GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
FOX
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
>>69210499
first for explosions
>>69210499
IS IT A FUCKING WHITE MALE?
>>69210522
fifth for happening
>HE IS A DOCTOR
>DR PAVAL CONFIRMED
>>69210499
>BY ISIS
really ?
BLOW UP ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGER.
D R
P A V E L
E D I T I O N
Just got here, watching the news.. Is it really confirmed ISIS?
wtf is happening, I just woke up to take a piss
>INTENDED DESTINATION ISTANBUL
>TRUMP TOWER ISTANBUL
>INTENDED DESTINATION ISTANBUL
>TRUMP TOWER ISTANBUL
>INTENDED DESTINATION ISTANBUL
>TRUMP TOWER ISTANBUL
>>69210499
>>69210586
THAT'S A LOT OF DEDICATION FOR A DIVORCED MAN
I don't think the happening is on
White niggers did this
>Pavel
Confirmed for poo in loo
>wife ran away to Cyprus for foreign men
Confirmed for cuckold
Meme magic strikes again. Praise Kek \o/
>>69210499
I figure if he was serious, he would have blown it up midair
KEKED DR PAVAL BLOWS UP PLANE
>>69210604
nah, some bloke has a 'bomb' and took the plane to cyprus.
His ex wife lives there and he has asked for her to come to the airport
He has also asked for asylum and a translator
>dead mudshits
lol who cares
>>69210560
HES FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>69210499
>Hijacker is a cuck
JUST
>>69210647
He was trying to get it all the way to Istanbul.
Ibrahim's intended destination was Istanbul
Letter thrown onto tarmac, Arabic farewell to wife
Crew still on board for possible take off
>landed in cyprus
> refugee confirmed
Could this shit be any more boring?
>>69210646
She could not resist the souvlaki
Mooselims
What's with all the low level meme magic recently? First that shit-tier shooting in DC now this cuck capturing an airliner and letting everyone go.
>@AFP EgyptAir hijacker demands to see estranged Cypriot wife: govt official
this guy
He's a fucking COW DOCTOR.
>>69210499
SUSPECT IDENTIFIED
>>69210707
He's possibly a veterinarian according to Sky news.
He's probably the local goat virginity inspector.
>>69210499
eh nothing will happen not worth it
>>69210733
Do not let your faith in Kek waiver. He has a meme fuelled plan for the world.
Serious question, would /pol/ have been happier if this guy killed everyone on board and flew the plane into a skyscraper?
>>69210777
first
>>69210777
KEK BE BLESSED!
Why are all the streams stuck on a loop now?
This is lame.We need more magic. We deserve better than this.
>>69210710
U habe ADD, kid. Instant gratification can be had at >>>>>>/b/
>>69210799
yes
>>69210707
>hijack a plane to get asylum
That's a new move. Holy shit hilarious.
>>69210799
Yep
>>69210799
Honestly? Yep.
>>69210733
maybe we've been memeing cuckoldry too hard?
This has to be the most cucked "terrorist" in the history of terrorism.
He literally hijacks a plane, lands before his real destination, lets everyone off the plane, and so far it seems like the whole point of the ordeal was to send a letter to his ex-wife.
Also he's 27 but looks near 80.
>>69210799
I think just killing everyone wouldve been fine, bonus points if he had landed that plane by himself too
>>69210777
FIRST FOR PRAISE
LOW IQ
O
W
I
Q
There'll be another bombing this week week probably be patient lads
WE WUZ HIJACKED AND SHIEEEEET
#notallrefugees
>>69210799
I don't know about all these edgy 10 year olds, but I definitely wouldn't have been happier that way.
boring terrorist is boring
i think the burj dubai will be attacked by a hijacked plane soon
>I WANT TO SEE MY EX WIFE'S SON
Terrorism not behind todays events.
FUCKING LIBERALS
>Hijacks plane to see his ex-wife
Hmm, are we sure he isn't swedish?
>>69210499
THIS IS BORING
>>69210949
>Bernie Sanders supporter takes over plane after finding out after DNC Super Delegates
>Literally my wife's son
>>69210799
>asking if we'd rather have a plane crash with no survivors
>no one died
>>69210799
Do you even need to ask?
