Which state does /pol/ Think is most American, and what is your reasoning?
Not Connecticut
Texas.
>>69297368
Massachusetts.
Because America was born here. Everyone else is just pretending.
>>69297368
>>69297368
Texas
thy actually follow the constitution.
>>69297368
>Montana
>cost of fishing license
BASED
>the T
Fucking kek, accurate map
>>69297642
This.
The most 'Merican state however would have to be >>69297544
>>69297368
CORD OF WOOD
new mexico
The state people forget is a state.
>>69297731
>Texas the most American state
>always has petitions going to leave the United States
>signed by the same people that think the constitution is equal to the bible
>>69297544
>>69297731
>>69297828
So a lot of people are saying texas, but we only have one explanation. If you think Texas is the most American, what is American about it?
Alaska. Free to shoot guns and smoke weed. Nothing's funnier when pussies come up here "I'm going back to Seattle where it's warm". God I hate you lower 48'ers. I kinda hate Hawaii to but at least they also hate out of staters.
>>69298106
>>always has petitions going to leave the United States
If you define your Americanness by your citizenship you are not American
>>69297731
First time I flew to Texas I landed at DFW for a stop over. When we were coming in for a landing I "holy shit , where is the forest fire". The guy sitting next to me says "that's pollution bro". What a dirty state.
>>69297731
Nevadans have had the right to open carry since we became a state. Texas just got that right.
>>69297368
Maine
The US was founded as a frontier of exploration. Since the US is no longer expanding, it is almost all a rotten cesspool.
'Most American' could only ever possibly go to Alaska, at this point. Everywhere else is either too small, or stagnant.
>>69297544
>>69297731
>>69297828
>>69298130
Fuck no, they voted for el rato.
>>69298361
>>If you define your Americanness by your citizenship you are not American
Why did we limit it to "states"? After all they are just arbitrary borders and each state is not a uniform culture. Do we define Texas by what goes on in Austin or El Paso or east bumfuck no where?
Pennsylvania. It isn't even up to debate. Schools are closed on the first day of hunting season, the cities are faggots but they do show the American dream of living big and success or whatever bullshit you wanna call it. Between the two cities are the greatest and most American things you can imagine. Guns, conservatives, open carry is legal, it's paradise. No black folk in those parts, and tons of outdoors. It's beautiful and one of the original 13 colonies. It held together the union as the Keystone state. Try to prove me wrong on any of this. Protip: you can't.
PS: We are next to New Jersey and that would make anyone look 10x better.
>>69297368
Virginia
>>69297368
Ohio has the most presidents bucko
Missouri.
Southern Illinois counts too.
>>69299129
nothing east of the mississippi, or the colorado, for that matter, could be considered 'American'.
I honestly do not consider you easterners as a part of 'my' America. You are all lost souls.
>>69297368
Virginia
Sic semper tyrannus
t. Michigander
>>69299129
Rural York County here, good post.
>>69297368
Michigan, it's the only state that can hog the water.
Arkansas
>2nd most fast food restaurants per capita
>2nd most guns per capita
>5th most churches per capita
What's more American than burgers, guns and bibles?
>>69299315
How triggering.
>implying that commiefornia and the degenerates of Colorado are American, and the based state of PA and the deep South are not
>>69298179
Did you feel a tiny earthquake the otherday
after the volcano erupted.
>>69299129
PA ALL DAY
other states can't even compete
>>69297368
Definitely Texas. Biggest state for second amendment laws and patriotism I find. Arizona is a good second choice.
>>69297642
this
we literally spawned from here
>>69299315
Alaska is the eastern most state. What shithole are you from?
>>69299509
i would take the 42% of commiefornia that is conservative over all the people in the previous places i mentioned.
>>69299721
ok Petrov.
>>69297368
TN. God-tier business laws and gun laws. And a guy from Antioch tried to shoot up the capital of the U.S.
Louisiana... "How much is the cost of Succession?" This is so stupid.
Louisiana.
>>69299721
damn dude how deep in the bush are you.
Kentucky because I'm the most patriotic American and I live in Kentucky
>>69299791
I notice you didn't mention the joke of a state you are from Pablo.
>>69299315
What did he mean by this?
>>69299129
We also have a friggin ghost town where eternal fires burn underground. We literally have silent hill. Other states can eat my ass
>>69298130
Texan here. We are definitely NOT the most American.
And it's not because we have a lot of Mexicans.
