Truly the ONE SHOW that needed diversity
>>69226516
How do you diversify a show about anthropomorphic trains where everyone's face is grey?
>girlfriend left me for a coal train
>>69226516
THEY'RE FUCKING TRAINS
ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID SHIT
>>69226756
DID SOMEBODY SAY COLE TRAIN BABY!
Someone post those edits from the thread earlier
MULTICULTURAL
EDGE
D
G
E
Just kill me. Im ready to go
>>69226516
>trainsgender rights
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/22/thomas-the-tank-engine-children-parents
>but when the good engines pump out white smoke and the bad engines pump out black smoke – and they are all pumping out smoke – it's not hard to make the leap into the race territory.
>>69227312
BRING IT ON SUCKA!
im tired
IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE
STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD
>>69226516
>mfw they did up other old shows and dress it up to look more pro diversity
The show got really dark recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
>>69228166
>shed 17
fuck this
>The Great Race
More like The Great Race War
>>69226516
>>69228166
I truly want to believe that some fringe group of britpol watches this stuff weekly
>>69226516
Cool. Just another show my son isn't allowed to watch. I'll just add it to my list. Thanks for the heads up, Polbro.
>>69228297
Seasons 1 to 4 were what I watched as a kid, they were rated
![Ong1enY[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NP4lyHK.png "Ong1enY[1].png")
More like to pander to the asian train geeks
>>69226666
Unless otherwise stated everything is white
>>69226516
I never thought that they would take trains from me.
is this show still on wtf
>>69226516
Nice ! I guess Yong Bao is good at math and works 60h/week, while Raul only hangs out with Ashima, both are unemployed and life from welfare (paid by Thomas). Thomas just received a letter that he has to work till 75 .
Raul sells "white" coals, get arrested and Ashima has to work as a prostitute to pay Raul's boss.
Is there going to be a homosexual caboose?
>>69226756
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
Jews won
You can never fight this much indoctrination
carlin has to be pissed off
>>69226516
Burn the coal, pay the toll.
>>69227886
Me too.
How long until a train with a hijab comes along?
Kikes and SJWs just can't leave anything alone
>>69226516
Mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
>>69226516
I'm ok with this
I just hope they stick to models and claymation rather than a shitload of cgi
>>69226516
There's not enough diversity, we still need:
A trans train
A feminist train
A muslim train
A jewish train
A hispanic train
A train of colour
>>69228495
>asian train
>>69228990
>>69226516
>the great race
>>69226516
National stereotype trains would be hilarious, bring it on!
>>69226516
>the year of our lord 2016 inshallah
>having unveiled trains
Degenerat.
>>69229818
>Mexican train sleeps all day and does fuck all
>black train is a coal truck
>genderfluid train has coupling on both sides
>>69230075
>nu-male train is a monorail
>that doesn't lead anywhere and just loops around itself
>>69229231
>A muslim train
ALAHU ACKBAR!!!
>designated shitting carts
>>69228658
He's dead, mate. They're really shitting on his grave.
>>69227775
>http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/22/thomas-the-tank-engine-children-parents
this can't be real.. these people are acting offended for clicks and money.. right.?
ringo better come out and stop this shit
>>69228990
what. the. fuck.
>>69226516
>indian female train
I guess we can say that thomas is a "coal burner"
>>69230163
>Jewish train is a gold train
>French train can only go backwards
>Russian train derails all the time
>>69230413
Choo Choo
Thomas the Tank Engine is a shit-tier show now, as soon as the CGI came in it lost all character. The models and Ringo Starr is still the GOAT version
>>69226516
A FUCKING WHITE ENGINE
>>69230935
>japanese train can transform
>american train has 50cals. mounted on it
>romanian train is a box on wheels
>bulgarian train is an yogurt box on wheels
>>69230935
>Russian train derails all the time
They actually had a brief character that did exactly that. They turned him into a generator and left him to rot forever.
>>69226516
I....W-wha? Fuck it. I'm tired, and I'm done. I'm fucking done /Pol/ GIVE me some reasons on why I shouldn't unlock my gun safe, pull out my glock and blow my fucking brains out. I don't wanna live in this world anymore. The only candle in this thick darkness was Donald Trump...but soon even that might get snuffed out by Hillary and her Legion of Liberal drones.
I fucking hate you pol, you made me racist. I can't believe it.
>>69231221
Haha fuck me. I haven't seen Thomas since I was like 3-4 years old. They always were slightly sociopathic to eachother I guess
>>69226666
That and the fact that everyone is already a coalburner
>>69227312
underrated
>>69226756
>gf left me for an attic
>>69226516
They don't have a token kid in a wheelchair.
>>69230270
>Allahu Trackbar!
>>69226516
Today I will remind them
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/22/thomas-the-tank-engine-children-parents
The edits from the thread last night were pretty fun.
>>69228166
>google has many servers used for youtube
>upload a video to a local server, it eventually gets spread to all servers world-wide
>this is literally a fucking ~5gb virus
>>69226516
Gypsy the tank engine , when?!
