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What's it like to not be Australian?
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>be American
>get shot

>be European
>get bombed

>be Swedish
>get raped

>be Israeli
>get stabbed

>be South African
>get shot, bombed, raped and stabbed

>Be Australian
>Live in paradise, 1st on the OECD quality of life ranking, 2nd on HDI, 5th on Heritage economic freedom rankings, common sense gun regulations

Why even live non-australians
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shut up cunt
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>>69218406
>Live in paradise
I am sure there are no niggers and deadly animals in paradise
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>>69218406
>common
>sense
>gun
>regulations
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>common sense gun regulations


kek
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>>69218499

92% white, 8% live in the desert or are smart gooks in Melbourne. Stay jealous Ahmed.
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>>69218499
>I am sure there are no niggers and deadly animals in paradise

There was no need to reference niggers twice.
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>>69218406
DELETE THIS
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>>69218406
>be Australian
>get home-invaded
>shitpost
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>>69218406
is it true your toilet water spins the opposite direction?
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>>69218533

Poland/GDP per capita
13,647.96 USD
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>>69218406
>be Australian
>get bitten by some sipider with venom powerful enough to kill a cow
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I must say I agree. I just spent two months in Australia. Greatest time I've ever had.
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>>69218406

>common sense gun regulations

Uh huh...
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>>69218406

>Be Australian
>Get eaten by arachno-jellyfish with snakes for tentacles
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>>69218645

>Be German
>Can't spell spider because the rapefugees get priority in education
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>>69218641
I know you're crying deep inside. There is no need for that. Lie down, think about happy places and please, don't ever let suicide pass through your head.
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>>69218406

>be in glorious Nippon
>rest of the world burns
>laugh while fucking qt Japanese gf
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>>69218645
Its a meme. I live in the bush, it's rare that people are bitten by snakes and spiders and they're usually dumb cunts that don't understand the native animal's habitat.
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>>69218680
>be Finnish
>agree with shitpost

How cucked can a country be?
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>>69218808

Enough to have 13% of the population be niggers?
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>>69218803
ready for round 2?
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>>69218803
>be japanese
>get bitten by senpaider
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>>69218808
Finland is lost case, the moment I stepped out of the airport back at home I saw two Somalis
Took this photo in Sydney
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>>69218855
Arent't abbos a sizeable part of the aussie populace?
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>>69218914

0.2%

Nice try Muhammed
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>>69218880
>Finland is lost case, the moment I stepped out of the airport back at home I saw two Somalis
Go fuck yourself, look west if you want to see a lost cause. You probably saw the only two Somalis in the whole of Finland
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>>69218406
>Be aussie
>get cancer
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>>69218953
I was just asking tbhfam
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>>69218683
>arachno-jellyfish with snakes for tentacles
Better than a Muslim tbqh
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>>69219030

>Be Aussie
>Get free healthcare

>Be American
>Die
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>>69218406

>Live in paradise, 1st on the OECD quality of life ranking, 2nd on HDI, 5th on Heritage economic freedom rankings, common sense gun regulations

We should print hundreds of thousands of flyers with this information and drop them all over Syria
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>>69218406

none of this is true and we are completely full. i just checked and everything. no space at all.
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>>69218803
>Implying your women fuck you
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The main difference between Australia and the rest of the world.
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>>69218880
>Look up GayTM
>It's fucking real
Why does the entire identity of homosexuality have to be devolved to pink fluffy rainbow bullshit?
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>>69219159

White gaijin here for work
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>>69219030
Skin cancer is nothing mate.

While over half the population here will get it in their lifetime, not many die from it in comparison.
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>>69219128

THINK AGAIN

S T O P B O A T S

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>>69218406
>Be Australian
>Have corrupt boomer politicians
>Have wounded culture
>Have feminism
>Have cultural Marxism
>Have Jew controlled media
>Have globalist mercenary military
Be angry and full of hatred.
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>>69219345
>Skin cancer is nothing mate.
Fucking Aussies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thWqNof5nXA
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>>69219227
I think it's because Sydney was expensive place so it's one of those places that like to pander to rich white gay men, very gay city
This from Sydney too
It doesn't show well because it wasn't winding but there's a rainbow flag between Australian flag and aboriginal flag
I'd rather take gays than poor niggers and shitskins everywhere
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>be Australian
>defend self from home invaders
>go2jail
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>>69219169
whats happening on the right pic?
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>>69219128

