So /pol/, what is the worst thing you have ever done to a woman?
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she didn't listen the first two times.
>>69305058
Really told this girl off one time who blamed me for her wanting to be sexual with me while she had a bf when in reality I just wanted to be friends. The epic burn still stings to this day I am sure.
>>69305320
Wow, thats real hardcore
>>69305320
You're such a badass, all I've ever done is smack the cunts who deserve it
>>69305058
said 'i love you'.
>>69305058
I've never hit a woman, but I use to harm psychologically most of the females I don't get on well with, it has more impact.
>hit a woman
>get jailed because muh it's a female
>play with her mind
>she will probably remain silent and you can induce her to suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BNxVAWcu7Q
I fucked a lot of women without a condom and I didn't tell them I had Aides
>>69305058
>Drumpfkins will defend Corey when this is LITERALLY a picture of Michelle Fields mere seconds after the encounter
I forgot to prep the bull
>>69305058
The worst thing I ever did was refuse to inseminate them.
>>69305058
Punched a girl (slut) who slept with a friend in order to make me jealous in the face after she started pushing me around and screaming at me for giving her the cold shoulder and ignoring her. Eventually learned that I dodged a bullet.
>>69305058
I got jumped by some dude while on vacation in Florida. His gf was there too and started hitting me with a knight stick while I was on the ground getting punched. I managed to get lucky, punch strung the guy and totally decked the girl in the face. Not sure if she got knocked out or not but I ran after.
>>69305058
I punched OP in the back of the head as I withdrew my throbbing member from your ass.
That's the worst thing I've done to a woman.
>>69305791
dont you mean before the encounter? :^)
>>69305058
Fucked and came in her ass for the first time and called her Cumbutt for a week.
Hit my girlfriend. She was a bully and cut my face up with a knife.
Broke up with my now-ex. Without me she went full party slut. Went and joined navy to go bang more dudes since no one in hometown would touch her anymore.
>>69305824
I'm pretty sure that was probably a cop and his partner.
>>69305058
used them
>>69305058
I once tricked a woman into raising another man's baby.
>>69305956
Highly doubt it. They looked like trailer trash goons.
>>69305058
The 'worst' I can remember is spitting in a girl's face. She deserved it, though. I don't see the problem in spitting on a woman or hitting them if they abuse their pussy power and they start physically attacking you.
>>69305880
Bitch deserved it
>>69305880
She shouldn't have been such a slut
>>69305058
I once disagreed with a woman
>>69305058
Stole her rx to help cope with having a shitty gf.
>>69305824
Was the fucking knight stick white? Learn to spell you cuckhold
I punched a girl in the throat in kindergarten.
Banged my ex gfs friend
>>69306145
Then you beat the shit out of her. Right?
>>69305267
bwahahahah.
It's better with.
Nothing, you done told her twice.
>>69305058
I headbutted my sister once because she was screaming in my face
I feel terrible about it.
I've since sworn off violence against women.
>>69305058
Second thread of this type in ten minutes.
Why?
Why would anyone solicit incriminating responses from a board the media wants to demonize?
>>69305058
I farted in ones face...
I voted for Donald J Trump
>>69305058
I manipulated a mentally unstable girl into being my girlfriend for a month just to lose my virginity.
And then I broke up with her because I got bored of her.
>>69306291
Pussy
Raped and murdered about 12 women in the space of about 6 years.
>>69306291
Fucking fag
>>69305711
Must be nice to have helpers around you
>In Cambodia
>Drunk Danish girl slaps me, thinks its funny
>Other drunk Danish girl slaps me, thinks its funny
>Drunk Australian slaps me, thinks its funny
>Fuck this
>Slap the shit out of all of them
>They complain I slapped them really really hard
>I play it off like "opps sorry" but inside I was glad I did it
Especially the Australian bogan, its one thing if girls do it but shit can get serious real quick if guys try to fuck around like that.
>>69306176
No it was black and retractable. Like if you swung it, it would extend into a stick. Is that not what's referred to as a knight stick or "night" stick?
>>69306379
Any stories?
