GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
FOX
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
shit happening nothing happens
5th for Trump
holy shit it just blew up. Anyoen see that? ?FUCKK
>>69208942
You patience will be rewarded.
https://www.rt.com/on-air/
Are we seriously not getting a sticky?
>>69208942
>Blows up
HOLY
HIJACKERS SAYS ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY HE CAN MEET A VIRGIN
I hope he gets asylum. That'd be hilarious.
HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT
MAJOR HAPPENINGS IN 4 HOURS
STAY TUNED
DEMANDED HE FLY TO ISTANBUL, CITES INSUFFICIENT FUEL SUPPLY
TRUMP CAN'T WIN
WE ARE DOOMED
PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE
EMPRESS DOWAGER HILLARY CLINTON
ALL SHALL KNEEL
BEG FOR MERCY
HEIL HILLARY!
>tfw he doesn't have a bomb
>tfw he won't blow up
>>69209038
Nothing's happening. The guy released most of the passengers and apparently just wants to seek asylum in Cyprus.
111 and the tail of the plane is blown off.
>>69208942
IT MAY NOT EVEN BE AN ACT OF TERROR, MEDIA JUST SAID IT CAN BE A MARIAGE PROBLEM. EX WIFE OF HIJACKER LIVES IN CYPRUS
Cucked sandnigger thread
Nothing's happening.
111 nothing happens
Breaking: Hijacker demands that note reaches his wife's son.
>>69209038
A sticky would be useful threads are going by really fast
Cypriot women must be perfect
BOOM
kILL ALL MUIDSLIME
>>69209067
>MAJOR HAPPENINGS IN 4 HOURS
>STAY TUNED
Just tell us. I'm tired
>>69209111
Who got
>>69209126
RT literally said that the hijacker demanded this
>>69209108
>A MARIAGE PROBLEM. EX WIFE OF HIJACKER LIVES IN CYPRUS
the ultimate kek
the ultimate cuck
the ultimate expression of love
holy fuck I cant stop laughing
>>69209108
A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES
this reporter just gave away info on how to sneak shit on the plane
>>69209116
My wife's dog*
>>69209116
This is Egypt's beta uprising.
Australia is 15 hours ahead of the US, 9 hours ahead of Egypt.
TELL US WHAT HAPPENS!!!
>>69209162
Trump is dropping out and endorsing Bernie.
any digit and ducks aren't in order.
>all these threads about hostage plane land safely
pol is fucking shit tier now.
WHY ISN'T THE HIJACKER SHOOTING THE MEN BEFORE THROWING THEM OUT OF THE LANE?
official thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qz1HecoYwo
>>69209188
*my wive's dogs
>>69209184
>this reporter just gave away info on how to sneak shit on the plane
Up da butt?
>>69209108
Modern Romeo and Juliet
Except the cunt is pussyfooting around the dying part
>>69209198
>Tfw australia knew of this happening 15 hours ago
:(
>>69209165
kek
>>69209198
>>69209198
Hijacker endorses Hillary in his letter. Trump wins the election.
HOW BIG WILL THE HAPPENING BE???
POST YOUR BETS, LADS
>>69209168
Doesn't mean it's actually going to happen. I was hoping he actually makes it.
this has nothing to do with Islam or terrorism
top reporters say this is probably a personal issue of the guy and nothing more, relax
>omg its le hapening!!11
>nothing happens
>>69209261
0 happening
>>69208942
Didn't something similar happen years back when terrorists hijacked a plane and landed it on one of the Medi islands and were planning to allahu ackbar it into france?
>Ship hijacking
>Airplane hijacking
>Bombing
>IT'S NOT YET EVEN MORNING SHOWS
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXnwOMznkg
IT'S NOT ISIS, ISIS WOULD NEVER RELEASE PASSENGERS
IT'S NOT ISIS, ISIS WOULD NEVER RELEASE PASSENGERS
IT'S NOT ISIS, ISIS WOULD NEVER RELEASE PASSENGERS
>that interview
kek
I DEMAND ASYLUMS
>>69209198
This is why Aussies have the bantz and can't be defeated
>>69209198
nothing and everything
>>69209287
He hijacked a fucking plane idiot.
>>69209108
Source?
ayy
>>69209261
Probably at least 10000 dead.
>>69209261
Suicide bomber walked off with passengers, blows himself up later while in a crowded area.