Unlike you cucks, we already have a propaganda campaign going on to tell them they shouldn't even try.
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>>69218406
>be aussie
>stop the boats
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>>69219128
C U C K E D
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>>69218406
>be Australian
>get carried off in the night by giant spider
>never be seen again

At least I only have to deal with niggers
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>>69219559
Muslims stuck on the train, whilst aussies await to bash their fucking heads in
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>>69219544

>Be American
>Defend self from home invaders
>Whoaa that's racist, no human being is illegal, celebrate diversity!
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>>69218803
>>69219281
>gets ntred by fat old man boss.
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What the fuck is "common sense" gun laws?
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>>69219381
I let go a long time ago friend. I unfortunately live in Melbourne and this city is dead to me. I litter I treat the city like shit, couldn't give a fuck. I hope it burns
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>>69218406
>be Austalian
>Dingo eats baby
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>>69219733
mohammed pls
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>>69218914
No, but they are a sizable part of the welfare payment system.
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>>69218406
Isn't it really expensive though? I mean grocery-wise?
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>>69218406
>be slav
>no laws
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>>69218768
I want to come to poland soon for a holiday. :)
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>>69218406
>get killed by the wildlife

Oh well, still better than niggers.
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>>69218752
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>>69218499
Are you making those numbers up?
Sydney is almost majority Asian
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>>69219733

>Be English
>Muslim pedophiles rape thousands of babies
>Cops can't investigate without being called racist

Why do you even try?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcDVmpq9wu0
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>>69218406

>Be American
>Move to Australia
>Laugh from afar as the U.S. implodes with the rest of its closest cuck allies

feelsgoodman.jp2
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>>69219700

It's like a real life instance of that meme with the two stands.
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>>69219729
Manipulating statistics to make our gun control laws appear reasonable while Terrorists with gun licenses hold people hostage in a cafe.
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>>69218557
92% white. Sure bro
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>>69219559
Probably Cronulla riots

I remember that even though I was only 10
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>>69218406
Why should we care about the post of a soon to be African and East Asian population?
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>>69219908

http://www.indexmundi.com/australia/demographics_profile.html

>Ehnic groups white 92%, Asian 7%, aboriginal and other 1%

Ouch
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>>69219732
It was beautiful place
Like Europe but instead niggers there was Chinese everywhere
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>>69219908
Yeah public transport...That's pretty much what the 8% use. I never seen any non whites on the roads.
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>>69219874
Are you living in Sydney?

Western suburbs are washed with you people
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Not being Australian is good as I can enjoy observing Australian shitposting without the pressure of shitposting harder than before every time
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>>69220040
POOO
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>>69218868
Round two, fight!
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>>69219908
Wow, I almost believed the statistics but after seeing this picture of people on a train I am forced to conclude that the actual numbers are 3 out of 20
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>Be Australian
>get cucked
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>>69220040
DESIGNATED
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>Tony will never be your leader (again)
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>>69220040

Keep the shit in, LOO boy
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>>69220040
post shit in loo Aboo
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>>69220032

Regional NSW, how 'bout you bruv?
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>>69219993
Let me guess you live in rural Queensland
You seriously believe those figures
There are many suburbs in Melbourne and Sydney which are white minority
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>>69220040
And your loos must be spotless too.
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>>69218640
That's what I'm wondering too
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>>69218406
>common sense gun regulation

Into the cuck bin it goes
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What is this animal?
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>be australian
>wake up from shitty nights sleep, because of abos banging on the window and door looking for a shelter all night
>leave house
>get bit by a snake and spider
>die
>go to beach
>skin gets burnt
>die again
>go on 4chan
>get ignored because of your flag

Why even live as an aussie?
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>>69219908
Melbourne is almost at 70% dickweed. The problems will come strong and hard from now on.
Below 70% is the 'special' category.
Above 80% and the coppers can cope, 70-80% white and they can 'fight hard and cope'.
But below 70% white... below 70% white; now you will see...
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>>69220022
Where do you live bro? Inner Melbourne and Sydney are mostly non-white
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>>69219653
>be Australian >>69219684

>compare social opinion versus legislation
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>>69219775
>>69219841
>be Austalian
>Emu hoardes rape and pillage our towns
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>>69218598

A home invasion here gets blanket media coverage it's so rare. Our crims would rather break in when you're not home and steal your shit rather than rape your dog and murder your family like your Urban Youth.
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>>69218406
>be australian
>shitpost
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>be australian
>coughed and spat on by chinese passers-by
>overhear sjw bullshit from every white cunt under 30
>defends self from home invader in daughters bedroom, arrested for murder
>shit internet
>rent is bullshit
>fuck you
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>>69218406
lad OP recking everyone opposing the glorious australian nation

