GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>69206106
MOTHER OF GOD
Keep it in one thread you fucking autists.
>>69206106
Shit, it's real. Sending likes and "f"
>>69206106
Currently known:
>55 passengers, 7 staff (at beginning, could be up to 82 people)
>Currently one known hijacker
>Hijacker may have suicide bomb vest
>Hijacker may also have pistol
>Women and children released
>Egyptian nationals released
>10 Britistani
>8 Burgers
>No fries confirmed
>All but crew and 4 foreigners currently released
Hijacker to send an envelope with 4 pages written in Arabic to a woman living in Cyprus. Name given to the authorities.
ETHNIC RUSSIAN BOIZ
What the fuck is this/these nigger's endgame?
IS HAPPENINGS?
>>69206452
calm the fuck down you sperg
>post yfw they send 3 pigs on the plane with "1" "2" and "4" painted on each of them
>>69206668
Global Caliphate
>>69206621
>its a romcom episode
>>69206613
what are they doing!?
are they seriously in it for the plane?
Brussels will be radioactive in one hour
screencap it lads
SAY IT WITH ME
BUILD
do you think the hijacker only kept the kuffars on board?
it would make sense
>>69206668
The establishment of a global caliphate. Alhamdulillah.
HAVE BOMBS BEEN CONFIRMED?
>>69206106
>>All but crew and 4 foreigners currently released
r u muslim ? Ok go
r u muslim ? ok go
r u muslim ? stay, you die like Jesus toady.
>>69206668
letting all the passengers out
"Most passengers of hijacked plane the landed in Cyprus have been freed local media reports. Add only crew to be left onboard with hijacker"
Possible forced takeoff?
Send in Mossad
If this is ISIS, the fuckers are getting desperate.
>>69206106
ITS FUCKING REAL
>>69206106
Why would he force the plane to land? What kind of a hijacking is that? Weak!
Maybe this mofo is trying to pull atention off something big? Holyshit they are going for nuclear reactors in FRANCE!!!! SCREENCAP THIS!
>>69206728
They're doing it for free
this is boring when does the fun start?
>>69206452
Oh boy.
POST YFW NOT HAPPENING
FUCKING OBAMA
>>69206725
lmao
Here we go lads
>>69206741
Threatening to explode a suicide vest
Women commentators are complete shit. They talk a lot and don't say shit
>all passengers released
>plane landed
fuck
>>69206768
They thought it was a toyota PU
>>69206774
It was a short domestic flight. Probably low on fuel by the time it got to Cyprus.
>>69206106
F to everybody on board.
>>69206759
Why? They'd only end up killing the American citizens.
>>69206774
Needed more fuel because >>69206838
I need a morning happening!
>tfw you're cheering for a happening from the safety of your basement while these hostages are going through the worst experience of their life
>>69206785
F O R
R
E
E
>10 Americans on hijacked plane
well shit
>>69206842
leaked audio from inside the plane : THE FLIGHT PLAN I MADE WITH THE IMAM INCLUDE ME , MY BROTHERS , DR MOHAMMED HERE AND ONLY 10 OF YOU ! TELL ME ABOUT THiANGE , WHATS THE BEST SPOT TO BREAK THE REACTOR ??
This guy is probably a freelance ISIS fighter, or a wannabe without a bomb. He has no endgame.
He is going to demand more passengers and then let them out at the next airport.
He is making his own airline!
>>69206888
HOLY SHIT
>>69206819
Aye, it's the same with writing.
Prolixity is a crime
>>69206890
>traveling in the middle east with an American passport
>>69206891
uh oh
sauce?
>>69206774
it's all just a distraction for another op
Landing the plane, these so called hijackers are extremely low energy - very sad!
>>69206891
ARE U KIDDING ME
i can GUARANTEE you nothing will happen. Just another boring hostage situation...
>>69206881
>implying i'm in my basement
>>69206846
Are you on a surf board?
