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As to be expected, Germany and Sweden are fags and Japan is based.

https://youtu.be/Igk4XvzwOCw
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>>69274868
The only friends worth having are those you can fight with and still be friends afterwards.

Truly our best ally.
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>>69274868
>they smell like freedom.
hahaha
yep
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>>69274868
Like how the asain women love americans the most.
the memes are real
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>>69276180
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>>69274868
OMFG the germans so intolerant in this video. Literal nazis.
Stereotyping a culture like the american and mocking it.
Germans need to get over Hitler. I mean... What if lots of whites decide to flee from a civil war in America? Would they treat them like shit and laugh at them? It's got to be really shitty to be a refugee in Germany.
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>>69276005
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That Estonian chick. Goddamn I want to be inside her.
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>>69276883
Thanks Old Spice
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why did that one guy have a North Korean flag?
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Remember back when racial humor was still allowed?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUqDHW0jmkw
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>>69277224

God damn this is funny.
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>>69274868
>calling us fat
>while being overweight themselves
>Americans in vid are skinnier than most other, besides the swedes and asians.
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Meh, people just come up with negative stereotypes more easily. I feel that American tourists aren't unusually fat. The fat ones seem to stay in America.
It's true that they are loud tho.
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>>69276888
same, nice boobie
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Interesting video
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His head is so big what happened?
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kek, those two americans, the female one is a nigger or indian fag, and a fucking ugly sided eyes asian? top kek
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I fit none of these stereotypes except that I do have a nice physique

Not fat, not loud, i have never had mcdonalds before...


My stereotypes about europeans
They're cucks
Scrawny as fuck, never lift
Dress like women
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haha dude freedom lmao
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Where is the /pol/ nip when you need him. WE NEED YOU IN HERE BASED NIP
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>>69278487
He called the kettle black.
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Anyone here the Brit say "eto" like a minute in?

it was a bit funny desu
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>>69274868
>"Austrian" man
>blatantly an Arab

>"Americans areeeee... TEE HEE... mostly fat?"
>girl saying it is fat
>also, she's not ethnically Germany
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>>69274868
I'm sorry, is that a yellow cardigan? Is that some kind of John Waters sarcastic ugliness?
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>>69278487
He adopted the mindset of an American.
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>>69278633
Is this typical bong fashion?
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>>69274868
>Austria
>is arab
can't make this shit up
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>>69279425
For twats, yes. Also that guy doesn't sound British to me. More like an Australian who's lived here for a while.
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POST YFW JAPANESE PUSSY WAS MADE FOR AMERICAN COCK
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>>69278859
Just like my animes
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>>69279332
it's affected normcore. And sense normcore is affected normal, it's quite phat.
>>69279425
You can't really judge people by their tourist clothes, especially if you are doing the 5 cities in 4 days thing. You need stuff that can be worn in weather, fits in a suit case, good for day and nighttime, etc.
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>>69278627
id choke you're bitchass out before you can say murica nr1 skinny ass bitch
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>>69274868
Stay mad fatass.
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>>69279925
oh yeah how about this

AMERICAISNUMBERONEINTHEWORLDBELGIUMISNOTACOUNTRY

hah, got ya good
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>>69279987
stay butthurt cuck
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Americans DO have superior muscle mass.
It's from inbreeding with niggers.
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>>69279833
I get a little excited when I hear one of the Japanese words I know in an anime
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>>69279925
[Terrorists Win]
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>>69280037
When are you going to reclaim your rightful clay?
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>>69279881
They're students at APU in Japan.
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>>69280045
Stay half-nigger 40% non-white USA =Afrika 2.0
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>>69280117
Me too :3
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>>69278730
I love Japanese boys. They think my American cock is big.
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>>69279337

under rated as fuck
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I don't have a problem with these stereotypes, but I have to ask: Where was this filmed and how did they manage to wrangle up all these different nationalities in the same place? And how do most of them speak english?
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>>69280145
Based Geert needs to be Prime Minister, he has already expressed he wanted the Flemish to secede from Belgium and possibly join the Dutch Kingdom again
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>>69280203
Better than Africa 1.1 tbqhwy
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>look happy
They're happy... or else!
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Fucking foreigners.
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>>69277633
you only notice the loud ones you deluded meanie
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>>69280433
You're only seeing the finished product. Who knows how much hassling there was going on in the background.

