What would you have done to survive if you were above the impact zone on 9/11?
>>69321211
Push your mom out in front of me so her fat ass would break my fall.
>>69321211
kill yourself
not be in the building you daft cunt
i would ejaculate the building as quickly as possible to save people
>>69321211
There is no law or order above the impact zone. Several stories of molten steel beams separate you from the civilized world. Were I in that situation, I would have transformed into a raping machine, plunging my purple meat-hammer into every orifice of every wailing office secretary my hands could find through the smoke.
>>69321719
>>69321605
so just like my plan
>>69321211
Get down to the impact area and fly the plane back out.
watch as much porn as i can on my work computer before i die and jizz all over the floor
I'm jewish so I would have been told before hand and had a doctor's appointment that day obviously
>>69322355
i cum with you
>>69321211
See if there's a way out as fast as possible.
If not, try making a makeshift fire suit.
If that does work, try making a rope.
If that doesn't work, go to the roof and hope for a helicopter
If all fails, jump to my death
>>69321211
All the people looking for a rational way out aside.
I'd die
>>69321211
is there a subway and if so
i would take all the bread, ALL THE BREAD
and put mayonaise on all the bread and get all the barbecue lays chips and fucking gorge myself
fuck cholesterol im gonna die anyway im gonna eat my fucking brains out cuz that subway bread is legit
>>69323657
im so hungry bruh
stop talking about food.
>>69321211
build a hang glider
>>69321605
>>69321772
>>69322306
>>69322847
>>69323657
>>69323811
Yes we can all see that 40% of the posts in this thread are you.
>>69321605
>>69321772
>>69322306
>>69322847
>>69323657
>>69323811
You're going too fast
Please take a rest
There were slide-like things on the sides of the building, so probably that. Or trying to use stairs as a normal person would do.
parachute
>>69321605
>>69321772
>>69322847
>>69323657
was me
>>69323811
that shit wasnt me im not a fucking self responder dick head
>>69324074
>>69324236
i'll slap you
>>69324236
i dont like sleeping. to me sleeping is the same as dying
whenever i feel fully rested my mind functions and the yelling comes back
i dont like thinking clearly it always end up the same and i dont like doing that but that isnt for this board.
but whatever i dont care it wont go on for much longer.
>>69321605
>>69321772
>>69322847
>>69323657
was me
>>69323811
that shit wasnt me im not a fucking self responder dick head
>same code
>same person
can't find a way out? wreckage in my way? I would have gotten the biggest thing i could find and broken through each floor until I could safely find a way to stairs that weren't messed up
I'd ask a fellow guy whether he wants to try out if my fat could cushion his fall.
He should tape seat cushions around his head, i'd hug him, he spreads the hands out to stabilize the fall, tense the whole body and think on nothing but survival, on impact he'll probably break all his limbs, but his head and torso would be probably safe.
Wait to fall while standing on the falling floor, then jump right before the impact with the ground. Saved.
>>69327217
lol, its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop
>>69321211
Get to the chopper quicklike.
>>69327401
Would jumping right before the moment of impact balance out the sudden stop?
>>69321211
I probably would run.
>>69327528
probably not, but I bet some of them tried that
>>69327401
>impact
>reading comprehension
>>69321211
I would put out the jet fuel fire before it can melt the steel beams.
