Always remember to follow the following hierarchy /pol/:
NEVER reply to:
Canada, EVER.
Australia
Latvia
Sweden
Finland
Peru
Argentina
Brazil
France
Turkey
Algeria
Morocco
Greece
Switzerland
China
Malaysia
Romania
Portugal
Germany
Always reply to:
United States
Japan
South Korea
Vietnam
Papal State
Jamaica
Mexico
Netherlands
Estonia
Poland
Serbia
Croatia
Ireland
Jersey
Belgium
Austria
Russia
Nepal
Norway
Bahamas
Use discretion (but probably don't reply) to:
Italy
Spain
Macedonia
United Kingdom
New Zealand
South Africa
Egypt
Columbia
Hungary
>implying you won't reply to this
>>69209590
BUILD
>>69209590
I went on vacation to your country once and lol you people are clearly meant to be day laborers for americans, it is your genetic niche
>>69209635
>>69209702
>Asshurt niggers
I wonder if I dissect these posts if I would find weed.
>>69209635
Fucking don't worry there bud I got enough darts for the boys
>don't reply to my own hat
Why on earth not?
Pic related: amerifat
>>69209745
We never got weed, only a $100B deficit :^)
>>69209590
>Tell Canadians to fuck off
>Ten thousand of them spawn from Satan;s anus to fuck over your thread
I feel you Mexico bro
>>69209915
She's not even blowing him.
Straight up bogus, dude.
>>69209590
>Mexico
>in charge of anything
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>>69209919
>anally-annihilated canadians show up in force to defend their cuck-honor
Color me surprised. This must be what it means to be jobless.
>>69210035
Selling oranges isn't a job m9
>>69210020
>Australia
>in charge of anything
Jesus christ how terrifying
>>69210020
lmao mexico
lost 80% of your country to americans
meanwhile... canada is fucking gigantic and gained territory through thoroughly dominating americans in war
>>69209590
>mfw Canada is just the United State's wife
>endowed with large tracks of land and nice but expects you to shut up
>>69209590
Thanks for the kek, pepito
>>69209590
Virginity is cock only right? Wouldn'y want to lose my cuck card
>>69209590
Reply to me please. The Mexican says so.
>>69210035
To be completely honest, I admire you Mexico. I don't know how you do it, but the fact that you still manage to shitpost without a head is impressive.
Bshd
>>69209590
mexico...heh...dont make me laugh *slight snicker escapes lips*
if you keep this up, i just might have to reveal my power level
Fuck discretion, gimme (You)s
>>69209590
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>69209590
>mexico
They say the wall grew three sizes that day.
>>69210155
Mexicans post from dial up internet. I have no idea what 4chan looks like on their flip phones or how they deal with images
>>69210248
But at least I'm not like that whore Mexico.
>>69210320
>>69210327
>they keep swimming
>>69209590
So how does it feel like to be on the other side of the Wall mexico?
Didn't know it was so easily to trigger canucks
At least they got free weed
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>>69210368
fuck you op
>>69210405
>le weed man hasn't even given us weed yet
WOOOOOOOOWIIIIIIIIE
>>69209590
Why is Brazil always mentioned negatively?
They either randomly post in threads (on topic actually), or make a thread about whatever monkey poo-flinging is going on in their own country.
fuck flags, /int/-/pol/ has to go ffs
Backlinks was a mistake
>>69210398
>>69209915
Maybe the third time will be the charm lmfao
>>69210405
It really is. Go ahead and make a thread, Mexibro. 4chan is your apple. Just talk shit about faggy Canadians and get
>guaranteedreplies.jpg
from people
>onlypretending
>>69210368
mexicans need to turn their lights off when accessing the internet to prevent the faulty wiring from burning their mud huts to the ground
You can only post in this thread if you're from an advanced economy NOT an economy based on drug smuggling, hitmen, and prepaid mobile phones
You have to go back (to Mexico)
>>69209590
I'm stoned and this thread is really funny.
Thank you for sticking up for Americans, Mexico. It seems like we get shit on all the time these days.
You know who I really hate? Portugal. Portugal is the like the Canada of Iberia. We were going after that Cruz bitch Amanda Carpenter and Portugal kept getting in the way. Just like Canada. All shills.
>>69210188
>>69210583
Nice mee-mee's, Keep saving up POsT-PoiNTS on 4chan to buy EVEN DANKER mee-mee's!
>>69210110
>and gained territory through thoroughly dominating Americans in war
Lost territory. You gave us half of Maine, Upper Michigan, Oregon and Washington. We didn't lose anything to Canada.
>>69210559
>>69210672
>being this mad that your country is a failure comparable to african shitholes
>>69210559
You can bully them all you want, but as long as the fuckers have free weed you ain't making them rage
>>69210688
>you gave us US lands
That's not even possible you retard. American education at it's finest.