Broken several women's hearts. Lead them on, didn't really want anything out of it. Most recent was a single mom 10 years older than me. Long story short, after bar hopping and hanging with my friends, we made out and got intement when I told myself I wouldn't indulge her. Things weren't the same after, haven't spoken to her sense December.
>>69305058
Mated with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>69306490
It's a nightstick
>>69306379
I dug up their bodies and raped them again for about the same amount of time.
>>69306379
That's all coward?
>>69306516
I have 12 of them
>>69305058
>So /pol/, what is the worst thing you have ever done to a woman?
Told the bitch I wasn't going to marry her.
>>69305058
i cheated on her, met her the next day pretended like nothing, she found my facebook messsages, had contracted chlamydia, we both got it and she was so devastated i gave her some weed and we had the best sex ive ever had desu.
>>69305058
Flesh wounds may heal, psychological ones endure...
>>69306490
Cobra baton.
Does punching my sister in the face count? I was about 9 or 10 and she really crossed the line that time.
>>69305058
Women deserve equal rights. And lefts.
>>69305058
Asked them out or otherwise showed any romantic or sexual interest in them.
I fucked her older sister on our bed, and then I fucked her 10 minutes later when she same home. Came in both of them.
>>69306657
Wait you cheated then got the clap, so then your gf found out but everything is fine because you got weed that led to make up sex? Even with the clap?
Wow. Boring.
>>69305058
Slapped my wife once years ago when I was at a low point and she was mouthing off too much. Feel somewhat bad but never lost sleep over it.
When I found out my ex cheated on me, waited till she got out of class (first semester of college), around all her friends she had just met. Blew up on her and called her out there.
None of them talked to her anymore, also I had dropped her off and I made her walk back to her car at my apartment where she found all her shit on top of her car.
Apparently shit spread on social media and caused her to lose her job (was working part time at a legal firm).
Later messaged me saying how sorry she was and that she warned me not to try to assault her. Told her she wasn't worth the criminal record and blocked her.
I learned a valuable lesson, you can't turn a whore into a housewife, even if she wants to be one. At your core you will irrevocably stay the same.
>>69305711
I used to torture my sister all the time until she died of aides
>>69306567
>>69306725
>>69305806
I was expecting that from Sweden
>>69305690
>redpill cringe videos
>>69305818
Yeah, women are extremely irrational when it comes to that. Women do NOT like rejection or being ignored. The stereotype in western society is that guys cannot handle rejection, yet we get rejected all the time in harsh ways and people rub it in our face. People just can't stop rubbing salt in our wounds after we get brutally rejected.
I've never been rejected by a woman, but I've told some stories here on /pol/ about how women freaked out when I rejected them, and of course, most people here didn't believe me. Women are insane, and they handle rejection worse than men.
>>69306490
>>69306567
it's a retractable baton
broke up with her abruptly the day before valentines in my senior year.
I opened a door for her
Broke her heart.
>>69306304
because it will keep the normies away, you tremendous faggot
>>69306519
don't feel sorry for single moms ever.
>>69306951
That's not a fucking knightstick you pleb
>>69305690
vid would be great without the gay faggot at the end
>>69306814
well, i almost choked her out on another occasion, think i was pretty close to killing her at one point xd. though she cut me with a knife and threw porcelain plates at my head.
>>69305711
I used to torture my mom all the time until she died of aides
>>69306590
a good shitpost from an aussie, you gave me a good laugh mate
>>69305058
stabbed one of my exs it was fun and she didnt press charges either, still fucked her too.
>>69306304
>implying we care what the kikes think about us
>>69306103
why?
>>69305611
This x1000
>>69306977
Some cringes are cringe enough as to contain a small quantity of truth.
I fucking hate most of females, specially those beween 14-28 years old.
>>69307158
He punched his father once. That faggot always bitches about degeneracy but he's in the same doom loop.
>>69305711
I used to torture my cousin all the time until she died of aides
>>69306955
sorry I'm late, was busy preppin'
>>69307339
Better watch yo ass or you gettin jump with a nightstick
>>69305058
One time during sex i was pulling my dick all the way out and putting it back in, like some shit you'd see in a porn. Anyways, I pulled out and went back but this time aimed at the asshole, and my dick being well lubricated from her vag shot straight into her asshole all the way in.
She didn't think it was funny, but I did.