>>69231570
Fucking saved.
>>69231570
fucking 10/10
who remembers when niggers used to be blue like Skeeter from Doug?
>>69226516
Ashima looks QT. Would ride in.
>>69231836
Kys
>>69230184
>>69230270
That's the "Japanese" train Hiro as a ninja.
>>69231570
gold
>>69226516
They should make Yong Bao break down all the time because he's made in China.
>>69232010
RACIST!!!!
>>69227775
What the fuck.
What the fuck is wrong with these people.
They see race issues everywhere. It's funny because that makes them the most racist of all people.
I liked this show when I was a kid. Because it was just about trains doing train things. That's all. That's it, nothing more, nothing less.
Thomas the tank engine died for me after they stopped using live action models and started using CGI which was sometime in 2008.
RIP Thomas the tank engine. 1984-2007
You'll always be a really useful engine.
>>69231337
Underrated.
Not everyone though.
>/pol/ seriously believe they're doing this for diversity
They're a toy company first.
They're cashing in on this fad to sale toys to idiots.
>>69229231
>A jewish train
>>69232138
Hahahahahaha
>>69232222
how convenient
>>69232222
quads of truth, it is known.
Will they turn his cat into a nigger?
>>69228166
>someone had to sit down and write this
>someone had to sit down make this
Can we have just one piece of media that is peaceful, white, British, and perhaps even traditional?
>>69232704
No, they'll give him a black guy and blonde girl assistant.
>>69230669
>>69232854
Just look at all those sources
>>69229231
> cripple train
>>69231337
Kek
>>69228166
nice ending :)
>>69231570
Funniest thing since the Austrailian shitposting dance webm. Amazing
>>69228990
that was a great watch
>>69228166
I genuinely enjoyed this. Probably because I never watched this show
>>69232854
So cooking meat over a fire was invented by the Africans and the Europeans stole it from them during the slave trade so prior to this nobody else in the entire world cooked meat over fire
At last I truly see
>>69226516
I quite like the Russia train to be honest.
>>69231229
There is nothing left in this world, so please kill yourself!
for a show about trains wouldnt adding high speed, commuter, subway and trolley trains of "diversity"....?
>>69228990
The fucking ending tho
>muh sides
>>69226516
>tfw the jews got to thomas
>>69227312
Cole Train is one of the few good Black idols people can aspire to be.
>>69234511
>blacks
>good model
Haha, you nearly got me ther!
>>69227312
Woo woo awww yeah killing locasts all day!
>>69234566
No worries, he's a fictional character.
>>69229231
>A trans train
Something tells me Mavis is a genderfluid panlocomotive now. There are more than two types of locomotives guys!
>>69226516
Can autists even differentiate races?
>>69231570
>>69227775
>color of shit is black
>it's not hard to make the leap into the race territory.
>lets genetic modified our body to shit out colorless shit
What is wrong with the modern world logic?
the movie is called "the great race"
MY SIDES
>>69228990
>those traumatized kids in the comments
>>69231570
>carlos
>>69226516
I'm not even mad. Not angry, not filled with rage like this would usually do.
I'm confused.
Who would look at a show about mother fucking trains and say "YES! This. This is the perfect venue to spread our message of tolerance and multicultralisim! Surely there is nothing that would be better suited to spreading this message than a show about trains."
Who on earth thinks like this? I mean, this is either so genius, subversive and diabolical that we can't comprehend it, or completly retarded in every sense of the word. And I'm pretty sure it's the latter not the former.
>>69228166
brb, committing suicide
>>69233116
They're already on wheels...
I'm starting to suspect more and more that autistic men are responsible for the sjw cancer.
Women and niggers just make use of what is given.
>>69228166
I've seen some pretty messed up stuff, but that shit takes the fucking cake.
Worse than /b/.
>>69235607
quality post
>>69228166
ffs
Are there any German trains?
>>69235958
a mockumentary about nazi germany involving thomas the tank engines is too much for /pol/? let alone 4chan?
did you find your way here from youtube, softie?
Diversity for fucking diversitys sake...
Time to an hero
>>69236229
I'm not sure but I think I remember one german tranny posting around here. Never saw pics though.
Ah.
You asked about trains.
>>69226756
mein sides
>>69226516
Reminder that this entire show was based on a series of books and short stories about a post-apoc world where Trains were essentially auschwitz'd on a regular basis. I have no problem with this.
>>69236401
Not that it's too much, just a lot darker than I thought it would be.
>>69226516
Who built the railways and engines in India?
Lefties will just say this is glorifying our colonial past. You can't win.
Dumbfucks.
>>69237926
Which we should.
>>69228166
what. the. fuck.
I lost when Thomas was a real fucking person. like holy fucking shit.
>>69228166
Amazing, the people's reactions at Train Thomas' reveal were spot on.
>>69227312
Hearty keks
>>69231337
Noice
Albertrain Barbosa when?
>>69232222
why not both?