Okay, this dude needs to blow the fuck up already or get his brain matter painted all over the cabin - this shit is getting old.
>>69210651
>He has also asked for asylum
Let him blow up, I don't care how many people die.
He just wanted to fuck his wife
>>69210799
Yes.
Dafuq?
https://www.flightradar24.com/F900/93d88a2
>>69210826
They haven't confirmed if he wants asylum yet could be bullshit
why would someone waste a happening
you got to the point where its a happening, why stop there?
is light terrorism the new attention-whoring?
couldn't he have just booked a flight to cyprus?
What is going on here?
>>69210921
alot of terrorist financers run through dubai but possibly
Speaking of islamics
What ended up being the deal with this story?
http://www.vvng.com/report-of-15-men-with-guns-detained-at-deep-creek/
https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/1086
Has screen shots of original happening and photos
And why does one of the arrested "terrorists " look so Damn familiar?
One anon said he looks like the belgium bomber
>>69210799
Wtf is wrong you man!
It's time.
>>69210499
It is not IS. A guy wants his divorced ex wife who lives in Cyprus to come back to him.
>>69210949
>>69210979
>>69211000
>asks for asylum and to see his wife's son
>feds tell him no
>faint "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" in the distance heard
>Muslims are cucks now
Fuck, where are we going to get more happenings from?
>>69210499
This happened over 2 hours ago. We've already had countless shitposts about it. Nothings happening, nobody cares. Go back to bed Americunt.
>>69211080
3rd from left. Looks very familiar
American citizen?...
>>69210499
he wanted to go to istanbul, but then ends up where his ex-wife is?
HMMMM, sounds like some grade a bullshit right there
>>69211057
basically showing what they can do maybe
>>69211212
yea doesnt really make sense
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
7 5 0 0
5 0 0 7
0 0 7 5
0 7 5 0
OFFICIALLY NOT RELATED TO TERRORISM.
Like Brussels, and Paris.
it's not terrorism.
we can all go to sleep now/
OFFICIALLY NOT RELATED TO TERRORISM.
ONLY RELATED TO LOVE.
Not terrorism confirmed
Fuck, we struck out goys
YOU´RE EMOTIONALLY COMPLEX
AND YOU
HAVE PROVED
TO BE
A REAL HUMAN BEING
AND A REAL HERO
>Cuckjacked
>>69211259
>>69211261
>uses terror to get what he wants
>not terrorism
Lol fuck off.
Daily reminder that 3rd world cucks like this can get bombs on planes.
This happening is like a really bad anime. He just wants his true love.
So, the Cypriot President just declared hijacking a plane isn't an act of terrorism.
WAR ON TERROR OVER
WAR ON KEKS NOW
>vetinarian science professor
JUST
U
S
T
>>69210799
Ofcoursh
>vet doctor
>wants to meet ex wife
>steals plane
>lands
>let all the passengers go
>still threatening to blow the plane
>post yfw this is a diversion tactic for a real terrorist hijacking
>>69210586
THEY'RE DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS
LOOK AT WHAT OUR INHUMANE ASYLUM POLICY IS DRIVING PEOPLE TO
OPEN THE BORDERS NOW!!!!
Wait what? The guy literally just screamed "theres bombs on this plane, everybody do what I want" midair?
Sisi is going to boil this poor fucker in oil
>some hijackers were educated at American universities
Gee Surely all the enlightenment and education in progressive tolerant ideas couldn't have made them more devout and liberal could it have? Couldn't have proven to them America is the epicenter of immorality and degeneracy—a world cancer worth waging holy war against.
>>69211461
Would make a pretty good romcom desu
>>69211519
kek
>>69211527
Made him a beta
>>69211514
It's successful 9 times out of 11
>>69211527
*anti-liberal
>>69211575
kek
I'm closing this tab and the news stream guys
>>69210799
I've been hoping for another 9/11 for years now.
>>69211575
Gentlemen.
>DC shooting earlier was low energy and nothing happened
>This is another false alarm
Third time's always the charm.
Get hyped for a real happening soon. Can you feel it?