Simply put, Texas fought for independence, won nationhood, and was then peacefully incorporated.
Every Texan takes Texas History classes as a major component of their education, and our regional identity(Texas National Identity) is VERY strong.
So no, we aren't the most American, because we are undeniably TEXAN first.
My State, New Hampshire. We have rather lax gun laws, can carry any firearm publicly legally, carry concealed with license since our governor's a cunt and can't use logic on anything. about 90% white and have quite a low amount of crime compared to many other states. We were for the revolutionary war and the first to sign the new constitution when it was made. Plus, our state Motto is "Live Free or Die" and you can't get any more American than that.
>>69299245
There can only be 1 president at a time, Ohiotard.
>Cincinnati education
>Ohioshits always call Kentuckians dumb
>>69299866
Very deep
>>69300109
Dude, NH bro, lmao
>>69297368
Alabama or tennesee
>>69300034
That's true, there is literal smoke rising from the ground. Centralia is bretty based and bretty spooky. I don't know why anyone tries to say that PA is not the greatest.
>>69297731
>just got the privilege from their benevolent overlords to open carry their personal property on their waist a mere 3 months ago
>>69300109
>live free or die
>no constitutional carry
kek
>>69299509
Faggot. CO Is a beautiful place with a solid amount of conservatives. The only issue is that MUH WEED became legal there and nowhere else so the retards flocked. If people would just legalize weed everywhere perhaps I could have my state back
I'd say Tennessee, it's like a (somewhat) sofisticated version of Texas
>>69297368
For us Germans, the US is California, Texas, Seyfriedvania, Florida, and New York. Every time I look at a map I notice there's this whole bunch of other states in the middle.
Texas and California is typically "American" for me. Just like Germany is Bavaria.
>>69300016
Cali cuck confirmed
Texas, because guns, cowboy hates and barbecues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n9prNixjbg
Tennessee. Name a better state song than Rocky Top. [spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]
>>69300255
>I don't know why anyone tries to say that PA is not the greatest.
What's a good rural county to move to? I live in a nice county but it's a little too close to Philly for my tastes. I like the mountains a lot. Maybe Carbon?
>>69298179
I have heard people from Seattle say that about the area I live in, and I only live on the opposite end of the state, north of Spokane.
Our winters aren't even that bad compared to Alaskan and east of the Rocky Mountains winters.
>>69300473
>Seyfriedvania
What do you mean by this? Never heard that before.
>>69297411
*Cuckrektishit
Spread the word
>>69300473
Quiet Hans. Germany to me is nurburgring 24H Race and Kebabs at this point. They are the only two things you have over there at this point worth mentioning.
>>69300705
Amanda Seyfreid is from PA. A lot of ethnic Germans live in PA
>>69300408
Colorado is nice, but you proved my point. Overrun by hipster faggots who get their sustenance from weed.
>>69300608
Woah dude, I'm from Carbon. 100% recommended. Look at Jim Thorpe or Lehighton if you want Carbon. Arguably equal in my mind. The outskirts of each town are fucking unbeatable.
>>69297642
The spirit of America
>>69300845
Can confirm, descended from Pennsylvania Dutch (and grew up with the cuisine, holy shit it's perfect). The state is HUGELY of German descent.
Alabama
>God
>guns
>college football
>low taxes
Governor Bentley is also a player and a total fucking badass, dude has a mistress
>>69300874
>Woah dude, I'm from Carbon. 100% recommended. Look at Jim Thorpe or Lehighton if you want Carbon. Arguably equal in my mind. The outskirts of each town are fucking unbeatable.
Alright that seals the deal. I might drive up there and check it out one weekend. The mountains are so beautiful. Coolest place I've ever been.
>>69300845
I'm from PA, just wondered about that name. Thanks for telling me.
>>69299129
>We are next to New Jersey and that would make anyone look 10x better.
New Jerseyan here. Pretty sad that the best parts of my state are the ones that border PA.
Oklahoma reporting
Califags, fuck off, stop moving here
>>69297368
WY, because of OPs pic.
>>69301052
Where have you been? I would hope you've seen the really good parts of it.
>tfw the Lehigh River runs past my house, it's a 5 minute walk away
>>69297368
>Texas literally the obsessed nanny state
>>69301011
Yeah I have a German last name. Most people here seem to as well. Tim Heidecker is also from PA
>>69297368
Florida,
this is the best most American state, no income tax, very red on the west cost and in the north of the state where i live. And some of the best weather in the entire U.S.