>>69219544
>be American
>get attacked by niggers in street
>die
OR
>be American
>get attacked by niggers at home at night
>die

Enjoy freedom lad

>>69219610
Stay salty with your made up bullshit burger
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>>69219281
Fuck off you degenerate weeaboo
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>>69220336

>Be British
>Can't spell hoards
>Muslim hoards LITERALLY rape and pillage your towns
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>>69220403
Smash them
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>>69220396

>Be Spain
>Can't afford internet router because 22% unemployment
>Literally Germany's cucks
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Shit internet? Everything is expensive? People keep calling us racist when we tell everyone to fuck off, as if it bothers us?

I dunno, really. Lotta ragheads and such these days. 10yrs ago it was mostly kiwis and coons, now there are ragheads with 12 kids all over the place.

At night it's white city, but during the day all the unemployed muslims and their 50 children are going from centerlink to the shops to buy some kebabs or something. I'm not even sure where they came from, to be honest, but with the past couple of years there has been a huge surge in sand ninjas.

I don't have much of a problem with SE Asians, they seem mostly alright, maoris are a mixed bunch but they never seem to bother me personally. Hell, even the pitch black, rail thin Africans are alright in my experience, very polite, reserved and they keep out of trouble.

The sandbloods are cunts though, always whinging and carrying on. Indians (pakis inclusive) are cunts, too. Most of them seem to do nothing but whinge about how shit Australia is and how much they hate Australians, and how unwelcoming Australia is and blah blah blah, but they appear to own all the fucking convenience stores and take-aways these days, so I'm forced to associate with them.

Seriously though, those fucking women with their 50 fucking kids always at centerlink and shit, man. No joke.
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>>69220483
>be Australian
>accuse Brit of not knowing his own language.
>spell Hoardes wrong
>look like a cunt
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>>69219896
How many mass shootings does America get?
How many does Australia get?

Shut the fuck up cunt.
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>>69219908

Bankstown Line Represent.

Inb4 not a Sydney train.
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>>69220639
HORDES IT'S HORDES YOU FUCKIN CUNT
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>>69220560
I saw muslims only in Cairns
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>>69220166
Parramatta but want to move to somewhere more regional, suburb is now a dump

Why did you want to move /out/back instead of in the capitals? Just curious
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>>69219281
H
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>>69220639

>Be British
>No longer speak British in favour of Curry talk where they add unnecessary e's
>Mention cunts
>Forget that the average British girl is a 2/10 thai hooker with missing teeth
>Cry
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>>69220649
Mass shootings are irrelevant. Melbourne had 15 shootings in 2 weeks early this month.

Gun laws don't work.
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>>69219908
I saw this photo a while back. Decided to pay attention in my rides to tafe and all I have to say is tfw qld
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>>69220233

It's three muscles and a rock.
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>>69220649
I don't care how many murders happen to occur within a short time and distance of each other, I care how many actually happen.
The US states murder percentages are irrespective of their gun laws (But very closely linked to the black population) and our government had to manipulate murder statistics by counting open cases and missing persons in 1996.
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>>69220761

Did you not go anywhere in Sydney but Oxford Street?
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No point staying in Australia much longer. The Chinese are absolutely taking over at a real alarming rate.
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>>69220857
Seriously QLD is the fucking worst. Police state with no jobs
I prefer to live among the gooks in Sydney
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>>69218406
Stingrays kills the aussies.
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>>69220814
>Be Australian
>have the skin of a shammy leather
>be overrun by gooks
>accuse other nations of being thai hookers
>shitpost
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>be Australian
>hate nations and different cultures
>you're a faggot suck a black dudes dick
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>>69220982
I lived in Pitt Street for week. Mostly hanged out around the city(Circular Quay, Darling Harbour, Chinatown), visited Bondi and Manly once
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>>69221002
Oh no, we subject biker gangs to psychological torture. Such a police state
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>>69220233

