https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAJI4gqX3Zg
MASSIVE OBJECT SMASHES INTO JUPITER
>jewpiter
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWTC7P1Dprw
sorry ..what? was this not just one of its Moons transiting behind the planet?
>>69289612
it's probably just a fly or may be a pixel gone wild
don't worry anon
>>69290132
There was an explosion it's not like the moon just orbited around.
>Jewpiter gets cucked
Not a single fuck was given that day
Big bro protecting us for billions of years. Thanks big bro :)
What's happening exactly? Don't you mean "happened"?
You mongoloid.
>>69289612
That's pretty much normal, Jupiter catches lots of debris in the Solar System that would pass near the Earth
>>69289612
sorry guys that was me.
i just ended a six month no fap and things got a little out of hand
>>69289612
Jupiter is a waste. Jupiter is a mess.
>>69289612
Jupiter is a gas giant. How the fuck does that make any sense ?
>>69291885
Probably because Jupiter has a core.
>>69289612
>Jupiter
the earth could crash into Jupiter and he wouldn't give a fuck.
>>69291885
>pooland in charge of space
I have no idea but I would assume that Jupiter also has an atmosphere and that it probably exploded without even having an impact. Same happens on earth on a daily basis
>>69292089
>he
Uh check your cis-astronomy privilege
>>69291885
This is why you can't into space.
>>69289749
kek'd thanks aus
>>69292005
>tfw Mercury could have been a gas giant
>tfw all that's left is the core
>>69289749
PURE COINCIDENCE
>>69289749
SHUT IT DOWN!
>>69293811
its too close to the sun be a gas planet ameritard
>>69289749
>EVERY
>TIME
>>69295719
>what is a Hot Jupiter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Jupiter
>>69293811
Your mom could have been an ass giant but all that's left is a whore
>>69297212
just read your own link
>They are thought to form at a distance from the star beyond the frost line, where the planet can form from rock, ice and gases. The planets then migrate inwards to the star where they eventually form a stable orbit.
they can't form this close, if they get too close the star will absorve their gas
http://www.space.com/12978-alien-planets-rocky-gas-giants.html
Mercury is almost touching the sun. It would be impossible.
>>69297760
less about Mercury being a former gas giant more about gas giants can be close to stars.
So if Jupiter were to somehow be pushed from it's natural orbit and be placed within an orbit close to the Sun then would that not be evidence enough? Plus many astronomers believe our solar system did have a gas giant close to the sun a few billion years ago (or something like that) but it crashed into the Sun leaving behind trace elements uncommon for stars.
>>69297760
>>69298468
we /sci/ now
>>69298468
http://www.stellarplanet.co.uk/2012/08/can-gas-giants-turn-into-rocky-planets.html
if jupiter were placed near the sun it would lose all its gas and all that would remain would be a rocky planet.
>>69298781
So in theory Mercury could have been the remnants of a gas giant if gas giants really do have solid surfaces.
>>69298938
if a planet were so far to the sun to be a gas planet but ended close as mercury, it would eventually crash in the sun and be destroyed.
Dude Jupiter is the largest planet in this solar system. We were able to actually see the impact of this object... Like holy shit I wonder what the fuck it was.
>>69289749
OY VEY REMEMBER HE 6 TRILLION MILE WIDE HURRICANE GOY
>>69299091
Probably another planet
>>69299082
We only have an uncountable about of stars with billions of planets. I'm sure it's possible.
Besides the planets were hit millions of times in their formation. Not saying the whole Mercury gas giant thing happened but I am saying it's possible.
>>69290667
This
Jupiter is pretty bro-tier
Reminder that astrology has always been right.
>jupiter
>the bro of planets
>*protector*, *guardian*, jubilant, happy, helpful. *good fortune*, helps growth
Have you shown your appreciation?
>THANK YOU MR JUPITER!
>>69289612
http://nypost.com/2016/03/29/mystery-object-crashes-into-jupiter/
>Phil Plait, an astronomer who runs Slate’s "Bad Astronomy" blog, guessed that the celestial object was likely about 33 feet wide.
