> Meanwhile in hueland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R3ZHBa6KKQ
They don't feel pain, they don't cry.
What did he do?
Also I hope it isn't this bad in all of Brazil.
>>69303699
Is he getting punished?
>>69303699
just post more yoruichi
>>69303699
>tfw gf's dad is former bope
>>69303699
Why do 75% of Brazilians look like goblins but the world still imagine you all as brown gods and goddesses?
>>69304086
yeah
>>69303969
robbed someone from the community.
>>69304272
pics of bundas
>>69304323
cherry picking
>>69303969
>>69304086
A thief getting beaten by other thieves because he stole from their community.
>>69304389
heres her dad and his friends chaperoning us to dinner
>>69303699
you guys need islam
>>69304323
For the same reason everyone thinks you are fat.
>>69304581
BOPE thread?
Another one:
> thief gets shot
> cries like a baby for help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQTOz8ppfJ8
What a wonderful place to live! Come to visit our country!
I'm still waiting for that "Brazil is larger than all of europe" bait...
>>69304864
need the webm where huecops waste robbers on CCTV
>>69304864
also, how did BOPE end up with museum pieces like the Madsen gun?
>2014
>go to brazil
>catch zuka
>get wallet stolen
>try to fight thief
>is a lepper feels no pain
>get beaten up
>catch leprosy
>see 7-1
>see pic related
>>69304864
>yfw you realize most of the world is uncivilized
>>69305236
I'm pretty sure the government just gives them random assortments of weapons. You'll see some using top of the line HK416s, most using FALs and Colt carbines, and then another using a grease gun.
>>69304581
Ugly weapon, no wonder they are the lowest in teams of any definition of a military.
>tfw i live in the comfiest country on the planet
come at me swisscuckz
>>69305426
Brazilian boobs are very civilized though.
>>69305029
I've seen this scene live, it was fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s741mukeklI
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d81_1449463632
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a24_1225296098
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=293_1424778944
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e8_1446591922
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e1e_1448311651
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83b_1406878347
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=572_1424548638
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df2_1414795133
>>69305236
Jump to the 0:40
This subs were 2 days old, the government just bought them to BOPE and some minor squads. Yes, all Taurus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Ncm0wKk9U
>>69305882
>shoots them off their bike
>proceeds to magdump
I give you monkeys a lot of shit, but goddamn, your cops are based
>>69306037
That's embarrassing...
>>69303969
it's worse than that
>>69306155
Another one:
This one was with the safety on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBnTpjK5A8
>>69306037
>Taurus
maximum hue
>>69306037
that's just a feature, this makes sure that the nigger is dead.
TAURUS THREAD
1:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_YWNo1f-o
>>69304323
>that pic
Oh, I recognize that face.
>>69306434
What the actual fuck?
0:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiK270OXVJU
any brs here witnessed lynchings up close? this happened to me yesterday
>waiting for bus after class
>hear shouting, "thief! thief!"
>run to see whats going on
>group of people kicking and punching someone on the head
>they hit him too hard and some blood sprays out, gets on my clothes and face
>he stops moving, they walk away in silence
>I take the bus and go home
>arrive late, I hope parents have gone to bed
>mom is in the living room watching Mad Men again
>she sees the blood on me and starts screaming, realizes i'm not hurt and asks what did you do
>try to convince her I only saw what was happening and didn't participate but she doesn't believe
>now my mom thinks I'm a murderer
>>69303969
just northeast is like this.
>>69304323
the racemixing make beautiful people jew meme
>>69306434
IT'S A FEATURE
>>69306738
topkek, I never saw one, but would easily participate.
>>69305236
bope literally only exist in ONE city. not all brazil is like the movies.
>>69306875
i mean tropa de elite, not bope
>>69306255
They should just stick to MP5s and Uzis until they can upgrade. Both work fine and shoot true, but are less expensive than blowing your budget on plastic shit that breaks on its first trip to the range.
