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>GOP Town Hall 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iegdM0JxVX0
>Town Hall in Janesville, WI 3-29-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5N6Bxy_h4
>WI Beauty Queen Melissa thanks Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABQVw9Jsec
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAerv18_yC0
>Trump plane interview 3/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMYVv0xVHRo
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrDL3MMRE4c
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6IhCVHpbg
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcETcYdKyGc
>Trump on ABC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
ENTERTAINMENT
>Carly deflects sex scandal question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk
>Best Critique of Ted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B48k204OD98
>Cruz braveheart speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyV7BnBTSok
>Trump effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>Official /Trump/ Image Archive
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>Official Rally Schedule
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PREVIOUS THREAD: >>69303567
>in the next 30 years we will witness Donald Trump's death
>No new Donald Trump content EVER
>We will have to live in a world without Trump after he is gone
post your face when
I NEED HELP MASTURBATING DOGS WITH MY TEETH
MAGA
MOOvement
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLxjXOXgj8s
What's with all the tripfags?
M I S S O U R I
MAGA
>7 days until Wisconsin
>21 days until New York
>28 days until Super Tuesday 4.2
>35 days until Indiana
>42 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>77 days until trump's 70th birthday
>114 days until the GOP Nomination
>224 days until the general election
Does anyone know if Donald J. Trump has ever gotten a boner in public? I was playing outside yesterday when I got a boner and had to sit down for five whole minutes until it went away. I have never been so scared in my whole life. Anyways, I hope that Donald J. Trump gets a boner in public so it will make boys less scared for when they get boners in public too :)
>>69306622
why do you think? (reddit)
>no one has gone after trump
this is what democrats really think
>>69306555
Who else is ready for Vice President Brady?
The first Vice President to have been Super Bowl Champion.
TrumpTrain @TrumpTrain8
ICYMI: Missouri has FINALLY finished counting, and Trump got another 365 votes, and at minimum 12 more delegates!
8:37 PM - 29 Mar 2016
>>69306555
>WHO TOOK A DRUMPF IN THIS CASKET?
>>69306622
You've got stuff like >>69306610 and you're complaining about tripfags? lol
>>69306369
being a meanie to any of Trump's seed is degenerate.
>>69306268
>>69306253
>>69306482
GET HIM OUTTA HERE! GET OUT!
>>69306667
You stop getting random boners in your 20's.
>>69306555
Don't ever remind me of this again.
>>69306713
Trump is the first president with a foreign mother, Melanai is the first lady to have posed naked, Ivanka is the first Jewish daughter! So many firsts
>>69306703
Guess the entire GOP, 95% of media kikes, a ton of liberals, various websites, don't 'count'.
>>69306744
Does this mean 755 total delegates is right now or will he get more?
>>69306555
>Implying Trump won't be the first person to have an AI crafted in his image
The artificial Trump bantz won't be quite the same, but certainly better than nothing.
>>69306555
He has five great kids though.
Barron Trump is gonna be a fucking boss when he grows up
>>69306555
Hitler died 70 years ago yet we still meme about him.
Pretty weak town hall, but Cruz fucked his up too and no one cares about Kasich, so whatever.
Now just the long slog before WI
>>69306834
He's finished.
We leave the rest for the GOPe to decide
>>69306786
He will be the first orange president.
Is it worthwhile to become a delegate?
Also is Wisconsin a sure thing for trump because of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABQVw9Jsec
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3514893/Donald-Trump-shares-emotional-moment-dying-ex-Miss-Wisconsin-rally-GOP-runner-wrote-hospice-home-care.html
>>69306713
I'm a Ravens fan, but I genuinely would not mind this in the least
>>69306555
I thought a week without rallies was torture.
I hope when I die I can be with him in the afterlife.
I want to WIN in other dimensions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4_bg0SQ23E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4_bg0SQ23E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4_bg0SQ23E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4_bg0SQ23E
>>69306834
he gets 12 more
>>69306861
i would love to know how much the viewership changed after trump went off.
>>69306762
Yes, sexual adventure like eating mice and fucking dead animals is to be expected on non-christian boards.
Tripfags though. I understand OP to keep the general together, but does he need the trip outside of his OP posts or thread direction?
This shit should have been nipped in the bud long ago.
>>69306835
Give it a day.
>>69306834
Who knows what the total is anymore they keep stealing back and forth the cucks
>>69306786
>Melania is the first lady to have posed naked
No. Hillary was the 1st one. Someone at Harvard in the 60s thought that was a good idea to take nudes from the freshmen.
>>69306906
>Cuckball
>>69306610
He has such a pretty face
And a great dragon dildo
>>69306905
I would say it is. You get to vote for Trump and be sure that at least one person won't sell out.