>Plait said that while it likely wasn’t huge, the collision still could have had a big impact on the largest planet in the solar system because the object was traveling so fast.
>"An object will hit Jupiter with roughly five times the velocity it hits Earth, so the impact energy is 25 times as high," he wrote.
It was just a very fast meteor, sonic fast.
>>69297572
JAPAN WITH THE BANTZ
>>69289612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1zNERweJnE
http://www.bobfletcherinvestigations.com
>>69300001
>dat pic
>dat get
in future
GOTTA GO FASTER
>>69289612
The hydrogen dome protected us from another suicide impact. Jewpiter is truly our greatest ally.
>>69300457
A Hidden Planet at the Edge of our Solar System, Scientists find more Evidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_m__JaiwI
>mfw ayy lmaos colonize Jewpiter but they're so different we don't recognize them as alive because their cells are convection patterns.
Something that big relative to Jupiter probably would have been the size of North America here. Would have literally stripped the crust out into space and made everything hot, dark, and molten. Not kidding. That object was huge.
>>69289612
Okay. I'm anticipating a Happening this morning. Last time I listened to Satrun's music and Brussels happened. That thread then got deleted. Good thing I saved it.
>>69289612
OH SHIIIEEEEEETTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs
>mfw I fall asleep to this stuff
>>69302384
I have this on my iPod :)
>>69292005
What is Jupiter's core made up off? I didn't think Jupiter had a core. As far as I knew, Jupiter is mainly made up of Hydrogen and Helium.
>>69302446
Try this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs_Pg-Vc_yQ
This is what I play when I am doing programming and other tasks. I play it fairly loud. My roommate is always like, "wtf man, your room sounds like a space station or something." Its pretty fucking awesome.
>>69291885
Do you remember Schoemaker-Levy 9 back in early 90's? Around the time Schindler's List was released in Europe.
>>69295521
kek
>>69289911
Nice art and sound effects. Real cool you guys believe in sci-fi fantasy
>>69289612
>it doesn't come out the other side
>>69303001
Thanks! I'll return some to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXTzv0CTZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSb_dkVZHcU
>>69299897
THANK YOU JUPITER-CHAN!
>>69303229
It is really Jupiter.
>>69289612
Yeah, well, last night I smashed a massive object into your mum's pussy.
>>69303403
Jupiter's just a celestial body.
The Earth is flat.
>>69302955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter#Internal_structure
>>69303001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYqsKJAmsOE&list=RDMSb_dkVZHcU&index=2
And another. This series to be very important to me.
>>69289612
LITERALLY happens all the fucking time.
>>69303519
Thanks. Jupiters seems to have a core of metalized Hydrogen. Kind of makes sense. That planet is huge.
>>69303519
The core is a metallic plasma where the outer electrons of the Hydrogen atoms have been stripped away. I am not sure if that qualifies as solid.
>>69289612
IDS HABBEING I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THS
>>69289612
And?
It's a gas planet
>>69303817
>implying the Jews didn't make up all this fantasy shit about "outer-space" to sell sci-fi movies to atheist geeks.
Aryan God does not approve of Jewish Satan's tricks
>>69304041
Hooooold it boah!!
Tesla wasn't Jewish.
>>69289612
Massive object smashed into a gas giant
WEW LAD
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W
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A
D
>>69289612
>its just a rock goy, nothing to see here
>>69289612
posting june pics
>>69289612
ITS WAS THE JEWS!!!
THE SHILLS ARE HATCHING SOME DIABOLICAL PLAN TO CONTROL THE YOUTH AND THE MEDIA AND YOUR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS AND AND AND TO SABOTAGE GOD-EMPOROR TRUMP!
>>69303237
1. It has a fucking core
2. Whatever hit it burned up in it's thick and massive atmosphere. Probably exploded in it as well.
Welcome to Astronomy; space is big and fucking scary
>>69304286
don't you just wanna stick your dick in it?
I know I do
>>69289612
It's Jupiter's job to take the bullet for us.
Without Jupiter, Earth would still be just a ball of molten shit.
>>69303657
Damn.
That one is nice...