Had a similar event in the the states
>football practice, weekday morning, hotter than fuck Georgia
>guy in saggy jeans running way too fast to be jogging
>car comes peeling down road behind him
>several shots, guy goes down, people throw body into trunk
Don't go to ATL
>>69307045
That's why they keep old shit like that madsen. In richer places like here in the south, our forces can affoard fancy imported stuff, but I've seen small cities making crowdfundings to buy decent guns to the police.
>>69307167
>don't go to nigger central
got it.
>>69303699
sauce on tits oh lawd my benis
>>69306738
not really
> be on riot
> nigger throws rocks at the police
> people around get angry at him and beat him
> because of the hype I also slap him in the face
> firefighters save him
He was fine tho
>>69305404
Have you been to Porto Alegre?
>>69308019
>porto ''alegre''
>>69307742
>>69307969
> because of the hype I also slap him in the face
>>69307568
>>69307742
>tfw I like russians ._.
>>69308120
kek i remember seeing that in the news
>>69308337
>>69308120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GnUXxYVZLQ
Brazil was a mistake
>>69305426
>>69308777
lel, we made fun of you but now we realize you were right on leaving us behind.
>>69308608
>marcelo rezende
gold
>>69308777
Its all your fault, do you know that?
>>69303699
Hi brazil! :)
Some of the vids in this thread are disgusting
how the fuck can america tolerate this going on the same continent!
i hope they annex you all and civilize you jesus fucking christ m8!
>>69309941
Only as Reichskommisariat.
>>69309941
not the same continent m8
and if we annex anything we wont go beyond the canal
>>69309941
Please someone annex us, if trump invades I will fight on his side
Another fun video:
> Guy tries to take pepe spray from cop
> Gets shot in the head (pepe'd)
> Walks a few meters
> Dies
Watch from 1:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-7pblyYKh4
Now watch this from 1:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqbdADwvPE
Can some /sci/ fag explain me how he managed to walk so far with a bullet in his head?
>>69309941
>annex fucking Brazil
For what purpose? Not even poortugal would like to have them back, and you can be sure that none of their neighbors wants anything to do with those monkeys
Post more Brazilian anime bitches.
>>69310321
it's simple the brain don't turn of instantly depending on where he was shot, he could just had lost one of the 5 senses, short-long term memory or something like this and just kept running
>>69310557
If they annex the white states everything will be fine.
>>69305779
>FN-FAL
>ugly
You better shut your whore mouth Sven.
>>69309941
Or just switch to a better gun manufacturer.
>>69303699
shit, I don't know brazil was so awful country...it's african country ¡Dios mÃo! ¡Qué paÃs de mierda!
>>69311070
It is Texas, it is.
>>69311070
our cops are very well prepared!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcooeo2-Sak
>>69303699
Ah, the land of flip flops and communal lynching
>>69311174
and dank headshots
0:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bUZWf5W-ms
>>69311174
>flip flops
seriously who designated this word
>>69311150
texas wuh? shit I even don't know brazilean education sucks too :'(
>>69307568
>Le argie nigger meme
I hate this meme
>>69311475
and you think i like the brazilian monkey meme right?
>>69307825
Yoruichi is the character name. Go wild.
>>69310557
>Colombia
>Talking shit about Brazil
That doesn't stop your shitty population from crossing the border illegally to sell bedsheets over here
Guys, do you have the video where a cop shoots a thief with a shotgun, and the guy gets cut in half and you get to see his upper half crawling away?
>>69311448
I'm not sure if you're such a newfag or just pretending.
I'm going to sleep, I have a big day tomorrow, by being mugged by a random faveladinho
>>69303699
>Kagami Yoruichi
Good taste, OP.
>>69311329
cool shit, now let't move to north:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DcXf4VRgNo
>>69311567
Atleast we are really free and we are godtier in football
>>69304379
favela you mean
>>69311712
Hey Mexico. How's that wall coming along?
>>69311757
I've been learning to like Argentina more recently. You freed yourselves from the bolivarian neosocialist curse before us, so I guess you can have that merit
>>69311757
>we
>brazil
>godtier in football
we lost 0x2 to paraguay today, no mention 7x1
soccer here is over. we will never be good again.
