GOP Town Hall Happening!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1X2NVHj0I
ANOTHER LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGqU_Zne6Pc
Rato on first because he wanted enough time to get back to DC to fuck Amanda Carpenter
>inb4 DaddyCruz speaks the whole time as if he is auditioning for a Lifetime drama
I hate this fucking rat
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
this is pathetic, tell me when the emperor comes on
>>69283217
I hope they ask him how the hell he got to fuck more than one woman.
FIRST FOR TRUMP
MAGA
HD STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCtzazOXrzo
>>69282792
My buddy from high school is going to be asking a question. Knowing him it will be one to trip them up.
>>69283507
Is he going to stumble like all of pol autists?
>>69283426
Reminder that Cruz eats his own boogers
Is this Ted Cruz guy just going to keep talking about Donald Trump the whole time?
Can someone redpill me on Cruz?
>>69283590
Hes gonna ask Cruz advice on getting laid
aloha rato
>>69283676
I just ate anon
Does anyone else watch these live events thinking a gunman is going to spring from the crowd?
Cruz is the most insincere person I've ever seen in my life
>>69283590
Shut up f-faggot, I'm not an autist.
>>69283789
I hope for it everyday anon.
OH SHIT I FEEL IT I'M TURNING INTO A #CRUZMISSILE
>>69283898
Boogers/10
>>69283789
lol that will never happen
>>69283816
I cant stand hearing him speak he does nothing but lie
>>69283878
Or Cruz goes out to shake hands and gets House of Cards'd.
>>69283718
He is secretly gay and lusts after Trump.
The wife is a cover up and the multiple affairs are to add to the illusion that he doesn't suck cock.
>Turn on stream
>Cruz
>repeating shit trump has been saying for months
>close stream
>Anderson: Do you have proof Trump is behind it?
>Ted: *gives no proof*
>>69283676
If you don't you're really missing out.
>>69283973
LYIN' TED
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE UP, PUTS IT DOWN AND THEN HE LIIIIIIEEEEESSSS
Fucking gayboy5000 Anderson Cooper
ASK THE RAT WHICH OUT OF THE 5 SLUTS HE FUCKED WAS THE BEST
>>69283718
>Can someone redpill me on Cruz?
The redpill: http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/27/senator-ted-cruz-joins-glenn-beck-passing-out-freebies-to-illegal-border-crossers/
>>69283999
Well we can only hope he is the ONLY one who dies. Not anyone cool or anything.
HAHAHHAAHAHA where were you when Anderson btfo rato once and for all?
>sounds like you've been in a love fest, as well.
>>69284035
He lies!!!
>muh free media
>trump has gotten so much free media hes spent more than everyone else combined
ATHEIST NECKBEARD ASKING QUESTIONS
Anderson LAYING DOWN THE LAW on Rato
>>69282792
STREAMING
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
>>69283507
Is he Thomas?
Sounded like a poltard.
JESUS FUCK ANDERSON COOPER
Cruz speaks so poorly. He's going after the NatEnq and trying to say it's Trump's fault. Instead of just saying it's nonsense and moving on.
OTOH it probably is not his fault. He's probably imagining Anderson's white cock emerging from a glorious white bush.
DECLINED
E V E R Y O F F E R
>>69282792
FORGOT HIS FEDORA DIDEEE?!?!?!
is trump a christian?
Listening to Cruz is fucking revolting. Its like bathing in acid, boogers, and deceit.
>that neckbeard
which one of you is this?
>>69284217
I LIKE ANDERSON
>Too many politicians wear their faith on their sleeve
>Acting holier than thou
Ted Cruz just said this.
>>69284453
I have a hard time believing people actually like him..
Ted Cruz makes me physically ill
Why do all these faggots think that Christianity has anything to do with our government?
This I will never understand
Cruz I lying! I cannot stand it he does nto stand with the constitution. He wants to build a North American Union with his fucking wife! He is a fucking Globalist Rat!
