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>>69313264
Facist States of America
>>69314260
Red
Texas
Bernieland
Light Blue
Vermont
>>69314677
>>69314787
Dark
Oregon
Republic of Oregon
Bernie bump
I'm here to smoke weed and take names.
And I'm all out of weed.
Light Blue
Utah
Deseret
One more then we'll start
>>69315239
Different color
>>69315292
Teal
Get ready faggots, Bernie's gonna shit fury on you all.
Henry Ford Hitler
Pink
Michigan
>>69315418
Are we gonna get free shit
Roll it
>>69315603
Fill Oregon.
>>69315603
Fill Texas
>>69315603
Fill Utah, please.
>>69315603
Roll for Bernie to fill Vermont, spill into Jew York if possible.
>>69315603
Fill Michigan
The Floridamen
Dark
Florida
>>69315737
Different color, dingus
>>69315737
NOT DARK, PURPLE INSTEAD
>>69316285
Fill Vermont, spill Jew York
>>69316285
Fill Utah some more.
>>69313264
>Confederate States of America
>Any color other than brown
>Tennessee
>>69316285
Keep filling Texas
>>69316353
Are Palis worth anything?
>>69316412
Not in this one
>>69316444
Alright also checked
>>69316285
continue filling Michigan, spill to Indiana please
Need to roll within 5 minutes. Reasonable?
>>69316889
Also Bernieland now has a +1
>>69316889
Fill Texas
>>69316889
>>69316934
I don't think I do, because I have to fill New York, but you filled Massachusetts. That's ok though.
Fill New York with this roll.
>>69316889
Its an agreeable rule.
Fill Utah, spill into Nevada if possible.
>>69316889
We shall expand to fill in Tennessee.
>>69317006
Fuck I'm dumb
>>69316889
Continue filling Michigan please
>>69317055
It's late that's all :^)
>>69317006
Fixed it
>>69317035
I propose a non agression pact.
>>69316889
California
Any color
Trip
Rolling to fill Cali
>>69317241
Thanks.
>>69317476
Roll for more Jew York
>>69317247
The Confederate States of America will gladly agree to a pact of non-aggression.
We shall expand no further West than Mississippi.
May both our peoples live in harmony away from each other.
>>69317476
Fill up Utah. Spill into Nevada.
We shall have a holy land.
>>69317476
Fill California
btw Good morning everyone
>>69317476
We shall continue expanding in our current state.
The mountains of this region are proving difficult for settlements.
>>69317476
Continue filling Michigan
>>69317476
Fill Texas
Did you count my roll?>>69316934
>>69317476
>>69317030
OP, I believe you may have forgotten my previous roll.
>>69317641
Sorry, will add to it
>>69317641
I ment >>69316937
>>69317687
Whoops, improvements to my paper tracking method shall prevent this
>>69317687
zombie horde grey minnesota
The Floridamen will proceed to fill their birthright in Florida praise the noble trash heap.
Alright let me know if I fucked anything up again
>>69318244
Moar Bernie New York, Spill into Pa if possible
>>69318244
Thanks for the fix, OP.
Finish up Nevada, spill into Colorado
>>69318244
Expand to Eastern Texas
>>69317476
>Cyan
>Nebraska
>Alien Occupation Force
>>69318244
Everything looks in order, OP. We appreciate you trying to make this work.
I shall now continue filling in my state.
>>69318244
See >>69318322
Roll to fill Nebraska
>>69318244
new
>Gold
>North Carolina
>We Wuz Kings
>>69318244
Continue with Michigan please and thanks OP
>>69318244
fill up minnesota
>>69318244
Fill california
>>69318444
checked
>>69318444
TRIPS=40 T
FUCK YHEA, spills into Arizona and New Mehico
>>69318444
damn
No looks good to me OP
I'll continue to fill Florida to the north of my territory
>>69318444
>vlad finally got a good roll
Is it opposite day?
>>69318385
>>69318444
Nice knowing you Straya
>>69318444
Fug
>>69318608
Was about fucking time don't you think
>>69318618
Carolina, not California burgertard
>>69318674
>inb420
The Floridamen seek peace in the South, we must be strong in the dirty dirty.
>>69318826
Does Bernieland want an alliance?
>We Wuz Kings
>>69318826
The Floridamen are honorary Confederates.