Roubou na favela, teve o que merecia.
It's curious how hard brazilian ghetto thugs take their moral codes. At least the kid wasn't a X9, it would have been 100 hits.
>>69311715
>i didn't robbed the bike, it was a demonstration
KEK
>>69311950
Zé Pequeno spotted.
>>69311882
U guys where the gods of Football, u just have a shitty time now,you guys will come back sooner or later,plus,the most badass ge is in brazil,max payne 3
>>69311608
wow I didn't see this one yet, anyone?
2:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoTWeUWHEq8
> nig surrender
> drops gun
> gun fires at cop
> another cop finishes the nigger
Pay attention and you will see the cop shot the nigger in the head
>>69310321
What is taking place in your videos, and why is everyone insistent on trying to stop the cops?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSjWd_Qv38w
>>69305974
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a24_1225296098
If that guy didn't got killed, he probably wished he did.
>>69312126
i saw a webm/gif of a guy and his face was like a lot of meat, there was no mouth or nose everything was destroyed, probably shotgun to face, and he was alive and made a ''joinha'' dont know the name in english and was with a pistol on his other hand
>>69312126
It was pretty dank. Quality sucks, tho.
>>69312265
joinha = thumbs up.
did this turn into a shitty /int/ tier Brazilian thread?
>>69303699
>brazilian threads
These are always the same and I keep wondering why vira-latas keep creating them
Is it just for gringos to come and give you a pat in the back and some free pity?
Is it just a bunch of masochists enjoying the feeling of being ridiculed since literally no one is laughing with you here but AT you?
Anyway, I hope Bolsonaro puts you all against the wall and shoot you fuckers, we need to raise our national morale after the gommies are out and we can't have you guys bringing us down.
>>69304160
This
Post more Yoruichi
>>69312479
we arent fighting to be like /int/
>write this
>this guy post
>>69312524
kek
>>69312524
>we can't have you guys bringing us down.
Sure. If we ignore the problem hard enough, it will go away!
>>69312524
Secundo tanto que nem ao menos usarei o inglês.
Qual a porra do prazer destes traidores imundos em denegrir a já frágil imagem da porra do próprio paÃs?
Os filhos da puta são tão imundos que ainda CONFIRMAM que imagens feitas por crioulos cariocas são repetidas por toda a nação.
Realmente desgostante, puta merda.
>>69312555
her brother is even hotter
>>69312815
>tfw I thought it was a girl
>"Quite hot her little sister"
>"Wait a fucking a minute ...."
>"..."
>>69312808
muh empire we wuz kings in the same post
>>69312265
I've seen this one, kekd/10.
>>69312629
You are part of the problem, posting on a chinese sweatshop board about your countries problems will literally do absolutely nothing.
But by all means if you feel like your existence is validated by this small act feel free to complain.
>>69312808
Brazil is a wonderland. Nothing ever goes wrong.
If we keep quiet about it, I'm sure everything wrong with this godless land will go away.
>>69312808
WE WUZ EMPERURZ N SHIET
>>69313045
Exactly. But if there was problems, posting FAKE FACT on a 4chan board would be the perfect solution.
poor brazil. please be safe Brazilian anons, I don't want anything to happen to you guys!
>>69303699
>they don't cry.
Yes they do.
>>69311608
oh gawd, im conflicted look/dont look
>somebody post it so the conflict becomes real
>>69312808
literally shot yourself, commie shill.
>>69313021
>posting on a chinese sweatshop board about your countries problems will literally do absolutely nothing.
You are welcome to leave this website if you want to.
>>69313206
Fake facts? What fake facts? Is violence a nonissue in this country?
>>69313266
haha hilarious and original
you're like so funny
almost forgot to look at your flag
>>69313248
I dont live in RJ, ameribro.
>>69313266
based Germany.
>>69313266
In your shit-hole country, soccer is played with spider eggs, and Cangurus plays as the ref's.
Shut the fuck up.
>>69308777
Was this your master plan, Portugal?
>>69312808
>denegrir a já frágil imagem da porra do próprio paÃs
You should face reality instead of caring about what other countries think about Brazil.