The 66666666 get suggests it is only a matter of time before you get your man.
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>>69276005
That was the best one.
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>>69280722
Latter half of this post was for
>>69280438
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>>69276883
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thank you for the hamburger :DDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>69274868
Man, even the stuff they said that was not flattering made me smile. Fuck, I was lucky to be born here, I love this country.
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>>69277633
I'd say for the most part you're right. We do tend to be a bit louder than many groups when we're out in public. That being said I think its a smaller number of Americans who are very loud and carry the stereotype.
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>>69279987
whatever you say, cuck-o-tron
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>>69274868
WHY CANT I SAVE ANY OF THESE RARE FLAGS
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>>69274868
>tfw they don't interview any russians

I want russians to say nice things about us
I like russians
I think they are our greatest ally
Who cares about cuck norway
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>>69274868
Americans are unusually confident and will expect you to know about American culture while not giving a fuck about your culture.

Other nationalities and cultures are cucked by the American's dominant cultural perspective, and usually go along with it. Americans end up being the alpha of any group that forms, literally by being ignorant and insensitive, though in a good-natured way.
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>>69280960
Right? I was thinking about it today in class googling Pacific Islands and then I just realized how lucky I was not to live in some backwater shit tier country, you know like Canada or the UK.
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>>69276364
Guys who lift to get really swole are usually associated with gay culture in Japan. A toned but somewhat muscular body is usually seem as hot.
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>tfw I'm loud and obnoxious when abroad, similar to what people describe in this video
>everyone assumes I'm American because of my accent

I wonder if the negative American stereotypes were somewhat caused by Canadians? That would be hilarious, meanwhile everyone assumes Canadians are little angels.
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>>69281059
Every poll I've seen has shown Russians generally have a negative view of Americans or at least America. I blame Obama for destroying the relationship though. Bush and Putin used to meet all the fucking time to go fishing and shit and talk about world politics. Obama ruined what could have been the most important alliance of the 21st century.
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d-does /pol/ like Americans or should I just stop posting here?
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>nobody said they clap in movie theatres
fucking waste
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>>69279987
you'll never compete
>yeah but (whatever swede's say)
but you'll never compete
it's only downhill and you don't want to admit it
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>tfw I went to Japan and wore boots, jeans and a cowboy hat every day
>More people called me Texan than American

God bless Texas
Fuck you to the woman who thought I was from Australia though
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>China
>"I think they are kind"

Awww :3
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>>69281294
Hopefully trump can bring it back
I like being liked by russians
Same with china men and yippons
It's weird

I couldn't give less of a shit about Europeans or bongs
But somehow I want the approval of the russians
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>>69281516
Why? Australia is basically Texas but bigger and better.
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I'm on holiday in the US.
It's true, Americans are huge, and I don't mean fat.
Must be the fucking growth hormones in the beef because you guys are usually a clear foot taller than Europeans and your 15 year olds look 25.
You eat an unimaginable quantity of food then somehow burn it off anyway because you
NEVER
SLOW
THE FUCK
DOWN.
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>>69281523
>belly piercing
that's it famalam, Asian girls have been ruined too
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>>69281734
texas with nogunz isn't texas, spic
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>>69278627
>never had McDonald's
Get the fuck out of my country
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>>69281734
>No guns
>Abos instead of Mexicans
>Shitty food
>Florida tier wildlife
>Almost entirely desert as opposed to Texas' five different types of climate
>Soccer and Rugby instead of Football and Baseball
Yeah, no.
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>>69281940
>I don't mean fat
wut

we are fucking fat. unless you're comparing us to brits
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>>69281021