>>69305058
Had been annoying gf with this noise for days. Did it again right as I came, got slapped, laughed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE_FG2xauA
>>69305711
I used to torture my aunt all the time until she died of aides
Back in 2012 when I was still in college, I've beated the hell out of a bitch in my class. I wish I had stopped in the first punch, but it was so much accumulated shit that was no way.
I was expelled from the course, obvious, but the little influence that my father had at the time, I ended up not being arrested.
The bitch still has a deformed face.
was super wasted and started feeling a chicks massive tits under her bra. she got mad and apparently i asked her "why do you care? you're such a slut anyways". she was crying the rest of the night because she actually is a slut and was self conscious about it. i just like to say it like it is and touch titties.
probably lucky she didn't accuse me of rape
>>69305058
I don't beat women personally.
I just deprave them of attention.
>>69305711
I used to torture my grandma all the time until she died of aides
>>69307869
>I don't speak to women because they deprave me of attention
>>69307869
>implying they want your attention
>>69305711
>>69306947
>>69307233
>>69307473
>>69307688
>>69307979
I know you are very desperate so here is your (you) now fuck off back to /b/
>>69307205
Lol. Sounds typical.
>>69307989
>>69307988
It would actually be the best thing to do by standard since many women tend to use man as a provider. And I had some women going crazy over the fact I didn't cared about them.
Basically the way to cuck them is to not give them special treatment.
>tfw hugless
I'll never know these feels...
>>69308148
I used to torture your mom all the time until she died of aides
>>69308236
Fuck you, cuck
>>69308303
I am dying of kek rn
>>69305058
>be me a year ago
>chick I know thats dating a friend of a friend, I do not like this friend of a friend
>when she gets drunk she has a thing for me and frequently will try and get lewd
>shes fuckin hot but I usually resist the temptation
>one time we're both drunk as fuck
>she wants the d, fuck it, gonna give it to her
>we search rooms looking for place to fuck
>eventually settle on the backseat of my car as the only place we won't be seen
>have several hours of animal tier sex
>next thing I know I'm waking up on the same couch as her inside, no memory of how I got here
>it's 5am, good. Maybe nobody knows
>My clothes are in a heap on the floor next to me thank fuck
>Get dressed and quickly leave and get home
>I get back to the car and find all her clothes
>mfw I don't take them inside to prank her
>mfw her boyfriend didn't really like my epic prank
>mfw at the time he found out I wasn't there to suffer his fists, but she was
>mfw she still thinks it was an innocent mistake and I have fucked her again numerous times
>>69306411
Kek
>>69306533
You animal
>>69308284
how is that even possible? just get drunk and hug a girl when you say bye at the end of the night. shell probably even kiss you goodbye if shes drunk
>>69308303
>>69308360
>>69308449
/mischief/
>>69308239
your mom going crazy after you don't return her phone calls doesn't count m8
Broke up with my highschool girlfriend on valentines day because I forgot about valentines day....
>>69308569
Kiwi cuck faggot kill yourself
My older sister is bipolar as fuck and she was off her meds she would get psychotic violent at the drop of a hat. When I was in high school I was watching tv with my friend and she came in accusing me of taking her spare car key. I told her it was hanging next to the other keys and she thought I was calling her a liar. She ran over to me on the couch and started stomping on my head. I grab her foot and tossed her over the back of the couch. I told my friend to get his car started cuz things were gonna get ugly. We started walking out to his car and she came running out of the house towards me with a pizza cutter. I timed it perfect at cold cocked her right above the eye. Knocked her out and left her in the middle of the driveway. We took off and I called my parents and told them what happened, they said I should've called the police instead of them. She never lost her shit on me again and she looked like pic related for about two weeks after the incident.
>>69308569
I used to torture your grandma all the time until she died of you disappointing her you fucking cuck
>>69308832
>>69305058
Listened to her.
>>69308681
Nah I still have respect for my Mother though. Even if I moved out sometime ago.
>>69305058
Smacked my Ma once because she was acting hysterical. Screaming and bitchin over some stupid shit. When I did she was stunned for a moment before freaking out and swinging at me. I let her hit me a few times, because she hit like, well, a girl, then she tired herself out (I guess) and stoped.
