There is an action on the Indiegogo crowdfunding platform which goal is to brew the first beer containing lactobacillus bacteria isolated from model’s vagina. The producer, The Order of Yoni says such beer contains femininity and sexuality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmpO2ToLswc
>>69213681
This world... I hate society more every day
Oh god I want to die
>>69213681
w-when will the ride end?
Get on the piss cunts
>>69213681
>>69213681
>western world
>>69213681
>using vaginal bacteria in the production
lambics are nasty.
no lactic acid in my beer, thanks.
>>69213901
>>69213937
I'm too tired of this shit to hate, I just it too end...
>>69213681
WTF
i'm straight but let's be honest here
vaginas are fucking disgusting
There is no human decency in the west left. ISIS can not come soon enough and save the west.
thought that was a key cap
spend too much time on /g/
I think I'll stick to port.
funny that if it was "Bottled Manhood: The first Lager Ale Brewed using Scrotum Sweat" You douchers would be all over it for being LE ALPHA MAIL
>>69213681
The glass looks nice and the logo is cool.
>>69214117
Stop Fuck
reminds me of this https://stavvers.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/im-making-sourdough-with-my-vaginal-yeast/
>Contains femininity
Feminist should buy loads
>>69213681
Fuck this faggot planet.
>>69213681
nasty
>>69214199
No we'd be disgusted of course.
>>69214199
I don't think anyone is interested in products made with bodily fluids male or otherwise.
If the vaginal lactic acid involved is sourced from a pure virgin maiden, I shall perhaps consider purchasing this mysterious elixir.
Until then, I imbibe only the finest pussy juices.
Have we reached peak degeneracy yet?
The drink you buy when you need to spew to fit more drinks in.
>>69214198
I just became very aware of my own saliva... everything feels disgusting now
>>69213681
I have been breweing for 20+ years and my college roomate and I did this using his girlfriend for...materials....to win a bet. They are not the first, but they are clearly fucked in the head to think marketing this was a good idea.
>>69214198
>>69214117
>>69213681
>>69213681
Why are so many of these feminists obsessed with getting people to eat parts of their bodies and fluids?
Are they compensating for all the 'male tears' they've swallowed? Is it some kind of coping mechanism to assuage guilt for all the abortions they've had?
Who the fuck would wanna drink beer brewed with some coon dick hopping sluts crusty cunt batter?
>>69214061
10/10 top jej
>>69213681
as bad as that is, do you think people have always been batshit and gross and we're only made aware of the depth of it by having access to the internet?
i mean people in the medieval period fucked donkeys and stuff, probably wasn't super common but i can't say modern society is any worse (or better) than previous cultures
>>69213681
Capitalism - not even once.
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>>69214090
The worst thing is that this is coming from Poland. It was the last bastion of sense in this wicked world.
>>69213681
>>69213681
Well guys, we better start fermenting our cum just in case there's a market for this
(Outside of Sweden I mean)
>>69214430
They're mad, they think that anything from the female is "empowering." They really are disgusting. They think everything, literally everything, is "male," and that only by introducing female bodily fluids to it can it be "non-sexist" or whatever the hell goes through their minds.
It's really a look at what goes on down the rabbit hole
>>69214430
>drink male tears
>pee female sexuality
crazy how nature do dat
>>69214497
what? really?
>>69213681
Daily reminder that for there to be a supply there needs to be a demand
People will buy this
>>69214448
I think its more to do with the fact that its glorified now and in this case even marketed.
I don't understand.
Fermented milk/grains/fish/whatever is fine, as long as the bacteria responsible were never ever in a human body, if they did then it's disgusting?
What kind of logic is this?
Kden
>>69214504
There are already semen cookbooks.
> Beer with pulp.
>>69214554
Yep
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/
>>69213681
If i stick my dick in it would i lose my virginity?
>>69213681
Jesus Christ
>>69214616
do you sincerely not see any problem here
>>69213681
Despite being slightly disgusting, that's actually pretty interesting when it comes to brewing/science. Not even joking. I wouldn't drink it, but good job for whoever did it.
Motherfucker. Degeneracy never ends ,eh ?
>>69214573
>Kickstarter
Some demand, there!