Bernieland, let us band together to take down the confederates, they are racist pigs
>>69318896
>>69318970
Let's band together for equality and justice for all.
>>69318900
We must stand vigilant against Yankee agression
>>69319004
Excellent!
We Wuz Kings/Bernieland alliance is confirmed.
>>69319004
Use a trip man
>>69318900
Alliance?
>>69319106
How do I make a trip code?
>>69319088
wasting those 8's
>>69319153
Put a hashtag and whatever word you want to use right after your name.
>>69318970
We are indeed racist, of that we will not deny.
When a man asks us if the negro is of a lesser stock, a Confederate will answer 'Yes' as if the answer were obvious and second nature to him.
>>69319153
type #password after your name
>>69319189
>>69319208
Thanks
>>69319269
Fill Nebraska
>>69319201
>y'all racist as fuck, We Wuz Kings and shit till y'all took us over to your pasty ass nation
Roll - We Wuz Kings expands in North Carolina
>>69319269
Keep expanding into eastern Texas
>>69319269
Fill Nevada, spill into the four corners.
Also, seeking NAP or alliance with Vlad.
>>69319079
>>69319149
Absolutely.
This flag shall represent the unification of Florida and the Confederacy.
>>69319269
Finish off New York and head into PA
>>69313264
Nigger lover
Brown
Virginia
>>69319269
Fill Michigan and upper peninsula please
Roll The Floridamen look to fill florida and spill into GA if thats the case.
>>69319269
You only gave me 35 but it's fine
Fill California ,spills attack in Nevada
Anyone? :D
>>69319269
fill minnesota
>>69319269
Hey OP, I rolled a 0 yet got 9 territories, not the 20 on the chart
>>69318370
Is there some sort of penalty for being in the middle of the country or did you just screw up?
>>69319431
I counted your first post replying to the image as your roll
>>69319269
We expand to take more of this fine state.
>>69319318
>y'all took us over
You're damn right we did
>>69319352
Nice. Going FLA and then up to help in Georgia
>>69319350
I accept an allience with you
>>69319415
Can we work this out, Vlad? I just want my Holy Land. You can take Oregon and the southern parts of Arizona and New Mexico.
>>69319514
Once we have secured Tennessee, we will expand East to face these negro kingz for battle.
>>69319269
>>69319318
didn't link my roll
>>69319475
If you counted >>69318322 then you should've counted >>69318370 as my second roll then. If you just were trying to covertly fuck me over that's okay, I won't be mad.
>>69319541
Fine, i wont move in Nevada anymore i will attack in Arizona
>>69319694
We can agree on that.
>>69319424
Are you looking for allies or something? If so then >>69319662 is probably your best bet.
>>69319675
Fixed it
>>69319269
Hey OP, did the Republic of Oregon bail on us? If so, could you relocate it to Southern New Jersey?
>>69319660
I'm coming with reinforcements through noble Georgia and South Carolina, to face them head on.
>Stormcloaks
>Aspara
>Louisiana
>>69319819
I mean, if they're still here then give me Dark Red instead. If not, then I want the shadowy "Dark"
color
>>69319928
Updated
>>69319819
Thanks OP :)
>>69319830
>>69319946
So you want to start in New Jersey? What's your name
>>69319764
Are you teal or dark??
>>69320227
I'm Teal. Dark is the Republic of Oregon.
>>69320437
Fill out Louisiana
>>69320437
Fill Nebraska
>>69320272
Kek i was going to do a war of extermination on grey and i thought you were dark, but hey i allied with you and my word is my life, so i will respect all our agreements and i will attack you no more, i will just take arizone so i can move through there
>>69320437
fill more of North Carolina
>We Wuz Kings
>>69320437
Fill Texas
>>69320087
I'm not sure if you rolled for me OP.
IF you did then its the same thing this roll, fill out Florida and if there is left over spillage move into Georgia.
>>69320437
claiming the californian +6 bonus
Fill Arizona and New mexico
>>69320437
Fill up southern Colorado and northern new Mexico. Cede southern Arizona and New Mexico to Vlad.
>>69320509
Great. You can take what ever land you need.
>>69320437
Fill Eastern Tennessee. By God we're going to make some progress someday.
>>69319424
Want to join in an alliance? I am also in an alliance with Bernieland. If he wishes to aline with you we could be a powerful group.