She calmed down a short while afterward. Still angry but at least not hysterical. Threatened to call the cops but never did.
>>69306348
r9k is right over there m8 -->
>>69308562
Probably because I have depression, anxiety, never had any confidence, no friends left, and hate drinking.
>>69308832
>>69309037
>cuck cuck cuck cuck
>everyone dies of aids cause of me LOLOLOLOL XDDDD
/b/ has become such a cancerous shithole that even it's users are trying to escape it
>>69309226
You are honestly a fucking spoon mate and you should possibly seek knowledge on how to end your own life
I hate women. Good thing all the women in my life died of aides
>>69309349
>END YOUR LIFE KEK!! XDDDDDDD
>>69309316
Lol but you are a cuck who should die of aides
Got into a fight with a hamplanet feminist after I refused to buy weed for her. I literally broke her face with one punch.
I got away with it too.
get ex pregnant and left
>>69309316
everyone dies of aids cause of me LOLOLOLOL XDDDD
>>69305880
That's no way to talk about your mother!
I was born
The worst thing to do to my mother
>>69309226
>>69309349
go find a fucking hooker m8, screw that asshole. but seriously you need to get your dick wet.
The only reason I have AIDS is because I'm black.
>>69305058
i pulled a drunk one out of a smashed burned car and told her she was stupid and foolish
in middle school i hit this cunt Merissa in the back of the head with a tuba. it was half on accident but she really deserved it.
>>69309466
women who smoke weed are the worst. it makes them even more illogical and only increases their self consciousness. good for you.
>>69305058
love them
>>69305058
kid mode.
filled 2 water balloons with piss, then rain outside and hiffed the water balloon at 2 girls playing skipping rope down the street, drenching them in piss.
I was 8.
>>69305058
The worst thing I did to a women is to my gf...
I redpilled her.
>>69305058
Dumped her ass instead of marriage.
Saw some old fagbook photos of her freshman year when she got blacked and something about that kinda turned me off.
Came inside her when she told me not to.
>>69309755
I regret absolutely nothing. She started the whole thing by smashing a full can of Arizona on my head and kneeing me in the balls. All bets were off after that the bitch had to go down.
She did press charges (lol female witnesses only) but didn't show to court because she was being actively investigated for being in a drug ring or some shit.
>>69309726
She looks like a stoopid kunt
>>69309726
Tribute to marissa
>>69305058
I convinced my girlfriend to lend me $3k to get a new motorcycle. And then she gave me a blowjob.
>>69310096
seems fair deal
>>69308648
Explain yourself. What is this about? Breeding with white womyn?
>>69309466
>>69308648
A human benis. You know, pink bell end, human style.
>>69305058
Choked one annoying bitch while I was drunk.
>>69305711
And you don't have aids now?
>>69310259
You mad bro?
>>69310369
I have enough money to treat it
Merissa tribute
>>69309960
>woman knees you in the balls
>gets mad and presses charges when you hit her
Wow, anon. This might be the FIRST TIME in the history of the world where there was a gender double standard! Surely, this is just a once in a blue moon occurrence. Women want perfect equality, don't you know? :^)
>>69310259
Get the fuck out her here you cuck bitch
>>69310369
meme magik (praised be kek) cured him anon.
ignore them
I hid the toilet paper one time.
Shit was cash.
I have a Magic Johnson
>>69305058
i looked a girl in the eyes once, never again
I wouldn't hit a girl, but I'd wrestle a bitch into submission and then sit on her till she tires out.
>>69308449
>its just a prank bro
>>69305058
I believe in equal rights for women.
Equal lefts, too
>>69311496
Get the fuck out of here cuck
Soft jab to the mouth.
I said it was an accident.
She just wouldn't shut up.
>>69311496
Women don't deserve rights
>>69311496
This isn't even a god damn joke
Tell her the truth.
loved one
>>69305058
Worst I've done is call women fat and/or ugly as well as calling them out for the whores they are.
The only female I've ever hit was my sister, but that was when I was 10, same with my brother. Kids will be kids, we used to brawl all the time over stupid shit.
>>69311687
>20 posts by this ID
Wew
>>69307618
>the unsignalled lane change
Good on you anon.