I feel my root chakra grounding instantly.
>>69303933
>no atoms
>big smash
>metallised gas
Why do we lie so much?
>>69303817
>>69303933
you know how if you jump from really high + fast into a lake? How its like a solid surface?
Hitting the atmosphere dead on at high speeds is similar.
>>69304406
Is there a solid surface under the atmosphere?
>>69303237
Jesus, Canada
>>69304562
nope. Just Gas and Plasma. It's impossible for anything solid to land on it or strike it
>>69303237
youre special
>>69304407
>"earthling kun...don't look baka!"
>>69304562
Now it's hitting and making a smash in more gas. Non metallised non core gases. Do you see now how this always has no believability?
Based Jupiter saves us again. Jupiter's greed for large space debris is our savior.
>>69289911
real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDFocqYSrfE
>>69304548
Yes, I get it now. Thanks. By the way, looking at OP's video, the rock that crashed into Jupiter was roughly the size of Earth. It was big. Perhaps in a few billion years, there'll be life on Jupiter. haha.
Isn't it full of monoliths?
>>69289612
It was my dick.
>>69304689
>>69304689
Let me break this down. Some kind of rock. Ice. Anything. Big ball. Jupiter allegedly is a couple gases outside one later of no electron hydrogen and then smash it becomes a metal and destroys itself. Because. Muh electrons. Waaat
>>69290662
That's a high-test babe
I honestly can't see how you weirdies don't like shapely babes
>>69304562
Yes, under the extremely thick "atmosphere" there is a core. Also, the atmosphere gets more heated up and also more dense when going down towards the middle
>>69303237
I lol'd and shook.
>>69289612
It looked like a shekel
![75383-004-42408B8A[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZXRzHdU.jpg "75383-004-42408B8A[1].jpg")
>>69289612
This is what it looks like when a large object crashes into Jupiter.
For all you newfags pretending this is just normal, you should remember that the scientific consensus was that it didn't happen until Gene Shoemaker discovered this comet on a collision course with the planet in the NINETEEN FUCKING NINETIES. Now all you assholes act like it's normal? Pathetic.
IT'S THE AYY LMAO RECON SATALITE!!!! THE MOTHER SHIP IS COMING, PREPARE YOUR ANUS, THEY RETURN ONCE MORE!
>>69304932
So what obliterates it? Metallised hydrogen? Muh upper, regular hydrogen. Muh electron loss inner super special metal hydrogen. As soon as it hits that one later, hydrogen becomes a metal and so forth and so on
>>69299897
Saturn is best. Saturn is tsundere.
>>69304781
No, to make an earth-sized explosion you need something the size of a small hill or town. A few hundred meters is more than enough.
e=mc^2
Something the size of Earh would make a MASSIVE event.
>>69304973
Most of us are 90's kids, so of course we would "act like it's normal".
>>69305067
>already has a ring on it
>supporting planetary adultery
Find your own planet.
>>69304973
Ah, those huge fragments that were actually captured I think several years ago going into Jupiter.
It would be better if you reminded us of that video again instead of the aftermath. Scientists were able to predict the event happening months and months before it did, and they got first dibs on the sight of it lighting up on entry.
>>69305063
>muh muh muh muh muh
I mean it's just a leaf on there though, what even is that
>>69304973
>>69304973
>oh vey goy why dont you believe us it was a fucking rock
>>69289749
>Has gold rings around it
>>69291885
>gas giant
>>69305327
>Oy vey why don't you believe the Earth is round and space rocks could hit you at any second or the sun could kill us all at any given moment.
Gotta buy before you die.
>>69289612
someone please post this on >>>/news/
>>69289612
>being so young you don't remember levi-shoemaker
Fagget
>>69303817
jupiter is essentially a star that failed to meet mass requirements to ignite and undergo fusion.