Literally only weirdos who fapped to this in their strangest nightmares will be drawn to this beer, and only because some equally weird moron made the campaign to begin with
>>69214667
Jesus Christ, I want to look it up but I'm probably better off not knowing
>>69214667
And everything in it tastes like salty ketchup.
>>69214198
Cant be true
Thank you, /pol/. With this mental image, i will hunger for a week.
Surprised it is not japanese product
I would drink it. Out of pure insane curiosity and in the hope it's so gross it can cure m'y alcoholism
Also, isn't it technically cannibalism?
>>69214691
Holy fuck
>>69213736
Literally treats the woman like a product, focusing primarily on her vagina or vaginal bacteria like she's a cow, a chicken or a pig.
I mean, if I were a feminist, this would be the kinda shit I'd be against for literally objectifying and marketing a woman from a third world country.
But whatever, I'd probably lose anyway.
>>69214948
Feminists are stupid retards, they can't do critical thinking like that
>>69214198
Thanks for ruining breakfast. Anon.
>>69214198
>>69214988
Good point.
>>69215112
s-sorry
>>69213681
There are women, who can sell their bottled piss for hundreds of dollars, I don't find this surprising at all. Some cucks are just into female bodily fluids.
>>69213681
They present that like it's an accomplishment...
>>69214497
>poland
>last bastion of sense
>>69214117
>>69214700
Don't go all "i can't even". Say what the problem is.
>>69214198
>>69214117
>>69213681
If the second coming was tomorrow it wouldn't be soon enough
>>69213681
Quick guys, you have to donate or else the vaginal beer proect will not take off. I donated 1000$
>>69215315
its extracted from a woman's cunt
>>69214931
>Also, isn't it technically cannibalism?
Do you even now how beer is made ?
>>69213681
Honestly I bet they did stuff like this when Rome was in it's decay too
>>69215197
Pls guys read this one to make you feel better
>>69215541
BEER IS PEOPLE
>>69214543
>>69215516
Fuck off, test tube baby, so are normal people.
>>69215483
I'm no businessman but why are they planning such a big run? They don't even know if people will like it.
>>69214691
>€10000 EUR
>Girlfiend's bacteria
>Voucher for 60 bottles of (500 ml/16,9 Fl. Oz.) beer produced on your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria; 40 grams of the bacteria to produce home-made kefir. Additionally may require visit gynecologist in Poland or Germany.
0 claimed
Apparently they want you to pay them to use your girlfriend's vagina.
If he pulls that off, fuck it. The guy is a marketing wizard.
>>69213681
>>69214198
>>69215729
and nobody ate or blended me and drank me weirdly enough
body fluids aren't appropriate as food or drink. are they going to tip some ethanol into a urinal and sell that too?
fucking reeeeeeee reminds me that koreans distill a kind of alcohol with human feces too
>>69215792
He'll have successfully combined capitalism and cuckoldry
It's funny as much as it is degenerate
>>69215969
Piss wine is an actual thing
>>69215541
I know, I was talking about a pure technical point a view, you're consuming a product, transformed yes but, coming from another human's body
>>69215197
>women are considered beautiful creatures
What a fucking revolting gender, and I'm straight
http://www.buzzfeed.com/nothingelseis/how-to-make-a-period-cake-23pn
>>69215969
>they never bothered to ask their mormon/scientologist parents what happened to their placenta
>>69213681
the saddest part is that this will probably will a commercial success
>>69215969
It sounds like some kind of personal problem if you can't get anyone on then entire deranged Australia to drink your bodily fluids, add one more unusual thing about being an awkward test tube baby.
>>69215729
The hell
I don't drink or consume people, how are you drawing this comparison?
>make a feminine beer
>its a porter
>implying girls will ever willingly drink porter
HAHAHAH
I HOPE THEY CHOKE ON THAT SHIT
>>69213681
Isn't that a probiotic strain?
Healthy vagina beer?
>>69214198
Humanity needs to end before we learn intergalactic travel and ruin the rest of the universe.
>>69213681
Why don't we start a crowd funding program to cure meat from salts refined from sperm?
>>69215298
It makes sense
Capitalizing on the nation next to you that just happen to be the kings of cuck
I think this thread has turned me asexual
Wizardhood is suddenly a whole lot more appealing
>>69213681
I can't even
>>69216341
Are there nitrites in sperm?
