You're at home eating ham sandwich and shitposting on /pol/ when this fine looking gentleman breaks through your door and says
>Salam aleykum, this house is under sharia control. Throw that sandwich through the window or else I will chop your hands off, inshallah!
What do you do?
>>69242697
trying too hard to shitpost with that kebab remover. there is only one master leaf boi
>>69242697
Help the Sikh kill the Muslims behind him.
Rung ho!
Ask why a brit is in my home
>>69242697
Vote For Donald J. Trump
>>69242697
Is this a Sikh joke?
>>69242809
>>69242839
>Sweden flag
You don't get to make that joke, Sven
>>69242697
>Comply
>Invite him to copulate with my wife and eight year old daughter
>>69242839
Ahmed...
That's blatantly a Jamaican Rastafari but nice try anyway OP
>>69242697
Jokes on him there's no windows in my basement ,':^)
>>69242697
jokes on you I'm already Muslim
>>69242697
That guy is not muslim, why would he go around enforcing sharia? Also chopping hands is ONLY a punishment for theft and ONLY after a sharia judge have judged that theft have taken place. And likely not just for a sandwich.
This sihk is obviously trying to make fun of Islam, so I would fight him fisabillah.
>>69242982
RARE
>>69242880
Ooooh! Ohhh!
Do we have one?
>>69242982
B E N I S
>>69243069
None of the people in the picture seem to be muslim and sihks do not have any mandatory prayers as far as I know.
>>69242697
Dude's more likely to demand I shit in the street.
>>69242982
BENIS
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>>69243203
Join Canada and you can have one.
>>69242697
I tell the Sikh his joke was funny then point him towards the nearest kebab for removal.
>>69243203
yes
>>69242809
Yes please Australia put Canada in their place. Nothing but tryhard shitposters it's embarassing.
>>69242697
I don't eat ham sandwiches. If I'm making a sandwich I'll use turkey slices like a decent fucking human being.
>>69242697
Point the loaded shotgun I keep accessible at him and laugh.
>>69242982
>>69242982
neat
>>69242697
That's a sikh faggot
He's coming to recruit you for the next war against the muzzies
>>69242697
I would do as he says, because I didn't realize due to all these additives that I was eating the meat of peasants - pork. Then go to my safe, take out my colt python and fill the shitskin with lead.
b r o t i e r
>>69243579
i hope you poo in loo desi-bro
>>69243717
>>69243579
Can you tell me abit about the situation between muslims and hindus in India?
Sometimes I hear there are vioilent clashes between those two groups, but I dont understand the bigger picture.
That's a Sikh, they fucking hate Muslim.
>>69242697
>-is what you will probably hear in ten years or so, but not if you ride with me tonight and join me in cleansing this country, brother!
Oh for god's sake, again!?
500 years were not enough?
>>69242697
I don't hear him, because my .357 is deafeningly loud and this is an enclosed space. After blowing a hole the size of a softball in his belly, I'm too busy cursing and clutching my ears to hear him, and he's too busy crying for his mother to get my attention again.
After that though, I'll gladly pull up chair and listen to him scream until the cops arrive.
>>69243335
What do you mean with that? MUSLIMS have mandatory prayers, sihks, hindus and atheist/christians do not. That's a fact, you idiot.
>>69242982
EXTREMELY RARE
>>69242697
Hahaha good joke Pajeet
>>69242697
Proceed to shoot the shitskin intruder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlDNrHGUoOQ
>>69242697
Stop pretending you're Muslim, Pajeet, and poo in the loo, please.
>>69244145
I'm Canadian
>>69243432
weeeeeeeee....
ouch ;_;
>>69243579
Pajeet, my son.
>>69242697
It's Turkey ham tho.
>>69242982
Roberto Benini has a country?
>>69243752
I do
>>69243812
Depends, its different in different areas. The places where the pacifist muzzies live doesnt have a lot of conflict, they integrate well and there's more or less peace.