>>69313478
> germany is Asuka
fair enough
>>69313546
i'm assuming that's one of the more crime-ridden parts of hueland? regardless, I just don't want anything to happen to you guys. I've always really liked Brazilian anons, you always take banter well and can be pretty funny. so please be safe!
>>69306738
Why is South America such a god forsaken shithole?
>>69313683
t. kid crying at 01:05
>>69313746
his plan was crashing this continent... with no survivors
>>69312815
>>69312930
>>69313224
Off topic, but you guys ever think they're going to finish the anime now that the manga is wrapping up? I haven't read the manga but have watched all 366 anime episodes. I want an actual end, the last episode wasn't enough closure.
>>69306434
HOLY SHIT
>>69313683
The only people who play soccer here are effeminate wogs and other third worlders.
>>69308777
If only we weren't colonized by t.Alberto's people...
>>69308120
Rofl that retard. Just fucking pick it up, it cant be that heavy.
>>69313804
c-cute
>>69313817
because spanish and portuguese men fucked the savage natives instead of killing them
>>69313882
Fuck you, straya. Soccer is a god-tier sport invented by Anglos(like almost every other sport).
>>69313959
;-p
>>69313369
I'm not the one who spends time and effort searching liveleak and youtube for videos about brazilian people killing each other just to post it on a small subsection of a much larger forum and to prove to mostly Americans and Europeans what they already know.
But now that I've got a sense of personality and see that you're doing this believing yourself to be a messenger of sorts, bringing the true Brazil to these foreigners and not the Brazil the media tries to pass around the world, I would not be so cruel as to deprive you of your illusions and false sense of martyrism.
I sincerely hope you can fix your mental issues one day and become a productive member of society since we dearly need more people who are willing to work towards a better country though.
>>69313804
Exactly, m8, "RJ" it's the short resumè for Rio de Janeiro, the famous crime land.
And thanks for caring, mister, you AND your country are awesome.
>>69308777
You fucked them up taking loads of slaves over there.
You guys literally spawned the space trade, and more or less took it to America too.
>>69310321
Your body movements are not only controlled by your brain but your whole nerve system which is connected through your spine with your brain for conscious movements
Shit like breathing or shitting your pants isn't always coming from your brain but the whole system
There were experiments done in the 19th and 20th century to study what you're asking but unfortunately experiments on humans became a taboo worldwide following the end of the second world war
You can watch chicken do that too if you cut their head while they're walking
There's probably some video on jewtube explaining it
>>69314054
Oh I'm sure its a great sport. Unfortunately the only people who play it are faggots.
>>69313907
> we could be banging cute indian grills in amazonas jungle
> instead we are surounded by niggers and favelas
> corrupt government raping us in the ass
> druggies and faggots defending lula
NUKE THE NORTHEAST
>>69314146
>bringing the true Brazil to these foreigners and not the Brazil the media tries to pass around the world
Oh man, this is a goldmine!
#VisitBrussels
#VisitBrazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3FWPYqj5aM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=881_1381652279 this is a classic
>>69314328
kek yea
>>69313266
Don't post beastiality porn
>>69314328
Another classic: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a2_1391106608
>>69314328
only now i heard what they say
guy with helmet
>thank you sir
cop
>he will steal in hell
TOPKEK BASED
![[BR] thief got beaten during robbery.webm](https://i.imgur.com/L1wkfjc.jpg "[BR] thief got beaten during robbery.webm")
>>69312150
>>69313983
They could have learned something from the Anglos. Or at least they could have been like the French and lost/sold their colonies to Anglos.
>>69314160
ah, of course. i'm very happy to hear you don't live there then. to any Brazilian anons that do live there though, please be very careful when you go out into the world. we all love you guys and would be really upset if some favela nigger robbed and killed you.
>>69314245
>Unfortunately the only people who play it are faggots.
Major leagues? I agree. But I remember playing in high school and we could always tell who the person who watched Euro soccer was. They would get tripped and immediately feign an injury to get a card.