Can you enhance the picture of the person taking the picture in the reflection of your glasses? Kind of looks like a trap.
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>>69281644
Ivan and Weixing are the only two on our level.
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>>69281523
Daily reminder that if your girl does not cover her mouth while laughing then she is a whore.
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>>69282031
Football and baseball are the two most dull professional team sports ever created.
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>>69281974
I said better
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>>69274868
Seeing a young Japanese man being overly self-conscious about very mild racism makes me sad.
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>>69282060
You're not though.
You're just fucking BIG.
Tall, wide, muscular.
Yeah there are fat people, maybe more than in Europe but not by much.
Americans look like they're just better fed.
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>>69276364
>what is sarcasm
Those grills are literally laughing in your face m8
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>>69274868
Fuck I love Jap girls <3

lol @ the Swedes talking about fashion... while looking like complete bottom fuccbois.
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Why everyone from poland in that video is either muslim or asian?

Isn't poland supposed to be white?
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>>69282507
That's Indonesia you scrub.
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>>69282388
Europeons gonna europeon.
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>>69281216
like this
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>>69282388
dutch and norwegians are taller than us. we're taller than continentals though. and we have more gym rats

we're mostly just fat though. like, literally 2/3 of us are overweight or obese. literally.

I usually live abroad, and whenever I come "home" I am disgusted by how fucking fat we are. europe is leagues better, but still worse than asia by a lot
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Americans always invite you to their homes.

My experience at least.

They are superficially friendly.
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>>69282098
>Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.
I'm not into dicks
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>>69281940
>>69282060

I flew through Newark last December, I'm 193 cm tall and a bit overweight, but I felt thin compared to most people I saw.

I also noticed most people seemed to have to stop for a rest quite often, but it may have been the baggage everyone was hauling.

>>69282305
That's the Japanese equivalent of "Oh shit, did that black guy hear me tell that joke?" reaction.

>>69282637
Pretty much, unless it's some teenager who's into Johnnys twinks.
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>>69282669
I dunno ever been to the UK?
Makes Philly look like California.
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>>69274868

Why are there so many different people there? Is this the international cuck expo?
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>>69282287
Cricket and Baseball are effectively the same game. Americans just changed it a little. Bother are boring as fuck.
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>>69281940
We both have a culture of food and a relatively new culture for many young people of working out/weight lifting so increasing the bellends of the spectrum.
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>>69282842
*both
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>>69282842
Every Brit I've ever gone to a baseball game with has compared it to Rounders.
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>>69282684
>superficially
If someone in America invites you into their home, they are being truly friendly, not fake friendly. Our homes are inviolate castles that we only invite those we trust to.
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>>69282669
m8 it doesn't matter about averages in your daily experience.

someone could live in the same exact city as you do for a month and experience something totally different

literally not a difficult concept faggot
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>>69282770
I have, that's why I said "Except for britain"

british people are pretty busted. something about the anglo tradition/genetics is just fucked up
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>>69281968
She's a Jap attending an "International school" in her own country. Of course she is a degenerate. These schools are tard-wranglers to keep the filthy gaijin out of the more prestigious ones. If you are a Jap attending you have to be borderline retarded with the worst possible test scores.
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>>69282684
both west and east coast don't do that shit unless they actually trust you
the south do that by nature, not superficial
the remaining states only invite you into their homes to kill you and eat your body

my experience at least
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>>69282684
We're not superficially friendly, German people are anti-social as fuck, dude, I don't even mean that as an insult.
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they forgot to mention that every aspect of their culture has been molded into a US variant of what it used to be
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>>69274868
Americans do have a sort of optimism to them
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>>69282979
the fuck are you on about

the reason I repeated these numbers is to inform them that despite their impressions, we are quite fat

so shut the fuck up
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>>69279925
Belgium The Saudi Arabia of Europe.
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>>69274868
>Kenya thinks we are happy
Interesting.
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>>69282684
Going to the defense of the burgers here.

When I went down to the southerns states, the people I met there were some of the nicest and friendliest people I've ever met while traveling.

