GOP Town Hall Happening!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCtzazOXrzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1X2NVHj0I
First for Based Ted
>What have you done for Women and what will you do?
>Here's a story about my mom lol
>>69287719
ALOOHA AKBAR EDITION
FIRST FOR CRUZ 2016
RetarTED
> SURROUNDED BY STRONG WOMEN
aloha!
Alluha ackbar
AWOOOHA AKBAR
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CrJuSRL.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Tenth for Luau Ackbar
>>69287719
>His mom didn't know how to type
>"SO USE ME AS A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER INSTEAD!"
>Can't type though
Uhhhh
>Ted is surrounded by "strong women"
6 of whom he sleeps with
>Computer programmer
>Can't type
>>>WOMEN
Stop pretending you care about women Ted
>>69287946
Hence Lyin' Ted
ALOOHA AKBAR
>muh Katherine and Caroline
ALOOHA AKBAR
>>69287947
Underrated.
"my son was a drug addict" what did you do to cause this?
ALOOHA AKBAR
who gives a shit about druggies. Let them die
>>69288062
The wall wasn't built yet :^)
>>69287967
this shit boggles the mind
older gen languages required a mortal fuckload of typing too.
>>69288062
IT WAS HIS WIFE'S SON
Heidi is drugged up to the gills
>that creepy smile
>Americlaps
>MY HOME STATE OF FLORIDA
>FORT HOOD
what?
"Senator Cruz, what are you going to do for men?"
>Crowd starts booing
>Tackled by security
>Taken out back and executed
It feels like Cruz has been talking for ever
ALOHA AKBAR
Trump is on last I'm guessing? We gotta sit through leather face first?
>>69287719
Aloha snackbar everyone
>>69288157
should've known he was a cuck.
ALOOHA. AKHBAR.
Great, because some retard suicides I won't be able to get pain killers.
>Thank you for your sons service, and I'm sorry
>[Pauses for claps]
>[Claps]
>[Begins momentous speech mode]
>>69288114
Americans have the constitutional freedom to OD on Vicodin
>Are you going to support this bill in Congress?
>My sister died too pal lol
SOMEONE GET RATO A RAG
>>69288192
YOUR DEAD MILITARY SON WAS A WHITE MALE
Ted makes my skin crawl. Just look at him stare straight into this guy's eyes and say ''I am sorry your son died''. There's no empathy on his face. He's lying.
cruz stop with the feels dude.
did Ted even have a sister?
I WOULD KILL MYSELF TOO IF RATO WAS MY BROTHER
>tfw you're so unlikeable your own sister OD's to get away from you
>>69287868
well to be fair it was a stupid question
>>69288325
>>69288365
>career politician
Is Lyin' Ted gonna build a wall?
>turns discussion about drug abuse to securing the border
R A T O
A
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O
Anyone else thought that guy looked like Milton from Office Space?
>>69288398
>having to shop a tear on his face because you know he never truly shows emotion
Robot Cruz
>>69288448
No really. Would you support this bill in Congress yes or no
I hate when politicians turn on that somber tone. Give me a fucking break
RATO WANTS CHEESE!
>CHEESE
TOP FUCKING KEK
>My son died
>I'm sorry
>pause for clapping
Ameripolitics are creepy as hell
WISCONSIN CHEESE
Cheesey Ted
I'll give ted credit, he has a good voice for telling stories and can form his sentences pretty coherently
But I don't believe anything he says for some reason. His spiels have no substance. anyone else feel this way? I can't put my finger on it
I WILL WORK FOR YOU GOD DAMMIT HIRE MEEE
THE RAT LOVES CHEESE
CRUZ CONFIRMED FOR RAT AND LOVING CHEESE
>cheese
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69288501
Copyin' Ted
FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE
The rat loves cheese!
>CHEESE
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>son was overprescribed
>here let me talk about drug addiction
what
RATO
>My favorite food in the world is cheese
CRUZ CONFIRMED RAT
EL RATO CHEESE MUNCHER
MY FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE
YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP
>Rat likes cheese
CHEESE
>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE
>day-luge
>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE
>>69288583
Lyin ted
RATO LIKES HIS CHEESE
RATO QUESO
Can't find qualified workers at a cheese factory? Wtf...fake and gay
>FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE CONFIRMED RATO
I want Culver's now. Anyone in SE Waukesha Co down?
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>CHEESE
OH FUCK
>>69287719
EL RATO JUST SAID HIS FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE
BAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABABABABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS CHEESE
is this real life anymore
fucking meme magic
Cant watch him and hear his squeaky voice. Mute and browsing other tabs.
>>69287719
>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE
>Pandering to cheese.
>Says he won't fuck Trump even though he looks like a rat
>His favorite food is cheese
>>69288638
>>69288645
Meme fucking magic
RATO LOVES CHEESE CONFIRMED
LYING CRUZ CONFIRMED FOR GENUINE RAT
CHEESE
>cheese favorite food
Rato CONFIRMED RAT!!!