Three clams and a rock
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>>69221210
Pubs forced to close at 2am bro
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>>69221222
But there was also some crab thing sticking out
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>>69220240
None of that happens, look at this thread as a perfect example you stupid fucking idiot.
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>be aussie
>get eaten by crocodile
>get eaten by shark
>get poisoned by jellyfish
>get poisoned by snek
>get eaten by bigger snek
>get poisoned by spider
>get btfo by kangeroo
>get btfo by emu
>get burned by bushfire
>get burned by sun
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>>69221403
>get poisoned by scorpion
>something something abbos
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>>69220857
TAFE
>kek
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>>69221403
>Be German
>Don't get it
>Get told to shut up by a woman
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I'm from Adelaide, currently in UK, about to move to Sydney. Salary will be around $85K, office near the harbour. What's a fun suburb to live in? I'd like to be close to tourists
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Fuck
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>>69221512
Nothing wrong with tafe
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>>/int/
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>>69220352
This is the biggest load of horse shit i have ever read on /pol/

Figures it probably comes from some Melbourne Sydney Brisbane WANKER who has never had to deal with home invasions.

THEY HAPPENING EVERY DAY here in aus what the fuck are you talking about?

Only reason this got coverage was becausse the thief was caught and killed by the owner.

Now catching them isnt rare but killing them is.
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>>69221551
na come ony dont be so mean. It is still better than europe with all their mudslimes, niggers and gypsies.

you are the only good anglo
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>Be Australian
>Be shot by porkupines, raped by kangaroos and stabbed by emus
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Put park like this in Finland it ill be destroyed for nationalism that encourages racism and hate speech
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CUNT
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>>69221647
Are you some hick you lives in the outback?
No one gives a shit about you violent hillbillies
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>>69221596
Maybe 7+ years ago before they got gutted.

>mfw i went to uni last month and quit day 2 because it was fucking useless bunch of sjw crap with lgbti safe space stickers and teachers didnt know shit
Fuck the one teacher who was based talked be out of doing psych because theres no way to get employment even after you do masters FUCK that

TAFE is mainly shit unless you did a trade of some kind.
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>>69221737
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>>69221771
>Coffs Harbour
>outback hicks
Oh yeah remind me why all the cucks from the capitals want to live here again?
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>>69221828
My teachers have PhD and tell us when they're feeding us bullshit
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>>69218880
GAYTM is actually hilarious, plus gays are waking up and starting to oppose Islam like us. I'll take some visible gays over muslims any day of the week
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>>69221771
Do you have anything to say that isn't ignorant as fuck?
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>>69218406
And porn with flat-chested gals is illegal.
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>>69221867
I went to Coffs Harbour. I liked it because I saw dolphins and it was peaceful town. But Yamba nearby was even better.
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>>69218406
>be Australian
>usable clay sold off to Chinese
>infested with poo in loos and boat people
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>>69221737
>internet actually works
Lol you have no idea we dont have internet here its some tooheys stubbies tied to a bunch of copper cables and some wifi signals bounced off gina rindhearts ass mate.
>>69221888
Either way why would i want a 50 year old SJW tumblr bitch for a teacher?

The other 2 where just as bad some 20 something idiot and a bored old guy
>>69221999
>Yamba
>Better
Lol ok how?
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>>69221867
Coz they is poor
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>>69221960
Ah did I hurt your feelings hick?
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>>69222068
Friendlier people, better for surfing, even less tourists
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>>69218406
I might migrate to pursue my stargazing hobby, is it easy if you're a well off skilled person with no criminal history?
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>>69218406
>Be British
>Get arrested for owning an unlicensed bicycle assault tire.
>Get sent to prison continent Ausfailia.
>Get evicted by Chinese landlord.
>Sniff gas and shitpost from the bush.
Not a bad run, m8.
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>>69218406
>be Australian
>have TOTAL SHIT internet, censored vidya, can't masturbate to flat chested women in porn and 90% of anime girls

Meanwhile, I am European and will literally never get bombed.
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>>69222045
3million+ asians and 1.5mil+ foreign workers and as much unemployment as you poor fuck probably more.

We are number 2 at risk in the world of financial collapse because of skyrocketing debt
>>69222086
No shit cunt the country is fucking blowing ass chunks of money out its shitter
>>69222125
>Friendlier people
ill give you that tho coffs nightlife is horrible
>go out for the first time in years
>Nobody talks to me all night
>everyone rude and stays within their little groups
>only 3 loners talk to me the entire time say how shit everything is ect. same problems i have with the area
>all the clubs pubs shut at 11:45pm on a weekend/friday for NO REASON
>everyone drives home
>???
Least the beer is cheap
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>>69220989
If that happens all we have to do is ask our JAP friends to give us a hand. We all know how they got shit done concerning the rice niggers during WW2.
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>>69222235
We cant even get 25mbit through copper lines less than 1km long let alone get FTTP off the ground 10 years later.