Take me in.
Take me in, for I am hurt.
>>69306555
Then we serve under King Barron
>>69306950
post the pictures
if you don't have the, then GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>69306905
>Is it worthwhile to become a delegate?
DO IT IF YOU CAN MY NEGRO
Trump needs real niggas on his side. Not them fake-ass GOPe skrubs.
>>69306990
Is that the beautiful jewish baby?
Ted?
Ted Trump?
>>69306555
Donald Trump: 2017-2025
Eric Trump 2025-2033
Don Jr. 2033- 2041
Ivana Trump 2041-2049
Barron Trump 2049-2058
>>69306990
That was a good episode of ATHF.
>>69307077
>Ivanka Trump 2041-2049
ftfy. No Ivana in this empire.
anyone wanna MAGA this and trigger some libshits
>>69306610
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
>>69306923
This makes me FEEL ALIVE
>>69306905
It is vital
Cruz is recruiting rats to take Trump delegate spots who will turn traitor at the 2nd ballot for him
>>69306906
Hahaha I was gonna read your argument but I see your mascots are named after gay dead book guy. Nice acl Joe's not elite
>>69306990
Oh I'll let you in poor creature!
>>69307077
who is going to be the great conqueror Eric or Don Jr?
>>69306905
Yes it is.
I am a delegate in WA. If it goes contested I'll be voting Trump. Hopefully my state will go Trump so I can do it the first time too.
Ciao
DONALD TRUMP IS AMERICA AND AMERICA IS DONALD TRUMP!
i keep posting this in every trump thread and I'll stop after tonight but please accept my humble OC
>>69307077
>thinking there will be any terms
In 2022, when he is named President for life, and in 2038 when he is proclaimed God-Emperor of Mankind and begins the 1000 year reich there will be no place for 'terms'. Trump rules eternal.
>>69307203
Yes!
More Cruz memes!
>>69306933
Nevada runs them like every night. I think he deserves it.
Some of the other spazs that show up either trying to shill for their videos or do w/e are gross. I can agree with you there.
I'm going to leave for tonight. Someone else can take over. Make sure you use my most updated OP.
>>69306713
I'm more inclined to Trump/Belichick 2016
>>69306923
this dude is alpha
>>69306905
Shit, that chick is cringey, I'm not sure if can finish it.
>>69307275
Is this good?
>>69307312
Gonna take it over and delete the new thread before it switches over.
Stopping this train with no survivors!
>activates vpn
>>69306923
HIGH ENERGY
YES WE'RE ANGRY
MAGA
A
G
A
>>69307262
Also remember Trump has already defeated death.
reposting from the last thread
another woman admits to sleeping with cruz:
>>69307096
>>69307260
pretty good
>>69306950
>Someone at
she went to Wellesley
>>69307475
Fake
>>69307013
http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/11/12/that-time-harvard-and-yale-took-naked-photos-of-all-their-freshmen-students/
Here.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-pledge-idUSKCN0WW06X
So Trump has finally ditched the GOP pledge. Will this hurt or help him in the short term?
>>69307475
It's fake, retard.
I know this is /pol/, but try to learn critical thinking skills.
>>69306901
STOP LYING TURNIP
>>69307475
it's a shill plant to make the national enquirer story look fake, reverse google image search her profile picture lad..
>>69307546
Neither.
anyone who thinks the sex scandal is real is a cruz shill trying to make /pol/ look bad
>>69307533
no pictures there
>>69307565
>Not understanding that he has dyslexia and tried to type Trump
Trump supporters, everyone
>>69307596
>>69307554
>>69307523
reporting the thread would be a good idea
>>69307475
It's fake you fucktard.
>>69306778
I'm 28 and no, you don't. At 69, Trump's natural boners are likely extremely rare but you can get random boners into your 30s.
The Brutal Assault of Michelle Fields ft. Lyin' Ben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jS9gQrmAaw
>>69307533
So Dubya is the first president to post in the nude.
>>69307249
Donald Trump: 2017-2025 - MAGA and Builder of the wall
Eric Trump 2025-2033 - Economic Prosperity, Infrastructure Building, Foreign relationship building, Taking corruption out of poltics
Don Jr. 2033- 2041 - Era of War and American Victory, America is made white again.
Ivanka Trump 2041-2049 - Savior of Europe
Barron Trump 2049-2058 - Space colonies.
>>69307635
No. The Cruz sex scandal is definitely real.
The Jennifer Carr person isn't.
Has anyone made a MAGA edit of this yet?
>>69307635
nice mental gynastics, but that shit is real. All we need is some more info to leak.