>queue the Amanda carpenter cheese pic
FAVORITE FOOD CHEESE
CRUZ = RAT
>>69288696
HE LIKES CHEESE!!
>My favorite food is cheese
>I'm not saying that to pander to Wisconsin
I don't know which of these would be worse if true.
>>69288627
we seriously need to scale the memetics back before more people get hurt
FAVORITE FOOD CHEESE
>CONFIRMED RAT
>his favorite food is cheese
>my favorite food is cheese
No kidding, rato.
>>69287719
Rato just said his favorite food is CHEESE
JUST GOT IN HERE
WHEN IS TRUMP COMING IN?
>>69288583
hes called a politician
>cheese
Top fucking kek
Unlike Trump, Cruz actually has principles. Instead of trying to run as a lite version of the Democrats, he wants to chart a clear course forward as a conservative. He believes we should trust the people, not Washington. He believes individuals should take responsibility for themselves. And he is willing to call out his own side when his side betrays their values.
That's why I'm a #cruzmissile
> Rato: "my favorite food is cheese"
You can't make this shit up
Has Cruz been talking for a whole hour? Does that mean Kasich is going to talk for an hour too before Trump? We better get comfy lads this could be a while
>>69288564
Great comment!
>MY FAVORITE FOOD IS CHEESE
HELLO R A T O
>i'm going to kill common core and DoE xD
COMMON CORE
LYIN TED
>cheese
>meme magic
MEME MAGIC
Guys seriously, who paid him to say this? Watch Cruz is actually just a canadian polfag trolling us all
>>69288788
/tv/ brought down a plane by baneposting
>el rato favorite's food is cheese
M E M E
A
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I
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CLOSING THE EDUCATION DEPT WILL SAVE EDUCATION
Didn't Carpenters secret lover also like cheese?
Anyone have the tweet?
We have found his weakness
>>69288825
HAPPENING
>>69288788
No, now is our time!
High anon here
Here comes lbj
>>69288845
I have no reason to believe Ted given how he's stolen talking points.
>it's another cruz just copying everything trump said episode
he could at least try to say it in a different way, but no, straight copy
>>69288825
Holy shit
>>69288930
All republicans support that
>>69288564
>not clapping
That's why you'll never be a super power.
COOKIES AND CHEESE
>COOKIES AND CHEESE
>distance learning
>>69287719
Somebody needs to grow some balls and ask a question like "hey Ted why do us conservatives love you so much? :^)" and then after they pass the screening process, when it comes down to the live question be like "Hey Ted are you even going to build a wall? How come you never mentioned a wall before Trump?"
>>69288959
>>69288930
>let the states decide
What's so bad about that
"As my wife Heidi can testify, my favorite food is cheese"
RAT
IS TRUMP LAST OR NEXT? I DONT HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO KASICH
WARNING: FAKE ANECDOTAL "PERSON I MET" STORY
Privatizing education doesn't sound like it has any issue at all.
What could go wrong if you make education based on profit incentives.
RATO LOVES HIS CHEESE
>affair confirmed
Amanda Carpenter's friend really loves cheese
(frm old thread, but fuk it)
Yeah, but I've seen these milking robots before. No way the small ones could milk 2800 cows a day, therefore it must be affordable to someone with 2800 cows.
That's milking a cow every 1.9 minutes for 24 hours a day. Even robots don't work that fast.
This farm has robots and doesn't look like they have 2800 cows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0D8tTj0SRM [Embed]
GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE
>Cheese
>>69289052
Last
I like cheese too tbqh senpai.
>the dignity of work
lmao what a corporate shill
>TRUMP IS NEXT
TRUMP IS NEXT
>TRUMP IS NEXT
TRUMP IS NEXT
>>69289120
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69289052
Main event is last.
>>69288959
Cheesus Fucking Christ
>>69289052
TRUMP IS LAST
>>69288930
This is the only thing he's right about. Fuck common core and centralized planning in general.
Cruz has the brilliance, political skills, and principles to be an unshakable warrior for freedom and provides a contrast against Hillary Clinton’s approach of government doing more and more at a time when more and more Americans trust government less and less.
That’s why you should vote for Sen. Ted Cruz
>>69289120
>>69289173
>>69289170
DISREGARD THAT, TRUMP NEXT
QUICK POLL: CHEESE VS GUAC
>>69288930
education dept is garbage, if you want to improve americas education it definitely has to go or change.
>>69289202
kill yourself
>>69288959
Excellent.
>>69288930
This is true actually, the fed needs to get the fuck out of education because when you let it decide shit they start to assume that the average student from NY learns the same way as a student from Nebraska, which is blatantly untrue. Education needs to be on the state/local level in order to make it efficient as possible. Get rid of common core and stop standardizing education.
>>69288583
When you get him on broad topics he speaks well, like when he was speaking about illegal immigration or right now on what is wrong with welfare.
But when you try to get a politician on if they will do specific things, the dodge. Like "will you vote on this bill named after my heroin addicted son". They know they might not be able to so they don't tell the truth.