If a random cuck can hijack a plane why hasn't ISIS done 9/11 2 Electric Boogaloo yet.
Woke up from a dream which had news headlines saying 'Düsseldorf'. What could this mean?!
>>69211615
delet this
This man is based tbqh
>>69211484
I hope so, this one's boring as fuck so far
>>69211461
Best LN in years.
>>69211645
This was an egyptian domestic flight though.
Seriously, I am just sitting here and laughing tears
>>69211647
That you aren't British enough to want to dream about Dresden burning down
>>69211645
They will after seeing this.
>>69210717
mooselimbs
>>69210814
Anyone care to explain why all sources are showing the same loop over and over now?
>>69211645
Shhhhhh
They really can't give in easily bc you'll have niggers jumping out of trees in africa to hijack planes and demanding flights to to mother merkel in germany for gibes me.
>>69211753
nothing else to show
Can another 9/11 happen?
>>69211615
>Iran
lel
>>69211753
So as to not tip the guy off on police activities.
>>69211785
september 11th 2111?
>>69211785
You should know
>>69211785
Yes
Sunnies or Shias could do a bombing at mecca
The stampedes alone after the bombing would kill 500+
>>69211785
I know you would like that Ahmed, but plane security has been strengthened about 1000 times since then.
Also, there's 2 secret air marshals on each flight who are trained to bring sandnigs like you down without hesitation or remorse.
>>69211178
those manboobs tho.
>>69211699
kek
http://world.liveuamap.com/en/2016/29-march-egypts-burj-alarab-airport-hijacker-dr-ibrahim-samaha
Also, a high-class jet left Turkey, straight towards where this hijacked plane is currently at. It rerouted last minute and landed not far away, at the same time the "Live" feed started looping...
https://www.flightradar24.com/F900/93d88a2
>>69211785
Thanks to the existence of people like you, yes.
"not related to terrorism?" Can I tell a pilot I have a bomb and demand flight to Switzerland and villa on lake Geneva and I'm not a terrorist?
>>69211909
Call me when something happens, I need to get some sleep so I can pick up wife's son from basketball practice tomorrow
>>69210499
>Did the "hijacker" have control of the aircraft?
No.
Not hijacking, just another deluded Muslime.
>>69211888
The air marshals are isis
>>69211728
Moo slims
>>69211987
Take the car and not the plane
>>69211865
>The stampedes alone after the bombing would kill 500+
there were 2,000 kill in stampedes this year alone. 500 is an average year in mecca for the "haj." There's a video on Jewtube of a White female muslim convert from texas going on haj (a college professor in texas who needed her 16 year old son's permission to go, not kidding, it's hysterical)
>>69211958
Apparently so, as ling as you're Muslim.
If this nigger wanted to talk to his estranged wife then why not just take a plane direct to Cyprus? Why fucking hijack anything?
This guys reasoning stinks, there's gotta be more to it than that.
>>69210499
>British intelligence says that the guy is not an terrorist, he is just an idiot. Terrorists are dangerous not stupid
These people and their bantz
>>69211987
Will do senpai. You take good care of tyrone
>>69212094
He's going to det when she gets onboard.
>>69211931
>Also, a high-class jet left Turkey, straight towards where this hijacked plane is currently at. It rerouted last minute and landed not far away, at the same time the "Live" feed started looping...
>https://www.flightradar24.com/F900/93d88a2
where do you find shit like this ?
>>69212094
Maybe he got really fuckin horny mid-flight
>>69212094
Yes, and the fact he's a US citizen precludes any asylum arguments. This is a diversion
>>69211615
Chetori dadash?
>refugee hijacks plane
>Dr. Pavel
what the fuck guys
what the fuck
>>69212094
Sexual emergency.
>>69211688
don't forget what's the best story
>>69212052
Standard ticker
>>69212224
Getting caught was part of his plan. He expects his wife in the wreckage.
>>69212187
>C0KWIT
praise kek
ITS A WHITE MALE
>>69212094
there is something wrong with this guy. You can overreact on everything, but there should be a limit.