Not really in southern but Florida... People there are friendly enough but holy fuck that place is a weirdo containment zone.
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>>69281644
I definitely agree about Russia, I studied Russian history as an elective course in high school for two years and there are some striking similarities between the two aside from the 20th Century. They're a proud people and have been excluded from Europe in many respects and looked down upon. I care much less about China just because I do think its a lousy commie shithole with way too many restrictions for their citizens although the Chinese people I've met have been extremely hardworking and friendly (but these are ones who were able to come and work or study in the US so most definitely not an unbiased sample). Japs are cool for the most part but they need to start marrying/fucking to prevent from becoming irrelevant. There are some weird parts of their culture obviously that I just don't get.
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>>69283289
AMERICA NUMBAH WAN
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>>69283219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo8WK5U_YU
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>>69283219
No insult taken.
I've only spoken with 3 people today and I work as a banker.
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>>69282684
>>69283219
Germany was the worst place I eve visited, absolute scum every last one.
Rudest, most inhospitable people from anywhere I've been.
Followed by the French in second.

Americans on the other hand are the nicest.
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>>69282031
Rugby is pretty fun and more entertaining to watch as well in my opinion anon. Check out the Six Nation's League next season.
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>>69283360
The South has Southern Hospitality, they're the friendliest people in the US.

Southern Florida is awesome, everything closes at 4 am, wooo parttaaay
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>>69283307
yeah and my point was that despite your statizticz, people can experience something completely different, and those statistics do not invalidate them whatsoever fatty
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>>69283544
the south is the worst place to live if you are a troubled autist, I can attest
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>>69283219
it is superficial though. we have more, shallower connections. we smile at people that we hate.

a german will generally only smile at a friend. during a work encounter that is tense, a german won't smile to diffuse tension. it's not expected of them. they understand that the tension will be defused by solving the situation, and that a fake display of friendliness isn't needed.

american culture is based around deception, friend
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>>69282768
>i'm 193cm

mfw I am 173cm
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>>69283416
Yeah, as a whole country, you cunts need to lighten the fuck up.
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>>69282269
>Swede spouting off some Dune Coon bullshit
Color me unsurprised
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>>69283360
>holy fuck that place is a weirdo containment zone
Florida is real life Grand Theft Auto
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>>69283556
jesus christ, did leaf really just say that personal impressions can override fact?

wew lad, wew
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>tfw blonde haired, blue eyed white male who all though appreciates the occasionally too sociable, friendly culture of the U.S., would prefer not to deal with the faux hospitality in the service and retail industry and would like a more autistic-tier culture like germany

Maybe my other part of the family has heavy german lineage
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>>69283438

anglo detected
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Hnnnnggg
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>>69280870
I don't get it.
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CANADIANS BEING ASSHOLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfq5BvHC6wo

AMERICANS BEING NICE GUYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMNPCeYUgWk
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>>69282269
Reminder that doing the "horse laugh" in Japan is considered very fucking weird. Its considered polite to cover your mouth, as a girl, when laughing in Japan. Throwing your head back like women do over here is considered intrusive and obnoxious and bad social etiquette.

Fucking moron.
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>>69283675
Having shallow connections with a lot of people doesn't make you superficially friendly, or deceptive.

I guess I don't agree with you.
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>>69283693
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>>69283658
HOW'RE YA DOING THERE HONEY, NEEED ANYTHAAANNG?


Triggered?
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>>69284007
Canadians are such cunts.

They think they are superior to Americans when they are pretty much the same thing.
They convince themselves that they are pseudo Europeans.
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>>69278627
>never had mcdonalds before
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>>69283675
Sounds like you're describing the English to me.
Americans are always very honest about their feelings, they don't make any effort to observe social graces or humor people, which often makes them appear crass.
Some people will appreciate that honesty, some won't, I guess.

>>69283998
Damn right but I'm an expat who hates Britcuckistan and hopes it sinks into the ocean along with it's population of spineless degenerates.
And then hopefully Germany explodes for an unrelated reason.
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>>69283544
I grew up in Southern MO so we are basically the border between North and South so I figured we didn't have any of those customs but I remember how you always greet new neighbors with desserts and bring dinners to people who had a death or misfortune in the family for a while to help them out.