>>69210688
Canada owns the obvious majority of the continent, clearly you didn't win. Also you have to live near Mexico, how's that working out
>>69210672
are you going to tell your drug dealing manlet friends about how much you triggered strangers on the internet tomorrow
>>69209635
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>>69210155
>>69210724
>>69210782
>being so tuchas-tortured that you reply to the same thread FIVE TIMES
Who knew that your cucked boipussy was worth putting up such a milquetoast defense?
"if you kill your enemies, they win"
J. T.
What does he means by this?
From up here in Canada it's very obvious that the further south you go on this planet the dumber the people get
>>69210967
>pretending you can speak English
>>69209590
Shitstorming
>>69211017
It means he wants to fix the world with hugs.
please reply
>>69210967
kek, 8/10 friend
>>69209590
And ALWAYS, if given the opportunity, respond to Best Korea.
Really, chances are, they have met an immortal god in the flesh, which leads me to think, who would win? Kim or Donald?
Gods among men.
>never reply to france
probably a good idea actually
>>69211055
Nice response, lmfao. How embarrassing. Go back to your bong. See: >>69211158
>>69211045
I'm sure you're contributing to humanity in... oh, wait... Canada... lmfao oops
>---------------------
DAILY REMINDER all other pathetic canadians ITT have responded more than 3 times due to pure, unadulterated asshurt.
I look forward to future (You)'s from this goldmine thread.
>>69211017
he means that if we stoop to their level, then we have already lost. so, we should accept as many refugees as we can, and leave the fighting to others. let them rape our women and children. let them bomb our cities. when the dust settles and the smoke clears, canada will be remembered as the valiant uncompromising pinnacle of democratic civilization that it truly is.
Remove Ireland and replace them with England and it's a good list
>>69209590
>mexico
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>>69211343
>4 times
Will you go for the high score ITT?
If you win, you get 50 gallons of bull semen from Mother France's free-range muslims.
>>69209702
""""""WAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL"""""""
no matter how many muslims we have we'll never be as dysfunctional as mexico
>>69211444
When there is 80% muslims I can promise you you will be just like Mexico.
>>69209590
Add Estonia and Mexico to the never reply to.
They're shit-brown countries
>>69211426
if there is one thing us canadians are good at, it is relentless shitposting. keep egging me on mexicunt, i dont even care. im not even mad, i am shitposting because it is what i was created to do.
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>>69211444
>7 replies from the same person
Truly pathetic. Or should i say, TRUDEAU-ly pathetic.
>>69211552
I guess when you suck so much shit at hockey, you have to pick something else right?
If you want to learn drug smuggling, mi amigos and I can teach you.
>>69211529
>60% white
>>69211565
>le ebin troll where I pretend that I didn't answer same posts 5 times
WE WAS ROMANS N SHIT.
Aside from Romania troll threads, what's wrong with replying to Romanian posts again?
>>69211495
>>69211654
>replying twice because I'm upset that I'm on the "NEVER REPLY" list
Perkele, grorious finrand will petition mothel mongoria for aid in this gleat an tellibre dishonah
>>69211565
I just had a great idea Mexico, let's purge all of Canada, that way the Mexicans who don't want to deal with cartels can live there
It solves everyones problems and makes everyone happy
Well except Canada but who gives a fuck about that dead pussy
>>69211642
>implying there is a learning process involved in inserting brick weed into your anus
when mexicos national support is drug muling, i guess theres not much to be proud of, is there?
>>69211654
>100% Mongolian
Nice meme, pisskin
>Iceland not on the list
>Headless intellectuals
Not even once
>>69211750
>spic trying to use a computer, fails at it
>spic trying to speak english, fails at it
Poetry
(A white guy in Mexico is bored and LARPs on /pol/ as a beaner)
>>69210618
Well you have no Gold reserves.... No Silver reserves.... You handed your piss poor military over to jihadists who now fly their flag above the Canadian flag...
All in all I'd says Mexico has a superior economy, once the dust settles that is
>>69211758
Don't feel bad you're not the best at anything. United States is vastly, insanely superior to Canada in hockey (and almost everything else). Whatever the US is worse at than Canada, Mexico is better at than Canada. See: smuggling.
Enjoy that Acapulco gold, Weed-man. Remember: No stems no seeds that we don't need, Acapulco Gold is some bad-ass weed.
>>69211751
This is a wonderful idea. You could send all these Hongcouver faggots to China and Quebec dickheads to France, probably without ever having to fire a shot.
>>69211923
>3 times
>can't come up with a better reply
Pottery.
>>69211999
>4 times
>2 actually replying to you
Sounds like someone is in need of attention! Don't worry, here is another reply
>>69209590
BUILD WALL
U
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>>69209590
Since when are we shitpostinf enough to be considered dangerous?
>>69211926
>8 times before figuring it out
Is it the weed or the cold that makes you retarded?