>>69284514
He's trying to walk back the religion stuff now that he's both an establishment candidate and a known serial adulterer
>>69284369
oh my fucking god, these little head nods and MHMs every few seconds
>>69284560
gotta appeal to that bible belt
>There have been too many people going holier-than thou
Is cruz for real right now?
>>69284560
Because we're not a nation of muslims?
>>69284619
>tfw cruz can't deepthroat
>>69284514
Lyin Ted
>>69284569
>Trump, Carson and Chris Christie
Bully squad desu, how scared do you think Yeb! is when he see's those 3 standing together?
I hope Trump is up next I really dont want to listen to Kasich ramble on about hes the only Candidate who can beat Hillary
He's basically saying Ghadaffi was a good guy
>>69284623
Good answer, though they actually believe it themselves, which is what confuses me.
Fucking religion....
>>69282975
Underrated
>>69282792
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
>>69284769
>Yeb
I will never not laugh at this
>Anderson pissing Cruz off
>>69284814
>He's basically saying Ghadaffi was a good guy
He's saying Ghadaffi was not an enemy of the United States.
Lmao Ted Cruz is such a hypocrite he just described himself minus the "vote for me because God told you so"
He cheated on his wife, his dick is dirty and we all know it and he sounds so desperate
I'm seriously tired of seeing his goofy looking ass every debate/town hall why hasn't he dropped out yet
>IM ANSWERING
you seem a bit agitated rato
i used to be a trump missile, but after this town hall, i have become a cruz cuck.
Wow, I actually agree with him on not overthrowing Assad
>violation of genevia conventions
>genevia
Cool place bro
>>69284612
He's trying to walk it back because all of the upcoming primaries are in liberal/moderate run states outside of the Bible belt. Praisin' Jesus only worked to win Utah/Texas/Oklahoma and the inbreds in Iowa
>>69284814
He was useful for stability just like Assad.
When did AC get in bed with Trump?
Lyin' Ted thinks he will win votes acting tough against Anderson Cooper
How come only el rato went on cnn? Kascish could use the exposure.
>>69285097
Back to the factory with you for that snarky remark. Make my shirt and 1 day ship it, faggot.
>>69285077
By which you mean Trump's opinion on Assad.
>Cruz, ISIS operates in civilian areas
>N-now now let's talk about the facts...
>>69284030
>Ted Cruz has been saying this message since March 23rd 2015
>Trump jumped in in June 16th 2015
you're retarted
SHE HAS A MUSTACHE
HOW'D THIS LIBERAL GET IN HERE
>>69285209
>defending a fag
>looked at the flag
>fucken leaf
I'm in Madison, WI and I can see Ted Cruz' reamed asshole all the way in Milwaukee
>>69284956
I actually might. The meme is starting to wear off. Republicans have a shit field this year desu. Why can't I have someone who wants to kick out illegals and not be retarded everywhere else?
HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED HER QUESTION WITH HIS STUPID 'WORK TOO HARD' EXAMPLE TED CRUZ THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!
>>69285218
Kasich and Trump will be on later.
>personal failure
>trying to give your daughter a kiss on camera to look good
>>69284110
>cites a hyperpartisan Trump blogsite that spews nothing but lies and character attacks
And what does your link (didn't even read your story) say to Ted Cruz and his strong stances on immigration? To be against illegal immigration you have to be a dick about it too?
Did Cruz even answer that question what the fuck.
He literally said my biggest failure is that I'm too driven what the fuck
Typical Ted not answering the question
Why does He keep being rude to Anderson
>>69285236
s-si senpai
>tfw manufacturing jobs left GT because shorted of even remotely skilled labour
>tfw not Guatemalan
>>69285484
>>69285592
Leave it to a Swede to protect the gay guy
>bragging about being Cuban
Who the fuck cares that he memorized the constitution? He seems to have forgotten the natural born citizen part.
>Greatest Weakness
>"work too hard lol right guys?"
>No seriously I work too hard
>>69285488
It's Ted Cruz, HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES OBVIOUSLY
>kek
>>69285487
>To be against illegal immigration you have to be a dick about it too?
Yes, because those who define "being a dick" are leftists. If you capitulate to them you will never solve the problem.