I used to think this was a normal American thing but I guess people outside the south don't do that?
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>>69284311
They are not the same thing they are worse much worse.
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>>69284005
Saying Americans don't care about other people.
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>>69277224
libtards would find this offensive when really it is poking fun at how ridiculous it is that we all laugh at other types of people simply talking, but they will interpret it as makin fun of chinks therefore evil
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>>69284043
if we smile at people we hate (which we do) or to dispel tension instead of directly addressing problems, it IS fake

there is literally a difference between real and fake smiles on the neurological level, and we give mostly fake smiles during the above circumstances.

we will feign interest in strangers, kind of like how sandniggers always say "my friend, my friend." it's fake friendliness from a culture that is used to violent conflict.

the germans aren't violent, and thus generally are free to be genuine in their emotions without risking violence.
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>>69284093

>Italy - South
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>>69284007
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>>69284311
People in the comments noticed, too. Canadians seem pilite, but they're honestly very passive aggressive.
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>>69284116
ya'll. you fucking yankee
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>>69284093
>tfw I'd be average height in Japan.
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>>69284007

Everyone in the LA video looked like they were flirting with the camera man. What the fuck.
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>>69281333
faggots that clap at the movie theater are max annoying
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>>69284007
>montreal
how could you expect those oui oui muthafuckas to have any sense of decency, they even hate their own country
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>>69281940

It really depends on descent.

We have a significant, genetically unique population of germano-gaelics that have grown to be fucking massive on average from the amount of high protein food and milk from a young age.

They are legitimately naturally muscled like niggers but fuckhuge in skeletal structure, like the human equivalent of mastiffs with strong jaw muscles and huge skulls.
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>>69284398
we're crass, but we, like the english, observe very discrete manners of various sorts.

another way of phrasing it is politeness vs niceness. if you're "polite" with your best friend, you guys aren't very expressive and genuine with each other in a buddy-buddy way.

germans are cold to strangers, and buddy buddy with their buddies. americans are more uniformly "polite." which is "nicer?" politeness, or genuineness? politeness is a set of rules/etiquette. obeying rules is NOT very genuine.

think about it harder.
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>>69284311
>Canadians are such cunts.
>They think they are superior to Americans when they are pretty much the same thing.
>They convince themselves that they are pseudo Europeans.


3/4s of Canadian identity is being pretentious cunts on how much we aren't at all related America.

Despite living right by the border, constantly consuming American media and goods.
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>>69274868
>be high as fuck
>mfw look up and see that swedish dude's head is huge
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>>69284093
>I'm below average height in japan
fucking end my life
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>>69284016
It is weird. I trained myself not to laugh because of how weird it looks. [spoiler]All Germans do.[/spoiler]
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>>69285066
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>>69281940
this guy gets it

if youre around white people in the USA you'd realize how tall we are, id say average height is 5'11 and I mean actually average like 50% is taller
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>>69280960
>day first
>month second
>American alarm
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5:03 LMAO THAT GUY KILLED ME I CANT BAHHHAHAHAHA
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>>69281216
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>>69284402
It may be me living in the northern IL for most of my life, but the sterotype that northerners are a bit cold and southerners are very warm and welcoming does seem to be a thing, as those from the south always comment that people give them funny looks for being warm and welcoming to others.
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>>69285066
You're able to suck my dick while standing straight up.
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>>69284004
her nose and smile are so cute. She looks like Blake Lively.
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>>69285308
That's Britain's Alarm clock
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>>69285380
>Northerners
>cold
>Southerners
>warm

It kind of makes sense, geographically-speaking.
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>>69279425
it's typical bong teeth. Jesus Christ
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>>69285518
ah you are right I didnt look that hard just saw the red and thought it was murica
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>>69274868
>mfw the burger meme is real
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>>69284811
Maybe I've just not been here long enough but everyone is nice to me here.
I always feel welcomed, strangers are polite and kind to me.
Some random old black guy pulled up in his car and gave me a banana because "it was a nice day".
Even people in the city trying to sell me drugs are really polite.
I don't see that anywhere else I've been.

Meanwhile in Germany being rudely ignored is the best you can hope for and being insulted is common, it makes you feel really alienated and unwelcome. Even taking connecting flights in German airports is a pain in the ass, in that 2 hours you're in the country they're gonna find a way to cause problems and ruin your day.