>hijack plane
>land and release all the hostages
But why
>>69206881
>I didn't choose to go to an Arab shitehole
>>69206888
HEIL
>>69206888
>>69206888
KEK WILLS IT
>>69206941
>Just another boring hostage situation...
but that's wrong
What are the chances we get a sticky for this, like we got for first half day of Brussels?
>>69206957
sick get
>>69206891
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A KUFFAR!
>>69206957
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
>>69206888
Thank you, fellow Canuck, for your contribution of to Kek's ensuing wrath.
>>69206957
7 winnahhh
>>69206920
>even Belgians are better at sarcasm than Americans
The colonies were a mistake.
>>69206932
He ignited the bomb, but there were no fatalities. Not enough energy!
okay the hijackers let the passengers get their cabin luggage lol wtf is going on???
It's okay guys, terrorism has no religion.
>>69206888
death to all ISIS
>>69206621
Beta uprising confirmed
If she says no, he blows
>4 foreigners not released
>>69206891
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN HIJACKED PLANE
>>69206873
>b-but ISIS kills mostly other muslims!
That is an indicator of how much they value not only lives of their fellow mudslimes, but how expendable the life of anyone that isn't a mudslime.
>>69206993
Zero seeing as its already ogre
>>69206949
Nah mate, it's a politics board.
IBRAHIM SAMAHA
CONFIRMED
What nationality are the foreigners? They gonna start some happenin up?
>>69206958
Diversionary tactic
The real habbening is coming soon
>>69207036
>terrorism has no religion.
>plane hijacked
>plane crashes in mecca
>TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION!
they getting off plane
>>69206941
any muslim shit close to europe has high stakes now
>>69207031
Because some of the "hostages" are terrorists and have fun in their luggage. Getting everyone to carry a bag makes it less suspicious?
>>69207049
Only 4 foreigners aboard.
>>69206757
That's what I'm thinking. Refuel, force the pilots to bring them to ISIS territory with the hostages, exchange them for whoever they want.
>>69206888
>>69206969
HABBENING
Do we think he plans to take off again? Is this why he kept the crew?
someone call skynews and say you are one of the released hostages and drop the bane meme
I work in a high tower, am I doomed?
>>69206106
>Plane already landed
>>69207060
>Over
Nope, still has 4 foreign hostages and the plane crew
ONE OF THE FOREIGNERS NOT RELEASED IS A JP MORGAN BANKER
>People taking their luggage with them
What.
>>69207008
Oh really? I thought it was really going to work. Damn I'm such a newfag fagboy autist cuckster foolio durrr
>>69207148
Source?
>>69206888
The Cypress authorities blow up the plain with missiles to deny the terrorists the satisfaction of blowing themselves up, thus denying their ticket to heaven and the virgins.
>>69207132
didn't you get the text? Get out now
>>69207132
may as well save time and kill yourself t b h
>>69207129
im betting on him thinking this
>>69206734
THAT
>doesnt fly plane directly into ground
He's definitely stalling/distracting. There's another happening going on. I can feel it.
THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY MEN, DR. PAVEL HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
Jeb! Don't do it man, you have a family!
>>69206106
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
this dude might get the prize for worst terrorist of the year
>>69207131
Shit
Cyprus anon pls
slowly but surely, the happpening is turning into fucking nothing
>>69207140
They're on the ground.
It is OVER.
Snipers or gas through the plane anytime now.
the terrorist will be caught alive, screenshot this
IBRAHIM ZAHEMASGLSD
Weakest fucking hijacking ever. Did this guy just want to land quicker?
>>69206106
>Taking luggage with them
>"Hostage" heads to town square
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
Abrahim Samahow?
BREAKING : the hijacker called IBRAHIM SAMAHA
ABRAHAM SAMEEEEEHA!
Why did he land it and let the passengers go?
>>69207162
>There were people who thought this guy who can't stay awake during national debates would have made a good president.
Name of hijacker is
IBRAHIM
SAMAHA
i repeat
HIJACKER IS MUZZIE
>>69207213
Nah I reckon he's just a lone wolf pleb who has no idea what he's doing.