Makes sense when you realize most stars in our galaxy are binary or trinary.
just THINK about this for one FUCKING SECOND.
you realize how SMALL earth is compared to JUPITER?
just fucking THINK for ONE fucking CUNT HAIR OF A SECOND
if JUPITER was not even EXISTED, earth might had to taken this asteroid up the ASS and that could have BEEN the END of our fucking LIVES
>>69305527
Metallised hydrogen. I can't get over this shit. Take some hydrogren. Do whatever you want to it. Remove the electrons and watch the metal just materialise. La la la
>>69305610
It's not planet x?
>>69305610
how can asteroids be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>69290982
I know you're trying to build up your energy, Jupiter, but it's not working very well.
>>69305527
I've always conjectured this! Yes! It wasn't big enough. A star is just what happens when an originally small body gathers so much stuff together that its core moves onto the next state of matter.
>>69305649
It's compressed hydrogen.
>>69305735
Rrriiiight
>>69305610
>yfw you realize there is an eternal storm system on Jupiter, bigger than the entire earth.
if it was an ufo crashing on it and asking us to build an engine and send it to them, would you help them?
>>69305610
Exactly. Jupiter is our chad hero.
>>69290869
Underrated post.
Also, nice bookended 69s. I guess we know what kinda pron you were watching to clear the pipes.
>>69305760
And? It's like saying mercury can become lemon juice
>>69290662
Are you kidding me? She is cute as fuck.
>>69289612
This happened on march 17th. Nothing is happening.
![hst22jul[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/USIfdfh.gif "hst22jul[1].gif")
>>69304213
Not the first time big things have struck Jupiter. A large comet named Shoemaker Levy 9 broke apart and collided with it in the 90's. The scars it left were massive, the smallest the size of the entirety of North America
>>69290667
That's just pro-Jupiter propaganda. Jupiter deflects as much shit towards Earth as it does away.
>>69305792
I'd love to see Earth being thrown into it. I wonder what exactly would happen and what would kill us first.
Would the storm rip us apart or would the helium ignite and burn us alive because of the oxygen?
>>69305786
I have! It's basic understanding of gravity.
The core undergoes so much pressure that the heat it generates causes things to move onto the next state of matter. So in our small little body that is Earth, we have "liquid" at the centre, in a sense, so if there were enough pressure like that being greater the size of Jupiter on its own, instead of it being gas like in Jupiters, it would evolve to plasma.
Pressure, baby! It's serious shit. Being at the bottom of the Marianas Trench would be like having "50 jumbo jets stacked on top of you".
>>69305469
>implying a flat body in space the size of Earth could ever exist
Kek
>>69306095
We'd all freeze to death before we reached Mars.
>>69305997
>the earth is round
get the fuck out you fucking disinfo kike
deus vult
>>69305356
>>69305610
If Jupiter didn't exist we would have never existed to begin with.
Jupiter's massive gravitational pull takes in asteroids on the reg. It's been the Earth's shield for billions of years..
>>69289612
FUCKING SPACE MUDSLIMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69306307
Why are all planets we've ever observed round Canadakun?
>>69305853
Who they is?
>>69305710
They're made out of burlap.
>>69289911
Space is scary
>>69306398
>planets we've ever observed
good goy, believe us, these dots are planets good goy...
>>69304740
I heard this was actually incorrect, and that Jupiter's massiveness is throwing shit towards Earth -- rather than away.
>>69305997
>>69306102
Why are the other Canadians besides you two acting so fucking retarded itt?
>>69306257
Are you autistic?
If you are then just fucking assume that Jupiter moves here instead of Earth moving to Jupiter. Christ, autistic people are cringeworthy.
>>69305067
Saturn is too spooky, demons live their.
>>69306195
>Implying there is such thing as "space" and it's not just darkness and celestial bodies that hides great God's kingdom so God can weed out the fools from the saints
>implying Earth doesn't go on forever outside the Ice Wall
>>69297212
>what is a Hot Jupiter
Isn't that what you call it when a fat guy squats over your face and farts while you masturbate?
>>69306506
Did the spacejew create blackholes?
And speaking about gravity, wouldn't a flat object naturally become spherical?
>>69306608
Neptune is where it's at
>>69289612
It's always happening ausm8.
The happenings never cease.