>>69310096
I dont get it. Are yall together, did you pay her back?
Beat the shit out of my gf for cheating on me, then dumped her after she got the charges dropped
>>69311496
Well I kek'd
fuggin aussies lol
>>69305058
The worst thing you could do to a woman actually is to do nothing.
>evil triumphs when good men do nothing.
>>69305058
>ex girlfriend breaks glass againt my tv
>i condescendingly pick up the glass mocking her as i go
>she sneaks up, breaks broom over my head
>i stand up, beat her senseless and call cops on myself
>go to bed
>wake up with cops stranding over me
>solitary confinment for 24 fucking hours
>no further action
>>69305058
Every single one of my recent Ex's.
I treat them really well, I am kind and usually perform as the best lover possible.
Do everything I can for them, try my best to please them physically and emotionally.
Always offer extra oral sex. Treat them like a queen.
Maybe pay for a few meals, but then stop paying for anything once relationship starts.
Never let myself feel anything for them.
Use them for sex, make them think I love them.
Eventually I get bored or tired of them, I always phase out or break up ahead of time.
I always abandon them in the most catastrophically and sociopathic way possible and show no emotion. Phase them out of my life and feel nothing.
Stop talking to them all together.
Sometimes see one around town and look them right in the eyes with a big fucking wolf grin and they stare down or turn the other way. If they have a man with them, they grab his arm and lead him way.
One almost killed herself outside my house, another almost bashed out all my car windows.
All of them fear me now, but know they will never have a better or more devoted lover.
They don't always do something that makes me lose interest. Usually happens closer to a year mark.
I also only target girls with low self esteem and daddy issues. Also really smart and selfless goody too-shoes types.
Blew a huge load all over her face and never talked to her again.
>>69305690
This.
Killed my gf and a friends ex this way.
As in messed with them and then let them kill themselves.
>>69312773
what is being 18 years old.
I did this too, champ. Then I grew up and settled down. ;)
>>69305690
Could you please elaborate?
>>69307065
I'll do you one better, I broke up with mine the day of our 1 year anniversary just before she left on a week-long cruise. Still feel shitty about that one
>>69305058
I took off my chastity once.
Have been ashamed of it my whole life.
Broke her heart :'((((
>>69312773
Gets old after the first four or five
>>69305058
Punished my gf's sons
She was mad and brought her baby daddy to "talk to me"
Accidentally finished the bull off when prepping.
Slapped the shit out of a bitch when she kicked me in the nuts.
>>69313171
im peter
>>69305058
I decked a girl in the eye one time. I didn't know who she was and she slapped the shit out of me unaware.
My reaction was to punch, and my punch landed right under her right eyeball.
I got my ass kicked by some bouncers and went to jail for an hour (they couldn't press any real charges and gave me a minor ticket for disturbing the peace.) Also lost a lot of friends over it. It screwed up my reputation at the school I was at.
Pretty shitty overall but shit happens. I bet she won't slap random motherfuckers anymore at least.
>>69313080
It's the most satisfying way of killing people - not having to get your hands dirty and instead just driving them to kill themselves.
Even when it comes to hurting people I operate on an entirely psychological level. I never hit anyone and prefer to break them down mentally. Wounds heal, but psychological abuse is long lasting.
I knocked a bitch out once
>be me
>19, filled with testosterone and rage
>at a festival that avenged sevenfold was headlining
>huge wide moshpit
>i'm standing on the outside of it listening to AX7 (not a fan, had never seen them live but they were okay)
>crazy looking dreadlocked fat hambeast bitch is running around the pit randomly punching people
>iwishaniggawould.jpg
>she finally gets around to me
>she hits the guy next to me who crumples like a bitch clutching his face
>i send that bitch the right hand of god
>she flys backwards and falls face first into the ground with her legs twisted
>her gnarly looking hippy boyfriend comes up to me
>hit him right away
>he goes limp and falls down
>Security and other crowd members are pulling me away
>I start screaming "equal rights equal lefts" as I get dragged away
Some guys followed me and told the police it was self defense. I saw her at a bar like a year later, she didn't recognize me so I struck up conversation with her. Ran off and bought some spice from the nearest shitty corner store that sold it, I packed a bowl mixed with weed and told her it was weed and smoked her out. She started seriously tripping balls before I took off.