It's similar to Germany in France but not quite as bad, they come off as more elitist than outright rude and inconsiderate. The Germans intend to be assholes, the French just do it because it's in their nature.

The English will shake hands with their arch nemesis and take him out to an expensive meal and smile until their cheek muscles get cramps if it means they save face, you can't trust a damn thing they say.
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>>69277633
Americans are louder, but when you talk to them you see that they're very good-natured. They're more gregarious and people mistake that with rudeness. They're also much easier to talk to; whenever I'm in the US and someone sees I'm Canadian, they'll chat with me about it. Some of them act like it's the coolest thing ever (they ask me how often I go skiing and whatnot). They can be overbearing, but it makes you feel welcome.

Must be shit for Americans having to talk to Canadians though. The attitude our media has for Americans is disdainful at best.
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>>69276943
Kek
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>koreans trying to lecture anyone else on life satisfaction

o i am laffin
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>>69285701
I met a Canadian girl once and I thought it was so cool that she was Canadian.
She thought that was a bit strange.
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>>69279723
australians are brits tho
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>>69285175
A true patriot.
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>>69275091
>still be friends afterwards.

Because you guys where so friendly with emperor Michinomiya Hirohito pre war
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>>69285678
I love hamburgers, I could eat hamburgers everyday, I'd also call all those guys in the vid except the jap guys fags.
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>>69284093
Holy shit i would be hated at japanese cinemas.
>194cm
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>>69285759
But don't they seem so satisfied?

http://www.blackoutkorea.com/
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>>69274868
Japs are greatest allies.

We should just nuke everybody else. Ungrateful bastards.
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>>69285943
HEY.
No one in America has any idea who that is.
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>>69285681
again, you're failing to make the distinction between "polite" and "kind"

a mother isn't polite to her child, but is kind to him. you aren't kind to a cop, but you are very polite.

our politeness is an emotional coldness

the niggers trying to offer you drugs are polite because if they come up to you in a rude way, being a nigger drug dealer, they are likely to get shot in the head by someone who thinks they are being robbed

you reaaaaaally need to think about this a little more
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>>69274868
>qt Japanese girls wanting american dick

Based
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>those hogs talking shit on hamburgers
Eat my ass, you 4/10. Just eat a hamburger, lift and then go for a hike. Why is your diet the cornerstone of your life? How fucking boring are you?
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>>69286173
politeness is a kind of kindness. You need to think about this a little more.
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>>69285681
I mean, you even highlight it in your own post. the english are VERY polite and smile tons. it's all fake.

americans are halfway between british and germans. we're kind of fake. not as much as british, but not as genuine as germans.

think about it
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>>69284016
I thought that it's because they had bad teeth
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>>69286173
>>69286303
I've been to places like the UK where people are superficially polite and I don't feel that way in the US.

I don't know what else to tell you.
I don't get the impression people are "faking" being nice here.
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what did he mean by this
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>>69281734
Que coño.
Tú eres un idiota muy especial.
Also:
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>>69274868
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>>69286273
>>69286173

Brothers, get along little doggies.
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>>69286031
You'd hate how your knees are crushed into the seat in front of you, trust me and reserve an isle seat.
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>>69286213
>american so biggu
>american so brave-uu
>euros will never know these feels from grorious nippon
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>>69274868
>that Brit's teeth
lmao
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>>69286395
Coño? Por que hablas como pinche español?
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>>69282684
We're being genuinely nice.

It's why Asians like Americans so much. It baffled the japanese post-war.
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>>69285944
I actually like how people think we eat burgers every day. I wasn't too aware that this was a regularly held belief around the world.