>>69306617
>believing in God in the current year
This board is for discussion
>>69306458
I strongly believe there are massive beings that live there. Beings that are the size of continents roaming their skies. There could be multiple layers of skies with different colossal beings living in each one.
>>69306594
>I'd love to see earth being thrown into it.
>thrown into.
>into.
Alright.
>>69306543
It is a constant war between the aussie posters and the canuck posters. They are always in a constant struggle with who can shit post the most.
>>69306787
>This board is for discussion Goyim!
>Don't bring up the silly sky fairy tale for kids!
>It's time for a sci-fi fantasy for big goys!
>>69289612
Fake.
>Hellstar Remina
>>69306811
Even if you're a giant being it must suck to live on Jupiter
>>69306912
At least the aussies are funny about it, canucks just get belligerent and humorless
>>69304973
>scientific consensus
>science
scientific veracity has nothing to do with consensus
As far as objects hitting Jupiter; it's the second most massive body in our solar system. It's got the most pull. Logically, it sucks all the debris up. It effectively cleans the space the other planets orbit. Ergo, aside from the sun, most debris crashes into Jupiter.
>>69289612
It was my sides after hearing that England lost at home to the Dutch last night
>>69291885
Water seems pretty fluid, until you slam into it going 50 meters per second. At that speed it's like hitting a brick wall, you will turn to jelly and explode in a shower of bloody chunks.
It's similar with Jupiter's "surface". It's made of gas of course, but when you go fast enough, the speed of the deceleration upon entering it's atmosphere is like setting off a nuclear bomb of potential energy.
>>69306684
>gravity
>blackholes
>real
![OOwUNFw[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4CxW88X.gif "OOwUNFw[1].gif")
>>69306594
it's gravitational pull would literally rip our planet apart what wouldn't make planetfall would wind up as a new thin ring of dust and ice circling jupiter
>>69306458
There's some serious Solaris/Sunshine vibes in watching Jupiter. Like there's something living in it, and the more you look/think about it more mad you become.
>>69306095
The storm would only affect the hole in our ozone layer. Australia. The rest of the world would be safe.
Our solar system has been around for a billion years, it's not going to just stop.
>>69306954
>implying God isn't a Jew
You pray him to be lectured in a building you pay for.
He knows everything about you.
He is everywhere all the time.
He sacrificed his own son.
He cast down based Lucifer when he exposed God's Jewry.
Get off my board you neo-Kike
>>69307271
>Spending US tax dollars to come up with theories and do drugs to paint "planets"
>>69290497
This tbqh familia.
That fat heavy brother has saved us for millenia
God Tier Music: Jupiter Crash.
Listen you won't regret it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbjXRBjUDPA
>>69307444
Trips of truth, Kek has willed me to be correct
>>69305527
>>69305735
not really, jupiter is a tiny gas giant compared to the exoplanets we have discovered. it isn't anything close to a brown dwarf, which may have radii similar to jupiter but tend to have 50+ times the mass. in theory, you have to be at least 13 times the mass of jupiter to even perform fusion. but even then, a lot of brown dwarfs don't even manage to fuse deuterium. Jupiter is only as much of a failed star as the earth is, only that the sun couldn't nab as much of its hydrogen as it could ours where we were a big swirling cloud.
>>69305701
>yfw king ghidorah is real
>>69304632
YFW that's what they want you to think.
>>69307619
Why doesn't all that hydrogen ignite?
Not enough oxygen.
still trying to wrap my head around how many stars exist
there's an estimated 400 billion stars are in the milky way galaxy
ask the average person and I bet they're estimate a few thousand. maybe a million
the number of galaxies is estimated to be 100 billion at least.
and each of those has billions of stars
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
HOW DID ALL THAT GAS GET THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WHAT IS HOLDING IT INTO SHAPE
SAME GOES FOR ALL THE GAS GIANTS
>>69307824
It may as well be infinite for all that matters
>>69307824
>400 billion
>a million
>100 billion
>>69307824
Space is big I used to lay in my bed and thing about how big it was and feel crushed under the weight of it all.
Gets kind of pointless to think about it.