Oh and our internet gets congested every night by netflix and the biggest mobile data plans we have are like 5-10gb a month and cost 100aud p/m+
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>>69222287
>shit cunt
You imbred bogans make me cringe
And no you hicks in the country are far poorer dickhead

Go fuck your sister
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>be australia
>have sweden tier immigration rate
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>>69218575
>>69218598

Fucking kek
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>>69222287
There wasn't really nightlife in Yamba either except bonfire and just hanging out in the town
But I don't like clubs or anything, went to one in Sydney and it was horrible
But Gold Coast was even more terrible, worst place in Australia after Cairns
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>>69222444
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>>69218406
What's it like to have to compare yourselves to other countries to satisfy a inferiority complex?
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>drink australian beer
>its piss
what the fuck man.
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>be Australian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81FGVh1dj0A
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>>69218406

>be Australian
>have to write to the government for permission to look at tits on the internet
>get arrested for playing GTA
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>>69222512
i wish we would warn tourists how bad the nightlife is here in aus
Brisbane used to be ok now its a lockout hellhole same as Sydney and Melbourne probably isnt far behind.

cant speak for the other cities but the cost of going out here alone is insane.
>>69222588
Personally i wish we would just annex NZ and then USA would annex us.

We're fucking useless on our own.

Its been a downward spiral ever since UK fucked off in the 80's
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>>69222616
>Drinking export crap
>Not drinking Tooheys Old/Reserve
>Not drinking microbrews
brah u facked up drinken dingos piss ai
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> be Dutch
> Get arrested for shooting a slingshot in your backyard

such is life
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>be lithuanian
>get shot (by myself)

hahaha :^D
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>>69222361
Holy shit.

I now understand why Australians are always shitposting - it's the only thing you can do with Internet like that.
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>>69222818
shut the fuck up anime faggot.
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>>69222142
Yeah but you may have to wait for a while.
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>>69222818
the national average speeds are something like 3mbit download and 256kbps up or some shit like that.

25mbit is faster than 70 percent of the population and 50-100mb+ is like 99percent+
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>>69222468
Twice as high as Sweden actually
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>>69222962
that's a bit outdated there m8
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>>69218533
This
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>>69223029
Go find some more up to date figures then. It's about the same
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>six and a half million immigrants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_immigrant_population#2013_report

1/2 of those are chinese and the other half are poo in loos its fucked

30 percent of our population
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>>69218406
>Live in Sydney
>Become a hostage
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>>69222660
Melbourne pubs/clubs can stay open until 6am. No bullshit lockout there
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This thread is not Australian enough
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>>69223243
here in nsw even without lockout lots of people go home before midnight.

Shitty fucking nightlife half the country falls asleep by 8pm its pathetic
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>>69221038

Irwin was the first Stingray death since like 1920.
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>>69218803
>Be Nip
>Have video games altered even for the home country because of sjw complaints
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>>69218533
To be fair, Recently with gun violence alot of theses guns are actually imports coming VIA the black market and gunsmiths setting up shots for middle eastern gangs.
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>>69218868
You missed a part of japan and most of north korea.
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>>69223438
>mfw 3d metal printing will make automatic assault rifles for everyone
ye m8 facken
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>>69221688

>Be russian
>Die of alcohol poisoning at 40
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>>69219860
that video is pretty epic.

>yfw centuries in the future people will see that as the end of european culture
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>>69218406
You should be talking about how shit it is here. Otherwise more people will try and move here and make it shit.

You know like how you used to have that great burger place or something. Then you told all these people and now you have to wait 30mins for food and it's worse.
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Anyway

1. Yamba
2. Noosa
3. Coffs
4. Mission Beach
5. Canberra
6. Byron Bay
7. Melbourne
8. Sydney
9. Hervey Bay
10. Airlie Beach
11. Gold Coast
12. Cairns
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>>69218406
M8 Texas has a higher GDP than you
I would much rather live here than in the land of the lost that banned guns
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>>69218752
Don't worrier we have sneks.
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>>69223693
Oh yeah Townsville > Mission Beach
Brisbane > Airlie
>>
Australia is GOAT.

Luckily we're just a shitty knock off of it so we are still top tier as well.
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>>69220761
You must have been actively seeking them out.
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>>69218499
Literally there are only few, if not any black people in Australia. Just a load of fucking Asian
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>>69223693
>Canberra no 5
Wut?

Theres literally nothing there.

Rest is about right.

Never been to cairns but it looks horrid.