>>69307546
Good, the GOP is treating him like shit
Treating their own frontrunner this way would piss anyone off
>>69307546
He didn't drop the pledge. He said he doesn't need Cruz or Kasich support as the Republican nominee. Reuters is being dishonest as fuck.
>>69307546
They already showed plenty of bad faith. Surprised it took Trump this long to call them out on their crap.
>>69307709
>Europe surviving until 2041.
If Europe is to be saved, it needs to happen in the next eight years.
>>69307596
I love /pol/. We found out that was fake less than 30 minutes ago, and already it's such ingrained knowledge that that guy looks like an idiot for bringing it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b340UaWj_Bw
At 20:20
'Nothing's presidential except victory.'
Awesome line
What the hell did you just say about my wife, you sniveling coward?
What would you do if you found her like this and nobody was around?
>>69307635
>ur makin' muh anime image board look bad
When will it end?
>>69307546
Yeah idk what he was thinking. Then he went on to say we should sit back and let japan and north korea nuke it out...
>>69307712
Proof?
No source?
No links?
Typical Trump shill.
>>>/z/
>>69307620
Really? I would think it would give new fire to the old "not true republican" line. I see it as him stepping up pressure on the RNC ahead of the chance of him falling short on delegates and paving the way for 3ed party run.
>>69307695
would be a pretty comfy husbando if it weren't for the whole globalist pawn thing.
>>69306923
H I G H E N E R G Y
COMBAT THE SHILLS
>>69307744
No, you're HOPING it's true and are grasping for straws to make it so.
That's a lot different from concluding it's true based on hard evidence (which there isn't so far)
>>69306923
>THIS 45 YEAR OLD VENTRILOQUIST LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER
kek
Has this been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1zqLK9O2I
Another liberal losing their mind because of trump. watch till the end
>>676658855
>>69307781
Yea I thought that same thing.
God Says Donald Trump is America's Last Hope!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIavq7gumHo
>>69307341
>Bellichick coming up with battle plans
>We conquer all of Earth in 30 days
>>69307795
Deterrence is increasingly becoming important as anti proliferation is failing and failing hard, He merely stated that if our enemies have nukes we should help our allies get them too.
>>69306480
>TFW we could have had spring football and Trump ruined it
>>69307774
And hopefully this will make people be a little wiser the next time this happens. And they'll try other tricks on us.
>>69307786
Sweep-kick her so she strangles herself
Fucking prairie nigger
>>69307859
This will be useful to deter those niggers. I encourage any and all anons to compile these kinds of images if more false flags pop up.
HOW THE FUCK IS CRUZ FUCKING ALL THESE HOT WOMEN, I'M FUCKING 23 AND I STILL HAVE MY V-CARD REEEEEE!
Isn't meme magic cheating?
Next poster is a Tripfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNwN11j954Y
>>69307533
>http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/11/12/that-time-harvard-and-yale-took-naked-photos-of-all-their-freshmen-students/
>Wellesley too
OK I got it.
>>69306923
2MUCHENERGY
>>69307959
You know, if we let Japan run their own military again, we'll have giant battle mechs in a few decades.
>>69307996
It's actually a spic. Last name was Gonzalez or something.
>>69307077
>Barron Trump 2049-2058
No, Barron turns America from republic to empire and unleashes the 4th Reich.
>>69307888
You'd think they'd try to not look like actual 70's era hippies if they wanted to try & convince anyone they we're retarded potheads that should be disregarded.
M A G A
A
G
A
Why would a TROLL make their profile private?
>>69307888
I think he might be a comedian trying to get famous. Like the left's Sam Hyde. No one is that ridiculous in real life
>>69307312
I can do that if nobody else steps up first
>>69308014
Go to church, find a nice girl, get married, drop the v on the wedding night.
...make sure dem tiddies is nice first tho.
>>69308000
I love Tokifuji
Good taste, anon
My hero
>>69308108
To make it seem legit?
>>69308014
are you an ivy league grad whos rich and powerful?
get off your ass
>>69308108
People called it out on its bullshit.
>>69308014
most women are a fucking waste of time, money, and attention. trust me you don't miss out on much lad. better to build yourself 20-30s than regret wasting your soul with sloots
>>69308027
Not if you're "cheated 3 times Lyin' to God at the altar" Trump
BEN SHAPIRO BTFO BY SARAH SILVERMAN
>tfw no trump bf
HIGHHH ENERGY!
>>69308044
lemme check those out for (You)
>>69306923
I want him to go on Alex Jones. Just 10 min of screaming and grunting then cut to commercial for supplements.
>>69307888
>people like this exist.
I'm gonna go to sleep tonight and maybe I'll wake up in another universe.