>>69297368
Water? My fucking state is obsessed with fucking water?
Also, to answer your question OP, it's Texas - and I ain't even been there.
No guys, PA is a horrible state. No one move there. My father got raped there and my mother got killed there. No one go there, stay far away.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69297743
How much?
>>69301258
Cept your overlooking the fact that's it's littered with beaners and Jews.
>>69301258
True.
What city u in nigga?
I want to move to Miami as soon as I get enough money. Florida seems fucking awesome
>>69300845
That's why I called it that. She's the face of that state to me. Also there's an interview where she argues about how her name is pronounced and that she can't agree with her sister on whether it's a)Sigh-frid or b)See-freed
Spoiler: it's a)
>>69301375
And fucking rude French Canadians.
>>69301169
I don't know. I've been up the mountains a couple of times when I was younger and just remember it as being really beautiful and alluring. I've always wanted to live up there. A family friend let us stay at a trailer type house they had up there.
>>69301317
I drove across it and stayed a couple weeks in Allentown. PA is lovely country, the bitches were hot AF - and that's coming from a west coast resident.
Good scenery, both landscape and females. PA 10/10 - would do again. Only complaint is you can't buy cold beer.
>>69301152
That's probably due to Laramie alone.
Best parts are the western and northern edges due to sheer natural beauty.
>>69301182
No, you idiot.
We're nanny-obsessed.
As in we have a lot of married households in which both parents work full-time jobs.
And a lot of Mexican women, the most reliable of which will clean your house well, and WON'T steal your shit, but will charge a non-trivial amount to do it.
Most of us Texans don't clean our own homes. We find a nice lady to do it for us. It is one of the luxuries of living in a state with Mexicans that AREN'T lazy fucks.
The thirteen original colonies are the only true America with Massachusetts being the head of the snake.
>>69297368
Probably fucking montana or something idk
>>69301521
No! PA is filled with niggers, there is absolutely no jobs here, and there are mountain lions that will kill you. The women are ugly and have dicks too.
>>69301372
Come to alaska and go dipnetting on the kenai.
You'll catch alot of salmon that that size.
>>69301584
>thirteen original colonies
There is a reason why they call it little Britain.
>>69301477
Eric Frein should be the face of PA for you. A true badass
>>69297368
I want to say Arizona, but o could be wrong. There are a lot of spics here, buy basically no blacks.
>>69301685
I have a feeling that you're just talking mad shit about PA because you don't want anyone to move there, and in reality you think PA is a great place to live but you'll never admit that on here because it would encourage others to move there.
It's okay man. I get it. Also, I was in Allentown for two weeks - didn't see a single nigger.
>>69301494
I'm from Lehighton myself, but there is no denying that hopping in my car and taking a 5 minute drive to Jim Thorpe is awesome. The entire county is basically this. I practically grew up playing in the woods with my friends and seeing the trees change every autumn to look as incredible in the mountains like this.
>>69301149
The Califags, Illegal Mexicans, and Gas Sniffing Injuns are going to turn this state blue. Sad.
>>69300473
But most Germans live in the "whole bunch of other states in the middle."
>>69299261
Missouri master race
>>69301976
Califags and Illegals yes, but the Indians are barely an issue as they don't vote anyway.
>>69300834
That's pretty good, I hate this state. Northerners can shit on the south all they want, it's better that this economically annihilated hellhole.
>>69299848
*Hispantioch
>>69301690
I want to come hunting/fishing there sometime soon.
>>69299129
N(J)ew York has most of those qualities but the city life is way better (if you have money)
>>69301752
Just read his story, sounds like he just randomly shot a bunch of people. Rambo First Blood. Don't know the full context
>>69301984
Yeah that's true. I just wanted to acknowledge that I can't be bothered to learn all the names and that I can totally understand why you don't bother with every single European country. If you know the rough edges you can piece it together if you ever need it.
>>69300473
>>69301477
Why do Germans not distinguish the mid-west/west more?
Many more Germans there than PA.
I'm pretty sure the LIBERTY BELL is in PA
>>69302792
I don't know. I think PA just wears it's German heritage on it's sleeve.
>>69301984
A note of interest:
A lot of that red Mexican part of Texas towards the south is ethnically Mexican, but culturally German, aside from the Spanish language.