>>69285276
Yeah man cruz has been talking about a wall forever lol i was baiting
fuck off kike faggot
Ted Cruz needs to be crucified
what a fucking tard, just say some shit about you not being afraid to make enemies/piss people for what you believe in, like the filibuster and being disliked in congress.
>>69285469
Oh I see, so they're doing individual Q&As?
>WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
>CRUZ
AYY
>>69285313
She looks like a Bothan spy to me.
RATO DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION
Does Cruz ever stop lying?
>>69285722
yes.
One hour for each candidate
This question feels like a fucking Cruz plant.
>>69285665
If he was so proud of being Cuban, why is he a Canadian named Rafael that pretends to be "Ted" from America?
Goddamn Cruz stop stuttering, it's annoying as fuck
Cruz’s greatest personal failure is that he’s…..driven. He’s driving me to drink, anyway.
>>69285812
this desu
>>69285788
Yes. When he's holding a Bible.
this fucking faggot spends 20 seconds thanking every staged crowd question
> what was your biggest failure
> well we all know that answer "my biggest weakness is I work too hard"
> crowd laughs
> proceeds to say literally that in the biggest job interview of his life
Ted Cruz everyone
>>69282792
Just got here, did I miss Trump emperor? What's happened so far? And why is a rat on the stage?
Is this guy answering any question? What a fucking weirdo
>>69285822
Because he's a Republican faggot?
>>69285805
MAGA
>>69285805
MAGA
>>69285805
MAGA
EL RATO: "There were times I should've pulled out..." Freudian slip much?
>>69285907
This
Lying Ted is such a fucking liar.
>should we insult each other or talk about policy?
So difficult to answer lads.
HE PICKS UP THE BIBLE
>>69285805
MAGA
THAT'S A LOT OF COWS
The solution is to force you to pay higher wages to american citizens tard.
>>69285805
MAGA
>that accent
ugh...milk doesnt do a face good...amirite?
Who fucked this dairy farmer's shit up
>Americans won't work meme
>literal rat voting for El Rato
>>69285905
>Senator Cruz, where do you see yourself five years into your presidency?
>Don't say "Doin' your wife." Don't say "Doin' your wife."
>Doin' your son?
>>69286059
Aboot
>>69285487
>(didn't even read your story)
Then how can you comment, please read it and if you disagree post why.
Cruz's own immigration platform allows for defacto amnesty. This is why he uses the language "criminal illegal aliens" and "illegal aliens who commit crimes" as targets for deportation versus any/all illegals. He is clever and that language makes it so there are two classes of illegals: those who he will deport and those who he will ignore. There is a reason why he worked on GWB's capping crafting immigration policy.
I liked Cruz originally, but his own position, on his website, makes it clear he favors doing little (because if he were to win the primary he would need to pull a Romney and pivot to the middle, so he can't be straightforward and openly against deporting illegals).
Why does Trump refuse to debate Ted Cruz? As Donalds campaign continues s to nosedive, especially considering he has on staff a man accused of violently assaulting a woman, we need a discussion between Cruz and Trump about why trump associates with so many misogynist.
>>69285985
Double this
Can't get enough of this lyin' Ted
he's just the best at speaking a lot but saying nothing
MUH LABOR CANT FIND AMERICANS TO WORK
I WANT TO KEEP PAYING THEM 5 AN HOUR TO MILK COWS
Guys help. Everytime I'm high I'm pretty sure i can see into the future. I feel like I'm watching the tv or browsing I feel like I already saw everything. Like deja vu
I've already seen this town hall
>>69285693
Cruz is against illegal immigration but doesn't mind being seen as a humanitarian to people confined in what some described as concentration camps. I'm not obtuse enough to hold this against him. Especially in that it mitigates the meme that all republicans are dicks on the immigration issue.
>I'll allow the left to characterize my various political stances
cuck.
ILL GO MILK THOSE FUCKING COWS RIGHT NOW REEE I WANT A JOB
He's not going to answer this one either
is this guy going to vomit? holy shit
>>69285805
MAGA
>Admitting to hiring illegal workers
Shouldn't he be going to jail now?
muh illegal workers on muh farm
Americans can't milk their own cows!!