Any projections for Trump in WI?
>>69306923
Holy guacabowle, this guy is mad.
>>69308121
>No one is that ridiculous in real life
I think you need to go out and meet more people.
How was the Town Hall?
Did Trump get exposed as completely ignorant again like in his Washington Post interview?
>>69306555
>mfw Trump might actually be stumpable
I'm scared boys
>>69307691
what a joke, Jesus Christ
how do people get away with this shit?
Corey should sue for defamation
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/449525268529815552
>>69306923
>Sperging out at 2:06
lol, sometimes I'm thankful that I'm not high test.
So how is it possible Rato got more delegates in Louisiana?
And a new meme is born. Flipin Phil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1zqLK9O2I
>>69306990
Anon-kun, in reality the vast majority of snakes are non-poisonous.
>>69308287
yeah, he's pretty much a joke candidate now
>>69308185
He fell so far so fast
>>69308177
4 years on Twitter... "Trolling"
-Decided this was the hoax that she needed to make her account private?
>"So why do you support Trump, anon?"
What say?
>There was one guy who worked for the city who Donald referred to as "the fat fuck," but I don't think you can print that. That's how we grew to know him — not by his name, but as "the fat fuck."
DEFEND THIS TRUMPSCUM
>>69308185
>jews fighting each other
>>69308334
FDR didn't have autism and Rainman didn't have polio. You do the math.
>>69307691
Its amazing to me that some aggresive bitch getting turned away from a presidential candidate may decide who is elected to the most powerful office on earth.
>>69308121
>the left's Sam Hyde
I'm suddenly terrified. How many atrocities would a left wing Sam Hyde commit, given the death-toll of the right wing one?
>>69307888
Did he just confess to a misdemeanor on video?
GO BENJI YOU STUPID FAGGOT
>>69308185
i really used to like him. minus his voice and appearance.
>>69308185
Is Ben seriously bringing up the Jew Skin Lamp meme, that has been debunked over and over?
Seems a veteran kike (Sarah) is telling this new cabal member to tone down the shilling
>>69308367
I have a theory that Ben's jealousy of Milo played a part in his change of behavior.
Milo literally upstaged him and took Ben's main gig of visiting universities with the Dangerous Faggot tour.
Ben is a broken man.
>>69308086
Oh, sorry
>>69308423
bantz between friends
>>69306923
Subscribed
>>69308210
>>69308367
I wonder if police enjoy being in these riot squads. Looks incredibly fun to me.
>>69308445
It won't have any effect anon
>>69308409
"You're a man in a skirt, get out of my bed faggot."
To the anti air horn faggot that I ran across in the last thread, you can go fuck yourself. I've been on this fucking piece of shit board since it's inception, and have seen it all. I never fucking post, but your fat fingered fucking of the situation has caused me to. The trump generals are bring /pol/ back to it's glory days of banter. The fucking air horns are glorious and you can fuck off, you cock sucking kasich/bernie faggot.
did anyone see this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeOkybuCXX0
>>69308409
>We're going to build a wall
I need to update my Youtube subscriptions..
as far as "red pilled channels" go I subscribe to:
Paul Joseph Watson
Milo
Undoomed
Sargon of Akkad
Mark Dice
Stefan Molyneux
Chris Ray Gun
TL;DR
Thunderfoot
Savage Nation
----------------------
who would (you) suggest?
>>69308429
I want you to know I genuinely laughed out loud at this.
>>69308423
It's cool, Chris Christie ended up endorsing him.
Rate me /10 cruzfam
>>69308277
>>69308121
>>69308447
I mean, there are people that do that.
https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM?t=1m
Go to 1 minute if the time stamp doesn't work.
But that guy seemed pretty serious about all of it. The kinda shit Sam does is way too complex for the left to pick up on as funny, even if it could some how be translated over.
>>69308287
I don't know why no one is driving home the point that Trump gets married, Looks God in the eye, and lies... Vowing bonds of eternal sanctity with his wives EVERY TIME
Honestly, Trump is a habitual liar, con-man, and narcissist.
He calls outright lies "truthful hyperboles"
Yet, he can't seem to ever have a non-hyperbole family.
Watch his family crumble and our nation tear apart.
He is the ultimate form of Kike brainwashing.
The aliens will reveal their powers over us, and it will be too late
>Former president Clinton believes his wife made a mistake in wrapping herself so tightly in the mantle of Barack Obama just before the Southern primaries. He warned her not to do it and blames her recent crushing defeats on that miscalculation. Mrs. Clinton felt it was a strategy she had to employ, in that it energized her base in the Southern states. Nonetheless, astute observers remember that her longtime lackey Sid Blumenthal regularly sent emails to her when she was Secretary of State that ridiculed and insulted President Obama, and instead of remonstrating, Hillary forwarded them to Huma.