Yes, I am a degenerate.
>>69313483
meh. Your just being a bully and specifically choosing people who are not grounded.
Clap clap to you, mr.Bully
someone from a strong position, grounded, etc, would flip you off like a chump.
You achieved nothing, cuck.
>>69313234
I don't do it intentionally, there is no plan.
This is just what happens.
And if I think they are going to break up with me, I fuck them over ahead of time.
I have yet to find a female who is alpha and smart enough to stand by me. I need a female who can survive the apocalypse, is the opposite of my mother and thinks like a scientist.
And is a sexual deviant like myself.
>>69313643
your/you're
I know
>>69313483
You hit them, you're done.
Your words mean nothing if they see you as an enemy.
>>69305058
I beat my wife for threatening to tell the cops i molested my daughter
>>69312773
Alpha male shit
>>69313643
He's an idiot.
>>69313483
You sound like an absolute faggot. You should talk yourself into killing yourself.
>>69313939
and no i didn't molest my daughter
>>69313984
fuck, I was going say, shit dude. Lawl.
>>69305058
By never showing them what a true gentleman is like
>>69313569
You madman
>>69313569
What's goin on with you anon? Why you do these things?
>>69306291
She wouldn't have been screaming if you had put it in the right hole.
do u really think people care about your political orientation these days? you're either for or against the NWO
>>69305058
Acted like an asshole to a chick I knew liked me.
I'm constantly depressed and think about suicide regularly, though I do a good job of hiding it, to the best of my knowledge I've done a good job of it.
She was too cheerful, too happy. I didn't want to drag her down with me.
>>69313569
I also used to talk to like a rotating 5 girls and fuck around with them until they would ask me to officially date them and then I would immediately cease all contact with them. I never date inside my social circle but I suppose that's irrelevant because I absolutely refuse to have female friends.
>>69305058
Be born
Called my ex a whore a bunch and told her I was glad she got raped when she was like 5 or something.
Never done a damn thing.
Probably should have more than once though.
>>69314135
The drinking mainly. I was in at least 2 fights every month last year. I've decided to make a sincere attempt to avoid violence this year.
I literally was able to hold it in after a bouncer slapped a beer out of my hand, I've never been able to before. Progress anon, progress.
I dunno if any anons feel the same way, but I have this thing against bullies.
Like I can smell on someone right, and and soon as I've tagged them as a bully, I arch up.
I dislike people picking on other people in real life if they actually don't deserve it
Surely other anon feel the same way.
I don't like bullying a a characteristic, if it means smashing someone physically or mentally who can't defend themselves, or are facing some tough times or whatever.
I like to bully bullies.
>>69305058
fucked her while she still had a boyfriend, got her to dump him for me and then stopped talking to her immediately afterwards
>>69314558
Bully yourself then you dumb ass faggot. Bully? How old are you? If you meet dicks in real life, yeah you're a dick to them. That's life, we don't need you to tell us things we already know.
>>69305058
>never really beat a woman
>never raped a woman
What could I have possibly done that would be considered bad?
I say mean and hurtful things...words as weapons do more damage than any fist could do to a female.
>>69314558
>I have this thing against bullies.
whats your super hero name going to be when you fight back against all those mean "bullies" m8?
grow up
>>69314698
Thanks for your valuable input. Your words are etched into my mind and I will forever remember them, I appreciate the time you took to type that.
Please let me know your paypal so I can deposit something as a gesture of goodwill to say thanks.
>>69305058
Exposed her boyfriend as a cock loving faggot after she dumped me to go back to him, then refused to take her back because. Felt good man.
>>69314431
I hate that shit. I hate how every dude at bars suddenly thinks he's some big fucking badass and wants to fight people. I really hate other drunk people. I act fine drunk but it seems like 80% of people can't.
I only drink now with close friends who I know arent shitheads or alone. I generally just don't drink much at all these days. Same as you too many violent experiences with stupid drunk fuckheads.
>>69314835
how old r u?
>>69313643
I only do it when someone is being hostile towards me. If you misread my post I don't target the vulnerable only the ones that try to harm me first. Otherwise I'm a nice non-confrontational type person.
