about tibet, or imply PRC doesnt own tiawan or the south china sea.
The .05 yuan brigade will be out in full effect like it was 1949 again.
>>69326489
>not watching Home and away
kek!
what are those stats
>>69325781
Because Google is blocked so thy can't use the captchas only the ones with passes can actually post same with best Korea and some middle eastern countries I believe,
>>69330071
REEEEEEEEE greens too high
>>69330071
DUDE WEED AND WHITE GUILT AND KEKERY LMAO
How the hell do the greens reconcile a proimmigration stance with the damage the massive population growth it causes it is clearly doing to australias environment?
As an environmentalist, I fucking hate the greens.
>>69325357
How can burgers even compete, pathetic cunts
>b aussie
>catch some muzzies knockin about back of me bunger
>get down from me bunger to check it
>walk through the mozzies
>look in me outback to find the bunyips in the galah
>just two gobsmackers having feral in my hammock
>tell them to get stuffed
>creep back in my bungalow
>pet kangaroo sleeping on my sheep skin rug
>just another day down under
>>69330362
cancer
>you will never a national anthem as based as australia sang by a pedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ
New Zealand has more shitposts per capita
>>69326726
poo recognize poo
>>69330507
grouse yarn ya seppo poof
>>69330771
poo is bond
is this bad?
>>69330700
The man certainly has a way with words, what a legend. I heard that they're trying to get another season fired up, does anyone know anything about this?
>>69330290
lol cunt
>>69329920
Registered sex offender here
>>69331724
How much does a license for that cost?
>>69331786
14-18 years reduced to 8 months suspended.
>>69325832
WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
>>69330295
Couldn't they use legacy captcha? Or does google run that too?
>>69325357
>Alexa page statistics
>valid
>>69325832
Oy vey, remember the 6 million goy, how dare you forget to honour the 12 million, oy vey it's annudah shoah, never forget the 24 million
>>69325832
quality bants
>>69325832
Chuckled a bit
>>69325832
kikes on suicide watch
We where there to document the event.
>>69325832
fucking lol