![c0b8e799e13ee7963b6b6892a8d4de2d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SWOsIDy.png "c0b8e799e13ee7963b6b6892a8d4de2d[1].png")
>>69210499
>Egyptian national named Ibrahim Samaha, 27
>white middle aged man
Western propaganda lying while you have the evidence in front of your faces.
Your racist Islamophobia is deceiving your eyes.
>>69212233
My wife's son's father just called and said he got tied up at the airport and she has to go pick him up.
Should I be concerned?
WE WUZ FUCKING A WHITE MALE
This is some cia shit. Nothing will happen. It was an extraction. The "attacker" isn't even on the plane anymore.
>>69212343
>>69212362
Looks like a middle-aged Muslim to me kin.
Should I get in here or is it fantasy?
>>69212430
Yeah, that's no white male you faggots
>>69212339
>there is something wrong with this guy. You can overreact on everything, but there should be a limit.
>>69212339
Stop being racist, Australia, it's a cultural difference. In muslim culture hijacking a plane is perfectly reasonable.
>>69212343
yasir please
>>69212343
>Arabs
>White
Pick two,they are Caucasian.
beta uprising, he is a love sick cuck
>>69212234
Finds a way.
The hijacker had beef with his ex wife apparently. Nothing to go with religion
Muslim version of a supreme gentleman.
EGYPT OFFICIALS
This guy is not a terrorist, he is just an idiot
>>69212570
But he's literally a terrorist.
>>69212570
It's like they are provoking him.
>>69212598
why ?
>>69212570
So we can now hop on planes with explosives and say "give me what I want now" and not be terrorists. Wicked.
>>69210651
Lol I'm in Cyprus now, place is literally paradise. Poor man just wants to talk to her ex wife and probably Thot it was a grand romantic gesture. Also no one needs a translator here, everyone speaks English in cyprus
>>69212570
>it's just a personal issue bro! Stop being so afraid!
>>69212558
His wife moved to Cyprus
He couldn't throw a rock that far
>>69212632
Because he used terror to get his way.
>>69212570
>"Is it terrorism if one threatens to bring down a plane?"
>>69212632
study english more often
hmm
chances of an egyptian being a mudslime? 70-80%
chances of a non-mudslime wearing a suicide belt? 0?
HAI GAIS, ITS NOT TERRORISM I SWEAR!!
EVEN THOUGH HE THREATENED TO BLOW UP THE PLANE AND KILL EVERYONE!!!
BIGOTS
>>69212498
>Pick two,they are Caucasian.
We haven't had an actual Swede here in months, we chased them all away by calling them cucks.
All we get are "14 year old" akmeds bored and wasting time until Swedish kindergartens let out and they can go look for a girlfriend.
>>69212570
He may not be an Islamic ideologue, but hijacking a plane is an act of terrorism. But we're getting the ramblings of talking heads here, not the truth.
>>69212664
Just baneposting
>>69212632
Attempting to hijack a plane is terrorism, even if it's for a retarded reason.
Just because he's a moron and failed doesn't mean he's not a terrorist.
And this is even assuming the Egyptians are giving the full story behind his true motivations.
He's caught and the threat is over, so they can basically lie and say whatever they want.
>Nothing to see here. He's not a terrorist. He just wanted to see his wife. Lel, isn't that just kooky? XD
>>69212696
Dont cry Ahmed, your time to blow up will come
>>69211362
Hijacking a plane by itself isn't without a political goal
>>69211153
what the flying fuck is that sword?
is that how dragon 2h look now?
>Cyprus
And thats why they call you the boss
>>69212681
>>69212664
>>69212660
>>69212755
so you go in a plane, with no weapons, no explosives, literally nothing, you just say you want this plane to flight to Cyprus you are a terrorist ? He never threatens to blow up the plane.
>>69212762
oy vey
delete this racism!
>>69212570
that's like saying he's not a criminal because he's not a mobster
>"Somehow, there's always a woman involved in those kind of affairs"
>Casually laughs
Jesus christ, the president of Cyprus is busy meming now
>>69212776
There used to be a lot of hijackings pre 9/11 that resulted in people safely landing in Cuba. It's even widely agreed 9/11's victims were not confrontational because up to then the governments advice was to just let te criminals have the plane because why would anyone kill themselves willingly?