>>69211959
:^)))))amerifat thinks gold and silver reserves are worth anything
we have the worlds largest stockpile of the purest hydroponic dank my man. invest in weed now, prices are starting to get high
>>69212135
>prices are starting to get high
>>69211926
>a white guy
>in mexico
More like a spic larping as a white man larping as a spic
>>69212135
Except you don't, because Mexico does, lmao.
>Canada in charge of business
This must be why the greatest documentary about White Trash to ever be produced, Trailer Park Boys, came from Canada.
>>69212066
For a moment there i thought you're Austrian.
I'm so sorry, Anon.
>Romania
Thanks Radu.
>>69212194
Only thing mexico has is beans and severed heads, buddy.
>>69212227
Wud r u talkin abot?
Heil Hidler :DDDDDDDD
>>69212066
>w-why glorious l-l-l-Latvia on shit list?
then he posts this:
>>69212251
Pure poetry. Kill Latvians.
>Canada really thinks I might be w-white! *wipes tear from eye, looks fondly on crooked crucifix tacked to wall, farts Mexicanly*
>>69211999
United States is better at soccer than spics too
Stupid puto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5YQd8V-3mk
>>69211999
only niggers and mexicans smoke brick tier trash my friend. holding your flip phone out the window to try to connect to your neighbors wifi just so that you can shitpost on pol is not worth it my friend. go back to wringing laundry or whatever it is that mexicans do in their spare time
>>69212335
Did he forget to mention the 12 year old age of consent and the cartels?
>>69212335
Is that an implication I'm wrong?
Dont forget to give back to your community and participate in the daily shootouts.
>>69212194
>mexico in charge of business
how does it feel when your two choices of employment are working as an errand boy for the local cartel or selling ice pops from a cart on your bicycle? good luck moving out of your grandmothers shack before youre 30
>>69209590
>Mexico
>Higher in hierarchy than Sweden or Canada
>>69212565
>only two options
Dont be racist, Justin. I need my lawn mowed soon.
>>69212720
based latvia. dont forget to hide the silverware
>>69209590
Mexico lmao, I'm white I don't need any fucking replies from shitskins your opinion doesn't matter, also don't you have a fucking wall to build?
has anyone ever met a mexican tourist?
think about it. what does that tell you
is...is he gone?
>>69213001
They're all beheaded by Don Paco?
>>69213068
I think hes participating in family traditions right now, fucking his sister.
>>69209590
>Headless mexinigger
>>69213115
i think internet time in his village ended. he'll probably be back tomorrow
>>69213209
He's just probably preparing to build THE WALL.
Stop bullying poor Juan.
>>69213068
mexican things
>can't post, had to attend street race (for honor)
>neighbor had to unplug the wifi to plug in the fan, electrical fire started in village
>shitting out his countries water (drank by accident)
Wait... Whats wrong with Malaysia?
>>69213209
Yeah, while he bums some quarters to get 10 minutes of internet, it takes a while.
>>69213413
They suck at flying planes.
>>69213413
One of their two posters is the biggest autist that /pol/ has ever seen.
>>69209590
How about you fuck off wetback
>>69213515
Any example?
>>69209590
>>69209590
Finland's alright. Germany, France and Switzerland would go to discretion, maybe Brazil as well.
Vietnam, Papal State, Jamaica, Jersey, Serbia all go to do not reply. Mexico goes to discretion along with South Korea, Belgium and Nepal.
Your listing for discretion were actually pretty good, though.
>>69213515
My comics are the best thing to happen to this cesspool
>>69213594
Any of the "draw" threads.
Pure, concentrated, non-altered autism.
>>69209590
>South Africa
Why does South Africa need discretion?
I have hardly ever seen any South African shitposters.
We probably have the most based white population in the world, because your dystopian future is our current reality.
Can someone tell me what the fuck happened to Canada? Over night they went from solid bantz to the unseating Australia as king of the shitposters.
>>69213656
I'm not autistic
>>69213594
Haha, I knew that would summon him.
>>69213647
>>69213750
Trudeau getting elected did a number on them
>>69209590
Nice one mexico
>>69209590
>Is Mexican
>puts Mexicans on good teir.
>is literal retard
6.5/10 shitpost made me cringe and respond.
>>69213750
Because its 2016.
Get with the times, bigot.
>>69213646
Also Australia goes to either always reply or discretion. I'd say always because it's more fun that way, but discretion because sometimes you need to actually get shit done.
>>69211331
I don't know how you could have more smelly pickpocketing urchins than Spain, yet here (you) are.
>>69213951
Teach me how to bantz, sempai.
Did he really get beheaded?
>>69214048
Go forth and learn from the pockets of Australia
>>69214555
Tried to, all i've found was three XXXX bottlecaps, a day-old barbecued shrimp and a patch of kangaroo fur.
>>69214725
You're so close to the secret that you could stick out your tongue and taste it
all the butt blasted cucknadians itt
>>69209590
quality thread, pendejo
>implying you will reply to this
>>69209590
>hungary
>discretion
why? i mean sure, we have shitposting threads with romania but we usually contain it in that specific thread