IBRAHIM SINAHRA?
>>69207162
>People walking fucking calmly from someone armed with a suicide belt and a pistol.
>Someone in uniform calmly walking back and forth on the stairs.
What?
>Hijacker name Ibrahim Sameha(?)
>No known affiliations or motives
tfw super shity happening
not even explosion
>>69207077
One is a Russki.
REEEEEEEE
GIVE STICKY
HIJACKER NAME: IBRAHIM SEMAHA
>>69207000
peraphs he is wondering why someone would release most of the passanger so fast
>IBRAHIM SAMEHAL
>IBRAHIM SAMEHAL
>IBRAHIM SAMEHAL
>IBRAHIM SAMEHAL
>IBRAHIM SAMEHAL
>MUSLIM
>MUSLIM
>MUSLIM
>MUSLIM
Ibrahim the madman
Hijacker Ibrahim Magaakakbar. Muzzie confirmed
Strike groups assemble.
ebahem alahackbar confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are those shills getting off the airplane so calmly.
Joo tricks confirmed
>>69206106
>inb4 one of the terrorists is on the bus blinding in, with a bomb in the luggage
>>69207015
Not really a mistake. It's like when a planet is dying, and it sends some of it's species out into space before it is completely annihilated.
>>69207253
WHAT A TWIST
HOLY SHIT THE PLANE JUST EXPLODED ON STREAM
>>69207165
In other words, it's not happening.
it is fucking nothing
Did /tv/ meme another les bains into happening now or what?
>whats the next step of your master plan?
>>69206888
>a fucking leaf
>>69206891
MY FUCKING SIDES
Ibrahim Samahau?
Can'r understand this british cunt
>>69207285
It's 5 minutes in. Give it time.
>Hijacking a plane
>Landing
>Releasing most of the hostages
Guy is obliviously a rookie to this sort of shit
>>69207245
>>69207255
>>69207258
>>69207274
>>69207278
>>69207292
>>69207305
>>69207315
>>69207317
Muslim??? In Egypt??? It's happening!
Cast your votes
>http://strawpoll.me/7216677/r
>refugee seeks asylum by hijacking a plane
>>69207295
WAS LANDING THE PLANE PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>69207367
the passengers already fucked off from the plane
nothing will happen
>>69207236
>Sniper or gas
They can't do that if he has a dead mans switch though.
>>69206873
>that black Trump voter
>it could be a Libyan man who is seeking asylum
Thanks Sky News.
IRISH CONFIRMED
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>69206888
death to all ISIS
Don't you guys sleep?
>>69207372
What is strange is how fucking casual everyone is walking around.
IBRAHIM AGRABAH????
IRISH MAN LEFT ON BOARD
also HIJACKER JUST WANTS AN ASYLYM AND TRANSLATOR
>>69207140
And, you know.
The plane.
They could be sneakily keeping in reserve for a future 9/11. Brussels radioactive when?
>>69206846
and then blame it on their status as white males
Bane?
happenings over guys.. we used up all our meme magic for today
>>69207210
this is actually nice anti-refugee sign. I, for one, would turn around and go back to my shithole if this faggot welcomed me.
>use a jet to blow plane up and kill like 8 people
orrr
>have a terrorist make crew refuel jet and fly it into a nuclear reactor
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T WE DROPPIN BOMBS
>>69207372
this is how it always happened before 9/11. back when they didn't fly so good.
>>69207443
so close
WATERBOARD
>WATERBOARD
WATERBOARD
>WATERBOARD
WATERBOARD
>WATERBOARD
>>69207443
Wew lad. That was a close one.
Sounded like she said Ibrahim Samaha? Looks like a popular Egyptian name, getting a lot of hits on facebook in Alexandria and Cairo, as well as in Lebanon.
>>69207436
False flag
>"Mike, what do you know?"
>"... What?"
this thrilling news coverage
>>69207435
I probably won't tonight.