Now, the places where there's normal muzzies and extremist muzzies, there are lots of problems. Hindus avoid their areas like the plague and so do we (I'm a Christian)
Currently I live in a Hindu-Christian area. They're all good people and celebrate easter, thanksgiving, christmas, etc with us while we celebrate Holi and Diwali with them
>>69242697
Hire an Australian to shitpost next time.
>>69244626
Thanks for the lesson. Where in India are you from?
>>69243752
Sikhs are like one of the only groups in India that poo in loos senpai.
The bro-tier thing is not a meme. They literally carry knives with them to defend the innocent from durkas.
>>69245165
>Thanks for the lesson. Where in India are you from?
New Mumbai although i'm originally from Kerela where many pacifist muslims live
>>69242697
Toss the thing. I have a wife and son, and I don't want either of them to get hurt.
There is a time for everything.
>>69245133
I think the thread turned out just fine.
>>69244626
Thanks for the replay.
Are those pacifist muslims the oldest generation around there and therefore better imigrated into the Indian sociaty or is it a different group (bsp: Shia, Sunni etc..)?
Kinda sucks that everywhere where muzzis are in a lot of numbers, ghettos start rising with no-go zones.
That sounds great, peace between the different groups sounds like the best solution for a nice life.
I like the fact that the holidays are shared together.
>>69245462
>pacifist muslims
>>69245248
Thats why their taking over and never appropriate to anyones culture and always need to get their special snow flake way.
Trust you you shit skins will be lumped in will always be lumped in with the muzzies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fu9l-h1SBY
>>69245589
Pacifist muslims meaning they don't go along doing crimes all the time, also Indian Muslims are less violent than Middle Eastern Muslims, although that doesn't mean they don't commit crimes at all.
Like i said before there are three types of muslims living in India
The more peaceful ones that integrate moderately well with society, the regular muzzies and finally the extremists (the ones that carry out the terrorist attacks and roam around in gangs in muslim-dominated areas)
>>69245580
It really is the same state here too, whenever a place starts getting too crowded with muslim ghettos it becomes a no-go zone
>>69245248
>The bro-tier thing is not a meme
Yes, actually it is.
Sikhs are NO DIFFERENT than Muslims, get them in large enough numbers and they do the exact same shit
>>69245911
t. Mohammad al-kabbabi
throw ham at him and gotta go fast to fridge for more pork, then make some not halal armor
rofl
I own guns. Breaking and Entering is a considered a felony. Under Castle Doctrine, I can shoot if a) my life is in immediate danger, or b) the suspect is committing a felony.
>>69242982
Hi, :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>69246008
POO
>>69242697
>shot him, civ his body up, drive from Austin to throw him in Galveston bay, and get out scott free
Damn, it feels good to live in Texas.
>whip out MP7
>LET'S SEE HOW YOUR ALLAH PROTECTS YOU FROM HOLLOW POINT BULLETS
>spray and pray
>wake up
>realize I'm not American and have no right to bear arms
>>69245637
>61st answer, best answer
That's a Sikh though. We had one of those in my class last year. I didn't see his dagger anywhere though. I don't think they are allowed in the Netherlands.
>>69245911
paki detected
>>69246044
No.
>>69245911
No they don't lmao
>>69242697
>You broke into the wrong finns house mahmud! and stab him to death with one of my many knifes.
>>69246218
Yes, they do actually.
>>69246182
>>69245974
Sadly I'm one of the few whites left in Brampton who lives in a Sikh dominated area
If you live around Sikhs and AREN'T sikh yourself, they will literally treat you like a second class citizen
Poo
>>69245911
t. illegal muzzie living in canada.
>>69246008
Poojeet know your place
>>69242697
>Bust out the shotgun
>Sandape drops scimitar
>Call redneck friends to come over
>They bring booze, chips, and rope
>Get drunk, force mudslime to fuck a dead pig for our amusement
>Finally commence the lynching process
>Cops roll up, sirens blaring
>ohshit.jpg
>Run to intercept
>Cop steps out of car
>Its President Trump!
>And he brought beer!
>He says, "I think its really great what you've done here, the passion and energy in this crowd is just phenomenal, I love you all!"