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>>69216401
Can mix in a little urine too.
>>69213681
Aren't you supposed to keep lactobacillus out of beer to keep it from turning into malt vinegar? Isn't that sort of what the obsession with sterilization is about?
>>69213681
Sometimes I think Ahmed is doing the right thing blowing shit up.
>>69213681
Isn't Yoni a jewish name?
>>69216254
We get it, freak, you only drink test tube fluid and you were never allowed to touch a female cunt even your mother's at birth.
>>69216565
ISIS send help!
>>69214198
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69213681
Basically they took estrogen which is a steroid hormone from female gonads and add that to beer. It is just pervert, but I guess i would five it a shot.
>>69214198
>>69214198
Anon, what the fuck.....
>>69213681
Are they going to ship boxes with the biohazard symbol?
>>69214198
Looks like inner layer of bladder got peelled off by some accident
>>69216592
I think it means "magical cunt" or something in pooinlooish
>>69214199
swing and a miss
>>69216592
>>69217046
I think it's close enough to just be this guy.
>>69216014
Yeah, in PRISON!
What did I expect from a penal continent.
This thread reminds me of that "swedish" woman that baked bread using her own vaginal yeast.
>>69217311
Stop, please God stop.
>>69215298
>>69216358
The least cukcked country in the EU.
>>69217311
To be honest I'm quite surprised when some absolutely retarded feminist thing doesn't come from Sweden.
>>69214726
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
>paperback version is more than $20
At least the digital version is under $10
>>69213681
Somebody start WW3 already, this shit is getting out of control
>>69214117
>menstrual blood cookies
Holy fucking shit
>>69213681
I used to get called a fag for drinking pussy drinks like cocktails and such. Look who'll be drinking the pussy drink now beerfags.
>>69213681
I'd buy some if they used Melissa Benoist's lactobacillus bacteria.
>>69217589
JUST
>>69214667
yeah, an ex of mine wanted one. she was obsessed with my cum, which was fine, until she asked if she could cook with it. I drew the line there.
>>69214694
afraid so, mate.
>>69214117
I FUCKING PUKED ALL OVER MY SHIRT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69213681
Literally degenerate.
This is straight up sodom and gomorrah shit.
>>69213681
... must .... try
Some of us don't find vaginas disgusting. Beer and pussy sounds like a winning combo to me.
>>69213681
because faggs need more than spermbeer
>>69218192
It's not pussy you dumbass. It's vaginal yeast.
Do you like eating out yeast infected filthy pussy?
>>69214616
>milk/grains/fish/whatever
The problem with using human products is the list of potential pathogens can be hard to test for.
>>69218192
>Some of us don't find vaginas disgusting. Beer and pussy sounds like a winning combo to me.
It's yeast.
It's like making cookies from smegma. Would you eat that?
>>69213681
The phrase "this beer tastes like piss" is meant to be a joke.
That being said, I'd probably try it.
>>69213681
tfw you get aids or mouth herpes because the culture evolved.
also you cant drink anymore because monsanto switched all seeds
Candida albicans isn't meant to be ingested or used in the production of food products.
This should in theory breach a bunch of food/drink health standards we have in place.
But feminists really do need to stop this shit now, it's fucking vile.
>>69213681
>such beer contains femininity and sexuality.
Those are perhaps the two things I want the least in any alcohol I am drinking.
>>69214117
This is what happens when you stop humiliating women from birth, they become shameless.
>>69214199
yeah... no.
>>69214199
Tits or gtfo
This just made me sad
>>69214448
well, your cousins to the north fuck sheep even to this day, so you're pretty spot on there.
>>69214199
this is marketed at men, if someone made uncle billy's ball bag batter brew are you saying women would be climbing over each other for a bottle?
>>69216153
imagine if it becomes as successful as the most successful beers. somewhere in poland, there will be a factory, with women, thousands of them, hooked up to pumping machines by their vaginas, crying, as they are milked dry of vag juice, they pray to a god that has long since cringed and left.
>>69214244
I agree.
I can't wait to escape & get *****Out
>>69213681
What has gone so very wrong with this world?