Its over. He requested asylum. This is a non-happening. He doesnt want to die.
>>69207444
>>69207444
>>69207444
>>69207443
>>69207443
>>69207443
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69207443
Almost..
Guys, not every terror plot is mus... oh nevermind it's muslims again.
this is obviously his first time hijacking a plane.
Dude must hate water. Hijacking a plane is not a good way to start a new life in Germany.
>>69207316
reporting
>>69207443
Get fucked exile
>>69207380
>>refugee seeks asylum by hijacking a plane
shows how dumb snadniggers really are.
He'll be next 15 years in prison.
Wtf? I tuned into my DVR to watch Red Eye with Tom Shillue, not a false flag
ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO!
What's the point in negotiations like this?
The guy has to realize that the second he lets the hostages go, he's dead or arrested.
>>69207087
>landing this plane
>with all survivors
Worst bane ever.
>>69206891
NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR KAFIR DR MOHAMMED
>>69207505
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>69207444
WHY DID YOU DO THIS
>>69207412
Well imo the smart thing to do is let the few people on board die rather than let him take off and crash into something.
>>69206958
He needed to find out what Dr Pavel was telling them
>implying the jews aren't the one behind ISIS.
I hate it when newsreaders do the Islamic pronunciation of places
Also, we're last night's (arrested near ssn bernadino) Islamic campers celebrating something we don't know about yet
>>69207443
Wow it's fucking nothing.
>>69207435
Freedom never sleeps
3:40am here
>>69207520
fuck you not a cuckroach
>>69206888
>Demanding asylum
Thank you Eurocucks this is the world you have chosen
>>69207443
>>69207444
Nuclear launch detected
>>69207556
so close
>be muzzie
>hijack a chinese airliner
>get rek'd
>>69206891
kek
>>69207556
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>69207556
Hey watch it buddy
>Paddy on board
>>69207556
WHY DIDN'T YOU BRUSH IT
>>69207529
sometimes they get what they want. these kind of hijacks used to happen all the time pre 911
>>69207521
And he'll be given free food, shelter and clothing.
>>69207443
>>69207556
FUGGGGGG MUDSLIMES INTERFERING WITH MEME MAGICS TODAY
>wants to be given asylum
>commits a serious crime in order to get it
sandnigger """""logic"""", everyone.
>year of our lord 2016
>being able to steal an entire plane
whoda thunk it
its like a 2001 timeloop
>>69206888
DEUS VULT
>>69207510
There is no link between plane hijackings and terrorism. This isn't an act of terror, it's a travel emergency.
>INB4 THIS IS JUST DISTRACTION WHILE ISIS IS SCREWING UP NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS
>INB4 THIS IS JUST DISTRACTION WHILE ISIS IS SCREWING UP NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS
>INB4 THIS IS JUST DISTRACTION WHILE ISIS IS SCREWING UP NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS
>INB4 THIS IS JUST DISTRACTION WHILE ISIS IS SCREWING UP NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS
>INB4 THIS IS JUST DISTRACTION WHILE ISIS IS SCREWING UP NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS
>INB4 THIS IS JUST DISTRACTION WHILE ISIS IS SCREWING UP NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS
>INB4 THIS IS JUST DISTRACTION WHILE ISIS IS SCREWING UP NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS
>>69207556
SO CLOSE
>>69207560
>Islamic campers celebrating something we don't know about yet
Easter
>>69207567
Shit you're in my timezone get your own timezone creep
>>69207412
Sure they can. His shitty little bomb vest is only dangerous if the planes in midair or hes standing right next to a hostage. Might damage the plane but noone will die.
Hes fucked
>>69207539
Definitely, they might have to sacrifice the crew and hostages, depending on how professional the hijacker is.
My point, the habbening is not over yet
>hijack plane
>be given asylum and gibsmedats
SkyNews started shilling
>I-it's not 100% ISIS
>O-okay, it is a muslim, but why would we think this has anything to do with his religion?