>cruz left Anderson hanging
Kek looked like an autist
>>69289063
Hey, privatizing our health industry did wonders for patient care.
>>69287947
Kek
>>69288930
This is my biggest fear right now. I rely on financial aid to pay for my college right now and I only have 2 more years before I'm done so it would be nice to still have it.
>>69288930
>not realizing local taxes pay for public school and state taxes pay for public colleges
hurr durr, bernie education everyone
>>69289051
Cruz did really well. He is very presidential, unlike sleazy trump.
>>69289249
Cheese
>>69289249
Why not both?
what time does it start lads? im on the verge of being ill and a late night wont do me any good,
What is this jap on about?
whats with all the japanese comercials?
What is with all the Japan commercials?
>>69289369
few minutes
>>69288970
>if someone takes an issue nobody else can take a similar stance on that issue
This is how dumb you sound.
>>69289335
Looks like Rato has his daughter under that podium
>>69289013
We use the same energy source as fairies.
>Cruz can't answer a straight question to save his life. He's worse than trump
time for a third bomb?
>>69289335
He needs some fucking plastic surgery on his neck. He'd probably shoot up 5 points in the polls.
>>69289386
makes americans think about all those foreign manufacturing jobs before trump comes on
>>69289202
this
JAPAN
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>>69289380
>>69289386
>>69289405
Revenge for WWII
>>69289380
>>69289386
>>69289405
JAPANESE PRAYER
JAPAN STRONG CURE CANCER
I like Trump but he's not a Christian
A true Christian politican like Ted is exactly what we need to BTFO of all the Atheist libs. Thinks of the tears, people.
Besides, we need to get back our values and remind people America is Under God, not Allah or Buddha or whatever the fuck.
ESPECIARRY
did we seriously meme this guy into a rat? i feel like there should be consequences for misusing meme magick.
>>69287719
cruz doesen't sound that bad. He is for securing their borders and reforming welfare policies.
If Trump doesn't obtain the nomination, are you guys willing to vote for Cruz?
>>69289311
Get off the proxy shill, health care was never nationalised in the US.
DAMN SHIT
NOW I WANT TO
TRAVEL TO
JAPAN :\
>>69289335
the only thing he does is copy what trump says
not sure if that's presidential
SHILL COMMERCIAL
>>69289051
He married her for the coochie smegma, and fucks other women on the side when he waits for the smeg to build up.
CALL FOR TRUMP CALL FOR MEMES
>>69289332
Dude you will still be able to get federal financial aid, with Trump you'll get lower interest rates as well
1234 CAN I PRESS ALL OF THEM
>>69289380
>>69289386
It's in response to the article about Japan killing all those whales..
They're trying to redeem their image.
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2
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>>69289486
Spooky scary skellington
>>69289486
christanity should die desu
>>69289486
lmao tbqh
>>69288825
This is the smoking gun!
TRUMP!
>>69289486
Spotted the shill.
DUBS DECIDES HOW MANY QUESTIONS ANDERSON ASKS ABOUT MICHELLE FIELDS
TRUMP IS ON
>>69289335
Can you explain his bizarre speech cadence? Is Cruz a cyborg?
HOLY SHIT TRUMP TRIPPED
1234
its habbening
>>69288959
Oh my God /pol/ I love this election
>I HAVE GREAT SECURITY CAMERAS
M E M E T I M E
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Wow Trump is intolerable without anyone to banter with.
>>69289711
>BYE M8
CRUZ ALREADY BTFO
>it may be Canada
Top bantz.
>>69288959
>>69289711
What am I looking at?
>>69289357
We spend TWICE as much as other countries per student with worse results. How could vouchers + plus choice of schools be worse?
>>69289033
That's a level. A total station would be better for distance.
CRUZ BTFO
>Mr. Trump we have a lot of questions from viewers about policy....
>First....tell me about this battery charge....
bantss
"Have great security and great security cameras"
Can he really say anything besides that?
Cruz likes cheese?
Does Trump like Gazelle?
>home state may be canada
lel
His home state is NOT Florida
GOTTTEEMMMMM
PULLING OUT THE PAPER
HOLY SHIT
MEME MAGIC
HOLY FUCKKKK
HE CAME PREPARED
>>69289793
CRUZ BTFO
HOLY CRAP HE IS READY
HAHAHA BASED DONALD
Why the fuck does Trump keep going on CNN?
They always attack him!!
FUCK THAT FAGGOT AC!!
HE HAS THE STATEMENT ABSOLUTE MADMAN
oh shit OH SHIT
HOLY SHIT BASED FUCK TRUMP
BTFO
TRUMP REKING ANDERSON CUNTER
wow, great, "hard-hitting" questions
PULLS OUT A PAPER HOLY SHIT
He's correcting Anderson!
IT'S OVER!
TRUMP BTFO THIS FAG
>IT MAY BE CANADA
DIS GON B GUD
>you read it
B A S E D
YOU CAN READ IT
MAGA
HOLY FUCK THIS MAN IS BASED THERE IS NO TOUCHING HIM