DEFEND *THIS* TRUMPKINS
>buy a ton of pepper spray
>sell at trump rallies
>>69308521
Literally not even mid tier entryist redpill yt you suck
>>69308409
Excuse me
>>69308571
skeleton/10
>>69308521
>Sarcuck of Blackdad
>>69308185
was it really legal or just done by the government?
>>69308521
Brother Nathaniel
Martin Shkreli
RandomYoko
Taiwanese Animators
>>69308571
mmmmmmm muscly rib tits
>>69308571
flap of skin for tits /10
>>69308447
considering the real Sam Hyde is an extreme variant of the right, the leftist version would be the opposite
i.e., instead of a massive death count he has a massive bull count
>>69308423
Stop telling us to defend things. Go to rehab and tell them you're addicted to being offended and an addict for righteous indignation. it creates a drug in your brain as powerful as cocaine.
Oh, and fuck off.
>>69308623
quit bitching and suggest someone better you useless piece of fuck
>>69308571
Cruz will surely win now that he has the Skeletor endorsement
>>69308066
We're getting to that. The recent expansion of the definition of 'self defense' is finally letting them start uncucking themselves.
>>69308397
Literally all her activity was retweets, this is a gambling account to spur retarded and gullible idiots into buying hype.
>>69307691
Where's the audio she leaked? Someone has it saved, I'm sure.
>>69308745
I'm picturing Stalinist purges and mass graves.
>>69308652
look at that fucking white male.
in all seriousness, i'm voting for trump because the politically correct "im offended!" shit is out of control and i just want to see those fuckers not get their way for once.
trump may not be the best president, but it'll make me happy so thats worth voting for.
>>69308753
>Anderson Cooper to Donald Trump: 'That's the argument of a 5-year-old'. The argument of a 5-year-old is: 'He started it.' Every parent knows a kid who said 'He started it,'" Cooper said.
DEFEND ****THIS****
>>69308334
Trump is butthurt about vaccines because Barron has autism. the kid's an empty vessel
What do?
She looks THIIIIICK, btw
>>69308490
Doubtless the Fields fiasco was Ben's way of leaving without being laughed out of his job. Now he just gets laughed at.
>>69308571
Scooby would be proud
Natty/10
>>69308185
>It would have been insane not to use their skin for lamps.
Dude in what world
So I missed the rally due to travel and am missing the town hall thing. Anything big happen or is it the same old same old?
>>69308865
Tell trump to defend it, shill. Fuck off and go to rehab.
>>69308756
Sam Hyde?
I don't understand if you're already redpilled, why you need to listen to some dipshit ramble for 45 minutes about feminism. It's so depressing to me. I try to not be suicidal & enjoy life.
>>69308756
Your current list is pretty shit desu senpai
Check my trips >>69308666
>>69308881
Just like his granddad!
>>69308666
you suck too
>>69308756
post a good wallpaper this isn't communist russia
>>69306923
trump is a dump
>>69308509
Until you're standing there in formation with orders not to engage but hold your ground while 300 black lives matters rioters scream in your face
>>69308581
>Go to 1 minute if the time stamp doesn't work.
That's just your average /pol/tard
>>69308189
New shig meme?
Anyone else shed a tear when miss wisconsin came? Did he just won Wisconsin?
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1zqLK9O2I
>>69308245
It'll be a close victory or a possible loss. There are TONS of GOP cucks in the pro-Rato areas, which is already dangerous.
The only way Rato can lose is if NE drops evidence of his affairs.
>>69308891
fug her, aryanize the jew gene pool
>>69308865
but it's a good argument if it's true
>>69306708
hey put this in your next video pl0x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNwN11j954Y&feature=youtu.be
>>69308865
Why would I defend Anderson Cooper's inane shitposting? He was wrong, and the audience agreed with Trump despite the Cruz shills it was packed with
>>69306713
Holy fuck this needs to happen
>>69308891
Learn to take a fucking screenshot first. Also make sure she doesn't come near your sons' foreskins if you wife that. JAPs are mostly super cunty but occasionally there's one that is super sweet beneath all that shrillness.
>>69308986
posted this earlier but never gets old
>that fucking knee slap and the moment when he realizes hes hurt and has to walk off
>>69308986
What a fucking mong
>>69308821
I hope it happens. We slapped Japan's shit harder than anyone else and now they're neck deep in our culture, I think we can trust them with some big-boy toys. So long as we have a president with balls.
>>69308490
yout think thats why he quit? cuz he's just off the rails? or you think he was trying to bang michelle fields?