>mexican trains
>>69228166
tl;dw me this, please
>>69228166
Is this real?
>>69232323
capitalism = money talks
Who loves money most of all?
>>69235287
Mate if your shit is black then you should go see a doctor.
>>69228166
tl;dr
>>69241042
[spoiler]Watch it faggot
The build up is what makes it. Just telling you ruins it. [/spoiler]
>>69241614
Fuck, I forgot
>>69241042
>>69241548
what is
I'll I'm telling you is it revolves around horrible human hybrid experimentation during the second world war gone horribly wrong
>>69235776
Underrated.
>>69235776
>>69226516
Hey George?
Yeah?
All their faces are are gray.
Yeah?
How do we make them diverse like you want?
We don't need any more racism in train cartoons, so just draw one with slant eyes, and put dreadlocks on one of them. We need to meet our chink and nigger quota. That ought to show those racists they can't be racist anymore.
Make way for the White Train of privilege, riding the express tracks.
>>69232854
He's a twit alright
>>69235776
kek
OFFICIAL THREAD THEMESONG
https://soundcloud.com/returnofthepicpak/chug-me-to-life
>nobody posted this
>>69228297
Will you let your wife's son watch it?
>>69226516
If only Carlin were alive to see this. Them again, Shining time Station did have a black kid and white girl and a greasy wop - already pretty diverse.
>>69242746
Someone did post it you jafro
>>69241614
>>69241678
Aw
Thanks
>>69243057
They didn't post the pixels you shitlord.
>>69237926
India's space program is a lot cooler than their railroads and they did that without you fucks.
>>69232823
The UK was always shitty, why do you think we left.
>>69230328
Hordes of people just hanging off, pants down, blowing watering explosive diarrhea.
>>69231337
Liberals should seriously be institutionalized.
It's not even funny at this point.
>>69237830
if anything that just makes it more hilarious. the serious tone, the exploding heads. this video is buried gold im glad this thread dug up for me
>>69228166
Holy fuck, it makes Black Mirror look like MLP.
>>69231570
Holy kek. Fuckin' saved.
>>69231570
>Carlos of Mexico
my fucking sides
Only diversity we need is more mecha representation.
>>69228166
>>69228990
>>69232823
According to your Teachers Union, NO.
No you can not.
Every shred of "British-ness" is to be destroyed, and replaced with multiCULTuralism.
>>69226666
>>69232222
2 quads one thread
Blessed by Lord Kek, we are
>>69245410
WHAT GAME IS THIS
>diversify a cast of fucking trains
>by giving them stereotypical features of a certain race
I'm sure the SJWs will like that.
>>69228166
Hahahaha what the fuck is this canon?
>movie about trains from all over the world racing in an international competition
>surprised that the foreign trains have looks reflecting the culture they come from
Come on, /pol/. You're better than this. They aren't permanent characters, just characters representing the foreign countries. How else do you represent foreign countries through trains?
This isn't anything to complain about.
But they're all still grey.
>>69234511
gotta say i agree with this.
Cole Train:
>works hard as fuck
>loyal
>never lets the man (locusts) get him down
>loves bacon
>>69227312
>>69234511
I like to imagine that during the Rhodesian Bush war, there were a few based black Cole Train-tier Rhodie soldiers singlehandedly cutting down hordes of ZANU scum.
>>69246297
this is pol we're taking about
let the autists scream at the computer, its the most fun they have all day
>>69226516
So does the Asian master race Japanese Mag Lev bullet train beat everyone while wearing glasses and having buck teeth?
>>69227312
COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN, BABY!
WOOOOOOO
>>69228166
>>69226516
>The trains are too white
Will the Indian train run on poo or curry though?
I do wonder how the Revered Awdry would react to the CG abomination Thomas has become, or shit like shining time station, or multiculti nonsense like this.
He got mad at the TV show when they wrote original episodes that minorly contradicted official railway regulations.
I'm glad he doesn't have to see what the trith-based stories he told his son have become.
Thomas died to me when they moved to CG.
>>69226516
Dying for ashima porn already.
now i have the theme tune and Ringo Starrs voice stuck in my head
>>69227775
came here to post this
the Guardian has never been more retarded
>>69228166
help
>>69229818
whats bangladesh like?
>>69231229
Hey, we need your vote shill, stay alive or you let Hillary win, do you REALLY want to let Hillary win? Or make a fucking difference come November.
>>69228166
w-who made this?
>>69226516
The next Thomas the Dank Engine will be amazing.
>>69228166
Insanity.
>Getting upset about a show aimed at two year olds
Fucking hell /pol/, your autism gets worse and worse.
>>69228166
It gets even better, they're making a sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsSjltVnPOY
>>69226516
But non-European countries don't have railroads, they just have vintage tracks left by colonizing Europeans
>>69246297
I could accept that, its the fact they're staying illegally.
>>69227775
The 'good; engines are steam engines and the 'bad' engines are diesels, it's not 'white smoke' it's steam REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