My bet.
Lol looks like wageslaves lose once again
Dying for your shitty job by being forced to stay on the plane.
>>69209237
>Except the cunt is pussyfooting around the dying part
hijacking a plane because of SUPERIOR CYPRIOT COCK KEKING HIS WIFE.
>>69208888
>>69208888
>>69208888
>>69208888
KEK HAS DECIDED OUR FATE
>>69208888
>>69208888
>>69208888
>>69208888
>>69209261
>big flash
>static
>reporter's shocking face
>ASYLUM CLAIMED BY HIJACKER
>>69209261
>comes out that hijacker didnt had shit
>he gets arrested
>extradition to egypt
>hanging
>>69208942
This donald trump meme is the funniest /pol/ meme in a long time. I just hope people realize he's not actually going to become president.
>>69209322
Well yeah, but who hasn't?
Wait wait wait...holllll up.
>muslims invade euro countries
>leach off the tax payer
>blow up London, Brussels, Paris
>fuck the women without asking
>fuck the children savagely
>fuck the livestock
>fuck each other
>shoot shit up everywhere
>hijack planes
>hijack boats and ships
>hijack trains
Media: They are the religion of peace...this poor man on the plane right now is expressing his love, lets feel sorry for him and talk with sincere tones of voice and talk about how sad and oppressed this poor fella is. Lets get him off the plane so he can fuck my ass and get a million dollars from the government.
>>69209362
>only quads
nah
#RefugeesWelcome
>IT'S A NUCLEAR PLANE
>IT'S A NUCLEAR PLANE
>IT'S A NUCLEAR PLANE
>IT'S A NUCLEAR PLANE
>IT'S A NUCLEAR PLANE
>IT'S A NUCLEAR PLANE
>>69209342
If Mudshits were smarter than an average /pol/ poster they'd be better Muslims
Or maybe they'd be smart enough to not be a stupid mudshit goatfucker.
Who knows lel
>hijack plane hoping to crash into infidel American towers
>oh fuck wtf why do domestic flights only have tiny ass amounts of fuel
>can't fly any further than ocean
>pls guys can I have fuel 2 bomb merican pig dogs here some hostages pls guys gib fuel
>>69209332
EVERY FUCKING LIVE TICKER OF NEWS PAPERS WHICH ARE REFERENCING TO CYPRUS TV.
#THANKYOUMERKEL
is this guy serious?
This guy doesn't knoa what he is doing.
>mommy issues confirmed
>Professor at University of Atlanta
NIGGA WHAT
>>69209381
read news
Last guy who had an idea like that crashed a plane in the alps
Why is the sun out? It's 4am.
This must be fake
this has nothing to do with Islam or terrorism
top reporters say this is probably a personal issue of the guy and nothing more
this guy isn't ISIS, so fuck off with your fearmongering
>>69209381
NIGGERS SHALL BE CASTRATED
>>69209422
where is the link ?
>>69209425
last minute fuck?
sounds like hijacker is a cuck and mad about if
>>69209381
I hope you realise meme magic is real and he will become president.
>>69209463
LITERALLY IN OP RETARD
>>69209445
Oh wow, Cuck ID
This just got really fucking boring
>Not terrorism
>No hostages
>No happening
The plane isn't even fucking airborne.
This is stupid, who gives a shit
>>69209344
Didn't even consider that angle, but it's hilarious.
>>69209420
Link me to one, cuz I ain't seeing it.
>>69209428
>Professor at University of Atlanta
Nigger muslim terrorists! HOLY FUCK.
>>69209381
Eh, fuck off Bernie
>>69209504
Rip Chopper. ;_;7
>>69209506
It's a beautiful anime love story you sperg
>>69209381
Fuck. I'm a Cruz missile now. Drumpf cannot le recover. Have an upvote.
>>69209425
>wife shows up
>blows everyone up
>>69209489
>ate] [Auto]
where is the link between merkel and this thing ?
>>69209445
shut up faggot Cuck
>>69209506
this
>hijack plane
>plane not even in flight yet
>release hostages
did they send their biggest pussies to do this
>>69209548
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISIS
>>69209464
if it was a last minute fuck, he would have just taken some brood from the plane, instead of letting them go. Its just some beta trying to impress his ex-whore who picked chad over him
>>69209511
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
This whole thing is a joke. He hijacked a plane, because he wants to send a letter to his wife.
this is just a guy sending a message to his ex-wife who lives in Cyprus
stop already with this Muslim hating
>HIJACKING A PLANE FOR YOUR EX-WIFE
>EX WIFE
what a cuck
Letting hostages go is literally the worst thing you can do. The amount of info authorities get about's what's going on inside is essentially signing your own death warrant.