You guys know there's something living in there under all that gas right? They use it as a smokescreen and no one is the wiser.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_potentially_habitable_exoplanets#Table
>>69308002
Explain
The sheer SCALE of Jupiter is unimaginable. Earth can fit inside it's red spot.
Every single little ripple you see in pic related is the size of a continent.
Imagine falling into this deathtrap. As it grows larger and larger in your vision. Until you gradually start becoming enveloped by it's outer atmosphere, and it's thousand mile per hour winds. You're nothing but a minute speck of dust, even less. Gradually the world goes dark and you fall into blackness and the crushing weight of the unfathomable pressure under it's surface.
>>69307885
Lol calm down nigger
It formed when the solar system formed. It's held by gravity and is too far from the sun to be sucked in.
We see these things all over the galaxy.
>>69289612
Ayy
Scientists don't know what the fuck is in Jupiter. Science would have to go there and TEST what it was in order to find out, right now it's just guesses with no testing. It's like a religion.
>>69307885
formation of the solar system.
Same place all the gas from sun came from
Gravity holds it together. same thing that holds the sun together along with all of the other planets.
>tfw had a nightmare last night where earth got pushed back till it orbited jupiter
it scared the fuck out of me and i thought it was real
>>69307761
the deuterium doesnt burn it fuses together, the gravitational forces at the center of jupiter isnt enough for hydrogen molecules to merge into helium
>>69304632
>>69304562
based on estimated temperatures of the core of jupiter it is believed to have a core of liquid metal at its center, but no solid surface.
>>69302955
Metallic hydrogen.
>>69307900
and then on top of that there may be other universes
>>69305792
Fucking stormfags
>>69307885
>what is gravity
>>69304041
Saturn is an enemy planet. Never forget.
>>69308029
>>69292671
>I'd assume a gas giant has an atmosphere
Kek
>>69308029
DARE IS GAS IN JUPITER. GAS IS LIKE CLOUDS DARE. UNDER DOZE GAS CLOUDS THERE IS A CITY FULL OF AYYY LLAMAS.
>>69306102
so... a few more of these massive hits and it might just put it over the tipping point? we could be engulfed in nuclear hellfire from jupiter?
>>69306787
This is a christian board
>>69307885
there's no air in space dingus, so it doesn't need to be "held in" like a bubble existing around it.
Jupiter might be gas, but it's massive size gives it a great mass in a large volume.
>>69289911
Jupiter sounds like Radio Head.
Scientists suspect that under the surface of Jupiter exists Metallic Hydrogen. Something thought impossible to exist except in an environment of extreme, overwhelming pressure, which is impossible to generate here on Earth. No one knows the behavior of this strange material, if it's conductive, or if it's a liquid. But it could help explain Jupiter's powerful magnetic field.
>>69308117
>>69308083
GRAVITY JUST RANDOMNLY DECIDED TO BE IN THAT EXACT FUCKING SPOT FOR NO REASON??
>>69308269
LOL nothing that massive ever comes close enough.
Jupiter could absorb every other planet and still not reach enough mass to go full Star.
It can not happen. >>69308269
>>69308037
>you will never travel to Jupiter
>you will never board a super-pressurized anti-grav hovership and travel among Jupiter's cloud banks, searching for signs of life
>you will never detect faint, mysterious radio signals coming from deeper in the planet
>you will never dive down deep beyond the clouds and down into the darkness, catching the barest glimpse of something enormous moving towards you before your ship is crushed and the planet devours you alive
>>69308269
Yeah dude, even just a cup full of water will make Jupiter a star/black hole
>>69289749
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
oy vey 6 gazillion floaters just got holocausted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uakLB7Eni2E
>>69289612
Yo momma?
>>69307954
As many jews died in auschwitz as there are stars in the universe
- the science jew
>>69308400
>gravity
>deciding
Nigger-teir education, I can't fucking explain why every little cosmic event happened cunt. It just did, it formed because of gravity.
>>69308485
Rebel atheists have no future, no sustainable birth rate.
You faggots need Christians to recruit the next generation of Godless materialists.
Rot, atheist.