Norteno culture is German culture.
>>69301033
So much a badass he silently took down the Soldier's Flag when the SC bullshit was going down.
Okay bro
>>69302520
He was too close for my comfort. And he actually just sorta murdered people, there wasn't much context. Crazy motherfucker, it was terrible.
>>69302792
>>69302984
If I had to guess, I would say it's the directness of it in PA. The culture hit and it stuck. I grew up feeling it all my life, and it's very prominent. I have no idea what it's like in the Midwest but I think it's less direct.
>>69301880
Ya, just messing with ya. I think it is a great state and if you're a responsible individual we'd love to have ya if you're looking for a new home.
Oregon
Because Its where I live so it must be the best.
>>69301752
Reenactor here. Frein was a fucking loser thief who got booted from events not just for his shitty impressions, but stealing from people's camps. Good fucking riddance.
>>69302520
>sounds like he just randomly shot a bunch of people. Rambo First Blood
He did. If Germany had one Eric Frein your rapeugee crisis would be gone
Somewhere in the midwest everywhere else is shit desu
>>69297544
>voted for rato
nope
>>69303164
pffffffffff
One word.
Portland.
>>69303217
Yeah I know. I just think it was kind of cool how he managed to evade police for that long. It was exciting to watch unfold
>>69302520
>I can totally understand why you don't bother with every single European country
But we do.
>>69302984
>>69303066
Honestly I think it's because you PA Germans came first and have long standing customs for your area really.
Midwest Germans abandoned being "German" after the stigma that came after WWI.
My family stopped teaching the kids German because of it. There are still a few communities left in the Nebraska and Montana though.
Not Texas
>>69302792
Well it's not like I look at maps of the American midwest all day. I'm also not an expert on the German diaspora. I just haven't really looked into this one specific thing yet. I know PA, I know Amanda, I know some things about German-Americans here and there. This is the first time someone from your side schools me on "why don't you know more", usually I can't even get info when I ask.
>>69303066
>And he actually just sorta murdered people, there wasn't much context.
Why the fuck did he even murder them? Was there ever any story released or anything? Did he just want to roleplay as rambo?
>>69303511
You should move to PA bro. You'll be surrounded by people going "Oh you're German?? Me too!" all day and hot poon. Really comfy place to live
>>69297368
S.C.
>>69303516
He was hiding in the woods and he shot a cop. That's... sorta the end of it. Then he went fugitive mode and had motherfuckers rampaging through the woods to find him. As far as a reason, I heard absolutely none.
>>69297691
>desert
Wut?
>>69297368
ND by far
>>69303511
No worries m8. Just curious more than anything.
>>69303791
I agree. We could use more Germans in America.
German-American communities are god-tier.
>>69303791
Honestly this is the first time I hear about that.
I thought the situation for Germans is more like this >>69303369
And then the obvious exception Hollywood because nobody cares anything there as long as you can make money either in front or behind the camera.
>>69298361
>If you define your Americanness by your citizenship you are not American
Fitting rhetoric for a Rato supporter. Your logic makes anchor babies American.
>>69304075
Nah PA is a pretty openly German place. They had an Oktoberfest in my area. Free of muslims lol
>>69299245
>admitting you're from Ohio
>>69304075
German Americans only really received stigma after the first world war. By the time the second came around they were considered American. Now we are the largest segment of the White population in the states.
My neighbor is from Germany, trust me when I say no one would say anything about you being German. Quite the opposite really.
>>69304296
>German
>Oktoberfest
>no Islam
This is what I want for Germany. Don't think I can bring myself to abandon ship but I would certainly like to visit sometime.
>>69297368
>Ohio
>Private investigators
What the fuck goes on here?
Nebraska or Kansas
>>69304592
I would say just pack your family up, jump ship and move to new Germany. You'd be much better off in the long run. Being German here is something to be proud of. Not something looked down upon
>>69297691
nice meme xDDDDDDdd
WA has the most passive aggressive racist people I've ever seen. I think it's because most of them have never stepped foot out of the Northwest.
>>69297368
>Wyoming
>Nebraska
Fucking based
>>69304566
>>69304854
Realistically speaking I guess it really is an option in the long run. As long as we can preserve German-ness somehow. Something to consider.
Pennsylvania is probably the best state.
Niggers and minorities are mostly in Philly and Pittsburgh, leaving the rest of the state mostly white.