I might have known it before but I probably forgot instantly since I usually forget about so much of the world so quickly after they somehow make the news.
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>>69286365
we're a cold and calculating people. in the south, people are "polite" because they'll get shot to death if they aren't. in the north, most families wouldn't take a bullet for each other, let alone loan each other money. friends are temporary and prone to fighting.

in the west coast, relationships are so temporary that half of us have herpes and the divorce rate is higher than 60%. none of us hang out with childhood friends, we have hundreds of facebook friends, but would take a bullet for no one, and we dump our children into garbage bins.

what part of this is "real" nice?

what I've observed about continental europe is that people retain childhood friends and quite a few of them would, maybe not die for each other, but sacrifice quite a lot.

stay here longer. you'll see eventually. where are you from?
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AMERICANS ARE NICE!
NICE!
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>>69283360
What part of Florida? The State is really big, keep in mind. The pan handle is totally different from the southeast, which is totally different from the northeast and central Florida. Panhandle and central Florida is basically rednecks, some Hispanics in central Florida these days. Miami-Dade county is made up of 32 distinct municipalities and is fucking huge, but mostly filled with Blacks, Hispanics, and Cocaine. Northeast Florida is mostly Whites and Jews, except for cities like Jacksonville.
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>>69281333
>>nobody said they clap in movie theatres
>fucking waste
What?
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>>69286775
The UK originally, lived in France a long time.
I've lived in the US East coast maybe 9 months total, and I've not experienced anything that would suggest people are faking their niceness.
It's so apparent to me how nice Americans are that I get depressed when I go back to France because I feel so isolated.
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>>69284402
That's a normal small-town America thing, not just the South. But I do think people are generally less uptight in the South. You can't be an asshole all the time when its 100F and 100% humidity, shit's exhausting.
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>>69286398
God I love that story.
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>>69286627
is our "genuine niceness" why we are trying to force muslims and niggers into japan and korea?

what a nice thing to do

>>69286657
what DO we eat every day?

I'd have to guess that burgers is as good a candidate as any. some people eat fast food daily
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>>69281333
Uh, we only clap if the movie is good.
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>>69286545
Tranquilo wey. No estoy hablando. Además, como estoy en Internet, no hay necesidad de utilizar los mismos vocablos una y otra vez.
>No obtuve dubs
Que boludesss
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>>69284093
dude im like 24 cm taller than the average japanese man damn
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>>69276364
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>>69274868
>North Korea
wew
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>>69287059
Kids are getting big here. I've seen JHS graduation pictures with three generations of men, and the youngest is the tallest.
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>>69283202
Serial killer here.

Can confirm.
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>>69285066
>when will they learn
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>>69286775
>I live in a shitty place so everywhere else must be shitty
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>>69282398
>what is sarcasm
"Argentina is whiter than mayo!"
Is that sarcasm?
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>>69286965
I never felt more at home than when I lived in french switzerland. I joined a group of childhood friends, and we would cook for each other after work and just spend our evening talking over wine and coffee.

that felt a lot more genuinely nice, to me. you can't afford to spend actual energy caring about strangers. they know attention is valuable, and only expend it on people who matter.

people here in america are so fleeting and transitory. we're constantly open to new experience as if searching for something genuine. we are less quick to reject strangers, but in the end, we spare less attention for our own friends and family.

I hate this place.

maybe you're just in a wandering phase in your life. I'm older, and people here seem to have emotional ADHD. it seems like a mental illness
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>>69287274
they still got a lot of catching up to do desu
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>Lionel Sternberger is reputed to have invented the cheeseburger in 1926 at the age of 16 when he was working as a fry cook at his father's Pasadena, California sandwich shop, "The Rite Spot," and "experimentally dropped a slab of American cheese on a sizzling hamburger.
>"experimentally dropped a slab of American cheese on a sizzling hamburger."

USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>69287274
hormone beef

I have a 14 year old cousin that's 5"10 in japan. chinamen are getting pretty tall
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>>69282449
I guess you're one of those americans who thinks a green bay packers tshirt and boot cut jeans is fashionable
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>>69287405
But you don't know how old I am?

I've been to Switzerland but that was a legit vacation in a mountain cabin so I didn't really interact with anyone.
I'd love to live there if I could even come close to affording it.
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>>69286864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y8Bq6I5OjU
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>>69283416
You guys figure out sarcasm as a country yet?

Some wiener looking German guy I was talking to at Octoberfest would just give me the stinkeye after anything sarcastic.