>>69320554
Will add the last roll, my bad
>>69320437
Continue filling Michigan's upper peninsula, please
>>69320598
Forgot to put my bonus in my name
I rolled an 8=14 T+6T bonus=20T's OP
>>69320437
fill up Minnesota
>>69320659
Spill to Wisconsin if you have to
>Memeland
>Light Green
>Texas
>>69320974
Oh shit Texas
>>69320974
Get the fuck out hue hue
>>69320974
>>69321007
Well this is awkward
>>69321007
We meet again, you shall feel the might of Meme Magic once again.
>>69321183
Move South and destroy memeland
>>69321183
Same move as before. Fill out Tennessee.
Expand the Memes, destroy the Nazis.
>>69321183
Fill up Colorado.
>he actually added memeland
the absolute madman
>>69321233
>Doubles already
>>69321183
expand to Iowa
>>69321183
Oregon returns!
Fill Oregon, spill Washington.
>>69321183
fill up North Carolina
>We Wuz Kings
>>69321183
Fill Texas
Player 3 joins in
Fill out Louisiana
Fascist America you want to ally?
>>69321183
Fill Nebraska
>>69321183
sorry bros I have to go to bed, fill Wisconsin for my last roll then fight over my land
>>69315239
You know for a long time I thought that Deseret was just a typo that OP was playing along with, but it turns out that's a real thing. Cool.
>>69321340
If you help take out memeland and cede my land back hell yeah
>>69321183
>>69321330
0=20 T +6 bonus=26 T, fill without attacking anyone
Fill the tiny rest of Florida, spill over can go on the coast of GA.
So close to my bonus, ima comin' up that coast.
>>69321398
Of course.
>>69321452
Then it's settled
>>69321390
Utah and the Mormons have had some neat history.
>Oregon Wants to Start Shit With OP Edition
>>69321523
If it wasn't for the theology itself, I'd convert.
If only there was something like the Mormons, but for Catholicism.
>>69321690
Keep expanding the Memeland, attack the Nazis if necessary.
>>69321690
Move East
>>69321690
Expand westward towards Memeland to help out the FSA
>>69321690
For the love of God let's fill out Tennessee.
>>69321690
keep expanding towards iowa
>>69321769
>69
>>69321815
You cannot roll re-direct faggot.
>>69321690
Keep expanding into North Carolina
Yusss bonus time, glory to the confederacy and to the south.
Fill in GA and spill into SC moving up the coast.
>>69321769
I ment west not east
>>69321850
I was pointing out I got a 69 roll hue monkey
>>69321894
CAN'T ROLL RE-DIRECT
>CAN'T ROLL RE-DIRECT
>>69321690
Keep filling texas, but without attacking anyone, nobody has to get hurt
>>69321690
Fill up Colorado, spill into Wyoming.
>>69321894
Too late, next time be more carefull,you're going east now m8
>Texas Gets It From All Sides Edition
It seems like them westerners are getting stronk
>>69322158
Attack the goddamn Fascists.
>>69322158
Get the stupid gypsies out of Texas and attack the hues if have enough
>>69322158
Texas is such a beautiful fighting ground. Everybody wants that +6
Fill out Tennessee.
>>69321690
Alright OP
>Aryan States of Whitetopia
>Dark Red
>Maine
Also the Floridamen will expand into GA filling the state, we are far enough up the coast for the time being.
>>69322158
fill up iowa
>>69322158
Cede Texan provinces to FSA. Fill out Louisiana, if excess expand into Mississippi .
>>69322158
>
expand towards Floridamen, attack if possible
>>69322158
Fill Colorado, spill into Wyoming.
>>69322397
BROTHERS THIS IS OUR FINEST HOUR, FOR THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>69322158
can i still get in on this shit?
if i can make me dark red or orange or w/e and put me on the west side of north dakota
>>69322462
bring it whitey
>>69322462
>>69322397
The first shots of the Southern war are fired!
>>69322558
bring it crackers
>>69322501
We have made our intentions clear, your allies in New York can't help ya now boy
>Vlad Loses The Initiative Edition
>>69322828
Attack the Floridamen
>>69322828
Get rid of memeland
>>69322258
Did you forget my roll?
>>69322828
Expand into Louisiana, if excess into Mississippi.
>>69322828
Attack red, rape his bum
>>69322828
Fill up Colorado and leftover territories go into southern Kansas.