Plenty of forests, we have a great spot in the north for perfect stargazing- listed one of the best in the country I might add- plenty of culture, plenty attractions, plenty of comfy places, etc.
Really, PA is the God-tier state that's being weighed down by Shittsburgh and Filthadelphia.
- also New Yorkers that move into the Poconos .
>>69299129
S H E E T Z
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>>69305121
Move to a place with lots of German-Americans.
There are German speaking communities in many areas in the US. PA is an great option, but there are also communities in Nebraska, Wisconsin, Montana, Missouri, Iowa and even Colorado.
Take your pick on which landscape you like.
>>69305121
>As long as we can preserve German-ness somehow. Something to consider.
Maybe you could offer German classes in your free time. People would definitely show up. Might be a good way to meet women who knows
>>69305121
Yeah man, it's possible. The culture is alive here in northeast PA. We are more than willing to preserve it; we're already a part of it. My great grandparents spoke PA Dutch.
>>69305481
I hate the New York people in Poconos. Beltzville Lake is fucking 15 minutes from my house and it's overrun by shitskins and spics from Jew York and New Jersey. That place would be based as shit for local kids but it's overrun by minorities because they refuse to charge admission to use the facilities. A few dollars to access it and those fuckers would be BTFO.
>>69298361
BC bro here. Please annex all our rural areas. Thanks
>>69305481
>we have a great spot in the north for perfect stargazing
Where?
pennsylvania
right half is philly, the urban sprawl, but also has historical areas like valley forge
center is gettysburg, a critical battle in the civil war
west half is pittsburgh, blue collar, working class
it seems to represent all of america
>>69305686
>>69305733
>>69305772
Thanks guys you sound really encouraging. Definitely some helpful pointers. And German classes sound like a great idea, should definitely help to pay the bills. I actually know nothing about how to move to the US, never really looked into it. An exchange student simply said once: you need to bring some money, like $15k in savings to bridge the initial move.
>>69305772
People still speak PA dutch but I don't think a German would really be able to understand that. I remember a documentary where Werner Herzog went to PA and he was talking to Amish people. I don't think they could understand each other lol
>>69305807
Cherry Springs State Park
>>69305121
Don't abandon Germany Hans, if everyone who actually cared about it left and it fell to ruin, you'd be no better then the we wuz pharaohs n shiet crowd.
>>69306165
Yeah I get that, but it's still a derivative of German, Pretty cool.
>>69306206
Based af. Never seen it before but it seems like this is a common thing in our state. I love this about PA, just laying in fields like this at night.
Ohio and Texas are what I think of when I think stereotypical Americans
>>69303516
>>69303943
His brother's girlfriend was cucking said brother with a cop.
He tried to shoot the cop, but fucked it up and shot the wrong one. He was a huge dweeb who liked to cosplay as a Serbian soldier.
Did have neat guns though.
Hawaii because they just want people to get off their land.
>>69306350
I agree. It's a nice phantasy to entertain, nice German communities where people are enthusiastic about being German. But I want to save that here, in Europe. Not just that, the Brits and the Poles and the French and all those other motherfuckers as well.
Also I live not that far away from where Trump's family came from. Kinda weird seeing him run for US President.
>>69300109
Salem here. What part are you from?
>>69305686
These self reporting ethnographic maps always give me a chuckle in that my fellow southerners merely report "merican".
Whence not african we are Scots irish, with pockets of germans. I grew up in one on Central n.c.
>>69307666
Yeah don't leave. People such as yourself will probably become incredibly valuable to Europe soon enough. I still wouldn't fault you if you wanted to move here tho. Some men just want to raise a family in a peaceful environment
>>69297368
PA. One of the original 13 colonies, declaration of independence, open carry, rural, conservative.
>>69301984
>Minnesota
>Scandinavian
Is being a cuck in Scandinavian blood?
>>69297368
Pennsylvania. New England in general imo.
>>69307666
>>69308051
Hurry and shine up your jackboots, Herr Fritz. It's almost Reich time again.
>tfw moved from PA to Chimpcongo
Missouri
>Muh Arch
>Muh Darren "Animal Control Officer" Wilson
>Muh "American Rhineland" German Rivertowns
>Muh Wine country
>Muh Anheuser Busch Brewery
>Muh Boulevard Brewery
Not to mention it's the "Show Me State"
>pic related
High Burden of proof kept based Officer Wilson from being indicted by the Marxists
Kentucky. Zero doubt what so ever. We are the most american. For sure. Fuck the rest and fuck the yankees.
