>be American
>get shot
>be European
>get bombed
>be Swedish
>get raped
>be Israeli
>get stabbed
>be South African
>get shot, bombed, raped and stabbed
>>69218129
>Be Australian
>Chill out with mates
feels good living in a first world country.
>>69218129
>get stabbed in the wrong place and survive while the fuggen terrorist is riddled in bullets only to survive and be executed on camera while bleeding on the floor*
FTFY
>>69218250
>be Australian
Punishment enough desu
>>69218250
>Pay Australia Tax
>New Leader every 12 months
I have a dream....
>>69218250
Take me with you please :(
>>69218250
>Be Australian
>Get fined for stupid bullshit
>>69218129
I laughed
So, what, is shit going down in SA?
>be Alberto
>expand caliphate
Feels good that the future will belong to the Children of Allah
>>69218296
>Says the United Statesian
>Election decided by memes
>>69218349
If those are our biggest problems we have it fucking peachy lad
>>69218396
Anytime Friendo <3 You'll fit right in in Sydney. Lotsa Afrikaners
>>69218466
>be Australian
>lose war to birds
>>69218250
>Be Australian
>Get bit by a bug and die
>>69218491
Shit is permanently going down in SA my friend. 2/3 women have been raped, 1/3 people have aids, second highest murder rate in Africa, white farmers have the highest murder rate out of any job in the world, and we have multiple riots and strikes every year.
Honestly I kind of want to move to Australia, but then I would be an immigrant and fuck that
>>69218545
Yeah it's pretty peachy senpai, even in Melbourne
>>69218129
>Be Japan
>Jump in front of a train because you're sick to fucking death of working 16 hours a day and getting an allowance from your wife
>>69218644
Any chance for apartheid/exodus/ethnic cleansing anytime soon?
>>69218545
>decided by memes
Every election has been decided by by-definition memes m80
>>69218250
>Be Australian
>Run out of your allocated bandwidth
How can you stand it?
>Be Australian
>Get bitten by huntsman
>Go to local hospital
>S'all good m8 put it on the medicare card
>medicare doesn't cover aggravating Australian wildlife
>RSPCA is called to investigate
>Get fined and sentenced to gaol
>Have to share cell with smelly unwashed abo
>stinky Abo tells me "have you ever had shit pushed up your ass you white mutt"
>I bash the the coon but then get raped by the Abo mob
>get let out of gaol after 3 month
>get bitten by a snake
>cycle repeats
>drink fosters all day and become alcoholic
>>69218644
can you explain this?
>>69218793
Sure. Listen carefully.
Blacks can't run a country, or anything.
There you go.
>>69218767
>Get bitten by huntsman
I thought that with all the shit that runs around in Australia you'd have legal guns
>>69218758
Mate if I ever stay inside for so long that I run out of my allocated bandwidth I'd shoot myself. There are so many other things to do aside from sit inside on the internet all day.
Blacks in America claim that they are opressed because they are a minority.
Blacks in South Africa claim that they are opressed because they are a majority.
>>69218987
It's not like you have to stay inside to download things. Computers can execute tasks even when you're not there, y'know.
>Be Canadian
>Get comfy
>>69218895
They can't run both marathons and counties, they made their choice
>>69218767
M8 this has to be the least australian shitpost I've ever seen. Huntsman spiders are the friendliest cunts in the world, they aren't toxic at all. And don't even get me started on Foster's
>>69219053
How much shit do you download Ikea? I've never run into a problem of allocated bandwidth, it's mostly just shoddy connection speeds.
>Be Australian
>Labor Party controlled house
>>69219187
Well my torrent client alone says I've transferred 2.18 TB during the last 31 days, including both download and upload of course.