Example: What's with all the Mexicans wearing turbans I've been seeing in town?

Stinkeye. Every time.
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>>69285241

As a man who is 5'11", I would agree with these observations. I'm going through a mental list of the guys I hang out with regularly and I've come up with 2 that are definitely shorter than me, compared to a dozen that are taller and a few who are roughly equivalent.
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>>69276364
>>69278730
>Japs are the only ones that give us any words of praise or appreciation
t-thank you samurai merchant
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>>69287779
>showing appreciation is bad
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>>69287570
I watched a special on how the increasesd are mainly linked to diet. People eat a lot more meat now than before.

The same show I watched about this then spent a solid 5-6 minutes discussing how it was also why girls are getting bigger tits. They had charts and photos.

>>69287493
It is really noticeable though. You see parents with kids in the 6th/7th grade taller than they are.
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>>69280203

Why are swedes such angry cucks?

It makes me so fucking angry because I'm ethnically half swede, half scottish, but luckily wasn't born in cuckland prepping arab cock every fucking day of my youth.

God fucking dammit you make me so fucking angry with how you faggots make me embarrassed to be ethnically swedish. Fucking disgusting.
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>>69285943
Because people are completely friendly directly after a nasty conflict?

You're just jealous. When most people see a fantastic relationship that they want, they tend to be that way.
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>>69287655

The only fashionable guy was the Jap with the casual street clothes. Loose clothes, flannel, unprimped.

European male fashion just screams "I'm gay".
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>>69287986
it's not theater or a concert, the people responsible are not there, pretty sure they realize they're being appreciated when they see they made a billion bucks.
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>>69286775
dude what the fuck

were you raised in some dystopian version of america?

I have had strangers not only help me out but go above and beyond while doing it
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>>69288020
Good,we are gonna need you to stop shitskins,now only if your birth rates would go up it would be great.
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>>69288038
I love tards like you who think they're something more than American. Newsflash: you're not. You're a bottom-tier murkan who's desperately trying to cling to some connection to the home of civilization, Europe
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>>69286657
>>69286989
I would say bagels, subway, and chinese takeout.
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>>69287655
it IS fashionable here. it kind of displays an air of "I could beat up your boyfriend, and I just came from the park where we played ball, because we like to have fun" if you wanted to analyze it.

sports coats are for the bar, and button up shirts are for people too old to play sports.

>>69287680
I was just surmising. I'm 30 now.

you might be miserable in switzerland. the people are very closed there, though vaud is somewhat better than the german parts.

the way they think about it, though, being "closed" doesn't make them unfriendly. they just have no interest in american status games where it's a competition to see who can pretend to be the most friendly (which makes it ungenuine.) imagine american social events like a cocktail party where everyone is flitting about trying to be the coolest socialite. it's pathological, imo
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>>69288224
so what? It's still appreciation. Whether it can be seen or not. Same when people salute a flag when nobody else is watching.
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>>69274868
Moral of the story?

Americans fucking lift and look mascaline and ripped. Britcucks, swedecucks, and german cucks look like itty bitty babies.
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>>69288248
He's probably an autist
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>>69287875
sarcasm is obnoxious though. it's a proxy for wit for people who are dull

btw, your comment wasn't sarcastic. it's funny, but not sarcastic
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>>69286078
>Japs are greatest allies.
>We should just nuke everybody else.
You already nuked TWICE your greatest ally. not once, FUCKING TWICE!.
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>>69288341
Wait, you salute the flag when you're alone?
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I thought this video was really cute. Need to find me a good n pure Japanese waifu...
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>>69287779
Lol they really do.
I went to see Deadpool and there were only like 8 people there, it was a late showing, and then at the end
>one dude starts clapping
>another guy half-heartedly joins in
>first guy starts to feel self-conscious and stops
>second guy stops
>some guy in the back whistles and they both start up again
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>>69285175
There is nothing more contagious than American laughter. Embrace it. We will slap your back and cry a bit, then make "whooo" noises to wind down.

Feels good. You're welcome to clap after but that's mostly a nigger thing in normal conversation.
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