>>69322828
Take the last available land in Tennessee and expand East if we have more growth available.
>>69322828
Can I roll to help my ally? Like instead of expanding I help him expand his borders?
>>69322828
expand towards north dakota
>>69322873
Expand toward NC, all out war against We Wuz Kings, attack as soon as possible.
>>69322926
fixed
Rolling for red fash
Swapped devices, hopefully ID doesn't change
>>69322828
Fill Oregon, spill Washington
And so the battle for the Carolinas has begun.
>>69322828
ASW (*Aryan States of Whitetopia*) > Finish Maine, then New Hampshire
>>69323061
Nah sorry, but if you state your intentions I'll do what I can to roleplay it
>All Quiet On The Meme Front
RED FASH TAKEOVER
Same as >>69322945
>>69323470
Attack the Floridamen!
>>69323470
Attack red
No mercy and include my bonus
>>69323470
Push yellow out of Texas
>>69323470
keep expanding into north dakota
>>69323470
Fill up Nevada, head down to Oklahoma and fill it up.
Going down to help my ally.
>>69323544
Wait a second!>>69323470
Dubs aren't worth anything??
>>69323470
With the state of Tennessee finally secured by the CSA, we shall begin our march East to defeat the negro menace.
>>69323612
Not in this one
>>69323544
DEFEND RED! DEUS VULT!!!
>>69323537
Take the good fight to the enemy of the Southern way of life aka We Wuz Kings.
Attack as soon as possible.
>>69323707
Even territories, shit it's a stalemate
>>69323655
To battle!
>>69323470
Again
Fill Oregon
Spill Washington
>Roll on Columbia Roll On
>>69323470
Oi, OP
>>69323264
????!!!
Anyway,
ASW > Finish New Hampshire then on to Massachusetts
>>69323808
To battle! Long live Dixie and Florida!
>>69323777
A stalemate for now
>>69323706
Who thr fuck is this faggot??use a trip dumbass
>>69323945
I have no idea
>>69323844
Fixed
>Can't We All Just Get Along Edition
>>69324069
Push yellow out of Texas
>>69324069
Expand into Washington WITH GLORY
>>69324069
>69
Oregon leave me alone and I won't shove this up your ass >>69324120 FUUU
>>69323706
Hey, buddy. I think you misunderstood. You have to make a trip, declare a location, pick a color, then wait for OP to put you in.
We already have all the spots filled out for this map so you'll have to find another game.
>>69324069
B-Line to Pan-handle around the FSA.
>>69324069
Fill the Texan/Oklahoma borders.
Continue to attack We Wuz Kings!
The Confederates close in with the flank, I like it.
Isn't it a bit unfair that OP doesn't have to post what he's doing and can secretly make moves after viewing everyone else's?
>>69324069
Attack the Floridamen with all our might!
>>69324069
We attack the negro to the east!
The Confederacy will stand with Florida!
Charge!
>>69324069
Kill red, fuck his fascist shit up
>>69324069
keep expanding into north dakota
>>69324189
A little, but that's made up for by the OP also being the game master. If he wasn't here, we wouldn't be playing in the first place.
>>69324190
>that roll
Damn. You must have some Zulu in you.
>>69324108
>>69324240
Ahahahahahah, 26 vs 14
>>69324318
You may win but you're still a sand Nigger
>>69324311
Lets take a look and see!
>>69324189
I'm going to start stating my intentions from now on, however that 69 going at you is expected considering you've been pestering me ;_;
>>69324462
>>69324343
For what?
>>69324419
Appreciated!
>Sorry, Oregon Edition
Finish Oregon, Attack Innuk
I have to go I cede all my land to OP
>>69324615
Land will go Neutral and be up for grabs, thanks for playing!
>>69324381
In this game perhaps,but you're an actual nigger in real life
>>69324069
whoops didnt know i was playing
attack OP lol
>>69324612
Attacks Floridamen!
>>69324612
Fight desperately to reclaim Oregon.
>>69324612
Okay, now for real this time. We attack the former kingz
>>69324612
Fill up texas
>>69324612
attack north dokota
>>69324612
defend against OP with our lives
>>69324662
alliance?
>>69324612
Expand southwest into Texas.
>>69324612
Fill up Oklahoma, then cede what is of it to Vlad.