This site is better than trumpshow
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
>>69306923
OOHOHO OOHOHHOH
>>69308512
>>"man"
>"Anon please"
>>69308571
>Those chest genetics
Holy shit how unfortunate
>>69308948
>https://youtu.be/hopeFgwApCM?t=1m
The ?t=1m is how you make it work everywhere else. Pls educate me on why it doesn't seem to work here. Really. Because I seen other people be able to do it.
>>69308933
DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU
>>69307475
cruz would never commit adultery he is an evangelical
>>69308865
Trump did an excellent job of it already, maybe you too should go and find some new employment, this doesn't seem to suit you.
>>69308521
Murdoch Murdoch
>>69308986
I really thought he was gonna faceplant there
>>69308986
this is one of those things just gets better and better. i love how women screamed with laughter after he hurt himself.
>>69308865
Moralization by the media is a fucking joke.
>>69308571
Jesus Cruz, let her have some cheese too
>>69309046
the only problem is the people who are voting against trump are people who have never held a job so they absolutely can't relate to this and don't understand how awesome it is to have a boss who looks out for you.
>>69308921
then give me a better list fuckwad..what great shit am i missing out on?
>>69309122
Not as if they'll catch up with their former adversary Worst Korea anytime soon and I'm pretty sure they aren't as genocide happy anymore.
Breakroom anon back again. How was Trump and co. Today? I really wish I wasn't sleeping during these exciting times during the day, bit what can a guy do?
>>69309141
>Either a fag who can't recognize a man in drag or a shitposter
Either way it's degenerate
>>69306923
>only in America
I wish, luegenpresse is everywhere.
>>69309125
Wouldn't shock me if it played a small part. Milo is essentially a superior version of Ben that is actually likeable.
>>69308986
I can feel the knee slam in the webm after watching the video.
>>69308745
Extrme leftism is actual facism/communism so we've already seen what it would be in Russiastan and Italy
What happen to all the debates? Did Trump just fucked up the debate schedule?
>>69309355
Holy shit, is that what they're teaching you kids in special ed?
Austin Teacher - Blue pant suits - Teacher? professor? - business - Administration - educational administration - Professional - profile Picture - LinkedIn
>>69309144
>fatty sucking in so hard her chin gets a dimple
now show her when shes fully relaxed
>>69309145
I thought you might think that's what I meant. I probably should have highlighted a different part of your post. I was calling the guy in the video your average /pol/tard, not you. I don't think you can get it to play embedded at a certain point. If you click the link it will play at the given time though
>>69309259
>Aloha akbar
>victory is presidential
>rat likes cheese
and a whole mess of stumpings for all, today was a great day
>>69309442
sad!
>>69309294
>man
Anon you still didn't answer the question!
>>69309213
Trump doesn't get enough respect for his loyalty.
>>69309363
Trump got tired of losing debate after debate, so he ran off screaming "It's not fair!"
What a big crybaby
>>69309259
heya breakey, great Trump news conference and rally.
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/29/donald-trump-pre-rally-press-conference-trump-fights-back/
>>69309363
It got gay after a while. It was once a week people talking about what offensive thing Trump had said and what controversial event occurred. Once everyone dropped out it ceased being entertaining.
>>69309331
That's because Milo, as cringy as he may be, sometimes doesn't hide behind shit and actually debates his stances
>>69309419
>Holy shit, is that what they're teaching you kids in commiecore?
FTFY
>>69308581
>>69308581
I've seen this guy on youtube before. He has a character that talks like that all the time. Beta and annoying as fuck.
Fav part of the townhall
>Corey was also seen grabbing a protestor from a crowd
>did you show the whole thing? Did you see what the sign said? Did you see that he was grabbing the woman in front of him before Corey lightly grabbed his collar?
>uhhhh ... No
>>69309508
This a million times.
No ones loyal and I respect the fuck out of him.
>>69308581
>>69308581
>>69309560
>>69309560
FOUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkMtE-TLCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkMtE-TLCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFkMtE-TLCk
>>69309516
>Being this autistic.
>>69308490
Are we going with a GoT theme for the convention, or is it too soon to decide, now that everyone seems to be at everyone's necks?
Also, Coulter and Fiorina spotted defending Ted. Add them to list of notches on Ted's bedside?
>>69309508
Thats his best quality. Thats what a president should do. Obama apoligizes when our navy sailors accidently sail into iranian waters. Trump would embarrass the fuck out of Iran and brought those sailors home feeling proud.
Bernie voters would toss their own parents into a gas chamber if it meant they could smoke weed.
>>69309520
Thanks for keeping me posted. Totally forgot about my trip.