Please be a white male
>>69209506
>The plane isn't even fucking airborne.
>No hostages
Are you implying that he would THROW a man off a plane, when releasing them was a part of his plan?
>>69209394
>only quads
>only
Abandon happening cuck confirmed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lover's quarrel?
He's going to see the limeys teeth and ask to go home
>>69209604
Cuck ID
>>69209622
I wonder how her son feels about it.
>>69209352
YES
SHE FELT THE MIGHTY GYRO PENUS
>>69209602
Ever heard of a suicide note mate?
>>69209600
and betas wonder women never date them. they're clingy desperate pyschos
>HIJACKING A PLANE FOR YOUR EX-WIFE'S SON TYRONE
What the fuck is going on here?
>>69209629
I'm hoping a sniper takes him out.
>>69209308
That would be some false flag
>>69209602
There's nothing going on on that stream.
>>69209604
Source?
>>69209548
>>wife shows up
>says No, I love my BIG BAD CYPRIOT COCK, MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR LITTLE SANDNIGGER WILLIE
>plane blows up
Fucking women.
>>69209559
a simpler way to say that would be "how is this related to Merkel?"
on the internet, people always assume "link" means "hyperlink"
>>69209636
They're not my friends.....
THE HIJACKER JUST THREW A SEVERED HEAD OUT OF THE DOOR
>Guy wants to send a message to his ex wife in Cyprus
This is now a beta uprising thread
>BREAKING NEWS: Media say #EgyptAir hijacker has handed over letter saying he wants to live in Cyprus with his wife. (EuroNews)
It's literally fucking nothing
>>69209687
only if we get footage of it
This is our boy, reportedly.
https://twitter.com/raychdigitalink/status/714721480098123777/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
http://www.firstpost.com/world/egyptair-hijack-live-hijacker-identified-as-27-year-old-egyptian-ibrahim-samaha-2701010.html
Cucks are the future terrorists.
AL QAEDA > ISIS > KEKS
>>69209200
no way
>>69209696
You're cutting me with that edge
Where the fuck are the police?
Where is the counter terrorism squad?
>wife shows up with her new Chad husband
>wife arrives
>hijacker invites her into the plane to talk
>detonates
SEVERED HEAD
>>69209738
This. Holly shit. I don't think they even noticed. They haven't commented on it
>be Egyptian
>get hijacked
Why not just send an email
It's bullshit, not happening.
>>69209796
Kek
>>69208942
Shut it down, guys.
Its probably just a bunch of kangs reclaiming their lost technology
>>69209760
thanks mr skeltal
IT'S A WHITE MALE
Funny, even Sky admitted "never trust any egyptian sources."
This is true for all arabs/jews, no matter who they are or what they say. Treat everything they say like they are carnival workers and your life will be a lot easier.
>>69209751
fucking waste of meme magic
>>69209798
haram
>>69209780
>>69209738
u wot??
proofs it
>>69209798
Old cunt looks like he wouldn't know how to.
>>69209717
Wait... hajji found r9k? Yea this will end well.....
>>69209759
Would be nice to send a message, at least.
White guy. Abandon thread
are Cyprus girls qt?
>>69209840
they cut the camera off. I think they know now.
WHITE MALE
H
I
T
E
M
A
L
E
>Egyptian
>Not black
NIGGERS BTFO
>>69209760
>27
More like 72.
Is anything new happening? Updates ?
>>69209751
>How can I get the authorities to let me be with my wife
>HIJACK A FUCKING PLANE
how stupid is this goy
>>69209873
>Egyptian
>White
Uh,what?
>>69208942
Is this gonna be another thing like with the French airliner that got hijacked? The special forces will storm on in, and all that stuff?