>>69308269
only if those few collisions amount to the 12 more jupiters of mass needed to create the gravitational pressures required for deuterium fission (the easiest kind)
You probably saw this a few days ago and didn't even realized it was Jupiter.
>>69303937
Jewfu
>>69308335
>OVE TENEBRAE
>>69308269
an entire comet hit Jupiter, and all it did was put a big red spot on it.
a nuke wouldn't really do anything to it either. Jupiter is so thick deep down, that the lower layers of cloud would probably be thick enough and full of pressure to actually smother a fission based explosion. It would probably fuck up the atmosphere and change some colors, and the entry into the atmosphere of the warhead would probably cause the most change
>>69308433
I find all your scenarios very boring. They don't do shit for me
>>69308629
Wait gravity is like a computer program right? And tay could decide things right? So gravity must be sentient!
#freegravity
>>69308743
>an entire comet
Lol that is meaningless as a determination of size or mass
/pol/ do you think local gas giants have life
srs question
>>69308090
sol getting cucked. terrible nightmare.
>>69308117
what IS gravity? srs.
>>69289749
>>69308651
>this kike picked of cuck represents God for most Christians
Christians have not been true warriors for centuries, we need to abandon weak Christian values and adopt Nationalism as the new religion as Hitler would have done.
>>69308828
I believe the sun is a living entity.
>>69308816
it was a pretty massive conet though. The blast from when the comet hit Jupiter was so bright it could be seen with the naked eye from earth. That's how extreme the reaction was.
>>69308828
No Ivan.
They do not have life. No oxygen.
>>69306702
>tfw you will never be surrounded by infinite blue skies in all directions
why even live
>>69308269
Naw man, Jupiter is big but it's not that big.
Pic related
Also, generally the closer to the sun you go the heavier the gasses you find. So Jupiter has all the heaviest gasses, and the lowest proportion of combustable hydrogen of all the gas giants.
>>69308910
O SHIT NIGGA
>>69308049
Why don't they just send something straight into Jupiter, and have it record its final moments?
>>69308910
LOL
>Jupiter
>Jewpiter
>Jew
>Gas giant
>Gas
>Jew
>Gas
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>69289612
Jupiter?
I've seen enough mecha anime to know this means trouble
SEPHIROTH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69308906
NASA explains it well, easy to understand
http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/what-is-gravity/en/
>>69308906
it'd be the most talked about subject on here if the world governments were trying to tax everything we owned based on its weight
>>69308968
life doesn't need oxygen to survive. there's life here on earth that feasts on methane and carbon dioxide.
>>69309042
they already do this. The first time it was on accident.
They send weather balloon type devices into the atmosphere, and record the weather on Jupiter.
the first time we ever sent something to Jupiter, we had no clue it was all gas, so when the ship hit the atmosphere, we lost connection and never heard from it again.
>>69308828
no, the volatile condition and lack of materials for the creation of productive energy source pretty much rule out any kind of naturally forming life forms
>>69308906
that is the question that is preventing the formation of the unified theory, because we can link all the other three fundimental forces, but gravity is just weird
>>69309121
>insert yo mama joke here
Space is so boring. Why do we spend money on this shit again?
Billions out the door every year so robots can fly around and land on dead, inhospitable rocks. NASA should be shut down for taking food from starving mouths with this bullshit.
>>69308931
I support Francis completely
This is the ecumenical year of Mercy. All of us are driven by example and scripture to aid those in need and to humble out own selves.
The washing of the feet is a ceremony carried out in every Roman church on the planet.
You don't know the context of your trolling. Atheists are futureless and pagans are disorganized do it yourself fools like the protestor churches.
Without organization, without a plan, what do you have?
>>69309068
>saves you from attack rather than the exact opposite
>>69309246
>The place where we have uncovered the most shit and revealed the most interesting questions is boring
Stay off my board nigger
HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY HOME PLANET
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY
>>69308906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTY1Kje0yLg
>>69309042
It's going to desintigrate thousands of miles before it would reach anywhere near the core.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Probe
>>69307216
Canada please stop talking.
>>69289612
>something crashes into a big target
fuck off
