Have we ever thought of making a video game with a /pol/ twist? With the current state of the world, there really isn't any lack of suitable ideas. I'm sure you'll come up with something better, but here are some rough ideas to get started.
Refugee Simulator 2016: Travel across Europe to find the ultimate gibs-me-dat country, raping and pillaging along the way.
ISIS Tycoon: Wage holy war in the Middle East and send operatives around the world to commit acts of terror.
Disciples of Kek: Influence world events through the use of meme magic, furthering your goals.
What are your thoughts and ideas about /pol/ making video games?
I am a developer - part of the problem with this idea is shit can always be traced back to you some how and it could affect our actual careers. Political correctness has scared us into the god damn sewers.
>>69246429
A couple years back someone was making a top-down Ben Garrison game which you kill niggers and Jews but never finished it.
>>69246629
>Running with Scissors is now just a porn studio.
>>69246629
Oh just make it SUUUUPER CUURAAAZY
The normies will never be able to tell.
/pol/ has made tons of small games
Darren Wilson shooting Micheal Brown game
Cant Corner the Dorner
Ben garrison game
More recently, some guy was making a Donald Trump RPG, but I haven't seen any new info on it in awhile. I dont know its status.
>>69246429
This is extremely difficult to do at a large scale. Some shit tier "indie" games have been made.
Wall simulator 2016 ( Trump Edition )
>>69246429
I want someone to make an MMO that simulates world politics. Let me elaborate:
The game in my mind is an open world game, similar to minecraft. Players can gather resources (not just from mining), build things, interact with the environment and other players, etc. The game world is finite and not too huge, and there is only one server that houses all the players. There are systems put into the game that allow players to form alliances, countries, governments, etc. As groups of people form, new technologies can be unlocked that will make that group more powerful. For example, a group of players might discover carpentry, or metal working, or farming, or what have you. Nations form, they fight eachother for territory, betray eachother, etc.
>>69246629
Yeah, the traceability thing also bothers me. I currently work as a programmer in a health & fitness company, so making politically incorrect games could cost me my current AND future jobs.
Then there's also the problem of distribution. There's no way in hell App Store, Google Play or Steam would distribute your game. You'd have to practically release it "into the wild".
>>69246429
well, vidia is too hard, but some 3d animation wont be a bad idea
>>69247406
Well hatred got published on steam, and we could always greenlight our shit.
Seems like too much trouble to start from scratch. Just make mods.
Which games are easy to mod?
>>69247720
anything that uses pixels and text bubbles. you don't need any programming knowledge to edit those things.
>>69246429
>ISIS Tycoon: Wage holy war in the Middle East and send operatives around the world to commit acts of terror.
Like Evil Genius but with combat taken from a slick top-down shooter such as Alien Swarm.
I want to fucking do it.
>>69248190
Special events would occur, such as refugee waves, and destabilization of foreign countries. You could take advantage of these events to get new recruits and funding.
Fuck yes
>>69247584
I guess getting Greenlit is possible, but it really depends on the game's presentation.
>>69246429
Euro Truck Simulator 2016: Calais DLC
Need it badly... an new age of empire in europe
Age of crusade
I was making a cute anime girl platformer
No brown people or homosex in my games, that's as far as I go
Thinking about a New Vegas mod. Replace Mr. House with Robo-Trump, make the NCR into SJWs, and Caesar's Legion into ISIS.
>>69248764
>Caesar's Legion into ISIS
But why.... Wouldn't the Powder gang or khans be ISIS?
>>69247300
>The game world is finite and not too huge, and there is only one server that houses all the players
>MMO
are you sure about what you want?
>>69248764
>>69248857
And who the fuck would Yes Man be?
If there's one way to get through the greenlight process it's through satire and symbolism. /pol/ is a collection of memers with a right slant, I recommend a psuedo roman nation building game where you destroy alien relgions and create a culturally homogenous Space Yugoslavia
>>69248190
I have to admit, Evil Genious was in my mind when I thought that idea up, or at least the general gameplay elements of the game. The base building, combat, off-base operations and economy would need to be revamped to fit the ISIS theme.
>>69246429
I wanted to make a tower defense game about border control but lack the knowledge necessary.
It would be fairly simple, just a standard tower defense with maybe 6 or 7 different turrets each with perhaps 3 levels of upgrades.
Three stages to choose from each with a different enemy. Greece, Israel and Texas.
In Greece you start off with refugees that steadily increase in difficulty until you reach ISIS jihadis, with Israel you go from Palestinians to Hamas, and with Texas you go from Mexicans to Cartel members.