>>69209827
Yes "4 foreigners" already BS. Sky saying 8 brits 10 americans
"I got us a plane, baby"
SEVERED HEAD
>Greeks
>White
are we gonna have another George Zimmerman
>oh didn't you know that White Males are the real terrorsits? I mean come on! look at egpyt! it's the same as ISIS
>>69209760
AIDS Vince McMahon confirmed
>gypo
>white
>>69209904
This guy>>69209760
Just wants asylum for him and his wife
>>69209902
It's the media
Don't believe it
>>69209867
bullshit
>>69209760
>pics out of the plane
this guy is hilarious
Holy Guacamole!
Did anybody else see him throw that Severed Head out the window?
>Hi-jacker releases Americans
>Explodes and kills the Brits
> UK Prime minister apologizes to Egypt for plane damage
>white
>white
white
>white
>>69209921
We wuz British n shiet.
>>69209989
>>69209956
post webm
>>69210005
SO CLOSE
>>69209945
"It's only an EgyptAir baby I'm sorry, but we can work on it, do it up real nice"
>>69209989
proof?
>>69210036
This
>>69210005
so close
I can't wait until the gayreek wife is basically black
>>69209198
Australia IS DIED
THEY JUST DEAD IN MASSIVE SPIDER CROCODILE INFERNO
SHIG
>tfw I Missed the severed head
>>69210036
This
72 VIRGINS IS CODE FOR 72 CHILDREN
>"Every gippo get off the plane, only foreigners are worth bargaining for."
lol
severed head confirmed on twitter
Israel on border watch
Will it happen???
>>69209992
sounds right desu.
davey cameron is a pie
>>69210053
just look at
>>69209956
would an Aussie lie to you?
>>69210013
>Gypsies
>White
This thread is now officially cancer
>>69209866
Yes they are ;)
>>69209548
Holy kek, I would cry with laughter
ПPO3OПIKA TA KINHTPA TOY AEPOПEIPATH
Initially wanted to fly to Turkey -RT
>>69210117
speak english
nobody understands your Mountain Glyphs
>>69209751
niggers are stupid.
https://youtu.be/SnBkH_UuxcI
>>69210117
CYKA BLYAT
severed head is just kikes shitposting
why did John Kasich hijack a plane?
>>69208942
There are too many happenings happening lately.
If you go to any of these shit countries you're a moron at this point and if you get killed it's probably natural selection in action.
HE SAID FLIGHT PLAN!!!!!!!
>>69210113
>>69209548
>But he's not the hijacker... I am
>Throws severed head out of plane
>Wife walks in
>Blows up
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING MY GOODNESS
>>69210179
i'm not a kike.
I wonder if I could hijack a bus and get asylum in Nevada?
>Wants to send message to his wife.
Message is BOOM. Dubs has spoken
If Jeb was president none of this would have happened
This is your fault /pol/
>>69210117
ΓΙΑΤΙ ΓΡΑΦΕΙΣ ΕΤΣΙ;
Ι
Α
Τ
Ι
oh come on, if this was a Hollywood movie about a white guy who does this, you would be saying it is a great idea
but if it happens and it's a brown man, boohoo, ISIS TERRORISM KILL ALL MUSLIMS!!!!!!!
>>69210179
>kikes
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, anon.
Are the 3 Brits and the Irishman still on board. L-LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!
>>69210216
exactly what a kike would say. KIKE!
>>69210229
PLEASE LAND THE PLANE. - Yeb
>>69210242
C U C K
I D
>>69210242
Look at this brown skin defending the insane actions of other brown skins. What a typical brown skin.
>>69209125
Sky News said it was a letter, didn't see if it was actually a severed head or not
>>69210242
it would be considered romantic
>>69210242
You're still not white
>>69210242
>argentina
>white
POST WEBM
>POST WEBM
POST WEBM
>POST WEBM
POST WEMB
>POST WEBM
>>69210228
>>69210273
Fucking fail
>>69209425
I don't know who I should blame more for wanting the authorities to put a bullet in her head right in front of him: poll or muslims themselves.
Hi-jacker looks like Ted Cruz's dad.
>27 years old
>looks like grandpa
Wot?
>hijacks plane
>threathens passengers
>with an explosive belt
>lands in Cyprus
>asks for asylum
I don't fucking know what to think anymore
FOX NEWS JUST REPLAYED THE SEVERED HEAD
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>could be US citizen
no o o o oo
>>69210242
This is why you don't have the Olympics.
Has he started the fire?
>US citizen
>>69210242
white man doesn't kill me because I'm white
brown man will target white
>>69210229
>Jeb mumbles and pulls miniature turtles out of his pockets and hands them to the terrorists.