>>69309468
Huh, alright... I swear on my life, very recently, I saw it magically work once. But maybe I had a little bit too much to drink.
Two forty year old men are calling me a Trumpkin and a basement dweller. What do I do?
>>69308986
>literally literally flipping out
>>69309599
>My mother refused to learn how to type and MASTERED COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!
Anyone have the "what men really want" Trump meme?
>>69309675
Trump would need to win the nomination for the GoT theme to work.
>Coulter
What?
>>69309363
Each one started turning into a ATTACK THE DON FOR TWO HOURS THING.
>>69309675
fioriana is definitely fucking ted. just look at her defense. shes terrified it will come out and implicate her.
The town hall was tiresome.
Cooper misbehaved.
Cruz spoke smoothly, but was his usual unctuous self.
Trump was unclear.
Though I did appreciate his WAR PEACE 15 SECONDS comment.
>>69308865
>You shot a man sir, that is sick and wrong
>But he shot at me first! He was trying to kill me!
>OH GROW UP, DONT STOOP TO THEIR LEVEL, STOP ACTING LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD
Children make that argument because it's the basis of morality and reciprocity. They learn it from their parents.
>>69309599
More explanation please?
>>69307967
I know. That's the one thing he really fucked up.
>>69309737
i don't care who you are, that shit was retarded.
>>69309700
>>69309745
What the fuck
>>69309504
soooo good looking
>>69309331
I thought this was just shitposting/banter at first but now that I think about it it's a pretty decent theory. Milo is everything Ben was except HIGH ENERGY, not adderall-addicted or autistic, and gained a much larger audience than Ben with almost no effort in a year or two.
Ben also saw his biggest increase in popularity thanks to the Piers Morgan fiasco and now Piers of all people is getting the support of Ben's former fans.
His twitter meltdown was really something. It's a good thing facts don't care about his feelings.
>>69309599
Cooper is such a dipshit.
>>69309662
Most of the Facial Abuse stuff is too rough for my tastes, but that girl genuinely seemed to enjoy being treated like shit.
>>69309675
Coulter? Really? She's almost as gay for Trump as Milo.
>>69309712
Tell them to go fuck some barnyard animals in Wales with the local derkas.
/thread
We cruzmissiles now
>>69309823
An anti-trumper was holding a "down with trump" poster at a trump rally and grabbed some girls bra so trumps campaign manager lightly grabbed him and told him to fuck off. the media portrayed it as assault.
>>69309712
pls help. I am outmatched.
https://twitter.com/BruceNV/status/715031099039154176
>>69309856
I'm not seeing where there's an ambiguity here.
>>69309662
Yeah I remember he did his little bit at e3 years ago or something. It was the same cringe bit, same lines. Happily though, his YouTube channel when I looked at it was absolutely dead.
>>69309788
>>My mother refused to learn how to type and MASTERED COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!
>Aloha Akbar
>Are you going to invade Syria?
Rato :We're going to bomb ISIS! But not where they live.
>>69309953
They're retweeting each other and subtweeting in opposition to me. This is awful.
>>69309913
Probably for the best senpai
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
literally the only people who could criticize trumps campaign manager are people who have never worked before. it would be so easy (and typical of a boss) for trump to fire him to save his own ass and look like the white knight. my respect for him went up 100000% seeing him defend it. hes not going to budge.
>>69309700
There's also a CNN townhall tonite, that Trump did pretty well with too. He got a chance to tell the true story about FieldsGate
>>69309520
I don't understand, this type of free flow press coverage (just reporters asks "shit" question) and the candidates just shoot back whatever they have is great.
How come none of the other candidates do this? Have Ted, Hillary, or even Cruz did it this often if at all?
>>69309882
yeah if you like 12 year old boys. her skin is great though.
>http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/274512-former-attorney-asks-supreme-court-to-allow-release-of-dc-madam
BASED ATTORNEY
says if court doesn't give him permission he's doing it anyway,FUCK EM'
>>69309705
Sometimes if you watched a portion of a video on YouTube on before, the next time you watch it, it will start from around the time you left off. Maybe that's what happened. I could be wrong and there is a way to embed it though, but I doubt it. If you could do it, I see no reason for it to be any different than just posting the link the way you did
>>69310050
Call them porch monkeys.
>>69310079
Can you hook me up with some YouTube links from today? I have a somewhat relaxing night whereas I'm not literally carrying a nigger all night.
>>69309712
I'm 36 and I think you're a scholar and a gentleman.
>>69310138
>We have a gay man here
>>69310079
AC got BTFO when Trump forced him to read her initial statement.
>>69310050
"Like destroying the greatest state the African continent had ever produced is ideal"
>>69310211
>Trumpkids
New thread?
