I'm having a TERRIBLE day, and I'm so fucking depressed. No one is here to help me, and all I want to do is stay cooped up in my room. I just ate some fried chicken and French fries, (no, I'm not a fat fuck) and it didn't help one bit. Can you guys please make me laugh? Seriously, I'm having a REAL SHITTY day. I kinda want to die.
I came to /pol/ because I know you guys will make me laugh.
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>>69286312
Not really man, I'm sitting at work trying to think of a way to break up with my girlfriend of 4 years who I share an apartment with. Really lack the constitution to tell her I won't take her abuse and needy ego any more. So I sit, wondering if I should commit suicide for being such a cuck or if I should just pack my things and drive away in the middle of the night.
>>69286312
>I just ate some fried chicken
subtle bait. Other boards wouldn't catch it. 6/10.
>>69286312
fine OP here is a few jokes
>I think Jesus is black because he's our father and he hasn't come back
>What do you call a black Jew....
>A: A survivor
>Q: What do u call 200 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean
>A: A Good Start
>>69286560
Tell her you're coming out of the closet as a polysexual and need to date multiple people at the same time.
She'll do the breaking up for you.
If she doesn't, you can go date someone else anyway.
>>69286312
Remember Jesus loves you and wants you to come home white man
>>69286312
what's wrong man?
>>69286560
please be dating my hot coworker with a needy ego, I really wanna hit that
but yeah probably best to avoid breaking up until really close to when your lease ends
>>69286711
How is op's mom like an El Camino?
They both fit two white guys in the front and twenty mexicans in the back.
>>69286830
Im honestly getting so desperate I thought about that. I was going to tell her to have her best friend move in, then cuck her. I've been trying for about a year to get her to break up with me to avoid the guilt, and let her keep her ego. Women are so fucking bad, the worse I treat her the more she clings. She wants to be treated bad. I wish I was a faggot chasing that boipusi.
>>69287139
How is she needy? Does she require too much attention from you? Do you not find her attractive anymore? Why did you begin dating her in the first place?
>>69286312
>I just ate some fried chicken
How many good boy points was it?
>>69286312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CF7iBqsZM
Stream the movie if you got the time, the first Boondocks Saints is pretty gr8 m8
>>69287026
top kek
>>69286312
>banned for r9k post
thx mods
>>69286945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asySaWXXPeU
>>69286312
nope
>>69286312
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BTFO
>>69286312
Mods giving you a hint.
Go outside and enjoy the breeze.
If it's cold just bundle up.
Bring your favorite music and go for a walk.
>>69286312
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>>69286312
This should make you laugh.
>>69286312
>BANNED
KEK
>>69286312
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Kek
>>69286312
>mfw this ban drives OP to suicide
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>>69286312
Based mods
There are too many bait threads where the OP only posts once and asks what someone meant by something
>>69286312
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>>69286312
> (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Fucking ouch. Guy reaches out and we tell him to fuck off. It was probably trumps campaign manager!
>>69286312
Kill yourself friendo
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>>69286312
>r9k posts
>>69286312
YOU brightened up MY day, friendo.
>>69286312
Still around, OP?
Remember: this too will pass. There are things to look forward to. More happenings. Trump trumping. Memes.
Go ahead and stay in your room tonight, look at stuff you enjoy. Binge watch something. Go to bed early. I know it's rough, but once again: this too will pass
>>69286312
>banned
>>69288311
He's b& and probably already dead, you faggot.
>>69286312
>>69286312
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>>69288159
Man, mods are being fucking brutal today.
I love it.
>>69286312
rekt
I knew that a ban was coming but the tranny attention whore making /soc/ threads wasn't banned this fast. Kind of sad.
>>69286312
Thanks mods
>>69286312
chillout bro, come to brazil and let's fuck some mulata whores, everything will be alright
>>69288159
>>69286830
Implying OP can get multiple women. I always wondered how people can suggest "oh yeah just go date more girls" Is it really that easy and am I just hopeless?
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i see your day has gotten worse, anon
>>69286312
Well it made me laugh so there's that.
>>69286312
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Back to your pre-suicide containment board
>>>/r9k/
>>69288844
HE KEEPS DOING IT, GET HIM BOYS
>>69286312
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Damb bruh. I hope your day brightens up. And if it doesn't, you gotta look at like this; statistically, tommorow will be way better. Especially in perspective, you don't have "the worst day ever" twice.
So cheer up mang, here's a nice frog and friend comic to help cheer you up.
>>69286312
stupid redditor
>>69286312
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Please don't kill yourself User.