>>69313833
That's why you trick them into being your friend first.
>>69313948
I almost did something like this before actually, suffered depression in the past.
It happened when I was playing kickball in fifth grade. I was the best kicker in my class and there was a girl serving the ball. It was a great kick but it went straight to her face.
I also punched my sister in her breasts but I didn't know that was so painful for girls.
>>69314941
25
the last time i've heard anyone unironically talk about "bullying" was probably 14 years ago
>>69305611
Is that you Drake?
I married her then transitioned into a woman that had better legs than she did. She got 2 years of therapy from it.
>>69315036
cool. Well I'm a decade older than you, so get back to me in ten years, promise you wont think the same as you do now.
>inb4 gramps
not even.
>>69314854
I'd put money down on you having some serious daddy and mommy issues. Dad was distant but talked a big game about manhood while mom had high expectations you weren't able to meet. Luckily you're an intellectual now and you're convinced that you've earned that air of superiority that somehow leads you to believe that "bullying bullies" is something to be proud of on an Angolan cotton-picking technique forum?
>>69314891
Yeah I've been staying away from bars in my spare time but while I'm still playing in bands I have to make an appearance more often than I'd like. Literally every fight I've been in for like the past 2 years has either been a fuckhead beating up on someone else or some random drunk cock sucker trying to fight me.
>>69305058
told her i wished she had retarded babies
when the first one came out with Aspergers i laughed
when the second died of SIDS i still laughed
>>69315166
>Well I'm a decade older than you
oh unlucky, i heard the testosterone drops right about that age :^)
>>69314964
>That's why you trick them into being your friend first.
You can't trick anyone into being your friend.
>>69315306
How much you want to throw down
>>69315310
kek I bet the third one turned out to be a downie or a miscarriage
>>69315310
And when the third one dies?
>>69315396
$666
I have to preface this by saying that taking a bath is my absolute favorite activity and used to take up to 12-15 hour baths a time. As a kid the only time i ever felt happy and content was when i was taking a bath and it's pretty much like that now. So one time some bitch slams open the door while i'm bathing and points and laughs and my tiny little 8 year old peenor or something. I got super pissed bro so I got dressed got out and pushed her and apparently she bit her tongue and bled all over the place and my mom said she's disappointed in me and the following weekend my dad said it's not ok to hit girls when he picked me up but to this day i feel no remorse. You do not fuck with bath time. I'll murder someone over some shit like that .
>>69305058
Beat the shit out of a woman. Got 30 hours community service and had to stay in a psych ward for it but still worth it.
>>69315469
kek
Look, keep honing the intuition . Both my parents are dead. I don't have issues with them. They are dead. I don't have issues with dead people.
>>69315310
are you a warlock or something
>>69305791
>not calling them "drumpfsticks"
Why even try, anon? 0/10 for you.
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
I immediately turned myself in to the police and I'm currently out on bail. Pls pray for me.
>>69309568
>>69315531
wouldn't that be damaging to your skin or something
>>69315826
I'll pray for the womyn you raped instead, shitlord.
>>69305058
yall niggas posting in a discord thread
they're trying to divide us you idiots
>>69315580
They hate you from heaven you disappointing piece of shit.
this is like a good b tier thread; so many quips that make me giggle. thanks le bros
>>69316167
said the deluded frogman from Earth
>>69315383
True, I don't seek to make true friends out of people, just friendly enough. Some people are pretty gullible though.
>>69305058
>sister spat on my face
>kicked her in the face
She still refers to it as my fault
>>69316218
on an image board
I think i gave this really nice girl, Jessica I think her name was, a bloody nose in grade school during gym period. Completely unintentional
>>69316263
How many cats do you own?
>>69316218
At least I'm from Earth you kangaroo-fucking aboriginal fat lipped piece of garbage. How the fuck are you even able to post on this site? I thought you had to wear a cock-trap while browsing the internet in Australia anyway.
>>69316331
such is life as an Estonian prince
>>69305058
physical pain is a traceable deterrent. it leaves marks and bruises easily seen.
the best thing to do to a woman is stab her in the emotions and use them against her.