>>69207302
>Patlabor 2
I LIKE YOUR STYLE MAN, REAL FRESH!
>>69207435
gonna go to bed at 4
>>69206668
The return of the Madhi. Insallah.
>>69207556
>the plane explodes the bomb
>>69207625
t. Habib Ahmed
I THINK SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
I used to be an addict, but NOW IM NOT!
PASSAGES MALIBU WOOHOOO
>>69207556
so close
>>69206891
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO PRAY ON MY AIRCRFT
>IRISH PASSENGER CONFIRMED
>IRELAND GOES TO WAR WITH ISIS WHEN??
20-25 PEOPLE
NOT 4
ONE IRISH CITIZEN
IRELAND BTFO
>>69207639
Well I'm gonna assume it's a proper suicide vest. If it goes off in that enclosed space, everyone inside will die.
>>69207530
inverted bane, little guy
NOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T END HERE. REPLY TO THIS POST TO MAKE MEME MAGIC HAPPEN.
GO GO GO
it's not isis
isis would have killed everyone
>>69207672
DINDU NUFFIN.
>hijacking a plane
Why is this guy not fucking dead?
Germany:
>Gosh, guys! I guess you all better open up those borders or else more violence will occur!
What's the point of letting them land?
>Political Asylum
Happening over. Move along.
>>69207675
OH SHITS 15-20 LEFT ONBOARD WE HAPNIN GEN BOIZ
>>69207617
Reward him with the German Chancellery.
Any law he passes would be indistinguishable from current trends.
not happening
>>69206888
If get, big explosion.
>>69206106
ThISIS attack everyday,
blow up
Lucky quads and he gets gibsmedats
Lame. This isn't news in 2016. Going to bed
>isis
>suspected bomb
there better be an explosion
#RefugeesWelcome
DEUS VULT
blow up pls
>hijack plane
>demand political asylum
I hope they shoot this fucker.
How do you say "STOP RESISTING" in Greek?
HOW MANY IRISH JEWS ARE THERE?
If this happened in the US, how much more fucked do you think this situation would have been?
>>69207712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8vz246NA8
>>69206821
This, why fucking hijack a plane and land to release people for nothing. Either fly it into something or demand an exchange for prisoners
>>69207776
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
boring. ill check back in a hour
>>69206613
So everthing fine, dont care about this idiots. Where i go for dinner is the real problem.
>he's seeking asylum
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!?!
>>69207777
Shit
>hijacking a plane for asylum
he could of just landed and disappeared
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NEXT THREAD
WHO ARE THE FOREIGNERS?
>moderate muslim
>>69206106
>Refugee
>Seeking translator
>Hijacks plane
Right.
>>69207328
what happened uk?
oh fuck, the jews.
>>69207807
Only Leo Bloom.
>>69207831
OPEN OR DIE
The hi-jacker just wants a better life in Germany. You guys don't understand, he is fleeing from conflict.
>>69207800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7FWQN_Mb40
>>69206106
They have let all women and children go...minor happening by attention whores
>>69206106
where was it headed?
>>69207500
Someone's doing the terrorizing
>happening
>single hijacked
>>69207800
νο πει δεβτς
>>69207888
what a waste
Could it be a terrorist who hijacked a domestic flight for lighter security (not sure if that's the case in Egypt) who is now trying to negotiate for more fuel to fly to Europe?
Terrorists aren't the smartest people
NEW THREAD
>>69207798
>>69207798
>>69207798
>>69207798
>>69207816
The great lord Kek is not woth us today. Meme magic wont let this happen today.
Happening over.
That is all of course unless I get doubles.
>>69207776
You really think this is something ISIS would do? If so, what's the objective?
Make a statement about the fact that planes can still be hijacked?
A training run working out the kinks for a future hijacking?
Something else we've yet to see, working with another developing plan?
It doesn't seem like ISIS to me if it's just a hijacking itself.
inb4
>he hijacked a plane to save his family
>>69207800
σταματήσουμε να αντιστεkόμαστε
Fuck why do I have to be at work
>>69207955
thiange about to go chernobyl soon
>>69207934
Could be it. Solid theory. More fuel for Germany.
