You wake up one day and you're black, only for 24 hours. What do you do?
Sit indoors and avoid being shot.
>>69273895
Stay inside all day.
>>69273895
Fuck every single white girl I meet
>>69273895
Smack lips
Suck teeth
Steal
Rape
>>69273895
Probably drink lean and fuck white women tbqh
Shoot a nigger
Try not to steal
Steal a little
Steal uncontrollably
Get arrested
Shoot police
Get shot
BLM
DINDU
>>69273895
Order a pizza and don't pay.
Kill a cop in the name of Black Lives Matter to discredit their movement even more.
Make funny youtube videos.
call every white person I see a nigger
/pol/ wouldn't go outside even if they looked like a 26 year old Sean Connery
>>69273895
Nuffin
Hit that crack pipe
>>69273895
Eat watermelon, fried chicken, then shoot random passers-by
>>69273895
That happened to me last week.
I dindu nuffin'
>>69273895
Nigger I din du nuffin
>>69274490
I wouldn't want to go out if I were bald either
>>69273895
But I'm already black
>>69274875
the man
>>69274875
Post muh dik.
>>69274012
First post best post
Also shut the windows, turn off the phone, close the blinds and cancel all appointments. Call in sick.
Then, late at night, like 11:30 go rob some convenience store. 30 minutes later you white and you can tell the officers you saw him go "that way"
>>69274540
winner
Finally get some white pussy
Hello, I'm Johnny Rebel. For a long time we've listened to these niggers pitch a fit, 'bout their hard times, and civil rights. Well, ain't that the pits? So I think I'll take me an imaginary trip, and try to be a nigger for a day
If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now for one whole day, a nigger I could be
The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin' for me
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I wouldn't wanna work, cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care
For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob
And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
And when I'd need somethin' I'd steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I'd deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come and start a riot
If I could be a nigger for a day
>>69275085
It's average
>>69274875
You're white for 24 hours, what do you do? :^)
Have sex with my wife finally, get rid of the bull for the day
But I can't be a nigger, and I don't really have to be
Cause coon, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day
No, I'll never be a nigger for a day
>>69273895
>What do you do?
nuffin
admire my big black cock and suck on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
>>69275211
I'd continue shitposting on /pol/
If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now for one whole day, a nigger I could be
The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin' for me
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I wouldn't wanna work, 'cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care
For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day
Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob
And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day
Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
And when I'd need somethin' I'd steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I'd deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come and start a riot
If I could be a nigger for a day
But I can't be a nigger, and I don't really have to be
'Cause coon, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
'Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day
No, I'll never be a nigger for a day
I'd have sex with OP's mom.
>>69273895
Fly to Sweden, rape, get away with it.
>>69273895
Get up at 2pm
Pick up my problem solva
Rob the liquor store
Get drunk off malt liquor
Rob the gas station for menthol
Drive drunk while smoking menthol
Get in gunfight with police
Die
Be eulogized by the Reverend jesse Jackson
Have my face put on a tshirt and sold to white guilt liberals
>>69275092
So you're still basically a nigger...
>>69275497
Beat me to it.
I have this one and "quit your bitchin' " on my phone.
>>69273895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
>>69275211
>take ownership of dad's business
>try to marry an Asian qt3.14
>breed and teach conservative ideals to my 2 children and tell them don't be ashamed of your cultures past
>>69274357
^
Probably shoot some bloods, those niggers need to learn life ain't a game
I will write butthurt post about french and spanish masters and tell how anglo world is great.
/thread
>>69274357
Underrated/10
>>69275156
damn you stole my line
>>69273895
Build Cote D'Ivory into an economic jugernaught
>>69275751
Good choices m8
>>69275206
:(
STILL POST IT
>>69273895
nuffin.
Make a few redpilled YouTube vids and become a based black guy meme on /pol/
>>69274875
>implying
that's not /pol/ reflecting in your glasses that looks like youtube
>>69276076
Apply for gimmedats
>>69275976
>>69276107
Browsing /pol/ on my phone using Clover and watching gradeaundera
Start the race war.
troll white people
>>69273895
spread the word of jesus
>>69273895
Smoke pot, play games and do nothing.
>>69276343
This lol.
>>69273895
Stay home and do nuffin.
>>69273895
>You wake up one day and you're black, only for 24 hours. What do you do?
Go back to africa.
I would hit a junhle nigger club grab a little sisda nigga ass and then grind muh dik all over her ass if a nigga step on muh shoes i would pop a cap and run with my little bitch back to dah projects cum deep in her and then fuck her best friend then run away grom child support payments by slinging rocks and drinking dank xnig beer
>call everyone niggers
>don't pay tip
>walk causually around the bad parts of town at night
>go to black clubs and drink Hennessy
>scare white people
>>69273895
Shoot Every Black lives matter -activists I can find.
>>69273895
Ill be all day pimpim.
apply for BLACKED
>>69273895
Nuffin
>>69273895
Become a bull
>>69273895
Kill liberals and get away with it because I DINDU NUFFIN.
Just race card, "is it because im black" like every getto cliché fuck
>>69277653
/thread