Land
>based
People
>based
Laws
>based
Weather
>based
We are notorious for having medal of honor winners. Also Abraham Lincoln was born here. Daniel Boone lived around these parts. Our reputation is literally being lawless badasses like the DUKES OF HAZARD.
>>69308987
ya dun goofed son
>>69309179
All that BLM shit kind of tarnished your reputation to me
>>69305121
I can see this guy from my parent's house
upper midwest is fucking based
>>69309265
It's cold as fuck tho
>>69309179
Missouri for the win.
Missouri
>>69298074
Wouldn't that make it one of the least American states then? Don't get me wrong, I love New Mexico, but in all reality it really is just West Texas. At least it should be.
>>69309496
>>69309497
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Anyone saying anything besides Kentucky is a shill
>>69297368
North Carolina, I need not explain
>>69297642
Friendly reminder that North Carolina created the first ever declaration of independence in the United States from Britain, the Halifax Resolves.
>>69308051
>>69308970
Yeah. A nice German-American girl, three kids in the suburbs, house, car, I totally see it. But I also come from a partly military family (my great uncle drove a King Tiger and created jobs after the war) and I used to be airborne infantry myself. I'm too political to leave.
>>69309258
Niggers are everywhere.
The important thing is that we didn't fold and indict an innocent police officer just for killing an out-of-control nigger in self-defense.
But I understand what you're saying. I'm ashamed of how the Missouri University President resigned because of protesting uppity niggers.
>>69297368
california based on the total number of electoral votes it gets.
if it was based on population density in a square mile and which state has the highest then i think its new york
>>69300080
This guy is right. In school I was taught about Texas history and the Texas Revolution before American history and the American Revolution.
>>69309265
Woah, that's amazing. You guys weren't kidding.
>>69297368
Montana
frontiersmen and shii
>>69297368
>North Dakota
>cost of a minor
wut
>>69309797
Yeah I guess it is kind of pointless for American states to be flinging shit at each other over how their niggers behave. Lets be honest niggers aren't Americans anyway. They're simply squatters. They're not invested in this country at all. How you handle them is the important thing. I wish the south would get its balls back
>>69309635
No its got everything american.
>>69297463
based
>>69301984
>Most American State
>Kentucky
>Ancestors are literally Americans
>>69297642
Came here to post this. Massachusetts is the only true America. Retarded Texans like Ted Cruz are pseudo-Americans.
>>69297368
what is this chart graphing exactly?
things people in the state are most obsessed with?
>>69297368
Arizona because we trigger the liblabs the most.
>>69310040
That is why Kentucky is the best state and any one that says otherwise is a shill. We literally claim to be American by ethnicity. Not even texans do that.
>>69297731
>follow the constitution.
>just recently allowed the right to open carry
>>69309862
This.
>>69309878
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Braunfels,_Texas
If you'd like somewhere warmer, New Braunfels is historically German and has a kick-ass waterpark I've been told.
>>69298884
fuck off faggot.
>>69302249
>city life is way better
Wrong.
>>69310040
>>69310216
You forgot the part where it says "or Unknown."
It's a mystery.
>>69309947
Complete Agreement.
>>69301317
That's a weird way of saying
>fuck off, we're full.
>>69301521
>the bitches were hot AF
Come on, Jeb don't make things up.
>>69309254
Cool, but your whiskey sucks.
>>69310658
It is German/Irish if you were wondering. But we claim American. That is the point.
>>69311180
Our whiskey is the best on the planet you little pussy.
>>69310322
We'd be happy to welcome more Germans to New Braunfels, it's a paradise and more whites can only make it better, and Schlitterbahn really is a kick-ass water park. We've got great food, cheap land/houses, and easy access to Austin and San Antonio but we're far enough out to keep away the liberals.
>>69301984
East Coast history
>hot blooded anglos killing each other
>ambition
>pride
>Revolution
West Coast history
>the final frontier
>rugged men conquering a new territory
>building a cutting edge civilization out of dreams and thin air
midwest
>MUH WOOPER ACCENTS
>MUH CORN FIELDS
>MUH TELEVANGELISM
>MUH OBESITY
>>69297368
>you will never wash off the shame of your state voting for el rato
>>69311560
We'll earn our redemption one day, brother.