>>69310164
I'm being respectful! They are not playing by the rules.
NEW BREAD WHEN
>>69310261
I got one coming up
Fresh bread pls
>>69309144
>ywn feast on those milkers
those are proper milkers, too
Where is the thread
>>69310269
TIFF IS FUCKING UGLY
FUCKING UGLY
U
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L
Y
>>69309745
>>69309893
>“This is the worst thing he’s done,” Coulter said of Trump’s retweet of a picture suggesting that Heidi Cruz is less physically attractive than Trump’s wife, Melania.
“>I just wish it would be a tinsy bit less lowbrow,” Coulter said, arguing, “it’s like constantly having to bail out your 16-year-old son from prison.”
>“No, you can’t defend him,” Coulter chided Yiannopoulos, who insisted that of course he could. “I think it is so outrageously funny,” Milo said, cracking up at Trump’s “amazing” attacks on a rival’s spouse.
This is according to Salon, mind you.
Coulter told Trump to stop attacking Cruz because apparently it's embarrassing Heidi. Unless Coulter is Heidi's friend or fucking Cruz behind her back, she shouldn't be covering for him
>>69310269
She is so big. I really want to fuck her.
>>69310215
And that's because he LIKES Cooper. Imagine if was Ms. Kelly.
>>69306923
WEAR YOUR SEATBELT ASSHOLE
other than that, this guy is BASED
>>69306905
>Also is Wisconsin a sure thing for trump because of this?
People who don't support Trump don't watch rallies and you can sure as hell bet that there wont be any media coverage of it.
I know you guys are all bad goys who don't watch MSM but all you will hear about is Cory raping michelle fields. That will tip the scale for Cruz
>>69306923
god damn that dude is a beast
>>69310211
Thanks!!
>>69310233
I don't know if I can say that. They are namecalling and being overly critical of me without listening to what I have to say. I believe it's time to give up. These consistent consitutional conservatives have me cornered.
>>69310212
not wanting to fuck boys makes me the literal opposite of that. no pubic hair, bleh. too skinny. plus she looks like she just got knocked out
>>69310395
well fug
NEW BREAD
>>69310301
Hurry up, queer bait, I got an important post that I don't want to waste at the bottom of a dying thread.
Everyone prepare your anuses
>inb4 two new threads
>>69310365
If Crazy Megyn Kelly got BTFO any more she'd have to shave all her hair off.
>>69310359
She should calm the hell down. Rato's mannish looking friend started the whole thing. And the Don never attacked the Bruce Jenner clone.
>>69310416
ready for a fresh rape
>>69310501
Sorry.
I am now a #CruzMissile
>>69310525
>in b4 zero new threads
>>69310210
You'll like the 2 videos in that first link.
I googled and found this, not sure about the quality or completeness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gfd7_utOpM
>all these tripfags
>no new threads
What's the point? One even has a fucking image of his name. doesn't need the trip, we have IDs
Why does no one care
>>69310414
Why are you being such a pussy. Be like Ricky Vaughn, BE LIKE RICKY VAUGHN, CALL THEM FAGGOT CUNT NIGGERS.
FIRST THREAD TO BE POSTED IS OFFICIAL THREAD SOMEBODY DO IT ALREADY
>>69310486
NEW BREAD HERE:
>>69310517
>>69310517
GET IN HERE
>>69310622
>>69306587
i like it, but its a little choppy
>>69306923
THIS MAN FOR PRESS SECRETARY!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
>>69310097
Reporters are SUPPOSED to be there to REPORT the news. But instead, they want to create and re-direct opinion. If Trump meekly lets them lead him around by a ring in his nose, he won't get anywhere.
>>69308521
>Sargon of Mossad
>>69310269
>she parties with that shitskin doctor who tore up that uber
>>69310414
If you can't adequately defend your position then you should either change it or quit expressing it until you've acquired more information.
If you want to be taken seriously, drop the Rhodesian shit and calling everyone who disagrees with you a Marxist like the SJW thought police who would in turn silence you as literally Hitler.
Don't ask for people to back you up in twitter wars when you're too dumb to do it yourself. If you're going to shill on social media, only argue with people dumber than you.
>>69306923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyiCzRdGjFA
>My advice to you Ted Cruz
>if you're really that sensitive about Donald Trump putting a picture of his wife up next to your wife
>is to get a better fucking looking wife
BASED!
>>69310934
Who is this guy?
>>69311033
an avatar of Americana spirit
>>69311033
>>69311033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VZFESM_qj4
>>69311033
how new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CXLnZPbtf8
>>69310525
POR QUE CARAJO NO VIENE EL AGUA
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