>>69324612
>>69324679
and by that i mean attack OP
Continue the attack on We Wuz Kings!
>The reinforcements arrive edition
>>69324666
OOOOOOOO ANOTHER TRIPS FUCK YHEA
>>69324706
You can have Oklahoma m8 i just want Texas
>>69324679
I do believe I'm dead now.
>>69324806
Thanks, I'll just keep Oklahoma then.
>>69324856
You lived
>>69324612
Aryan States of Whitetopia > Massachusetts, spills go into Rhode Island and Connecticut
Attacking Gook
>>69325008
continue fighting OP
>>69325008
Defend from attacks!
>>69325008
Continue expanding into Texas.
>>69325008
Fill up that Oklahoma.
Continue the attack against We Wuz Kings.
Time for a united rebel front.
>>69325008
We shall cut apart the Nation of Negro Kingz by attacking along the border of the Carolinas.
>>69325008
Take all of red
>>69325008
keep attacking north dakota
>>69325060
Hope you're ready to get fucked
>>69325174
Vlad on the warpath
>>69325008
Aryan States of Whitetopia >Finish Massachusetts, spills go into Rhode Island and Connecticut
>>69324856
cmon man i need u!
>>69325208
Vlad scares the ever loving fuck out of me.
If he conquers Texas, he'll have an insane empire.
>>69325174
Texas Belongs to the Nords!
>>69325208
He moved against me by supporting the Nazi and now he enters Texas with the plans of taking it all,i must respond
>>69325354
The entire NW is fucking huge
>>69325008
OP, you should consider getting rid of Alien Occupation Force and Nigger Lovers off the map and cutting their names off the list since no one is playing them.
>>69325441
They'll stick around until someone wants to eat them, maybe someone might want to come in for them later
>>69325372
Fair enough, Texas is a nice gem and I can't get there without war anyway.
I already have one war on the go with no plans for more unless me or my ally is threatened.
>>69325489
Forgot vlad, will add
>>69325489
Continue expansion into Texas.
>>69325512
>>69325489
Also forgot zombie
>>69325489
Reclaiming Oregon
Looks like the war is starting to go our way, lets keep that pressure on.
>>69325354
Continue the attack against We Wuz Kings. He is a worthy opponent it seems.
>>69325489
attack Op again!
>>69325489
Attack Floridamen
>>69325512
Ok please do add, i had 16 T's
Rolling this turn to take Memeland
>>69325489
We'll attack North East into the lands of former Negro Kingz.
May our territory look as a spear thrust into the heart of black lands.
>>69325489
Fill Oklahoma.
>>69325688
If you were to turn on VladTheImplyer we could easily defeat him and you would gain considerable power.
>>69325489
finish off north Dakota
Kill Oregon, then Gook
The Nords are the true heirs to Texas!
>>69325688
>>69325793
He would never do such a thing,r-right?
>>69325877
Expand into Texas!
>>69325877
you need new thread op
>>69325877
Attack Confederates
>>69325999
>>69325999
>>69325999
Roll here or there but only once
>>69325877
Aryan States of Whitetopia > invade Vermont and spills go into JEW York
The time nigh where the day for reckoning has come for the libcucks! Today, their empire of dust will be swept away in the winds of change! A new day comes for the nationalism and patriotism of the white man! The sun rises for a new dawn for the GOLDEN AGE OF THE WHITE RACE IN NORTH AMERICA!
SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6uMfqKckw
>>69325793
>>69325903
I'm not interested in power. Only in helping out friends and neighbors.
And Stormcloaks don't belong in this neighborhood.
>>69325877
Fill Oklahoma towards the Stormcloaks.
>>69325652
Amazing work brother, you have gutted his territory, I'll keep pushing out of the carolinas.
Finally this thing breaks open.
Continue assaulting We Wuz Kings from the south with my roll please.
>>69325877
attack OP!
>>69325877
Take as much Northern territory as possible from these kingz
>>69325815
stop attacking me! i the only thing between you and OP, join me!
>>69326031
Based, i will not forget this
>>69326047
I am proud to have fought with a people as noble as you.
And truly, though they disgust me in all other ways, these former kingz have proven to be a mighty warrior race.
>>69326182
It may seem early but we need to discuss where were going after this territory wise. I want to claim GA how about you?
thread die?
>>69327062
Hurry Gook, we're over here:
>>69325999