Next time do the west coast and report back i havent done it cant afford too.
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>>69222962

Except ours are Poms, Saffies and Kiwis and not fucking durka durkas.
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>>69223693
>Sunshine Coast #2
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>>69223819
love u nz.

Nobody gets us like you do.

Well maybe america and thats it

Canada and UK are fucked beyond repair.
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>>69218803
>be japan
>get nuked
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>be australian
>mommy state bans violent video games
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>>69223972
Noice place u got ther m8

Only Maleny outranks it for me.

Also fuck Southern QLD past Sunny
That is all

Also Byron bay is a horrible shithole Nimbin is way better ausfu meatpai
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>>69223919
>Canberra
>nothing
>entire town dedicated for pure patriotism
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>>69223353
That only proves how good you are at covering them up.
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>>69224095
Maleny is part of the Sunshine Coast Regional Council
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>>69224095
What is better about Nimbin? It was just few streets with DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>69218406
more like
>Be Australian
>have to watch while wife gets fucked by the local emu warlord
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I'm 28 with no job, no savings. Degree in commerce. How fucked am I? Will I ever own a house?
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>>69219569
That's old.

We're cucks now.
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>>69223952
Actually around 80% are from Asia dickhead
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>>69224054
>Be America
>soo ass backwards most of the good shit about your crappy country barely outweighs the bad
>???
>Been this way for almost 50 years
Oh well at least we're not the EU HAHAHAHHA
>>69224138
probably just for the tourists mate i never got that vibe from the ACT at all.

NSW and QLD has more patriots.

Victoria is fucked though you dont even know about 'safe schools' i bet
>>69224186
i wish dorrigo and maleny would swap places.

:(
>>69224217
Most of Australia is dude weed lmao incase you havent noticed its just not legalized yet...
>>69224234
25 year old virgin neet here with a diploma in IT from 6 years ago

We're fucked Ausfam
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>>69224290
It's about 40% from English speaking countries, 10 from other white countries, 50% from non-white countries
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>>69218559
Damn man.
That wasn't even a shitpost, I actually laughed.
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>>69218406
Most of europe had the same then we let in muslims. You are actually doing the exact same thing right now so enjoy it while you can .. wont last not with the trudeaueaueauea cunt
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>>69224352
>That wasn't even a shitpost,
Look at this non shitposting cunt

You will never be one of us with that attitude
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>>69223819
Australia is cucked compared to NZ.
>way stricter gun laws
>more libtards
>lebbos/muzzies and terrorist attacks
>worse natives
>worse sports teams
NZ > Australia
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>>69223438
>our gun control is failing based on exactly what progun people said it would fail on and is impossible to stop
>this is an argument in favor of gun control
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>>69224412
>LNP gets voted out
>Labor and Greens and some smaller parties get voted in record numbers
>Completely open the flood gates
>???
>Wew mate
Anyway the country systematically fucks itself over every 8-15 years when it elects a new party and completely destroys anything good that the previous party has done.

We really havent progressed from 90's political mentality or as a nation since the mid 80's

But theres hope we're legalizing medical weed and decriminalizing it soon lots of support behind it.
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>>69219700
It's because the greens are so much more vocal.

2/3 of the times, the liberals (our right wing ish government) has been in power since the birth of the nation
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>>69224488
Then why are half you coconut kiwis over here then?
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>>69224606
Only in Victoria. In backwards states like QLD they will never legalise it
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>>69224690
They also gave free tattoos
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>>69224765
Who gives a fuck about QLD they have nowater and where based entirely around mining.

look how that turned out.

without those megafarms up north (now owned by chinese cuckeks) they would be fucked.
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>>69224842
>mfw a thick pom qt will never sit on my face
why live
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>>69218406
>common sense gun regulations
But no though.
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>>69224861
They have tourist industry which is booming thanks to cheap Aussie dollar.
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>>69221262
>oh no why won't the state enable my degeneracy and allow me to go out and ping on MDMA and drink all night wtf!?!?!?

fuck off cuck stop going out to try and get a piece of herpes infected pussy retard
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>common
>sense
>gun
>regulations
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Queenslanders are the niggers of Aus
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>>69225250
Pretty sure that would be NT WA m8
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>>69225197
>most retarded use of cuck I've ever read
Why don't you and the state mind your fucking business cuck

Just because you are some basement dwelling virgin
>>
#illridewithyou
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>>69225250
fuck you melbourne poof
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>>69225746
Dole-bludging Queensland hick
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