>>69248190
i would support any game that would introduce normalfags to the horrors of islam.
>>69247142
The guy that made Counterstrike started in 1998 with almost NO resources or help. The first beta came out in 1999. It is possible.
I also don't know why Unreal is on that OP image. Unreal Gold was the only one with a coherent storyline, and it was by far the best game in the entire series. But it has nothing to do with anything remotely related to /pol/.
>>69248964
>jew
>>69249090
And you've got half the assets ready-made for you. All those nasheeds that are effectively public domain because a terrorist group recorded them, all those ISIS-released photos and videos, all those videos from Syrian "rebels". Perfect.
>>69248857
Good point. Caesar's Legion is Mexico. ISIS is the Powder Gangers and the Great Khans are just niggers.
>>69249340
Unreal engine is a game engine.
>>69249930
Yes, I know, but why would they include the game engine in that image? What would the game engine itself have to do with /pol/? And out of all the games that have come out of that engine, Unreal Gold was the only one with a coherent storyline. That game won awards and is still played today. But even that storyline had nothing to do with /pol/ stuff.
>>69250121
What have the rest got to do with /pol/ specifically? it's just a list of game engines with the suggestion that we try to make a game, or that's how it looks to me.
>>69246429
>What are your thoughts and ideas about /pol/ making video games?
They would have to be made by a person or persons of such low social status that being connected to their product wouldn't negatively affect them (I fit this criteria).
They would have to be so ridiculous so as to seem like a joke, and get on digital distribution services but still serious enough to offend.
Low price point, I'm talking $6-$20.
I know we're all just shitposters here but I'm actually doing something serious on the side, Amazon's lumberyard engine(basically a forked cryengine) is fantastic and they're giving it away for free. The biggest problem is going to be finding artists and paying them...gonna need a sound guy as well.
>>69250462
>I know we're all just shitposters here but I'm actually doing something serious on the side
isnt that one anon that makes the christ chan comics a shitposter here too?
he even earns from his work
>>69250794
fuck off
>>69249533
True. One should also spend an afternoon downloading and sampling ISIS combat videos. "Over 100 unique shouts of Allah Ackbar, recorded by REAL ISIS fighters!" makes for a bitching bullet point in the game's store description.
>>69250414
Yes, it appears that you are correct. But with that said, I highly doubt people here have the capability to create decent games out of those engines.
I'm developing with CryEngine. I can subtly plant ideas if presented
>>69248568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WuAGjBQX0A
>>69251703
Make the proto-sarranids/Aserai ISIS
>>69246429
The game will be called Utopia.
You are in a modern city, with the severe leftist influence in the media. In an open world style game, you get to influence the world around you. In the "tutorial" phase, you go through a short stint in school where choices that further the left are rewarded, and going against the grain is penalized. After the tutorial, flash forward to adulthood, where your choices are akin to the karma scale in Fallout. You come across a "crazy conspiracy theorist" named Red, who claims to see the world in a way that nobody else can, and offers you a pill a la limitless to do so too. If you do, you suddenly get the ability to see the large scale effects of your choice in the city, left or right, ultimately influencing the city into a utopia or dystopia. A player will begin to see that true utopias will strike a balance between their extreme choices, where the city will thrive.
You can also choose to never take the pill, still play the game in a limited way, and have the future fall upon you in a way which you are helpless against.
just started working with gamemaker studios two days ago, just trying to learn the basics. joked to myself about subliminal redpills in the game, though i'm not a writer, and a novice at this, so i don't i'm the man for the job
>>69249340
Counter Strike is a Half Life mod, that is it uses GoldScr game engine
We could do a game that is uses Unreal engine 4. It would basically be a Unreal Tournament 4 mod.
Unreal engine is free to use, you only need to pay 5% from your profit. If the game is free, there will be no cost.
>>69251035
kill yourself dumbfuck
>>69246429
Sea Invaders: sink the approaching refugee boats before they reach your coasts, don't let them get too close with space invaders-like mechanics
>>69252104
Heh could do that
>>69253017
TENGRI BIZ MENEN
>horse explodes
>>69252875
The guys who worked on Hatred are basically doing this already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNVmXt-H8AA&feature=youtu.be
>>69253266
Are people still screaming "XENOPHOBES! INTOLERANT! NATIONALISTS!" at them?
>>69253266
..I want this now, fuck Pillars of Eternity, I need this game to waste all of my time in the near future
>>69253652
Yeah, but not as much as before. They've only profited from the "bad" PR anyway.