>We love you too Trump!
>We make the mudslime fuck the pig again for the emperor
>Time for the main event
>Trump sets the noose himself
>We put the mudslime on the stool, put the noose around his neck
>Trump insists I should have the honor
>I'm so happy
>I approach reverently
>I look over my shoulder, the force spirit of Jefferson Davis nods at me with a smile and a twinkle in his eye
>I am ready
>I kick the stool out from under ahmed
>A beautiful crack echoes through the woods as the dead ape swings gently from the branch
>I join hands with Trump and my brethren
>We sing the national anthem until the sun rises
>>69242697
>looks indian
>carrying an indian sword
>wearing Sikh headwear
>>69246310
>I'm one of the few whites
sure ahmed
>>69246310
That's weird, they don't really do that in India
Do they incite violence as well? Does it become a ghetto? A no-go area?
If it does, then i'll agree with you about them being the same as Muzzies
>>69243432
>>69243308
>>69242880
Where can I find more of tese ?
>>69242982
I had a pen pal from Benin in my French class.
>>69246585
Just for you my surrendering friend: http://www.inippon.jp/2013/05/polandballknow-your-troll_3.html?m=1
>>69245911
>>69245911
that's not even possible
>>69246396
on top of your mom shitting in her mouth? ok.
>>69246310
if everyone around you seems to be a dick then i think you're the problem.
>>69242697
>>69242697
>Salam aley...
1. Will instantly throw the fucking ham sandwich towards the sand nigger.
2. Wild dogs appear (fucking greedy bastards) and overrun the bearded child while fighting over what remains of my delicious sandwich.
3. Time enough to get my tazer, gun, axe, kife, baseballbat or some other weapon
4. Beat the shit out of Ahmed while dogs are still all over him licking off the pieces of ham and spills of mayo.
5. Return to sofa to enjoy yet another hamsandwich.
FINLAND RUARGH!
>>69246657
He wants your money
>>69242697
Bang bang cowboy.
guess I throw the sandwich out the window. Crazy arab with giant sword. Then I laugh, who dosen't like chilli dogs?
>>69242697
This is like the third time I am seeing this post here
>>69242809
> one master
So what are you waiting for? Bow down to us , emu bitch
>>69247321
Poo in Loo, boo hoo?
>>69242697
>Walaykom asslamnu brother
>>69247389
:DDDDDDD
>>69246445
Nice post, here's a reply for your effort.
>>69242697
Start shooting then dispose of the body.
There is a reason missing people stay missing in Canada.
>>69242697
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind him*
>>69242697
>same canadian poster
>same sikh diaspora
>same pro sikh thread
>same forced meme
kill yourself you filthy pedo.
>>69242697
Pick up pistol....paint entry way red....go back to coffee and /pol/.
>>69243717
He looks like hes about to go get pizza for his kids.
Ask him why he brought a knife to a gun fight.
>>69242982
RARE
thank you based benis I have been looking for you for so long
>>69242697
Refuse to pay my jizya and dispatch the shitskin with haste
>>69246445
Underrated post, desu senpai
>>69242697
"How can I throw the sandwich out the window if it's closed? Checkmate muslisms"
>>69242982
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
OHHH
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
>>69242697
so what your saying leaf, is what if another normal day in cucknadian/brittan happened here? well easy to answer it wont happen here, because we are the best armed citizenry on earth. and why the fuck must any one "throw that sandwich against the wall'? are sandwiches evil to isis? i ask you because your one of them muzzy faggots.
>>69242697
wonder how a curry mucher past the narcolords inspection zones, report him, currymuncher gets made into fine pozole as the old aztec tradition demands, throw that nasty ham sandwich, start eating delicious abuela home cooking style god tier tacos.
>>69246445
november will be a great moment
>>69242982
>>69242697
That's not a muslim.
>>69246657
You have to be 18 to post here, squirt
>>69242697
Aaaand that's a Sihk.
1/10 for making me reply
OP is faget
>>69242982
BENIS :DDDDDDDD