Everyone else? Get tripped? Keep running and get the fucking goal. I remember getting tripped 3 times, doing a flip on the third, and finally getting past the defense.
>tfw the ref called the card on the third despite the fact that I had a clear shot at the goal
Fucking refs. I don't care about being stabbed in the ankle or tripped, as long as I get the fucking goal.
Do you know how hard it was to run from my side of the field to the opposite as right mid and then getting a shot at a goal just to have it taken by the refs?
Fucking forwards always got the good shit. And always because of the refs watching europussy ball.
>>69314461
Come on I know you krauts are in to that.
Who else is looking forward to Brazil losing the Olympics?
>>69314245
If you said shit like that to Lucio, you would have to train a Canguru to type for you.
Okay answer me this Albertos and hues: why didn't the British colonize Brazil? I'm to understand that Portugal found the land, but that can't possibly be true as the pope signed the document before you guys started colonization.
>>69314665
RUDE
>>69314664
We posting women being used as furniture now?
>>69314461
>>69314665
>>69314535
he didn't die tho
>>69314681
i would post this now
>>69314733
portugal is the ally of britain since 1300 ans something
>>69314781
>>69306434
>fires by itself
>fires again
>then jams
>>69314814
>>69314733
Pedro Alvarez Cabral found Brazil while taking the curve around the Atlantic Ocean(which must be done due to the trade winds) to get past the Cape. They found the natives to be amiable so they started a colony there.
>>69314763
Yes, and I want my luso-wife NOW.
I fucking hate brazilian people. And I lived with fucking pashtuns for a year. I wish every single brazilian died of VX gas.
>>69314803
You implying the british gave away that huge ass piece of land because they were allies?
>>69314803
AYYY LMAO
HEUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHEUEUHEUUEH
>>69314849
>>69314883
come on ameribro, civilized Brazilians are great people. don't lump them all in with the criminals please, it's not right.
>>69314733
The simple answer? All the good spots were already taken before the Brits managed to reach here
Colonization needs manpower, infrastructure and an economy to back it, while the Anglos had their hands full with their colonies in the Caribbean and later North America the portuguese were expanding their colonies down south and later the Dutch too and they took all places with a good amount of resources to make it worth their while(the Southeast + Northeast)
>>69314883
Why tho?
>>69314705
Fucking beautiful.
Whats happening with your current president?
>>69314877
That's bullshit of the highest degree. The pope signing that document also suggests they knew there was more land there.
>>69314883
What have we done to you?
>>69313817
because we are basically part of Africa.
ayylmao's separated the continent but not the souls.
>>69315148
this
Did absolutely nothing come from the millions protesting? Did you all waste the pent up energy on nothing?
>>69314898
no but they could not just steal it, besides they got usa and canada and thats a lot isnt it
>>69306434
impressive
>>69313854
yeah, not worth much hype though.
It's basically DBZ 2.0 with swords, many cool fights n shit but no actual story.
>>69315053
>>69315177
Every single one I've met was loud, rude, arrogant and slimy. Button up your fucking shirts and quit touching random women. At least afghanis only diddled little boys.
>>69313983
And slaves.
>>69315181
Say something in Portugese, Brazilian. Better yet, teach me some swears.
>>69315155
The Pope signed the decree after the Portuguese and Spanish started competing on colonial claims. The fact of the matter is that the Portuguese were more interested in India and strangling the Muslim traders of the Indian ocean than they were with Brazil at the time. That treaty not only gave Spain most of the Americas but Portugal the entirety of the Indian Ocean. Brazil for most of its early history was just an outpost on the way to India and a secondary region where unlanded nobility could finally be landed.
>>69315466
vai tomar no cu seu resto de aborto, filho da puta desgraçado
>>69315294
Yet they went to lengths to secure it stayed with Portugal. And also got a lot of gold from the crown along the years.
just leaving this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmcRrXY3ZM
>>69315148
>>69315231
Dead in the water, the biggest political party of the country(PMDB) has just declared that they have abandoned the govt and joined the impeachment process. Literally no one can govern this country without the support of the PMDB, it's like if Obama suddenly lost all the support of the Republicans AND Dems.