This was before we saw the true barbarity of the common Muslim
THE FLIGHTPLAN I JUST FILED WITH DAESH
LISTS ME MY MEN BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
>>69212850
>He never threatens to blow up the plane.
No shithead, he just politely asked the pilot and he did it bc he liked his shirt.
HE didn't say, to quote CNN, "I'm going to blow up this plane." Sick of landing at JFK, easier for me to land at newark. Maybe next time I'll just ask the pilot?
>>69212850
Obviously he had some kind of weapon. You don't take over a plane by asking politely.
Egyptians are notorious liars and propagandists. Take everything they say with a grain of salt.
>>69212929
>WITH DAESH
Just outed yourself as a shitskin. ISLAMIC state. ISLAMIC, ISLAMIC, ISLAMIC.
>>69212879
>youre an organ donor. I didn't want to be one but my wife made me
>i always tell him "it's just like a woman, even when you're dead she still wants to rip your heart out of your chest"
>>69212929
>DAESH
Kill yourself, mudslime.
>>69213010
Cyprus, do you feel in charge?
>>69213010
>>69212879
cyprus confirmed next member of the funposting league
>>69212929
Schluchtenscheißer fucked it up again
Imagine ISIS hijacking an A380 and crashing it into Mecca during prayer.
Would be something to see...
>>69213042
>>69213005
MAYBE I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD CALL ISLAMIC STATE ISLAMIC
>>69212850
He obviously hijacked the plane using some sort of threat.
Are you being stupid on purpose or something?
>>69213117
>MAYBE I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD CALL ISLAMIC STATE ISLAMIC
You're still going back, Akmed. You can banepost at mosque in Raqqa.
>>69212850
For every reason you mentioned that's why this reeks of a hasty coverup. TOTALLY NOT TERRORISM GUYS JUST GIVE US SOME TIME TO COOK UP A COVER STORY! Of course they want to downplay terror as much as possible in an Islamic Theocracy like Egypt.
>>69213123
You don't know that. He might have asked nicely. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
>>69213175
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
>>69213051
You think laziness is your ally? I was born in it, moulded by it... I didn't work until I was a grown man by then it was merely PAYING DEBNTS
>>69213181
why would cyprus be so willing to help with that narrativw though?
>>69212724
Not even trying to address my point
>>69213123
well there is a reason why there are air marshalls on bord, when you fly to the USA. When there was an air marshall on this flight, this would not have happened.
>>69213105
why would they attack their prayer cube?
>>69211638
Apple Valley
>>69213105
That makes as much sense as a Roman Catholic blowing up the Vatican.
>he was a dual citizen American-Egyptian
>he released all but the crew and 5 foreigners
>he allegedly hijacked the plane not for terrorism but over his ex-wife
>>69213074
If I bant you, will you cry?
>>69213236
What does that have to do with the fact that this is an act of terrorism?
>>69213252
some inter faith beef they have some saudi issued fatwas on isis and they arw butthurt about it
https://www.flightradar24.com/C130/93dacad
Inbound.
>>69211773
>>69213252
Some mudslimes think any kind of idolatry is heretical. Quite a lot actually want to hit Mecca.
>>69210799
after some consideration he should throw 1 man out of a plane without shooting him
it's current year after all
>>69212777
Can't tell from angle. Looks like darklight or a zgs, but i havent played in years.
>>69213229
Cyprus is like 30% Muslim.
>>69213307
that this kind of things happen every week. Is every drunken passanger who forces the plane to land a terrorist ?
>>69210662
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
>>69213205
I would have honestly been so happy to hear he told the pilot his situation and he was like "FUCK IT IM DOING THIS FOR LOVE" and just flew to Cyprus for him
>>69210499
Ppl thinking this was terrorist attack are worse than actual terrorists desu (specially white males)
>>69213105
>ISIS bombing itself.
That would be hilarious.
>>69213403
>that this kind of things happen every week
No it doesn't.
>Is every drunken passanger who forces the plane to land a terrorist ?
If he uses threats, yes.