>AMERICANS BTFO
>>69286167
Stop making this same post again and again!
>>69286188
He drinks too much fucking milk, he looks like shit
PICK A PEPPER PICK A PEPPER
hello mr.cruz im anonymouse
Ted:thank you for not forgiving and not forgetting
When are they going to have a furry in full costume ask him about his solidarity to bestiality rights based on his sexual relations with rats?
CRUZ KNOWS A LOT ABOUT PICKING
Is it just me or do these questions seem staged?
So there aren't enough american workers willing to milk cows?
>>69286196
he paused for like 4 seconds and paraphrased it by saying latino immigrants, lmao
Ted Cruz with Peter Piper politics.
>>69285805
MAGA
Picking his Peppers.
>>69286331
>>69286266
Wtf where
>>69285805
MAGA
"we'll invent and make magical inventions so that we can pay basic labor $15 an hour"
>>69286141
>Why does Trump refuse to debate Ted Cruz?
Because there are no more people on the stage to hide behind from Cruz's cross examination, or opportunities to go silent when the topic isn't one of his strengths. The Donald is ducking because he's been lying all this time as to who actually has won these debates. If in fact he had won them, he'd be eager to debate.
>we need a discussion between Cruz and Trump about why trump associates with so many misogynist.
I'd settle for Cruz ripping Trump's tax proposals to shreds.
Cruz is killing it. He's doing great
>>69286356
there arent enough willing to work at 5 an hour like the spics are.
the kikes LOVE good goyim that will sell themselves for less than minimum wage.
They have robots that milk cows. Cows learn to use them and milk themselves.
>>69286196
We need to start throwing these business owners who are traitors to this country and hire these people
Without illegals you may just have to pay your workers whatever wage the free market dictates. Charge more for your product and adapt, or fail.
>>69286413
Just kidding m8. Get it? ;^)
>El rato copying Trump policies
Here we go again, he never stops
>>69285805
MAGA
>>69286430
>>69286444
GTFO shills
CRUZ: TRUMP CANT JUST SAY CHINA BAD, HE HAS NO POLICIES
WAIT LET ME JUST SAY ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION BAD AND STEAL TRUMPS POLICIES
>>69285704
>I'm only pretending to be this retarted
More from El Rato? When does Drumpf come on?
Crap, he said coming up, Kasich, then Trump
>>69286350
You have this feeling because the questions are false, as in, they refer to a reality that doesn't exist. This is why they can't pin the candidate, who feels free to blabber about anything he wants as long as it's even remotely related to the matter at hand.
>>69286421
>WE WILL GO TO THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE
>HIRES SOME PEOPLE TO INVENT A MILKING MACHINE.
>PAY THEM $25/HR TO MILK THE COWS
>PROFIT.
CRUZ IS A GENIUS!!
WHY HASNT ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT AUTOMATING THE MILKING PROCESS BEFORE?!?!
>>69285805
MAGA
HOLY SHIT THEY SHOWED FURRIES WTF
>>69282792
>JAPN AD
>PURE ROBOT WAIFUS WITH TRAIDITIONAL VALUES
>A FUCKING ROOM FULL OF FURRIES
jesus christ Japan is one hell of a roller coaster
>There are some people who disagree with what Ted just said on illegal immigration
>>69286619
They know if the God Emperor was on first everyone would tune out as soon as he was done.
SO MANY SOFTBALL QUESTIONS
>>69285758
Why do the women always ask stupid questions like this? They're running for president, not building a dating profile.
>>69286430
Not only are you a retard who played into Lyin' Ted's hand, but;
>I'd settle for Cruz ripping Trump's tax proposals to shreds.
You actually think abolishing the IRS is feasible and a flat tax is a good idea.
Nobody fucking cares about Kasich, just go the fuck away loser you'll never win
Americans too busy milking their bbw's no time for them cows gotta hire them fence jumpers
>Kasich next
oh boy can't wait to hear him talking about his father the mailman
Gotta love how the Slavic "farmer" forgot his lines and Rato had to prompt him.