By the end of April we'll have Temer as our president and probably half of the congress and senate in jail.
>>69305882
>CALLIOU
>CALLIOU
>CALLIOU
>CALLIOU
>>69315466
> fuck you = vai se foder
> filho da puta = son of a bitch
> gordo = fat
americano gordo filho da puta
>>69312126
When do the police shoot him?
What happened exactly?
All I see was the robber dropping his gun, and the round from the misfire killing the cop, and then everyone standing around like "wtf?"
>>69315709
FUCKING ICE COLD
>>69315709
What is the context of this? Did he just shoot him because he looks fucked up?
>>69315792
Thanks dude, how's the next president gonna be?
>>69315709
wait that wasn't real right?
>>69315982
pay close attention at 2:25, that's the moment of the second shot, you can even hear it.
You can also see the kid falling on the ground.
Based cop executed him, he was 16.
>>69305236
Why the fuck does that dude in shorts have his phone tucked on top his dick??? That's disgusting!
>>69315586
like all the gold and wood portugal got went to uk,
>>69315877
vai se foder is go fuck yourself , there is no direct translation to fuck you
>>69315041
nice tits on typewriter-chan
>>69316046
That's the thing, literally NO ONE knows how Temer is going to run this country, he and PMDB have always been away from the spotling and liked running things from the shadows.
He's going to have to answer to the people though if he does anything wrong, everyone here is out for blood now.
>>69304864
>>69303699
>These kind of shit is allowed in youtube
Imagine all the fucked up middle east and african videos that no one bothers to take down
>>69316046
The kid was trying to sell that gun, and he was dumb enought to let the guy "ser" the gun. He bassicaly got murdered by his own gun.
>>69316424
*spotlight
>>69316046
its fake video he lived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HdARFJW9kM
>>69315323
Pretty much the only reason I watch the show - for the fight scenes.
>>69316643
delete this.
>>69312265
I know what you're talking about, go to /k/ and ask in a webm thread. He shot his face off with a FAL because he thought the police were going to catch him, apparently they took him to a hospital and he survived.
>>69303699
get your filthy microcephaly blood away from me, you Zika-virus-infected Brazilian.
I cant believe we're still having the Olympics in Rio this summer
>>69313817
Because Europe killed and slaves everyone here! Then took all of our resources and run away
>have you ever take history classes?
>>69317059
Well at least we're better than India
** Warning, really gross video:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e0_1447934781
>>69317222
spain=/=europe
>>69317222
>because Europe
Costa Rica is mostly European. Fuck you. You're like 75% Euro, 25% Native and you say "ohh the Euros are evil!". You are a fucking Euro you cunt. Stop using that as an excuse. It's because of your European-ness that you're not like El Salvador, Honduras, or Nicaragua.
>>69317222
The portuguese didn't fuck up that bad to be honest. When they left, most of the brazilian territory was discovered, native threat was almost null and we had working communication systems. Their only mistake was fucking with everything that moved and having a lot of retarded pardo children.
>>69317302
Spain is IN europe, Portugal also.
>>69317508
Ayyy lmao
Dont you know we have almost the same problem with inmigrants from those places than you have from Mexico? The niggers that "Evil-Euros" caused is a big thing here.
Here was a nice place because we dont army and we get a lot of money from exporting coffee, but now... not so much.
Costa Rica is like the younger bother thats become doctor from nigger family in Bronx.
>>69317820
>>69317820
No, they didnt fuck us, just fuck Colombians, Venezuelan and Brazilian and the spanish fucks Honduras, Salvador, Guatemala and USA specially rapes Nicaragu.
And quess where all those niggers emigrated?
>Dont you realize that the impact of the bloodbath that Europe made here affect every part of Latin and South America?
>>69316643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boCHNbzgRZU
is this the best hues can do?
>>69318641
When I said "fucking" I meant like actually taking indian girls and raping them, which caused many pardo children to be born, or doing the same with slave women.
>>69314814
That was really satisfying to watch.