[spoiler]At least we aren't Austin. Fuck Austin.[/spoiler]
Oklahoma tbqh
>>69311697
>tfw you live in Austin
Shit sucks here, all these god damn hipsters and hippies need to fuck off.
>>69311699
shouldn't you be somewhere else cooking meth
>>69312011
I've been there three times. I'd rather not go again--like you said, too many bleeding hearts. I'm an East Texas fella, lived here all my life. I'd honestly rather go to Dallas than Austin, and Dallas is a soulless yuppie-pit that literally almost kills me every time I go.
They do have Medieval Times though, which is sweet.
>>69297368
To non Americans, CA, NYC, and TX will be America. Irony is CA and NYC are the most Un-American places in the States. I personally think VA is the most American place. Kinda in the middle of North and South. Good # of immigrants/minorities but not like CA or NYC. Also one of 13 colonies
>>69312493
>VA represent
757 in here what's up
>>69312404
Yeah, you know you're in the shit part of town when you see a brewery and a frozen yogurt shop. Which is weird since I noticed that 2/3 alamo draft houses i've been to have those frozen yogurt shops really close by them except the one on 6'th st.
>>69312394
>butthurt Texan detected
Shouldn't you be somewhere losing a college football game?
>>69312687
>Microbrews everywhere
Please kill me. Nine out of every ten of them tastes like shit and they're always overpriced.
I'll take the frozen yogurt, though, that shit is good.
Speaking of, do you remember when there was no Blue Bell anywhere a few months back? What the fuck happened there?
>>69312744
Sorry bud, I'm a fan of baseball and hockey. Your football insults don't work on me.
>>69313006
Something about it having some disease in them and having to be recalled.
>>69311525
The past doesn't mean much when both the coasts are full of faggots in the present.
Midwest is where the real hardworking men dwell.
>>69313925
>Midwest is where the real hardworking men dwell.
Amen. I can't wait for the polar caps to melt and wash away that filth.
>>69310216
Kentucky is the real American CITY...
>implyting ur culture isnt based on anything else then KFC AND MCDONALD
>>69311525
ahahah like fatfucks arent all around the US
>>69313925
the real Muh Heritage Muh Corn Fields,AYY people dwell
>>69314999
I'm praying for the Big One to take out West California.
t. Northern Commiefornian
>>69298470
where were you? I live in Katy and it's like a Polish toilet here
>>69299547
Also our education system is badass
>>69301149
True American right here, only one with the most Natives
>>69315529
Tell me what's bad about corn fields. Please.
Most of you probably can't imagine what your comfy little bubbles would be like without corn.
>muh heritage
How is that a Midwestern thing? Please elaborate.
>>69313006
Turns out a bunch of BB producy was contaminated with the listeria bacteria, caused some illnesses across the state and elsewhere in the country. They had to shut down the ENTIRE mfg process to retool and improve their production process to avoid such contamination in the future. That took months to finish before they could even reopen.
>>69315824
Oh, the ironing.
source: am a Texan
>>69315698
We were just about to land. I even took a pic cause it floored me.
>>69297463
NC represent
>they actually have taxis somewhere in minnesota
>>69299859
It's true. Would know, live in Louisiana.
>>69299547
get out norway. we dont want this thread reeking of fish. fuck.
>>69298179
You probably live in Anchorage you faggot, or at least on the south coast
Fuck off, you're literally no better than the fags from the lower 48 and real Alaskans hate you
>>69318733
>You probably live in Anchorage
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>69298179
>>69299721
Those trees sure look like your little black pines in the valley you retard. Go back to Seattle.
What's more American than The Great Smoky Mountains, NASCAR and barbecue?
NC all day, bitches.
>>69299129
>>69299129
> Fucking Stuck growing up in a filthydelphia suburb.
> Didn't see real Pennsylvania until I enrolled at Shippensburg.
>>69318733
>>Alaskans hate you
That show's your not alaskan.
We don't "Hate" them.We just make jokes about the their state.
>>69305569
wawa
>>69299547
Arizona is a spic shithole. So is most of Texas. Disgusting!
>>69297368
>arizona vasectomy
what
>>69309940
Yeah, what exactly are we looking at here?
>>69297368
well I'm from California, reason I'm telling you this cause its definitely South Dakota and I'm not saying its the best state just because I live there its just the best state to live in currently.
Every time people start posting pictures of American nature, I just wanna go.
Can't drive 15 minutes without bumping into a town over here.