>>69207609
http://youtu.be/3pAw6jzIjmg
>>69207924
>>69207924
Stealing your money your women and your meme magic
NEW THREAD
>>69207798
>>69207798
>>69207888
kek. trips wasted on the fag rouvas
>>69207955
>repeating digits confirmed
>plane gonna blow up
>>69207956
probably a statement saying hey if we can massacre your people might as well have a little fun and take a plane because hey why not.
Then after that this flight could head to Belgium or somewhere?
wew lads
>>69206106
>plane already landed
Meh, HE DIDN'T JIHAD SO GOOD
>>69207556
>>69207443
STOP
low energy muzzie
They could ofcourse check how the security reacts to something like this and prepare more future attacks
>>69208176
They're refulling in and flying it to Japan. They're gonna crash it into Godzilla.
>>69208211
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would land a plane before flying it into a building.
I bet it's nigger jiggers. Sounds like no foresight. They let passengers go, no confirmed weapons, no results, no motive known...
>>69207185
>the plain
>>69208259
I'm all Mudslimed out now desu
>>69208211
niggers cant isis
>>69208268
There are many anime I have to watch so please wait a little bit longer
>refuel plane just alittle so it can land in the atlantic ocean
Anybody notice the woman stop on the stairs, adjust her hair, and FUCKING WALK BACK IN???
False flag hoax. Happening is somewhere else.
>>69206106
>ISIS Has Hijacked Egyptian Plane
>click the stream
>People are going to start looking for different places to have their holidays
Why didn't they crash the plane?
>>69208472
It's certainly not ISIS. They wouldn't let anyone get out the plane.
WAS GETTING CAUGHT A PART OF HIS PLAN
>>69208625
LANDING THIS PLANE WITH NO INJURED
>>69208611
you have a point you think the taliban are trying to up their game?
>passangers just calmly walking out the plan like they are pissed the hijacker messed up their schedule
what
>>69208472
She was going in and out of the front of the plane, looked like a flight attendant, seemed to be helping the rest out.
>>69208611
It's one Egyptian guy, he was yelling something at the tower about getting his family to Europe.
hm havanna is 25°c very suspicious
its like that one nigger that wanted to fly to the US and was to ignorant to comprehend that there wasn't enough fuel and they crashed into the ocean.
https://youtu.be/SnBkH_UuxcI
killed a shitload of white people because one nigger wanted to go to the US.
>>69208472
this. but where?
>>69208472
i saw that
looked like she was part of the crew
>>69208716
>they have no idea anything has happend
>>69206891
CRASHING THIS COUNTRY, WITH NO SHURVIVORS
>>69208988
How so?
>>69209117
It's called a joke
>>69206888
>>69208018
no please, Doel first
>>69207886
demanded asylum. Literally happening.
Fuck the UN. Fuck all asylum laws bullshit.
>>69206888
>>69208425
>>69208843
these
>>69209371
Mudslimes gonna mud.
Hopefully special forces will slot him shortly.
>>69206106
He requested refugee status on Cyprus!
YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP IF YOU TRIED!
>Hey guize, how can we convince Europeans that we're not terrorists so they accept us as refugees
>I know
>What
>Hijack a plane
INB4: Look at what our inhumane asylum policy is doing, open borders, refugees welcome.
Nuke us, based Russia. Pls, don't let us suffer any longer...
>>69210002
This legit?
>>69210002
kek! he do it for PEACE & LOVE !!!!
>>69210292
Put your telly on.
They've shown a picture of him that a passenger snuck.
He doesn't even look like he has a suicide vest on.
Doesn't even look full blown Mudslime. Clean shaven etc.
Would make me laugh if this mongoloid was just chancing his arm for freebies in Germoney.
Hopefully the paddy gets tired of the wait and sparks the mud out, and he spends the rest of his life in prison.