>Shocked by Jeb's act of kindness, they vow to cease all acts of terror, adopting the turtle as their new symbol of peace.
In another world Anon.
Another world.
'Xd
>>69210340
CHRISTIAN EXTREMISM ON THE RISE
PAPA RATO CONFIRMED AS HIJACKER
EGYPTIANS OFFICIALS SAY THAT THERE ARE CONCERNS THAT THE HIJACKER HAS REAL EXPLOSIVES WITH HIM
>>69210322
fucking get!
>>69210371
fuck off
webm or it's fake
>>69210358
Merkel is gonna grant him somehow.
>>69210358
>Inb4 Sweden takes him in
>1 Irish 2 brits and 1 Italian
Letter in Arabic thrown onto tarmac
Crew still on board for possible takeoff
Ibrahim intended destination was Istanbul
>>69210340
Hijacker confirmed for Ted Cruz. Heidi left him after he shagged Amanda.
Surely Trump drove him to do this
DR PAVEL CONFIRMED
>>69210301
Letter was attached to severed head
News tries to convince everyone it's a peaceful way to send a text message in the modern age when you're too poor for first class Wi-Fi
>Have to hijack plane to get wife's attention because she is too busy getting foreign cock
>KEK CONFIRMED
WE WUZ HIJACKED AND SHIEET
>>69210357
Seriously, looks 50+
He's a doctor
wtf
Allah knows these Mooselims fucked up
confirmed a doctor
>Dr. Pavel
>>69210428
Please, the only thing that's explosive is the hijacker's marriage.
So is the head real or not?
>>69210460
this
>>69210469
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
aaaand back to weather, not that it matters since nothing's happening
>>69210486
HELLO SANDNIGGER. CONTROL YOUR FARM ANIMALS.
>Doctor
DR. PAVEL?
Dr Pavel
this is pretty romantic. /pol/ is just racist. If this was a movie starring a white mane like Ben Affleck, you all fags would love it.
>>69210504
POO IN LOO
Hey boys
>>69210460
no way
mother Merkel will welcome him with open arms and give him accommodation, a car and weekly trips to the theme park
>>69210399
>IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE
>>69210399
who dat is?
>>69208942
Funny really.
Doctors have an abnormally high ratio, of becoming involved with militant activity, in the middle east anyway.
>>69209155
gibs
>He may be a vet
A combat veteran? Maybe he thinks he's the real life Punish-
>A doctor of veterinary medicine
Oh.
>>69210474
Kek
worst happening ever
it's literally just a cuck
>>69210566
>If this was a movie starring a white mane like Ben Affleck, you all fags would love it.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
7 5 0 0
5
0
0
>this hijacking is not related to terrorism
How fucking stupid are these people
>>69211253
Well seeing as the hijacker's only demand is to see his estranged wife, it would seem you are the stupid one
>>69208942
what's the current status of happening?
>>69212864
probably is <0
Guy was a college teacher that only wanted to talk to his wife
- Typical tumblr feminist
You see, this is the year 2016, not the 1960s. Women USED to be oppressed, they were paid less, were not given as many chances as men, they were not able to vote, abort, and they were mostly stay-home moms. I am glad that in the past, feminism rose and women were given equal rights to men. Women have a choice now, and that is great.
Now in the present, there is NO need for feminism in the U.S., women can do whatever they want, they have a choice.
BUT WOMEN GET PAID LESS THAN MEN, TO BE MORE SPECIFIC 77 CENTS FOR EVERY DOLLAR A MAN EARNS! #HillaryClinton2016
- Typical modern feminist argument
First of all, have you ever looked at work statistics? Probably not. Look it up, women tend to work as teachers, secretaries, nurses, and pediatricians; and some women usually work less hours than men (http://www.aol.com/article/2010/07/27/where-women-work/19566630/). Obviously men overall earn more money than women because of the jobs they take and the amount of hours they work. If a woman is a surgeon and works 10 hours daily, she will earn more money than a man that is a sociologist and works for 8 hours. When some feminists bring the "wage gap," their statistic is correct because it measures the average of all men and women that work at every job, then the statistic shows how that, usually, for every dollar a man earns, a woman earns 77 cents. And as I said before there is a variety of factors why someone (not necessarily men or women) earns less than others.
IDS HABBIDINGS
>>69213960
wrong thread lad