Plus he opened with "illegally running" (targeted at Kasich) and he shouldn't legally be fucking running.
Very cute.
>>69286413
TELL US ABOUT THE FUTURE ANON!
wtf is happening with the feed?
>>69286709
Ted is actually an amnesty fag. He's lying.
>>69286485
Oh You
Wait did Rubio pull out?
>>69286808
commercial break
>>69285625
>flag
>not Guatemalen
Your name is Pedro and you're white. I should care because....? Shirt update?
>Jackson commerical
top kek
Ted gets some excellent questions such as "Senator Cruz, do you think hard work is a good thing?"
Just wait for Trump's very first question to be "Why do you hate minorities and women?"
>>69286709
He was basically Jeb! before Trump showed up
>>69286855
Rubio has been out for a while now mate
>>69286785
B-But it's such a good story! American dream and all that!!!
>>69286895
Trump will get all loaded questions nothing soft like teds miking cows bullshit
>>69286648
It's been done but it's only available to mega farms.
Everyone else can't use those machines because they can just hire illegals and their entire operation is based around cheap labour.
>>69286444
Yeah actually. He's doing pretty well I might actually vote for him desu.
>I'll allow the left to characterize my various political stances
That is what you're doing you idiot. Being "humanitarian" is the reason the roaches come across in the first place and it's the reason the left makes the argument to keep them here. "not being a dick" is neccesarily giving leftists a stronger foothold in public opinion. You reframe the argument from "upholding the law against foreign invaders" to "not mistreating these poor oppressed minorities"
>>69285805
MAGA
WOW! HEIDI LOOKS GOOD TONIGHT
lol ted started the whole wife thing in the first place
>>69286960
Fuck
Better stream? Audio is shit
Audio is fucked, any other stream?
THERE IT IS!
"When you go after my wife.."
Why the fuck can he answer the question
DONT GO AFTER MY WIFE!!!
>*commits multiple adulteries*
when is Trump coming on? This rat faced cunt is making me sleepy and sick.
>>69287108
>>69287091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCtzazOXrzo
>>69287108
>>69287091
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>>69287108
HD stream is a few posts in
>>69286796
There going to talk about Japan in a bit. And they will specifically talk about tearing up the pledge to support the nominee.
HELP IM TRYING TO FIND THE VIDEO WHERE THE TRUMP SUPPORTER (OVERWEIGHT WOMAN0 SPITS AND PUNCHES THE PROTESTER (GAY FAT BOI) AND THEN HE FREAKS OUT AND GETS IN HER FACE AND YELLS LIKE A CONFIRMED AUTIST HE YELLS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "I'LL GET IN YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU DIE BITCH UNTIL YOU DIE"
it IS VERY KEKWORTHY
Pakistan also suffered an attack. Bunch of Christians murdered on Easter
>>69287189
Trump is last unfortunately
>muh consitutional freedums and pry-va-see
>>69287108
>>69287091
YouTube has a search feature:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfIceTn_t_4
IT IS POSSIBLE TO WALK
AND CHEW GUM PEOPLE!
>>69287192
Thanks Sven
PRISM was a bush program that Obama just continued desu desu
>>69287219
I WILL BE IMPRESSED ANON!
>we need to stop name-calling! We will simply compare policies!
>5 min later
>Trump is shit, if he wins it's going to be a tranwreck. What an asshole!
Fucking Lying Ted.
>>69287270
My cows have the constitutional right to be milked privately.
10 bucks says the kid asking the question takes a dick tonight
>My home state of Florida
???
>>69287264
You don't put your main event anywhere but the end.
>>69287280
R A R E
A
R
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>>69286796
Also cruz failing to vote for auditing the Fed will be brought up
Better stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2fOk19Iao
Did he say "my home state of Florida" ???
>ALOOHA ACKBAR
>>69287359
>Our wives and children should be off-limits
>btw watch my commercial calling Trump's wife a harlot
>>69283507
Benjamin?
>alooha
ALLUHAH AKBAR